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  • jts8, on 07/02/2008, -59/+679Om, nom, nom!
    • elfs1der, on 07/03/2008, -45/+5BAHA, i like the bakery! it brings the hope to life.... can you pick corn out of poo?
    • fakekevinrose, on 07/03/2008, -77/+19Why the hell did Om nom ect become funny? it should be an auto bury at this point.
      • Blademan88, on 07/03/2008, -10/+72om nom nom nom!
      • Aursquared, on 07/03/2008, -11/+57om nom nom nom?
      • dylio, on 07/03/2008, -30/+7?mon mon mon mO
      • ayeroxor, on 07/03/2008, -10/+7"Why the hell did Om nom ect become funny?"

        ect? Come talk to us about humor when you're mature enough to know really difficult, complex phrases like "et cetera". Here's a hint: there's no "ect" in "et cetera". Until you can figure this out on your own, we'll try and make more poop jokes just for you and your amazing comedic senses.
      • nicheplayer, on 07/03/2008, -12/+7Agreed. "Om nom nom" is ***** lame. Especially when used with commas? Doesn't that miss the whole point?
      • TBBucs, on 07/03/2008, -2/+10I laughed.
      • Trublmakr, on 07/03/2008, -1/+3It's not funny out of context,. but in this case frikkin it's hilarious.
    • DinosWillDie13, on 07/03/2008, -27/+1keep it at 69!
    • douch3mom, on 07/03/2008, -19/+9NOM NOM NOM
    • BetterOffEd, on 07/03/2008, -5/+15Slurp.
    • EWChomp, on 07/03/2008, -1/+25MOM?
    • Sevenfeet, on 07/03/2008, -1/+9C is for....well, not for cookie in this case.
    • Jowe, on 07/03/2008, -12/+7that girl is a pretty cool guy eh sucks on microphones and doesn't afraid of anything
    • redemptionmatt, on 07/03/2008, -8/+2om lame lame
    • ausoff2, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2how the hell does this lamest meme on the internet get 613 diggs? Im with the 56 smart people who burried this crap.
  • digjam, on 07/02/2008, -26/+11They sing too?
    • MattFid, on 07/02/2008, -13/+3Oh digjam, sorry about your luck dude.
    • fit4130, on 07/03/2008, -2/+4All you'd hear is "ummannummakllllurssssss *slurp* ummmmmammmmmannnnnnnnn *slight gag*
  • MattFid, on 07/02/2008, -22/+8Work it!
  • TrueBlueJP90, on 07/02/2008, -14/+443Ironically it's the only non-blonde...

    What?
    • afractus, on 07/03/2008, -24/+15It's called hair coloring. I heard about it on the internets.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_coloring
      • lamiaconfitor, on 07/03/2008, -1/+39Nah, her eyebrows are black. still, I'd do the hell out of her.
      • BenKenobi88, on 07/03/2008, -1/+13She probably dyed her eyebrows...looks fake.
      • bhdakanat, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2lol, the brunette just has her mouth open the most. They are all sluts.
      • edwartica, on 07/03/2008, -0/+5What do you call a blond who dies her hair black? Artificial intelligence.
    • unknownohm, on 07/03/2008, -1/+30it's a trick question, all three are
      • rentmitchum, on 07/03/2008, -1/+8Yea one looks ready to lick it, one looks like she's imagining sucking it and the other one is just about to suck.
      • ajv570, on 07/03/2008, -3/+1The three different kinds of women
    • shadowfoxmi, on 07/03/2008, -5/+1dont be hatin' bro!
    • cutekelvins, on 07/03/2008, -0/+17Past, Future, Present

      just sucked, will suck, sucking.
  • JlmAWP, on 07/02/2008, -5/+570She's even doing the "yummy" motion with the other hand.
    • temporaryescape, on 07/03/2008, -17/+5Yummy cummy... damn I've gone too far again. Once a mind gets dirty it cannot be cleaned.
      • doctorfungi, on 07/03/2008, -1/+3So how are all the 6th Birthday parties these days anyways?
    • DiggUmFrog, on 07/03/2008, -4/+4Bitchin.
    • SwitchXFactor, on 07/03/2008, -5/+2Literally busted into laughter before 8AM on my quiet office building floor. Great comment.
      • johnnysaucepn, on 07/03/2008, -1/+20Literally? Hope someone cleaned up afterwards.
    • zeabu, on 07/03/2008, -0/+5The brunette is just trying to blend in with her 2 friends. She's actually intelligent and shy.
      • edwartica, on 07/03/2008, -0/+8She wasn't last night!!!!!
      • yaddayaddayoda, on 07/03/2008, -2/+1Thus answering the question... "Will it blend?"
      • edwartica, on 07/03/2008, -1/+3@yaddayaddayoda
        a) we're off the air.
        b) FAIL!
  • blackinthmiddle, on 07/02/2008, -22/+17I think the blond on the left is watching her technique!
  • Retrodigg123, on 07/02/2008, -27/+13Aww its black =[
  • Elliottx, on 07/02/2008, -27/+11"No...you sexy microphone you stop it! ..Don't make me eat you, you sexy little micro-OMNOMNOMNOM!"

    What a hoe.
    • ausoff2, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1Stop Saying NOM you internet summabitch.
  • taters05456, on 07/03/2008, -15/+5Seriously, He came on to me, It wasn't my idea, honest!
  • badwithcomputer, on 07/03/2008, -19/+362there was a girl at my high school who is still known as the chick that put her mouth around the entire top of the bong the first time she smoked out of one. needless to say, she never had a problem finding a date for friday night.
    • UltramegaOK, on 07/03/2008, -21/+162I love your stories Badwithcomputer. They make me horny.












      OGC
      • nafai, on 07/03/2008, -2/+5giggity
      • dezwald, on 07/03/2008, -5/+3can someone tell me OGC means?? i see it everywhere.....and i have no idea.

        i feel soo left out.
      • LoopyChew, on 07/03/2008, -0/+10Tilt your head to the left, and maybe you'll see it. Otherwise, Urban Dictionary is your friend.
      • sdcarter, on 07/03/2008, -2/+1@ dezwald:

        Turn your head sideways.
      • jer2eydevil88, on 07/03/2008, -2/+1If you look at it sides it looks like a man pleasuring himself.... I didn't even want to know that until you asked it then I had to urbandictionary it.

        http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=OGC
    • BasharTeg, on 07/03/2008, -21/+5sage
    • BattleChimp, on 07/03/2008, -2/+42I'm going to regret telling the horde this, but the first time I hit a bong was in front of about 6 of my friends and I totally deep throated that mother *****.
      • BoneheadFarker, on 07/03/2008, -0/+37Uh huh...you know, it doesn't quite work the same when it's a guy...
      • burhaan, on 07/03/2008, -3/+2Must have been quite a scene...
      • doctorfungi, on 07/03/2008, -3/+26Did you shove it up your ass when you were done with it too?
    • dafragsta, on 07/03/2008, -7/+2What kinda puny pipes are you guys smoking? Most of the ones I've seen are almost 2" across and your mouth goes INSIDE, not on the outside.
      • junkwheel, on 07/03/2008, -1/+23Objects of 2" across will go inside any orifice of even the most respectable of sluts.
      • leopardflames, on 07/03/2008, -0/+8so you're saying you can't open your mouth that wide?
      • BoneheadFarker, on 07/03/2008, -0/+4@junkwheel

        Ok, that's just a lead-in to a story. Don't tease us...
      • dafragsta, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1I've never seen a penis, not even Dirk Diggler, that was as wide as your average bong, and not that I fellate phalic objects, but no. That's like 2 1/2 beer bottle tops across.
    • NCg8r, on 07/03/2008, -2/+9Observe, rehearse, then emulate. It works for most things in life, but it's pretty important in social situations. It's how I faked my way through 2 Masses, a First Communion and a Bah Mitvah.
  • richman241, on 07/03/2008, -19/+10OGC
  • samoan27, on 07/03/2008, -16/+6It's the non-blonde one!?
  • TakeMyCrabs, on 07/03/2008, -5/+63You better hope she's not a biter!
  • rainbabyj, on 07/03/2008, -5/+22Sites slowing down.. heres a mirror:
    http://www.1cup1coffee.com/img/diggmirror/c4e6c743 ...
  • douch3mom, on 07/03/2008, -4/+104Just the tip
  • WYendrys, on 07/03/2008, -16/+2OGC
  • fakekevinrose, on 07/03/2008, -14/+236Hey guys, sluts are good people.
    • passedoutghost, on 07/03/2008, -10/+2In bed only.
    • burhaan, on 07/03/2008, -7/+2I just fired one this afternoon :/
    • Erasser999, on 07/03/2008, -3/+6HIt it and quit it.
    • doctorfungi, on 07/03/2008, -1/+19I don't know if you're kidding around or not, but some of the nicest and most intelligent girls I know are maaajor sluts.

      Just because one takes the ***** regularly, does not make them a bad person. Except for Larry Craig.
    • arplayer2k, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1The best kinds of people... there for you at your beck and call, when the rest of the world would rather make you climb a hill...
  • basevillin, on 07/03/2008, -12/+154Girl I got another microphone for you... I mean... MACROphone! Macro!
  • Tyrghast, on 07/03/2008, -21/+10$20 says she's at church.
    $30 says whatever clergy they have taught her how.
    • truspect0r, on 07/03/2008, -13/+1$40 says it's photoshopped.
      • twiztidsinz, on 07/03/2008, -1/+34$100 says it's really just a bad angle.
    • alkaline3217, on 07/03/2008, -2/+1actually, I think Tyrghast is right about the church thing. dude behind her looks like he's wearing a robe. The whole scene (besides the obvious) looks exactly like the evangelical church my parents made me go to when I was a kid. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw it.
      • kaph, on 07/03/2008, -0/+5The "Dude behind her" looks like he's in an enlarged photo print hanging from the wall to me.....
  • jinxcy, on 07/03/2008, -4/+43Audix i5's for vocals!?!?! It can't be!! O.o
    • drgmdp, on 07/03/2008, -1/+6that was a pretty nerdish comment..
    • notlenny2, on 07/03/2008, -0/+17I mean, not everyone can afford Beta 58s or sennheiser 935s.

      too far over the nerd line?
      • jinxcy, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1Haha I have one beta and several SM58's
        I flip a coin to decide who gets the beta
    • diggtochina, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2For my recording buddies who are nerds like me :
      Michael Jackson used a Shure SM7b (a dynamic microphone) to recorded the vocals on Thriller.
      http://www.jrrshop.com/images/images_big/shuresm7b ...

      • notlenny2, on 07/03/2008, -0/+3I love the SM7b. Next to the Nuemann U47 its probably my favorite vocal mic.
    • wilkinnh, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1sm87a's FTW
    • doctorfungi, on 07/03/2008, -0/+5If someone put one of my i5's in their mouth, no matter how hot they were, I'd cringe.
    • Stevo592, on 07/03/2008, -1/+4Haha, I think they used that mic cause shes like a drum you can bang her all day long!
      (audix i5's are commonly used for micing snare drums)
  • Bologner, on 07/03/2008, -11/+3When typing "slut" on the Skul Shock HL 22 Deathmatch server, you get:
    "Hi, I'm Alex Vance"
  • Ryan166, on 07/03/2008, -14/+39optical illusion!

    but I'd still take head from her.
  • SmellyFingers, on 07/03/2008, -10/+3Caturday? So soon?
  • stickstickly, on 07/03/2008, -8/+218dont forget to cup the balls...
    • BushidoReverend, on 07/03/2008, -2/+3and drop your jaw.
    • dafragsta, on 07/03/2008, -0/+5Mind the stepchildren.
    • serif69, on 07/03/2008, -0/+6You're never gonna win with those thin bird lips you have.
    • chrishirsch, on 07/03/2008, -0/+6And grow a goddamn mustache would ya?
  • biggdeedubb, on 07/03/2008, -8/+1Is it the one that is licking it... or the one mouthing the tip... ah who cares it is time to close my eyes and imagine that I am the mic.
  • CerMakAlot, on 07/03/2008, -14/+8This is begging for a proper photoshopping...
    • pookkake, on 07/03/2008, -0/+15you mean we could give her two penises for antennae?
  • vacax, on 07/03/2008, -16/+15Meh, lame
  • teh_spazz, on 07/03/2008, -8/+3I'm in.
  • ophello, on 07/03/2008, -13/+2It's just the angle. It isn't really in her mouth, but in front of it. 79% of you thought it was photoshopped, didn't you...naw, this is probably how it looked when the pic was taken.
    • CerMakAlot, on 07/03/2008, -0/+11No way. Couldn't be the angle. You're crazy.
    • doctorfungi, on 07/03/2008, -0/+3The first two sentences of that sound like something a kid would say to himself repetitively at rapid pace whilst rocking back and forward right after walking in on his parents engaged in a BJ.
  • TwwIX, on 07/03/2008, -4/+44Blonde 1 wants to lick it, Blonde 2 is about to guzzle it down while the Brunette is wondering where the filling is.
  • FatherDEath, on 07/03/2008, -11/+4HEY THATS MY GIRLFRIEND
    • tofur, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2"HEY THAT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND"

      There, I fixed it for you.
    • IronPwnage, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1I don't believe you have a girlfriend, enjoy your hand.
  • krisscofield, on 07/03/2008, -11/+6Sage goes in all fi-..oh *****, I'm on Digg.
  • carl25, on 07/03/2008, -4/+3yea look at the way the 2 blondes grab the mic, atleast the far right is using 2 fingers properly
  • DrCyclops, on 07/03/2008, -8/+3Buried with extreme prejudice.
  • jibbajabba2, on 07/03/2008, -8/+3Consider me motiviated.
  • Plower, on 07/03/2008, -1/+13If this was at church...I might go Sunday
  • UNDERSTAR, on 07/03/2008, -13/+134Oh, now I get it. The girl on the right is handling that microphone in her mouth like she was sucking *****.
    • dilibau, on 07/03/2008, -30/+2d'oh... you haven't been laid lately, haven't ya?
    • burton3660, on 07/03/2008, -0/+12Good job, but I'm all out of free internet coupons.:-(
  • Trav3133, on 07/03/2008, -9/+4headline is lol
  • mabbasc, on 07/03/2008, -11/+5She likes 'em brothers
  • fudged71, on 07/03/2008, -18/+6WHAT THE ***** IS THIS DOING ON THE FRONT PAGE

    I got pissed off seeing the other ones getting thousands of diggs
    this is pissing the ***** out of me
    you have no idea
    • sockpuppets, on 07/03/2008, -0/+14I'm digging it just to piss you off further.
    • jibbajabba2, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1I AGREE I HATE FUNNY STUFF TOO
    • dudefaceguyman, on 07/03/2008, -1/+3Damn, if THIS is what pisses you off you must be a very very angry person all the time.
    • tramblings, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2Yea... I agree slapstick humor isn't really newsworthy.
  • paranoiabacon, on 07/03/2008, -38/+5DIGG IS 4CHAN
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    • lundeja, on 07/03/2008, -1/+12Wow and the douchiest comment award goes to....
    • OwlFlavored, on 07/03/2008, -18/+3HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
      HITTING CAPS LOCK AND REPEATING SOMETHING OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETS YOU BURIED IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED.
    • ausoff2, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1yeah, right? Im sad to see this MP junk on my front page....
  • dstz, on 07/03/2008, -10/+1Sometime it feel like middle aged moms have taken over Digg, but here we only have 11 years old schoolboys.
    • JohnnyKinder, on 07/03/2008, -0/+4What in gods name are you trying to say mush mouth?
      • sap959, on 07/03/2008, -0/+10he desperately wants to make love to a school boy?
      • iJessicaRabbit, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2lol mush mouth
      • cloudeh, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1at least they have breasts.. oh wait
  • urbanoms, on 07/03/2008, -3/+39In my hood we call getting head ...a mic check

    she has great form

    • sap959, on 07/03/2008, -0/+3check...1 -2... checkcheck 1 2!

    • Heavypettingzoo, on 07/03/2008, -0/+13do u live in radioshack?
    • SatansSpatula, on 07/03/2008, -1/+2In your 'hood? You mean, like, you chat about oral sex with your neighbors?
      • PosedMagnet, on 07/03/2008, -0/+0No, he's from the ghetto where all they do is talk about ***** hoes and gettin bling.
  • davidrools, on 07/03/2008, -1/+70a title like "Sluts" is pretty much a guaranteed click among Digg's userbase
    • jibbajabba2, on 07/03/2008, -0/+8It got me to click...
    • michaee, on 07/03/2008, -1/+8Ditto. Does that make me a bad person?
    • ronaldinho, on 07/03/2008, -0/+6And why not? We all like sluts, especially pretty ones who ASK guys for a mic check. I'm so down with that, bro.
  • ganjaguru, on 07/03/2008, -12/+4Australian Heritage?
    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/200/505294243_29395 ...
    • DforSpiD, on 07/03/2008, -0/+3No, she sucks, he blows...
    • doctorfungi, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1That more resembles a rimjob than a blowjob.
  • Trots, on 07/03/2008, -11/+2All the retards come out at night.

    These comments suck.
    • DigitAl56K, on 07/03/2008, -1/+7Maybe you should use the little red thumbs down button instead of commenting about it.
  • daeus, on 07/03/2008, -7/+2Slutz!
  • ZombieSociety, on 07/03/2008, -2/+119You had me at "sluts."
  • cdf12345, on 07/03/2008, -3/+79someone write a story called "whores" link to http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/kromes/whore ... and see how fast it gets dugg up
  • raid517, on 07/03/2008, -0/+7So which group is this?

    They look familiar.
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