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Steve Jobs WWDC 2008 Keynote (in 60 Seconds)

mahalodaily.com — Don’t bother watching the 107 minute version of today ’s Steve Jobs WWDC Keynote: instead, watch our 60 second version.

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  • ecrcook, on 06/10/2008, -43/+7Yet another winner.
  • followsound, on 06/10/2008, -35/+17LOVE the 60 secs roundups!
  • xParker, on 09/12/2008, -20/+173Watch until the end. (after credits)
    • daRoach, on 06/10/2008, -18/+6That wasn't in the agreement. *shakes fist*
    • Spamcan, on 06/10/2008, -30/+13That's exactly why I can't watch these things in their entirety. According to Jobs everything Apple does is "amazing" and "revolutionary" and "ultra portable" even when it really isn't. All I want to know is whats coming and when, sales figures and buzzwords are grating to me.
    • bedouin, on 06/10/2008, -23/+5No thanks.
  • gsmaverick, on 06/10/2008, -34/+4Excellent keynote! Although iPhone 3G not quite a RIM killer yet.
    • nycmac247, on 06/10/2008, -7/+2why not?
      really
    • jiqiren, on 06/10/2008, -7/+4Obviously you've not had to deal with the pain of using a RIM device... or as we called them at SBC, RIMjobs.
    • cmsjustin, on 06/11/2008, -3/+2your perception of reality is distorted
  • virtualsnyper, on 06/10/2008, -29/+296Please make July 11 come in 60 seconds.
    • GSX606, on 06/10/2008, -17/+10Why don't you freeze yourself and have a friend unfreeze you on July 11, worked on Southpark
    • greenlight2001, on 06/10/2008, -30/+6Your mom made me cum in 60 seconds.

      (Oh cum on, you had to see that cumming...)
      • tyler0is0sexy, on 06/11/2008, -5/+1your just digging him down because you wanted to say it first :)
    • idavidtang, on 06/10/2008, -20/+5Sorry, July 11 is behind a line of 30 days, and the bouncer will only let one day enter into Time every 24 hours.
    • aquadude, on 06/10/2008, -7/+102>_< I just went the past 24 hours thinking it was coming out June 11th... ***** IT!
      • WhatsUpWithJack, on 06/10/2008, -14/+2THERE'S NO WORDS ON IT!!
      • tyywebb, on 06/11/2008, -4/+60*looks around*..........................WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!
      • dalesmatrix, on 06/11/2008, -5/+3I know how you feel...another month is going to kill me!
      • thedragon4453, on 06/11/2008, -0/+21Yeah, I restored my iphone because I jailbroke. So, it took around an hour to restore and copy everything (music/vids) back over.

        Get up this morning. Can't wait. I'm going to update iTunes, install 2.0, download super monkey ball, find a decent ebook reader, find something that can do mms, etc, etc.

        And then Steve Jobs takes a ***** in my cereal. July 11th. Bastard.

        And now, for some reason, whenever I try to launch the mail app on the iPhone, it crashes and sends me back to the home screen. After searching support forums, I find that the fix is to do a complete restore, wiping all of my info off, and re-entering it.
        • Archaic1, on 06/11/2008, -1/+3Dugg for the mental image of Steve Jobs up on your dining table squatting over your cereal bowl groaning with his face crumpled up
      • FLarsen, on 06/11/2008, -0/+1Just run. If you run fast enough (1/2 light speed maybe), you might be able to cut off some of that time.
    • heylookltsme, on 06/11/2008, -10/+11Dude, just freeze yourself.
      • joecastle, on 06/11/2008, -1/+0Blue screen of wait. Reboot when ready.
    • melonade, on 06/11/2008, -3/+7When I first saw the date, I thought it said "June 11."

      I told everybody in the room that I would have the new iPhone by Wednesday.

      Now I will be made fun of until mid-July.
      • tian2992, on 06/11/2008, -2/+4Just put a Black Sticker on the back, and Voillà, "iPhone 3G" ;)
    • innovaciones, on 06/11/2008, -4/+1So, you see that Click movie too?
    • goodkidyo, on 06/11/2008, -5/+2OGC...iPhone
    • gurm, on 06/11/2008, -2/+1I can come in 60 seconds.
    • FLarsen, on 06/11/2008, -0/+3Wrong thread, iFail, digg down.
    • Iwantawii, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1well i'm not July 11 but i did it anyway
  • JohnTyra, on 06/10/2008, -35/+7That's awesome!
  • urbanRock, on 06/10/2008, -35/+7Very helpful. the new iphone sounds pretty cool. Thanks Mahalo for the quick recap.
  • victorcab, on 06/10/2008, -31/+7Good one. Like the shortened version much better. The Craft Services is a cool dude.
  • merrycricket, on 06/10/2008, -25/+6Speed presentations! 60 seconds and then on with your life.
  • TheHey, on 06/10/2008, -27/+8Quick and down to the point!!! Thanx Jason.
  • jarsonic, on 06/10/2008, -23/+6Yeah, better than watching the whole thing. :)
  • jvedman, on 06/10/2008, -25/+5Dugg because @JasonCalacanis can have me cheap... ;-)
  • Iccanui, on 06/10/2008, -26/+5very good. dugg
  • cherylhaas, on 06/10/2008, -26/+3Dugg @jasoncalacanis. Towels rock :)
  • squeezeplay, on 06/10/2008, -23/+4Great recap. I look forward to Mahalo continuing to get me the information I need in 1/107th the time.
  • enzobal, on 06/10/2008, -22/+4Haha, I could have seen a second or two of Super Monkey Ball. But that is the best way to watch the Keynote. Fast and to the point. What happened to Samuel L. Jackson they told me to stay for after the credits.
  • sjutras, on 06/10/2008, -20/+5The Best 60 seconds I spent today... :) Good job!
  • Mhykol, on 06/10/2008, -21/+4Yet another great 60 second video with Mahalo Daily - also @jasoncalacanis
  • fromedome, on 06/10/2008, -20/+3You owe me a towel, Calacanis.
  • snakeriverranch, on 06/10/2008, -19/+4Thanks. You just helped me save 106 minutes of my life. Now off to visit Geiko.com.
  • StokieBread, on 06/10/2008, -23/+2Please ship my towel to the UK.
  • zapperen, on 06/10/2008, -17/+1Me want a towel! :D
    The 60 second video was great!
  • amused, on 06/10/2008, -24/+5Excellent! Saved so much time, especially for the worst keynote he has done do date!
    • Ramble, on 06/10/2008, -8/+2How do you know if you haven't seen it yet?
  • gill99msu, on 06/10/2008, -16/+1I like beach towels too..
  • thinkhammer, on 06/10/2008, -26/+11A version that's watchable. Good idea. Can you do this with the Ayn Rand books?
  • josephlew1s, on 06/10/2008, -22/+8The 60 second Mahalo Daily's are awesome!
  • MomMomMom, on 06/10/2008, -17/+4Took a nap while watching keynote but I was loving the 60 sec episode. Mahalo does a great job of shortening long videos. They get right to the point.
  • hepcat, on 06/10/2008, -19/+3well done Mahalo-ites
  • kimwhite, on 06/10/2008, -17/+4this is great. Tuesdays keynote was mostly boring to me, non developer, this was all I wanted to hear.
  • kida101, on 06/10/2008, -26/+11Wonder how Zero Punctuation would handle this...
  • NumbSinner, on 06/10/2008, -19/+3great video.
  • Shigglyboo, on 06/10/2008, -22/+5I have an iPhone. and I'm sick to death of hearing about the new one. Steve Jobs is a dick.
  • growleh, on 06/10/2008, -19/+360 seconds about covers it really, steve should learn how to do it like that
  • tjcs63, on 06/10/2008, -20/+8Love it highlights in 60 seconds.. If only you could do that to some of the presentation at our office
  • l800LEMMINGS, on 06/10/2008, -21/+4its hard to believe that Steve jobs can be such a prick he seems so positive
  • Justin6512, on 06/10/2008, -17/+4damn, I just finished watching the full version!!!

    also, website is now down, mirrors?
  • Jeffrr, on 06/10/2008, -29/+4THESE COMMENTS ARE SO *****
  • beavord, on 06/10/2008, -25/+39Mirror: http://mahalodaily.blip.tv/#985506
  • Hoofenhoffer, on 06/10/2008, -19/+5..anddd the sites down
    like they usually are
  • Dylson, on 06/10/2008, -19/+4People are soo ***** stupid.
  • Jeffler, on 06/10/2008, -20/+7I'd say that this was a cemetery, but these comments are just plain *****. WTF?
  • nmanguy, on 06/10/2008, -17/+5Holy crap, look at that JCM guy's account page. He just keeps writing the same ***** everywhere.
  • freakk123, on 06/10/2008, -19/+10How many ***** bots can there be?
    • Goombellaofgoom, on 06/11/2008, -0/+1Not that many, really... but there are plenty of regular ones.
  • juanbobo808, on 06/10/2008, -16/+3What the hell? They didn't even edit in the App Store segments OR any of the cool things they're doing with the software development kit. I mean, I guess that was bundled into the "iPhone 2.0 software update" that they briefly mentioned, but c'mon, what a joke.
  • zionKing, on 06/10/2008, -22/+6Hmm did you know Mahalo is Hawaiian for failure?
  • MrEggsalad, on 06/10/2008, -22/+51MIRROR:
    It's a YouTube video, link here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGY28Qbj76A
  • whitesaint, on 06/10/2008, -20/+5I loved "it's a small world part" in the full keynote, that was so cute. haha.
    • arctic, on 06/10/2008, -11/+3Maybe you should get a room with Jobs..
      • sjh0313, on 06/11/2008, -4/+0artic's buried and posted too many comments on this digg post. i feel like shim's kind of a computer nerd that wants to be a nerd digg protocol enforcer. in a nerd kind of way.
  • robdazomba, on 06/10/2008, -18/+3> instead, watch our 60 second version

    That's what she said.
  • nycmac247, on 06/10/2008, -19/+4Snow Leopard Server much more important - or did no one "get" that?
  • scotishstriker, on 06/10/2008, -20/+5awesome vid, wow all those comments buried shows me what kind of audience digg has
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