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LSD vs Alcohol vs Tree (hilarious cartoon)

wallout.com — Intoxicated People vs Green Tree

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  • MississippiLife, on 04/24/2008, -22/+74Totally hilarious and very accurate!
  • cybrspin, on 04/24/2008, -16/+25great stuff, worth a tonne of laughs :)
    • skeptic42, on 04/24/2008, -1/+48Dugg for ancient, Shakespearean language
    • MasterGrief, on 04/24/2008, -1/+10Why hast thou forsaken he?
      • Phyltre, on 04/24/2008, -1/+5Verily, thou must refute him as he doth rebuke his couth in this endeavor; show unto him the unkind turn of his ways, that he might repent.
        • Disease, on 04/24/2008, -1/+3I charge thee, speak!
          • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -1/+2Get ye flask.
          • flangepiece, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3I say Bob, I think this calls for a celebration. How about a game of cup and ball and a slab of tea at Mrs Miggins' pie shoppe?
          • XerxesOxalis, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2You can't get ye flask.
        • bosssmiley, on 04/24/2008, -3/+1trans: "buried"
    • StephC, on 04/24/2008, -7/+4teehehe
  • suzywang3000, on 04/24/2008, -29/+4the person who made that was on LSD.
  • friarcrazy, on 04/24/2008, -3/+442Apparently Ecstasy makes you a very efficient lumberjack.
    • ichbeineinrcg, on 04/24/2008, -2/+75...at which point you toss it over to the crackhead, who is substituting for a logging truck.

      And pot makes you grow to enormous proportions and smoke trees.
    • Swallowell, on 04/24/2008, -3/+87Now just imagine Chuck Norris on Ecstasy.
      • hammburglar, on 04/24/2008, -1/+15i think that would create some sort of wormhole to another dimension where trees cut you. or is that just soviet russia?
      • adadadada, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2I'd really rather not
        ; )
      • CarStan, on 04/24/2008, -0/+9idiot, everyone knows that ecstasy is made out of Chuck Norris' saliva
    • coachmcguirk, on 04/24/2008, -5/+11And that's ok...
    • Jenadae, on 04/24/2008, -2/+61You ever hold a chainsaw while on ecstasy? The vibrations man.
      • darkciti2, on 04/24/2008, -1/+5Awesome! I'm glad to know that it wasn't just me. ;)
      • neutralmind, on 04/24/2008, -0/+17I hope you were getting the vibes from the right end.
      • whataboutdave, on 04/24/2008, -0/+9"Chainsaws and stimulant psychedelics."

        Why I come to Digg for advice.
    • dsmx, on 04/24/2008, -15/+11Well, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
      I sleep all night and I work all day.

      He's a lumberjack and he's OK
      He sleeps all night and works all day....
    • hellotyler, on 04/24/2008, -0/+6Hell yes it does. Just groove to the whir of the chainsaw. You might feel a little guilty though, give a tree a hug, and say sorry.
    • Jashro, on 04/24/2008, -0/+6It's a requirement when you work for ikea.
      • synyster, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1i would thought is the main ingredient of their company launch
    • smizacks02, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1as do many things. like schwarzeneggar
    • trogle, on 04/24/2008, -5/+3Everyone knows the best E tabs are blue oxen
    • digitalpencil, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1Yes, and it would seem that Ikea operate the same policy.. explains a lot when you look over their assembly instructions
  • unicronband, on 04/24/2008, -13/+231LOLtrees?
  • woofer1125, on 04/24/2008, -4/+58Anyone notice the scared expression on the Tolkien tree?
  • arcooke, on 04/24/2008, -0/+258For some reason that reminds me of:
    http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~bedding/zidane.htm ...

    That head-butt thing is so funny.
    • akinnee, on 04/24/2008, -1/+10omg thats awesome.
    • RiotPig, on 04/24/2008, -1/+7Haha. This is funnier than the original link.
    • fluffyturtle, on 04/24/2008, -0/+42As seen by digg users: Falcon PUNCH!!!
    • X9001, on 04/24/2008, -4/+2That was all stolen from something awful
    • NevaDieENT, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1Dugg for use of ancient Gifs missing a couple though like the one where a cat shoots at him.
  • psyLover, on 04/24/2008, -4/+34To be completely honest, the last thing I want to do whenever I do ecstasy is cut down trees. I'd rather hug the tree. I guess I'm a hippy :)
    • commenter01, on 04/24/2008, -1/+9nah nah nah... on ecstasy, its what you do with the logs later on that matters...
    • FishRHuman2, on 04/24/2008, -1/+10I have been around trees while on ecstasy once in my life, and I really wasn't paying attention to the trees, I was laughing at all the jokes I'd ever been told.
      • commenter01, on 04/24/2008, -1/+4damn. i have a hard time remembering even just one out of the thousands i've been told. i have joke amnesia.
  • Historicast, on 04/24/2008, -2/+35I can vouch for them getting alcohol right.
    If anything it narrows your mind instead of expanding it.
  • skippyoh, on 04/24/2008, -3/+32Even as a purveyor of exotic chemicals I don't understand half of these.
    • Raxem, on 04/24/2008, -21/+2You're retarded.
    • darkciti2, on 04/24/2008, -3/+1You sell exotic chemicals? I don't think that "fertilizer" is considered exotic, but maybe that's just me...
    • mGARANDEUR1, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Yeah most drugs will not cause hallucinations but yet get all of this hype.
    • schrankage, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3hook a brother up.
    • jimmick, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1My basement is hardly exotic
    • DonnieMarco, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2More than likely some have been done by people who have never actually been a customer of such fine, upstanding members of the community such as yourself. More than likely based on the big brother propoganda crap that the government and the media love to perpetuate.
  • adh3isive, on 04/24/2008, -0/+7Ha, that shot in Commando was there purely so Arnold could show off the goods.
    • KMartSheriff, on 04/24/2008, -0/+4Damn right. Commando was the best movie ever made.
  • TJ11240, on 04/24/2008, -4/+11I thought 'Tree' meant marijuana
  • CMaff24, on 04/24/2008, -0/+87psilocybes are the same as shrooms right? this guy must be trippin
    • citydragon, on 04/24/2008, -0/+10Well to be fair that depends on what mushrooms you're necking.
    • innocentsinner, on 04/24/2008, -1/+6These were probably by different people as a photoshop contest
    • subterfuge, on 04/24/2008, -2/+10psilocybe cubensis is the most common species of shrooms. the two main components to shrooms are psilocybin and psilocin. however, psilocybin is converted to psilocin in the body, which is the chemical that causes hallucinations. so "psilocybes" would refer to the genus of mushrooms that contain hallucinogens
      • Genetico, on 04/24/2008, -0/+15And knowing is half the battle!
        • danwallace, on 04/24/2008, -1/+5G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE.
      • citydragon, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2Has no-one heard of Amanitas?
        • kaniz, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1and Amantia's are nothing like 'shrooms', and do not contain psilocybin or psilocin and produce a completely different high. Many kids see "zomg, I can get Amantias legally off of the net" thinking they are shrooms, and end up getting something completely different. Generally when people say "shrooms", they mean magic mushrooms, which usually means ones that contain Psiocybin
    • brian4572, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2ask Jack Black
    • spyd3rweb, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2Amanita Muscaria is not a psilocybe, and it is 100% legal.
      • rentmitchum, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1That is true, but people don't refer to them as "shrooms" generally. It contains substances not really related to the tryptamines in traditional 'shrooms'.
      • argonlightray, on 04/27/2008, -0/+1...plus if you don't know what you are doing with Fly Agarics you can get very sick and/or eat it's cousin Amanita phalloides (Death Cap)
        Still though if dried and allowed to cure it can be an incredible and mind expanding trip. Ask the native siberians.
  • hydratedsquash, on 04/24/2008, -0/+186Ive never tried beaver. Im curious.
  • computerusr, on 04/24/2008, -3/+93This answered all the questions I ever had about drugs.
    • KMartSheriff, on 04/24/2008, -0/+12Seriously. Why don't they just show this ***** in High School?
    • klick37, on 04/24/2008, -0/+5Drugs and Chuck Norris.
    • po43292, on 04/24/2008, -0/+4Dru....drugs are bad, mkay?
  • HateMailInc, on 04/24/2008, -8/+4This is one of the most entertaining cartoons ever.
  • xmizzbojanglesx, on 04/24/2008, -4/+12ummm Huh?
  • LiquidCure, on 04/24/2008, -14/+2Buried! Shrooms and Psilocybes are the same thing.
    • AaronStatic, on 04/24/2008, -1/+10Buried! Only if they are psilocybin mushrooms.
  • allengeer, on 04/24/2008, -3/+66why does he carry the tree away for cocaine. i dont get it.
    • PtoS382, on 04/24/2008, -2/+16Cocaine makes you a tank, ever seen Scarface?
    • fanclerks, on 04/24/2008, -1/+3It looked like he was gonna use it for a straw to me. Snort the dark area to the right...
    • SpookyPig, on 04/24/2008, -0/+96One of my neighbors stole an oven for crack.

      A ***** OVEN.
      • jjremy, on 04/24/2008, -0/+32That's when you know it's time to move out of the neighbourhood.
        • SpookyPig, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1It's actually a decently good neighborhood.

          Also, just to add to the "wtf-ness" of the story, it turned out to be my best friend's uncle. Who i had no idea lived in the area.
      • arrrapirate, on 04/24/2008, -0/+6yeah man, you totally gotta get some new neighbors.
      • cubbiesx, on 04/24/2008, -0/+4well how else are you going to make crack if you don't have an oven?
      • mrm3x1can, on 04/24/2008, -0/+14One of my neighbors stole crack for an oven

        ***** crack
      • ZimJimmy, on 04/24/2008, -0/+33One of my ovens stole my neighbor for crack.

        My ***** NEIGHBOR.
      • ZeroIce, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8One my cracks stole my oven for my neighbor.

        My ***** OVEN.
      • vidiot2332, on 04/24/2008, -0/+29One of stoles cracked my neighbor for an oven.

        My ***** Stole
      • jimmick, on 04/24/2008, -3/+9holy *****
        new meme
    • BakaDrgn, on 04/24/2008, -0/+19Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
      • maxmccabe, on 04/24/2008, -4/+2no it isn't, is average, very expensive and makes you into an arrogant bastard
        oh and it is very addictive..
      • wassupdolphin, on 04/24/2008, -0/+0I only tried it once at a party where I was the only girl and the only heterosexual.

        It was awkward.
    • apophenic, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2In South America, cocaine comes in trees.
  • helix2626, on 04/24/2008, -4/+1soo freakin funny
  • jonmlm, on 04/24/2008, -2/+15first couple were funny. would be better if they were spread out a bit in daily doses.
    • JordanTW90, on 04/24/2008, -1/+12So this could be frontpage everyday for a week? Step 4 would invariably be PROFIT!
    • anarchyinthekr, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3doses FTW!
  • Steven8890, on 04/24/2008, -6/+2Very cool and very original.
  • dbdrum, on 04/24/2008, -3/+4The cocaine one takes the 'best of show' award, so far.
  • lukemandese, on 04/24/2008, -0/+78Let it be know, Arnold Shwarzenegger is Lenin with a chain saw.
  • shakbhaji, on 04/24/2008, -2/+29Cocaine's a helluva drug.
  • x0rcist, on 04/24/2008, -3/+14Wow. That page was far better than expected. Dugg.
  • farkis, on 04/24/2008, -13/+1How do I get rid of this virus on my taskbar? It only shows up when I have AOL open when I connect to my modem. Can someone please help me?
    • dh122, on 04/24/2008, -0/+23OK, OK, here's your problem. You're using AOL.
    • vertexoflife, on 04/24/2008, -3/+6Get linux.
      • farkis, on 04/24/2008, -0/+0Can I download that from the Microsoft library section on AOL? When I download I get around 2.1k on a good day when there aren't a lot of squirrels around.
    • Armughan, on 04/24/2008, -0/+0Retard!
  • Dested, on 04/24/2008, -1/+7Dugg solely because the psilocybes guy is looking at the ground.
  • mrmount, on 04/24/2008, -1/+3Strip tease... On a tree ? Bring it on, I say!
  • deadlift, on 04/24/2008, -4/+1wish I could get some acid in the NYC area

    hehe
    • PeckerSlap, on 04/24/2008, -1/+11if you cant get acid in nyc, you cant get acid anywhere.
      • xKorrix, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1I am gonna have to agree to that. I live in Wisconsin and can find it.
        • deadlift, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1you hang out with the cool kids obviously
  • zeusthemoose, on 04/24/2008, -4/+2That was full of win.
  • fudged71, on 04/24/2008, -4/+1That just made my day
  • raydeen, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8lol at the mmorpg tree :D
  • magneteye, on 04/24/2008, -3/+3Now just imagine Chuck Norris on Amphetamine!
  • MuffinPatrol, on 04/24/2008, -2/+107I probably should be studying for finals.

    ...ohh penis theft on rise? that looks interesting.
    • trav12221, on 04/24/2008, -1/+19***** finals
    • keviniskool, on 04/24/2008, -0/+25With penis theft this rampant, finals are the least of your worries.
      • XerxesOxalis, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Hey, it is magical penis theft, get it right. Damn Voodoo.
    • X9001, on 04/24/2008, -0/+7Yeah, technically I'm on a spree
    • outsid3rNo17, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3Also, get yourself a copy of GTA IV.
  • Warcrack, on 04/24/2008, -1/+3The title is slightly misleading. I almost wasn't going to check this out.
  • woofers07, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8I wanna make the first two into a t-shirt
  • TehUberGeeK, on 04/24/2008, -1/+7This reminds me of the Modern Lifestyle Chart.
    http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34 ...
  • Derfy, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1I don't think I've seen anything more awesome and thought inducing than this.
  • DickInyerhole, on 04/24/2008, -1/+14more like stripTREES

    but seriously folks...
  • finethug, on 04/24/2008, -2/+2my penis is priceless...
  • Zlorp, on 04/24/2008, -0/+5did anyone else think something different when they saw the suicide one?
  • jeffh4, on 04/24/2008, -0/+5Anyone get the Lenin one? Did he have an anecdote like George Washington or something?
  • OfNumbers, on 04/24/2008, -8/+3Psilosybes? Extasy? Buried.
    • DonnieMarco, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Have you ever tried to use a dictionary whilst off your face?
  • happyisdeb, on 04/24/2008, -1/+13The 'shroom' tree should be accurately titled 'Ecstasy'.
    I've never wanted to hug a tree or see it light up like a rave while on shrooms. Only sit next to one, stare at it and question the similarities between us.

    ...Oh jeez.
  • wrillo, on 04/24/2008, -6/+2metric system = theory
  • Scira, on 04/24/2008, -1/+4MMORPG tree is inaccurate, There should be 15 people int eh default outfit surrounding it.
    • djchester, on 04/24/2008, -3/+6The point on the MMORPG tree is that you get points for doing totally stupid monotonous tasks which I as a FPS gamer find enormously funny. :D
      • boo19, on 04/24/2008, -1/+6Yes, much better than shooting people with the same weapons on the same maps day in, day out.
        • djchester, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1except that shooting people never gets monotonous. stabbing a tree on the other hand..
  • Genetico, on 04/24/2008, -2/+1Ironic slogan!
  • dtfinch, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1Suicide - according to witnesses
  • DragonGirl724, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2alcohol: the guy should be peeing on the tree.
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