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Our Lord the Flying Spagetti Monster spotted

venganza.org — Rejoice, my brothers and sisters. The Spaghetti Monster is with you. Blessed are you among sauces, and blessed is the spice from your shaker. Heated meatsauce, monster of taste, pray for us non-pirates now and at the hour of our hunger. RAmen

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  • SeventhSon, on 07/14/2008, -13/+764If that isn't proof of divine intervention, I don't know what is.
    • fr3ddy, on 07/14/2008, -2/+83His noodlie appendage has touched our world
    • wontstoptalking, on 07/14/2008, -2/+125I once saw the Flying Spagetti Monster on a poptart. I didn't dare eat it.
      • styx31989, on 07/14/2008, -0/+31Then you have saved yourself from a horrible fate, my friend.
      • sherifftruman, on 07/14/2008, -20/+4I see the Flying Spaghetti Monster every time I throw spaghetti and meatballs in the air.
      • Nevermor7, on 07/14/2008, -0/+13I bought that pop tart on Ebay!
      • scyfer222, on 07/14/2008, -0/+9I hear its quite Sac'rilicious.
      • EtherGnat, on 07/14/2008, -0/+17No, the FSM on a pop-tart is snackrilegious.
      • Puffles, on 07/15/2008, -1/+2Wait, aren't you SUPPOSED to eat it? I mean, it's spaghetti, so wouldn't NOT eating it bet sacrilege?
    • BowieX, on 07/14/2008, -2/+121Nor should you have; it would have given you divine indigestion.
    • lennybird, on 07/14/2008, -2/+49There seems to be more proof to Lord Spaghetti Monster's existence, than any other religion's god.

      All hail the divine!
    • macweirdo42, on 07/14/2008, -2/+45Gaze upon it, nonbelievers, and be touched by his noodly appendage.
    • lazersailer, on 07/14/2008, -5/+75The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
      I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
      I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
      I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
      I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go ***** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
      I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bitches.
      I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
      Ending poverty
      Curing diseases
      Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
      I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
      I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
      I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.
    • Cofaloaf, on 07/14/2008, -2/+108I used to be atheist. But now I can truly believe.
    • onwardknave, on 07/14/2008, -28/+5Treating Pastafarianism like it's a real religion is missing the whole point of its original inception; i.e. Spaghettimonsterism, or whatever its followers wish to call it, has become less thought-provoking analogy or allegory, and more farce, fad, and me-tooism. I find I'm taken more seriously, and draw less defensive postures from others, when I use Russell's teapot analogy instead. All those who digg me down (and I know some will), yes, I realize it's a joke. What I want is for you to realize that its purpose was not originally so, but more of a mockery through analogy to highlight the failings in reasoning of theists.
      • redlantern64, on 07/14/2008, -2/+17You're new around here, aren't you?
      • Kidtuf, on 07/14/2008, -3/+19I fail to see how this doesn't highlight the "failings in the reasoning of theists". Those of us who pretend to take this seriously based on coincidental photos and burnt pastries are making a mockery of those who TRULY believe that Mary is on a tortilla or that a divine being heals people at his whim.

        I think you are correct that the FSM is not the best way to debate theists in a one on one scenario. You would be remiss however to completely discount the effectiveness of the meme to make those around us who truly believe in a deity to feel foolish, and goodness willing, actually question their beliefs.
      • Fordi, on 07/14/2008, -1/+12You fail to recognize the millions of teapotists around the world.
      • Phyraxus, on 07/14/2008, -1/+7YOU ARE SUCH A BIGOT! TEAPOTISTS ARE REAL BELIEVERS! HOW DARE YOU FOR NOT ACCEPTING THEIR FAITH AS SINCERE!
      • PeeEqualsNP, on 07/14/2008, -3/+0@ Kidtuf
        So what of us theists who do question our beliefs, constantly might I add, and still believe? There are a lot of theists that believe blindly and preach the "you'll burn if you don't believe" sermon, which you (and myself in most situations) find offensive. However, you make a false (and bigoted) assumption that all religious followers are wrong and that if they would only question their beliefs and do some research, they would "see the light" and realize the error of their ways... sounds an awful lot like your preaching the opposite message but in the same way as those you disagree with. There are plenty of biologists, physicists, astronomers and other scientists that see science, accept it, and also believe in God. I do agree with you on one point though, it would do everyone on both sides a lot of good to do research before opening their mouths
      • TsuruchiBrian, on 07/14/2008, -2/+4It's weird how you can have a problem with one and not the other. These analogies are almost identical. The only difference is that with one I have a good excuse to dress up like a pirate for religious observance.
      • otros, on 07/14/2008, -2/+1Wait, so it's not intended as a joke but as a mockery?

        I think you have to choose a side there.
    • xkleenexk, on 07/14/2008, -16/+7Everyone one knows that you moron. Its a mockery of religion with a sense of humor, which is one reason why its such a successful counter-argument to religion. It was originally an open letter to a schoolboard to show the blatant logical fallacy in teaching intelligent design in our schools, and was clearly designed to be hilariously ridiculous to prove a point.

      relax.
    • GregFD3S, on 07/14/2008, -4/+12FSM's son, Parmesan Cheesus:

      http://www.indojin.com/shop-online/catalog/images/ ...
      • mightycbu, on 07/14/2008, -2/+5i thought he was killed by his wife: the Dutchess of Gouda
      • fcukthisgame, on 07/14/2008, -1/+8You're pushing it a little too far. And it was a cheesy joke.
      • rowjimmy, on 07/15/2008, -0/+3who the ***** buys parmesan cheese online>?
      • ninepointfive, on 07/15/2008, -0/+1lol. Parmesan Cheesus!
    • Ladymongoose, on 07/14/2008, -2/+10The FSM won't count as a real religion until it's spotted in some food product.
    • doublebummer, on 07/14/2008, -2/+8Look, we all love the FSM. The real question is: where are we going to meet so that we can compare footwear?
      • subliminalurge, on 07/14/2008, -9/+1"Look, we all love the FSM."

        Untrue.
      • doublebummer, on 07/15/2008, -2/+1I shall pray that the FSM does not smite the.
    • KJSatz, on 07/15/2008, -1/+2RAmen.
  • CDWMobile, on 07/14/2008, -14/+219And his Queen, Palm Tree head....
    • Sarcasmooo, on 07/14/2008, -1/+89What blasphemy is this? She's a carrot, and anyone who believes differently is certainly not a member of MY denomination of spaghetti-monsterism.
      • chicofaraby, on 07/14/2008, -0/+35Cast off the shoe and follow the gourd...
      • IPublius, on 07/14/2008, -0/+24Since when do carrots split at the bottom into two legs? You, sir, clearly need to re-examine your beliefs.
      • Sarcasmooo, on 07/14/2008, -0/+23@IPublius

        You're not believing hard enough. It's just a tower in front of her.
      • Tyrghast, on 07/14/2008, -0/+31We all rise from the same credo, why must there be so much division amongst the devout?
      • Sarcasmooo, on 07/14/2008, -0/+25That sounds like the language of appeasement to me. I bet you're a palmtreean as well. I should boil you in a pan on high for 10 to 12 minutes until your soul is al dente.
      • JasonHaley, on 07/14/2008, -14/+1His queen kind of reminds me of fireworks.
      • CuntryBoner, on 07/15/2008, -0/+5Heresy! How dare you compare Her Sanctimonious Majesty Mother Celery Stalk to a lowly palm tree or carrot! Blasphemy!
      • ch4os1337, on 07/15/2008, -0/+1http://www.tigeradio.com/user/content_images/mr-n- ...
      • Smills, on 07/15/2008, -0/+3Apparently the Pastafarian religion is beginning to split into sub-groups. It is a true religion indeed!
      • SPRFRKR, on 07/15/2008, -0/+2You damn Southern Orthodox Pastafaris will burn for your heresy!
    • futebollounge, on 07/14/2008, -3/+10FSM slightly reminds me of Tangela the pokemon... dont ask how i know the name.. ok i googled.
  • MaddieCakes, on 07/14/2008, -7/+366Oh my FSM.
  • tehpwnerofn00bs, on 07/14/2008, -16/+661rAmen
    • c89a, on 07/14/2008, -27/+3where is the "i see what you did there" comment?
    • TreatsTheBear, on 07/14/2008, -19/+3Oh, there it is.
    • bwjacket, on 07/14/2008, -5/+43what a punny guy
    • Books, on 07/14/2008, -9/+1That's my name, auto-digg.
    • 5urr3al5am, on 07/14/2008, -14/+2Haven't seen that one before -- speaks volumes of the originality of the dig crowd ... 200+ diggs?
    • sauronsmatrix, on 07/14/2008, -4/+20*cough* in this submission's description *cough*
      • groo68, on 07/14/2008, -2/+6speaks volumes about the "dig crowd"
      • rac1234, on 07/15/2008, -0/+1groo68, you might want to look more closely at the name of this website.
    • Ryvenn, on 07/15/2008, -1/+4Mmm... Ramen...
    • Mike104961, on 07/15/2008, -0/+1Ohhh...I see what you did there!
    • rac1234, on 07/15/2008, -0/+1The poster already thought of that joke. Read the description.
  • dkol97, on 07/14/2008, -16/+51Nice, I was there (Seattle)
    • BowieX, on 07/14/2008, -3/+6Pffft. Don't lie. You're just saying that.

      Don't you know that lies make entrée flying spaghetti monsters cry.. er... become saucier around the meatballs? :,-(
      • groo68, on 07/14/2008, -0/+1saucy meat balls eh? kinky.
      • ep53, on 07/15/2008, -1/+2Except this was 14th Of July (Bastille), in Cannes, and took place know where near Seattle.
    • EarlOfLade, on 07/14/2008, -0/+9Is that you, O Prophet Mac. A Roni?
    • mrASSMAN, on 07/14/2008, -0/+4The Seattle event was incredible.. I watched it on TV.. (it was broadcast in HD so it felt like I was there haha)
    • tdogg241, on 07/14/2008, -0/+11Between His appearances at the Fremont Solstice Parade and the Pride Parade, I think the FSM has officially designated Seattle a holy place.
    • ryansimbalist, on 07/15/2008, -0/+4Flying Spaghetti Monster is everywhere.
  • midgetxman3, on 07/14/2008, -8/+71Its so beautiful
  • neuens07, on 07/14/2008, -38/+8Is that satan to the lower right of the FSM?
    • Asvetic, on 07/14/2008, -3/+39Haha, you believe in Satan...
      • TheTaoOfBill, on 07/14/2008, -0/+15The only part of Christianity that is correct is angels.

        Afterall...

        Angel hair pasta has to come from somewhere...
  • fireinbergen, on 07/14/2008, -9/+102Rejoice brothers and sisters, our Lord has arisen.
  • wtfersk8s, on 07/14/2008, -6/+274Eat that Dawkins!
    • MooseTaag, on 07/14/2008, -2/+75Eat the FSM? I'd like to see him try...
      • CedEx, on 07/14/2008, -0/+13If Dawkins attended communion last night at my dinner table, he might have eaten the body of the lord.
    • Elliottx, on 07/14/2008, -14/+7Wasn't Dawkins the one who proposed the idea of the FSM? Or have I been watchin too much south park?
      • onlyaftersunset, on 07/14/2008, -1/+41Way too much South Park.
      • mrgermy, on 07/14/2008, -6/+11No shame in too much South Park though.

        Dawkins did propose the idea just to say if God is possible why not a flying spaghetti monster?

        FSM seems way more. . .attention grabbing and I like it.
      • lazersailer, on 07/14/2008, -2/+29NO! Idiots! It was a college student from Oregon State University!
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Fly ...
      • theonlyjoker, on 07/14/2008, -1/+1lazersailer, what they mean by saying:

        "Dawkins did propose the idea just to say if God is possible why not a flying spaghetti monster?"

        Is that he was answering a point put to him about "that If "God" is possible then the following of the Flying spaghetti monster is possible as well" (not the exact words but off the top of my head)
    • bosssmiley, on 07/14/2008, -0/+11Why would you want FSM to eat Dawkins?
    • hivoltage815, on 07/14/2008, -0/+8with some marinara sauce and some cheese on top.
      • gropo, on 07/14/2008, -0/+7I see you are a Marinarian. Do not incite the wrath of We who have been truly touched by His Noodly Appendage, the Bolognesians.
      • Smills, on 07/15/2008, -0/+3Indeed, only the Bolognesians truly understand the FSM. You Marinarians are heathens!
    • m0laria, on 07/14/2008, -0/+11Actually, Dawkins does not deny the possibility that a super intelligent alien creature could have designed life.
      • IllBeBack, on 07/14/2008, -0/+4But who/what created the super-intelligent alien creature?

        Infinite abstraction trumps all theories except the truth.
      • browwiw, on 07/15/2008, -1/+7That's actually the point Dawkins was making. Any intelligence appropriately developed enough to create life, itself had to be created. Other wise, you fall into infinite regression (which is the phrase you were looking for).

        Personally, I prefer the anthropic theory: spontaneous formation of life has to be not only possible but probable because we're alive to talk about it. Life exists because there are planets in the universe capable of supporting life, not the other way around.
      • Andrwmorph, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1Don't believe everything Ben Stein tells you.
  • Elliottx, on 07/14/2008, -8/+96His noodleness hath graced us with his presence,
  • Hetman, on 07/14/2008, -14/+76FSM doesnt need to walk on water it can fly. Take that Jebus. Your tricks our old and do not inspire anyone. I have seen chris angel walk on water. How hard can it be if that deuch can do it.
    • kayala, on 07/14/2008, -12/+9CRISS angel. CRISS.
      • FoghornLeghorn, on 07/14/2008, -1/+47DOUCHE. DOUCHE.
      • josephbloseph, on 07/14/2008, -1/+16DOUCHE.
      • norm7, on 07/14/2008, -0/+21knowing how to spell chris angel's name is not something you should be proud of.
      • kayala, on 07/14/2008, -3/+8Hey, I was a fan (*was*). Angel beats the hell out of Blaine.
      • perogi21, on 07/14/2008, -0/+11That's like saying Manilow beats Hasselhoff.
      • darkciti2, on 07/15/2008, -0/+1That's like saying Piss is better than *****.

        Some of us don't give a rat's ass that he spells his name wrong.
    • CsHiRrIhSc, on 07/14/2008, -25/+0ya back in those days all JC did was use his carpentry skills and made him some fine props.... my fav though is his resurrection performance which must have taken many years to perfect...sorta like that magic trick where the lady gets cut in half. I think the real deuch's are people who discredit what they cant explain who seem to only be "tricking" themselves. so if your FSM cant give you any truth maybe a bible will...give that a try.
      • Phearce, on 07/14/2008, -0/+6LOL. For "truth" you should enlighten yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Mons ...
      • CrudOMatic, on 07/14/2008, -2/+5How's this for truth:

        Jesus Christ is a story, made up by Roman Politicians and nothing more.

        Ever thought it was a little wierd that the jews always refused to believe in JC? Me too. Maybe they don't believe because they KNEW it was Catholic *****.

        ***** retro-active lies.
      • xgkx, on 07/15/2008, -0/+1No. Lies told by powerful people to control the masses. Couldn't happen.
      • gcnaddict, on 07/15/2008, -0/+1I'm back as the advocate from hell!

        CHRISchris, I'd like to ask you something:
        Can you find proof for any of Mr. Christ's magical acts? You know, like walking on water and being resurrected? I'm not a fan of the stories these religions make (Moses v. Ramses in an epic staff-snake battle, Christ's resurrection, Muhammad... did he do anything supernatural? No idea, but he was still kinda odd, you know with the whole ascending to heaven without death and reciting the entire Quran from God over the course of a single night thing), but Christianity has a knack for creating the most BS. A quick look at indulgences during the dark ages and the ever-so-popular crusades sorta helps to prove this point.

        Back to my question: can you prove that Jesus died and came back to life? Can you prove the rest of his miracles? Can you prove that he's the son of God? Believe in him as a prophet trying to spread good word, sure, but please don't believe in him as a half-deity. That defeats the purpose of believing in just one God in the first place.
    • Hetman, on 07/14/2008, -1/+23Really that is how he spells his name. Wow he is one giant turd sandwich.
      • CsHiRrIhSc, on 07/14/2008, -10/+2.... lol, guess i was wrong to think you had anything valid to say
    • rockefeller2, on 07/14/2008, -0/+35I'm gonna nominate this comment for top grammar *****-up of the year.
      • Hetman, on 07/14/2008, -0/+16Before you do that, I would reccomend going to through my history. Because I do not think this is as bad as it gets.
      • frieddonuts, on 07/15/2008, -0/+1I picked out one spelling error and one superfluous "to" in that comment, so I think that you're correct (not that I'm any better).
    • Whackly, on 07/14/2008, -0/+7As hard as knowing the difference between our and are and/or knowing how to spell douche.
    • BowieX, on 07/14/2008, -5/+1Deuch? Well ladidaaaa Mr French-Speaking Person, there.
      • TreatsTheBear, on 07/14/2008, -0/+2It's a car hole.
      • josephbloseph, on 07/15/2008, -0/+0Actually, according to wikipedia, even the french spell it douche.
      • BowieX, on 07/16/2008, -0/+1I know, I actually studied and speak French. But it sounds like an attempt to spell a word he doesn't know how to spell as though it were French, and he comes up with a portmanteau of "deux" and "douch(e)".
    • dk911, on 07/14/2008, -1/+8Deuch? You wouldn't happen to mean "douche" would ya?
    • skyshock1, on 07/14/2008, -2/+7You dummy. You spelled doosh wrong.

      ;)
    • purelithium, on 07/14/2008, -0/+4"Your tricks our old and do not inspire anyone."

      You, sir, are a grammar nightmare.
  • dinobot, on 07/14/2008, -9/+32It's so...beautiful
  • dtd00d, on 07/14/2008, -41/+10Slightly off topic but
    FSM vs Xenu: Who would win?
    • eclipse007, on 07/14/2008, -2/+78Of course FSM!
      Xenu is not real anyway.
    • KlogereEndGrim, on 07/14/2008, -0/+6Xenu ate my babies.

      FSM puked them up for me!

      FSM IS GREAT HONORED BE ITS NOODLY APPENDAGES!
  • samoan27, on 07/14/2008, -25/+7But can you sell it on eBay?
  • Pinkertinkle, on 07/14/2008, -6/+67 May FSM have mercy on us all.
  • RadioFreeOpium, on 07/14/2008, -6/+192Was the photographer who took that picture blinded by his holy image?
    • wontstoptalking, on 07/14/2008, -2/+85He was instantly killed in glory.
      • Wakuko, on 07/14/2008, -0/+26He was rewarded in heaven with 40 virgin pasta dishes waiting for him to pitch the fork!

      • MacEnvy, on 07/14/2008, -0/+25And a stripper factory and a beer volcano.
      • ian937262, on 07/15/2008, -0/+1Thank you for my new mantra
    • Atomic05, on 07/14/2008, -0/+33It was a miracle in itself that the camera didn't explode.
      • darkciti2, on 07/15/2008, -0/+1FSM made that happen - he's that good (and tasty).
    • pantone286, on 07/15/2008, -0/+4He was turned into a pillar of parmesan.
  • cragnous, on 07/14/2008, -9/+27Praise be our Lord the FSM!
  • TwistyMcFister, on 07/14/2008, -23/+7I, for one, welcome our Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster........All Hail!!!
  • LlamaKing, on 07/14/2008, -11/+322Take that other religions! At least we have PROOF our divine being exists!
    • dk911, on 07/14/2008, -3/+35I have proof our divine being exists:

      http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1173068032/ch0026790
      • Phearce, on 07/14/2008, -3/+11Wait: doesn't that prove there _is no god_? I mean, surely the mediocre acting alone should have gotten the entire crew struck down from on high?
      • caramba420, on 07/14/2008, -4/+11@phearce

        The dude who played Jesus in Passion of the Christ actually got struck by lightning TWICE during the filming of the movie.

        http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3209223.s ...
      • centran, on 07/14/2008, -8/+3@caramba420
        He got hit by lightning twice and didn't die. Wasn't even phased...
        I would say that was Gods way of sending down "awesome" upon him.
      • Juan_Bond, on 07/14/2008, -0/+5actually it says the assistant director got hit twice, not Caviezel
      • Smills, on 07/15/2008, -0/+4@ Caramba
        That's because he was spreading a false religion. Christians do not even acknowledge the existence of the FSM, no wonder he tried to smite that actor.
    • SilverBack101, on 07/14/2008, -1/+18Then you obviously haven't seen the multitude of Jesus pancakes and potato Virgin Mary's floating about on the Internets. >_>

      If anything my money is on Cthulhu.
    • GSVNoFixedAbode, on 07/15/2008, -0/+8Nooooooooooooooo! Proof means that faith is irrelvant, and without faith He is nothing! I bet he can't have lasted more than about 5 seconds in the sky before he vanished in a puff of logic! Oh, curse the day!
    • Thefatheroftime, on 07/15/2008, -0/+2"BoB" disagrees.
  • soupdawg30, on 07/14/2008, -89/+10Dumb
    • wontstoptalking, on 07/14/2008, -5/+52Do not doubt the power of the Flying Spagetti Monster, or he will smite you!
    • 5urr3al5am, on 07/14/2008, -20/+4Of course it's dumb.. its 'counter-cultural' and everything digg... hence the hits
    • xz9925, on 07/14/2008, -1/+9oh yea? You're dumb!
    • 3chansen, on 07/15/2008, -5/+1Well said. "FSM" people just like to make asshat remarks towards God. Unlucky for them too.
  • Boagrius, on 07/14/2008, -11/+6FSM hear our prayer!
  • xiambax, on 07/14/2008, -11/+5YES!!!!!!
  • jenel, on 07/14/2008, -22/+3I bet I can spot 100 FSMs.
    • konezero, on 07/14/2008, -2/+6I bet you can't!
    • ParaSwarm, on 07/14/2008, -1/+6There is only one FSM. Do not take his noodles in vain, jenel. Nor seek to worship other idols, such as the blasphemous tortellini beast.
  • halonumber14, on 07/14/2008, -9/+88that reminds me, i saw the big bang in my toast this morning.
    • dk911, on 07/14/2008, -1/+22Problem was, you couldn't see anything before it, right?
    • frieddonuts, on 07/15/2008, -0/+3Rule 34?
    • krwlngindark, on 07/15/2008, -3/+1I blew a big bang in your mom's eye last night.
  • Wubbawucky, on 07/14/2008, -16/+2Pastafarians unite and sacrifice thy's first child in the coming of our Lord FSM!!! PRAISE BE HE!
    • gyver, on 07/15/2008, -0/+2Pastafarians don't sacrifice humans, they don their pirate outfits and help the environment. Occasionally feasting on complex carbs.
  • iwillforgetthis, on 07/14/2008, -7/+46Nice meatballs.
  • ConfusedCartman, on 07/14/2008, -61/+40Mirror: http://baysideproducts.com/store/images/windsor_ch ...
    • vexingmodstwo, on 07/14/2008, -2/+8LMAO!
    • mr0nine2five, on 07/14/2008, -1/+8you bastard.

      At least that wasn't the worst you could do
    • colem, on 07/14/2008, -2/+1Nice ahaha!
    • Cornrider, on 07/14/2008, -2/+1That was hilarious, HA HA Good one! I digged ;)
    • ego_slam, on 07/14/2008, -3/+1LMAO. You just got dugg down cause Diggies hate anything clever that tricks someone and they didn't come up with it.
      • otros, on 07/14/2008, -0/+3Yeah, not because it has been done way too many times before
  • aznpwnzor, on 07/14/2008, -21/+11but the real question is, will it blend?
  • kyle212, on 07/14/2008, -10/+45Now you show me a picture of God!

    Yeeeaa, pretty soon people will be overcome by logic and all will worship FSM
  • wontstoptalking, on 07/14/2008, -8/+22Aah!

    *drops to knees and prays fervantly*
  • CrudeDarkness, on 07/14/2008, -31/+2"MY lord the flying spaghetti monster spotted"

    fixed.
  • Strd, on 07/14/2008, -5/+45May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
  • DeskFlyer, on 07/14/2008, -4/+367Image took forever to load. Mirror just in case we break it:
    http://i38.tinypic.com/214uibk.jpg
    • ajocksch, on 07/14/2008, -1/+37And break it we did. Thanks for the proactive mirror :)
    • DRFU, on 07/14/2008, -0/+5Much appreciated.
    • wontstoptalking, on 07/14/2008, -0/+23BLASPHAMY! If our Lord the Flying Spagetti Monster wishes not to be seen, so it shall be! This was not the Digg effect. It is how our Lord wishes.
    • Baronvontito1, on 07/14/2008, -0/+5You're doing the lord's work.
  • suttercain, on 07/14/2008, -9/+135When will the Atheists allow us to teach about alternatives, like the Spaghetti Monster, to evolution in public schools?!?!?!?
  • fivo7, on 07/14/2008, -4/+156where is your god now?
    oops........ there he is
  • Totz83, on 07/14/2008, -27/+10This is an insult to both religion and pasta, everyone knows the Invisible Pink Unicorn is the only true supreme being.
    • huggybarrel, on 07/14/2008, -0/+9shun the non-believers Charlie, Shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
  • Lust4Me, on 07/14/2008, -8/+343Not a mirror:

    http://www.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/photos/0605 ...
  • iamanalog, on 07/14/2008, -6/+38Some celestial event. No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
    • tykwondingo, on 07/14/2008, -1/+5Bahahahah - that movie was so bad. dugg for terrible quote...
  • Kidtuf, on 07/14/2008, -8/+78As a devout pastafarian I feel the urge to tell all that they've been fooled! This is not our noodly lord the FSM, it is a demonic idol. Behold, the false god of the McDondals Fry Kids:
    http://static.flickr.com/31/61616524_efadb8d7d4_m. ...
    • billbugger, on 07/14/2008, -0/+4Quoting Mowsus?
    • VecDaddy, on 07/14/2008, -0/+2I also, see the false prophit FryGuys in this photo.
      :(
      Any man that lays claim that he hath seen our Lord, FSM, is either lying or being misled by the FryGuys.
    • VitriolAndAngst, on 07/14/2008, -0/+3Thank you brother KidTuf -- thou art truly a follower of the gospels, for thou noticeth a false idol so well.

      The rounded body and scraggly base are surely the sign of the hamburgler's minions. Demon potatos trying to pass themselves off as heavenly pasta.
    • tanmaker, on 07/14/2008, -1/+3McDondals? Really? If it was McDonadls, or McDonalsd, it would be ok. But the 'd' is an entire two letters off!
      • Kidtuf, on 07/14/2008, -1/+4Haha! Give me a break, I was multi-tasking at work while trying to put together a relevant McDonald's reference. Sometimes my fingers move faster than my brain.

        Although after reading it again, you make a valid point. McDondals...wtf is that?
  • Unison8, on 07/14/2008, -2/+16All hail the awesomeness of His might! He sends us a clear message: Eat more meatballs. Now.
  • mrkredo, on 07/14/2008, -2/+11WTF, site is down from a link to .jpg?
    • DeskFlyer, on 07/14/2008, -1/+46Yeah we break everything around here.
    • Tyrghast, on 07/14/2008, -1/+26We aren't allowed to have nice servers.
    • roebeet, on 07/14/2008, -0/+16Scientologist conspiracy, I suspect.
  • jarjarwang, on 07/14/2008, -97/+6Flying Spaghetti Monster is so 2006. Pretty much everyone I know is back to Jesus now anyway. Jesus is more than just a fad. Open your heart to a personal relationship with your Lord and Savior and you will understand.
    • DrSnugglebunny, on 07/14/2008, -3/+65Jesus is so circa 33 C.E.
    • aptanalogy, on 07/14/2008, -2/+27Eh...he knows where to find me if he wants to talk.
    • ShitStainedBall, on 07/14/2008, -2/+14Where is that dunce hat? I need it for this guy.
    • randomerratum, on 07/14/2008, -2/+19You might just be right.... uh, Mr. Jarjarwang.

      Did I pronounce that correctly?
    • babalukas, on 07/14/2008, -1/+7Drivel, drivel, drivel and you will understand.
    • ParaSwarm, on 07/14/2008, -1/+15I tried having a personal relationship with Jesus. When I didn't get an answer the 50th time, I gave up. I'm not about to have a relationship with an imaginary friend. That's so 1st grade.
    • StopThePresses, on 07/14/2008, -1/+4I have a very personal relationship with my Lord and Savior. MY Lord and Savior, not your Jesus.
    • torressr3, on 07/14/2008, -0/+11Your trollin' right? Right?
    • ehc123456, on 07/15/2008, -0/+5who?
    • r3negadeX, on 08/11/2008, -0/+5BELIEVE IN FSM OR YOU 'LL BURN IN HELL, YOU BLASPHEMER!
  • Whackly, on 07/14/2008, -5/+181I took a bunch of fireworks pictures over the July 4th weekend and my wife and I were remarking, as we reviewed them, how many of them looked like FSM. It strengthened our faith. We feel good each day knowing he's with us always.
    • Austinh57, on 07/14/2008, -1/+11Diggers don't have wives.
      • mistermaster, on 07/14/2008, -1/+1Those are slashdotters.
      • Reziarfg, on 07/14/2008, -0/+9Nono, Diggers don't have GIRLFRIENDS. We have wives.
        Shut up, it makes perfect sense.
    • Whackly, on 07/15/2008, -0/+2Some of us have wives, indeed. I have one friend who was a digger and now has a girlfriend. I would use that to say that some diggers have girlfriends except he stopped using digg and switched to yahoo buzz at the same time he started this relationship.
  • Sunflare670, on 07/14/2008, -2/+12Too bad He didn't appear on a piece of toast. I could have sold it for a lot of moneh on eBay.
    • zeebo, on 07/15/2008, -0/+2Our lord does not limit himself to occasional vague appearances on toast discernable only to believers. He appears daily to believers and non-believers alike in italian restaurants the world over every day!
  • leerayIG88, on 07/14/2008, -11/+1Looks like Seattle, I live near Seattle? Let's go get some Coffee?
  • paulot, on 07/14/2008, -14/+3I only worship the flying meatball monster.
  • Gee1004, on 07/14/2008, -14/+5Wasn't he in FUTURAMA, the Beast with a Billion Backs"?
  • stonebone4, on 07/14/2008, -4/+226The server has been touched by his noodly appendage.
  • NYCowboy, on 07/14/2008, -2/+31that's more prof then they have of other gods. We win! quick someone tell the pope
    • ParaSwarm, on 07/14/2008, -0/+3Screw the pope. We only need the pastafarian's version of the Pope: the Pesto. He is our one and only link to His Noodles.
  • itstodd, on 07/14/2008, -4/+8i have a piece of toast with the image of FSM on it.
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