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  • whiteknives, on 05/22/2008, -41/+10And for a very brief moment, I miss highschool.
    • Unriggable, on 05/22/2008, -7/+8That's not even funny, that's just creepy.
      • infinityofnever, on 05/22/2008, -1/+8hey, not everyone had a miserable 4 years at their high schools.
        • haydesigner, on 05/22/2008, -1/+5Yeah, but these are Diggers we are talking about...
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  • SBRaven338, on 05/22/2008, -15/+766Kennedy tapped that. Epic.
  • badwithcomputer, on 05/22/2008, -21/+677http://i28.tinypic.com/i6fdiw.jpg
    • domfosnz, on 05/22/2008, -35/+2Oh dear. Who translated that?
    • Croecop, on 05/22/2008, -22/+138Dude that had me laughing my ass off. I'd let you nestle your balls in my mouth for that.
      • mrsteveman1, on 05/22/2008, -4/+179Just for that? Man it only takes a tiny push to send you over the gay cliff huh?
      • cowsgonemadd3, on 05/22/2008, -10/+3Sick man...sick
      • BitKid, on 05/22/2008, -3/+13Who said Croecop was a guy?
        • MeltingIce, on 05/22/2008, -1/+49This is the internet, its a pretty valid assumption
        • Xulfer, on 05/22/2008, -1/+9Women? on the internets?
        • mrsteveman1, on 05/22/2008, -0/+34Because his ***** profile says "A guy from Devil's Island who joined Digg on April 10th, 2008"
        • haydesigner, on 05/22/2008, -0/+8Those Devil's Islanders lie!!
    • moonguidex, on 05/22/2008, -3/+29You win.
    • RedHerringHack, on 05/22/2008, -1/+43How very romantic.
    • MrGreencastle, on 05/22/2008, -15/+2In Soviet Russia, semen ejaculates you!
      I don't know why I had to say that, funny pic.
    • cowsgonemadd3, on 05/22/2008, -16/+4Fail
    • jsleno, on 05/22/2008, -9/+16He is going to set her up the semen..?
      • Gamer2k4, on 05/22/2008, -1/+5I don't think "ejaculate" means what you think it means.

        Perhaps you were thinking of "erect"?
      • tkaStryc9, on 05/22/2008, -0/+5Ummm "All your ejaculate are belong to us!"....?
      • dannydyer1000, on 05/22/2008, -0/+2What you say!
    • itcoll, on 05/22/2008, -2/+2LOVELY ..........................
    • 3rdDay, on 05/22/2008, -7/+2More from 4Chan. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. LOL wut? and so on.
    • LeonidasStokely, on 05/22/2008, -9/+4NSFW.

      Just in case...
    • BeyondEvolution, on 05/22/2008, -0/+3I laughed so hard.. oh god I think I'm bleeding internally, HELP ME.
  • domfosnz, on 05/22/2008, -25/+3Funny weird, or Funny sexy?
    • sloworbit, on 05/22/2008, -3/+15Funny,like climbing the rope in Gym class.
  • chkdg8, on 05/22/2008, -5/+228Presidential booty.
  • JerryAscione, on 05/22/2008, -29/+119If you mean "funny" like something is growing in my pants....than yes.
    • sovereign3, on 05/22/2008, -5/+66Try "then."
      • violentvinyl, on 05/22/2008, -18/+2I'd say his statement was closer to a comparison THAN a sequence of events, but if there's one thing programming has taught me, it's that IFs are always followed by THENs.
      • pear1jamten, on 05/22/2008, -18/+2i hate you grammar police, its the ***** internet things don't have to be perfect.
        • ngmcs8203, on 05/22/2008, -3/+3No, you're right. Things don't have to be perfect. But it just shows your age when you use language in a certain way. Like when somebody uses "I lol'd" or "MOARRRR" it shows that they are, not always but, usually a teenager or someone of a younger demographic.
        • rrbest, on 05/22/2008, -1/+5And so ***** what Mr. Ngmcs?
        • Handonam, on 05/22/2008, -0/+2i could understand a person who wasn't raised with english. the 'lol' and 'MOOAARRR'... eh whatever. Most people do it for the hell of it


          but i don't understand why certain grown men (who have known the English language since youth) have a hard time spelling DEFINITELY.
    • mrjofo, on 05/22/2008, -0/+38Aww, that's cute. He's too young to remember Wayne's World
    • bicyclethief, on 05/22/2008, -4/+8Thanks for spelling out the joke.
      I've always felt jokes explained to the tedious details makes it funnier.
    • davidlow, on 05/22/2008, -0/+3Funny like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.
    • chuckDontSurf, on 05/22/2008, -0/+3Actually it just makes me kinda horny.
    • SatansSpatula, on 05/22/2008, -0/+3"like something is growing in my pants"

      Like fungus, you mean?
    • OliveStreet, on 05/22/2008, -1/+3Funny .. like a clown??? I aamuossse you?
      • rex84, on 05/22/2008, -0/+4Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
    • smellytim, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1subtle
    • flogistan, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1The potato is supposed to go in the front, not the back.
  • foxhaze, on 05/22/2008, -94/+14Girls looks so much better, nowadays.
    • Croecop, on 05/22/2008, -8/+28If you think she : http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p70/zafu/Skinny ...

      Looks better, you have problems. In fact, I don't know anybody who like those skinny ass no titty models. Real men love some meat on them bones.
      • phrenzy, on 05/22/2008, -10/+33Every time I hear somebody crow about "Real men love some meat on the bones.." I can't help but translate it into: "I can only get fatties, so I'd better act like I like it".

        Here's a professional tip:

        "Real men" ***** anything that moves.
        • Croecop, on 05/22/2008, -3/+16Alright man, you win in the logical department, but for real, there is a limit to having sex with a woman when she is just basically skin and bone, and her hip pierces you when you are hitting it.
        • phrenzy, on 05/22/2008, -19/+7


          I looove skinny girls. Why? They are ALL pussy.

          I love tossing them around and gripping their tight little bodies.

          More "filled out" girls can take more "punishment" though and that is good.

          Of course, there IS a line. But I've found, just as often as somebody getting called "fat" that isn't somebody who is just naturally thin is called "Anorexic" I was rail thin growing up and had to hear that ***** all the time. ***** annoying.

          Bottom line: ***** 'em all
        • infinityofnever, on 05/22/2008, -0/+12hey dude phrenzy, having 'some' meat doesn't mean a frickin 200 pound woman. having some meat = anything not as skinny as that one in the pic. my ex had 'some meat' and she was 105 pounds. that can be classified as meat. that girl in the picture = stick and skin.
        • phrenzy, on 05/22/2008, -3/+0@infinity - I know that there is such a thing as too thin, but the word "anorexic" is tossed out at basically ANY thin girl.

          I guess a good way to put it is in terms of pr0nstars.

          Kobe Tai: Very Thin. Still hot as hell.

          http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti ...

          Kim Kard(ASS)hian: Has "meat" Also Hot:

          http://myspace-572.vo.llnwd.net/01426/27/57/142697 ...

          Kobe Tai is NOT anorexic, and Kim Kardashian is NOT fat.

        • rrbest, on 05/22/2008, -1/+2I once heard on digg a similiar argument, and the winner went to the guy who said "girls with small asses make your dick look huge".

          as a side note, i don't know which one I think is hotter. The skinny girl has a better face, but marilyn is just being so damn provocative
      • VortexSpin, on 05/22/2008, -5/+4More cushin' for the pushin'.
        • loquedesea, on 05/22/2008, -1/+8cushion...?
        • rrbest, on 05/22/2008, -0/+6cushing. "American neurologist noted for his study of the brain and the pituitary gland."
      • mrsteveman1, on 05/22/2008, -5/+9That picture is disgusting
      • LeonidasStokely, on 05/22/2008, -0/+3I would...
      • ayeroxor, on 05/22/2008, -1/+1"If you think she looks better, you have problems."

        Then consider me mister problems.

        "Real men love some meat on them bones."

        Still trying to convince yourself that you're a man huh? The rest of us just know we're men and aren't on a lifelong mission to prove it to ourselves.
    • alperea, on 05/22/2008, -5/+17Dont' digg him down. I think what he means is that back then they didn't have shemales, which is clearly what he's into. To each his own.
    • MurMurs, on 05/22/2008, -0/+0You're what's wrong with society
  • jks139, on 05/22/2008, -11/+6This made my day...
    • strawedberry, on 05/22/2008, -5/+1You are going to have a field day tomorrow then! lollolololololololololollololholla
  • Happy_Phantom, on 05/22/2008, -16/+11Doggie!
  • jonolan, on 05/22/2008, -11/+6mmmmmmmm :) very nice!
  • BoonTobias, on 05/22/2008, -17/+10there's a creep in the closet about to jump on that ass
    • solistus, on 05/22/2008, -1/+4Hey! How DARE you call JFK a creep?
  • Skunkhair, on 05/22/2008, -20/+448that, my dear friends, is unaltered, all natural, and all woman! They don't make them like that anymore.
    • GalacticRerun, on 05/22/2008, -6/+131Plus she'll be forever young. While it's a tragedy to lose someone at a young age, she'll be a timeless beauty who you'll never see haggard by old age or too much surgery.
      • ZenMojo, on 05/22/2008, -3/+9Sure, if you're into necrophilia.
        • ayeroxor, on 05/22/2008, -1/+3Reminds me of that old trivia joke:

          "Who was the last guy to have sex with Marilyn Monroe?"

          "The mortician!"
    • msmayhew, on 05/22/2008, -3/+20Not quite unaltered. She was a natural brunette but knew she could get much farther as a blonde... very smart woman.
    • alexandramw, on 05/22/2008, -7/+25Unaltered? didn't she have like a mess load of plastic surgery before she made it? Yeah, she maintained a natural figure, but unaltered? Hardly.
      • jayb1rd, on 05/22/2008, -1/+17She didn't have plastic surgery, but she DID dye her hair. But honestly that isn't such a big deal. She looked killer as a blonde so I support that decision (being a natural blonde myself).
        • Kimberlyyan, on 05/22/2008, -2/+9She actually did have some surgeries done. She had work done on her gumline and her teeth straightened, she also had work done on her chin and her nose. These facts are in several books. I have also heard she had her hairline surgically altered but I cannot find anything immediatelty to back it up and don't care to look for it.
        • Disease, on 05/22/2008, -0/+7Nothing compared to what people do today.
        • lawstud, on 05/22/2008, -1/+1She had plastic surgery. A freaking tourist attraction on Catalina Island mentions how she even lived in one of the houses and was a babysitter once for a family before having her plastic surgery and becoming famous.

          She was often doing odd jobs to make money. call-girl, "stag films," nude modeling, etc.
        • lizwearstights, on 05/22/2008, -1/+0"(being a natural blonde myself)."

          Totally. relevant.
    • jayb1rd, on 05/22/2008, -2/+138They DO make them like that...girls are just told it's fat & ugly to have her figure these days.
      • skinjester, on 05/22/2008, -51/+5correctly so. she looks like a land whale.
      • Couchy, on 05/22/2008, -4/+21^ Enjoy your 11 year old boy bodies.
      • arobicha, on 05/22/2008, -1/+1I was going to say... when did they change the blueprints? I find my wife plenty attractive. I also think there are plenty of great looking women around today. Better looking than Monroe anyway.
      • Ruger11mcrdpi, on 05/22/2008, -2/+7Monroe is NOT fat she's perfect above. The 12 year old I saw in macdonalds yesterday eating a second big mac was heavier than me. She's not going to turn out "shapely" she's going to be FAT. Because she already is a pear shaped blob and I totally blame her sorry ass fat disgusting parents who were with her.

        Digg me down fat people.
        • jayb1rd, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1I wasn't talking about FAT people. Just women with curves in all the right places, like Marilyn Monroe. God, sometimes I think I'm a woman born in the wrong decade...
        • Sucka27, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1Send me some skin pics and I'll be the judge of that, smarty pants.
    • Jonmad17, on 05/22/2008, -0/+5According to wikipedia and many reports that I could find online she did have minor plastic surgery to her chin and face, she had dental surgery, and she's naturally a brunette. So she is not entirely unaltered.
    • ZenMojo, on 05/22/2008, -0/+3On the other hand, Velicity Von....
      • craighoxton, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1Dugg for mention of my favourite er, "actress"
    • 7stitches, on 05/22/2008, -8/+2she was huge
    • textrant, on 05/22/2008, -1/+0In China they have a production line making replicas. Only $44.99 inc delivery.


    • 1337chic, on 05/22/2008, -0/+0Not all women today are obsessed with plastic surgery and McDonald's (or at the other spectrum, bending over their toilet) :P
    • fr3ddie, on 05/22/2008, -7/+1they do still make them like that... they are called fat chicks.
    • Jauladeoro, on 08/27/2008, -3/+6Sorry to spoil the fun but Marilyn Monroe was not a natural beauty at all. She had plastic surgery, dyed her hair, and was a master makeup artist. See her here without makeup on --- http://www.miss-vintage.com/marilyn/makeup.htm

      She used to take hours getting ready and did not roll out of bed looking that way.

      What men have been brainwashed to believe is "natural beauty" is nothing more than Hollywood fantasy.
      http://seehere.blogspot.com/2006/08/celebrities-wi ...
      • logotype702, on 05/22/2008, -0/+3she looks beautiful before and after...a natural beauty...
      • WileEPeyote, on 05/22/2008, -0/+3I think people are more talking about the lack of breast implants, ass implants, botox, liposuction, heavy-duty face surgery and bulimic diets. Putting on some makeup, dying your hair and getting your teeth fixed is not the same thing.

        Men aren't brainwashed by this stuff, women are. Most men will take what we can get.
        • Jauladeoro, on 08/27/2008, -0/+1Fair enough. I totally agree women have been brainwashed as well - and probably even more so than males.
  • seabass341, on 05/22/2008, -12/+93it gives me an erection
  • karmazon, on 05/22/2008, -8/+20PIITB
  • mathwizkid, on 05/22/2008, -8/+108Wonder what a digger could do with that in 5 minutes.
    • Moetownslick, on 05/22/2008, -3/+218rickroll her, i suppose.
      • 808ethan, on 05/22/2008, -13/+5Ill roll her with my rick!
        • Handonam, on 05/22/2008, -1/+9make sure you will never gonna give her up...
    • blacktriangle, on 05/22/2008, -6/+67Offer to play a game of D&D with her?
    • PabloIV, on 05/22/2008, -1/+65Undress her in Italian television?
    • jayb1rd, on 05/22/2008, -0/+66Not sure it would last 5 minutes but they could at least spoon afterward maybe?
    • smalleywall, on 05/22/2008, -5/+45*Something nerdy/meme related*?
    • Patori, on 05/22/2008, -0/+59Photoshop it.
    • Yakovzoya, on 05/22/2008, -0/+88Do it live?
    • davidlick, on 05/22/2008, -3/+44Send her running and screaming?
    • earther, on 05/22/2008, -17/+7have sex at least 10 times?
    • Maver1c, on 05/22/2008, -0/+122explain to her why she should switch to linux?
    • requiem4themind, on 05/22/2008, -0/+37Try 42 seconds.
    • virtualball, on 05/22/2008, -1/+49Have sex and then have a conversation on the security flaws of the "su" command for 4 minutes and 38 seconds.
      • SatansSpatula, on 05/22/2008, -0/+12The average digger isn't that technically savvy.
      • uways, on 05/22/2008, -0/+8The average digger doesn't last that long
    • bitterbug, on 05/22/2008, -9/+54Five minutes? With a good shovel I'd be about 2 1/2 feet closer to her.
      • bitterbug, on 05/22/2008, -0/+38Sigh. Nobody appreciates necrophiliac humor these days.
        • FvckingFvck, on 05/22/2008, -0/+33I didn't have an erection 'til I read your comment.
      • maloventevil, on 05/22/2008, -0/+3EPIC.
    • badwithcomputer, on 05/22/2008, -0/+78Disappoint her.
    • JacksonYaya, on 05/22/2008, -0/+44See if she blends.
    • bitterbug, on 05/22/2008, -7/+7Or: In 5 minutes I could make it look like a suicide. For the good of America and the Kennedy name, really.
    • forceuser, on 05/22/2008, -6/+35***** IT
    • fantheblaze, on 05/22/2008, -6/+42***** IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
    • SatansSpatula, on 05/22/2008, -1/+15Probably scare the living hell out of her, since she was just looking for the earring she dropped, but suddenly here's this skinny nerd trying clumsily to pry her pants off. Hell, even if she was game, I guarantee four minutes of it would be spent trying to find the right hole...
      • uways, on 05/22/2008, -0/+9I highly doubt that. It would take >5 minutes to get her pants off. My personal best is 5:35, taking off my own pants
    • sgvprelude, on 05/22/2008, -3/+8Tell her all the iphone updates
    • slick519, on 05/22/2008, -0/+9nothing. nothing at all.

      "oh hey, see that video of that squirrell...."
    • TKn00b, on 05/22/2008, -0/+8twitter about it.
    • olithebumm, on 05/22/2008, -1/+6I've never dugg that many comments in my entire life
  • scoetrain, on 05/22/2008, -13/+2hoo er
  • Ninjao, on 05/22/2008, -10/+31I see a lot of people pitching their tents around here.
  • BaseballGuyCAA, on 05/22/2008, -24/+14What a fantastic beauty. It makes me weep to see this, then remember that the closest thing we have to her today is Paris Hilton, who already looks coked-out and used up.
    • BSeffrood, on 05/22/2008, -0/+7Paris Hilton are you ***** kidding you need to gouge your eyes out
  • OffPiste, on 05/22/2008, -78/+3I'd ***** Rosanne Barr in front of my friends in family before I'd even think about touching this ugly tramp.
    • scotishstriker, on 05/22/2008, -2/+14are you ***** crazy essay
    • MacEnvy, on 05/22/2008, -0/+29Yeah, but you said the same thing about Scarlett Johanssen. I think you've got a thing for Rosanne Barr.
  • r2700, on 05/22/2008, -14/+4... like when I used to climb the ropes in gym class...
  • LZeppelinJ0, on 05/22/2008, -13/+114Homegirl had a huge ass!
    • macweirdo42, on 05/22/2008, -3/+33I like big butts and I cannot lie!
      • MrTito, on 05/22/2008, -1/+19You other brothas can't deny
      • Shabow, on 05/22/2008, -0/+18That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
        • UNDERSTAR, on 05/22/2008, -0/+7And a round thing in your face
          You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
      • androo002345, on 05/22/2008, -2/+14And a round thing in your waist you get...
      • rrbest, on 05/22/2008, -4/+3And a round thing in your face
      • orcusabre, on 05/22/2008, -0/+3sprung, wanna pull out your tongue ...
    • chuckDontSurf, on 05/22/2008, -0/+12Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
    • skratchnerd, on 05/22/2008, -0/+9You say that like it's a bad thing.
    • Lateralis1, on 05/22/2008, -1/+4But a very tappable one at that!
    • wesk702, on 05/22/2008, -0/+0Onionbooty?
  • MasterSpy, on 05/22/2008, -25/+75Doggie style on that fat ass...perfect
  • Lewand, on 05/22/2008, -12/+11Ooops.. look what happened Mr. President
  • BryanG412, on 05/22/2008, -34/+21Where all women belong...on their knees!
    • Kinnkster, on 05/22/2008, -10/+7To digg or not to digg....
      • Velirno, on 05/22/2008, -4/+3Not much of a question...was funny in high school.
  • XenoSNK, on 05/22/2008, -20/+9Stick it in her pooper!
  • gdagreat, on 05/22/2008, -18/+2obviously youre a virgin...
  • Blademan88, on 05/22/2008, -10/+4...her right foot scarees me...
  • SoundScape, on 05/22/2008, -15/+7 "This picture of Marilyn Monroe makes me feel funny...
    Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class."

    What, horny?
    • inspecality, on 05/22/2008, -0/+11ropey
    • Recluse84, on 05/22/2008, -0/+2It just came to me now how much my old gym teacher must of laughed his ass off. Come to think of it, when anyone climbed all the way to the top they got a "mile high club" certificate thing in elementary school. No joke.
    • boombume, on 05/22/2008, -0/+4It's from Wayne's World.
  • xanadu2113, on 05/22/2008, -106/+27She's an overrated whore who used her sexuality for advancement (ie kennedy, arthur miller, dimaggio)
    • alexandramw, on 05/22/2008, -3/+8What other options did she have for "advancement," Xanadu?
    • MikeFallopian, on 05/22/2008, -1/+26This may shock you, but there is in fact a market for attractive females in entertainment. Besides, she was a decent actress, especially in Asphalt Jungle.
      • nblsavage, on 05/22/2008, -7/+2and you are?
        • xyqxyq, on 05/22/2008, -0/+5He is Mike Fallopian. Have you met his cousin, George Vas Deferens?
    • ihaveasteak, on 05/22/2008, -1/+9if i did the dirty dolphin with Kennedy, Arthur miller, DiMaggio i would brag too
      • gryphon50, on 05/22/2008, -4/+0exactly what did those three guys do for her career? Did they help her in the fields of politics, the theater or baseball? It's not like they were studio heads or something. And at least she was married to two of them.
    • chrgrose, on 05/22/2008, -2/+1THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
    • cme884, on 05/22/2008, -1/+6You mean she was a woman?
    • nowhereelse, on 05/22/2008, -2/+5The Princess Diana of the 1950s then?
      • Ruger11mcrdpi, on 05/22/2008, -2/+0ooooohhhh... oh. no. he. didn't! lol
    • IxE78, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1You make it sound like it's a bad thing....
    • randumbusername, on 05/23/2008, -0/+0so
  • Einchy, on 05/22/2008, -27/+1In today's standards she isn't that good looking. :(
    • Owwmykneecap, on 05/22/2008, -2/+1She's over 4000
    • alexandramw, on 05/22/2008, -2/+9well today's standards are ***** anyway.

      • Einchy, on 05/22/2008, -3/+2http://www.modelvolume.com/natalie_portman/natalie ...

        I know right?
        • alexandramw, on 05/22/2008, -0/+3By today's standards, Portman wouldn't be considered beautiful. She is, but she isn't rail-thin, too short and real *****--and she isn't overtly sexual. I think she is gorgeous because she doesn't fulfill that. But look around at who is considered extremely hot. Paris Hilton? Lindsay Lohan? The Olsen twins? tons others.
    • rukeypoo, on 05/22/2008, -1/+6Today's standards mean spray can tan and head to toe in A&F. The college humor hottest girl contest? All those chicks looked the same.
      • Einchy, on 05/22/2008, -5/+1No, not really. Anyways tell me what's so great about her? She was the best looking person in her time but nowadays I've seen better looking people on the street. Not to say she is ugly or anything but I think all you guys are just jumping on the band wagon.
        • alexandramw, on 05/22/2008, -1/+1At least during that time, full-figured women were celebrated. Now, a size 6 is plus-size.
        • rukeypoo, on 05/22/2008, -2/+1It's just a different era. Socialization has just about everything to do with how we determine attractiveness. Back then people thought she was the pinnacle of beauty, now it seems she's just beautiful.
    • heliox, on 05/22/2008, -0/+5Kids like you are used to the plastic and the surgeons opinion of perfection. You are accustomed to being force fed surgically altered, anorexic silicon injected people.

      You are told this is what beauty is. And you believe it.

      People in thier forties appreciate real women and tolerate or even desire those with imperfections (by today's standards).

      Marilyn Monroe was/is very attractive by most standards. Too bad she got ***** up emotionally.
    • BSeffrood, on 05/22/2008, -1/+1Thats because the girls you like have penises
  • exomni, on 05/22/2008, -10/+11Though I've always been exceptionally partial to this photo (NSFW): http://www.staleywise.com/collection/stern/collect ... and I even love her movies, I still think Norma is overrated. There are hotter naturally beautiful women from her time period and now.
    • ziromix, on 05/22/2008, -3/+1i'm at work right now, but goddamn i want to click that link and check it out. big sigh.
    • DestroyingAngel, on 05/22/2008, -0/+2Is not the hotness the only beauty she had. She was a complete(unique) woman in all aspects(talent, etc).
      • exomni, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1So were Edie Sedgwick and Nico, and so far I haven't gotten beyond Warhol starlets. Though Marilyn is perfectly curvacious compared to both of them, which is unique in a way that's almost irreproducable today with all the skinny-as-stick celebrities.
    • mangasm, on 05/22/2008, -0/+0MIRRORrr?
    • tkaStryc9, on 05/22/2008, -1/+1Maureen O'Hara was hot in her day too.
  • tulizx, on 05/22/2008, -18/+10Her hair is a turn off for me =/
  • Best360, on 05/22/2008, -7/+3wow.
  • kida001, on 05/22/2008, -16/+5Yeah, to be honest i dont think she's that good looking, i think the image of a good looking woman has changed over the years for sure..
  • abran1984, on 05/22/2008, -12/+51Where the ***** does climbing a rope in gym class meet with fantasies of coming up behind Marilyn and having your way with her?
  • phrenzy, on 05/22/2008, -25/+3Fat. Fail.
  • mrgeekguy, on 05/22/2008, -2/+96Ahhh thanks. Now I'm feeling guilty about wanting to bang a dead woman. (Really I'm not, but I'm contractually obligated to say that since I'm Catholic.)
    • EddietheHated, on 05/22/2008, -2/+15Dude... hate to burst your bubble.

      You looked at a woman who is not your wife lustfully... FEEL GUILTY!
      You're a Roman Catholic in the lions den of liberal thought... FEEL GUILTY!
      ...You're Catholic... FEEL GUILTY REGARDLESS!

      However, there is a loophole here. You want to bang Marylin Monroe, who also banged Kennedy. Kennedy just so happened to be a devout Roman Catholic, so... you're in the clear! Enjoy necrophiliac fantasies guilt free!

      BTW- Nice to see a fellow Christian on digg who isn't as stuffy as the rest. Aces M8.



  • mrinsanity, on 05/22/2008, -13/+3Shopped
  • TheKappa, on 05/22/2008, -12/+47Fap fap fap fap fap...
  • smartass007, on 05/22/2008, -0/+21http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/wp-content/upload ...

    http://www.franksreelreviews.com/shorttakes/marily ...
    • uways, on 05/22/2008, -5/+2Thanks for the heads up on the NSFW content
      • glenSM, on 05/22/2008, -1/+2You knew what they were going to be, don't act stupid
  • Startemus, on 05/22/2008, -6/+92OGC
    • ihaveasteak, on 05/22/2008, -14/+6Oh God Cancer?
      • rmeddy, on 05/22/2008, -16/+1Turn OGC 90 degrees clockwise? When you see it you'll ***** bricks and lol.
        • ihaveasteak, on 05/23/2008, -0/+0lol that is.............so funny
    • chromevinyl, on 05/22/2008, -0/+3Ooey Gooey Corpse?
  • Abnormal77, on 05/22/2008, -3/+21All pictures of Marilyn Monroe make me feel funny! Rowlllllllllll.
    Except the dead one : (
    • Matt2k, on 05/22/2008, -0/+16That comment was oddly hilarious
    • SteveIsTheDude, on 05/22/2008, -5/+12I spank it to the dead one.
    • eleprechaun, on 05/22/2008, -2/+2must refrain from making thomas noguchi joke...
  • Cheesasaurus, on 05/22/2008, -7/+270A week before Abe Lincoln died he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy died he was in Marilyn Monroe. Proof of a very sexy conspiracy.
    • connorf, on 05/22/2008, -0/+6So if you want to kill someone you just have to dig up her body and... you know.
      • ORBAT, on 05/22/2008, -1/+6That sure gave a new meaning to "Digg up Marilyn."
    • Pfkninenines, on 05/22/2008, -1/+8Finally, a Lincoln vs Kennedy I've never heard

      True (enough) too.
    • LanceStallion, on 05/22/2008, -1/+6Interesting tidbit, except for two problems...

      1) There is no Monroe, MD.
      2) Marilyn Monroe died in August 1962, so if JFK was in her a week before he died, she'd have been dead for 15 months.
      • breckinshire, on 05/22/2008, -1/+6You're such a buzz kill, Snopes.
        • LanceStallion, on 05/23/2008, -0/+2Well I'm just saying, if JFK was in Monroe, he's a sick son of a bitch!
  • rukeypoo, on 05/22/2008, -24/+13I would like to thrust my penis inside that and pull it out then thrust it back in numerous times until I come to orgasm and then ejaculate inside of her.

    If you know what I mean...
    • MasterGrief, on 05/22/2008, -2/+13I've seen this kind of joke executed quite well at times.

      This, however, is not one of those times.
    • RedHerringHack, on 05/22/2008, -1/+3Don't get out much, huh?
    • spanglegluppet, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1I don't know what you mean.
  • hookai, on 05/22/2008, -8/+2OLDGC
  • arlok789, on 05/22/2008, -6/+17Soo hot, want to touch.
  • Drogoganor, on 05/22/2008, -13/+2Monroe was before the time of anyone here, stop trying to look so cool.
    • RedHerringHack, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1No, I came way before her.
    • bradtothebone, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1No, I always come before her... Wait what?
  • cran, on 05/22/2008, -24/+1Large, soft and floppy. But ... okay ... let's pretend she was hot.
  • Matt2k, on 05/22/2008, -4/+325I'd like to point out, that in no pictures of Marylin Monroe, that I know of, is she looking at the camera at a 45 degree downward angle, looking at the lens out of the corner of her eye. You stupid ***** on MySpace take note.
  • mojoface, on 05/22/2008, -0/+5Looks like any jeans advertisement nowadays.
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