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Being as short as Danny DeVito has ***** advantages

i28.tinypic.com — I mean its advantages! I mean *its* advantages!

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  • magicjohnson, on 06/06/2008, -0/+7He doesn't even need to bend a little when he motorboats, now that is truly remarkable.
    • abhilash, on 06/06/2008, -0/+3mbmbmbmbmbmbmbmbbmbmbmbmbmbmbmbmbmbmbmbmotorboat
  • abhilash, on 06/06/2008, -0/+7definitely has ***** advantages. Probably some assting memories too.
  • fastfastlane, on 06/06/2008, -0/+4He played such a little perv on Taxi ;-)
  • DeathWish808, on 06/06/2008, -0/+18Based on this picture, ummm, this would be a disadvantage! :-)
    • LanceWindu, on 06/06/2008, -0/+1That was my first thought...followed by going to get my harpoon.
  • deadlift, on 06/06/2008, -0/+8I met DeVito near St. Marks in NYC this year and I can say he's nearly as wide as he is tall!
  • alapoet, on 06/06/2008, -0/+8Nobody can blame Danny for staring at boobs -- they're right at his eye-level!

    (If anyone hasn't checked out the comedy series "Always Sunny In Philadelphia," you owe it to yourself if you're a DeVito fan! It is funny as hell, and psychopathically anti-social!)
  • badwithcomputer, on 06/06/2008, -0/+4Just because I think it's important to give credit to the source, I got the picture as well as the general inspiration for the title (even though the pun was seriously all me) from the celebrity blog What Would Tyler Durde Do: http://wwtdd.com

    I would have just submitted the link to WWTDD but you can't digg links from that site for some reason. I guess he posted some racy pictures that hit the front page and digg users reported the domain. Oh well. If you're going to read that stuff, he has the best writing by far.
  • krebs, on 06/06/2008, -0/+2Well, there has to be *some* evolutionary advantage to being that short...
  • obeezy, on 06/07/2008, -0/+2In the particular situation that this photo depicts, being that short is freaking horrible.
    • ichbeineinrcg, on 06/07/2008, -0/+1Consider that he's married to Rhea Perlman. This is better.
  • quaxon, on 06/07/2008, -1/+4Submitter must be a chubby chaser.
  • kovac9478, on 06/07/2008, -0/+2um....in this case, i would disagree.
  • bsweeney1977, on 06/07/2008, -0/+1I'm short, and that never happens to me... fortunately.
  • Kiliase, on 06/07/2008, -0/+1Are we all looking at the same picture? This does NOT look advantageous....unless his eyes are closed behind those sunglasses...Are they?
  • DesertDude, on 06/07/2008, -0/+1When he's next to Kaitlin Olson on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, sure, but not next to these two.
  • dildoolielly, on 06/07/2008, -0/+2Big fat, sweaty, nasty skank boobs in your face is an "advantage"?
  • mikesbaker, on 06/07/2008, -0/+1fat chick boobs in face is an advantage?
  • Viend, on 06/07/2008, -0/+1Well he can have sex and suck the girl at the same time without breaking his back. That seems like an advantage if the girls aren't like the ones in that pic.
  • Dauud, on 06/07/2008, -0/+0obviosly it's a dissadvantage sometimes too..
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