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  • skewl, on 07/21/2008, -23/+40Agnostic power! :)
    • themastersb, on 07/22/2008, -1/+6I've tried this over the past year and it has worked great.
    • xNarrowSoulx, on 07/22/2008, -3/+11Nihilism power! =D
    • Crazymaniacc, on 07/22/2008, -9/+4┏┫　　｜　｜　　┣┓ ┏┓
      ┗┫━━　┃　━━┣┛ 　　┣┫
      　┃　━━━━━　┃ 　┏┳┫┣┳┓　copy and paste
      　┗━━┳━┳━━┛ 　┃　　　　┃　if you dont
      ━━━━┃　┃　　　　　┗━┳┳━┛ give a *****
      ━━━━┃　┗━━━━━━┛┃

      (from youtube comments)
      • grimward, on 07/22/2008, -0/+10I'm sorry, but I just don't give enough of a ***** to not give a *****.

        ... *****
    • alpha88, on 07/22/2008, -3/+3The video said to "not give a *****", not "be indecisive as *****".
  • AmyVernon, on 07/21/2008, -4/+112Jon Lajoie is hilarious... if you've never seen it, check this out (i am in no way connected to jon lajoie, i just think he's funny as hell):
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c4a43aff11
  • bmph8ter, on 07/21/2008, -5/+13AMEN!!
    • nothugo, on 07/22/2008, -0/+2I would comment on the stupidity of your post but, frankly, I just don't give a *****.
  • makenshin, on 07/21/2008, -6/+124Comment NSF - people who give a ***** or don't like the word *****.
    I have to say, other than the 'you'll be able to do list', this basically is how I live. I mean, i'll give a ***** if someone requests my help and I'll manage work for money, but in generally, I don't give a *****. I do live a very stressed free life and have many friends who are always stressed out. Always wonder why they can't just do the same. Life really is much more enjoyable. Live free, just don't give a *****!

    "Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!"
    • Briii, on 07/22/2008, -8/+2NSF

      not safe for what what i ask you what...
      • dlllb, on 07/22/2008, -0/+2Comment not safe for people who give a ***** or dont like the word *****.

        Your eyes fail you.
      • skyroket, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1Not safe for morons who can't read.
    • kingvik, on 07/22/2008, -8/+3This is how I live my life,
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEAeLdEjtgg and
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv5iUlgpmg0&feature ...
    • PeninsulaBoy217, on 07/22/2008, -1/+19Yar Har Fiddle Dee Dee!!! Being a pirate is allright with me!!!
      • cl1tcommander, on 07/22/2008, -2/+2Do what you want 'cuz a pirate is free! You are a pirate!
    • geneticlemon, on 07/22/2008, -1/+14I'm so glad I'm not the only person over the age of 12 who watches LazyTown ...
      • ZombieKiss, on 07/22/2008, -1/+23Why don't you have a seat over there.
    • underdog138, on 07/22/2008, -0/+7I have to agree. Life is too short to sweat the small *****. Relationships, drama, et al, are all in the grand scheme of things, meaningless. What seems like a big god damned deal at the time will in no time flat be able to be reflected upon with a certain amount of disdain that makes one realize why they even gave a ***** to begin with. Pain is temporary, and on a long enough time line, easily forgotten about.

      I only tend to give a ***** about things that have a potential to benefit me monetarily or emotionally. I enjoy what I do for a living, have great friends with no squabbles or drama of any sort, have a supportive family. Anything that rubs me the wrong way gets immediately ignored. My blood pressure was 120 over 75 last time I went to the doctor.

      Stress? What's that?
      • DuffyDirect, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1relationships? drama? nice name drops from ya there Dumpy McGotDumpedALot!
    • Ebulating, on 07/22/2008, -0/+6If I get to stressed out, I try to think "10 exp 100 years" which is over a trillion^8 years and the expected lifetimes of stellar formation, the time it will take for all stars to burn out and no new stars to form.

      It helps to keep my problems in perspective.
    • theodenking, on 07/22/2008, -0/+5Agreed. People often ask me how I don't get stressed or worried. I don't have a particularly deep philosophical answer for them, I just innately don't give a ***** about things. Although I'm sure that will prove bad in the long run...
      • makenshin, on 07/22/2008, -0/+2People often say they wish they could be like me and not get stressed out. I try telling them not to give a *****, but they give too much of a ***** to not give a *****.
    • karel747, on 07/22/2008, -0/+19I'm $90,000 in student-loan debt. Not giving a ***** really helps me deal with the enormous weight of this, and it helps relieve the anxiety I get from not having made a payment in months. Letters from lawyer and court-papers don't mean a thing to me any more.

      Not giving a ***** rocks!!1!
    • pakakapa, on 07/22/2008, -0/+3***** WORK SAFENESS
    • stoanhart, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2I like my approach. I generally give just enough ***** to move forward in life: I am educated, I have a good job, and I make a decent living. However, I don't let anything trip me up. If something doesn't work out the way I want it to, ***** it! Just move on to the next thing because seriously, it doesn't matter.

      I am very stress free - in fact, I don't think I really know what true "stress" feels like in the sense that some people seem to suffer it. Even my most stressful times seem like a minor inconvenience.
  • overt, on 07/21/2008, -5/+107Dugg for title alone.
    • MatchStick, on 07/22/2008, -0/+5i knew i'd love the video just from reading the title
      • Neiby, on 07/22/2008, -4/+2The problem is that once you've read the title, you know exactly what the video is about and you can see the "punchline" coming a mile away. It's really predictable and not really that funny.
    • r3negadeX, on 08/11/2008, -0/+4It's basically been my philosophy on life for years :)
      • RoccoMcTaco, on 07/22/2008, -2/+4The slip is that you gave a ***** enough to inform us.

        *****. I ***** up. I guess I give a ***** enough about that a little.

        What do I do? Oh, yeah.

        *****! I gave a ***** about grammar!

        wait i gave a ***** about grammer

        i have stolen cheese
  • AngusMustang, on 07/21/2008, -23/+61meh.
    • DeathJux, on 07/22/2008, -9/+12Exactly. Mediocre at best. Could have been a lot more funny.
  • mrblue182, on 07/22/2008, -13/+3I was sure this was going to be the onion.
  • plundstedt, on 07/22/2008, -2/+24Everyday normal guy...guy!
  • CindyMindy, on 07/22/2008, -3/+38I had a panic attack one day and it felt like i was dying. For anyone who's ever had one, they know exactly what I'm talking about. Anyway, after a few hours, I finally said to myself "I don't give a ***** if I die! Screw it!" and I calmed down a few minutes later.
    Once someone learns to not be so attached to things and let the cards fall where they may, they'll find that life becomes much more enjoyable. Of course, you shouldn't be reckless. But just stop "giving a *****" about things you can't control.
    • mrsammercer, on 07/22/2008, -3/+8Wait, so you had a panic attack one day, then just decided not to give a ***** and you were cured of future panic attacks? I think you were probably just a little nervous. Either that or you're a ***** jedi.
      • jeuhrn, on 07/22/2008, -0/+7You can control them.
      • xptoast, on 07/22/2008, -1/+6ppphttt you cant control Jedis
      • CindyMindy, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1Where did I say I was cured of my panic attacks? I just calmed down from that specific one. Only later when I got my ***** under control did I realize why when I stop giving a ***** my panic attack had went away.
    • nickbarber, on 07/22/2008, -0/+2Yeah, I know this sounds cheesy, but there was one quote from Tenchu Z that really stood out to me. It was something along the lines of, "Why do you cling to life so desperately?"
    • andretii, on 07/22/2008, -1/+1sorry to hear that man. but, did you die?
  • mrjack92, on 07/22/2008, -4/+8Dugg for being badass.
    • cowsgonemadd3, on 07/22/2008, -6/+1I did not see a bad donkey?
      • YoctoYotta, on 07/22/2008, -0/+3he is talking about a misbehaving bottom.
  • Enochulator, on 07/22/2008, -1/+59Dugg for Steve the badass *****, who doesn't follow orders and says whatever the ***** he wants!
    • OpCzar, on 07/22/2008, -1/+2He looks rehabilitated to me, actually.
    • ih8ducks88, on 07/22/2008, -0/+7"You want some of this bitch?"
  • dcollins, on 07/22/2008, -1/+139I adopted this state of mind last year, and the side effects are not as bad as they seem in this video. The only problem is people who are always giving a ***** can't comprehend how you can't give a *****.
    • tomato3017, on 07/22/2008, -1/+23Hey I don't give a ***** so, ***** YOU!
    • Kristijan12, on 07/22/2008, -0/+11Hey me too, and as you point, it is really interesting (for me) watching people how they dont understand how you can live and dont give a ***** about some things.
    • topgigmedia, on 07/22/2008, -0/+2F 'em then - oh wait you can't.
    • ZombieKiss, on 07/22/2008, -0/+11Its a great way to live.

      When you stop giving a *****, only the things you SHOULD give a ***** about become clear and make it a lot easier to focus on the things that are really important. It's a nice way to get to that "what SHOULD I give a ***** about" stage of life.
  • random255, on 07/22/2008, -9/+4Youtube has already removed this video, which tells me it was cool enough for me to have given a *****, but the ***** is no longer mine to give. Stupid Youtube.
    • lestyoubejudged, on 07/22/2008, -0/+6It was on YouTube when I was there. So does that mean YouTube does or does not give a *****?
    • random255, on 07/22/2008, -0/+5LOL, yeah its back now. Might have been part of that whole "We are currently performing site maintenance. Be cool - we'll be back 100% in a bit." thing. But I don't really give a *****.
  • jakbrud, on 07/22/2008, -2/+202I was about to Digg this story until I realized I just dont give a *****
    • MatchStick, on 07/22/2008, -4/+2i dugg your comment, then i undugg it cuz, well...
  • cl1tcommander, on 07/22/2008, -7/+288***** ALL OF YOU! I KEEP MY CAPS LOCK ON AND I DON'T GIVE A *****!!!!
    • cl1tcommander, on 07/22/2008, -4/+193I ALSO REPLY TO MY OWN COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Sarevok9, on 07/22/2008, -28/+2I do what I want,

      BECAUSE I JUST DON'T GIVE A *****!
    • lolmax, on 07/22/2008, -2/+56CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR NOT GIVING A *****
      • LembasBread, on 07/22/2008, -1/+27I STEAL OLD PHRASES BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A *****.
    • Mutton, on 07/22/2008, -7/+6RON PAUL THATS RIGHT RON PAUL
    • dlllb, on 07/22/2008, -1/+3I MASTURBATE WHILE TYPING WITH CAPS LOCK ON BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A *****
  • klick37, on 07/22/2008, -0/+3560% too much of a *****? I must be at least in the 70-80% range
  • macweirdo42, on 07/22/2008, -1/+5Damnit, I dugg this - so much for not giving a *****. On second thought, whatever, I don't give a *****.
  • MSstar, on 07/22/2008, -11/+5I don't give a ***** about getting dugg down
  • Onji, on 07/22/2008, -0/+177Not giving a ***** is basically the equivalent to reaching Enlightenment.

    Remember all those monks that lit themselves on fire? Do you think THEY gave a *****?
    • sodariot, on 07/22/2008, -10/+3...yes.
      • DforSpiD, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1... no... they burned... there's a difference
    • Commonwealth, on 07/22/2008, -1/+34I think they gave too much of a *****.
      • ZombieKiss, on 07/22/2008, -0/+4I think I'd like a copy of your newsletter...
      • bryceman111, on 07/22/2008, -0/+3But I wonder, in ***** (the most commonly used unit in ***** measurement), what degree of a ***** they gave?
    • damirk87, on 07/22/2008, -3/+1LMAO

      So true yet so funny........
    • Varz, on 07/22/2008, -0/+3No, they gave a ***** and spontaneously combusted.
    • aeoo, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1"Remember all those monks that lit themselves on fire? Do you think THEY gave a *****?"

      Hard to say. The same action be a result of either giving or not giving a *****. In other words, "not giving a *****" is not associated with only some actions while "giving a *****" with others. So we cannot know for sure if those monks gave or not gave a *****.

      And who gives a ***** anyway?
  • Somedude2137, on 07/22/2008, -7/+2Dugg because I really don't give a *****
  • DirtPile, on 07/22/2008, -2/+56I don't receive a *****, either.
    • jethroalias97, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1I also neither give, nor receive *****
  • benburned, on 07/22/2008, -0/+5This reminds me of the ball in a cup commercial.
  • basawyer, on 07/22/2008, -7/+5Hence why weed works so well at reducing stress...
  • cowsgonemadd3, on 07/22/2008, -14/+1This is so sick...cussing badly.
    • DarkReign16, on 07/22/2008, -0/+9***** OFF. Leave digg already. If you are afraid of words, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM.
    • DforSpiD, on 07/22/2008, -0/+5...or look at them
    • slurba, on 07/22/2008, -0/+6Who gives a *****?
  • scubachef11, on 07/22/2008, -2/+67Dugg for stolen cheese masturbation. How did they know?
  • chaos7, on 07/22/2008, -0/+11his video about wanting chicks to not talk n get naked is great
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
  • cutekelvins, on 07/22/2008, -0/+2mirror ? youtube is under maintenance.
    • tnoy, on 07/22/2008, -1/+5there is a mirror at www.justwaitafewminutesyouimpatientbastard.com
    • djlethal, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1www.collegehumor.com

      front page
  • micahned, on 07/22/2008, -1/+4This video was good until about a minute in when they started talking about all that sick *****

    But who gives a *****
  • anagoge, on 07/22/2008, -0/+6Check
    Check
    Negative
    Negative
    Check

    Must not give a *****, more.
  • peestandingup, on 07/22/2008, -1/+2Apparently the Youtube team doesn't give a ***** either today cause that ***** is eithet slow as hell or not working at all.

    But who gives a *****.
  • dmourati, on 07/22/2008, -0/+4"Not giving a ***** is awesome!"
  • Puppetfunk, on 07/22/2008, -3/+27You could Also Try: Being Gay

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUIRJiYEWo

    Also by Jon Lajoie.
  • Cornrider, on 07/22/2008, -6/+31George Bush doesn't give a ***** (about black people)
  • wbtn, on 07/22/2008, -6/+4Wow a swear word
  • mrsteveman1, on 07/22/2008, -0/+4Sorta like the jar with pennies next to the cash register?

    Give a *****, Take a *****. I get it now!
  • Jenadae, on 07/22/2008, -2/+36Show me your genitals...
  • mlvassallo, on 07/22/2008, -2/+3I love how some people on Digg don't understand satire.
    • KINGGS, on 07/22/2008, -1/+3what?

      this video sucks, the promise is good, but the execution is terrible.

      but who really gives a *****?
  • billizm, on 07/22/2008, -0/+9All of Jon's material is ***** great. Check it out if you haven't. If he doesn't become famous, I... ah who gives a *****.
  • RogueMountie, on 07/22/2008, -2/+22Also check out some of his other videos, like

    Pedophile Beards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU
    Everyday Normal Guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
    Sunday Afternoon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gx3nn6LS6g
    2 Girls 1 Cup: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68
  • random12345, on 11/16/2008, -0/+6I have that picture of the guy clearly not giving a ***** framed.
  • saqer, on 07/22/2008, -4/+3the diggers' method


    *****

  • Vocifer, on 07/22/2008, -3/+12I give one *****, but it is to the RIAA.
  • jumanous, on 07/22/2008, -5/+3anyone got a link.. it's been taken off youtube.
    • DforSpiD, on 07/22/2008, -0/+2Liar!
      • jumanous, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1yeah... it's back now. The youtube server must have briefly taken his advice.
      • ChromaVita, on 07/22/2008, -0/+3To be honest... I don't give a ***** either way.
  • LordoftheLoo, on 07/22/2008, -3/+10Smoke weed all day, I dont give a *****
  • JrGhoull, on 07/22/2008, -19/+2try not giving a *****? fine

    ***** you people. digg me up, digg me down, it doesnt matter. ***** you ***** sucking mother *****, acting as if clicking on a little thumbs up or thumbs down actually affects the people that you are doing it to in the forums. you feel like you have accomplished something when you vote but the truth is you havent. just anonymously subjected your view on people often without any feel for an explaination onto which way you go.

    dont give a *****? how can i not? some of you a$$holes are snide as hell and think you're ballsy little bitches when in fact you sit in your room playing WoW all day and wait for your moms to announce breakfast, lunch, and dinner. whats 10x worse is that there are diggers on this which take such things personally, they check to see if the article they submitted (which they make no gain off of even if it hits the front page) made it to the front, or if their comment has been dugg up, dugg down, or commented on. and if their lives are *****, what if thats the only thing they have?! what if it actually causes them to have a bad day, or worse, a good one!? how can you not think about how pathetic and horrible things are for people who are relatively well off when compared to many other people in large parts of the world?!!?

    -sighs-

    i have a good job, a gf, and yet i still flip about this stuff...i need to think less and not give a *****...and by think less...i mean drink more...alot more.
    • Sarevok9, on 07/22/2008, -0/+5Tl;Dr Because I don't give a *****
    • SuperIntendo, on 07/22/2008, -0/+3I've never pressed the bury button with that little hesitation before...

      thank you.
    • JrGhoull, on 07/22/2008, -3/+2sorry for coming off so harsh (note: dont drink and blog) but my basic point is that the world is such a horrible and f***ed up place that its hard not to care...aaaand i was basically using digg as an example. because digg, like the world, is a screwy and far from perfect place.
    • tomarocco, on 07/22/2008, -1/+4While you're busy not giving a ***** I'm busy ***** your gf, drinking your booze and railing an 8-ball she bought with your money from your good job.
    • Snoosy, on 07/22/2008, -0/+5Are you high or stupid?
  • ikrit2006, on 07/22/2008, -1/+12Watch Office Space... problem solved
    • snoop396, on 07/22/2008, -0/+8now what about those TPS reports?
      • soapyfish, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1Can't do that right now, got a meeting with the Bobs.
  • ballisticplayer, on 07/22/2008, -5/+0haha.... call now and get a free pic of this guy who clearly does not give a ****....
  • RegalGSX, on 07/22/2008, -11/+6I don't like most ***** and Jewish people, although I have a couple of each as friends.
    • SuperIntendo, on 07/22/2008, -1/+10this is extremely relevant.
    • tomarocco, on 07/22/2008, -1/+3I don't feel so alone in the world anymore.
    • iirrkk, on 07/22/2008, -0/+5clearly he doesn't give a ***** if it's relavant
  • sea206town, on 07/22/2008, -4/+1"Not Giving A ***** Is Aawwssoommee!"
  • KolosoK, on 07/22/2008, -3/+1I needed this.
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