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break.com — Only some crazy folks from Broadway can come up with a production like this for a wedding toast.

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  • MarkusX, on 06/25/2008, -27/+84It's been a while since I watched a 7 min clip (of this kind) the whole way through.
    Nicely done.
    • jemka, on 06/26/2008, -9/+34Greatest or gayest Man of Honor Speech EVER!?
      • BurnTees, on 06/26/2008, -8/+3greatest, gayest and best. how's that?
        • jemka, on 06/26/2008, -0/+7Hopefully you still have time to delete that one.
        • AChopra, on 06/26/2008, -7/+1Hopefully your mom still has time to....


          yeah, I really don't know where I was going with that =/

          Worth the attempt on my part I guess...
      • Apokalyps2547, on 06/26/2008, -1/+3Can it be both?
    • thcobbs, on 06/26/2008, -9/+37I turned it off in under 20 seconds.
    • styleomatic, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1Throw out your hands!!
      Stick out your tush!!
      Hands on your hips
      Give them a push!!
      You'll be surprised
      You're doing the French Mistake!!
    • Avaseal, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2***** YA DONT!
    • Septimus, on 06/26/2008, -2/+1Well that was ghey.
    • phenom2k7, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1So American :) Unbelievably cheesy.
      • mecharabbit, on 06/27/2008, -0/+1Don't blame America, it was the Italians that invented musical theater.
        Disgrazia!
  • MarkusX, on 06/25/2008, -20/+7I felt compelled to share it with my friends.
    • jordansky, on 06/26/2008, -10/+2What's with the double post?
    • jonnyeuchre, on 06/26/2008, -0/+7it's people like you who give email a bad name
    • MWeather, on 06/26/2008, -0/+5This is Digg. There will be no sharing of articles with friends here!
  • JlmAWP, on 06/25/2008, -9/+124Judging from her reaction, I don't think they could have done any better than that.
    • noahgelman, on 06/26/2008, -1/+14Judging by his face, she can do better
      • SonicBoyster, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3Burnnnn.
      • SoulDesigner, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3Oh Zing
      • Avaseal, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2Her gay best-friend probably already chased all the good looking ones away. think about it
  • JohnnyRad, on 06/25/2008, -10/+229i wouldn't be upset if this never happens to me
    • PatrickFisher, on 06/26/2008, -8/+26I would. If anyone mistakes me for an Amy, they don't deserve to be at my wedding, let alone doing a toast.
      • Rammy912, on 06/26/2008, -2/+2I can't see how it could be possible to mistake Patrick Fisher for Amy.
    • ictharus, on 06/26/2008, -4/+25I think you didn't parse the double negative...
      • JohnnyRad, on 06/26/2008, -1/+12me fail english? thats unpossible!
        • urbano35, on 06/26/2008, -1/+3I like how you returned for the sake of your comment's cleverness..
      • Parkinsons, on 06/26/2008, -1/+9I don't get whats wrong with double negatives.
        "i wouldn't be upset if this never happens to me"
        and
        "i would be upset if this happens to me"
        mean two slightly different things.
    • ByrcheWroot, on 06/26/2008, -3/+10I would kick someone's ass if they subjected me to that.
    • Shalaby, on 06/26/2008, -1/+5Don't worry, it won't.
    • snatchertas, on 06/26/2008, -1/+4fear not. Marriage is something that will pass you by!
    • Tyrghast, on 06/26/2008, -2/+7I hate musicals. I hope that wedding had an open bar, cus I would be drowning out the horrific scene with enough alcohol to kill an elephant.
    • Thinbev, on 07/14/2008, -0/+1What about this? http://digg.com/comedy/Best_Man_Surprise-_Funny_Sp ...
  • Grimace421, on 06/26/2008, -3/+322This has easily set the stage for what could only be called "The Most Disappointing Divorce of All Time".
    • Nick71, on 06/26/2008, -0/+8Now that's funny! I wonder how that song would go? ;-)
      • sw1val, on 06/26/2008, -0/+86"I ***** your wife named Amy"
        • amoirae, on 06/26/2008, -1/+4To the tune of "Give My Regards To Broadway"?
      • glasnostic, on 06/26/2008, -2/+29I'm thinking, singing lawyers, and a song that goes like this... "i know a ***** named Amy"
    • Zybergod, on 06/26/2008, -5/+3You, sir, made me LOL oh so hard.
    • emmalillywilson, on 06/30/2008, -0/+0LOL....great ! You made me roll.
  • ninjaberry, on 06/26/2008, -4/+102It took me a minute to put the whole "Man of Honor" thing together.
    • cobophers, on 06/26/2008, -0/+24Your not talking about an outrageously funny comedy of one man's triumph in being a "maid" of honor and realizes right away, he wants to be with the bride??? Complete with insane granny, toking black guy, and weird gym guy with too small of shorts. Oh yes you are!!! MADE OF HONOR. Oh Patrick Dempsey! Your a wizard of everything I hate.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0866439/

      Shoot me.
    • sendakseuss, on 06/26/2008, -0/+19Token black guy or toking black guy?
      Toking black guy would imply Peter Tosh or Bob Marley.
      • cobophers, on 06/26/2008, -4/+1It should be token black guy, like Token from South Park...but the concept is there. Puff puff pass ya'll.
    • Asvetic, on 06/26/2008, -1/+9At least you got it. Judging from these comments, a lot of Diggers are still grappling with the concept.
  • juhbuh, on 06/26/2008, -32/+19That was epic...dugg for originality and a simply amazing performance. Saaasweeeeeeeeeeeet
  • stevelucky, on 06/26/2008, -9/+61are you kidding me??!!! the only thing that was missing was some sort of pyrotechnics display. and maybe tigers. crazy. i guess amy's a pretty big deal. at least that's what they tell me.
  • michaelwong38, on 06/26/2008, -17/+2liked it
  • limezor2, on 06/26/2008, -12/+18Lucky Amy.
    • BryanTravers, on 06/26/2008, -3/+64Lucky Amy? Lucky groom. The dude is a troll and somehow he bagged this hot girl nobody can stop singing about.
      • honthraj, on 06/26/2008, -7/+1Dugg for "troll".

        Pretty women walking with gorillas down on my street.
  • GhostWithToast, on 06/26/2008, -6/+128Those people really like Amy. A lot.
    • rohcky, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1I don't think they like Amy. Seems to me like they.... LOVE HER!!!


      *I wonder how many diggers will get the reference...
    • douggmc, on 06/27/2008, -0/+1... actually ... I think what they REALLY like ... is to hear themselves sing. Typical theater types.
  • brycelb, on 06/26/2008, -28/+17And one more reason to never see a musical! I am amazed that people can tolerate this stuff. I was able to last about a minute before I couldn't stand it anymore.
  • tama00, on 06/26/2008, -6/+17dugg for oh what a night played at the end
  • jmk4422, on 06/26/2008, -4/+48Damn. I've given one man of honor speech in my life and suddenly I feel my effort was very inadequate.
  • retzed, on 06/26/2008, -9/+3This would be way more embarrassing then having your grandma bust out Happy Birthday to you in public.
  • iPirate, on 06/26/2008, -9/+49Anyone would be lucky to have friends like these.
  • g3ra1d0, on 06/26/2008, -4/+16i feel funny on the inside...and not in a good way.
  • gllopc, on 06/26/2008, -2/+260Good luck, dude - as apparently, your entire life will be all about Amy.
    • desertDenizen, on 06/26/2008, -0/+15Did you see how he went up there at the end, awkwardly trying to get in on the group hug and then walking away? Poor guy.
    • emmalillywilson, on 06/30/2008, -0/+0LOL...yes I saw that. Hope he intends for it to always be about Amy.
  • gracias, on 06/26/2008, -7/+238I need to get some gay friends.
    • mhuggins, on 06/26/2008, -3/+9heeeeeeey
    • wickensworth, on 06/26/2008, -2/+56Try Reddit
    • nibster, on 06/26/2008, -0/+6craigslist.org m4m section
    • bugerking3, on 06/26/2008, -5/+3anyone tired of of the gay comments?

      They did a music/dance number. I don't think that does enough to merit these comments.

      I thoroughly enjoyed the performance. I wouldn't call it being gay, i would call it being cultured in the fine arts.
      • gahal, on 06/27/2008, -0/+10Your gaydar is broken.
      • yourmightyruler, on 06/27/2008, -0/+6Someone's humor function has been disabled.
      • douggmc, on 06/27/2008, -0/+1bugerking3 .... come on now ... do you like to smoke pole?
  • IHaveIssues, on 06/26/2008, -5/+205Who has that many friends that can carry a tune?
    However this video makes my gaydar ping at moments.
    • jeremyosborne81, on 06/26/2008, -6/+23Musical theatre perfromance majors. Don't be jealous.
    • Mononuclear, on 06/26/2008, -2/+48most men of honor are gay. It isn't too often that a girls best friend is a straight guy and she marries someone else.
      • thirty6chambers, on 06/26/2008, -1/+45but that would make an awesome romantic comedy flick... wouldn't it?
        • Mononuclear, on 06/26/2008, -2/+9I am not a fan of romantic comedies
        • broncostt, on 06/27/2008, -1/+0it already has been made dude......
      • cobophers, on 06/26/2008, -2/+1Touche!
      • wild, on 06/26/2008, -4/+10Actually, I am straight, and my best friend is a girl. And we'll be each others respective Man of Honor/Best Woman. It happens.
        • ProjectGSX, on 06/26/2008, -2/+11In other words, Wild isnt out of the closet yet.
        • Vindexus, on 06/26/2008, -0/+4Friend zone?
        • wild, on 06/26/2008, -6/+2[In other words, Wild isnt out of the closet yet.]

          You;re probably dumb enough to think I would take that as an insult.
        • Issius, on 06/27/2008, -0/+6So are you coming out of the closet? Or do you just like when people think you're gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just curious.
    • BOFH2, on 06/26/2008, -2/+3I do, and only one of them is gay.
      • douggmc, on 06/27/2008, -0/+1***** ... the groom is gay too. Just look at that dufus. How else could he bag a hot chick like Amy unless there are two things involved:
        1) Gay groom is also rich by inheritance, hence Amy agreeing to marry the ogre.
        2) Gay groom must prove to rich father that he doesn't smoke dong, hence the "marriage".
    • scottperezfox, on 06/26/2008, -1/+13Obviously, they're part of that Broadway set. Those folks stick together ... it's very annoying.
    • ChzPlz, on 06/26/2008, -3/+5"moments"? Jeez, I think even the father of the groom is gay.
    • 7come11, on 06/26/2008, -0/+9Soooo do people ping your gaydar often?
  • nastronomical, on 06/26/2008, -5/+95I am sorry but at my wedding when someone gets up and gives a speech, i wanna hear weeping (ex) virgins, explosions and chuck norris toasting me off as i ride off into the abyss.
    • delvach, on 06/26/2008, -3/+53You fool! No man could survive being toasted by Chuck Norris. His congratulatory speech would literally TOAST you.
    • cobophers, on 06/26/2008, -0/+22I heard his toast is a roundhouse kick to the face. No one survives. Its a tragedy playwright.
      • Archon810, on 06/26/2008, -0/+12I call shenanigans - nobody can hear about Chuck Norris's toast and survive the terrible nightmares.
    • FrozenGonad, on 06/26/2008, -1/+1Oh, you said "toasting" you off. For a moment there I thought you said "tossing"... My mistake
  • WhiZa, on 06/26/2008, -7/+1If he's the "Best" man why is the bride not marrying him?
    • Mononuclear, on 06/26/2008, -0/+10He isn't the best man, he is the Man of honor, and he is gay...
  • userperson, on 06/26/2008, -6/+109It's supposed to be a straight marriage, right?
  • toonworld, on 06/26/2008, -13/+5Nicely done!! Epic win in my book!!
    • dalittle, on 06/26/2008, -1/+2Heh... I could not watch it all the way through. I thought Epic Fail.
  • FlyingPhotog, on 06/26/2008, -12/+4Brilliant idea and very well-executed. About 4 minutes too long though.
  • WCL23, on 06/26/2008, -15/+100CRINGE
    • dudefaceguyman, on 06/26/2008, -0/+17Looking through these comments, I thought I was the only one here who had a hard time watching this. Phew
    • whodoes, on 06/26/2008, -0/+4I imagine that if you like musicals that this must be the greatest video on the planet. I just kept suffering through it waiting for it to get funny in a way that justified all the drama club horror show. Im not making a judgment on the art form or those who love it, but for myself its all nails on a chalkboard. Id rather put out cigarettes on my testicles. Also, how does any one person have that many (straight?) friends that are into broadway?
  • avatarpalin, on 06/26/2008, -0/+96Thats what you get when your friends and relatives are the cast of Cats...
    • delvach, on 06/26/2008, -1/+9It was better than cats. I'm going to watch it. Again and again.
      • XHashmeerX, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1This was my 9th time seeing it!
      • DrDigg, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2Nice reference. I'll take old SNL skits for $100.
    • emmalillywilson, on 06/30/2008, -0/+0LOL....good one.
  • Miamisun, on 06/26/2008, -0/+63Man Brad really got the short end of that musical number.
  • smakaho2daflo, on 06/26/2008, -2/+6He is the man of honor? Wow. I thought it was going to be funny. At least she will never cheat on her husband with that guy.
  • ORD2FRA, on 06/26/2008, -1/+143Nah, my friend's was way better: "Just because you're ***** my sister, doesn't make you part of the family". Total truth, needless to say he was drunk at the time.
    • cobophers, on 06/26/2008, -0/+67And then it got awkward....
    • inajeep, on 06/26/2008, -0/+29Actually you did need to add that he was drunk because otherwise it would have been rude.
    • userperson, on 06/26/2008, -3/+14That's what I was looking for/expecting when I clicked on this video... I not only confused, but disappointed.
  • sw1val, on 06/26/2008, -3/+33That speech was really awful. I want my best man to be drunk and stumbling over his words and accidentally blurt out what went on at the strip club the night before. Finally it will all end with him getting to emotional and someone will have to grab the mic from him.
    • springsfromsalt, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2too emotional not to.....
    • atcrawford, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... "
  • justice7, on 06/26/2008, -10/+53I cant believe i just attempted to watch that; i feel slightly gayer now.
  • gttim, on 06/26/2008, -0/+37"And who here would sleep with Amy?"
    • glxyjones, on 06/26/2008, -0/+26I WOULD!

      (in an obnoxious over the top broadway singing voice)
    • heaintheavy, on 06/26/2008, -1/+34I would ***** a girl, named Amy.
      I certainly would bone, fair Amy.
      Over and over, until I'm sore and chafing.
      I feel bad for her husband right now...
    • pr0t0, on 06/26/2008, -1/+49I remember nights with Amy.
      Such blissful delights from Amy.
      Late at night, I’d phone her
      To come over and suck my boner…it’s true!
      I’d like a little Amy, wouldn’t you?
    • tmessing, on 06/26/2008, -3/+10Not any of the male cast members of that little show.
    • thetanman, on 06/26/2008, -0/+21Who remembers their first time, with Amy?
      When you asked her on a date she said "maybe."
      Took her out before you know,
      she was hot and good to go,
      I wish I could find her number, that Amy.
    • nibster, on 06/26/2008, -1/+14I had a drunk night with Amy.
      I put it in her butt, I think MAYBE.
      Now shes getting maried, to some short fairy,
      and probably will be carrying my baby.
    • coyoteblue, on 06/26/2008, -0/+5I remember my first time with Amy
      She said you'll get what you want if you pay me
      so for a buck and a half
      the best sex I've ever had
      and a rash that burns my junk like crazy
    • djcreamy, on 06/27/2008, -4/+2I once met a girl named Amy.
      Got drunk with some guy friends of Amy,
      Woke up in a bed,
      With an ass wet and red,
      I was raped by some guy friends of Amy!
  • lozzobear, on 06/26/2008, -11/+18That was excruciating.
  • soundman7718, on 06/26/2008, -1/+47I wish I had friends.
  • whisperedlie, on 06/26/2008, -15/+30how ***** irritating.
    • HumanGlitch, on 06/26/2008, -7/+1Thats what she said.

      Got em
      • SoulDesigner, on 06/26/2008, -0/+5Ok I give up why the ***** are you putting got em at the end of your posts.

        Chunga wunga.
  • chrgrose, on 06/26/2008, -6/+16And I... would eat.. out Amy.

    Also if this sets the standard for their marriage, I feel horribly sorry for the groom.
  • Dr.House, on 06/26/2008, -9/+173I watched that for about 1:30 and suddenly felt my penis gradually transform into a vagina
  • vexingmodstwo, on 06/26/2008, -5/+36Okay, I'll say it. Her husband? Gay.
  • AaronSTL, on 06/26/2008, -2/+60Always the man of honor, never the bride.
  • yerlordnsaveyer, on 06/26/2008, -8/+1MAN! I watched a vid from digg on break last night, stumbled on this and watched the whole thing. I nearly submitted it to digg, but I figured it had already been submitted (most things already have been). This morning? It has been posted 23 minutes ago, and is on the front page.

    Oh well, I like to think that if I had submitted it, it wouldn't have made the front page anyway, so I did the right thing by not telling anyone so you would all get to see it.
    • djAnakin, on 06/26/2008, -0/+4It has been submitted here before. I think twice.
    • yerlordnsaveyer, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1I love digg. I love people's comments...but I don't love commenting, because any time I post a legitimate and unbiased COMMENT I get dugg down like I wrote "ANOTHER 4 YEARS!"
  • coreyallen, on 06/26/2008, -8/+3News flash: Amy is a beard.
  • glxyjones, on 06/26/2008, -9/+50Not to be a dick, but how the hell did that guy get that girl? He looks like someone you see waiting in line for the latest WOW expansion pack.

    Maybe there is hope for diggers.
    • JT114881, on 06/26/2008, -3/+30Ahh shallow people. Gotta love em.
    • userperson, on 06/26/2008, -1/+1No, no hope, they're gay and doing it for the tax benefits/keeping up appearances ... well sort of.
    • mejusthavin, on 06/26/2008, -0/+6Actually I think they are all from NY. The reality in this city is there are like 5 girls for every straight guy. So yea most guys could get really lucky here.
    • Dulcinea80, on 06/26/2008, -0/+5Isn't it obvious? He's rich.
      • mejusthavin, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1And Jewish. They all have to be married off.
    • itsfullofstars, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1You made me laugh. Thanks!
    • emmalillywilson, on 06/30/2008, -0/+0You made me laugh too.
  • professorfurley, on 06/26/2008, -8/+5im glad i dont know people like that
    • BurnTees, on 06/26/2008, -1/+2and i'm sure they're glad they don't know you...see it works out for everyone!
  • djAnakin, on 06/26/2008, -12/+4Although this is old, it's still good.

    Also, what the hell is a 'man of honor'? He's called the Best Man.

    And it's also clear that most of the people in this post will die lonely.
    • audioscience, on 06/26/2008, -0/+15The dude was Amy's "maid of honor." Get it?
    • MistrBrownstone, on 06/26/2008, -0/+7He's not the Best Man. The Groom has a Best Man, that is not who was giving the speech. This guy was standing up for the BRIDE, which makes him the Maid(man) of Honor.
  • erohen, on 06/26/2008, -7/+35And that's why you don't have the flamboyantly gay guy as the best man....
    • carleethian, on 06/26/2008, -0/+8You do realize that he's the "maid of honor," right?
  • normalkid0615, on 06/26/2008, -11/+15stupid crap
  • crila, on 06/26/2008, -12/+28you mean worst man of honor speech....right?!
  • Th3Zodiac, on 06/26/2008, -10/+20Oh gawd, my stomach turned like the time I was forced to watch Gigli with my wife.
  • heaintheavy, on 06/26/2008, -1/+6Um, what about the groom?
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