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- paulielatex, on 09/29/2008, -43/+36Not Funny, however I for one welcome our apple overlords!
- marshallpeck, on 09/30/2008, -2/+39tool
- ethana2, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4Yes. I, for one, _don't_.
...happy Dellbuntu owner.
- ethana2, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4Yes. I, for one, _don't_.
- honeybrass, on 09/30/2008, -1/+4oh god! quiet! they can hear you!
- jabberwolff, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2I get you have a thick white wool coat, follow others, and no upper teeth.
BAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Steve Jobs loves you guys so much, that's why he wears his velcro gloves.
- marshallpeck, on 09/30/2008, -2/+39tool
- govsucks, on 09/29/2008, -3/+21Now we get to sit back and watch apple marketing execs and lawyers destroy some really cool tech because they know everything.
I can see a backlash building up over this already. I swear if I ever have marketing execs or lawyers working for my company full time, every one of their chairs will be a catapult and I will have brick walls erected outside their windows. - nonks, on 09/29/2008, -2/+93Don't you mean iKraken?
- Shogi, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4Hard to imagine Apple doing anything more ghastly than starting that marketing trend.
- krytz86, on 09/30/2008, -1/+6Phil McKraken
- daschupa, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3iKraken, Attorney at law!
- quidpro, on 09/29/2008, -1/+115How could you mess up the grammar when the line is straight from the source? ("worse" vs "worst")
- daPhoenix, on 09/30/2008, -1/+13You know, I was shrugging off the "Internet makes us dumber" -topic on the front page but now I've seen the light.
- Frozo, on 09/30/2008, -0/+14Nah, the internet just EXPOSES all the dummies that have been flying under the radar all this time.
- Samurai77, on 09/30/2008, -1/+3Agreed, buried for that reason.
- Laminarcissus, on 09/30/2008, -0/+6Plus, I do love it when the punch line is in the summary! Saves me a lot of time and laughing.
- skyroket, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2It's even in BOLD!
- daPhoenix, on 09/30/2008, -1/+13You know, I was shrugging off the "Internet makes us dumber" -topic on the front page but now I've seen the light.
- timusca, on 09/29/2008, -6/+41Apple Inc., not Apple Computer
- Dylson, on 09/30/2008, -9/+17Spoken like a true fanbot.
- timusca, on 09/30/2008, -3/+4Its a company's name, douche. You wouldn't call MS Miccrosoft LLC, would you?
- raquel9e, on 09/30/2008, -2/+4Or maybe a stock holder :)
- Magnolit, on 09/30/2008, -1/+10Spoken like a true believer in facts.
- occasus, on 09/30/2008, -3/+6Hrrm.. I'm Swedish, but I'd say "Spoken as by a true fanbot".
- Frozo, on 09/30/2008, -1/+4Thank you, Dwight Schrute.
- ethana2, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3Have you bought tickets?...
- pires64, on 09/30/2008, -5/+0Apple Computer Inc
- mouthymadness, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1The original name!
- etx313, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2Really? Seriously?
- Dylson, on 09/30/2008, -9/+17Spoken like a true fanbot.
- fwertz, on 09/29/2008, -20/+9Whatever, you can play games on Zune now. Suck it ipod/phone.
- Zarokima, on 09/30/2008, -5/+19What's a Zune?
- fwertz, on 09/30/2008, -5/+2Zune = Snorlax
Ipod = Plantlife.
Do your poke`math. - funkymoose, on 09/30/2008, -2/+7http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zune
- Atomic1fire, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1[citation needed]
- fwertz, on 09/30/2008, -5/+2Zune = Snorlax
- ldmyers, on 09/30/2008, -6/+9Holy Crap! You actually bought the Zune?
- Bittermanscolon, on 09/30/2008, -8/+4suck it ipod/iphone!
- bagboyrebel, on 09/30/2008, -1/+3I've already gone through 3 ipods with failed harddrives, I have a zune now. And technically you could run games before, but you had to us visual studio to install them.
- Zarokima, on 09/30/2008, -5/+19What's a Zune?
- whitezombie420, on 09/29/2008, -2/+3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Thcaq8N-Js
- sirber, on 09/30/2008, -2/+2*yawn*
- Enron, on 09/30/2008, -2/+52They certainly can't do worse than the title of this submission.
- Bittermanscolon, on 09/30/2008, -2/+1Here, here!
- MicrosoftBob, on 09/30/2008, -0/+6There, there!
- fliguy84, on 09/30/2008, -2/+1w00t, w00t!
- HouseTreeGraham, on 09/30/2008, -0/+8I dunno, they could do worst...
- Vadi0, on 09/30/2008, -2/+1The fact that this was made is el-oh-el. Apple needs to call the 101 help line.
- mediaphile, on 09/30/2008, -0/+35worst*
Even more stupid since it says it right there in the comic.- je12u, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1...and even worst than that is reading the same comments over and over.
*see fourth comment*
- je12u, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1...and even worst than that is reading the same comments over and over.
- itsmrgomez, on 09/30/2008, -16/+18Buried as REALLY LAME
- hardeep1singh, on 09/30/2008, -9/+3Buried you as you can't take a joke.
- Beatmiser, on 09/30/2008, -0/+12If a joke doesn't even resemble funny is it still a joke?
- hardeep1singh, on 09/30/2008, -9/+3Buried you as you can't take a joke.
- unhg, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4This sucks. Now I'm going to have to wait in line to get my 10-story tall iKraken
- Goblin, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2Never mind 10 storey iKraken - Steve Jobs is near two storeys tall!
- Mania33, on 09/30/2008, -2/+22What's the worse grammar a Digg poster can do?
- jcsw, on 09/30/2008, -1/+12I can has worse gramr?
- HouseTreeGraham, on 09/30/2008, -0/+0Gramr are they?
- jonborthwick, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2More people have been to Russia than I have?
- jwithbenefits, on 09/30/2008, -3/+0the kraken is in my backyard...no literally...apple is separated from my backyard with a wall..haha
- DeviantDragon, on 09/30/2008, -1/+10Apparently the Kraken is the Creature from the Black Lagoon crossed with Goro.
- BreakmasterC, on 09/30/2008, -1/+0apparently
- bagboyrebel, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2Or maybe it's from Clash of the Titans.
- GordonFree, on 09/30/2008, -9/+4The Joy of Tech has become increasingly unfunny over the last few years.
- GordonFree, on 09/30/2008, -4/+2I know who dugg me down. ***** you Carl, you and your stupid joy of tech *****. It's not ***** funny, man. Stupid jokes. Get a ***** job.
- MacParrot, on 09/30/2008, -2/+2Wow! You actually care about being dugg down?
- GordonFree, on 09/30/2008, -2/+1Oh stop it, Carl.
- GordonFree, on 09/30/2008, -4/+2I know who dugg me down. ***** you Carl, you and your stupid joy of tech *****. It's not ***** funny, man. Stupid jokes. Get a ***** job.
- christoast, on 09/30/2008, -2/+1probably means you cant talk about it if you're a writer and you have some kind of public audience. But yeah, its definitely the worse
- LeviTheSmith, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4I like the Diglett in your profile picture
- jcsw, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4I like the playstation logo in your profile picture
- LeviTheSmith, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4I like the Diglett in your profile picture
- Ryansmellsfarts, on 09/30/2008, -3/+44That isn't a kraken..
- dropbox, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3Yes, it's more like the creature from the black lagoon, with four arms...
- ethana2, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2Pretty much...
- CressCrowbits, on 09/30/2008, -1/+3The Kraken is a big octopus thing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraken
Buried for overall FAIL. - armakaryk, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3Clash of the Titans. Go watch it. you aren't a geek until you've seen (and subsequently fall in love with) a ray harryhausen movie.
- Cimlite, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1"Pff... kracken, what's the big deal? I can tell you. I've fought a kracken and it wasn't that hard."
- dropbox, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3Yes, it's more like the creature from the black lagoon, with four arms...
- Samsauce, on 09/30/2008, -0/+17Buried as inaccurate. Jobs wears white shoes not black.
- sandaboy, on 09/30/2008, -3/+1didn't johnny depp put that creature to rest?
- Flummoxer, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2No, Davy Jones killed it.
- Genecalypse, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4Didnt know Steve commanded the Lurker Below
- mtcobb2, on 09/30/2008, -6/+1GOD DAMMIT I CAN'T SLEEP!!! I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF!!!
- SirFink, on 09/30/2008, -6/+1Like most Internet humor: stupid and not funny. Funny only to nerds and what makes someone a nerd? A bad sense of humor.
- urbandistrict, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2SirFink aka Mr.***** hasn't got the cool points to spend on a smirk.
He's dead ***** serious about his internets!
- urbandistrict, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2SirFink aka Mr.***** hasn't got the cool points to spend on a smirk.
- Crazymaniacc, on 09/30/2008, -1/+6Digg needs an image section... oh wait
- urbandistrict, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1for cereal.
- suwoo244, on 09/30/2008, -10/+5I know this is off topic and will probably end up getting buried anywayz but I would appreciate it if someone knew the answers to these questions...
1) Has anyone heard of any rumored price drops for Macbooks (regular, not pro)???
2) When is the release date for the next model of Macbooks???
If you can't tell by the questions I'm interested in getting a macbook....
Thanks- colourclassic, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2Really? On Digg?
- kotatsu, on 09/30/2008, -4/+5Not all that funny and the art is abysmal. These web comic people really need to try harder.
- DickyT83, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2Or stop trying so hard.
- jamwil87, on 09/30/2008, -4/+3wtf is a kraken?
- ninjarabbits, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1http://www.toymania.com/334archives/clash/kraken_b ...
- Rudegar, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraken
- Jayzgame, on 09/30/2008, -1/+1Fail
- svensksvamp, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3http://mos.stanford.edu/ee272/proj00/kraken/kraken ...
- gamebouille, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1OMG hilarous like a bretzel. . .
- sakashvilli, on 09/30/2008, -5/+1
- nunofgs, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2why?
- HappyDonut, on 09/30/2008, -0/+6It might just be me, but doesn't it ruin the whole comic when the punchline is right below the title?
- Flamekebab, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1Totally agree. Irritated the crap out of me too.
- enantiodromia, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1i live 3 miles from that building, and i haven't heard the Kraken... yet.
- joy2k9, on 09/30/2008, -1/+4APPLE FAIL!
- samimnot, on 09/30/2008, -8/+1Apple...No you can't do that
-Dev's...but, but, but I'll tell my mom!
Apple...So?
-Dev’s…whaaaaa, and my mom will complain to some Tech. Blog
Apple…So?
-Dev’s… the editor will write an article with sensationalist headlines that he knows is a lie, but it will bring traffic to his web-site and hopefully people will click on all the Ads.
Apple…So?
-Dev’s…well, people will read the article and then say really yucky things about your company
Apple…So?
-Dev’s…whaaaaa, I’ll, I’ll, I’ll write programs for some other company then ‘na na na naaaaa na’
Apple…So?
-Dev’s…OK, now you’re really in trouble mister, I’m telling my dad!
Apple…Go away kid, you bother me
-Dev’s...double whaaaaa - CatsAreGods, on 09/30/2008, -3/+10Not funny...2 of my friends were killed by a kraken. :-(
- dropbox, on 09/30/2008, -2/+3O Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are...wait, I don't even know your friends.
- Koppie, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2Hello beastie.
- cugs90, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1Don't you mean worst?
- thecockbanana, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1Really?
- ThePhotoBoy, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3What other colors is the Kraken available in?
- DarthShaun, on 09/30/2008, -1/+3Dugg for Clash of the Titans.
- modelchick8806, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1I thought it was Crackin or Cracken. Hmm.
- davemccauley, on 09/30/2008, -1/+2Pure awesomeness!
- Kevin108, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2What's the WORST. Write it a hundred times, you idiot.
- oaktreee, on 09/30/2008, -3/+1that ain't a Kraken.
- rickblank, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1Huh. Evidently he's peeved that Apple tried to force him to use correct grammar. I wood bee two.
- serkahups, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2Not funny!
- franklymister, on 09/30/2008, -3/+3That's not a Kraken.
- skellener, on 09/30/2008, -1/+2Never saw Clash of the Titans ...did you?
- Shugii, on 10/01/2008, -1/+1Awesome movie but he's right... that's not an 'Original' Kraken...
- skellener, on 09/30/2008, -1/+2Never saw Clash of the Titans ...did you?
- VivaLaUndead, on 09/30/2008, -2/+1god i hate you, Joy of Tech.
buried for the unfunnies.....
again............. - geekeeboi, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1It's crazy how Apple is taking advantage of their loyal customers. They are completely restricting open source to an extreme. Not being allowed to talk about your product and be able to further it developmentally is ridiculous
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