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  • m60dude5, on 06/30/2008, -3/+82let's hope two fat guys don't try to go at the same time.
    • Attol, on 07/01/2008, -4/+33I have that dvd
    • plantfood, on 07/02/2008, -2/+8two fat guys? imagine two fat chicks...
      • katyism, on 07/02/2008, -1/+11when you can't tell what's on the other side, fat butts are all the same.
      • BlackholeStorm, on 07/02/2008, -1/+1Chicks don't use urinals......
    • sucks, on 07/02/2008, -0/+40said one fat ghostbusters fan to the other: "don't cross streams!"
    • OwdenBowden, on 07/02/2008, -13/+6Not bad if you have a Siamese twin.
    • themoose, on 07/02/2008, -0/+4let's hope two *anything* guys don't try to go at the same time.
    • cmburns69, on 07/02/2008, -2/+2Whatever you do, don't cross the streams!
  • imacommi, on 06/30/2008, -6/+373This would be great if you were a Siamese twin ...
    • Oxygen, on 06/30/2008, -1/+94Or had 2 Penises
      • WallnutBoy, on 07/01/2008, -1/+43Finally! A place for me! =D
      • Bologner, on 07/02/2008, -3/+27Or a Siamese twin with 2 penises.
      • yaddayaddayoda, on 07/02/2008, -0/+4Wouldn't you need *four* urinals then?
    • akermani, on 07/02/2008, -10/+21didnt see that comment on reddit

      /sarcasm
      • scoot2006, on 07/02/2008, -4/+20moderately sad that you keep track of the comments on both
      • Quaterni0n, on 07/02/2008, -4/+14It would be great if you'd stay on reddit.
    • Avaseal, on 07/02/2008, -9/+3Or if you've got your head pierced and both flows shoot out 90 degrees apart from one another, hey I'm just saying..
    • NeoTEKK, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2*Conjoined.
  • Kanuhduh, on 06/30/2008, -6/+705That violates atleast 50 man laws.
    • SpectreFire, on 07/02/2008, -86/+11If someone were to utilize this... then all life on earth... would end.

      *pan to a wide angle shot where you see 300 marines surrounding the urinals, guarding the world from total destruction.*
    • adidos, on 07/02/2008, -0/+19One of the most popular bars here in Rochester, NY (called Acme's) has a similar setup...except instead of a urinal on the right, it's a sit down toilet. Now *THAT* would be awkward.
    • pigducksheep, on 07/02/2008, -1/+1287 to be exact
    • AshsToAshs, on 07/02/2008, -0/+7Not to mention quite a few mandates...
    • insanecee, on 07/02/2008, -0/+4wait that wasnt a sink?........... damnit
    • klipseracer, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1Using this contraption not only violates a load of rules, but your card is def revoked.
  • quarc, on 06/30/2008, -6/+65I'm sure the man with two penises would be proud.
    • santa7, on 06/30/2008, -5/+57Or maybe just for the guy who had sex last night and a bit of hardened seamen splits his stream in 2
      • wild, on 07/01/2008, -0/+53I thought I was the only one.

        (What? Like THAT ever comes up in conversation.)
      • Vessol, on 07/02/2008, -2/+2QFT
      • dubloe7, on 07/02/2008, -1/+13This has actually come up in a few of my conversations... mostly at work.
      • shondell, on 07/02/2008, -9/+2Are you referring to the movie Hotrod? Because they have a brief dialogue concerning that situation.
      • Monkeydew06, on 07/02/2008, -1/+8@Shondell, he was referring to real life, obviously you never gotten/given yourself, some action.

        Mine usually splits on a vertical plane, one going straight down, the other going normal... THAT sucks.
      • dclowd9901, on 07/02/2008, -0/+7It's worth mentioning that the movie Me, Myself and Irene addresses this situation as well, and that came out long before Hot Rod.

        (Haha, I just realized I said "long" and "Hot Rod.")
      • Monkeydew06, on 07/02/2008, -0/+4*Peter Griffon laugh* "came"
      • klipseracer, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1you nasty mofo. You should take a shower after having sex. Being all sweaty and pussy wetness drying on your balls? EWW! how can you even lay in your own sheets like that. ***** sick dude. There should never be any 'cum' perched at the tip of your dick creating a V stream onto your bathroom floor missing the toilet entirely.
    • chadwalters23, on 07/02/2008, -2/+2It was taken in the man with two penises bathroom
      • muzy, on 07/02/2008, -3/+1man with two penises don't exist, go over it
    • twiztidsinz, on 07/02/2008, -0/+13http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/10/8/
    • fejj07, on 07/07/2008, -0/+0those with double meat enjoy the treat
  • btschul, on 06/30/2008, -2/+98The new Larry Craig bathroom set.
  • Lac0ste, on 07/01/2008, -8/+63great for going number 1 and number 2 at the same time!
    • wutimatang, on 07/02/2008, -3/+33I'm pretty sure that's why we have regular sit down toilets... Or am I the only one that has ever had to piss and ***** at the same time?

      Anyways, I've probably given too much information.
    • dacrosby, on 07/02/2008, -2/+15"Now somebody took a dookie in the urinal! Mmmkay"
    • norcalscan, on 07/02/2008, -0/+6Oh so you're THAT guy huh?
    • BalooUrsidae, on 07/02/2008, -0/+5So you're the jerk who ***** in the porta-potty urinals...
  • wulfstein, on 07/01/2008, -2/+112Whenever I go to use the public washroom, someone would always just walk in with no shame whatsoever and start using the one next to me. He'd probably let his briefs drop to the floor and rub his bare ass cheek against the back of my jeans as well.
    • f4nt0m4s, on 07/02/2008, -1/+43That's the same guy who walks up to the urinal and let's a fury of farts fly.
      • shakbhaji, on 07/02/2008, -3/+43alliteration ftw
      • shondell, on 07/02/2008, -6/+5"fury of farts fly"
        try to say that 5 times fast. I know, it aint that hard.
      • EmperorAwesome, on 07/02/2008, -4/+1Drunks can't tell, lay off.
      • celkin, on 07/02/2008, -3/+2^^ FURYOFFARTSFLYURYOFFARTSFLYURYOFFARTSFLYURYOFFARTSFLYURYOFFARTSFLY
      • Killwize, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1OMGF.
    • , on 07/02/2008, -0/+0Would it be better if he walked up and asked "How's it hanging?"
    • alekies, on 07/02/2008, -2/+6Feels good man.
    • DiggMasterJ, on 07/02/2008, -3/+1Sorry Doodz, I didn't know you were so tuchy, geeez!
    • MasterPain, on 07/02/2008, -1/+0Ya & the guys is like awwwww urgghhhh the hole time like he hasn't pissed for years.
  • scecilio, on 07/01/2008, -1/+226For when I get that split stream.
    • lamiaconfitor, on 07/02/2008, -13/+4Bathe much?
    • Vessol, on 07/02/2008, -2/+36Sex much?
      • cwmather, on 07/02/2008, -0/+9Gotta love the post sex stream split.
      • Monkeydew06, on 07/02/2008, -0/+10Except when it splits just slightly wider than the width of the bowl when your standing up straight, forcing you to either bend your knees, work your way to the side of the toilet, or sit down.
      • jbassfretless, on 07/02/2008, -1/+7*obligatory diggers don't have sex comment*
    • morninglorii, on 07/02/2008, -9/+2How many times has your pee split in half, GEORGE BUSH! GEORGE BUSH!
    • IglooBurner, on 07/02/2008, -9/+1circumcise it!
    • turner050, on 07/02/2008, -0/+9I think the term is "sticky dick".
    • kateyall, on 07/02/2008, -1/+2Dammit, I hate these sorts of man problems. There are 3 toilets in this house and I clean pee off of places where I am completely stumped as to how it may have gotten all the way over there. Sabotage? Hmm..What's this on the picture in the bathroom..2 feet away from the toilet? Oh, pee. Of course. Cause that's where you pee. On the walls and pictures. I just don't get it. I'm going to have to start limiting the male guests in this house. Too bad that's most of my friends.
  • grepgav, on 07/01/2008, -6/+18definite violation of man law. avoid at all costs
  • tr0y85, on 07/01/2008, -1/+62This just makes me want to aim directly between them
  • NuPagady, on 07/01/2008, -4/+164Real life Portal.
    • xEn1gma, on 07/02/2008, -2/+0Which one is the blue and which one is the orange portal?
    • Hodgie, on 07/02/2008, -0/+9This was a triu.... ***** it....
  • wynja, on 07/01/2008, -8/+38This has got to be in a gay bar somewhere.
  • Alphateam, on 07/01/2008, -2/+324Don't cross the streams!
    • NuPagady, on 07/01/2008, -32/+3That would be a fail.
    • jimmick, on 07/02/2008, -14/+5This comment brought to you by Reddit
    • slogged, on 07/02/2008, -1/+9Haha, Ghostbusters
    • bloominoctober, on 07/02/2008, -2/+5Greatest. Comment. Ever.
    • JTJ1210, on 07/02/2008, -0/+25Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
      Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
      Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
      Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
      Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
      Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
      Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
      Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
      Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
  • wild, on 07/01/2008, -16/+10Honestly, it would be more awkward if the urinals were facing each other.
    • Conwaysb0718, on 07/01/2008, -1/+10I disagree. you can always look down, but having to stand that close to a dude would be more awkward.
    • pablo82, on 07/02/2008, -1/+7Technically if they were facing each other then the people using them would have their backs to each other. So fail.
    • KMartSheriff, on 07/02/2008, -0/+5I'm just glad they're not upside down.
  • dpazar2, on 07/01/2008, -2/+10its for senators looking to skip footsie under the stall so they can get right down to the dirty
  • ROW3BO4T, on 07/01/2008, -11/+28Some woman must have designed it.
  • hotpuck6, on 07/02/2008, -3/+99It's a trap!
  • tayf, on 07/02/2008, -2/+136Post-sex urinal
    • woofers07, on 07/02/2008, -3/+31it's funny how many digg users probably don't get that.
      • kyle212, on 07/02/2008, -0/+8Oh cmon, we get the same effects from Pamela Handerson
    • phibit, on 07/02/2008, -0/+7I don't get it! :(
      • zer0cubed, on 07/02/2008, -3/+7Crusty semen on the tip of your penis causes your pee stream to come out in multiple directions.
      • phibit, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1Wtf! My semen doesn't crust, it evaporates!
    • millonzi, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1YES
    • Vindicoth, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2For anyone that doesn't understand, just go masturbate and then try to pee right aftewards. You'll see.
  • graemedeacon, on 07/02/2008, -11/+29Don't cross the streams.
    It would be bad.
    • theotheragentm, on 07/02/2008, -15/+3That's called sword fighting. Every boy with a brother has done that one time or another.
      • BugMeNot2, on 07/02/2008, -1/+17What.
      • RobotLeAwesome, on 07/02/2008, -1/+4Every *homosexual* with a brother has done that one time or another.

        fixed.
      • Monkeydew06, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1Wow.... Yeah. Never done that. Freak.
      • Killwize, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1@ RobotLeAwesome, Monkeydew06

        ***** YOU DUDE, common thing to do. You must have been to scared.

        I remember it being best if done with sound FX.
    • cl2yp71c, on 07/02/2008, -1/+2Might disrupt the balance of the universe.
    • freebird09, on 07/02/2008, -0/+6someone beat you to the punch bud.
      • graemedeacon, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1Yeah, unfortunately I didn't realize until afterwards.
    • freebird09, on 07/03/2008, -0/+0It's alright then, still props for an awesome joke.
  • Bullshirt, on 07/02/2008, -11/+2FAKE
  • chetanthaker, on 07/02/2008, -6/+1My flame thrower is bigger than yours
  • ivansusanin, on 07/02/2008, -22/+23relevant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOSTsKqZCaY&fmt18
    • lupka, on 07/02/2008, -0/+25that is the strangest thing i've ever seen
    • Nematoad20, on 07/02/2008, -0/+17What the *****!?
    • Asheis, on 07/02/2008, -0/+12relevant.. but in the most disgusting way possible.
    • diggcommentguy, on 07/02/2008, -2/+7***** the what?
    • workfaster, on 07/02/2008, -0/+14Please tell me you had nothing to do with that video. How on earth could you have found it otherwise?
    • Monkeydew06, on 07/02/2008, -0/+5I wanna watch this video, but judging from the responses it might be NSFW, can someone confirm this for me?
      • workfaster, on 07/02/2008, -1/+6Please don't watch it. You will be scarred. Also NSFW.
      • Monkeydew06, on 07/02/2008, -0/+4Might I ask, what is in the video?
      • killabozz, on 07/02/2008, -0/+7George Bush.


        oh and a penis
    • tenmenkilled, on 07/02/2008, -4/+11How about a NSFW next time? Jackass.
    • innovaciones, on 07/02/2008, -1/+3Dont ***** ever ever post that link again.
    • Coolmatt49, on 07/02/2008, -0/+8*****! Now that song is going to be stuck in my head all day. Thanks a lot.
    • Radica1Faith, on 07/02/2008, -2/+2Why are you being dugg down. Thats the most amazing thing I've seen all day.
  • cheez124, on 07/02/2008, -9/+2this is why i love digg.
  • Obzerva, on 07/02/2008, -4/+109Swordfight!
    • mattes5, on 07/02/2008, -2/+18dang you beat me to it
      • skinrock, on 07/02/2008, -0/+14Normally I'd bury you for complaining he got it first, but there may have been an unintentional pun in there.
    • snoonoo, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2PING PONG!
  • lamiaconfitor, on 07/02/2008, -2/+4Designed for the conjoined twins who frequent the bar.
  • GorfTron, on 07/02/2008, -0/+11This is what happens when you don't supervise the contractors.
  • homesickalien, on 07/02/2008, -13/+4DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!
  • iCoty, on 07/02/2008, -2/+8Ass cheek to ass cheeck = super awkward!
    • KMartSheriff, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1If it were dick on dick, that would be better?
  • lupka, on 07/02/2008, -0/+41http://www.sharenator.com/The_Urinal_Game/ (from comment on page)

    pretty funny as well.
  • ShadowFoxxx, on 07/02/2008, -3/+2...oh, wow. Not only awkward, but uncomfortable beyond all male endurance.
  • dubloe7, on 07/02/2008, -9/+55arg, digg me down.
    I hate this comment system...
  • Reasonableguy, on 07/02/2008, -7/+0Ahem. Mirror? And no, this isn't what you think it is. Unless you're thinking what I'm thinking. Then it would be exactly what you think it is.
  • austang, on 07/02/2008, -5/+3You know when you go to a theatre and there's this fat guy there who looks like he should be using two seats, but the armrests make him squeeze into one?

    This is the bathroom equivalent.
  • Snoosy, on 07/02/2008, -1/+7If this was at a bar, I guarantee the spot between the urinals gets pissed on more than both of the actual urinals combined.
  • stretch611, on 07/02/2008, -1/+19Mens room etiquette requires that you skip every other urinal so this actually works for a corner.
  • jo21, on 07/02/2008, -3/+5that happens when a women design everything.

    why you think most of great engineers are men?
    • ModernMindofM, on 07/02/2008, -4/+0hmm.. well, I can't disagree that first-hand (no pun intended) knowledge would have been helpful here, but I can't see how having a penis would prevent this. maybe the male engineer is just into dudes, and that's why.
  • mareksoon, on 07/02/2008, -0/+3At least this one looks practically unusable by two people at the same time. Once, I happened upon a bathroom refitted with two urinals in an alcove side-by-side so close together WITHOUT a divider (or pee-guard) your shoulder touched the guy next to you. It was CRAMPED.

    How do I know? Someone came in after I had started ... and stolled right up.

    Talk about awkward ...
  • DarkReign16, on 07/02/2008, -1/+12Maybe a naive female engineer designed the bathroom layout, and thought men pooped in one urinal, whilst simultaneously peeing in another.
    • KMartSheriff, on 07/02/2008, -0/+7What? You don't?
    • SolidBones, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2One of the best things about being a woman: the "everybody out!"
  • shinkou, on 07/02/2008, -0/+5I'm sure the designer did it for male couples! So considerate!
  • RoccoMcTaco, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1Must be late, all I can think of is a joke involving MPD.
  • Meursault, on 07/02/2008, -1/+6Larry Craig approves.
  • Farmer77, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2I love how there is a divider on the left side of the left urinal. haha
  • frisk415, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1You're supposed to face the corner. It's a two for one.
  • Asheis, on 07/02/2008, -3/+8don't cross the strea..... oh wait guys, four other people have made that joke already.. sorry.
    • RobotLeAwesome, on 07/02/2008, -11/+4is that supposed to be funny? taking a joke tons of people said, and then stopping yourself from saying it?

      because it's not.
      • leejarratt, on 07/02/2008, -2/+5Judging by how many diggs your comment has received, you're not the funny type either.
  • materia7, on 07/02/2008, -1/+8Finally, a bathroom that is considerate of the needs of myself and my conjoined twin!
  • agimat, on 07/02/2008, -0/+25There can only be one.
  • jnuffnuffnomnom, on 07/02/2008, -1/+2Good if you have a bell end piercing
  • retrovertigo, on 07/02/2008, -5/+1The man with two peni will be pleased with this setup.
  • plnegative1, on 07/02/2008, -0/+24I'd use both at the same time and do a little sprinkler action.
  • workfaster, on 07/02/2008, -1/+1Technical question: Are you supposed to get close up to the facilities to to use these, or do both participants stand back about 2 feet to go? The first seems impossible, the second seems just difficult and gay.
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