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  • Syphon0928, on 09/30/2008, -9/+1555If Nick's real dad is a *****, then I guess it runs in the family.
    I mean...How can you not want a go-cart??
    • Pandatot, on 09/30/2008, -0/+122That is an unanswerable question.
    • Avaseal, on 09/30/2008, -8/+33I already have a go-cart, I have no need for another.
      • walkertexas69, on 09/30/2008, -0/+95Then you'll have a spare...so you'll always have someone to race.
      • Avaseal, on 09/30/2008, -2/+10but all my friends already have a go-cart! ..would you like to join our go-cart racing club?
      • revjustin2, on 09/30/2008, -1/+41Are you a little Italian man? Are all your friends and interesting mix of gorillas, royalty, ghosts, and lizard-like thingys?
      • caramba420, on 09/30/2008, -0/+13I would simply add that go-cart to my already vast arsenal of go-carts
      • ZeMoose, on 09/30/2008, -0/+23It would be like this:

        http://digg.funniestclip.com/bike_house.jpg
        but with go-carts
      • vashth3stampede, on 10/01/2008, -3/+13"***** stole my bike"

        that picture brings new meaning to this phrase.
      • robo523, on 10/01/2008, -0/+7never in my life have i seen so many bikes
      • Fatcheeseguy, on 10/05/2008, -0/+2Dugg because this reminded me of Roller Coaster Tycoon.
    • NegativeDigg, on 09/30/2008, -3/+60We should all have a digg meet up here in L.A ...

      http://www.gokartworld.com/images/sign.jpg
      • olafcore, on 09/30/2008, -2/+30Best idea on Digg ever, hands down.
      • Disease, on 09/30/2008, -1/+18I'll fly in from NY if this happens.
      • zerodaysoon, on 09/30/2008, -1/+9wat day?? i live in la, and i dont know any fellow nerds, it would be cool to see fellow diggers
      • PhattyPhattMatt, on 09/30/2008, -1/+8i am in! i live in LA! AND i know where its at!
      • michaee, on 09/30/2008, -1/+17I'll fly in from NORWAY if this happens!
      • dogfood, on 09/30/2008, -0/+36I'll bring turtle shells and mushrooms.
    • Sunflare670, on 09/30/2008, -2/+156 tracks?! I'm in.
    • alphaterminus, on 09/30/2008, -2/+43w/e
    • 4321234, on 09/30/2008, -1/+12I'll just struggle by with my minibike, thanks just the same.



      (karttards)
      • bigsteve, on 10/01/2008, -0/+7Wow, I've now seen every kind of hate on the internet... karts v. minibikes? Really?

        ;)
    • nigo242, on 09/30/2008, -10/+3I want a go-cart /pout
    • pistonhonda, on 09/30/2008, -0/+22How can you not want a go-cart with flames painted on it?
    • stateofmind, on 09/30/2008, -1/+5http://digg.com/odd_stuff/You_go_Mr_Denz_He_found_ ...

      Mr. Denz's life is now complete
    • TunaTheFrog, on 09/30/2008, -17/+18***** you, my best friend died on a gay horse porn site!
    • 5fifteen, on 09/30/2008, -1/+34Nick would be that friend without a go-cart that rode his bike in front of you while you're whipping around the road on your go-cart and then instead of smashing into him you swerve and hit the side of the road where there is a bunch of gravel and then the go-cart looses traction and flips over and then you break your arm which ends up sticking out of your skin and needs to be set back in place by some ass hat of a doctor who doesn't tell you he's gonna reset it and then you have a full arm cast for 6 freaking months which you end up getting a pen stuck in because your arm itches like all hell and then you have to call the doctor at midnight to get the damn thing cut off but you still have a month with a half arm cast and finally you get the cast off and can't pick up ***** because your damn arm has atrophied..

      Man I hate Nick.
    • dogfood, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4Go Karts with flames are better than anything. Ever.
      http://www.jetkart.co.uk/assets/photo_flame2.jpg
    • itsthehumidity, on 09/30/2008, -18/+9Bandwidth exceeded, here's a mirror:

      http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/deep_existe ...
    • xptoast, on 10/01/2008, -0/+3Jet Go-Kart...no need for paint.

      http://www.aardvark.co.nz/pjet/
    • dragonrice, on 10/01/2008, -0/+3I want a sailboat.
    • Quicksilver4648, on 10/01/2008, -1/+2You just got a new record! So far 1130 thumbs up and only 6 thumbs down. Congrats.
  • crazycq33, on 09/30/2008, -45/+3Owies.
    • anizzle, on 10/01/2008, -0/+8^ That's pretty flame.
    • Meestafa, on 10/22/2008, -1/+3I don't know whats more homosexual. That , or a gay horse website
  • superiorbeing, on 09/30/2008, -3/+444I don't think he should look for his real dad.

    you can't paint flames on dads either.
    • yesimahuman, on 09/30/2008, -1/+99Maybe his dad is already flaming.
    • PatoLucas, on 09/30/2008, -1/+68Well, technically you can paint flames in your dad, it just doesn't look that cool
    • Zaphrod, on 09/30/2008, -1/+53Light a fire for your dad, keep him warm for one night. Set your dad on fire, keep him warm the rest of his life.
    • nj10ii, on 09/30/2008, -0/+5My dad had a flame tattoo from Vietnam....
    • ghostie, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3What's your dad like?
    • dogfood, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2On real dads you can.
    • lewystud, on 10/01/2008, -0/+3This is why there are no suicide internet chat sites...or if there are they all FAIL
    • wruffryder10, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2Tell that to Tom Cruise.
      • MacEnvy, on 10/01/2008, -0/+5Tom Cruise has been flaming for at least 25 years.
  • TheAmazingBob, on 09/30/2008, -12/+89wat?
  • Ftown13, on 09/30/2008, -2/+568Better advice than Dr. Phil
    • Seandizz, on 09/30/2008, -0/+50My dog gives better advice than Dr. Phil.
      • UNL1M1T3D, on 10/01/2008, -2/+24What is your dogs feelings on go carts?
    • NecroSexy, on 09/30/2008, -4/+14My ass gives better advice--both of them.
    • Theboytucker, on 09/30/2008, -3/+3We sould leave nature to its own one assed scematics
  • bryan567, on 09/30/2008, -1/+47ah wise words of wisdom. Flamed go-carts do sound like a spectacular amount of fun. Theres just no way you can be bummed out zipping around in one of those.
    • syndustry, on 09/30/2008, -2/+2until someone laughs at you for being 17 and riding around in a go-kart...I'd imagine that would make most people pretty "bummed"
      • etherreal, on 10/01/2008, -0/+3What.

        I am almost 30 and take my son go-carting. Its great fun.
      • ELCad, on 10/01/2008, -0/+3We were gonna laugh at you anyway, so live it up.
    • theone3, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2It's like a poncho, but it can take you places too!
  • mrcoldcow, on 09/30/2008, -46/+102If only that was funny...
    • oldhat, on 09/30/2008, -1/+12...Then you would have laughed but not bothered to post.

      Damn it!

      Next time?
    • D0nKeYKoNG64, on 10/01/2008, -10/+10if only u werent a *****...
    • NoozeHound, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2Hey! You're right. Ignore (points upwards) those guys. But I just got bad looks from the rest of the office after laughing out loud at the the comments at the top.

      When they're not bleating on about football being called soccer, or Ron Paul or the bail out, diggers are way funnier than the crap articles that get put on Digg anyway.

      Even you :)
    • EasyMCcheesy, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1sounds like SOMEBODY needs a go cart....
  • Masna, on 09/30/2008, -6/+347This guy should be a psychologist!

    "My boyfriend just committed suicide because of me..."
    "I have just the fix.." *pulls out go cart*
    • Tezdoll, on 09/30/2008, -61/+9and by go cart you mean dildo
      • MSstar, on 09/30/2008, -5/+65and by "you mean dildo" you mean "i'm an idiot"
      • Tezdoll, on 09/30/2008, -33/+5actually no...i meant dildo....
      • KingGorilla, on 09/30/2008, -0/+25and by dildo you mean go cart
    • CrushThemTorg, on 09/30/2008, -3/+44You can't paint flames on a dead boyfriend
      ...
      Or can you?
      • Otto, on 09/30/2008, -0/+57Only if you are using him as a sled.
      • ColonelJessup, on 09/30/2008, -24/+17***** you, two of my friends died painting flames on their go-karts.
      • Derfy, on 09/30/2008, -2/+9Aww, *****, you made me laugh. Guess I have to digg you up.
    • arobicha, on 09/30/2008, -3/+12Girl screams wildly, "AAAHH!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!?!"
      sex ensues.
    • ACiDGRiM, on 10/01/2008, -10/+2you mean:

      "My boyfriend just committed suicide because of me..."
      "I have just the fix.." *pulls out dick*
    • xDynaBlade, on 10/01/2008, -7/+2You mean a psychiatrist. A psychologist is someone who studies the psyche.
  • chadillak, on 09/30/2008, -5/+642honestly, nick is wasting his time. i found my real dad and all he wanted to do was take naked pictures of me in a go-cart.
    • ieatpizza, on 09/30/2008, -4/+140your dad's pretty flame if you ask me
    • Inferno52386, on 09/30/2008, -0/+34Exactly, skip the awkwardness and go straight for the ***** go-kart. Bypass all of that emotional scarring, as well as years of therapy from the inevitable unwanted touching.

      Go-Karts never ask you to put something in your bum that you don't want in there, remember that.
      • IglooFu, on 09/30/2008, -2/+17Mine did :(
      • Dystisis, on 10/01/2008, -7/+6Was your Go-Kart a 73 year old man named Hans Lüüterhözen?

        If so, that might be your problem.
    • rypic7, on 09/30/2008, -0/+19judging by what your dad wanted to do with you, i am assuming you found him on the internet, and he was so excited that he bought you a go-kart after the fact. to take naked pictures of you in.
    • nj10ii, on 09/30/2008, -3/+37I found my real Dad and he conned me into giving him a kidney. Then he wanted nothing to do with me any more. Sniff!

      But later he made it up to me by pushing me out a window.

      Then I tricked my friend into killing him cause I couldn't do it myself.
      • Inferno52386, on 09/30/2008, -1/+46What? I'm so Lost.
      • recruz, on 09/30/2008, -2/+22then a couple of guys, they were up to no good?
        started making trouble in your neighborhood?
        you got in one little fight and your mom got scared ... she said you're moving with your auntie and uncle ...
      • LedZepAddict, on 09/30/2008, -11/+5Impressive you just managed to sum up all the daytime soaps in one comment.
  • remakeru, on 09/30/2008, -38/+4The solution to every problem is a go-cart.


    That's what she said...
  • Arock66, on 09/30/2008, -35/+181. Make screenshot of fake conversation
    2. Post on digg
    3. ??????????
    4. Profit!
    • JROXZ, on 09/30/2008, -14/+0Underpants gnomes economics! ROFL
      • HolyMan28, on 09/30/2008, -2/+4This was a real conversation actually.
    • pagno, on 09/30/2008, -5/+11That doesnt even make sense. Its a 3 part plan, where in the original South Park reference, the 2nd step was unknown but led to untold riches. Here, the 2nd step is, clearly, "Post on Digg", and "profit" ensues by the flood of diggs from people celebrating your wittiness. You have failed, both in logic and humor.
    • OneLess, on 09/30/2008, -1/+7So much wrong with that.

      a) Not funny
      b) 4 steps
      c) Way too many question marks
    • summer0f89, on 09/30/2008, -7/+3newfag
  • SpankkBankk, on 09/30/2008, -10/+4This person should get their own damn show right after Dr. Phil!
  • franklymister, on 09/30/2008, -14/+9...via go-cart

    It's hard to type because I'm still laughing
    • yesimahuman, on 09/30/2008, -5/+2And it was so funny that I'm sure you won't stop anytime soon.
  • skabyss, on 09/30/2008, -16/+74Okay diggers, 2 options here:
    Add insult to injury
    -or-
    Find Nick Danz real dad!
    • PHJames88, on 09/30/2008, -0/+230I'd rather just buy a go-kart.
    • NegativeDigg, on 09/30/2008, -3/+16That reminds me...I should really go to go-kart world one of these days.
      • Kruez, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2Oh yeah. Hey, isn't that down in the go-kart district next to Go-Kart-Go?
    • TexanRudeBoy, on 09/30/2008, -12/+2QFT
      • olafcore, on 09/30/2008, -0/+16You didn't quote.
      • fajitamelt, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4Oh noezz! "QFT" used without anything being quoted!

        What a ***** waste.
      • sleepwalkers, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1...doesn't anyone know it can also stand for "quite ***** true"?
      • chrisostermann, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2It doesnt though....
    • pagno, on 09/30/2008, -1/+12Maybe we can buy him a go-cart. If not, can you buy me one?
    • Total90dude, on 09/30/2008, -6/+8-or-
      buy a go-kart.
    • brainboy77, on 09/30/2008, -7/+2you know that was fake, right?
      • xptoast, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1phttt....nobody fakes things on the internet you conspiracy theorist. My conjecture is that you have little or no brain cells left in your skull that are for the purpose of making logical sense.

        heheheheehe
      • FxxkTheSYSTEM, on 10/01/2008, -1/+1Who cares if its fake or not, its funny and that's good enough.
    • tykwondingo, on 09/30/2008, -3/+6w/e

      ::rides off in go-kart w/flames painted on the sides::
      • soulonfire928, on 10/01/2008, -0/+7For some reason, I read "w/flames" as waffles.

        Then again, I'm drunk. That would probably explain it.
      • tykwondingo, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2Obligatorily dugg you up for being drunk on the internets.

        I re-read it as iNflames and that was cool too.
      • bobsaid, on 10/01/2008, -2/+1Boooooooooooooooooo....

        Digger foul for bad comment.
    • oldhat, on 09/30/2008, -1/+5I found yourz dad: http://www.paul-miles.com/images/tattoos/Paul-Mile ...

      He sayz he would be open to some flames, so bring some gas and burn.

      (no, not even your mom knows which is the special guy)
    • chrisostermann, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1woa
    • otayyo, on 10/01/2008, -1/+5via Go-Kart?
    • algaeturd, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1Go-cart on craigslist on SALE.
    • contradictator, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1He might be playing Mario Kart online, I'll go check!
    • metapop, on 10/01/2008, -2/+3here he is:
      http://www.danzfamily.com/archives/2007/06/fathers ...
  • gimmini2003, on 09/30/2008, -10/+40Gotta love go-carts and horse porn..
    • Scrappy1850, on 09/30/2008, -1/+12you get double credit for that answer
    • UNL1M1T3D, on 10/01/2008, -0/+3Go porn and horse carts! Count me in!
  • Samo89, on 09/30/2008, -3/+112what the *****?
  • socalftw, on 09/30/2008, -4/+13I'd say it went pretty well.
  • jedisushi, on 09/30/2008, -3/+59Never underestimate the value of a good sense of humor and a complete lack of tact!
  • neferiousrich, on 09/30/2008, -2/+142*remove from buddy list*
    • aparatoc, on 09/30/2008, -4/+15who the emo... or the oblivious?
      • dafragsta, on 09/30/2008, -3/+17I love that modern culture has taught us that it's OK to not be ourselves. Yeah, it's one thing if you're around someone and that person is constantly negative, but it's another if you have a friend that's going through some rough *****. If you are a third party just CALLING that person emo, I say you are a douchebag. This world is built on social standards that have people posture themselves to fit in rather than be themselves, up to and including repressing their real feelings to generate fake ones that usually involve flexing nuts and terrible nu-rock.
      • johnroth, on 09/30/2008, -2/+2I'm weepy and and want to cwwwyyyy!!!!!!!!
    • OfficialJoe, on 09/30/2008, -0/+9*find horse porn*
  • smacksaw, on 09/30/2008, -2/+115Go-Kart gay horse porn.
  • TexasShiv, on 09/30/2008, -6/+102Maybe his dad abandoned him because of horrible grammar
    • anizzle, on 09/30/2008, -0/+99[...]via go-cart
    • olafcore, on 09/30/2008, -0/+40I too would abandon my child if he didn't like go-karts.
    • acephreak, on 09/30/2008, -0/+14I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD! I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY!! And I drink your milkshake.
    • thisoneisunique, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1His grammar is fine, punctuation and typing skills suck, though.
  • AwakeningAZ, on 09/30/2008, -12/+6vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
  • Madcow17, on 09/30/2008, -36/+3This might be the funniest thing i've ever read on digg. Fake or not, L O the ***** L. Stupid little emo prick kid.
    • skeetmuffin, on 09/30/2008, -1/+19you should close you account on digg
  • chevrongolf, on 09/30/2008, -10/+1Sounds like something I would do...
  • drex8, on 09/30/2008, -22/+17AIM? Seriously?
    • justinbonnet, on 09/30/2008, -4/+24who cares? its just instant messaging.
    • damntourists, on 09/30/2008, -3/+27what's wrong with AIM?
      • noboot, on 09/30/2008, -13/+3It is AOL, that seems to be enough to make anything uncool lately.

        Though in defense, AIMs official client for a long while, was the worst out there. Still, the official client has multiple processes and whatnot. Then AIM lite and digsby came along....

        I hated have to to use AIM to contact friends via IM. I also hated getting a large volume of phone calls when I refused to use AIM...
      • damntourists, on 09/30/2008, -2/+10@noboot: I use AIM, but through Adium for Mac OS X. Not everyone uses Windows, and not everyone is limited to AOL's AIM client, or "AIM Lite." However, it sounds like you're much too popular to be on a computer anyway.
      • Ragzouken, on 09/30/2008, -12/+3I didn't even realise AIM still existed. I thought everyone was using MSN now.
      • jjpertusch, on 09/30/2008, -3/+7@ ragzouken: blech, ***** MSN. constantly telling me it cant deliver the message so i have to resend. wacktastic.

        most of my friends are using gchat through gmail now because they can get away with it at work. so i use a mix of aim and gchat... then there's the singular friend of mine on MSN that we dont talk about.
      • roxgod666, on 09/30/2008, -1/+11Doesn't just about everybody use aim? It doesn't matter which one is better, just whichever one is being used the most
      • Bots, on 09/30/2008, -4/+3unfortunately not the case. i find that in canada most users are on msn. very rarely do i find someone that actually uses aim. more people in the U.S are using aim. sadly its a terrible piece of software :(
      • AdmiralKarelia, on 10/01/2008, -0/+5@ Bots

        Well, the AIM software may be lame, but the AIM protocol works fine when paired with iChat, Adium, or Pidgin.
    • NegativeDigg, on 09/30/2008, -8/+7Ohh im sorry, should people be using some kind of instant messanger that only leet haxors like you know....

    • pathouston22, on 09/30/2008, -4/+4I use AIM and I've never seen it in that format. Of course, I still use the 5.9 version, ***** AIM 6.
      • kakwakas, on 09/30/2008, -4/+2Damn right. I'm still using 5.9. People bitch about my "status" all the time, though.
      • sasafetch, on 09/30/2008, -1/+11I think it looks like that because the person be using iChat.
      • candykidd, on 09/30/2008, -2/+7That's not AIM. It's iChat. (:
      • reaper527, on 09/30/2008, -2/+8who uses aim's official client? pidgin FTW
    • olafcore, on 09/30/2008, -6/+2I have been using AIM since 3.0~ came out and never used any other IM service.
    • NevaDieENT, on 09/30/2008, -1/+8No not AIM its iChat... much better than AIM... who uses that anymore?
    • minkusingh, on 09/30/2008, -1/+3use all, use trillian...except gchat....which i use the most..
    • PurpleSfinx, on 10/01/2008, -1/+2Interesting fact of the day:
      Here in Australia, we only use MSN. It has pretty much 100% market share. I've never once heard of someone using a different instant messaging program. Unless you count FaceBook's chat.
  • anizzle, on 09/30/2008, -2/+210Dugg because I've never seen this as compared to 95% of the stuff that's just recycled back and them is constantly lingering around the front page.
    • HolyMan28, on 09/30/2008, -0/+17Okay okay, here's the story. I was in a "***** with people" mood, and what was submitted happened a minute before I did so.

      It's a legit convo.
  • Total90dude, on 09/30/2008, -18/+10I'm trying to think of a witty comment.
    • Rikushix, on 09/30/2008, -1/+23Keep at it.
      • ColonelJessup, on 09/30/2008, -9/+3***** you, two of my friends died while thinking of witty comments.
  • arielwinegar, on 09/30/2008, -15/+1this could be a conversation me and my friends would have
    • diggstown, on 09/30/2008, -0/+9You'd have to have friends for that to be true.
    • Total90dude, on 09/30/2008, -2/+0your freinds should buy go-karts.
    • stevets, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1I can say that this is true. Only because I'm your friend though.
  • nickert0n, on 09/30/2008, -8/+2hahahaha Go Kart FTW. Wicked Line.
    • Omadhaun, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1I have the awful feeling that "Go Kart" is going to be the internet meme of this economic decline (or at least the rest or 2008).


      Crap, someone already posted this in comments. Should've read the rest of them.
  • evanfp, on 09/30/2008, -2/+7i think buying a segway would make more of a statement.
    • SmokinOkie, on 09/30/2008, -0/+6Only is he were gay to begin with. Otherwise, that would make him instantly gay.
    • RLWaite, on 10/01/2008, -1/+3that pretty flame if you ask me
  • TexasShiv, on 09/30/2008, -8/+279I pray this doesn't become a meme on Digg.
  • ligyron, on 09/30/2008, -4/+35I could so say something right now that would set me up for the response, "you should buy a go-cart," and that person would get dugg to a millennium, but I won't. Instead, I'd just like to say that this picture made me upset because it reminded me of the family tree my brother made in school which he "forgot" to include my name on it. I hate that dick
    • Total90dude, on 09/30/2008, -9/+2pwnt.
      • Alphonze, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2wtf you had the perfect opportunity to say "You should buy a go-cart" and you messed up.
    • Ljay90, on 09/30/2008, -3/+81You should buy a go-cart.
    • shampoozleberry, on 09/30/2008, -1/+68You could run your brother over....with a go-kart.
      • LeviTheSmith, on 09/30/2008, -2/+22I hate you. We posted at the same time.
        Fusion dance? me + you?
      • jveezy, on 10/01/2008, -0/+6That's pretty flame if you'd ask me.
      • shampoozleberry, on 10/04/2008, -0/+2I don't dance with haters, much less with guys. See you on To Catch a Predator, ya creep.
    • LeviTheSmith, on 09/30/2008, -1/+32Run him down with a Go-Kart
    • damntourists, on 09/30/2008, -0/+8so how old was your brother when he made the family tree?
    • diggstown, on 09/30/2008, -13/+1Cry me a frickin' river. Is this Digg or Dr. Phil?
      • LeviTheSmith, on 09/30/2008, -0/+11Dr. Digg is the official title.
    • cotaskmemalloc, on 09/30/2008, -7/+3fail.
    • NegativeDigg, on 09/30/2008, -5/+6So, if you hate that dick does it mean that you love that dick when you get along?
      • SmokinOkie, on 09/30/2008, -1/+4Did you just say he loves dick? While on a Go Cart?
      • NegativeDigg, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1At least someone saw where that was going....
    • SmokinOkie, on 09/30/2008, -0/+5Did your dad buy him a Go Cart before or after that?
    • tykwondingo, on 09/30/2008, -0/+1sounds like a primo candidate for an heroism.
  • naslai, on 09/30/2008, -20/+7why is this ***** on the fp?
    • ryansmith18, on 09/30/2008, -3/+4Because it's some pretty funny *****.
    • evo8ftw, on 09/30/2008, -5/+10Its better then a Bush lied and then McCain did the same thing dailykos.com bs article.
    • olafcore, on 09/30/2008, -1/+8would you rather the horse porn?
    • davidkeithjones, on 09/30/2008, -1/+8You wouldn't be so concerned if you had a go kart.
  • professorfurley, on 09/30/2008, -4/+25friendship is rare
    • KingGorilla, on 09/30/2008, -3/+1not really...
    • Switchnig, on 09/30/2008, -0/+11Oh ***** there's a bear
      • crazyechidna83, on 10/01/2008, -0/+9hand me that shotgun buddy also that chair
      • talas11, on 10/01/2008, -5/+0oo man, did u miss the entire point of the convo??....GET A FRICKIN' GO-KART!!!
      • knightwalkerz, on 10/01/2008, -0/+5we're fighting a bear, now your life's in grave danger but you don't even care.
      • bobsaid, on 10/01/2008, -2/+1Wait...

        BEAR!?!?!?!?!?!

        *gets in go-kart with flames*
    • Hraes, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
    • betheturtle, on 09/30/2008, -6/+2JESUS CHRIST ITS A GO-CART GET IN THE CAR
    • lpfan076, on 10/01/2008, -1/+2..but a go-cart lasts forever
  • c4c4, on 09/30/2008, -8/+1I need help painting flames on the internet anyone interested?
  • DemiRonin, on 09/30/2008, -7/+1 Go Cart's can give the love of a father
  • damntourists, on 09/30/2008, -0/+15something tells me this person's going to be horribly disappointed once they find their real dad.
    • FastForward108, on 09/30/2008, -0/+9And what exactly should he do to alleviate that disappointment?
  • footballer7604, on 09/30/2008, -10/+2Bet you a go-kart I can paint flames on the internet!
    http://southsidecustompaint.com/
  • dezweber, on 09/30/2008, -19/+4Not funny...my dad died in a go-cart accident!
    • Total90dude, on 09/30/2008, -1/+15Maybe you should buy a go-kart to ease the pain.
  • BXRWXR, on 09/30/2008, -10/+3Say it to my face, not online and see what happens.
  • stlredbird, on 09/30/2008, -2/+57So let me get this straight. This Nick kid has been banging his own mom b/c his dad wouldn't buy him a go cart.
  • ecksbawcks, on 09/30/2008, -8/+0lolrgasm, how do you not want a go cart?
    maybe he already has one...
    • fajitamelt, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2There has to be at least 50 instances where the words "reply" and "replies" appear on this page before this comment.

      You either a) missed them all, rendering you an idiot; b) saw them but clicked the wrong button, rendering you an idiot; c) saw them but didn't know what they meant, rendering you an idiot; or d) saw them but didn't care, rendering you a douche bag.
  • neonsox, on 09/30/2008, -14/+3This is tremendously gay. A screenshot of a stupid conversation that has high school to low college level humor?
    Oh wait, this is Digg...
    • GregLoire, on 09/30/2008, -0/+21Isn't the word "gay" in that context kind of a high school to low college level word?
      • jessemoya, on 09/30/2008, -1/+2Rarely does one see someone get PWNED so hard.
    • Danby123, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1Looks like somebody needs a...
  • X9001, on 09/30/2008, -1/+7Any of you guys know that person who has worse problems then you but has awful solutions to them? Then you wonder if their poor solution making process has anything to do with them having so many problems. Then they annoy the crap out of you and you stop talking to them... anyone?
    • Oea420, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2If this is the same type that also constantly complains about their problems and how bad life is..

      then why yes, I do
    • opticwind, on 10/01/2008, -0/+3Yes, I have at least 2 people in mind who fit that EXACT description. I swear, yesterday's conversation (he lives 2 doors down in my dorm). Names are changed to protect the dumba...innocent. Both of us live in Nisshin, Japan and we are in .jp language programs.

      John: Dude, these classes are too tough.
      Me: Well you don't study. Ever. Could that be it?
      John: No. I never have to study. Every year I never study and get A's.
      Me: Except this year?
      John: Yeah.
      Me: Um...
      John: The only reason you do well is because you have a Japanese girlfriend.
      Me: Yes, I forgot that my relationship is such a distraction for you that it blinds your mental eye from seeing your textbook to study from.
      John: Jackass.
      Me: Go buy a go-cart.
  • techdever, on 09/30/2008, -12/+6don't bother clicking on the link... the picture is just a bigger low quality thumbnail... seriously, wtf?? if you spend time faking a conversation at least post it in a higher resolution. Had to use a magnifier just to find out how piss-poor the joke is
    • Rivetgeek, on 09/30/2008, -1/+3...the image is 436x738. Somebody needs glasses.
      • techdever, on 09/30/2008, -1/+2the the font is totally messed, compare it to normal ichat conversation photos... this is barely readable
    • Syujinkou, on 09/30/2008, -1/+2dude go get an eye exam
    • atgmac, on 09/30/2008, -1/+3Or a go-kart for that matter.
  • drtitanium0, on 09/30/2008, -1/+21Go-Karts make everything better.
  • faizal5k, on 09/30/2008, -6/+137mirror:
    http://fizzel89.com/images/digg/20080930-j4dthnbmc ...
    • aznpwnzor, on 09/30/2008, -0/+11thanks, now instead of pretending i know what everybody is talking about i can actually provide relevant comments
    • vickers500, on 10/05/2008, -0/+7***** you
    • faizal5k, on 10/06/2008, -1/+2lmfao...the mirror was the original picture in the digg submission. after it being dugg so many times, it was used on many other websites too because it shows who hotlinked it in my awstats web statistics. so i just changed the picture to the picture from hai2u.com lmfao
    • ankajo, on 10/06/2008, -1/+2ahhh i was just about to eat some corndogs too. thanks man.
    • ankajo, on 10/24/2008, -1/+2ahhh where did u find all those pictures?
  • Narcolepticon, on 09/30/2008, -35/+25Is that supposed to be funny? Because it isn't, it's ***** stupid.
    • Gustomucho, on 09/30/2008, -7/+4/sarcasm on
      GO kart, it is so funny, he's like VIA go kart, and the other is like no, and then he says GO KART!!! , then w/e Horse gay site!!!! man it is awesome, this is the bestestestestestestest funestestestestestest joke in the internets.
      /sarcarm off

      Can you remind me what is the average digg user age?
      • Tezdoll, on 09/30/2008, -1/+4im guessing however old you are?
      • almj, on 09/30/2008, -1/+4You seem pretty upset. I think you should go get a go-kart...
      • Virgule, on 09/30/2008, -0/+114 and a half....
      • AdmiralKarelia, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1Opening tags don't have slashes, genius.
    • SmokinOkie, on 09/30/2008, -1/+1No, you'r a towel.
      • Tezdoll, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3No, you'r a towel.

        fixed!

        No. you'r a tool.
    • CardHockman, on 09/30/2008, -0/+0pwned by your dad lol
    • asskicker32, on 09/30/2008, -1/+2This is not funny at all. I dont know why youre getting dugg down o_0
    • DragonForce4, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2no u
  • mgill3, on 09/30/2008, -9/+47LOL VIA GO-KART.
  • boardthis, on 09/30/2008, -10/+8i'm a 100 miles away son...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWdiHXNktbc
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