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Eddie Murphy "Raw" Standup: Mom's Hamburgers vs. McDonald's watch!

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  • volvinator, on 02/20/2008, -1/+59Been there, man... been there... I remember the soggy square "bun". Bothered me so much as a kid and I have no idea why. He's right; Bread is Bread!
    • macweirdo42, on 02/20/2008, -0/+19I know exactly why it bothered me - nobody wants nasty pink ketchup-grease dough.
    • nullx42, on 02/20/2008, -0/+10No ***** that, bread is not bread if its a matter of consistency. Show me one god damn big mac that has a soggy wet under bread, and I'll show you a "MacDonald's" not a McDonald's
      • badwithcomputer, on 02/20/2008, -0/+28Cleo McDowell: Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.
        • reflect23, on 02/20/2008, -1/+6ladies and genlemen.... Sexual Chocolate!
      • bjornski, on 02/20/2008, -1/+1Considering what they put on the buns has more a likeness to a sponge than a piece of meat, that doesn't surprise me.
    • expatcatalyst, on 02/20/2008, -1/+4He forgot one ingredient...saltine crackers all smashed up and mixed with the meat to make the burger go further! Been there...
      • enclaved, on 02/20/2008, -0/+3I've never personally seen saltines used in burgers, but adding breadcrumbs or their ilk is a method of binding the meat, not 'stretching it'
        • bjornski, on 02/20/2008, -2/+1You got it.

          While I'm at it at that point, I'll toss in an egg or two also. Make it into "meatloaf" burger. Toss in some chopped onion (NOT minced), some bacon bits, some....... dammit, now I'm all hungry

          Screw McDonald's.
    • OneHandBandito, on 02/20/2008, -2/+8So true...I remember the homemade burger as a kid. My mother used to say the same thing..."mine is just as good as McDonald's."

      Bull *****!
      • Hoogie7Dowser, on 02/20/2008, -2/+11Seriously. We should all meet up for group therapy. Mom's are full of *****.
      • enclaved, on 02/20/2008, -2/+14I'm sorry, my mom's burgers were better then mcdonalds.
        • CeeJayDK, on 02/20/2008, -1/+1It doesn't take a master chef to make a burger better than McDonalds - My mother makes burgers better than McDonalds too .. I have yet to taste a homemade burger that was worse than McDonalds.
  • seattlerock, on 02/20/2008, -1/+91I can't believe someone pulled out the Eddie Murphy, I love it
    • Vic333, on 02/20/2008, -2/+5Yeah, except I'm guessing he's ruing the day he bought that outfit.
      • NJank, on 02/20/2008, -0/+8yeah, but what have YOU done for me lately?
    • moraldebate, on 02/20/2008, -0/+4Goony Goo Goo
    • dougdiggerton, on 02/20/2008, -2/+0I dont think there was one punch line in that entire bit.
    • Dsly, on 02/20/2008, -1/+6"It's a trap. They trap you with the pussy. They catch you with the pussy, see.
      And it's a trap. The most common trap is to not give you any, though. When you not gettin' any at all... that's the trap!And they make you wait. And you wait
      and wait and wait and wait. And you just keep on waiting, you just wait and finally she gives you some.
      And it's the best you ever had in your life. You come harder than you've ever came. 'This was it. This was the feeling I've been searching for. I finally made love.' You didn't make love. It just felt real good. You know why? Because you waited five months for it.If you're starving and somebody throw you a cracker, you gonna be like this: "Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life! That ain't no regular cracker, was it?
      What was that, a Saltine? Goddamn, that was delicious. That wasn't no Saltine. That was...That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz? God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life. Can I have another one, please?
      Please, one more." Then you get married, because you think you've found the bomb. Have the same crackers
      every day for a year. And you roll over one day and be like: "Hey, I just got some regular old crackers."

      Try to leave? Half!
  • Servebot, on 02/20/2008, -3/+102I'd take the big greasy meatball burger with green peppers and onions any day.
    • deviouskoopa, on 02/20/2008, -0/+14Yeah same, McDonald's isn't exactly mouthwatering...
    • emehrkay, on 02/20/2008, -1/+12Even as a vegetarian Id have to agree
    • macweirdo42, on 02/20/2008, -3/+23Amen to that! Of course, when you're a little kid, you don't know any better - everyone else has McDonald's, so you want McDonald's, too. Let's face it, kids can't tell good food from bad. That's why they're kids.
      • neuroelectron2, on 02/20/2008, -4/+7Yea kids don't know spicy food is orgasm, materialized.
        • badwithcomputer, on 02/20/2008, -0/+14orgasm materialized? uh...that doesn't sound like something i want to eat.
          • bjornski, on 02/20/2008, -0/+2"Orgasm materialized" is what's the line cooks at McDonald's slip to the cops on their burgers when they're not looking.
        • macweirdo42, on 02/20/2008, -0/+4Oh God, that reminds me of a horror story. Friend of mine was at McDonald's, and he ordered one of those dinky hamburgers they've got. He ate it, but thought that the mayo tasted a little strange. Since those things wouldn't fill up a chihuahua, he went back up to order another one. This time, he was sure to specify that he didn't want mayo because the mayo tasted funny. At that point, the clerk, puzzled, informed him that they don't have mayo at McDonald's. Damn, I only wish I could've been there to see him slowly succumb to the creeping horrors (my sister informs me that it was priceless).
        • SpaceMonkeyZero, on 02/20/2008, -0/+4I'm not sure where you're putting your spicy food... Or why you get orgasms from fire coming out of your ass...
      • ltethe, on 02/20/2008, -1/+3Kids are dumb as rocks. Look at the stuff that passes for television programming for a kid. We all look at our Thundercats and Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles, and pokemon, and we're like, that stuff is so GREAT! But it's not, we're just nostalgic for our childhood, all that crap is junk, look at the way kids suck up Barney, and Teletubbies... What a load of crock, I don't care what age group you fall under, it's a crock. And I swear a person's taste buds don't grow in till they're in their 20s... Man the crap I used to enjoy...
    • nullx42, on 02/20/2008, -3/+1Mother never could get the Mac sauce taste right....
      BAAAWWWWWWWWW
    • bjs3171, on 02/20/2008, -9/+1whatever, McDonalds burgers are the *****. sure homemade burgers ARE better, but McDonalds tastes so good, and homemade just doesn't compare.
      • bjornski, on 02/20/2008, -0/+3And nobody does Mexican food as well as Taco Bell, right?
  • GuacamoleSan, on 02/20/2008, -1/+84The part with the wonder bread is so true. I always wanted the buns and they were like "but its almost as good". NO! It wasnt as good! You need the hamburger buns! Otherwise it just sits in the middle like a golf ball
    • gute123, on 02/20/2008, -0/+9If you toast the bread a little bit it isn't as bad
    • bjornski, on 02/20/2008, -0/+2Grew up with wheat bread. Lots of home-baked too, it made awesome hamburger buns. Heck, we just made those too.

      Wonder Bread isn't real bread. Even bugs won't eat it. (though it's great to make dough-balls with for carp fishing, but that's a different topic).
  • clarionhaze, on 02/20/2008, -0/+186And then when you grow up and realize your mom's burger was the bomb.
    • LoudMusic, on 02/20/2008, -7/+4I was gonna say ...

      Are we watching this to remember that Eddie Murphy isn't always funny? Because McDonald's SUCKS. I avoid that place like the plague.
  • teejaay, on 02/20/2008, -0/+23sheesh, I still eat hamburgers on square bread sometimes.
    • lostarchitect, on 02/20/2008, -0/+9i like 'em with bacon & sharp cheddar on rye bread.
    • hoovcluck, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2i had a hamburger today with nothing except pepper on it--they call it the college burger
  • RadiantBeing, on 02/20/2008, -0/+62Wow, Eddie had it good. My mom's idea of pizza was toasted Wonderbread with ketchup and Kraft American Cheese on top. At least he had beef and vegetables!
    • EmitStop, on 02/20/2008, -0/+17Replace the ketchup with Spaghetti sauce and that sounds like a good snack
      • wattersm, on 02/20/2008, -0/+5Toasted bread with spaghetti sauce and mozarella cheese is pretty good.
        • tripstreet, on 02/21/2008, -1/+1you mean, pizza?
        • Yodacola, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2Bread, toasted with butter, garlic, and Parmesan, with an Italian meatball, sauce, and more Parmesan... made that for lunch the other day.
      • bjornski, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1I grew up on that. :)

        Though we used Velveeta, not Kraft slices.
    • bjs3171, on 02/20/2008, -1/+7wow. that sounds like possibly the most disgusting thing ever.
      • Yodacola, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2It isn't. My dad once cooked pork chops in a crock pot with spaghetti sauce for 5+ hours. Called it Spa-Meaty. Also, he made chicken noodle soup with bones and skin with each bite. He convinced me to start cooking.
    • ohcyrus, on 02/21/2008, -0/+4My moms was with English muffins, mozzarellas, spaghetti sauce, and a sliced hot dog.
  • suzywang3000, on 02/20/2008, -5/+39that's when McDonald's was good. Over the years - instead of raising prices to compensate for inflation - they have resorted to using ***** ingredients. I can't even stand McDs anymore.
    • IllBeBack, on 02/20/2008, -2/+10Completely true. McDonald's french fries used to taste awesome, and now they taste like ass. Must be the removal of the trans fat or something, but they really ***** up the fries.
      • JamesMorris, on 02/20/2008, -0/+4I agree wtf, about 6 years ago McDonalds fries were awesome. Now they taste like *****.
      • directrix13, on 02/20/2008, -0/+4McDonalds still has plenty of trans in their fries and everything in every non-New York location. Why it tastes like ***** is that they changed from lard to the trans-filled partially hydrogenated vegetable oil.
        • bjornski, on 02/20/2008, -0/+2As nasty as it sounds, nothing makes yummier fries than the old animal-fat grease.

          The secret is deep-frying it hot enough to flash fry, so it doesn't soak in.
          • suzywang3000, on 02/21/2008, -4/+0fries made out of rare fillet mignon are better. buried.
    • Soulglow, on 02/20/2008, -0/+5Yes, they switched to vegetable oil a few years ago due to complaints from vegetarians.
    • pritchypritch, on 02/20/2008, -1/+0What I want to try is a Big Mac made with Harvey's patties.
  • keepingitreel, on 02/20/2008, -1/+37If you're too young to remember watching this concert when it first aired (damn, I'm old) I highly recommend it. Only better than this is Eddie remembering chasing the ice cream truck in his town.
    • Kingconsulting, on 02/20/2008, -0/+22"I got some ice cream I got some ice cream you can't have none cause your on the welfare"
      • woohhaa, on 02/20/2008, -0/+13Cause your dad's an alcoholic, an alcoholic...
      • plainOldFool, on 02/20/2008, -0/+15"Wanna lick? PSYCH!!!"
      • IllBeBack, on 02/20/2008, -1/+9You didn't get none, you didn't get none, cause you are on the welfare.
        Love it.
      • threemagic, on 02/20/2008, -0/+9you dropped your ice cream, you dropped your ice cream..


        the change in facial expression made it priceless
      • TokenWhiteGuy, on 02/21/2008, -0/+3Dog ***** or chocolate sprinkles? That is the real question.
    • subliminalurge, on 02/20/2008, -0/+15Absolutely. Anyone who hasn't seen both Raw and Delirious needs to drop what they're doing and go find copies of both concerts right now.
      • bjs3171, on 02/20/2008, -4/+1concert? i remember no music being played.
      • Rizzen, on 02/21/2008, -1/+0Raw at least is on a certain popular search engine's video section.
    • Burrito, on 02/20/2008, -0/+10If you are as old as I am, then you'll remember watching this in the theater. That's right kids, before Comedy Central, we watched Eddie Murphy in the theater and paid about $3 to do so.

      And we loved it...With the exception of his outfit, which even in 1987, I knew was totally gay.
    • maloventevil, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1ice creammmmmmmmmmmmmm!
    • ivantalboys, on 02/21/2008, -0/+3Its just *****, like sprinkles that's all.
  • leerayIG88, on 02/20/2008, -11/+1http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dh-IvxM-XyA

    Epic battle......
  • lostarchitect, on 02/20/2008, -3/+12wow, old school FTW.
  • Zzone, on 02/20/2008, -2/+10I got McDoooooooonalds!
  • thirty6chambers, on 02/20/2008, -14/+7Hey Shrek! It's me! Donkey!
  • em00guy, on 02/20/2008, -1/+22Eddie Murphy raw is funny but delirious is the greatest stand up of all time.
    • Conwaysb0718, on 02/20/2008, -7/+8I think Eddie Izzard's "Dress to Kill" is one of the funnier I have ever seen. Being that this is a post on eddie murphy, i know ill get dugg down, but i just wanted to say it.
      • ArmandoM, on 02/20/2008, -1/+5I'd put Izzard, Hedberg, Murphy, and one who is unexplainably not in the same league (but certainly should be), Bengt Washburn as my favorite standups.
      • Bologner, on 02/20/2008, -3/+2I LUV DANE COOK LOLZ
        • bjornski, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1How long is he going to ride one albums worth of material?
    • plainOldFool, on 02/20/2008, -4/+3Nah, his best was Eddie Murphy - Comdian. Goonie Goo-Hoo!
      • subliminalurge, on 02/20/2008, -0/+6Um.... From the Wikipedia article on Delirious:

        Highlights from this concert were released as a comedy album entitled Comedian.
        • plainOldFool, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1I feel like a fool. Thanks for the info.
    • anononon, on 02/20/2008, -0/+13Quote from Delierious: "First up, ***** ain't allowed to stare at my ass."

      My, we live in different times.
      • dafragsta, on 02/20/2008, -1/+8We live in times where we're too full of ourselves to make room for a good ribbing. Eddie Murphy wasn't even saying that to be derogatory towards gay people. Heterosexuals were having a hard time understanding gay men in the 80s. It doesn't ***** mean every slur is dripping with hate. I HATE how we've made it a crime against the social contract to use certain words. It's all just an excuse to get a "foaming at the mouth with righteous indignation moral high ground for free card" when someone uses one.
      • HeDiggMe, on 02/20/2008, -0/+2"Come over here boy! You lookin mighty fine in them jeans."
        • peestandingup, on 02/20/2008, -0/+4"Nortin'! How would YOU like to ***** ME up the ass??"

          "Now when I bend over here...start *****'!"
    • dylio, on 02/21/2008, -0/+3BIll Hicks - Revelations is my favorite stand up.
    • michaelmit, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1everybody loves goat boy!!
  • holyravioli, on 02/20/2008, -4/+11What about what he's wearing? That's what made me laugh the most.
    • Cunninlynguist, on 02/20/2008, -0/+2i guess you haven't seen delirious
  • concretemech, on 02/20/2008, -1/+9I'm like Pavlov's dog, the hamburgers taste good to me now cause they gave out toys with the burgers in the happy meals. Maybe if my mother gave me a plastic trinket every time she made a burger I wouldn't eat so much fast food. Damn. Now I want a cheese burger.
  • Slugs, on 02/20/2008, -2/+19"eww.. Where you get that big welfare green pepper burger?"

  • reed311, on 02/20/2008, -0/+28HALF!
  • dafragsta, on 02/20/2008, -0/+27Man, this isn't nearly as epic as Delirious. I remember having that cassette WAAAAAAAAAY too young to be listening to Eddie Murphy. I ganked it from my uncle and held onto it a few weeks before giving it back. By then I'd pretty much committed it to memory.

    /Your wife ain't no Puerto Rican Gus! The bitch is a bigfoot! Your chirren. They're bigfeet too.
    • Dsly, on 02/20/2008, -1/+15Raw is way better than delirious. Better writing and better performance. Delirious is mostly shock value, but Raw is a comedic masterpiece from start to finish.
      • neodorian, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1I disagree. I always found it to be the opposite. Still they are both way better than anything he's done in the past 5 or 10 years.
  • codered1322, on 02/20/2008, -0/+12Eddie Murphy > Norbit
  • Grova, on 02/20/2008, -1/+4Das not Mac Donald's
  • ZenMojo, on 02/20/2008, -0/+3I watched it as a kid while eating one of those burgers.
  • ToMZiLLA, on 02/20/2008, -15/+10thats not that funny?
  • Ludwig, on 02/20/2008, -1/+23Technically, I am still not allowed to watch Raw. I saw Delirious when I was 10 and showed it to my brother when he was 6. My mother said I wasn't allowed to watch Raw until I was 30. Saw that at 12.
  • DarthDaddy, on 02/20/2008, -2/+12Cause you on welfare, you can't afford it!
  • mparker7410, on 02/20/2008, -2/+7You dah ***** you man, huh?!
  • flashingcurser, on 02/20/2008, -1/+38The best comedy is mostly truth, with a little bit of pain, and a pinch of funny.

    Eddie Murphy was a master.
  • inhaler, on 02/20/2008, -0/+9Wow, I was just thinking about this skit on my drive home and amazingly enough it's up on Digg.
  • funnyboy88, on 02/20/2008, -20/+2People thought this was funny?
    • Thuktun, on 02/20/2008, -1/+1s/thought/think/
    • trumpydumpy, on 02/21/2008, -1/+0I agree, it was ***** stupid. Incredibly boring, I didn't crack a smile the entire clip. I can't believe I even watched the entire clip. And notice how all the stupid comments like "Been there, man... been there..." and "I'd take the big greasy meatball burger with green peppers and onions any day." get tons of diggs while your rational questioning of this is dugg down. Lots of ***** idiots on digg, I'm about done with this site. Reddit is much better.
  • macweirdo42, on 02/20/2008, -3/+12Yeah, but check out that outfit - we never gonna stop paying for the sin of allowing the 80s to happen, are we?
    • nbcaffeine, on 02/20/2008, -2/+2Someone should remake this movie, same audio track, facial mapping, etc. Just replace those damn clothes!
    • SpaceMonkeyZero, on 02/20/2008, -0/+6Scrubs had an episode where JD and Turk were wearing the Eddie Murphy outfit.

      So it at least provided some humor in the early 2000s
    • bjornski, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1"Can't touch 'dis....."

      "Break it down!"

      /dugg up for making me flash-back to remember parachute pants. God, the 80's were hysterical.
  • RobbieF, on 02/20/2008, -0/+4mmmmm you look mighty fine in dem tight jeans
  • ahpro, on 02/20/2008, -5/+1Good video. Hate their digg-clone system though. Funny or die? That's a bit harsh, isn't it?
    • Poggins, on 02/21/2008, -1/+1Digg can be harsher. As you (and perhaps even I.) will see momentarily.
    • djblac, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1...or not....
  • billmill, on 02/20/2008, -2/+12It's true, Eddie murphy used to be funny.
  • simonafa10, on 02/20/2008, -0/+4Hahaha so true, my mom use to make it with parsley.
  • VacaN, on 02/20/2008, -0/+8I guess you have to experience it to find it funny. My mom tried the Wonder bread scam numerous times on me, and I gave her the wtf face.
  • luuneetoon, on 02/20/2008, -2/+4Beverly Hills Cop IV... coming to a theater near you in 2009.
  • theparttime, on 02/20/2008, -0/+4if you haven't seen this whole movie you really should. this isn't even the best parts of it.
    • Brabus, on 02/20/2008, -0/+2Did any one See Samuel L Jackson at the beginning of the Movie?
  • mikehill33, on 02/20/2008, -1/+15MAC...........DOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWDS.
  • anononon, on 02/20/2008, -0/+8Goony goo goo
  • jer2eydevil88, on 02/20/2008, -0/+7Remember when Eddie thought he could sing so he put out an album? Now that was HILARIOUS!
    • plainOldFool, on 02/20/2008, -0/+9Great ... now I got the song stuck in my head.
      My girl wants to Party All The Time, Party All The Time, Party All The Tiiiiimme.
      • nepalikakro, on 02/20/2008, -0/+3Damn it... now you got it stuck in mine. It's like a mental rickroll. :(
        • KodomoNoJikan, on 02/20/2008, -0/+2Rick james wrote, produced, and performed a good bit of that song.
          So it could definitely be considered a rick roll.
    • KodomoNoJikan, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1Hey, I like that song!
      And although his music is cheesy, he actually can sing.
      Case in point: him imitating michael jacksons singing in delirious
  • Dsly, on 02/20/2008, -1/+7Eddie Murphy Raw is the best stand-up routine of all-time in my opinion. The dissection of male/female relationships is unparalleled and unrivaled in it's brutal honesty. Pure gold. Ironically, this is probably my least favorite bit, not because it isn't funny, but because the rest is sooooo damn good.
  • isunktheship, on 02/20/2008, -0/+4Haha thank you 1987 for making me laugh again. Purple and orange never looked so good.
  • burntsac, on 02/20/2008, -0/+5few things are as funny as a 12 year old kid going around shouting "EDDIE MURPHY! ***** YOU, MAN, EH? i know youuu, Eddie! suck my dick!"
  • RockstarSEO, on 02/20/2008, -12/+0Hey i thought i could sing so i made an album! why knock anyone for trying! eddie's rad (aside from the tranny stories!!! hahaah).
    here make fun of my album - www.aaronstanleykronis.com/mp3

    but seriously, i'm trying to be a Rockstar SEO, maybe y'all could help me win this contest Shoemoney(BLOG stars) have. i'm 2nd and need some votes. if you like my blog post at digital vegetarian could you please throw me a vote? my full album is free at that link above. - here's the contest page http://www.shoemoney.com/2008/02/18/shoeperstar-fi ... - my post is 69 reasons to have Shoemoney send me to SXSW.....

    I think eddie murphy should do another record. but another delirious or raw instead of 'my girl likes to party all the time'! hahaha or maybe Kanye Should cover it, or maybe puffy... thoughts? (please throw me a vote if u like my blog post.. it has live video on it too!) ah...sorry for the asking.. but what to do?
    • Unclekoolaid, on 02/20/2008, -3/+1SAGE
    • bjornski, on 02/20/2008, -1/+1Wow, you've got a really good sound. I'm gonna do a little more thorough listening. I really liked your samples. Nice clean sound, catchy, clean production. Yeah, it sounds really good. I'll help ya out in that contest.

      /page bookmarked, adding myself as fan
  • T8erT0T, on 02/20/2008, -1/+5Ugh, stop making movies like Norbit and go back to stand up where people can appreciate you like they used to Eddie.
  • marcomc2, on 02/20/2008, -0/+3She got a mustaaaaaache....!!!
  • wedges, on 02/20/2008, -8/+3digging things from almost 30 ***** years ago? wow.
    • jc7012, on 02/20/2008, -1/+1You wish you had 30 years of *****.
      • Yodacola, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1I think he is using the term as a measurement of time, like light years.
    • bjornski, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1It's 20 or so years ago.

      If you want 30 years ago, we can dig up some Carlin.
  • heathuff23, on 02/20/2008, -4/+4Hey! Does anyone remember when you could log into digg and get nothing but technology articles? Those were the days! It was only about 3 years ago too. I know this will be buried by the "new generation" of diggers, only because the diggers from a few years ago have moved on to bigger and better things. I want my old digg back! :(
    • hollerith, on 02/20/2008, -1/+7Here take my time machine - http://digg.com/technology and happy travels
    • bjornski, on 02/20/2008, -0/+2Then unsubscribe from the topics you don't want to see. You CAN revert "your" Digg to a tech-only blog if you want.

      The rest of us like these other topics.
    • atomysk, on 02/21/2008, -0/+2Says the man who joined the site less than a year ago.
      • djblac, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1oh man right on, i had to go 'digg' just to see if you were right, hehe 'doing it for the lolz'
      • Yodacola, on 02/21/2008, -0/+1He could have been AlbertPacino in a earlier life.
  • SpaceMonkeyZero, on 02/20/2008, -0/+3Transcending race and class. It *was* so true... back in the day...
    • songfire, on 02/20/2008, -0/+6Seriously! I grew up as a naturalized immigrant. Murphy made me laughmy ass off with this bit b/c my mom cooked the same kind of burgers. I was in my preteens when I first heard this bit, and it was one of the first times where I felt that I had had an "American experience."
  • Shenaniganz08, on 02/20/2008, -0/+3Gay Mr. T FTW


    Hey boy slow down, you cum too fast I'll scrunchie up my but cheeks and rip ya dick off"
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