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metacafe.com — I found this statue erected in a highly religious city. What kind of message do you think they're trying to put across?

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  • x123bv, on 05/21/2008, -2/+37I’ve been told that limp dicks point to hell…
  • hotsexynancy, on 05/21/2008, -11/+6they didnt have viagra
    • MmMmBakedBeans, on 05/22/2008, -0/+0yur wrong he was gay and that was his favorite curved dildo!
  • stevenscorsese, on 05/21/2008, -2/+61that religion must not have altar boys
  • Shpongly, on 05/21/2008, -2/+14i think it can be a very representative symbol for religion
  • hairypothead, on 05/21/2008, -8/+20Okay. That looks TOO MUCH like a wang not to be one, so I guess we can fold the hypothesis of an optical illusion. I'm guessing this is some kind of Mason sculpture. I don't know where you live man, but I'd run away from that place as fast as I could, if I were you! It's *EVIL*!


    EPIC OMEN OF EVERYTHING FOUL AND DESPICABLE.


    ... Or maybe the sculptor just had a Freudian slip. Can someone get Tom Cruise on the phone, to clear this up? Make sure to bring that Will Smith as well, I hear he's got experience dealing with supernatural creatures from *outer space*. You never know who could be behind this kind of bizarre urban decoration.


    Dude, whatever the case may be, that definitely looks like a wang.
  • marmenta, on 05/21/2008, -10/+4That sculptor didn't known Viagra...
    • sockpuppets, on 05/21/2008, -3/+17You had 5 words to type and you still ***** it up.
      • mikesbaker, on 05/21/2008, -1/+7Mar Menta (marmenta)
        A 29 year-old person from Argentina (AR) who joined Digg on May 10th, 2008

        gee I wonder why their english sucks
      • chenyu768, on 05/21/2008, -0/+7Hey at least they know two languages, i'm betting that's 100% more than most Americans.
        • leerayIG88, on 05/21/2008, -2/+3I know three..and I'm American...Does that make me a communist?
        • chenyu768, on 05/21/2008, -0/+2I don't get it when did communism and intellegence go hand in hand. So if i only knew 1 langauge i'd be capitalist? 4 a socialist?

          I'm just trying to state a fact that when people make fun of others for not speaking or writting perfect english, it doesn't degrade the person that you are making fun of, it degrades yourself. Especially if you only speak one language. We make fun of other people for trying to learn our language, yet we condemn them for not learning it right at the same time. Living in another country and not knowing the language is hard, it takes good people to point out what you are doing right and wrong, and it takes support.
  • retardedmango, on 05/21/2008, -2/+11Is this medieval porn?
    :)
  • MCA2142, on 05/21/2008, -2/+5Level 43 Spring-Dong = Gotta wait for the Limit Break. Then we'll see who's limp.
  • stfucupcake, on 05/21/2008, -0/+39Patron saint of male enhancement?
    • hobbla, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4More like patron saint of the ***** block. Look at how sad that guy looks... All limp and such... :(
  • OffPiste, on 05/21/2008, -14/+4***** no class eurotrash.
  • 1blogatiser, on 05/21/2008, -8/+4thought it was rather funny
  • bicyclethief, on 05/21/2008, -10/+3Grow up already.
  • VanHelsing82, on 05/21/2008, -7/+2Not sure whats going on here. It's like a cane, but not a cane, and it's like a *****, but not a *****.
  • Zippo, on 05/21/2008, -9/+2Lame... If your dick looks like that, please see a doctor.
  • Nhmarine, on 05/21/2008, -3/+4Wow, I never expected to see something representing flesh in the middle of that grey mettalic landscape that we drearily call a city. Usually one would only find representations of moderness, like the wierd nonsensical metal sculptures that idiots make their living off of, or just the wealth of skypscrapers, but to come across something that could be interpreted as what is beneath all the business suits and grey slabs of concrete..... wow.
    • hairypothead, on 05/21/2008, -1/+1wow, indeed - my thoughts exactly. I'm still thinking this is some mason voodoo thing.
  • jaychuck, on 05/21/2008, -0/+7And did you see that guys hat? It totally looks like a vagina.
  • floridiot2, on 05/21/2008, -4/+5What, like a man dick?
  • OffPiste, on 05/21/2008, -17/+2Looks like a depiction of Obama's foreign policies initiatives.
  • sciro, on 05/21/2008, -3/+0def gonna say limp dick
  • atrais, on 05/21/2008, -3/+2lol
  • Wartyboskfapped, on 05/21/2008, -5/+1IT'S A PENIS
  • Sornos, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4Freud is getting a real kick out of this.
  • destron, on 05/21/2008, -1/+7it's a dick stick! I want one too!
  • USCooper, on 05/21/2008, -5/+0Nope, it would have had to have been circumsized.
  • ligyron, on 05/21/2008, -0/+5What is the point of this video and why are people Digging it?
    • borez, on 05/21/2008, -2/+1Because it looks like a penis/I guess a lot of diggers are still at school
  • wjlaw100, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1Looks Like the start of a Viral Cialis Marketing Campaign...
  • JoaoPe, on 05/21/2008, -1/+3Nice photo: http://www.pedroguimaraes.net/fotocafe_v2/wp-conte ...

    Wikipedia: http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo%C3%A3o_Peculiar

    Google Maps with the statue square at the center:
    http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=41.55072,-8.42661&s ...

    The statue caused great controversy last year in Braga, a city north Portugal
  • caLt, on 05/21/2008, -0/+2Hail to Priapus;
    http://tr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resim:Priapos.jpg
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
    • shoc, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1FW: "He was best noted for his huge, permanently erect penis, which gave rise to the medical term priapism."

      so then why is there a limp one on his cane?
  • borez, on 05/21/2008, -3/+2giggle...it looks like a penis...giggle...I said penis...giggle

    /sarcasm
    • hairypothead, on 05/21/2008, -1/+1you laugh like a schoolgirl, and your sarcasm is redundant

      /trump
      • borez, on 05/22/2008, -0/+2That was the whole point of the comment kid, if you had a brain...you'd be lethal
  • ivosilva, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4That's not news here in Portugal (that statue is from Braga, a Portuguese City). If you look closely you'll find numerous sexual symbols inserted in religious surroundings. In Guimarães (another Portuguese City), decorating a church you can find a gargoyle performing auto-oral-sex...
  • FadieZ, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4Well at least we know where he got his name.
  • viruz, on 05/21/2008, -3/+2burried as Metacafe Spam
  • ivosilva, on 05/21/2008, -3/+3"I found this statue erected..." buried as innacurate.
  • seabass341, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3can't it be both?
  • GorfTron, on 05/21/2008, -0/+2Respect the *****!!
  • FlyCO, on 05/21/2008, -1/+2what a peculiar staff
  • MadEnvoy, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3Those wacky time travelers and their tricks.
  • wyzzerdd, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3whats auto oral sex?
  • jerrycurley, on 05/21/2008, -1/+1The Third Grade-ification of Digg continues unabated.
  • robotderek42, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3I love the obligatory slow-motion effect. It's like the statue is going to dart off any second.
  • buckygrad, on 05/21/2008, -1/+1It's a limp dick on a holy stick.
  • rainydaywoman, on 05/21/2008, -1/+1Anyone else read lamp dick and was totally confused by what a lamp dick was?

    Cough...
  • LittleFishChan, on 05/22/2008, -0/+2Researching religions and their origins is my hobby, and seeing this kind of a post is not surprising. Ancient pagan religions featured sex prominently in worship with orgies, temple prostitutes, and so on being the norm. Thus, the male genitals became prominent as an ancient pagan symbol. Perhaps you've seen this symbol before: ☥ It is called the "Crux Ansata" or the "Ankh." The top part is a circle, the bottom part is a "t". You can see the Crux Ansata featured in all kinds of old religious images, including ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. This symbol represents the male and female genital organs that, when combined, create life. Want to do some interesting research? Look up what the Holy Cross really represents. I guarantee if people knew they wouldn't have a necklace of it.
    If you dig deep enough, you'll find very disturbing things in the world of religion.
    • hairypothead, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1awesome! thanks for the info. altho It should be noted this statue was created last year : - /
    • LittleFishChan, on 05/23/2008, -0/+1Really? That's interesting. So maybe they haven't stopped incorporating sexual stuff in religious statues?
  • rockandrollmark, on 05/22/2008, -0/+3I can point it out... but he can't
  • whalt, on 05/22/2008, -0/+4He was just an old softie.
  • linuxtoast, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1nothing that a few alter boys can't fix.
  • drakethegreat, on 05/22/2008, -0/+2Big Floppy Donkey Dick
  • shalini552, on 05/22/2008, -1/+0Click this link & watch it!!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UQRY-T6h84
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