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Slide Owns Kid Twice watch!

break.com — Some little kid faceplants off at the top of a slide but it doesnt keep him from walking up in once again only to wipeout a second time. Got to love his Mother who just laughs at him.

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  • bballbackus, on 12/01/2007, -12/+130I love how the mom laughs when he falls off.
    • solis365, on 12/01/2007, -6/+166maybe because he's not actually hurt and, miraculously, children dont need to be coddled and stuck in a plastic bubble to prevent them from stubbing a toe.
      • volacide, on 12/01/2007, -9/+5Indeed, all the stupid comments on Break really go to show you kind of community they've got over there. The kid clearly didn't eat it very hard when he fell off the slide and when he bonked his head on it, well, if that would have been enough to really ***** up the rest of his life there would be a lot more mentally handicapped people walking around. Or maybe not walking around...
        • nstanosheck, on 12/01/2007, -1/+20Yeah not walking around, just posting on Digg.
        • skabyss, on 12/01/2007, -0/+5I want my 14 seconds back I wasted on reading your comment.
      • PamalaLauren, on 12/01/2007, -0/+3Amen! I don't run to my kid every time she falls mainly because she's not hurt. I think people don't understand that when you overreact, a child will also. This mother did what most mother's do, ask if the child is fine and then laugh.
      • cawpin, on 12/03/2007, -0/+1I absolutely agree. They need to start putting the damned wooden and steel playground equipment back in. There's nothing quite like slipping of a slick, wet metal bar and catching yourself only to have a 4 inch splinter get shoved into your hand. Kids are being wussified.
    • uziko, on 12/01/2007, -2/+20nice rip off of the posters comment, right under it not very slick
    • DocHoliday22, on 12/01/2007, -5/+62Kid ends up looking like Hitler...
      • jon30041, on 12/01/2007, -4/+4He may initiate a holocaust against all slides everywhere. That would suck, I LOVE slides!
      • DarkSamus, on 12/01/2007, -6/+1i came here just to say that, darlin
    • g3ra1d0, on 12/01/2007, -2/+30he'll be the one laughing when he throws the old bag in a nursing home.
    • banthis, on 12/01/2007, -2/+1Damn, title would've been almost perfect if it said "Kid Owned by Slider 2x in less than 2 mins"
    • LongShlong, on 12/01/2007, -2/+3I love how I hate kids.
    • Tsujigiri, on 12/02/2007, -2/+1I love how there is always commentary in our culture about how we coddle our kids too much these days or that we're raising our future generations to be soft little wussies, yet the first comment on this clip berates the parents for not dropping everything and running to the aid of their child when the kid gets an owie.
  • Quaboo, on 12/01/2007, -2/+65I love that little monkey-sounding squeal he makes.
    • ThePhotoBoy, on 12/01/2007, -6/+2Ditto the monkey squeal..
    • Firehed, on 12/01/2007, -2/+28I was rather a fan of the satanic laugh when the video goes into slo-mo.
    • atomic811, on 12/01/2007, -2/+582slides1boy
      • KarthVader, on 12/03/2007, -1/+1HA! I definitely laughed pretty loudly and disturbed everyone at the library. Yeah, that's right, I'm on digg at the library when I supposed to be studying.

        I fail.
  • MisterEd, on 12/01/2007, -3/+256The date stamp from the video says 1987... over 20 years ago. Wonder if the guy in the video knows someone finally uploaded it to the net.
    • volacide, on 12/01/2007, -1/+37He probably did it himself to make the money that Break gives you if you make it on their site. I know I'm not embarrassed of the videos of me as a child.
      • nihilite, on 12/01/2007, -0/+13tell us more about these videos you speak of.
      • nullx42, on 12/01/2007, -0/+1He has no money or it would show up at the top. also you hav to be a producer i think.
    • theodenking, on 12/01/2007, -1/+87Ahh, I was wondering why the mother wasn't arrested for filming in a playground.
    • MattS, on 12/01/2007, -2/+33*****
  • GrouchGrimes, on 12/01/2007, -8/+1I wonder if i have watched it and laughed more times than the mom has.
    • avisotin, on 12/01/2007, -1/+5I tell you, I take back everything I ever said about slow mo being lame. Seeing the kid stack it for the first time in slow mo... over and over... had me pissing myself with laughter. Christ, I'm going to watch it again now.
  • hfxadv, on 12/01/2007, -14/+1681987... the last great kid generation
    • beasty_dave_Mk2, on 12/01/2007, -10/+2 gobots
    • tybris, on 12/01/2007, -1/+1Thank you I guess...
    • skabyss, on 12/01/2007, -1/+8That brought a tear to my eye.
    • had3l, on 12/01/2007, -0/+7I was 4 years old back then... I remember I used to play with old used tires covered in some kind of brightly colored lead based paint. Ah, simpler times....
      • Sawta, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1And all of the rusted bolts that were stuck in them :)
    • PorcupineTree, on 12/01/2007, -0/+6I don't know, I was born in 1990 and I have a lot of memories of playgrounds that weren't child-safe. I remember climbing all over playgrounds that if I had fallen off, I could have easily broken a few bones after landing with a "thud" onto the compacted dirt below. My friends and I used to dare each other to jump off of the highest points and noone was ever seriously hurt. As for bullies, we didn't have the "schoolyard bully" so much as we had packs of kids kicking the crap out of each other at recess.

      Those were some good times. It wasn't until I was around 8 or 9 that all of the safety crap started to take place in my area and those old playgrounds were torn down.
      • paulisnotdead, on 12/02/2007, -0/+2I was born in '92 and I have some good memories of landing face first on gravel from the monkey bars (I was a champ I used to flip upside down and hang on with one hand, so awesome)
      • Sawta, on 12/02/2007, -0/+2Oh man, I still remember being in 4th grade ( 95' or 96' ) and looking at the twisted remains after school. They had just torn down the jungle gym and monkey bars. I was excited because I thought they were going to put in NEW, BETTER one's..after a week or two I started to get the picture. It still brings a ***** tear to my eye all these years later.
    • aTTicus78, on 12/01/2007, -0/+6Exactly! Before the PC Police and the "Everybody's a winner" parents took over. Now all the kids are just a bunch of whinny wimps
    • suprememilo, on 12/02/2007, -6/+188 u idiot.
  • mp3dog, on 12/01/2007, -5/+197The kid looks like he's sporting a Hitler moustache after that last fall.
  • MadeInGuam, on 12/01/2007, -12/+211Dugg for slow motion: "COOMMMEEEE HEEERREEEEE GIIINNNGEEERR FAAAACCCEEE"
    • pharekyz, on 12/01/2007, -5/+37I think she said, "Come here, d'ja hit yer face?" :)
      • had3l, on 12/01/2007, -1/+22Yeah, first time I heard "ginger" face too lol. But now that i replay it, "did you hit your" seems more plausible.
    • edein, on 12/01/2007, -1/+2damn, how did you guys find my video? Now everybody gonna call me gingerface again :(
    • bewareofcabbage, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1I was sure the first time, she called him "ginger face" :p
    • Seanpr123, on 12/02/2007, -1/+1I found that rather annoying actually
  • vpshockwave, on 12/01/2007, -28/+43As.. eh.. cute as this was, I dont think it's quite digg material. It's just a kid falling off a slide twice.
    • uziko, on 12/01/2007, -9/+4it must be really really slow news day, it was lame
    • wedgemartin, on 12/01/2007, -2/+4Yeah... Plus, the kid has the coordination of a turnip. What's up with that. I want that 30 seconds of my life back.
      • sgtbutterscotch, on 12/01/2007, -0/+5"the kid has the coordination of a turnip"
        ...yeah, that was the funny part.
    • Gimpishi, on 12/01/2007, -1/+8Well, apparently 88% of people believe the media is focuses on trivial matters.... perhaps digg is demonstrating why the media focuses on them....
  • Poland, on 12/01/2007, -9/+21Hitler?
  • halvertos, on 12/01/2007, -11/+3i love the kids hitler sand mustache after the second fall.
  • AlMightyBob90, on 12/01/2007, -12/+2Heil!
  • angrynorwegian, on 12/01/2007, -20/+13a 2 minute video with about 15 seconds of actual content that sucks anyway..not digg material
    • TerrorByteX, on 12/01/2007, -2/+1I agree. Fill in the blank Digg story titles are not needed --> ____ owns ____.

      I don't know how this stuff makes front page.
    • TrevorBelmont, on 12/01/2007, -1/+2I love when people play "The Arbiter of Digg-worthiness" after hundreds of people have dugg something.
      "Remove this video from my sight! it displeases me." quoth the Sultan of Cyberspace.
  • itsripitsrip, on 12/01/2007, -13/+7surely his mullet should have saved him.
  • pepsiMIN, on 12/01/2007, -10/+0RRRRR, fail !
  • LimeParrot, on 12/01/2007, -9/+4cute kid
    • LimeParrot, on 12/03/2007, -0/+1why digg me down... sif he isn't cute...
  • KaptainKandy, on 12/01/2007, -12/+13"Come here ginger face." How endearing.
    • mikochu, on 12/01/2007, -4/+11I think she said "Come here, didja hit your face?" lol
    • merdiesel, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1ah, I heard ginger face too.. lol
  • Robozilla, on 12/01/2007, -3/+42I want that kid's tigers jacket, that's awesome.
    • crushfan, on 12/01/2007, -0/+4You can steal one at playgrounds anytime you want.. but in 1987 :(
  • hammerpants, on 12/01/2007, -9/+43Dugg for sadistic video editor.
  • chkdg8, on 12/01/2007, -24/+2Sick ass Mom laughing at the expense of her child. This kid grew up to be Justin Timberlake.
    • KLowD9x, on 12/01/2007, -1/+9I'm sure this kid is perfectly fine.

      Now, lets talk about your parents...
  • solis365, on 12/01/2007, -20/+2hooray, you watched a 5 year old hurt himself on a playground for ***** and giggles.

    maybe it would have been funny if it had been a person with, you know, fully developed motor skills and a sense of balance...
    the video sucks anyway
    • KLowD9x, on 12/01/2007, -0/+10Hooray, you're reading a 19 year old make an ass of himself on Digg for the enjoyment of others!
  • Idrive, on 12/01/2007, -4/+14The moms laughing is somehow the funniest part of that clip...
  • jollyjeffery, on 12/01/2007, -8/+2And now he plays video games.
  • sliptech, on 12/01/2007, -3/+11wow, the humiliation of others truly is entertaining.
    • DickInyerhole, on 12/01/2007, -0/+3thanks Freud, thought the digg counter clarified that
  • ultralights, on 12/01/2007, -16/+49i hate the repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat s l o m m o t i o n replay..
  • drewowilson, on 12/01/2007, -7/+13this is outrageous. there needs to be a sign on all slides stating that they are intended to be slid down on, because a good percentage of the general public does not not how to operate one.
    • johnny23, on 12/01/2007, -1/+13lol, brought to you by the people who made us put "this beverage is hot" labels on coffee and "do not use in shower" labels on hair dryers.
      • panteradactyl, on 12/01/2007, -0/+2I saw a warning on a meat cutter that said "warning, knife will cut". In the same leauge I'd say.
      • BackEnThaWomb, on 12/05/2007, -0/+1on a chainsaw: Do not stop blades with hands or genitalia.
    • zachshmack, on 12/01/2007, -0/+1It's a damn playground.
  • biggychong, on 12/01/2007, -12/+24When did digg become the new America's Funniest Home Videos? Buried as lame.
    • uziko, on 12/01/2007, -10/+2if it continues like this, i will be out here, I'm disappointed with digg for letting this get to the front page
      • wedgemartin, on 12/01/2007, -0/+5Digg didn't cause the video to make it to the front page. The Digg community did.
    • anaesthetica, on 12/01/2007, -1/+5You can uncheck the "Comedy Videos" section instead of whinging constantly.
      • biggychong, on 12/01/2007, -5/+1First off, go f*ck yourself. Secondly, there is a large quantity of new, creative, and quality comedy videos, and I would rather watch those than a 20+ year old video that lacks any intellectual stimulation.
      • DharmaTurtle, on 12/02/2007, -1/+1Ah... yes. I always reach for Digg's comedy video section for intellectual content. It's teh best on thar nets!
  • PrettyAngels, on 12/01/2007, -22/+3small everybody children should is in the care of a guardian is parents or relative , should not liberate play alone because , might born dangerous by we no expect
    • Coffeedemon, on 12/01/2007, -2/+19Me speak english not good so. Understand no write.
    • TrevorBelmont, on 12/01/2007, -0/+4That was AWESOME!!!
    • crushfan, on 12/01/2007, -0/+3Google Translate is not accurate as you think it is, mate.
  • Coffeedemon, on 12/01/2007, -7/+1OMG look at all that unsafe playground equipment. Love the evil slowed down speech too with the master of puppets laugh near the end.
  • Ventolin, on 12/01/2007, -14/+9What the ***** is this, America's Funniest Home Videos? Buried.

    edit, dammit Biggy, you beat me to it.
    • biggychong, on 12/01/2007, -3/+2Don't ya hate when that happens and people digg ya down?

      (dugg ya up btw)
      • panteradactyl, on 12/01/2007, -0/+2Dugg you both down for being a little too lovey dovey with each other there
        • JustinHopewell, on 12/02/2007, -1/+0Dugg down for discouraging positivity.
  • leprix, on 12/01/2007, -8/+2the last three seconds of the video are horrifying.
  • GIFF3, on 12/01/2007, -8/+12dugg for the video being older than me.
  • Subvexer, on 12/01/2007, -8/+2So THAT's how they make politicians.
  • ZMerlin, on 12/01/2007, -3/+1Mother sounds like the devil or satan or something during the slo-mo's.
  • uziko, on 12/01/2007, -9/+1bury this *****, if you dugg this go here, http://abc.go.com/primetime/afv/index?pn=index, don't come back
  • ziggyonice, on 12/01/2007, -3/+1hahahahahaha
  • periwinklecache, on 12/01/2007, -12/+0The kid is tough. The kid is determined. He will be a Marine. The mom is cracked. Could she not put the camera down before filming her son's face full of mud? That is so funny isn't it. I'm sure he will appreciate the humor when he is grown. :-(
    • Pureeviljester, on 12/01/2007, -0/+2your kid is gonna be a brat and call your mom a bitch and she won't do anything about it. just a prediction
  • ColonelJessup, on 12/01/2007, -4/+21Nowadays, the mother would have sued the makers of the playground equipment citing "mental anguish" or some stupid ***** like that....................................
    • knuckles, on 12/01/2007, -1/+8I doubt that, the likely scenario would be that the child would be taken away from the mother by a social worker and examined for mental fitness (after all, she laughed when the kid fell off the slide). I think THAT is the take-away message here, and I have to say that as much as I laughed at it (happened to me many times) the reality is that we have a bunch of freaks in government that would be all over me in a heartbeat claiming I'm a careless parent.

      There was an article here on DIGG a few weeks ago about a guy that got 1 year in jail, a fine and has been labeled a CHILD MOLESTER simply for SCOLDING a kid that ran out into traffic (or some-such incident).
  • hisideaofagift, on 12/01/2007, -6/+1Another sorry slide story:
    http://indianhillmediaworks.typepad.com/another_lo ...
  • teaBagger, on 12/01/2007, -4/+1TARDED?
  • jwalske, on 12/01/2007, -4/+13The good ol' 80's...if that would've happened today, the mom probably would've dropped the camera, and taken the kid to the ER! Then she'd have to worry about a Staph infection...
  • frsrblch, on 12/01/2007, -2/+6Why is a video of a kid climbing a slide in Digg? If there is anyone in here who didn't climb slides as a child, I'd say your childhood was missing something.

    The only thing of note here is the fact that somebody had such a nice camcorder over 20 years ago.
  • Grumps, on 12/01/2007, -2/+8Just take the freaking stairs! Slides were made to slide, not climb!
    • Akronos, on 12/01/2007, -1/+7Only noobs used those. If you had balls back , you would climb the slides, even if it was a hot summer day and the slides felt like touching a hot iron.
  • daakone, on 12/01/2007, -1/+12Whoever made this seems to subscribe to the spanish television blooper show philosophy that the more times you repeat a section of video the better it will get.
  • CarGuy, on 12/01/2007, -6/+3Buried for lack of Bob Saget voice over
  • o0adam0o, on 12/01/2007, -1/+5That mullet is throwing his balance off.
  • shcon, on 12/01/2007, -6/+0lol you can't bury this... IT'S TOO FUNNY! Oh man, its funny because you know he's going to get hurt again. Hahaha!! lol oh man, I love kids they're such little troopers. He bashes his face then he goes back up. lol, his jacket, him pointing to where he got hit.... its so freaking classic. The mom laughing is the best part for sure, because she's just waiting for him to fall off the slide after racking his balls. ROFL oh god, I laughed so long.
  • z0mbie2099, on 12/01/2007, -2/+1He became the CEO of SCO.
  • britblogger, on 12/01/2007, -2/+3dugg for the close up video of his hitlered little mush.

    ginger face... I wish I could digg twice.
  • belfastbiker, on 12/01/2007, -7/+7That's how you ruin a mediocre vid with multiple and slomo replays.

  • withears, on 12/01/2007, -0/+1Just play the dang video. We see what happened.

    But there' are reasons why stupid parents aren't supposed to let their stupid brats go up the slide the wrong way. These are 2 of them.
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