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break.com — How annoying is it when you are talking to a girl and she just insists on mentioning the fact that she has a boyfriend. Makes me so mad.

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  • NiceGuyMike, on 04/25/2008, -65/+43If only I had balls like that ;)
    • OwdenBowden, on 04/25/2008, -21/+8Who cares if she has a boyfriend - It's not like she is married.
      • republicker, on 04/25/2008, -5/+28***** you, WHISKEY
        • brettmurf, on 04/25/2008, -9/+11I think you mean ***** you! Whiskey.
          Your way had you saying "***** you" too whiskey, and that is just uncalled for.
          • hagerman, on 04/26/2008, -2/+8I think you mean "***** you" to whiskey.
            Your way had you saying "***** you" also whiskey, and that is just uncalled for.
    • sanman, on 04/25/2008, -2/+4Heh, that guy reminded me a bit of actor Tim Curry
      • RetroRufio, on 04/25/2008, -0/+5That's Matt Berry. He plays Douglas Reynholm in The IT Crowd. He's also in The Mighty Boosh.
        • therightclique, on 04/26/2008, -1/+3Odd, because Tim Curry was in the movie IT
    • follower64, on 04/25/2008, -0/+24If only you had balls
    • Killwize, on 04/25/2008, -3/+5IT'S THE *****' M. BOOSH!
    • Asvetic, on 04/25/2008, -5/+2This is from the I.T. Crowd, ***** awesome!
    • PURPLEDRINK, on 04/26/2008, -30/+5so basically he says "***** you", but they have a bf and could easily say "yeah my bf does that"... wow british comedy getting ~5k diggs, dig has become a ***** hole for noobs at this point
      • Namco, on 04/26/2008, -1/+5I crown you king of the trolls, and subsequently block you. It's retards like you that give the Internet a bad name.
  • shervin123, on 04/25/2008, -70/+42BALLS OF STEEL STEEL STEEL
    • asskey, on 04/25/2008, -3/+18If shervin123 is referencing what I hope he is referencing and he very well may not be in which case he is just being a fool, then how can you digg him down?

      "I've got balls of steel!"
      • bitterbug, on 04/25/2008, -3/+14"Get off my vent you son of a bitch!"
        • Synapse84, on 04/25/2008, -1/+3"Ok get off the ser..... get off vent, or i'll have you bent."
        • panteradactyl, on 04/25/2008, -1/+5Im gonna kill you *****! old style!!
        • ChaoticNick, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1"He's starting again, I've got chills again!"
      • wingzeromkii, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2"Blow it out your ass!"
    • WhatsUpWithJack, on 04/25/2008, -1/+7The timing of the first two "F U's" are spot on brilliant.
    • polishdude06, on 04/26/2008, -0/+3I'll rip your head off and ***** down your neck.
  • psykiv, on 04/25/2008, -60/+127Dog Punting ftw!
    • ucg1, on 04/25/2008, -3/+169Dugg for him punting the dog of the guy who has nothing to do with the girl.
    • Scratkiller, on 04/25/2008, -4/+40BAXTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • apothekari, on 04/25/2008, -5/+21"That's how I Roll!
    • Zzone, on 04/25/2008, -3/+4This guy is a real soldier!
    • puttsy, on 04/26/2008, -18/+5So when a Marine throws a puppy off a cliff it's a tragedy but when a guy kicks a dog in a "funny" video it gets all the raves...hmm...sounds real fair.
      • shawn1122, on 04/26/2008, -0/+21Possibly because one is fake and one is presumably real?
      • omnithought, on 04/26/2008, -0/+12Well, it;s this thing they call "fiction" you see.
      • ichbeineinrcg, on 04/26/2008, -1/+16Isn't it insane? People watch movies all the time with murder and meyham, but I kill 6 people in a three state strung out coke binge and they want to send me to jail. What the ***** up with that?
    • philberttheduck, on 04/26/2008, -2/+3I'm in a glass case of EMOTION
  • soulkitchen, on 04/25/2008, -50/+11She has a boyfriend, and yet she's out of glassware. Curious
  • chromerium, on 04/25/2008, -44/+17rofl
  • MikeonTV, on 04/25/2008, -19/+68Bring Back Snuff Box!!
  • MelroseMan, on 04/25/2008, -27/+8Isn't that the guy from those weird movies that comes on Adult Swim?
    • prosayik, on 04/25/2008, -2/+23Matt Berry from Darkplace, Mighty Boosh, and Snuff Box (that's what this is from).
      • dema, on 04/25/2008, -3/+15I first saw this guy in The IT Crowd. He is amazingly funny, need to watch some of his other stuff.
        • Jholder112233, on 04/25/2008, -1/+5He was no replacement for Dennim though :( Why'd they have to kill him off...
    • 0xbaadf00d, on 04/25/2008, -2/+5Sanchez!
    • SpaceMonkeyZero, on 04/25/2008, -2/+5I sure do miss Sealab 2021, Venture Brothers, Futurama (sucks on Comedy Central with too many commercial breaks) etc. I'm sick of the fad of live action ***** on adultswim.
      • Zalyster, on 04/25/2008, -1/+2New Venture Bros come out in like June or July. And Tim and Eric season 1 isn't that bad.
        • ichbeineinrcg, on 04/26/2008, -1/+2This is what I do
          This is what I do
          This is what I do
          I sit on you
          This is what I do, I sit on you
          Right on your lap.
    • Ataxia2008, on 04/25/2008, -1/+3Matt Berry is ***** amazing. He's was in Darkplace, which was brilliant:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH4_mZh-bj8
    • SurrealDream, on 04/25/2008, -1/+3Darkplace, IT Crowd and Boosh ftw!

      "Blood...blood...blood...blood...blood........and bits of sick".
      • thehurricaneuk, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2he was brilliant in the it crowd
  • brjohnson789, on 04/25/2008, -26/+891I loved the gratuitous dog punt at the end
    • DanBoodro, on 04/25/2008, -5/+58*double dog punt
    • SirBrittanicus, on 04/25/2008, -14/+3I saw it coming from a mile away. Totally made my day. XD
    • minorthreat, on 04/25/2008, -1/+10it made the video
    • shondell, on 04/25/2008, -3/+19I also thought it was ***** hilarious in the beggining where he says "looks at that woman" and the guy turns completely around
    • arplayer2k, on 04/25/2008, -2/+14Baxter!
    • rmoss92, on 04/25/2008, -10/+5***** PUNT!
    • illt, on 04/25/2008, -0/+20i thought the skit was getting real tired at the swing pushing, but the dog punt saved it, and the second punt put me over the top
    • djk21108, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1I loved that you used the word gratuitous on digg.
    • iNunchuk, on 04/26/2008, -0/+4He had gratuitous amounts of energy for that punt.
  • Alphateam, on 04/25/2008, -16/+643I became single recently. You have no idea how many flirty women with boyfriends go to the bar. I about died watching this.
    • Nougat, on 04/25/2008, -10/+71Here's your answer to that:

      "Where's your boyfriend now? Not here, right?"
    • CaptainShaun, on 04/25/2008, -4/+250I believe it. One girl I was dating used to think that as long as something happened at a club/bar, it couldn't count as cheating. Would have been nice if she had told me sooner than let me find out.
    • smoger, on 04/25/2008, -9/+463psssst.. i'll let you in on a secret. most of them DON'T have boyfriends. they're just telling YOU that.
      • AngelBunny, on 04/25/2008, -35/+8I'd hate to break it to you but it is not true.
      • Alphateam, on 04/25/2008, -1/+38You mean they just say that because I'm a geek.....damn thanks I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.
        • centerblack, on 04/25/2008, -0/+37It's not just that, it's a combination of things...
        • smoger, on 04/25/2008, -4/+32it's because the majority of females are, for some reason, under the impression that if they reject a guy, they will completely destroy his life, so they go the "nice" route and lie instead. what they don't realize is that that guy that was so into her is also so into every other vagina at the bar and won't skip a beat if she just says she's not interested. sorry girls,.. you're not THAT incredible that we're gonna off ourselves if you don't immediately fall in love with us.
          • iliketokick, on 04/25/2008, -21/+5Wow, that comment sounds like it's coming from someone who's heard that line a few too many times. Sometimes it's easier to lie than flat out reject someone. Why make someone feel like ***** if you don't have to?
          • UNCCEJ1010, on 04/25/2008, -2/+12iliketokick:
            The point, you missed it.
          • artliquide, on 04/26/2008, -1/+6At least you know they are somewhat nice girls. I have seen guys make the sad puppy dog face when rejected, and I have a pretty bad guilt complex in the first place. I can understand why some girls might lie. Though, I've never lied about having a boyfriend.
        • tiraid, on 04/25/2008, -0/+13Bright side, Alphateam, bright side. We know that because you are a geek, you will have the unequaled ability to choose an outstanding bridge.
        • dhl07, on 04/26/2008, -2/+3Trust me I have a gf of two years. Snobby, stuck up, bitchy...ur much better off.
        • dudefaceguyman, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3dhlo7:

          The sex better be damn good for you to put up with that.



          Who am I kidding I would date a complete witch if I could get laid...Lonely nerd is I...
      • altinnovation, on 04/25/2008, -1/+4Yes, they tell you that, and then a 300 pound man comes out of nowhere and tells you that physically when you ask for her number.
      • gonegirlgone, on 04/26/2008, -5/+4yeah. girls use the boyfriend line to stop creepy guys' unwanted advances. i use it even when im not seeing anyone... its like a hint. " ***** off buddy, theres a big guy who could round that corner at any moment and beat your ass to next tuesday." is basically what were saying...
      • Iamironman, on 04/26/2008, -4/+7*****' skanks.
    • sircomix, on 04/25/2008, -11/+50They feel free to flirt because they have BFs. So they arent FLIRTING persay... just being "friendly."
      • SurlyDuff, on 04/25/2008, -2/+51*per se - Grammar Nazi to the rescue!
        • FanofFilm, on 04/25/2008, -3/+59*Spelling Nazi - Definition Nazi to the rescue!
        • ivansusanin, on 04/25/2008, -5/+14heil hitler - nazi nazi nazi nazi
        • letitbleed62, on 04/25/2008, -1/+24*Hitler and *Nazi - Capitalization Nazi
        • loveandrockets, on 04/26/2008, -0/+7*Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterparte

          Acronym Nazi.
      • Icyfenix, on 04/25/2008, -40/+10Nono here's the reason we do this:
        Our boyfriends don't pay attention to us so we go to bars for the express purpose of being admired so that we can be secure in the knowledge that we could dump his loser ass for tons of other guys if we wanted to.
        Here's how you win:
        Go there- find out she has a boyfriend. Like her enough to put in effort? Become "that guy friend" by sharing common interests and being fun to be around "as a friend". Insist on coming over whenever she has had a bad day, she is more likely to fight with her boyfriend. Whenever guys she likes are around when she fights with her boyfriend, any injustice done to her seems 100x worse. Make sure not to be threatening to the boyfriend. Be friendly with him but don't be a dick or a pretentious *****. Make sure he does not see you as competition. Be there for her- take her out to get coffee/whatever and let her talk about what an ass he is and just agree but don't press the issue. Let her get it out and act as if you have no vested interest in them breaking up. Repeat 2-3 times and when the breakup comes, you will be first in line for the booty.

        -Liz, chick who gives away all our secrets.
        • cplusplus, on 04/25/2008, -1/+36I think most men would rather not wait in line for months.
        • JavertHolmes, on 04/25/2008, -1/+39You're into men that hang around you while you're in a relationship, creepily hoping that you dump your current boyfriend for them at some point?

          1) A man willing to do that isn't kind, but manipulative (it's easy to be the outsider knight in shining armor when you see each other once every couple weeks or so versus living with each other).
          2) A man willing to do that is desperate.
          3) A man willing to do that is dishonest.

          Sorry, I'd rather just go after the women who aren't in a relationship. If it takes another man for a woman to figure out she's in a bad one, I want no part of her.
        • Nougat, on 04/25/2008, -2/+24So the guy who's nice to you all the time, he doesn't get the booty, and the guy that you find yourself having to put up with all the time, he does get the booty?

          And women wonder why men don't "understand" them.
        • Klinky, on 04/25/2008, -1/+35That's pretty pathetic. You're probably the girl who strings guys along with the "let's be friends" *****. If your loser ass boyfriend treats you like ***** then it's time to dump his ass and stop playing games.

          I would so punt your dog...
          • 80hd, on 04/25/2008, -0/+4agreed.
            If you need to disrespect your significant other to convince yourself that they are not that important, then you don't deserve the relationship you're in.
          • Pikachelsea, on 04/26/2008, -2/+1Uh, saying "Let's be friends" isn't stringing anyone along. It's the exact opposite. It tells that person exactly where they stand -- i.e. they have no romantic chance with the girl at all. You're sounding pretty butthurt, pal.
        • republicker, on 04/25/2008, -2/+19WHoRe
        • smoger, on 04/25/2008, -0/+17Liz clearly doesn't understand men.
        • LokitheComplex, on 04/25/2008, -0/+20That's psychotic.
        • S1ngular1ty1, on 04/25/2008, -2/+13You don't try to steal your friends girlfriend. And no guy is going to wait around for some whore who would probably just turn around and cheat on him.
        • diggduggDOOM, on 04/25/2008, -0/+10I would not follow this advice. You are likely to be in the "Friend Zone" forever.

          At best you will be first in line for a booty call. Booty calls are great, but mostly because they take all the "work" out of the relationship. If you invest weeks or months in someone for one (or even a few) booty calls, then you've just put in all the work for little reward.
        • Jaliyl, on 04/25/2008, -1/+13While I agree with you on the reason that women flirt while already in relationships, entering the "friend zone" does not get you laid.
        • brettmurf, on 04/25/2008, -1/+4I don't see why people are so against this. I mean you are also open to both have sex with and hit on other girls while being friendly to the girl with a boyfriend. I just would say only bother with girls that you actually enjoy having as a friend but are hot enough that you wouldn't mind the occasional sex when she decides she is in a rut.
        • 80hd, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2Yes that may be true why people do things.
          But I make it extremely well known that she really boils my blood when my girlfriend messes with other guys heads to make them think they have a chance.

          In a guys perspective, flirting with other dudes = keeping the bounce-back ready and waiting
        • bullhead2007, on 04/26/2008, -0/+4***** that *****, you're not worth it.
        • goldfishey, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1oh goody, so he supposed to mooch around hoping that you break up with current man, just so he can be rebound guy? Thats just too too tragic!
        • TWGMichael, on 04/26/2008, -0/+2Sorry, Liz, that is bad advice on many different levels. If you decide to be friends with someone because you like them as friends, then by all means, do that. However, if you are attracted to someone in a romantic way, hanging around and pandering to them without forward movement in the romantic aspect is an investment in heartache. If you aren't able to spark a romantic relationship right away, move on. There are plenty of fish in the sea and you are less likely to enable some bad relationship habits.
        • gonegirlgone, on 04/26/2008, -0/+5liz -
          sorry, your boyfriend doesnt like you.
          maybe its because you play stupid games with him. like "im going to a bar to get attention from other men, just so i can mention my boyfriend in casual conversation."...
        • neozero497, on 04/26/2008, -1/+3Yeah this is terrible advice. Men that hang around women and be nice to them NEVER hook up. Rather women just keep them around on leashes like puppies. Worse is if they are the kind of women that dates guys that are dicks they should never deserve a guy that wants to make them happy.
        • artliquide, on 04/26/2008, -1/+3I've never gone to a bar for any reason other than to listen to music, drink some lagers and hang out with friends. Personally, I hate being hit on...maybe because I know that guys aren't interested in holding a real conversation with me.
        • ashleegirl, on 04/26/2008, -0/+4Sorry, your secrets are not 'our' secrets. I would never go anywhere with the express reason for finding possible rebound guys. You are the reason that my boyfriend doesn't like me talking to any guys.
        • CCricers, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Become her "best guy friend"? But then you're talking about the dreaded FRIEND ZONE!! oh noes....and the rebound is never guaranteed when you're in that zone.
      • tomjm5000, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1God, let a man lucky enough to get a good girlfriend enjoy it without hovering around like a vulture. He probably went through a healthy amount of effort to get it.
    • Oea420, on 04/25/2008, -3/+20tell her to use her awesome mind over matter skills

      if she doesn't mind, he doesn't matter
    • bobartig, on 04/25/2008, -1/+61Remember that study where men couldn't tell if a woman was being friendly or flirty, and that we regularly mistake one for the other?
    • laserdog, on 04/25/2008, -5/+23Study Finds Men Misinterpret Friendliness for Sexual Come-On:
      http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,340013,00.html
    • Locke2053, on 04/25/2008, -3/+34Just don't ***** around. Cut to the chase. Ask about the boyfriend in the beginning of the conversation. It should be the second or third thing out of your mouth. Example:

      You: (casually, after the bartender brings her a drink) "You have to respect a girl who orders a dry martini."
      Her: Oh, yeah I [bla bla bla who cares what she says?]
      You: "So is this girls' night out, or is your boyfriend around?"

      If you get any answer other than "oh I don't have one" then you immediately cut your losses by pretending to take a phone call. Also, remember to smile, even if you're an introvert and you're nervous as all hell inside. If you act uncomfortable, she'll feel uncomfortable and might pretend she has a boyfriend just to get out of the awkward situation.

      Good hunting!
      • breezytrees, on 04/25/2008, -1/+24I prefer a nice firm squeeze of the behind.
      • troye, on 04/25/2008, -0/+6Smart man.
      • kashk5, on 04/26/2008, -0/+4This man speaks the truth. I usually know within the first couple of minutes if a girl has a boyfriend or not.
      • Metis2be, on 04/26/2008, -3/+8If someone asks me if I have a boyfriend at the start of the conversation, it makes me think they don't give a crap about me and just want to get laid. I guess it's fine if that's what you're looking for, but I'd rather meet people I can get along with rather than someone just trying to hook up.
        • Locke2053, on 04/26/2008, -1/+10That's why you don't ask directly. You give her the opportunity to volunteer the information.

          Incidentally, nobody you meet at a bar gives a crap about you, no matter what lines they use. They just met you.
        • kashk5, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1It could also be because they don't want to waste their time
      • WoundedTownsmen, on 04/26/2008, -0/+0"Hey, aren't you [random name]'s girlfriend?". You usually get enough to intuit an answer without asking directly.
    • chirwan, on 04/25/2008, -4/+3That's 100% blowing it. even if she didn't have one.
      most girls don't wanna say they are single and wanna lie and say they do have one, even if they're interested in another guy who is not really their boyfriend.
      Weather she has a boyfriend or not shouldn't be of your concern. I've slept with girls admitting they have a boyfriend at a club or so.
      Yeah not ***** around is a good idea, you should be able to tell if she is somewhat interested in you by coming on to her. if she is not don't bother..
    • kelmaster1, on 04/25/2008, -0/+13hey, at least all the women saved him from *****. I ***** hate it when you start dancing with a girl at a bar/club and then at 2am she tells you she has a boyfriend. What the ***** do you think I was grinding on your ass all night for? Cause I like to dance? ***** that... I hate that *****, some girls go to bars just to tease and get guys on a leash, they love the attention
      • curtisag, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1In which case, the proper response is, "***** YOU BITCH!" :)
    • digitallysick, on 04/26/2008, -1/+5Add my retarded wife to that list, she always wants to go to bars/clubs with me, i feel like thats screwing up everyone else that is trying to find someone.
      • benitojuarez, on 04/26/2008, -1/+2better take her out dude or shell meet someone "more exciting" and ***** him on the side.
    • chijim70, on 04/26/2008, -0/+2***** you!
    • Danby123, on 04/27/2008, -0/+0if it makes you feel better, I dugg you.
  • KevinRWright, on 04/25/2008, -17/+350Erec-ted...
  • chrisc3, on 04/25/2008, -31/+17***** YOU!
  • Picaroon, on 04/25/2008, -19/+700***** you--Whiskey!
  • Lephtovermeet, on 04/25/2008, -67/+10I their defense he is a total douche and a creeper
    ***** you
  • WoogieHauser, on 04/25/2008, -53/+8I have a boyfriend, and he's gay.
    • Disease, on 04/25/2008, -2/+2wat
    • polishdude06, on 04/26/2008, -0/+5TMI
    • r3negadeX, on 08/11/2008, -0/+2Thank you for the information, I'm sure we'll all now sleep better at night knowing that some random internet douche is gay and has a boyfriend.
    • jellygraph, on 04/26/2008, -0/+4You must be a guy then...
  • AshamedAmerican, on 04/25/2008, -23/+6I can't stop watching the first one.
  • stonebone4, on 04/25/2008, -20/+11Best thing I've ever seen.
  • Shawshanksr, on 04/25/2008, -35/+66i lol'd when the dog was kicked....
    • fajitamelt, on 04/25/2008, -18/+6You laughed. You didn't "lol." You laughed.
      • Solis, on 04/25/2008, -1/+14Take a wild guess at what "lol" means.
        • EGOvoruhk, on 04/25/2008, -2/+4I'm thinking he is referring to the fact that "lol" is redundant. How does one laugh, if not out loud?
          • Shawshanksr, on 04/25/2008, -1/+8laugh quietly maybe?
          • JakeyG14, on 04/25/2008, -3/+2That's still out loud, just to a lesser degree than normal.
          • mgrest, on 04/25/2008, -0/+3I've been practicing those all-new silent laughs recently...
          • fajitamelt, on 04/25/2008, -0/+3No, I was referring to how annoying it is that people say "lol" all the time now.
          • mattcoady, on 04/26/2008, -1/+3How do you even conjugate lol'd.

            i laugh out louded when the dog was kicked....
          • fajitamelt, on 04/26/2008, -0/+2I think it should be the same. "Laughed out loud" has the same acronym. You would just have to use context clues to determine the tense.
        • Loonacy, on 04/25/2008, -0/+6He laugh out loud'd?
        • IllBeBack, on 04/25/2008, -2/+1Maybe because "lol" is not an actual word?
      • mpdid, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1douche
      • artliquide, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1Get off the internet and go to the library if you are going to be so uptight about eloquent writing.
    • timewarp424, on 04/25/2008, -0/+9Quit being an internet rebel, you lol nazi.
    • super3boy, on 04/25/2008, -4/+1I think kick the dog was a bit much. Good video though.
    • thekornreeper, on 04/27/2008, -0/+2I did a barrel ro-lol-ed instead..
  • plizard, on 04/25/2008, -16/+6if you got bad breath, you might use scope and if you wash ya ass you best use soap
  • itsbob, on 04/25/2008, -11/+5Thats some ***** up ***** right there!
    But damn funny!
  • robbins85, on 04/25/2008, -14/+5***** you!
  • LoganVH, on 04/25/2008, -8/+197Better than not knowing she's got a boyfriend while you waste your time thinking she doesn't.
    • schmitey, on 04/25/2008, -5/+50naw. I'd rather have a good time flirting for a few hours. Then find out, and leave her with the check.
      • econojon, on 04/25/2008, -1/+32I do say, my fellow chap, good show! *smokes bubble pipe*
      • H1tchh1k3r, on 04/25/2008, -1/+3what a scoundrel
        • schmitey, on 04/26/2008, -0/+3doing it and wishing I'd done it are two different things mind you...generally i'm a giant pussy. which says a lot for why i'm posting on digg on a friday night.
    • formido, on 04/25/2008, -3/+8A woman telling you she has a boyfriend imparts no information about whether she will date you or not. There are zillions of reasons a woman will tell you she has a boyfriend. Stay in the game.
      • LoganVH, on 04/25/2008, -0/+18I'd say a woman telling you she has a boyfriend is a pretty clear '***** off'.
        • timisondigglol, on 04/26/2008, -1/+9"When a woman says the words 'I have a boyfriend,' nine times out of ten what she is really saying is, 'You just telegraphed too much interest.'

          It has nothing to do with whether she actually has a boyfriend. In fact, if she is attracted to you, she will often deliberately hide the boyfriend from you until after you have had sex with her.

          Whether she mentions him or not in now way proves that he actually exists - only that she had a motive to mention him."
          - Mystery
        • MrFurious2k, on 04/26/2008, -7/+3Stop reading these stupid pick up manuals.
          • timisondigglol, on 04/26/2008, -1/+5I would if they didn't work ;)
      • iliketokick, on 04/25/2008, -0/+5Also, a woman saying she doesn't have a boyfriend is not a cue for you to be a creep to her all night.

        Guys, please make a mental note: Never start out a conversation with, "Oh, is your boyfriend going to get mad at you for talking to me?"

        Sleazy Mcsheazy.
        • zeabu, on 04/26/2008, -0/+3"Oh, is your boyfriend going to get mad at you for me banging you at front door ?"
      • Tishiablo, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1I lost
    • Darkyuubi, on 04/25/2008, -2/+2Someone sounds bitter =P
  • yellowfish04, on 04/25/2008, -40/+536"I have a boyfriend" = "I'm terribly dissatisfied with my current relationship, especially in bed, so please just try a bit harder and I'm all your's tonight"

    seriously, give it a shot
    • NecroSexy, on 04/25/2008, -3/+96Beware the prick tease.
    • DeskFlyer, on 04/25/2008, -8/+16I think you're on to to something here...
    • cl2yp71c, on 04/25/2008, -8/+3He almost had 'em.
    • NaziHatinChimp, on 04/25/2008, -15/+4I see what you did there.
    • Spectre77, on 04/25/2008, -1/+87Good to know. On a completely unrelated topic, is that your girlfriend in your profile picture?
      • yellowfish04, on 04/26/2008, -6/+16yep, we've been together for 2 and a half years
      • yellowfish04, on 04/26/2008, -5/+18and of course Im getting dugg down for answering a question...I love digg
    • LogicBomB, on 04/25/2008, -7/+250If she says she has a boyfriend and she goes for you anyway you don't want to date her seriously. Once a cheating bitch, always a cheating bitch, trust me.

      Wrap it, tap it and leave it.
      • Oea420, on 04/25/2008, -2/+97This man speaks the truth.

        I have been in a 'relationship' with a girl that cheated on her then boyfriend with me.

        Guess what? She was a cheating bitch.. karma sucks I guess
        • Ebeach, on 04/25/2008, -0/+81Both dugg for truth. When I was younger and more stupid, I was the 'other man.' A year or two into our relationship, she cheated on me with her now fiance. Karma's not a bitch, shes a ***** whore.
        • abhissekk, on 04/26/2008, -0/+2been there, done her...
      • elint6, on 04/25/2008, -2/+17Don't necessarily agree, but dugg for the three-step protocol
      • IllBeBack, on 04/25/2008, -3/+9Totally right. Hit it and quit it.

        And never let her know where you live. ***** her at her place and then get the hell out.
        • arrjka, on 04/26/2008, -2/+1I know you have our best interests at heart, but don't expect anyone on digg to have the potential to hit it, let alone quit it.
      • resonte, on 04/25/2008, -11/+3I don't understand the comments on here. Why treat another human being as nothing more than a sex object?
        • elint6, on 04/25/2008, -2/+2If another human being is a human inclined to cheat, I see no problem in copulating simply for physical pleasure (that both enjoy), and not letting yourself get into a future mess.
          I believe the term is "bad investment." And before you say that calling a relationship an "investment" is also objectification, think again.
      • db0255, on 04/25/2008, -1/+4Because resonte, you give respect, you get it. Girls who cheat don't give respect, so why give them any?
      • MetaMars, on 04/26/2008, -0/+3ITT: Diggers who have hypothetical theories, never tested.
    • AngelX, on 04/25/2008, -2/+157"I have a boyfriend" (especially that early in the conversation) = "I'm humoring you by being nice, but I think you're ugly and/or creepy, please leave me alone."
      TRUST me.
      • granolajoe, on 04/25/2008, -8/+48Thanks. The guy that posted his own interpretation above is delusional and/or a rapist
      • formido, on 04/25/2008, -9/+3I don't trust you because experience contradicts it.
        • Ramble, on 04/25/2008, -1/+6You're on Digg, you have no experience.
      • archaist, on 04/25/2008, -0/+15While possibly true, this interpretation still justifies a "***** you" and a dog punt IMHO.
      • breezytrees, on 04/25/2008, -2/+5or she has a boyfriend that she loves....
      • utahnkid, on 04/26/2008, -1/+3That can be true but all the good honest girls out there would be surprised to know how many chicks keep on flirting even more once they've said that. They lay it out like a challenge or something..
    • mapkinase, on 04/25/2008, -5/+13The whole point was to find a monogamous girl, not some slut who can spend time with both men simultaneously.

      The whole point is: break up first with your current, then flirt with men.
    • Zyphron, on 04/25/2008, -6/+19It depends on how it is mentioned. Generally if it is mentioned out of the blue in a strange/out of context way it is her way of saying she is not attracted to you and want you to get the hell out of there.
      However, if it is mentioned as a casual aside, and she is still talking to you in a way that implies she is interested while putting off a positive vibe, she is giving you information. That information is important to picking her up, because she wants you to continue the relationship, but she wants to avoid you making any mistakes that would make that impossible.
      Know the difference.
    • NRay7882, on 04/25/2008, -11/+3"No" means "Maybe".
    • Ramble, on 04/25/2008, -2/+10Or perhaps it means go away. Not all women are sneaky weasel like thinkers.
      • xptoast, on 04/25/2008, -1/+11I haven't met any woman that are not weasel like. Do you know where the nice ones hide out at?
      • ratnacage, on 04/26/2008, -0/+2HA HA HA HA, good one
    • sh4rkb1t3, on 04/25/2008, -1/+17Incorrect. It could mean one of numerous things.

      She doesn't have a boyfriend, but she's just saying that to get rid of you.
      She does have a boyfriend, and wants to stick with that relationship.
      She does have a boyfriend, but will still sleep with you, but wants to make sure you know first so you can be more discrete about it.
      She does have a boyfriend, but will still sleep with you, but wants to tell you so she doesn't feel guilty about it.
    • Scaryclouds, on 04/26/2008, -3/+5That makes no sense or the woman is incredibly stupid. If a girl tells me she has a boyfriend, that tells me and virtually every other guy (who isn't a douche) shes off the market. If a girl wanted a new boyfriend, or just someone to screw, she wouldn't say something like that. You theory is full of holes.
      • yellowfish04, on 04/26/2008, -4/+1to everyone who says this is dumb, or that I'm a rapist or delusional, I'm just speaking from experience. I think that I'm pretty good at reading people, and when I think this is what they're communicating to me, I go for it (and it works). If I think she's communicating something else, I leave it be.
    • userperson, on 04/26/2008, -1/+6"I have a boyfriend" == "boyfriend or no, back the ***** off, it's not gonna happen you dork."
      As you are on Digg assume this as the default.
    • timisondigglol, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1Too bad this favorite button doesn't work for comments.
    • Ravatar, on 05/09/2008, -0/+1bingo.

      Most of the girl's I've seen recently feel the need to mention their boyfriend once or twice but never have a problem offering for me to stay the night.
  • RioMo, on 04/25/2008, -6/+306I about lost it when he kicked the second dog!!! His little skip was ***** hilarious.
  • OffPiste, on 04/25/2008, -81/+5I just don't get eurotrash humor.
    • cjvos1, on 04/25/2008, -7/+54Yeah, Rednecks normally have a problem with it.
      • utahnkid, on 04/26/2008, -3/+3Throwing redneck out to counter his euro trash is like putting a fire out by burying it in matches. Thanks for keeping the cycle of ignorance going strong.
        • cjvos1, on 04/26/2008, -0/+2Man, you really missed the point of tghe comment didn't you? Oh well.... Your loss.
          • utahnkid, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1Why don't you help me understand tghe comment
    • powatom, on 04/25/2008, -4/+21That's because you're a tool.
    • DeskFlyer, on 04/25/2008, -23/+14Because Brits tend to have a superior sense of humor than us Americans.
      • skankyBacon, on 04/25/2008, -2/+32I love British comedy, but that's ridiculous. It's not superior; it's different.
      • artliquide, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1Benny Hill, for example, is slapstick and not remotely funny to me. Red Dwarf and Blackadder, however...
    • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -4/+4Man, I've been seeing some British comedy that is way funnier than anything on American television, lately.
  • alliallialli, on 04/25/2008, -11/+140I do that... It just feels like I ought to mention the boyfriend early on, rather than waiting and getting into an awkward situation...
    • halobender, on 04/25/2008, -24/+13Let it get awkward.
      Play that game called just the tip to see how it feels.
    • drlha, on 04/25/2008, -14/+149Speaking for the male race, I'd rather have the cold shoulder than 5 mins of talking, then mentioning your boyfriend. If you're not interested in being picked up, don't talk to strangers in bars.
      • TnTBass, on 04/25/2008, -5/+39Agree. If I go up to you in a bar and chat you up, it's not because I want to be friends. Tell me straight up, and I will smile and bid you a warm farewell.
      • formido, on 04/25/2008, -6/+16The OP didn't say she didn't want to get picked up. She said she wanted to avoid an awkward situation. If she's at a bar talking to you, she's available, period. (Whether she wants to admit it or not, by the way).
        • TnTBass, on 04/25/2008, -2/+2Possibly, but that doesn't mean I'm available to her.
      • xptoast, on 04/25/2008, -2/+9Maybe don't go to the bar...or at least without your bf by your side to give the clue. Not all of us guys want to pick up a cheating woman. I sure as heck don't.
        • Gabs2010, on 04/26/2008, -2/+1WTF? A woman can go to a bar alone if she is in a relationship. She has every right. And to say she has a boyfriend is just a clear way of saying we can chat but don't expect anything. I don't know how many times a guy has started flirting and I have had to tell him that. And I don't go to bars... Mostly happens at work actually.
          • xptoast, on 04/26/2008, -0/+2I was just saying should go with her bf if she doesn't want to be bothered by other men. I didn't say they shouldn't be allowed to. Please do not take my concepts out of context. I appreciate your opinions though. Thank you for your existence:)
      • Takuro, on 04/27/2008, -0/+2Dugg for the male race.
    • tocsy, on 04/25/2008, -8/+144"***** you."
    • MaximusD, on 04/25/2008, -14/+7I disagree with drlha. I like to know why you're not interested. Telling guys you have a bf is for the best -- although I hate knowing a pretty girl is taken.
      • drlha, on 04/25/2008, -0/+15"Why don't you like me?"

        How ***** emo can you get?
    • flamingoegirl, on 04/25/2008, -6/+30I do the same thing for the same reason. Dugg.
      • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -2/+41Prepare to have your dog punted.
        • SurrealDream, on 04/25/2008, -1/+31Be careful, it might be mistaken for a euphemism.
    • kylejn, on 04/25/2008, -1/+66As a guy, I appreciate finding out early that a girl I'm interested in has a boyfriend.
      • xptoast, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2It is better than being cruel to you. However I don't quite appreciate the various cruel ways women do things when in meeting places. I mean do they want to find only bad guys to be with that will just hurt them? Sounds pretty dumb to me.
      • thekornreeper, on 04/27/2008, -0/+1emotional pain for pleasure?
    • Ikulus, on 04/25/2008, -8/+54Why are you talking to strange men if you already have one?
      • rex84, on 04/25/2008, -3/+33a strange man?
      • formido, on 04/25/2008, -5/+1For the very reason you suspect.
      • Idalaide, on 04/25/2008, -1/+5Well what is she supposed to do? Should she completely ignore the random stranger trying to pick her up? And men don't only hit on women in bars, it happens at bus stops, grocery stores, at work, anywhere. Mentioning a boyfriend is a quick and easy out.
      • artliquide, on 04/26/2008, -0/+6Oh god. You really have no idea. Get a few beers in a guy at a bar and he'll be all over you the minute you make eye contact. It's really annoying when I'm listening to a band, completely ignoring anyone else around me (other than friends with me), and some dude comes up, apologizes for interrupting, and starts to try to pick you up. I sent no signals for that guy to come over. I didn't smile at him, or intentionally make eye contact, yet he's so horny he feels he has the obligation to barge into my conversations or my enjoyment of the band...it's not that many of us choose to have strange men come up to us, compliment us, touch us. They just do, and sometimes they won't even take no for an answer. So annoying.

        I love to talk to anyone who has something interesting to say. I don't mind someone barging in if it's genuine, but most of the time, the guys are idiots and are just trying to get laid.

        More often than not, telling him I'm taken gets rid of him.
        • xptoast, on 04/27/2008, -0/+2What if we don't want to get laid but just want a nice female to be around once in a while? I don't want a strange lay. I want a wife for lays. Having a wife would be a whole crapload better than a strange lay. I would just enjoy the company of different women for hanging out with...not getting the strange.
          • artliquide, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1Are you male???? lol.
          • xptoast, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Sure am a male. Hence the I want a wife part. I am just a bit matured from prior experiences and not wanting to hurt myself intentionally.
    • jetsetter883, on 04/25/2008, -5/+4guys are not talking to you to become your 'friend'. if you already have a boyfriend, don't lead us on. there should be more guys like the dude in this video.
      • xptoast, on 04/25/2008, -0/+3Eh half true. Well mostly but not all want more than a friend. For instance I would just like to have a bunch of female friends than a date as of now because I don't quite trust women at the current time for the fact that my wife left me for a guy she had been wanting since before I had married her. I didn't even know this guy was around.
        • mpdid, on 04/26/2008, -4/+0Don't marry the first poon you get with
        • zeabu, on 04/26/2008, -1/+3Having some female friends is a nice source of women, and good publicity.
    • Ataxia2008, on 04/25/2008, -1/+11I think there should some sort of universal garment and/or colour coding to represent your status.
      • prgmctan, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1facebook
        • Ataxia2008, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1I think I'm the only person not in the 3rd Worl who doesn't use FaceBook...
      • fatcatman, on 04/27/2008, -1/+0I agree. Something that's easy to see. Perhaps a small, round object made of precious metals and potentially encrusted with precious stones, depending on the seriousness of the relationship. One could put it on his or her left hand... This is brilliant. I'm going to tell everyone I know. We'll start a new tradition.
    • junkwheel, on 04/25/2008, -2/+43Oooh, a girl, lets all reply.
    • DoMaGe, on 04/26/2008, -0/+5^^^ Kicks your dog
    • blackcat24, on 04/26/2008, -0/+5I try to avoid overly flirty guys. I'm engaged now, but when I had boyfriends in the past, if someone else was overly flirty, or flirted with me at all, I just tried my hardest to get out of the conversation, asap. I probably wouldn't have to tell them I had a boyfriend, they would find out on their own.
    • rickyroca, on 04/27/2008, -4/+3Like on your back with your ankles around my neck? or on all fours with my c**k in your ass?
      Is that what you meant?....No? oh sorry, I thought you said awkward POSITION!
  • temujin87, on 04/25/2008, -56/+1Funnier Version:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
    • msk275, on 04/25/2008, -4/+9Another Rick Roll.
      Hucking Filarious!... not.
    • fandyboy, on 04/25/2008, -2/+19If that's a rickroll you deserve to have your face put in an industrial furnace.
    • DCJoeDogaswell, on 04/25/2008, -2/+6and another one gets added to the rickroll block list, congratz
    • jc7012, on 04/25/2008, -1/+14Seriously? That's your best effort? a funnier version?
    • mattbeetee, on 04/25/2008, -1/+20Never gonna give UuiU up,
      Never gonna let you down,
      Never gonna run aRHA0nd
      And desert you!
    • CannedMango, on 04/25/2008, -0/+7How cute, you just discovered RickRolling
    • n0c0ntr0l, on 04/25/2008, -3/+1You see, if you post a youtube link, and it happens to have negative diggs, it will certainly get more, because it will 100% be a rick roll. Noones laughing any more, go away.
    • mkolleen, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1He probably gets off on getting buried. We should have just left him at 0 or -5 diggs or something.
    • CombatSteve, on 04/26/2008, -0/+4***** YOU!
    • AngusSteel, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1Wait this rick roll is better in case u want to use www.smouch.net/lol
  • ConNERD, on 04/25/2008, -5/+38When I was watching this video, an ad for engagement rings came up. Awesome.
  • waldo686, on 04/25/2008, -6/+169haha i know the punchline that hes gonna say every time, but i can't stop laughing when its delivered
    • HitLines, on 04/25/2008, -18/+2I was hoping that the last one would say "I have a girlfriend" to which he would respond: "Hell yea," and continue helping the lady in distress. Brits never seem to get it 100% right.
      • hearty, on 04/25/2008, -1/+0No, you must be one of those guys that lives in the "lesbian girl fantasy lala land" go out and chat one up and see what I mean.
      • chris1012, on 04/25/2008, -2/+1No, it seems like you never seem to get it 100% right.
      • Ramble, on 04/25/2008, -2/+1Well considering the vista of great comedy we come up with, and then your 'attepts' then I'd postulate it's you who never gets it right.
      • Ataxia2008, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2Americans got it 100% right in Vietnam
    • brettuthius, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1OMG. I couldn't stop laughing after the first punchline, so I missed all the rest. I'll need to watch the rest in sections.
      Still laughing.
  • nthpro, on 04/25/2008, -22/+3Lame
  • KevinFederline, on 04/25/2008, -31/+7stupid stupid stupid and stupid !
  • Bacontastic, on 04/25/2008, -5/+404I love how they bleep out "*****" but not "*****".
    • bovilexia, on 04/25/2008, -1/+8blame fonda
    • WiLLGT09, on 04/25/2008, -2/+55actually, I hate how they bleep out anything.
    • yohnstoppable, on 04/25/2008, -0/+40I hate how people bleep out *hit in a way where you can tell what they are saying. Makes the whole censorship thing completely f*cking pointless. Is it not the meaning, but simply HEARING wtf someone says that makes it so bad? Fu*king retarded
    • hellotherapist, on 04/25/2008, -2/+12It's strange how you can have graphic violence in a show like 24 or Prison Break but they don't seem to curse in them.
      • mpdid, on 04/26/2008, -3/+1DAMNIT Chloe! We're running out of time!
    • Heavypettingzoo, on 04/28/2008, -0/+2ya, bleep ***** but show an entire video of such [amazing] dog-puntry... the whole system baffles me.
  • fandyboy, on 04/25/2008, -14/+2A ring don't mean a thing!
    • Dirtynoodle111, on 04/25/2008, -1/+4I don't understand. What does having a ring have to do with a woman having a boyfriend?
  • msk275, on 04/25/2008, -20/+15That was funnier than expected. I just busted out laughing in my business class just now.
  • ieure, on 04/25/2008, -17/+2Old.
  • slvrhawq, on 04/25/2008, -7/+38"It means why put bay windows on a ***** house". haha. The shock appeal of the first ***** you was money but the dog kicking was gold.
  • robotto, on 04/25/2008, -13/+12I understand his frustration ;)
  • sonofagun357, on 04/25/2008, -10/+5oh man, the way he kicked the dog at the and then the second dog, that was gratuitous violence.
    • Raphyy, on 04/25/2008, -1/+4I don't know why your being buried, but I laughed extremely loud once I saw it. Since I'm going to get buried too this comment is just a vague memory...
      • Solis, on 04/25/2008, -0/+6He's being buried because it was said at least 10 times above him.
  • IveDefected, on 04/25/2008, -5/+78Who is this comic genius?
    • nicksource, on 04/25/2008, -1/+15He's out of Series 2 of the 'IT Crowd' as the company MD. Not sure who the actor is but he's the comedy nuts.
    • thickdrummer, on 04/25/2008, -0/+37Its Matt Berry. Just about everything he has done has been brilliant. Check out http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1546196/
    • Roger, on 04/26/2008, -0/+10He's great in Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.
      • Intenseboredom, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1***** yes.

        almost nothing i've ever seen has beaten the scene with the shot gun
      • dpmcalli, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1Darkplace needs more love. Buy/steal/download a copy of the DVD for series one now!
    • MaHaGoN, on 04/26/2008, -0/+2One Track Lover!
  • scoot2006, on 04/25/2008, -17/+28This video is comprised of nothing but win.
  • DonSlice, on 04/25/2008, -33/+320I liked it better when I (an unknown digger) submitted it. :/
    http://digg.com/comedy/How_NOT_to_Pick_up_Chicks
    • Digilante, on 04/25/2008, -2/+22blame chaos theory
      • amanilaenvelope, on 04/26/2008, -1/+3what. that game was awesome!!
    • smoger, on 04/25/2008, -19/+133your title failed. stop crying.
    • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -10/+12Ah, crap, I usually don't digg stories that have "whatever_title_2", but didn't catch it this time. I'll undigg this one and digg yours.
    • Mier, on 04/25/2008, -1/+30who the ***** is xboxgamer91?
      • xboxgamer91, on 04/25/2008, -0/+27I concur
      • DeathGod321, on 04/25/2008, -1/+14He's just a man trying to make a living with an xbox and a dream.
        • Twisty, on 04/26/2008, -4/+3One man, one xbox, with a dream, to battle the ultimate xboxer, This summers action packed thriller of the year! xboxgamer91! *ECHO* WHAT THE ***** *ECHO* ***** THAT ***** *ECHO*
    • ATLien74, on 04/25/2008, -6/+18I'm undigging this one and digging yours too. I hate it when that happens.
    • Psythik, on 04/25/2008, -5/+16Dugg yours, buried this one as duplicate.
      Fight the power!
    • evodude, on 04/25/2008, -2/+45I'm going to take no action whatsoever because I don't care!
    • supersteve, on 04/26/2008, -0/+4welcome to digg
    • brettuthius, on 04/26/2008, -1/+2Not only Dugg yours, but will be using this as my unpick up line from now on. Hopefully I'll get a chance to use it.
  • ErikHarrison, on 04/25/2008, -12/+2EPIC.
  • chrissku, on 04/25/2008, -32/+5Eh...not too funny. I'm not into the dry British humor.
    • gutistg, on 04/25/2008, -0/+17Punting a dog is dry?
    • TheSeeker11, on 04/25/2008, -1/+14A Full House fan, eh?
    • CJinNC, on 04/25/2008, -1/+9Can you give an example of something that is hilarious to you? I am not trying to stir up e-conflict, I am just always amazed when people don't "get" early Simpsons, Letterman from the 80's, Monty Python, etc. Dark and silly = funny = great British tradition. Thanks, please illuminate me...
      • chrissku, on 04/25/2008, -4/+1The comedian Louis C.K.

        He's funny. This video wasn't that funny sorry :(
        • thekornreeper, on 04/27/2008, -0/+1Louis Ck is Funny... i liked this video 2 though.
    • kublerross, on 04/26/2008, -2/+2this sucks and isnt funny, but its hardly representative of british humor. more like little boy humor
  • bovilexia, on 04/25/2008, -11/+5as soon as i saw the dogs, i was like please, please tell me he kicks them. that may have just made my day.
  • CZechmate74, on 04/25/2008, -3/+10He's also Dr. Lucien Sanchez from Garth Merenghi's Dark Place - which I thoroughly recommend by the way.
    • thickdrummer, on 04/25/2008, -1/+5Dark Place is absolutely epic! My brother and I actually bought it for each other the day it came out on DVD and ended up with 2 copies each.
      I watch them both at the same time...
    • trashcat, on 04/25/2008, -1/+6Dark Place is incredible. I haven't laughed so hard since dean learner's shotgun skills:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWwYzj47abU&feature ...

      "Well that'll stop him."
    • MaTT2011, on 04/25/2008, -0/+5He's a one track lover, down a two way lane...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH4_mZh-bj8
    • snek, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2Dark Place was just pure insanity, one of the best shows in my collection. Although I'm pretty sure there's a lot of ppl out there who don't understand the comedy behind the production. Every single episode had me in stitches, it's just so incredibly random and badly edited. Pure comedy gold.
  • zephc, on 04/25/2008, -2/+32He'd have more luck if he was more attractive, like as Dagless.

    / http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA3SDHWkUsc
    • Rheic, on 04/25/2008, -0/+13I cannot recommend Garth Marenghi's Darkplace highly enough to anyone who hasn't seen it. It's all on youtube! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNfQ0ORwSDM
    • MaTT2011, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1"She's smooooth,
      Like Ice, cold to the touch and it isn't very nice..."

      ((please continue))
      • thinch, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1...When you're left, alone..
        You let her treat you bad, leave you hanging on the phone...
    • Nealobus, on 04/25/2008, -0/+5It makes me so proud to see that others have seen this incredible series. Well done getting this out there, Zephc.

      For anyone that hasn't seen the series, I've compiled them all on my site: http://www.nealbauer.com/blog.html

      Not a shameless plug for my ***** abandoned blog, I'm just doing my part to spread the word of Garth's brilliance.
    • MastaB, on 04/25/2008, -0/+5...you and he were...buddies, weren't you?
    • Ataxia2008, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2"FAAAATHEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • flapanthers87, on 04/25/2008, -10/+6I love the creepy way he says "ereeectedddd"

    and then followed by a nice slow "ohhhh yaaaaaaaah" after pushing the girl on the swing
  • toolhedtim, on 04/25/2008, -9/+4HA! "It's been said that I'm a Gentleman but never a gentle man....***** YOU!"

    Absolutely great
  • BryanG412, on 04/25/2008, -6/+114that's honestly one of the funniest things i have ever watched, He does what every guy wants to do in those situations
    • mhuggins, on 04/25/2008, -0/+9Yeah, I've always wanted to punt a hot chick's pursedog.
    • Pikachelsea, on 04/26/2008, -5/+2Way to demonstrate just how fake you all are. omg, how dare these girls state the fact that they have a boyfriend. Let's immediately call off the pretense of giving a crap about her as a person. Get over it.
      • Vironex, on 04/27/2008, -1/+2Being letdown about having no chance with her doesn't mean one doesn't respect her as a person. I think you need to calm the ***** down.
  • imightbewrong, on 04/25/2008, -10/+3this is actually quite funny
  • Troy64, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2Matt Berry FTW
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