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7 Sites Redone, If Girls Ruled the Internet Instead of Boys

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  • JezusGhoti, on 06/27/2008, -10/+184Africa :(
    • spect3r, on 06/28/2008, -0/+36omg ponies!
      • fit4130, on 06/28/2008, -2/+11That April Fools Day Slashdot redesign still cracks me up.
    • urbano35, on 06/28/2008, -0/+7The Bangin' Jonas Bros...
    • megamod, on 06/28/2008, -0/+1I love it that the newest article in the frame on the right said "Honest Cyber Sex", just to add some more contrast to the story.
    • LeGuy, on 06/29/2008, -0/+0Eww, likw i soooo dnt tok like that nemor, u a-hole. - every girl on here

      This is too funny. Not only did the puppy yawn.. it yawned Twice!
  • hi11arysue, on 06/27/2008, -55/+10Hmmm...that wouldn't be so bad, would it? ;-)
  • Wynner3, on 06/27/2008, -10/+102What, no collegehumor.com? lol
  • feldmania, on 06/27/2008, -7/+93Digg thumbnail, ftw!
  • scotishstriker, on 06/27/2008, -2/+75I like the section for ponies on digg haha,
  • kevinmotel, on 06/27/2008, -20/+423The sad thing is Kevin Rose would make digg.com look like that if a hot girl asked him to.
    • markthegoth, on 06/28/2008, -7/+139we all would
      • Ahweb, on 06/28/2008, -19/+9No.
      • Myonosken, on 06/28/2008, -3/+26@Ahweb: What are you, gay?
      • passedoutghost, on 06/29/2008, -2/+5@Ahweb: and that is precisely why you are not getting laid.

        "Hey sweetie, can you do something for me?"

        "***** OFF BITCH!"

        Real classy.
    • chillypacman, on 06/28/2008, -33/+13kevin rose looks like a hot girl :P
    • plr4ever, on 06/28/2008, -3/+28Who wouldn't?
    • Ramble, on 06/28/2008, -11/+77You mean hot guy.
    • MavRevMatt, on 06/28/2008, -2/+6Wouldn't you?
    • Fozefy, on 06/28/2008, -0/+6Seems like a funny April fools joke to me ;)
    • ketchup923, on 06/28/2008, -0/+8Digg sorta already looks like that... without the pink, but the articles weren't far enough off for one's comfort...
    • PabloIV, on 06/28/2008, -1/+9Dude, I'd make Digg look like that on a $5 bet.
  • dougvfr750, on 06/28/2008, -3/+111What, no Hello Kitty section on Digg?
  • TheNeptune, on 06/28/2008, -15/+83Kevin Rose proves that wealth can't get you laid.
  • akpwnz, on 06/28/2008, -10/+254lol @ bang bros
    • santaliqueur, on 06/28/2008, -4/+15I prefer Captain Stabbin, but whatevs
    • HardSide, on 06/28/2008, -3/+7Amateur Porn FTW, you never know what might happen!
      • passedoutghost, on 06/29/2008, -0/+0If you believe that's amateur porn, you haven't watched enough porn.
    • 0Xonox0, on 06/28/2008, -0/+5Did you mean Ben's Carpentry?
  • UltramegaOK, on 06/28/2008, -10/+278What is it with chicks and the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and all those Disney/MTV little *****? When I was a kid at least we had half descent idols like Kennan and Kel or the Fresh Prince.
    • Ryan166, on 06/28/2008, -2/+141awwwwwww here goes!!!!!!!
      • xBreakdownx, on 06/28/2008, -0/+7wow. ok thanks for that. now i NEED to watch that show again
    • Zarokima, on 06/28/2008, -1/+66The first couple seasons of All That were pretty good, too.
    • KingGorilla, on 06/28/2008, -1/+101I did love orange soda
      • dudefaceguyman, on 06/28/2008, -2/+63Who loves orange soda?

        Keeelll loves orange soda!

        Is it true? I do I do I doo-Oooo..
      • TobiasParker, on 06/28/2008, -3/+14+1 because i was just trying to describe this to my girlfriend and she had no clue.
      • bingostud722, on 06/28/2008, -0/+10Buried for having a girlfriend
      • peoplerstoopid, on 06/29/2008, -3/+0Anyone that thinks of All That as "back in the day" is too young to talk about how things were when they were a kid....because they still are....you young bucks. Keenan and Kel were role models, when was being stupid something to look up to?
    • Tyrghast, on 06/28/2008, -1/+27Of course, out of the same Nickelodeon-era of great shows like Kenan and Kel, Kablam! and Guts, we got our share of ***** shows like The Amanda Bynes show.
      • Nitesmoke, on 06/28/2008, -0/+16I guess I'm old, when I was a kid, the best show on Nickelodeon was "You Can't Do That on Television!" And in the morning was a cool show with puppets called "Pinwheel".
      • gglynn07, on 06/28/2008, -0/+9"Pinwheel, Pinwheel spinning around...Something, something something...at Pinwheel and see what I found." I kinda remember, but I was more of a Eureka's Castle fan.
      • Scaryclouds, on 06/28/2008, -0/+7Salute Your Shorts and Are You Afraid of the Dark? FTW!
      • texpundit, on 06/28/2008, -0/+6Guys....when I was a kid...Nickelodeon didn't even exist.

        /goes to eBay to find a walker and a case of Geritol.
    • funkyjunk3, on 06/28/2008, -1/+18Fresh Prince of Bellaire - Ohh the great memories I have of that...

      (yes, that's what she said)
      • TobiasParker, on 06/28/2008, -6/+1Fresh Prince.
      • equinoxChild, on 06/28/2008, -4/+5Yo this is a story all about how...
      • hooksie, on 06/28/2008, -3/+4My life got flipped, turned upside down...
      • coolmanmax2000, on 06/28/2008, -8/+4And I liked to take a minute...
      • andy101, on 06/28/2008, -10/+3And I'd like to take a second just sittin right here...
      • specialK16, on 06/28/2008, -7/+2I'll tell you how I became the prince of the town called Bel-Air.
      • KOSmurfy, on 06/28/2008, -4/+1In west Philadelphia born and raised
      • Thrash16, on 06/28/2008, -6/+2my life got flipped turned upside down and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there i'll tell you how i became a prince of a town called Bellaire...
      • se1zure, on 06/28/2008, -6/+2FAIL everything after hooksie (besides this of course.)
      • TobiasParker, on 06/28/2008, -6/+1The correct response to my comment was:

        "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire"
        And we would have had a great family guy reference.
      • bingostud722, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2On the playground is where I spend most of my days
      • azaraa09, on 06/28/2008, -7/+1On the playground is where I spent most of my days...
    • H4n90fThur5D4y5, on 06/28/2008, -2/+6Anyone else miss Space Cases?
      • ohnoihavenoname, on 07/04/2008, -0/+0YES. Wanted to know if that girl and her imaginary? friend would ever switch back again. I still miss Alex Mack more tho. Ooh, rule 34 on Alex Mack w/ her friend Ray.
    • estvir, on 06/28/2008, -0/+15And children's shows suck nowadays too.

      I remember watching Super Ted, Ninja Turtles, Gumby and other awesome ones when I was a kid and I've seen some of the popular cartoons/shows my little sister watches and they're completely garbage and petty attempts at being modern.
      • mysedai, on 06/28/2008, -1/+7I always hated Gumby. I wanted to like Gumby, but I couldn't do it. I loved Star Wars Ewok Adventures/ Droids, Muppet Babies, Smurfs, and Transformers, though.
    • Aturaten, on 06/28/2008, -0/+31We had the Batman cartoon, Ninja Turtles, X-Men, Rocko's Modern Life and so much more. However, we also had Hanson which are basically the ancestors of the Jonas Brothers in every possible way.
      • mimigins, on 06/28/2008, -0/+34Rocko's Modern Life was awesome. I watched Doug a lot too as I recall...
        I miss Nickelodeon :(
      • Aikidi, on 06/28/2008, -0/+24ren and stimpy, hey arnold (***** you guys, i liked it)

        boy meets world, smart guy, fresh prince.

        ***** was quality
      • prophetpimp, on 06/28/2008, -0/+12Hey Arnold was Freaking Awesome. Stoop Kid Rules.
      • Halokhan, on 06/28/2008, -0/+5Stoop kid gonna leave his stoop.
      • Scaryclouds, on 06/28/2008, -0/+5Ahhhh!!! Real Monsters!
    • sfcaptainrob, on 06/28/2008, -0/+48I suddenly feel very old.
    • BlackX4Life, on 06/28/2008, -0/+19hey, its not all of us. i personally *hate* the jonas bros and hannah montana, in a school where EVERYONE is obsessed w/ them, including my friends, sadly enough.
      • Aikidi, on 06/28/2008, -0/+15then keep fighting the good fight
      • KibblesnBitts, on 06/28/2008, -0/+8The Jonas Brothers performed at my school when I was a sophomore in 2006. We all hated and mocked them, and then suddenly they became famous, and the entire school population asked themselves "why?", resulting in life-long apathy and loss of hope for the world
      • joey368, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2See the dugg article "Explaining The Success of ***** Bands".
    • RachaelMichele, on 06/28/2008, -1/+10Wait, are you talking about chicks or kids? I personally don't give a flying ***** about any of those people and I'm a chick, so I think you must be talking about kids.
    • blarch, on 06/28/2008, -1/+6http://belairianhummingbird.ytmnd.com/
    • UnMannedMission, on 06/28/2008, -0/+1 Says the 19 year old.
    • smoothmann, on 06/28/2008, -1/+7Doug FTW!
    • UltramegaOK, on 06/28/2008, -0/+15Anyone else remember Clarissa explains it all or The Adventures of Pete and Pete? Hell, I remember when Hey Arnold! made it's debut.

      Classics.

      Anyone else remember Gack? That green slime stuff. That was awesome.
      • Yusayoh, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2I was wondering when somebody would mention Pete and Pete. Not only was the show good, but the intro song got stuck in my head for the longest time.
    • crabman484, on 06/29/2008, -0/+1All those shows are so deliciously 90's...
    • fuzzymuzzy, on 06/29/2008, -2/+1Fresh Prince sucks sorry sarah
  • Raiper, on 06/28/2008, -6/+14"Egg-cellent" comment to digg ratio, for the diet plan!

    Girls be chattin'.
  • trotskyist, on 06/28/2008, -6/+346And apparently we'd all be using IE.
    • mathcreative, on 06/28/2008, -13/+3No way, if girls ruled the Internet we'd all use firefox.I am think about Personas. Link: http://labs.mozilla.com/2007/12/personas-for-firef ... Firefox is the only browser you could do design customization like that.
      Plus I am sure they'd be all over the cutie little (awesome)fox.
      • jman583, on 06/28/2008, -2/+37If girls ruled the Internet it would be called Flowerfox or Firepuppy.
      • AndrewDB, on 06/28/2008, -1/+16Firepuppy or Flowerfox?

        Try SnugglyKitty.
      • estvir, on 06/28/2008, -3/+1The only browser you can do things like that? Err, we were doing that with INTERNET EXPLORER in the freaking 90s IIRC.

        Can anyone remember what it was called? I think a popular place for the backgrounds was HotBar or something..
      • digitalpencil, on 06/28/2008, -0/+5SnugglyKitty FTW!
        in fact.. i'm changing my browser's name now.
      • mysedai, on 06/28/2008, -4/+5Now I understand why Diggers can't find girlfriends! If I were a guy under the misconception that girls are all giggly and gross like that, I'd hide in my mother's basement, too. ;)
        Oh, wait, I do think that girls are giggly and gross like that, which is why I spend my time with the geek boys... In their mother's basement. Crap.
      • zeabu, on 06/28/2008, -0/+1I was curious about this Personas thing. Try All -> Firefox -> Developer Kit.... o dear, what a cute fox.
    • jattsona, on 06/28/2008, -2/+2we wouldn't be here and we would be way cooler!
    • drgirlfriend, on 06/28/2008, -6/+4Hello?? Girls like customization. The interwebs are loaded with FF themes. Ur dumb.
    • MasterThief117, on 06/28/2008, -1/+11OH THE HUMANITY!
    • Pauli92, on 06/28/2008, -2/+10That's NOT FUNNY! No Firefox is not funny!
    • dillibob, on 06/28/2008, -7/+3have you ever seen a girl use firefox?
      • prophetpimp, on 06/28/2008, -0/+12My Sisters, My Neighbor, Any Female friends i know. Once i showed them how to use it and made them learn how to use tabs they never went back to IE. Infact some of them even went on to get their friends to switch.
      • fastswimguy, on 06/28/2008, -0/+12Wow, you really are a pimp.
      • prophetpimp, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3Its Easier if everyone knows you are "The" Tech Guy to turn to when in need of help. Plus its a plus for me too since IE is cause of the problem in most occasion so i get lesser IT related distress calls.
      • Lixie, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2Yes. I sat behind a hot cheerleader in my college acting class. She was also a model for some clothing line as well. It was to my great surprise that she had Firefox running on her laptop and it was customized with a pink theme as well. Now, I don't know if she did that or had a boyfriend do it for her, but I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

        And I know some other ordinary girls who use firefox as well.
      • passedoutghost, on 06/29/2008, -0/+1Yes. All computers are installed with Firefox as the default browser at my uni. Hence I've seen a plethora of hot chicks using Firefox, and capably too I may add.
    • ianlons, on 06/28/2008, -1/+4ummm... every girl's computer I've ever used, is using IE... "Install a program??? What's that mean???"
    • asus2000, on 06/30/2008, -4/+5Actually we'd all still be living in caves, pretty caves, but caves nonetheless, if we left it up to women.. Men invented EVERYTHING on this planet (for the most part), and wrote all the software too.. And we did it just to get some furr, so just give it up and everything'll be fine... ;)
    • megamod, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3IE 6.0 to be precise
  • yurishoujo, on 06/28/2008, -5/+202Ew. 14 year old girls maybe.
    • popstation, on 06/28/2008, -12/+93Pedobear says: TOO OLD!
      • BillMoocho, on 06/28/2008, -1/+2Old enough to pee is old enough for me!
      • megamod, on 06/28/2008, -1/+4Pedobear wouldn't exist is this alternate internet... =(
      • ohnoihavenoname, on 07/04/2008, -0/+0Instead of pedobear it'd be pedoteacher.
    • ludnae, on 06/28/2008, -2/+36Oh come on now, I didn't act like that when I was 14. I don't think any of my girl friends did either. Was I just hanging with the butch crowd?
      • yurishoujo, on 06/28/2008, -1/+27I didn't either, but I was a tomboy. So... yes?
      • H4n90fThur5D4y5, on 06/28/2008, -2/+20I didn't act like that *ever*. I guess I was sort of a tomboy as well, but still it's sort of irritating when females get stereotyped this way -_-"
      • Ducttape21, on 06/28/2008, -2/+108The fact that you're both here on Digg invalidates any argument you have about how the average girl functions and what stereotypes are properly applied.
      • Jeremyz0r, on 06/28/2008, -20/+8There are no girls on the Internet.
      • digitalpencil, on 06/28/2008, -15/+4^^bury him all you want... you know it's true
      • Ramble, on 06/28/2008, -14/+2So all geek girls are essentially butch dykes on bikes types?
      • MsAntiSunshine, on 06/28/2008, -3/+23Because...girls can't be normal if they go on Digg?
      • hotpuck6, on 06/28/2008, -0/+15^ ^ ^ Ding Ding Ding! We Have A Winner! ^ ^ ^
      • stuffradio, on 06/28/2008, -2/+9Rule 15.
    • anchora, on 06/28/2008, -0/+4Ditto that. If that was the internet, I probably wouldn't be on it.
    • Virgule, on 06/28/2008, -11/+2hey now Im fourteen-and-a-half and very mature for my age >:
      • sfcaptainrob, on 06/28/2008, -1/+27The "and-a-half" just made a huge difference. If you just said you were 14 I wouldn't have believed you, but those 6 more months of experience made all the difference in the world in my book.
      • Kristijan12, on 06/28/2008, -0/+8...and-a-half... :)
      • ohnoihavenoname, on 07/04/2008, -0/+0The "and a half" makes you old enough for me. So... umm... there's some candy in my va.... AH CRAP she's really chris hanson! run!
    • xsquirrel378x, on 06/28/2008, -1/+4people always call me a creep when i say that same exact thing and you get 100+ diggs. i dont get it

      • EpochOne, on 06/28/2008, -2/+0Maybe you should stop talking about 14yr old girls, hm?
  • frakkingtoaster, on 06/28/2008, -29/+12Girls on the internet!?

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    • fucknuggets, on 06/28/2008, -17/+4go back to 4chan you *****. if your going to post that at least understand what it means.

      edit: I hope at least one of your parents, if not both, get cancer and die a horrible and long death.
      • Ramble, on 06/28/2008, -2/+9You must be the only one to have seen Star Wars then.
      • ParaSwarm, on 06/28/2008, -1/+1Wow. Psychotic much? It's Admiral Ackbar. I didn't realize he was so offensive. Are you racist against the Mon Calamari?
      • Kanidia, on 06/28/2008, -1/+1What goes around, comes around.
  • ama5707, on 06/28/2008, -7/+186only if the girls were 12 yrs old
    • chillypacman, on 06/28/2008, -0/+16Considering the 'boys' of todays internet are 13... not really a huge leap.
    • redneckblues, on 06/28/2008, -5/+70"If only the girls were 12 yrs old" - Pedobear
      • ohnoihavenoname, on 07/04/2008, -0/+0Eeeeew, half of them have pubes by then. Too old.
    • DirtPile, on 06/28/2008, -5/+1The people frequenting drudge are not 13 year old boys.
    • claudia934, on 06/28/2008, -2/+1It makes sense - most "boys" on digg rarely interact with women.
    • xShifty, on 07/03/2008, -0/+212 yr old girls = The only kind anyone on Digg has ever had experience with
  • doctordbx, on 06/28/2008, -26/+6Girls do rule the internet.
    Look at every IT/Software company... they have female marketing / product managers.

    Suck it in. I'm not happy about it either, but suck it in.
    • hapax, on 06/28/2008, -1/+8Females marketing to men's desires, though.
    • dudefaceguyman, on 06/28/2008, -6/+14I was gonna make a crude innuendo joke about how THEY should suck it in. Being my penis. In their mouth.

      But I'm far more mature then that.
      • ohnoihavenoname, on 07/04/2008, -0/+1How do you think they got their jobs?
  • mal1964, on 06/28/2008, -17/+3Its a trap!
  • mathcreative, on 06/28/2008, -30/+4If girls ruled the Internet. It would be awesome! Because, girls think about everything they do, and certainly allot of stuff on the Internet needs allot more thinking.
    Their would also be allot less sex advertisements.(those are extremely annoying!)
    • Synapse84, on 06/28/2008, -2/+16a lot*
      it's two words.
      • mathcreative, on 06/28/2008, -3/+1For some reason digg spell checker let's me get away with. But I do believe that you are right.
    • stupidStan, on 06/28/2008, -7/+13are you gay?
      • mathcreative, on 06/28/2008, -2/+1Nope, I just wish we would all value the oppsite sex a little bit more.
      • ohnoihavenoname, on 07/04/2008, -0/+1I do value them. I value them so much that I'm willing to spend my hard earned money to watch a video of them with a donkey and a midget.
    • plbland, on 06/28/2008, -8/+4obligatory: firefox + adblock
    • Netwatcher, on 06/28/2008, -5/+10What? Are you trying to get laid or something?
      Is she looking over your shoulder right now?

      If so, good luck. But if you don't honestly if your don't grow some balls your gonna be in the "Just Friends" zone for along time.
    • digitalpencil, on 06/28/2008, -6/+3wtf is 'allot' bitch boy?
    • R031E5, on 06/28/2008, -5/+3I'm sorry, but I'm not taking seriously an advice coming from a guy who a) comments 18 times on "The 10 Worst Top-Shelf CG Cartoon Movies Ever Made" b) apparently doesn't have any friends and last but not least c) calls himself "mathcreative".
      http://digg.com/users/mathcreative
      • mathcreative, on 06/28/2008, -1/+1What's wrong with commenting? Isn't that what avid digg users do?
  • artfiend77, on 06/28/2008, -10/+5Wait a minute, the content on the Digg thumbnail is the same as regular Digg! :P
  • occasus, on 06/28/2008, -14/+3Front page! It's official, there are NO girls on Digg.
    • lindzee, on 06/28/2008, -2/+9i know girls that use digg, including myself.
      • Netwatcher, on 06/28/2008, -13/+2***** OR GTFO





        Sorry... I forgot were I was for a second. I'm going to go play with some Mudkips now. Sorry about that.
      • stevealford, on 06/28/2008, -6/+1The pussy is a lie.
      • occasus, on 06/28/2008, -3/+1So, did you digg this story?
    • punx, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2Good God, another guy who thinks there are no girls on Digg. How many have to post before you understand there are a lot of us?
      • ohnoihavenoname, on 07/04/2008, -0/+0Tucking doesn't make you a girl. Please try again. Alternatively, you may provide photographic/video evidence of your gender. A photograph of your breasts with the date and digg.com written on them in sharpie will suffice. In otherwords, ***** OR GTFO.
  • YesImAChick, on 06/28/2008, -7/+41My second favorite site: http://www.dailypuppy.com/ :-)
  • hartley, on 06/28/2008, -2/+14dugg for feather britches.
  • noahgelman, on 06/28/2008, -3/+46I love that on the Digg.com picture there's a "Yawning Puppy" section
  • beankitty, on 06/28/2008, -43/+23Um, buried. Terribly sexist, and not in a funny way. Disgusting.
    • stupidStan, on 06/28/2008, -10/+84what are you doing out of the kitchen!?
      • caramello623, on 06/28/2008, -3/+6As it turns out, we can't even cook well :(
    • MillionsLivio, on 06/28/2008, -17/+11There's an article on Digg that makes fun of women, Waaaahhh!
    • Netwatcher, on 06/28/2008, -9/+21Incredibly sexist, but still funny as hell.
    • H4n90fThur5D4y5, on 06/28/2008, -15/+10Thankyou!
      I'm tired of this crap that makes females out to be some sort of idiotic perpetual children. Women are just regular people like everyone else.
    • feliks2, on 06/28/2008, -14/+9Where's my dinner, woman.
    • mattlohkamp, on 06/28/2008, -4/+5I would agree with you, but check out the other stuff this guy has written -

      http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873

      ... he's making fun of the stereotype, not women. Which is a good thing.
    • HtomSirveaux, on 06/28/2008, -2/+13Terribly ironic of you to dislike this joke with a moniker of "beankitty"
    • Ramble, on 06/28/2008, -3/+3Of course it's funny, it's insulting.
  • DaDrake, on 06/28/2008, -6/+28Well nobody can say Digg doesn't have its quintessential character... that is, McCain bashing =p
    • catbeller, on 06/28/2008, -4/+5Well, since he will start a War to Liberate Iran, perhaps Diggers just don't want to be drafted to die. See? You CAN care!
      • personalj, on 06/28/2008, -0/+1Why would he invade Iran? We could turn it to glass without sending in ground forces.
  • theduckchaser, on 06/28/2008, -29/+52Blatant blatant sexism. of course, on digg, not a problem, right?
    • ludnae, on 06/28/2008, -2/+23I don't now. I may have been slightly offended for approximately 1.5 seconds.
      • Netwatcher, on 06/28/2008, -5/+11Same here, but I was too busy LOL'ing to care.
      • Drugx2, on 06/28/2008, -1/+1the difference is we're guys and don't give a *****.
        when girls get offended....run for it.
      • ludnae, on 06/29/2008, -0/+0Cool. I think I just became a lesbian.
    • Tyrghast, on 06/28/2008, -8/+42you must be great company at parties.
      • theduckchaser, on 06/28/2008, -17/+4don't get me wrong, I lol'ed in places
    • theduckchaser, on 06/28/2008, -14/+2don't get me wrong, I lol'ed in places.
    • mattlohkamp, on 06/28/2008, -2/+5I would agree with you, but check out the other stuff this guy has written -

      http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873

      ... he's making fun of the stereotype, not women. Which is a good thing.
    • kibiz0r, on 06/28/2008, -6/+11Lighten the ***** up. Life's too short to be offended when you could be laughing instead.
    • ianlons, on 06/28/2008, -5/+0Douche....
    • zeabu, on 06/28/2008, -1/+11) It's a stereotype!
      2) There ARE differences between how we think. Although there's also an overlapping group of men thinking like a woman, and women thinking like a man (and I'm not talking about gay people, once again big parts overlap, but it's not the same)
      3) Humour, look it up in a dictionary.
    • gn0stik, on 06/28/2008, -2/+4Yeah sometimes this site is sexist,
      but all you lovely bitches should know that we're trying to correct this.
    • myotherhandle, on 06/28/2008, -0/+1Totally agree.

      The content is obnoxious and not the slightest bit intelligent. But the real problem I have is that the Digg community votes this crap up. I used to totally love coming to Digg every day. I'm finding that the quality of stuff that gets voted up is pathetic and I'm finding myself moving on without much though. Days go by and I don't check Digg, without really noticing. Then I come back, all excited to see what's going on, and this is it. Seriously. This is about it.
      • ohnoihavenoname, on 07/04/2008, -0/+0Clearly you don't belong here. Perhaps you should try a serious, thought-provoking site like www.iHaveSandInMyVagina.com
    • insinuate, on 06/28/2008, -1/+1Get the ***** back in the kitchen!
    • ohnoihavenoname, on 07/04/2008, -0/+0Oh come on, they're girls, it's not like they're people.
  • gsp9216, on 06/28/2008, -3/+6510,000 diggs and 9 comments?!
    • mr209204, on 06/28/2008, -14/+56I guess most of them haven't figured how to click on reply yet. I'm assuming they're just yelling at the monitors and wondering why the replies haven't shown up yet.
      • bravo1995, on 06/28/2008, -6/+28That's incredibly prejudiced of you.

        Besides, you're thinking of old people.
      • UnMannedMission, on 06/28/2008, -1/+6Yeah, but it was still funny.
    • megamod, on 06/28/2008, -1/+1what about youtube? 471 MILLION++ views on the sk8 boi video...WOW. and it had relatively few ratings also.
  • Siesna, on 06/28/2008, -3/+94I would like to think that we females who actually have a decent understanding of the internet are not this retarded.

    Then again, I do like me some puppies. Add some lolcats and we have a deal.
  • ROFLance, on 06/28/2008, -6/+47Dugg for collegehumor 404
  • crownedgriffin, on 06/28/2008, -11/+1Pictures aren't loading. Mirror(s)?
  • Jebra, on 06/28/2008, -15/+149Not all of us are ditzy materialistic little bimbos stuck in our valley girl teenage years. There are some kick ass females on the internets, but the myspace and neopet playing girls ruin it for the rest of us.
    • guyinjapan, on 06/28/2008, -14/+9Good to know you guys exist. :) I think the reason why everyone always makes the "internet valley girl" stereotype is because those types tend to stand out, and be obnoxiously in-your-face. Normal girls like you tend to just blend in with the rest of the internet crowd. Most "ditzy materialistic little bimbos" (nice way of putting it) don't really qualify as normal, and so we all notice them.

      Having said that, I still thought it was pretty damn funny, despite the cliche stereotype. And hook 'em horns, by the way.
      • Ridikul, on 06/28/2008, -4/+23Stop flirting.
      • guyinjapan, on 06/28/2008, -10/+10Typical that being nice to a girl on digg is automatically considered flirting. You guys should get out more.
      • doctorfungi, on 06/28/2008, -7/+14Add some more smiley faces and you're sure to get laid...
      • Ramble, on 06/28/2008, -7/+7No, it is flirting, don't kid yourself, you're just desperate to bag yourself a geek chick and we all understand.
        Group hug?
      • ClemsonPoker, on 06/28/2008, -2/+3^^The above are just pissed that you got here first.
    • TheWorm, on 06/28/2008, -7/+27Lies.
    • mimigins, on 06/28/2008, -0/+8But... I like little puppies yawning...
    • drgirlfriend, on 06/28/2008, -1/+8I had a Neopet but he was a Battledome legend. :S
    • iamondigghaha, on 06/28/2008, -0/+9Neopets still exists?
    • seldon452, on 06/28/2008, -3/+15You... girl? You me sex now please?

      Sorry, I get nervous around girls.
      • asus2000, on 06/30/2008, -7/+1Don't say please, just grow a little facial hair, drive a motorcycle, be funny, have lots of spendable cash, and of course be well endowed...
      • azaraa09, on 06/28/2008, -4/+3...check. be funny, check. spendable cash, hmm check? well endow... DAMN
    • mrblue182, on 06/28/2008, -4/+1You may be telling the truth, but I have yet to see the evidence.
    • nineonenine, on 06/28/2008, -3/+0preach!
    • l815, on 06/28/2008, -1/+2I thought there was the teenage girl inside every girl no matter what age... (Scrubs :P)
      • goddessophia, on 06/29/2008, -0/+1Yes, this is true but maybe a girl's boyfriend is the only one who has to deal with this part of her. Surely at first it will make him crazy and then if he is smart he will learn to tolerate it because fighting it only makes it worse, then she becomes a mean psycho bitch, hulk style.

        Every girl should reserve the right to be a girl but it doesn't mean that if girls ran the internet it would be so bogus. Well, wait, maybe it is accurate, girls would make the internet look like this.

        I am a woman.
  • wedges, on 06/28/2008, -5/+89i guess this is why diggers get stereotyped as single virgins.
    • Jones82, on 06/28/2008, -2/+20That, plus the fact that we are
      • Ramble, on 06/28/2008, -3/+5Pfft, I'm not single...
      • mysticalone, on 06/28/2008, -5/+3Not single, but you and the rest of us are virgins.
      • ianlons, on 06/28/2008, -5/+0HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I love it Jones82!!!!
    • lendrick, on 06/28/2008, -1/+3Pro tip: Abandoning these misconceptions about women will help you get laid.
  • Ledjar, on 06/28/2008, -3/+62ZOMG CUTE PUPPY YAWNS TWICE!?!
  • Perleeeze, on 06/28/2008, -22/+6What a load of unfunny misogynist drivel.

    I always thought there was something fundamentally wrong with the people behind college 'humor'. Now I know that they are a bunch of girlfriendless dicks.
    • bjarkebech, on 06/28/2008, -1/+9Relax, it's all done in good fun. Of course not all girls are like this, but it's still equally fun to make fun of the steriotypical "girly-girl" just like it is to make fun of douchebags.
    • reticulate, on 06/28/2008, -5/+6I love it when people throw words like misogyny around as if it puts them on some sort of pedestal compared to us lesser mortals.

      Of course, you're not doing anything to work towards reducing violence against women, or fixing the abhorrent conditions they face in many third-world and developing countries. You're just fine and dandy calling people out for it on the internet.

      Go you, you ***** douche bag.
    • mattlohkamp, on 06/28/2008, -4/+2I would agree with you, but check out the other stuff this guy has written -

      http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873

      ... he's making fun of the stereotype, not women. Which is a good thing.
    • DirtPile, on 06/28/2008, -1/+6Mattlohkamp - stop replying to comments with the exact same reply.
  • Netwatcher, on 06/28/2008, -11/+22This wouldn't be nearly as funny if it weren't true, that you can double sales of electronics to women, just by making them in pink.
    • Siesna, on 06/28/2008, -7/+17I hate the rest of the female half of the human race, and you for being right.
    • Sinnombre124, on 06/28/2008, -4/+4Is that actually true? can you site a source please? im not being a dick, im just curious
    • hollyminkowski, on 06/28/2008, -1/+12Hmmm...well I have a pink mp3 player and a pink camera.
      So some truth in this.
    • digitalpencil, on 06/28/2008, -2/+2actually true, also quite effective with the gays as well.
      had to do a site a while back, we just made everything baby blue/pink and rounded off all the edges.
      http://www.egay.co.uk/
      • Kzoo, on 06/28/2008, -3/+2I think it's even worse that the marketing seems to be "It's PINK! You're a girl! You must have it!"

        I'm capable of choosing my gadgets on their features and drawbacks, thank you, and I ***** hate pink anyway.
    • Karmavs, on 06/28/2008, -2/+3The shallowness runs both ways; I doubt the pink model would sell to >5 men. White apparently sells well with women too; without _completely_ turning away men.
      • zeabu, on 06/28/2008, -0/+1I think pink is an ugly color, even for girls.
    • Echo18, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3Oh god, I hate pink. Damn those other girls for making me look bad.
    • kittyfarts, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2Actually, I prefer baby blue and buttercup yellow, thank you.
    • ludnae, on 06/28/2008, -1/+1But they're "so cute!"

      I thought about getting a pink digital camera.

      But I opted for a GRAY one that was the same price because it was a way better camera overall.

      I must be half a woman.
  • bjarkebech, on 06/28/2008, -3/+52Dugg for "Zac Efron (cont.)"
  • Bucknubby, on 06/28/2008, -3/+11I wanna know where that link is to the puppy yawning.
  • Lesli, on 06/28/2008, -17/+13I'm always up for a good laugh, even at my own expense, but wow, that was lame. However, crying out "OMG sexist!" is taking things just a little too seriously.
  • bugerking3, on 06/28/2008, -9/+3Dugg for shoegasm.

    what would be the digg equivalent of a shoegasm?
  • jattsona, on 06/28/2008, -17/+1This officially proofs that there are no girls on digg!
  • polumrak, on 06/28/2008, -18/+2That is not funny!
  • goodbick, on 06/28/2008, -11/+40Wow, going by these comments apparently the stereotype that Digg has no female users is blatantly untrue.

    What is true is that those female users have absolutely no sense of humor, apparently.
    • theduckchaser, on 06/28/2008, -2/+22They're giving their gut reactions to a caricature of themselves as twelve year olds. I'm sure most of them laughed at parts of it.
    • goodbick, on 06/28/2008, -2/+5I sure as hell hope so.
    • drgirlfriend, on 06/28/2008, -2/+5The women in your life MUST have a sense of humor. :)
    • elizabethb221, on 06/28/2008, -0/+6I think if we're on Digg we must have SOME sort of sense of humor, right?

      Everyone on here has to.
      • EpochOne, on 06/28/2008, -1/+1Common sense says yes, but evidence suggests otherwise.Pretty much the only time i ever see a large number of females anywhere on digg, 80% are going "ZOMG SEXIST" and the others are going "yeah... uh, not that funny?"

        I think it's time for an experiment, we need to videotape a litter of puppies yawning, post it and see what happens.
      • ludnae, on 06/28/2008, -0/+1Well, we can't deny the disproportionate majority of males, seeing as how this comment has 22 digs and you just told us all we have no sense of humor.
    • ohnoihavenoname, on 07/04/2008, -0/+0Digg has no female users, just a lot of transsexuals that insist on being called women despite having penises and Y chromosomes.
  • Bunnybutt, on 06/28/2008, -0/+31Perhaps if teen girls ruled the Internet... BUT! dugg for naming a puppy Feather Britches
    • budgeysmuggler, on 06/28/2008, -0/+5'BUT! dugg for naming a puppy Feather Britches' makes sense, with a name like Bunnybutt! :)
    • Bunnybutt, on 06/28/2008, -0/+4Indeed! :P
    • Bunnybutt, on 06/28/2008, -1/+1'But dugg for naming a puppy Feather Britches' was dugg with a lot of sarcasm :)
  • Bloodboiler, on 06/28/2008, -15/+3The add about 'successful, respectable, nice, earnest, loyal, daring, gentle, single-men in your area' was funny.

    Rest was just chauvinistic. Life is not all cuteness, boys and ponies to girls. There is also ever present huge drama, back stabbing and mental/social manipulation at levels far beyond our understanding.

    If girls ruled the internet, World of Warcraft would be twice as successful but have slightly different objectives and name like World of Socialcraft.
  • SamLaw, on 07/08/2008, -15/+5Wow... this isn't degrading to woman at all... Stereotypes rock!
    • eouw0o83hf, on 06/28/2008, -3/+4Yes...yes they do.
    • ParaSwarm, on 06/28/2008, -0/+3Maybe you'll get laid by the one girl on Digg if you keep defending their honor. Keep at it!
  • mattlohkamp, on 06/28/2008, -25/+9Wow. Yeah, because, you know, it's funny, how girls all act the same, because they can't help it, because they're girls, and they have cooties. Ha ha - can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. Those old balls'n'chains. All they want is to have babies while they take the money you work hard to earn, then make you pay child support when they divorce you and take your house and your boat, and don't let you hang out with your friends, and you find out that they're giving blowjobs to the kid who cleans the pool. You've got to hide your porn collection from them, and hold out jerking off for that one night a month they don't have a headache - oh, and make any excuse to get out of the house whenever they invite people over to the house, also when they're 'surfing the red tide of blood from their vagina'. And what about their memory? You know how they remember every little special day, and expect you to do the same? And how much are you supposed to spend on rings for them? Two paychecks? It's like remembering how much to tip after a nice dinner, I can never keep it straight. Am I right men? Huh? huh?

    ... ***** sexist idiots.
    • unwiseone, on 06/28/2008, -3/+8Wow, it seems you've got it down pat.
    • Ridikul, on 06/28/2008, -2/+17Get a ***** sense of humor.
    • mattlohkamp, on 06/28/2008, -14/+4*****, I shouldn't have written all that. I take it back. check out the other stuff that he has written:

      http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873

      ... he's making fun of the stereotype, not women. Which is a good thing.
      • Akaricloud, on 06/28/2008, -4/+17Jesus woman, just get back in the kitchen and STFU.
    • HtomSirveaux, on 06/28/2008, -0/+8Yeah, I mean how stupid can you be? You forgot bad drivers. I'd put that at the top of the list.
    • reticulate, on 06/28/2008, -3/+6Wow.

      You're a moron.
  • SCYellowhammer, on 06/28/2008, -6/+2funny.
  • Goblin, on 06/28/2008, -2/+35No Slashdot: OMG Ponies edition?

    http://www.metlin.org/content/blog/omgponies.jpg
  • Yout, on 06/28/2008, -15/+11As a jab at stereotypes, it's funny. Put into Digg's misogynistic environment, not so funny.
    • Typhoon2009, on 06/28/2008, -6/+2Back to the kitchen with you >:(
  • TroHax, on 06/28/2008, -20/+21CollegeHumor.com uses IE, they just lost all of my respect..
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