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Coyotes eat Paris Hilton's dogs

latimesblogs.latimes.com — Paris Hilton lost two out of her 17 dogs Wednesday night when they were attacked by wild coyotes. Apparently, the dogs were left outside at night in her Celebrity Petting Zoo aka, her Hollywood Hills home. At night, in the Hollywood Hills. It's like setting the table, lighting candles and inviting the coyotes over for dinner.

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  • badwithcomputer, on 09/19/2008, -8/+21017 dogs? wtf- is she dmx in disguise or something?
    • psogle, on 09/19/2008, -2/+77Michael Vick
    • WWMD, on 09/19/2008, -1/+22She is starting to sound a little like Michael Jackson.
      • sneezy555, on 09/19/2008, -0/+6Only with a little more bestiality it seems.
      • DforSpiD, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1Dogs find it harder to tell the authorities.
      • p3ngwin, on 09/19/2008, -0/+117 dogs?!
        WTF?

        best sign of a lifeless soul.
      • Rivetgeek, on 09/19/2008, -0/+3started to look like him too
    • fattehboi, on 09/19/2008, -3/+11Where my dogs at? *ruff ruff*
    • positron, on 09/19/2008, -1/+5Dogs offer unconditional love to their owners no matter how fatuous and vapid they (the owner) may be.
    • FTLJohnson, on 09/19/2008, -0/+10Itty Bitty Fashion Dogs = Hors D'oeuvres

      I'm coldly amused by this.
    • ngmcs8203, on 09/19/2008, -0/+4Sorry to ruin the fun, but this is inaccurate. Hilton's publicist already came out and said that none of this was true.
      • REsplin, on 09/19/2008, -0/+7why not provide a source?
      • Schda, on 09/19/2008, -1/+1Well I'd consider the article a pretty good source. It now says they are all okay and accounted for.
    • razorsedge555, on 09/19/2008, -1/+1agree with previous post, this is BS, buried for inaccuracy
    • indiepenguins, on 09/19/2008, -0/+3X 'GON GIVE IT TO YA!
    • Nescirian, on 09/21/2008, -0/+0"Paris... How many dogs do you own, exactly?"
      "I... I'll have my people get back to you"
    • Vrotor, on 09/28/2008, -0/+1Really new Paris Hilton video is here http://hottest-video.com/video.php?v=Paris_Hilton_ ...
      This is hot...
  • WordsnCollision, on 09/19/2008, -7/+107Where's PETA when you need them?
    • daRoach, on 09/19/2008, -5/+15She's responsible for more animal deaths than KFC, the NRA and AARP combined!
      • fuzzybeard, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2Hyperbole, thy name is daRoach! ;)
      • SeventhSon, on 09/19/2008, -1/+1Silly fuzzybeard, no one on Digg knows what a hyperbole is.
    • csw1342, on 09/19/2008, -10/+4She's still human.
    • twiztidsinz, on 09/19/2008, -8/+3Trying to wipe lipstick off a pig?
    • phybere, on 09/19/2008, -6/+29PETA? Yes... those coyotes should be charged with animal cruelty...

      Dogs are not particularly indoor-only animals.
    • feliks2, on 09/19/2008, -0/+6Wtf, why do you want to bring PETA in? Do you want people to eat those dogs just because of who they belong to?
    • Rizmaster, on 09/19/2008, -1/+17So they can confiscate and gas ALL her dogs? Last I checked they don't believe dogs should be held in bondage as pets.
      • BoneheadFarker, on 09/19/2008, -1/+9Dogs in bondage??? Rule 34 dude...
      • Lukesed, on 09/19/2008, -1/+4@bonehead
        No need, I'm sure the furries took care of that one ages ago.
    • gandhii, on 09/19/2008, -2/+5I thought it was a funny joke.. Apparently it went over the heads of everyone else who replied.
    • AnOMNOMymous, on 09/19/2008, -1/+3They're off gassing dogs and cats of their own.
    • douglasr007, on 09/19/2008, -1/+7People for Eating Tasty Animals? HELL YEAH
    • PhoenixReborn, on 09/19/2008, -1/+5PETA? Busy firebombing researchers that experiment on mice and setting free show dogs to be run over by traffic.
  • vango, on 09/19/2008, -13/+44maybe if she wasnt so busy making out with me she would have time for her bizitches
    • pingpants, on 09/19/2008, -1/+19I forgot, you two both did time in Lynwood.
    • AndrewDB, on 09/19/2008, -0/+6I hope you remembered to take your Valtrex before you got with her Vango because if not, you just got infected buddy.
    • thedogfatherx, on 09/19/2008, -0/+4No man. It's not the dogs fault it's in that situation. I'd rather have the coyotes eat paris hilton.
    • wwwonka, on 09/19/2008, -0/+15...um dude, hate to tell you, but you're making out with PEREZ Hilton.
    • Helloween2008, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2Don't you remember the South Park episode? Tinkerbell commits suicide by blowing his/her head off
  • MyDigitalSin, on 09/19/2008, -13/+71if ONLY Tinkerbell was eaten. That would make me happy.
    • MattB123, on 09/19/2008, -0/+6Not meaty enough.
    • AndrewDB, on 09/19/2008, -0/+8Tinkerbell's on a deathwatch anyway being stuffed into her purse every single day.
    • ChaosProfessor, on 09/19/2008, -0/+5she shot herself in that episode of south park remember
    • goeric, on 09/19/2008, -0/+8Don't hate the dog. It's not her fault.

      Hate Paris.
    • AriaStar, on 09/19/2008, -1/+2Granted, it's kind of sad that these dogs had to die by being ripped apart. Can't stand her, but don't want the dogs to suffer for it.
    • sarixe, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1daiyenu
    • warplayer, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1I'm proud of the fact that I thought you were making reference to the Peter Pan character.
  • renlok, on 09/19/2008, -8/+164shame they didn't eat her.
    • mcmaconner28, on 09/19/2008, -3/+4Beat me to it.
    • ivansusanin, on 09/19/2008, -2/+14what's to eat?
      • bigsimpsin, on 09/19/2008, -2/+14I take it you are one of the few who haven't seen the sex tapes yet
    • doommachine, on 09/19/2008, -2/+8out.
    • andnever, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1i was honestly going to write that...i think its hilarious that i wasnt the only one wishing for that.
    • andreo, on 09/19/2008, -2/+1I ate her. Kudos to her gynecologist...

      I kid.
      • bigsimpsin, on 09/19/2008, -2/+1Having said things like "I ate her" or "Kudos to her gynecologist" don't look too good when you end with the word kid.
    • AriaStar, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2Not meaty enough.
    • Tichondrius74, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1That was what i was thinking when i read the headline.
    • prophet5, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2The coyotes would choke on the small bones. Also, not enough meat on them bones. (sorry AriaStar... it had to be said again).

      My dog weighs more than Paris Hilton. But then again, my dog doesn't have Herpes either.
  • rootnik, on 09/19/2008, -6/+222That Onion... they will shamelessly write up anything! What a riot!


    oh...
    • HiKevinRose, on 09/19/2008, -0/+6Yeah, I reverse-onion'd myself too. That headline is just.. pure magic.
    • beerock, on 09/19/2008, -0/+14'Dogs Eaten, Not Enough Meat on Hilton for Coyotes'
  • themajor, on 09/19/2008, -3/+7If you can't run with the big dogs........
  • pokechop, on 09/19/2008, -3/+9As they should....
  • timbro1, on 09/19/2008, -6/+13so sad... so very sad...
  • nutniqs, on 09/19/2008, -2/+36This is the best story on Digg at the moment.
    • fluidfoundation, on 09/19/2008, -1/+33Better than the BREAKING story of Obama having an iPhone 3G made of nanotubes??
    • GOVATENT, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2better than all the banning?
    • beerock, on 09/19/2008, -1/+1better than the linux kernel article?!?!
    • dannythepan, on 09/19/2008, -0/+0better than something relevant to our lives?
    • lolmax, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1BREAKING: RON PAUL & OBAMA SOLVE TROOPERGATE SCANDAL ON IPHONE 3G
  • bixby1, on 09/19/2008, -0/+157I'm torn between being sad that the dogs are dead and happy because Paris is sad. I also feel bad for the cayote who is probably choking on a rhinestone dog collar.
    • sgtbutterscotch, on 09/19/2008, -1/+39Perhaps god was granting the dogs mercy killings?
      • csw1342, on 09/19/2008, -4/+1No god would ever create (shudder) something that sinister.
      • AzureRise, on 09/19/2008, -1/+1You forgot your sarcasm tag.
      • AriaStar, on 09/19/2008, -1/+3Or maybe it was suicide.

        /South Park
    • Munceenuts, on 09/19/2008, -2/+3coyote*
    • Synchro, on 09/19/2008, -0/+4Coyotes do this all the time all over the west to people's dogs and cats. Heck eagles do it, cougars do it and so on. Why hunt something when a tasty morsel is left in a confined area just for you. My father in law was working on a woman's house years ago. He hears this big WOOOOSSSHHHHH! turns around and see a bald eagle flying away with the home owners precious little rat, aka a Pomeranian. It happens all the time.
    • tdogg241, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1I'd be much happier if the headline stopped before the apostrophe.
  • Dyabolik, on 09/19/2008, -1/+23What really surprised me is they could only eat 2.
    • vbullinger, on 09/19/2008, -1/+2They were full, so they left.
    • Kennerk, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1how were they full? based on her being anorexic and her having small small purse sized bags? i could probably eat 2 myself. i hear dog is a delicacy in china.... or maybe its taiwan... ahh ***** it, its somewhere in asia....
    • Dyabolik, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2It's kinda like walking into an all you can eat buffet dinner and having one baked potato.
  • sigmaseven, on 09/19/2008, -2/+55All we need to do now is convince Paris to sunbathe at night slathered in barbecue sauce.
    • AzureRise, on 09/19/2008, -1/+5pics plz.
    • yooftheness, on 09/19/2008, -0/+3y e s .
    • geoff1210, on 09/19/2008, -2/+1"Yeah, sunbathing is BEST done at night." "The moonlight is sunlight amplified into 'neuron waves', which will give you an excellent tan. What's this stuff? Oh, its the tanning lotion that is all the rage in London".
  • jessenoob, on 09/19/2008, -11/+20And why the hell should I care? Buried.
    • charlie55, on 09/19/2008, -1/+8because hating celebrities makes us regular losers feel better about ourselves.
  • fluidfoundation, on 09/19/2008, -0/+136They looked at her and figured there was more meat on the dog.
    • Cenobite, on 09/19/2008, -0/+3They wouldn't want Rick Salomon's leftovers.
  • YodaJones, on 09/19/2008, -11/+10Ha ha ha. That is so funny. We need a lot more coyotes in California exactly for this kind of thing.
    • duggdowncatisad, on 09/19/2008, -2/+2Poor dogs :(
      It's not their fault they were owned by Paris Hilton.
    • Fallout911, on 09/19/2008, -1/+2Dude what the *****?
    • HerbertWest, on 09/19/2008, -2/+1Dugg for understanding that "a lot" is two words. The interwebs salute you!
      • YodaJones, on 09/22/2008, -0/+1I love the sound of coyote packs yelping in the frenzy of mealtime in the early morning.

        Hey lolcats, where is your god now?
  • AndrewDB, on 09/19/2008, -3/+8You know my original comment was going to be something like "Too bad they couldn't of mistaken Paris for part of the chow.." but then I realized I didn't want the poor animals to get stomach pains, vomit and be sick.
  • moo113, on 09/19/2008, -19/+13Why the ***** did this get to the front page?
    • Zap2, on 09/19/2008, -3/+17Got dugg
    • ers35, on 09/19/2008, -3/+10It got to the front page because people dugg it.
    • gaqua, on 09/19/2008, -4/+14Because it's ***** hilarious.
    • Yaanu, on 09/19/2008, -3/+4Just because we're an alternative news source doesn't mean we don't suck. Given the right marketing, any news organization can become a proprietary wall of advertisements.

      THE MORE YOU KNOW
    • RossDuprey, on 09/19/2008, -3/+6Why the ***** to people keep asking why the ***** things get on the front page?
    • olddirtycr, on 09/19/2008, -4/+6www.digg.com is a site where all the users can digg (increase) or digg down (decrease) any given article (or even a user comment). How many positive diggs an article gets and how fast it gets them affects whether it will hit the front page or not.

      This story had the proper amount of diggs, in the proper amount of time, thus putting it in the front page.

      You joined digg on "April 26th, 2005" and still can't grasp the concept? Perhaps a more traditional non user generated news site is for you.
      • alfunso3, on 09/19/2008, -1/+1I think you are being more cruel than the coyotes :)
      • Fallout911, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2Wasn't this type of stereotypical Digg user featured in a recent cracked article?
  • FasmTrout, on 09/19/2008, -2/+6Haha
  • baldgye, on 09/19/2008, -10/+10Paris who?
    • mandraque, on 09/19/2008, -1/+2The presidential candidate.
      • baldgye, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2lol, I like how I'm getting dugg down for assuming that Paris Hilton is a nobody
    • renlok, on 09/22/2008, -0/+1its that city in france.
  • homesickalien, on 09/19/2008, -8/+16As much as I hate Paris, I feel bad for her dogs. That's tragic for anyone.
  • SemiSarcastic, on 09/19/2008, -6/+6Does this story really have to be here?
  • brutusx, on 09/19/2008, -7/+34om nom nom. someone had to say it.
    • username7410, on 09/19/2008, -4/+7OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

      If you're going to do it, do it right.
    • warplayer, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1Can't believe I had to scroll so far down to find it...
  • cloud3151, on 09/19/2008, -7/+2hahahahahahahahahhaa thats what she gets for singing so horribly!!!
    • AttacheCrime, on 09/19/2008, -0/+3That is the weirdest punishment for singing horribly.
  • username7410, on 09/19/2008, -2/+9I thought this read Coyotes eat Paris Hilton at first.
  • Tom10803, on 09/19/2008, -4/+5Karma is a bitch!
    • P1um, on 09/19/2008, -0/+4Someone should name their dog Karma.
      • gelato822, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2believe it or not, mine is named Karma.

        Good Karma, Bad Karma. She's mostly bad Karma
  • P1um, on 09/19/2008, -7/+34I hate small dogs. YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
    • scabbers, on 09/19/2008, -1/+9I love coyotes for these two confirmed kills of small yappy dogs.
    • Kennerk, on 09/19/2008, -1/+3well be grateful, there's two less YAP YAP YAPs for ya
    • AsadM, on 09/19/2008, -1/+5*PUNT*

      YEEEELP!
    • Berkana, on 09/19/2008, -1/+2OM NOM NOM > YAP YAP YAP
  • TheBuzzKiller, on 09/19/2008, -3/+4Who cares?
  • dafragsta, on 09/19/2008, -2/+35THE DINGOS TOOK MY BABIES!
  • twiztidsinz, on 09/19/2008, -12/+6Chris Crocker to the Coyotes:
    LEAVE PARIS' DOGS ALONE!! LEAVE THEM ALOOOONNNEEEEE!!!!
  • Pillage, on 09/19/2008, -7/+2man six is hot, starbuck ain't so bad.
  • jetboyterp, on 09/19/2008, -4/+26That's hot
  • protonone, on 09/19/2008, -3/+7Were they Korean coyotes?
  • spunalot, on 09/19/2008, -2/+2Should be "Coyotes eat Paris Hilton" Coyotes later found of dead of Gonorrhea of the mouth.
  • fattehboi, on 09/19/2008, -2/+1Were these the dogs casted for that stupid hollywood dog movie?
  • Ricemanstm, on 09/19/2008, -5/+2Two of God's children are finally released from Hell and happily return home.
    • NuclearIsShit, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1Living in a mansion, with 16 other dogs, being waited on hand and foot, the most expensive foods, your fur groomed regularly. How do you consider that hell?
      • Ricemanstm, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2Paris Hilton? 'Nuff said.
      • NuclearIsShit, on 09/19/2008, -0/+3But they can't understand when she talks, so while me or you would think, "Oh god I want to kill myself bad!" the dogs would think, "That crooked walking hook nosed monkey is bringing me more steak!"

        'Nuff said.
  • jacktheripperr, on 09/19/2008, -0/+14are you sure the dogs didn't kill themselves?
  • mgenovese, on 09/19/2008, -1/+38Police are now searching for Wile E. Coyote, the prime suspect in this case. Last seen at the ACME superstore with fireworks and a bear trap.
    • NuclearIsShit, on 09/19/2008, -0/+7Finally he got one! I've been waiting for YEARS!
    • fuzzybeard, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1Thanks! I just woke up my wife with my laughter...Aaah, ***** it! It was worth it!
    • d3dm, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2Someone should paint a big red 'X' on her driveway and put an anvil in the middle of it.
  • xxMaxaroni, on 09/19/2008, -2/+9If you're gonna have 17 dogs, they should be real dogs, not 17 pampered lap-dogs with rhinestone collars- at least treat them like real dogs. While I feel bad for the dogs, what the article said about how Paris was practically setting the table for the coyotes is true.
  • GBurgKhana, on 09/19/2008, -2/+12WHY IS SHE ALWAYS IN THE NEWS?
    • TedTschopp, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1Its called a publicist. If you got the money, they are worth it.
    • supertom, on 09/19/2008, -0/+1BECAUSE SHE'S AN ATTENTION WHORE
  • TunaFishGangsta, on 09/19/2008, -4/+6This sucks but there are bigger issues in the world. This is exactly the kind of article Rove wants you to Digg up. I wouldn't be surprised if he is behind these coyotes.
    • HerbertWest, on 09/19/2008, -2/+2Are you saying that Karl Rove waited in darkness with his dedicated, well trained team of ninja coyotes and launched a terrifyingly brutal strike on Paris's dogs where he personally took one of them into his gaping maw crushing it with his evil black iron teeth?
      • TunaFishGangsta, on 09/19/2008, -0/+2Dude, are you reading my mind?
    • prophet5, on 09/19/2008, -2/+1Do you dress yourself? Go put on your helmet, so that you don't hurt yourself, ass-dart.
  • momedefome, on 09/19/2008, -3/+1I hate that piece of ***** skank STD farm , but poor dogs man!!!
  • Garofoli, on 09/19/2008, -1/+1lawl
  • smoothmann, on 09/19/2008, -1/+1OMFG Owned
  • handheldchimp, on 09/19/2008, -4/+6...but they didn't eat her... *cries*
  • RIPtechtv, on 09/19/2008, -0/+6>_> In my area in So Cal there has been a large increase in Coyotes due to 8 years of drought and fires and such they are coming more into town. In fact I saw one a few days ago. I am not to concerned since I have a 120 pound Collie but I have seen quite a few dead animals over the past few months.
  • Cyras, on 09/19/2008, -0/+8Anything to stay in the news eh.
  • Ramenhood, on 09/19/2008, -11/+10That's so sad! Don't blame Paris, I'm sure she's devastated by this.
    • trotskyist, on 09/19/2008, -4/+12Provided you're not being sarcastic, please die in a fire.
    • Ismith988, on 09/19/2008, -2/+2LEAVE PARIS HILTON ALONE!!1

      ; )
  • defenswens26, on 09/19/2008, -1/+7And I just watched the Stupid Spoiled Brat episode from South Park last night. Coincidence? I'll let you be the judge.
  • perple, on 09/19/2008, -6/+5LOL
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