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CNN Finds Another Excuse to Report on Boobs watch!

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  • benotago, on 09/29/2008, -52/+18DUGG Hate by Numbers. A fully unappreciated vid-column. Should be up there with Yahtzee.
    • Lavarock, on 09/30/2008, -1/+19You best be trolling.
    • renegadeafk, on 09/30/2008, -3/+59Up there with yahtzee?


      Short answer: no

      Long Answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      • Feraldr00d, on 09/30/2008, -1/+4Dugg for Zero Punctuation reference.
      • farfromsubtl, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4Needs more OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
        OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
        OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's
    • ProfessorFoo, on 09/30/2008, -2/+6Hate by numbers is the worst thing I have ever seen and I have seen some sick *****. I only needed to see the title before closing this because I know in a few seconds I was just going to have to watch some smug douche bag fail miserably at being funny for several minutes.
      • wgladstone, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1Well at least you allegedly shut it off. And we totally believe you.
    • farfromsubtl, on 09/30/2008, -1/+2I have to say, it surprises me that the comedic genius at cracked.com (no sarcasm) is unable to translate to video, or at the very least, see this themselves and put an end to this show.
    • Madcow17, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1ProfessorFoo nailed it pretty much. Hate by numbers has to be the most pathetic attempt at humor i've ever seen online. "The show i always wanted to do" part sealed the deal, this guy needs no pulse anymore. I've seen ***** popsicle sticks with better jokes. This guy is nothing but a watermellon sized tumor on the brain of comedy and I die a little every time i see one of these attrocious videos get so many diggs. Are there seriously people that lacking of a sense of hurmor? People SERIOUSLY find this funny?

      I hope all of these diggs are jokes. Like how in highschool, we'd always nominate the obviously gay kid to be prom queen. No way these votes can be serious. If they are, there are currently 963 people with the sense of humor of a decaying tomato.
  • NYConcepts, on 09/29/2008, -4/+27Umm yea..when is she going on a wold tour? It's getting nippy out here in New York ;)
  • bunker6, on 09/29/2008, -6/+83Thanks for not getting naked Gladstone
    • wgladstone, on 09/29/2008, -8/+84no problem.
    • lounsey, on 09/29/2008, -1/+0I was sort of expecting it..... and anticipating the nudity... I mean... not in any sort of more than platonic way of course.
    • ISellDrugs, on 09/30/2008, -1/+2That's what she said
    • bakatrinh, on 09/30/2008, -1/+1I was gonna check out this link until I saw you mention Gladstone. I hate that guy.
  • dezweber, on 09/29/2008, -8/+12lethermonkey42!
  • Doctoxicated, on 09/29/2008, -7/+27I really hope Lance Armstrong doesn't get any ideas from this girl, it would be like watching a fleshy pendulum swing back and forth as the death clock ticks.

    Also think of all the fat people on bicycles. It would be like a game of "guess where the bicycle seat went".

    Good Job Gladstone.

    • IndigoMoss, on 09/30/2008, -0/+10You've been thinking about this a lot huh?
    • Menoats, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3Yeah I watch American Dad too, at least give them credit for the joke.
    • Madcow17, on 09/30/2008, -1/+0Firstly he said "Good Job Gladstone".. enough said. I thumbs down thee!
  • OmarCominYo, on 09/29/2008, -7/+56I hate when people use 911 for ***** like this. Just call the police station!
  • b3and1p, on 09/29/2008, -9/+152Yea I still don't understand how Hate By Numbers ever gets this far. Its not funny, its never funny.
    • PyroKrypt, on 09/29/2008, -28/+1FU!
    • t3hmyth, on 09/29/2008, -41/+1Yea I still don't understand how you ever get this far. You're not funny, you're never funny.
      • b3and1p, on 09/30/2008, -2/+36Well its a good thing I don't try to make videos and submit them to Digg.
      • Madcow17, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1b3and1p is the funniest ***** alive compared to gladstone. b3 could probably make a video of him making a sandwich and it would probably be WAY more funny. This video sucked rotten turkey balls.
  • JoshJaros, on 09/29/2008, -5/+162i cant stand that guy, there's something about him that screams tool.
    • mrbradg, on 09/30/2008, -1/+36I thought I was the only one who thought this. He just screams douchebag tool. I can't help but think it.
      • danielvutran, on 09/30/2008, -5/+3Same. I mean, maybe it's the fact that his name is ***** Joey Gladstone. I mean cum on.


        CUM ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8===D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    • lozzobear, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3You're right. Utter tosser.
    • russ3, on 09/30/2008, -0/+16It's because he uses ***** stock jokes with no delivery or animation.
    • kadaan, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1Wish it was just a clip of the CNN show, I couldn't finish watching it because of that guy.
  • mattdxy, on 09/29/2008, -2/+18CNN Finds Another Excuse to Report on Boobs .... well, dont we all.
  • kd420, on 09/30/2008, -6/+2When the second intro screen came up I had my mouse on the close tab button as well as my fingers aligned on Ctrl+F4. No offense, but I am not taking any chances when it comes to seeing gladstone naked.
    • wgladstone, on 09/30/2008, -3/+6Now what about that could POSSIBLY be offensive? I hope you had acid ready to wash out your eyes too.
  • robopuppy, on 09/30/2008, -4/+72Hate by numbers is so goddamn terrible, I'll just have to bury this one right now. Never before have I seen a series survive while being so unfunny yet spectacularly douchey at the same time.
  • Youhavemyaxe, on 09/30/2008, -9/+10Dugg for Portland
  • pumavan, on 09/30/2008, -4/+39i hate this man, by numbers? what? shut up...but seriously
  • Pillage, on 09/30/2008, -2/+117ugh, this is crack's worst segment it's not funny and this guy is a douchebag.
    • pygmy, on 09/30/2008, -1/+1got a Kevin from the Wonder years vibe going on... not good
  • MLE05, on 09/30/2008, -13/+2I liked this segment, but I can't say I understand the commenters. Why would you NOT want to see Gladstone naked?
  • Lavarock, on 09/30/2008, -2/+43If this guy would just sit up straight he would seem like 70% less of a jackass.
    • spaceman84, on 09/30/2008, -0/+7I disagree, his voice and the stupid ***** that comes out of his mouth is at least 50% of what makes him a complete douchebag.
  • HolyMan28, on 09/30/2008, -13/+1Dugg before clicking the link.
  • robbh66, on 09/30/2008, -3/+28It's not funny. buried.
  • Lith25, on 09/30/2008, -1/+3Whats that song playing for the first 4 seconds of the video? I know I've heard it and used to love it, but can't remember what it is.
  • stigmataman, on 09/30/2008, -2/+44humor: you're doing it wrong
  • reyoo30309, on 09/30/2008, -1/+7lol@ Calling 911 on naked people.

    My first response might be to throw clothes at them if they were ugly. I might say something like "cover up or get in shape, I don't want my kids to know people can be that ugly!"
    • Typhoon2009, on 09/30/2008, -1/+2There's this guy in my neighborhood who regularly goes to the park with his family without a shirt. It's a fine line, this shirt thing. On the low extreme, you have the very overweight fat guys. On the high extreme, you have the extremely ripped guys who are obviously just showboating and are douches. This guy I'm talking about... he's on the low extreme.
  • djabad87, on 09/30/2008, -4/+1diggnation. Earth Edition.
  • thegrantman, on 09/30/2008, -1/+17She does this to bring attention to peace.

    To a piece of ass.
  • thelonious, on 09/30/2008, -0/+12This video reminds me of a douche version of Bob Sagat. (w/ apologies to Bob)
  • Wronghead, on 09/30/2008, -1/+24This guy seriously needs some personality lessons.

    Buried because you guys never label these god damn things so I can avoid watching them.
  • algaeturd, on 09/30/2008, -1/+14Gladstone is kind of a douche bag. He's not very funny and his voice is annoying.
  • aforce369, on 09/30/2008, -0/+11There is not nearly enough nudity in that considering it's a video about a woman who pedals around on a bike naked.
  • civilizedevil, on 09/30/2008, -1/+18Not only was this a horrible pile of garbage, Gladstone's attempt at humor actually pissed me off this time. Bury this crap.
  • bazacko, on 09/30/2008, -3/+2And hundreds of people just found an excuse to watch a video about boobs.
    • ProfessorFoo, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2Well I'm pretty sure the boobs in the title was the only reason this monstrosity of a show got to the front page.
  • NeilMeyn, on 09/30/2008, -15/+61) WHY THE ***** IS THIS ON THE TOP PAGE OF DIGG

    2)THIS IS JUST THE KIND OF SCRIPTDIGGING KEVEN R WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT ON DIGGNATION 169

    3)PROBABLY THE MOST PAINFUL AND LEAST FUNNY THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

    buried
    • ufia, on 09/30/2008, -3/+3You seemed less angry when you buried.
    • bassman12593, on 09/30/2008, -5/+1You sir, are far too unworthy to watch that sacred show.
    • Swanston, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3The all caps made me want to bury you so badly but I agree with what you said so... I digged you.
  • velazkid, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4anybody know where i can find the pics of her on the internet?
  • theradical, on 09/30/2008, -1/+8i wish they somehow recorded at what point i closed the browser window so that idiot would realise how god awful his "show" is.
  • Puffles, on 09/30/2008, -1/+6Whenever he talks, it sound like my headphones are balanced so that 80% of the volume is in the right ear. It's really, really annoying.
  • Alias1431, on 09/30/2008, -1/+11Not funny.
  • woofers07, on 09/30/2008, -2/+1Of course this is happened on the east side.
  • GetShorty, on 09/30/2008, -1/+42I was curious, so I found pics:

    NSFW - http://forum.alcoholreport.com/t17921/
    • specialbuddy1, on 09/30/2008, -1/+4Gladstone must be Gay. Let CNN report on this. It's better then 95% of the celebrity, missing blonde girl crude they usually report on. Those pictures are nice and she's very brave to stack wood in her birthday suit. Imagine all the splinters you could get.
    • oyflaaaayvin, on 09/30/2008, -1/+6I like the small boobies.
    • Flashypoo, on 09/30/2008, -0/+7Must be cold in every single picture taken.
    • indiancompanion, on 09/30/2008, -1/+9butterface
  • cmp121cmp, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2I though that city scape looked familiar. The background when they have the naked old man is not Portland, it is a view of Seattle from Gasworks Park.
    • wgladstone, on 09/30/2008, -3/+2Yes. good for you. I totally effed that up. But it was a really good background for the shot.
      • spaceman84, on 09/30/2008, -4/+1Go eat a dick, retard. Your videos suck.
  • homesickalien, on 09/30/2008, -1/+21I can't stand this dude. He's drowning in smarminess.
  • skippyoh, on 09/30/2008, -3/+4Only in Portland.
  • specialbuddy1, on 09/30/2008, -1/+4How did Digg get so full douches that digg up this douche. You suck Gladstone. Put some foam up in your moms basement or get a better mic.
  • DCapps, on 09/30/2008, -1/+5what a waste of time
  • pharmakon, on 09/30/2008, -2/+7that guy isn't funny, someone get him off the ***** internets.
    • ProfessorFoo, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3Ok I'm tired of people saying internets, but I hate this guy so much more so I will still digg you up.
      • Barryke, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1We just say it because it is utterly wrong, and thus funny. OT sarcasm perhaps.
    • Barryke, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1He clotted the tubes.
  • Thumper13, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2UPDATE: She recently was pulled over by Oregon State Police going 110mph and above down I-5.
    She was clothed, and in a car.
    Sorry.
    • Dustyb, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1Maybe that's why she on a bike. Oregon State Law for speeding over 100 mph is a minimum $1,000 fine and three month suspension on your license.
  • aaronoog, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2It doesn't work because "hate" and "boobs" don't sound right together.
  • TwwIX, on 09/30/2008, -1/+3Fred Savage is at it again.
  • russ3, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4I'm sorry, but bitches can be so stupid. I dont think there's a man out there who thinks getting naked is going to bring about world peace or fix the environment or whatever crazy hippie ***** she wants. Does she just like riding around naked or is she really just that ***** stupid?
  • 223Sniper, on 09/30/2008, -2/+6ive seen her in portland before......it annoys me that people call 911 for this *****. ***** christian conservatives.
  • ReeferChiefer42, on 09/30/2008, -4/+4This guy is painful to watch and listen to. Plus the chick is fugly. Buried.
  • MisterNetHead, on 09/30/2008, -1/+8What the Cracked? That video was way below your humor standards, Cracked. It wan't funny at all. The "Hate by Numbers" idea might work out ok if it had a host I didn't rate a 9 on the hate-by-numbers scale.
  • DulcetTone, on 09/30/2008, -1/+5This web comedy show, whatever it is... it's not that I am offended by it or disagree with their fun-poking. It just SUCKS. Stop recommending it, ok?
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