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The Hottest Female Grease Monkeys

maxim.com — Any girl can up her hotness with a set of indispensable skills, but nothing gets a guy's libido racing faster than a sweaty chick who knows her way around the underbelly of our automobile.

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  • alapoet, on 07/24/2008, -6/+97**SPOILER ALERT**

    Great list until Paul Walker at the end. Buzz kill! Boner gone!
    • solidus636, on 07/24/2008, -1/+5What I don't understand is, why didn't they just give a picture of Letty(Michelle) on the last picture...?
      • nickert0n, on 07/24/2008, -1/+10Because they are trying to ease in paul walker for the "switch hitters" in the digg crowd. You know who you are!!!! *points finger
    • lordewoks, on 07/24/2008, -1/+3Yea, buried for Paul Walker
    • maj0rm0j0, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2Maxim use to be a real man's magazine if you know what I mean. WTF is this?
  • MommaLu, on 07/24/2008, -2/+35Cause it's totally a girls mechanical skills that a guy looks for, not boobs and a nice ass.
    • cdigioia, on 07/24/2008, -1/+5I guess I'd be mildly impressed by any person with car-mechanic skills, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it a sexy attribute at all...
    • Tssst, on 07/24/2008, -1/+11"Any girl can up her hotness with a set of indispensable skills"
      UP her hotness. She's already hot, in terms of boobs, ass, etc, but this takes it one step further.
      Hot mechanic chick > anorexic super model
    • TheUngod, on 07/24/2008, -2/+4Call me crazy, but I like my girls um.....girly. I mean I'm enough of a pussy as it is, I can't have a girl more "manly" than me.
      • subliminalurge, on 07/24/2008, -4/+2Um, so maybe stop being a pussy?

        Just a thought.
    • maj0rm0j0, on 07/24/2008, -0/+3Are you serious? Nothing sexier than chicks and hot rods.
  • hhiroyuki, on 07/24/2008, -0/+8Not quite a list, Im sure theres plenty more and hotter chicks out there. This list seems far too short and the guy at the end dampens it.
  • Dino451, on 07/24/2008, -7/+53list sucks. except for Megan Fox.
    • solidus636, on 07/24/2008, -0/+3You make it too easy.
    • elfprince13, on 07/24/2008, -1/+1somehow I guessed there would be a Transformer's reference from the title, without ever seeing the thumbnail.
    • cl2yp71c, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2...and Paul Walker.

      no *****

      ....well maybe just a bit.
    • MadOgre, on 07/24/2008, -1/+3Dugg just for that pic of Fox....
  • Paulish, on 07/24/2008, -2/+57Umm these people are just actors. I doubt they know the first thing about mechanics.
    • AutoXer, on 07/24/2008, -0/+6Yeah! How about this list:
      Sarah Fisher
      Danica Patrick
      Milka Duno
      Ashley Force

      ...these are just off the top of my head. I'm sure there's more.
      • skribble, on 07/24/2008, -0/+3Well...

        I'll give you Sara Fisher and Ashley Force, but Danica and Milka aren't grease monkeys, they are just drivers (and Milka is fairly below the curve for a Race Care Diver... just well connected to Oil $$$)
      • swordedge, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1for the 70's and 80's generation of country music ladies, believe it or not, Babara Mandrell knows more about cars than most men. For awhile, she was seriously into cars.
      • swordedge, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2Oh, and about Sarah.... When she was in High School running Sprint Cars, she wanted to go racing but her crew chief, ie, daddy, broke his arm. As a result, he could not build two engines for the season. Sarah really really wanted to race. So, under his direction, Sarah Fisher built two sprint car engines and prepped the car for the season. A sprint car engine is worth around $50 grand each.


      • getpumped87, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2wow, you mentioned Sarah Fisher...and named her first, you actually know something about IRL!!
    • grouchyman, on 07/24/2008, -0/+8Yeah, I was expecting real people, like Jessi Combs from Xtreme 4x4.
      • AutoXer, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2Forgot about her. I'm not much of a truck guy, but that show is worth watching just to hear her talk about locking differentials and long travel suspensions. She definitely gets the "cool chick" nod from me.
      • nogami, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1I was expecting women who were mechanically inclined in real life, not a list of actresses who are pretending in movies and stuff...

        I suspect that few of the women in that list could even change a tire on their car...
  • Uarefat, on 07/24/2008, -14/+6Id like to do some work on Megan Fox, if you know what I mean...



    i want to bang her.
  • userperson, on 07/24/2008, -2/+82No Kaylee, no digg.
    • ConceptualTrap, on 07/24/2008, -0/+10Seriously, nothing in Firefly was as sexy as Kaylee getting her kicks off in the engine room in the introductions episode.
      • malex, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2Well, there was some pretty good Bible...
    • Psi57, on 07/24/2008, -0/+11I wish there was an option in bury to give herpes to the author of the article.
    • BillMoocho, on 07/24/2008, -0/+15I'll be in my bunk.
    • peterfnet, on 07/24/2008, -1/+4Gwai-gwai long duh dong!
      • userperson, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Damn I miss Firefly... Just we you thought you understood what was going on, they broke into bad? Chinese cursing with a southern drawl. Somehow edited reality monkeys with a laugh track doesn't offer quite the same challenge.
      • userperson, on 07/24/2008, -0/+4@userperson
        *Just WHEN you thought
        Stop commenting when drunk.
      • peterfnet, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2Are we OK?
  • Innisskillin, on 07/24/2008, -0/+6I would prefer a greasy monkey over some of these selections.
  • nickert0n, on 07/24/2008, -4/+11What the ***** Paul Walker, Maxim you are for now on offically banned from my mouse clicks, Good Day Sir!
    • recruz, on 07/24/2008, -0/+3wrong- dugg for calling Paul Walker a girl- good job Maxim
  • Wuss, on 07/24/2008, -11/+3I am a man. I love boobs. But Paul Walker is beautiful. I cannot lie.
  • cygnus2112, on 07/24/2008, -0/+30Massive, catastrophic fail for not listing Kaylee Frye (Jewel Staite) from Serenity / the Firefly series.
    • justinsane98, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2If I could give this comment 2 diggs I would... EPIC FAIL. Paul Walker wtf?
  • buckchoris, on 07/24/2008, -12/+6Megan Fox sucks,she is just a tranny.
  • iJessicaRabbit, on 07/24/2008, -2/+15(female) It's pretty easy to do simple mechanical things, change oil, filters, some electrical stuff, etc. I used to do most of the work on my car myself. I've had a mitsib 3000gt, jetta and now a MINI. You save a good amount of money doing that stuff yourself.
    • Bornhuetter, on 07/24/2008, -2/+13(male) fap fap fap
    • OfficialJoe, on 07/24/2008, -1/+6You are one of those FAKE Digg girls we read about this week, aren't you?
      • userperson, on 07/24/2008, -1/+3Everyone knows there are no girls on Digg. http://is.gd/99e
      • iJessicaRabbit, on 07/24/2008, -1/+5haha no I'm not fake :) I actually wanted to make it to the Digg meet up in Chicago last night but couldn't because of school. I was pissed becuase I just received in a new Digg shirt from Jinx too!
    • jarek91, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2If only there were more out there like you. I think it'd be neat to actually have a girlfriend working on the car with me instead of just griping that I'm getting dirty and not fixing it fast enough.
    • jp12380, on 07/24/2008, -0/+4and you are pretty cute.

      Unpossible!
    • benihime, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1from female to female......nice to meet another lady out there who thinks the same way. I always get strange looks from my friends when i get into talking about cars. Now about your 3000gt was it a vr4?
      • iJessicaRabbit, on 07/25/2008, -0/+1Hello digg lady :) She was a 3000GT SL... I wanted to vr4 sooo badly but those were the days before I knew how to drive stick. Every car since has been stick.
    • GeorgeCostanza, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2...guys, this is why we don't have many girls on digg. And you traded a 3000GT for a JETTA? Bad choice.
      • iJessicaRabbit, on 07/25/2008, -0/+1yeah... I had a bad experience with the 3000GT and at the time I equated speed with intense engine problems so I bought the Jetta to calm my need for speed down... that lasted a few months and since then I've had the Mini S.

        Lesson learned: I can't drive slow cars.
  • ufaithfull, on 07/24/2008, -6/+2Angelina Jolie was very attractive in that flick.
  • diggit83, on 07/24/2008, -2/+3Maxim are hiring very poor writers these days.


    O wait.....
  • banido, on 07/24/2008, -6/+59fap fap fap fap.... PAUL WALKER???


    ...fap.
  • InnerGalbladder, on 07/24/2008, -9/+2I could careless if a girl knew anything about a car. That seems like a pointless skill in my book. If anything for me it would be a turn off cause it usually means they are trailer trash if the only entertainment they can get is under a car.
    • ConceptualTrap, on 07/24/2008, -0/+6Wow, you're an idiot.
    • InnerGalbladder, on 07/24/2008, -2/+0Who gives a damn if a girl can fix a car, I'd rather they were in the house making supper while I fix it.
  • brbubba, on 07/24/2008, -0/+25LAME alert! The title should be changed to, "The Hottest Fictional Female Grease Monkeys."
  • tconnect80, on 07/24/2008, -3/+8Dugg for: "Walker's daintiness is only enhanced when he gets paired with that hulking mound of sweaty masculinity, Michelle Rodriguez."
    She looks like more of a man than Walker
  • yosserhughes, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Good looking women, so believable as mechanics too.
  • ShitStainedBall, on 07/24/2008, -4/+1If they were gonna bust out F&F, they shoulda brought up Michelle Rodriguez.
    • Trav3133, on 07/24/2008, -1/+1good thinking. they really should of, it sucks that no where in the article did they even mention her name. not once. you should write maxim and tell them that. you can go places with logic like that.
  • scott2368, on 07/24/2008, -4/+1English is lame, write to be on others languigez.

    Tank girl is super hot, I'd choose her over every other person in the list.
  • xsquirrel378x, on 07/24/2008, -1/+10dugg for paul walker. i mean buried for gay
  • danj321, on 07/24/2008, -1/+2I'm sure Paul Walker appreciates being put on the list of Hottest Female Grease Monkeys...
  • Burmanator, on 07/24/2008, -6/+3buried for no Kaylee and for having Megan Fox...She ruined that movie.
    • LemonChicken, on 07/24/2008, -1/+1She's the last thing on a long list of things ruining that movie. The first being that it's Transformers.
  • AronT, on 07/24/2008, -2/+5Is it just me or would anyone else prefer a girl that knows what rm -rf does instead?
  • FrankTheTank17, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2Buried for inaccuracy, the last one on the list is male.
  • JStraum, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Oops - forgot to mention Courtney Hansen - Yumm!!!
    • chukd, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Also forgot to mention Jenny McCarthy. I am a very sad person to know this but she played a Mustang mechanic on Home Improvement.
  • mojoel, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Paul Walker may be quite feminine but definitely NOT hot.
  • teh_spazz, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1I'd rather she examine my underbelly.
  • snotrokit, on 07/24/2008, -0/+7Just cant do the Megan Fox when she sees a fuel injected engine, and notes "nice high-rise double-pump carburetor" and "looks like your distributor caps are loose" Who writes this crap? Isn't there anyone that the writers know, or that was on the set that called stupid on that line or that know anything about cars? Loved the movie, but that was by far the worst line in the whole movie.
    • carloto, on 07/24/2008, -0/+4The whole movie is crap, don't be afraid to say it, and it's so overrated, Megan is the only good thing.
    • imnojezus, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Exactly. I set aside belief for so much of the movie, but I couldn't look past the carb line. You don't even have to look under the hood to see there was no high-rise anything on Bumblebee.
    • Sniper, on 07/25/2008, -0/+1No one who knows nothing about cars gives a crap ie EVERYONE.
  • theadvinci, on 07/24/2008, -2/+1Paul Walker? No thnx. Strangely he's just not the kind of female grease monkey that i like.
  • ConceptualTrap, on 07/24/2008, -1/+2I applaud the inclusion of tank girl. But, seriously, they had to use the movie version?

    You can't really beat Tank Girl in the comics when it comes to sheer drunken, bad ass, surly, hotness.

    http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b349/brookbrand/ ...

    Doesn't get much sexier than that.
    • thegrantman, on 07/24/2008, -0/+0I saw the pic and you sir,are correct.
  • akpwnz, on 07/24/2008, -1/+2Megan Fox pictures make me tingle in my private area.
  • wacked, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2dug only for listing Paul Walker as a female grease junkey. otherwise it figure's this is just another stupid post.
  • duckyinc, on 07/24/2008, -0/+4Real Life please
    • john2kx, on 07/24/2008, -0/+3I don't think you want to see what female grease monkeys look like in real life.
  • ElSnuggles, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2Outstanding list. Just outstanding...and Paul Walker as number one - classic. Just classic.
  • saunders45, on 07/24/2008, -1/+1There's a pun in there... something about greasing and monkeys...
  • TheSwashbuckler, on 07/24/2008, -0/+4"but nothing gets a guy's libido racing faster than a sweaty chick who knows her way around the underbelly of our automobile."

    What a load of crap...
  • Slipkey, on 07/24/2008, -0/+4Dugg for referencing "Better off Dead" and Diane Franklin. I had a huge teenage crush on her - and the Camaro.
  • fuzzynyanko, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2I thought they were going to put real grease monkeys, not just ones on film. There's Jessi Combs of XTreme 4x4. She speaks in a muddled voice but knows her way around a truck.
  • petebot, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2I don't care for that term. I'd like to see a monkey...
  • Portagine, on 07/24/2008, -0/+5Except for the mega-hot Paul Walker and his buxom blonde biceps, this list was a desperate attempt at gaining quick site traffic.

    In all seriousness though I thought it was going to be real life hot broads who can fix *****, not this *****.
  • MortalynFlux, on 07/24/2008, -0/+9Jewel Staite in Josh Wheadon's _Firefly_ & _Serenity_ would have been my first pick.
  • Taiyoryu, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2Buried for inaccuracy. List is of fictional grease monkeys played by hot actresses (and actor). Real-life grease monkeys please.
  • LemonChicken, on 07/24/2008, -1/+3Wasn't Megan Fox 17 during that movie...?
  • iamtrist, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1Chaffing in the loom.
  • TetchyTony, on 07/24/2008, -0/+0That's disappointing - they're ac-tors, not real people who can do real things. When I met a girl whose hands were nimble enough to change a plug on her Fiat 500, I knew it was the one for me.
  • pbarbosa, on 07/24/2008, -1/+1Can Megan Fox wash my car at least once, please?
  • Cojafoji, on 07/24/2008, -1/+4where the f#$^ is kaylee!? no kaylee, no digg.
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