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  • ledsock, on 07/09/2008, -4/+141That had to be on purpose, or someone is more innocent than I believed possible....
    • vbullinger, on 07/09/2008, -1/+27I _am_ that innocent: it took me like 45 seconds to get it. I saw all the dyslexic comments and started mixing up the letters.
    • Luizzle, on 07/09/2008, -1/+21DAMN YOU FREUD!!!!!!
    • dafragsta, on 07/09/2008, -9/+34I'm thinking some girl named anna got a Lexus. Something tells me Ana is not so innocent, but rather blonde and dingy.
      • CheeseNRice, on 07/09/2008, -5/+4Not sure why you're getting dugg down... I guess logic does not prevail. They would choose to believe someone is actually dumb enough to fulfill their strange fantasies.
      • phr0stbyte, on 07/09/2008, -1/+8thanks for the explanation captain obvious
      • dafragsta, on 07/09/2008, -0/+3Read the parent comment Rear-Admiral Reading Comprehension. The implication was that no one could be so innocent and that it had to be on purpose.
    • orangefly, on 07/09/2008, -1/+5there is someone i pass periodically that has STD on their plates....i assume unfortunate initials....
    • TripcodeMel, on 07/09/2008, -5/+17ANASLEX -- Anna's Lexus?
    • diggrnumber1, on 07/09/2008, -9/+1i don't see why anyone would think it says analsex. it clearly says annaslex. apparently diggers are unable to read. buried as unfunny.
      • pronouncable, on 07/09/2008, -0/+5i don't see why anyone would think it says annaslex. it clearly says anaslex. apparently diggers are unable to read. buried as unfunny.
      • goombah, on 07/09/2008, -0/+2Damn that's funny. "apparently diggers are unable to read."

        And then you spell it "annaslex" instead of "anaslex". Either you are a genius with the comment on diggers not being able to read, or, well, it is a self-fulfilling prophecy.
  • badwithcomputer, on 07/09/2008, -11/+1515that person is begging to get rear ended.
    • jun2san, on 07/09/2008, -1/+454It'll probably happen as I'm pulling out.
      • pckbeta, on 07/09/2008, -7/+123I'm not going to lie, both these comments made me pee a little.
      • josephbloseph, on 07/09/2008, -27/+6no fair making me laugh, I'm in class
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -2/+81don't lie, there's no way to pee "a little"
      • TheSlinky, on 07/09/2008, -24/+2Pun comments? In MY Digg? Those belong in Reddit.
    • litolist, on 07/09/2008, -6/+79I wish I could digg you up more.
    • drshorty, on 07/09/2008, -9/+46Wow, I never log in on digg, but I had to digg that up, I was in tears.
      • hokie47, on 07/09/2008, -2/+42Why would you ever log off of digg?
      • demesisx, on 07/09/2008, -31/+4You were in tears over that joke!?

        Are you the type of person who makes puns, then laughs hysterically at them while everyone else just smirks a little?
    • humanerror, on 07/09/2008, -25/+6she probably has guys riding her tailpipe everywhere she goes
    • smur, on 07/09/2008, -12/+4Must digg
    • Chahrlie5, on 07/09/2008, -5/+28Holy crap, I wish we had one double-dig per day, I'd have to give it to you.

      gold
    • lavidalivadas, on 07/09/2008, -12/+0n1!
    • Protuhj, on 07/09/2008, -3/+16Well played sir.
    • brett1337, on 07/09/2008, -9/+3well done
    • lastoftheidiots, on 07/09/2008, -9/+5I'm gonna call it right now. You're gonna have at least as many diggs as this guy. http://digg.com/comedy/Coolness_2?t=13053802#c1305 ...
    • holyspamcans, on 07/09/2008, -3/+8I logged in JUST to digg you up.
    • 3amboo, on 07/09/2008, -1/+7"Digg comment of the week" according to me.
    • silent7seven, on 07/09/2008, -1/+30Tomorrow a screen shot of this comment thread will rank higher on digg than this story does.
    • Definition, on 07/09/2008, -4/+12I see what you did there.
    • blakemasnor, on 07/09/2008, -6/+1I logged in just to give you a thumbs up
    • gnomead, on 07/09/2008, -7/+2I saw this car the other day on the Hershey's Highway.
    • Doorfingers, on 07/09/2008, -8/+3Taken from a comment on the site I think.
    • adorkable, on 07/09/2008, -5/+0zing!
    • fosterGrin, on 07/09/2008, -1/+3double zing!
    • cyclades, on 07/09/2008, -4/+2One of the best Digg comments in months.

      Sir, those of us who are about to Digg, salute you!
    • veracon, on 07/09/2008, -9/+3That's what her license plate said.
    • crazym0nkey01, on 07/09/2008, -1/+1You Win
  • KMyHero, on 07/09/2008, -19/+10Metro, indeed.
  • luv2sor, on 07/09/2008, -5/+413What's wrong? That's obviously Ana's Lexus! I don't see a Mercedes emblem there.
    • AsSubtleAsABrik, on 07/09/2008, -2/+114I have to be honest, that didn't even cross my mind.
      • atechnoviking, on 07/09/2008, -7/+0Somehow I am finding it hilarious that right now you have +69 diggs so I am trying to keep it that way!
    • cawfee, on 07/09/2008, -2/+64Quit it with your common sense on Digg!
    • ivantalboys, on 07/09/2008, -0/+25Do you think thats how she paid for it?
      • bhdakanat, on 07/09/2008, -0/+3lol.
      • seraph582, on 07/09/2008, -2/+5Isn't that how women w/ Liberal Arts Degrees or no education at all (functionally the same thing) have payed for everything in the end?
      • KowGawd, on 07/09/2008, -0/+4Hehe, you said "end."
  • MarkusX, on 07/09/2008, -8/+224Maybe somebody is "anaslexic".
  • BennyGreenberg, on 07/09/2008, -69/+18Man - I thought that said "ANALSEX"
    • alpha94, on 07/09/2008, -2/+50face, meet palm.
    • Yousty, on 07/09/2008, -2/+24Wow, I bet nobody gets anything by you.
    • evanfrey, on 07/09/2008, -2/+27Captain obvious everybody, he'll be here all week........
    • BennyGreenberg, on 07/09/2008, -6/+14tough crowd
      • ChoiceMad, on 07/09/2008, -0/+4I cracked more of a smile at your comment than the one getting uber diggs "that person is begging to get rear ended". Blatantly obvious sarcasm is hit or miss here for some reason.
    • therealkdog, on 07/09/2008, -2/+10What is this obvious day at camp stupid?
    • netsnake24, on 07/09/2008, -1/+6You're wrong. That makes no sense...
    • Arcesius, on 07/09/2008, -1/+8I think you all might be missing this dude's joke.
    • AAK15, on 07/09/2008, -1/+3That was the joke Ted
    • TecK415, on 07/09/2008, -0/+4I'm digging you, because you made me laugh. Oblivious comments are the best. :)
      We've all made them, with out thinking. Then once you realize it it's too late to delete. Noooooooooooooooooooooo! You're precious witty digg comment cred is snuffed out and buried in the dirt.
    • djepik, on 07/09/2008, -0/+2HEY! My sarcasm meter *isn't* broken!

      Awesome. I dugg you up.
  • HammyHam, on 07/09/2008, -18/+1LMAO Figuered it be in OHio
    • DisturbedOne, on 07/09/2008, -4/+1Maybe you should 'Figuere' out how to spell "Figured" correctly
    • hierophantus, on 07/09/2008, -0/+2Yeah, man. Poorly chosen license-plate letters. That is SOOOO Ohio! lololo1111!!!!!
  • esteadee, on 07/09/2008, -17/+32I doubt this would have gone through... my family took forever to get the courts to agree that KILLRBS was Killer Bees, not Killer B. S.
    • nevetssav, on 07/09/2008, -1/+45Which does beg the question: Why do you want Killer Bees as a license plate?
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -1/+21because "killer gnats" didnt have the same effect...and it was taken
      • Enderpanda, on 07/09/2008, -0/+12*grin* *shakes head*

        Well played.
      • implied, on 07/09/2008, -0/+15HE IS A BEEKEEPER
      • sdub74, on 07/09/2008, -0/+28Maybe his "family" is the Wu-Tang Clan.
      • korbink, on 07/09/2008, -8/+5Wrong use of "begs the question"
        http://begthequestion.info/
      • Bizarrkley, on 07/09/2008, -0/+6and your "family" took forever...???
        This would mean to me, that at minimum, multiple members of your family took special time out of their day to fight "the courts" to get a vanity plate?

        I guess you couldn't think of anything better to waste time on...
    • J3Holaday, on 07/09/2008, -0/+11I can't imagine going to the trouble of arguing my case over a dumb license plate.
    • ratgirl8, on 07/09/2008, -3/+22I thought, "Who is R.B.S. and why do you want to kill him?"
    • busybenj, on 07/09/2008, -1/+26You went to court over that?? DOUCHE
    • weegee, on 07/09/2008, -0/+7Maybe they wanted to kill the Royal Bank of Scotland
    • noyps2, on 07/09/2008, -1/+1um...wutang?
      • JDoms, on 07/09/2008, -0/+1i think killabs would be more appropriate
    • CrowquillZ, on 07/09/2008, -0/+1Was KLRBEES taken? Seems silly to go to court over. I'm guessing Killer Bees was your military unit?
    • mockupscaledown, on 07/09/2008, -0/+2More anti-Arby's propaganda from the the Chick-fil-a wing.
  • busybrain, on 07/09/2008, -18/+1Ana likes it in the bumper....ohhhhhh......badump dump ching!!!!
  • theCaptain, on 07/09/2008, -20/+5How did this get to the front page...
    • enderklein, on 07/09/2008, -0/+7because over 200 people dugg it, duh!
  • xEn1gma, on 07/09/2008, -17/+6Bow chika wow wo
    • Vimmy, on 07/09/2008, -1/+5Irrelevance+Annoying pop culture reference+Typo=Buried
      • xEn1gma, on 07/09/2008, -2/+2You+ThenameVimmy+GayReferencestoDanteInfernoforadescription=Fafafafafaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
      • Vimmy, on 07/10/2008, -0/+2Your keyboard-Space bar+Mental retardation=Buried
  • Skunkhair, on 07/09/2008, -3/+244Now, get me a pic of that car parked next to "ASSMAN"
    • duser4, on 07/09/2008, -10/+8And next to "A55ORGY"
      • WELLDOITLIVE, on 07/09/2008, -1/+4The O was an orange
      • xBeldin, on 07/09/2008, -1/+4Ya, you don't know the alternate character for an orange? What a dumbass. [/sarcasm]
      • yeti22, on 07/09/2008, -1/+2When I lived in downtown Kansas City, there was a car in my apartment parking lot that had the plate A55OR6Y. I still cannot believe that got that one through.
    • Acglaphotis, on 07/09/2008, -0/+4Just get a picture of your proctologist's car.
    • rz8472, on 07/09/2008, -0/+44NIC8
    • Akronos, on 07/09/2008, -0/+3What's wrong? That's obviously A SS Man! Why can't Neo-Nazis have cars?
  • russ3, on 07/09/2008, -15/+9OMG i might be dylsexic
  • agsinger, on 07/09/2008, -14/+38Last night I saw a guy with a license plate that said "DRM AGNT". This guy is asking to get his car keyed by geeks.

    Worst vanity plate ever.
    • PorchSong, on 07/09/2008, -2/+20No the worse ever was here in Colroado--I guy I indirectly knew (boyfriend of my wife's friend) owned a decked out Jeep Wrangler with the plates:

      2CUTE4U

      I wanted to strike him just for that. Kid deserves to get his ass kicked. Don't even say anything, just walk up and wack 'em.
    • DarthKozy, on 07/09/2008, -0/+13isn't it possible that "DRM AGNT" stands for Dream Agent? If someone really was an employee of RIAA i hardly think that they would advertise it on their car.
    • senkmajer, on 07/09/2008, -0/+9Dr. Magnet?
    • timusca, on 07/09/2008, -0/+3Drama Gnat?
  • Ollee64, on 07/09/2008, -13/+1fond memories of my childhood.....
  • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -3/+96...i have pun overload right now...47 separate jokes all colliding at once!
    • DeadSkinMask, on 07/09/2008, -0/+42We're waiting....
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -2/+58i suck under pressure...um...

        ...."that's a ***** license plate"


        ah...ahhh?
      • DeadSkinMask, on 07/09/2008, -1/+321 down, 46 to go!
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -1/+34"when you get out of her car you always seem to find bean skin on you"
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -1/+40"the car was later in an accident, cop overheard saying 'rectum? damn near killed her'...."
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -1/+34"when it gets washed, the car huddles in the corner and silently weeps"
      • DeadSkinMask, on 07/09/2008, -3/+22You Sir, have earned yourself a friend request.
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -1/+37"you can tell when its been a long night because there is a pink cylinder hanging out of the trunk"
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -1/+36"i wonder if she does ATM?"
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -0/+29"she always pulls in reverse to park..then forward a little, then reverse"
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -0/+26"the car is in the latest assparade video"
      • Greengoo, on 07/09/2008, -1/+60I was in a pun contest once where you could enter up to ten separate puns.

        I of course entered the full amount thinking one of them would have to win... but no pun in ten did.
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -0/+32"brings a whole new meaning to 'dump the clutch'...."
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -0/+25.....i never heard that before, god dammit i'm cracking up bro.
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -0/+25"i wonder if she's a size queen"
      • FortyCaliber, on 07/09/2008, -3/+16"no pun in ten did"
        I had to read the whole thing 3 times before I saw what you did there.
      • Arcesius, on 07/09/2008, -1/+19I think I can say with good certainty that you're the only person on digg to ever have 10+ comments in a row all being dugg up. Thou ownests.
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -0/+22"where exactly would hemorrhoids be located at?
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -0/+24"i think we're all wrong, the 'what what in the butt' guy owns this car"
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -0/+23"do you think she'll take in in the *****?"
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -0/+25"i guess 'buttsex' was already taken"
      • dajuggernaut, on 07/09/2008, -1/+6is it in yet?
      • dajuggernaut, on 07/09/2008, -1/+6it's like a hotdog down a hallway
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -0/+19"i wonder if she'll let me tag it without a bag"
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -0/+19"she doesn't just like anal sex....SHE LOVES IT".....thanks yimmy
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -0/+18why in the hell did i have to use the number 47?!?!
      • grizzlybrice, on 07/09/2008, -0/+914 down, 34 to go!
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -0/+21"i'm going to get a plate that says 'please' and park next to her....always"
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -1/+17"can i haz teh analzsex too?"
      • KowGawd, on 07/09/2008, -0/+6Think there is anything stuck in her tailpipe?
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -0/+10"yeah, a gas hose"

        (that should count!)
      • Egress99, on 07/09/2008, -0/+8"she always has problem at the gas station because she is constantly pushing and pulling it out of the tank"
      • quomen, on 07/09/2008, -0/+1"Cut a hole in the box"
  • CoMpUtErITGuY, on 07/09/2008, -14/+4I don't get it...
    • netsnake24, on 07/09/2008, -0/+1Please, read again. Read veeery slooowly... (Hint! Hint!)
  • humanerror, on 07/09/2008, -6/+140I love to ride in the back seat of ana's lex
    • jun2san, on 07/09/2008, -0/+29It's tight back there but I'm sure you can squeeze in.
      • cdigioia, on 07/09/2008, -0/+15Oh yeah, I'm a pretty small guy...oh wait...
      • Arcesius, on 07/09/2008, -1/+1Wow, this must be one hell of a sweet car........
    • mrswirl, on 07/09/2008, -1/+7just fold in the rear view mirrors, and well...there you go.
    • Jpotts12, on 07/09/2008, -0/+0I'd love to put my junk in that trunk.....plenty of room in there I'm sure.
  • MonteStarloz, on 07/09/2008, -10/+1funnny
  • uptwolait, on 07/09/2008, -4/+58Parking in the rear.
  • shakajumbo, on 07/09/2008, -12/+3i bet it smells like poo
  • TheShom, on 07/09/2008, -12/+3What an ass.
  • Pirataholic, on 07/09/2008, -13/+0You mean this wasn't done to promote A+ Nasle X? :P
  • torrzilla, on 07/09/2008, -6/+28That's a good way to get something lodged in your pipe.
  • blankoboy, on 07/09/2008, -13/+6Sounds like Kramer's kinda girl (ASSMAN!).
  • dajuggernaut, on 07/09/2008, -5/+56now you can put your junk in her trunk
  • Wonkanobi, on 07/09/2008, -5/+177Dugg for Ohio

    (There's not much else to do here but anaslex)
    • timusca, on 07/09/2008, -4/+1Try vaginal. Tons o' fun.
    • Jpotts12, on 07/09/2008, -1/+0ruined it by destroying the innuendo and directly referring to sex.
      • Jpotts12, on 07/09/2008, -0/+0above comment was directed at timusca, not wonkanobi. I don't know why the ***** it was posted here when I hit reply to timusca.
  • billysmusic, on 07/09/2008, -10/+88It took me a few reads to realize that didn't say analsex
  • vardhan, on 07/09/2008, -19/+10I read "analsex" .. took me a while to realize it wasn't.
    • gobbstopp, on 07/09/2008, -1/+12i read
      *I read "analsex" .. took me a while to realize it wasn't.*
      took me a minute to believe it.
    • vawksel, on 07/09/2008, -1/+2Dont know why you got dug down, I read it as "analsex" as well then realized it was spelled wrong a few mins after reading comments.
    • Jpotts12, on 07/09/2008, -0/+1I read the comment right above yours...took me no time at all to realize that it was the same as yours.
  • mradultman, on 07/09/2008, -11/+3In the butt...?
  • sagegoku666, on 07/09/2008, -8/+1GLORIOUS!!!
  • ProjectGSX, on 07/09/2008, -11/+5Wow, Ana has a Lexus. Thanks for sharing.
  • pmellyn, on 07/09/2008, -12/+6Anal Sex in Ana's Lex anyone?
  • Trainer250, on 07/09/2008, -14/+9I hope she has insurance. If she gets rear-ended by some d1ck, she's screwed.
    • CheeseNRice, on 07/09/2008, -3/+1What, come one, the word play is great in this one, why dugg down!?

      Better than all these morons.. "I thought it said anal sex, har har har".

      • po43292, on 07/09/2008, -0/+5probably because he used a "1" instead of "i".
      • CheeseNRice, on 07/09/2008, -0/+1Touche.. haha. He was looking out for the internet censors.
  • groumpf, on 07/09/2008, -10/+7I especially love the shape of the sun... It's pretty cool.
  • nextyoyoma, on 07/09/2008, -10/+4digg = 4chan
  • iMark, on 07/09/2008, -3/+45Someone clearly has issues. They should be recommended to an analyst or a therapist. Or perhaps a combination of both...
    • calgone, on 07/09/2008, -3/+19analrapist...arrested development ftw!
      • timusca, on 07/09/2008, -0/+1Dude, that joke started back on Three's Company. I specifically remember that episode.
    • bjames87, on 07/09/2008, -1/+8Let the great experiment begin!
    • sMMk, on 07/09/2008, -0/+1Dugg for arrested development! Best show ever.
    • AxsDeny, on 07/09/2008, -0/+2Tobias FTW.
  • grantmoore3d, on 07/09/2008, -7/+3That's hilarious, and it works perfectly too!!
    Anyone remember that study that showed if you have the first and last letters in the right place, the order of the ones in between don't matter, your brain still recognizes it.
    • snek, on 07/09/2008, -2/+3Yeah I was thinking of just that! And tbh I read it the "wrong" way immediately as well, but then I am a perverted bastard hahaha ;)
    • ospsp, on 07/09/2008, -1/+2THAT was a cool study. I kinda already new it was true before the study though because I IM a lot of anaslexic people

      catch the pun :D?
  • coyote1284, on 07/09/2008, -10/+1Hloy dylsexia, Tab Nam! It's obviously Ana's Lexus, morans.
    • coyote1284, on 07/09/2008, -0/+2OK, maybe it's An ASL Ex. It's still not "dirty"
      /Ex-nasal?
  • antipoet, on 07/09/2008, -9/+3Oh no, please don't make this into another ridiculous meme.
  • PeckerSlap, on 07/09/2008, -7/+1San Fransisco?
    • dxgg, on 07/09/2008, -0/+2@PeckerSlap: Stick to what you know how to do best.
    • boombye, on 07/14/2008, -1/+1You being from South Carolina is nothing to be proud about.
  • daimposter, on 07/09/2008, -8/+2i think i'm dyslexic because I can only see 'analsex' on the plate.
  • Impeller, on 07/09/2008, -1/+8I wonder if that was a gift from her stepmom.
  • geobay, on 07/09/2008, -1/+70I hope you got a big trunk.....cuz I'm puttin my bike in it!
  • kingp, on 07/09/2008, -2/+7She's got junk in her trunk too...
  • Scotty87, on 07/09/2008, -10/+1I swear over half the people including me read the title "Analsex"
    • InsaneOni, on 07/09/2008, -0/+10Oh my god, you got the joke!

      Here, have a cookie.
    • jparkinson, on 07/09/2008, -1/+1I swear that was the whole point of this submission.
    • netsnake24, on 07/09/2008, -0/+1That's impossible.
  • FlippinJack, on 07/09/2008, -7/+1butthole
  • Lunarbunny, on 07/09/2008, -7/+34But I poop from there...
  • Coolkid11, on 07/09/2008, -3/+10Hadron Collider is funnier.
  • jun2san, on 07/09/2008, -0/+2demesisx, quit being so anal.
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