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THIS IS HOW I MAKE BREAD watch!

youtube.com — A short demonstration put to music of how I dance bread together.

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  • kmotiv1, on 06/26/2008, -2/+438Doesn't everyone do that?
    • SuperWinner, on 06/27/2008, -11/+139Wanna know how I know you're gay?
      • sap959, on 06/27/2008, -6/+173because you're gay and you can tell who other gay people are?
        • cdigioia, on 06/27/2008, -24/+6Dude he totally burned you OMG. You're the gayest kid in 7th grade!
        • Kinnkster, on 06/27/2008, -3/+12If you sauce up that bread I swear it tastes so much better.
      • debuggercll, on 06/27/2008, -16/+84Because you listen to Coldplay.
      • dirtyfrog, on 06/27/2008, -16/+25because his dick tastes like *****?
        • cdigioia, on 06/27/2008, -16/+4Yeah, if you're straight, dicks tastes good...(I think you didn't think through your comment, or you don't know English...?)
        • dirtyfrog, on 06/27/2008, -1/+22@cdigioia

          Actually his comment reminded me of a joke, "how do you tell if your roommate is gay?" The jokes answer is my comment. I guess it is not a very well known one and I know it is pretty bad but I couldn't resist for some reason.

          Also, it tasting like ***** doesn't mean it tastes bad opposed to good. It means literally, that it tastes like ***** because he would have been having anal sex (which I understand you can have with a women but lets not over analyze). It is really calling both people gay. Maybe you didn't think of it that way because you didn't know the original joke.
        • phyx726, on 06/27/2008, -0/+8I think he meant literally.
        • Asvetic, on 06/27/2008, -2/+1which I understand you can have with a women but lets not over analyze

          -I can attest to the truth of that statement.
        • denn2009, on 06/27/2008, -0/+9hehe ANALyze... its like u can take it multiple ways
      • markperia, on 06/27/2008, -1/+6gaydar
      • shakbhaji, on 06/27/2008, -1/+2http://youtube.com/watch?v=NysXikmga34
      • MasterThief117, on 06/27/2008, -1/+16Because you have a rainbow bumper sticker on the back of your car that says, "I like balls in my mouth"
      • Futurejunior, on 06/27/2008, -1/+5Because you are holding each other oh so gently?
    • MattFid, on 06/27/2008, -15/+3That did look like a gaysty...er, I mean tasty loaf of bread.
    • Asvetic, on 06/27/2008, -2/+15Talk about light in the loafers.
    • cdigioia, on 06/27/2008, -12/+3I KNOW I DO, and anyones who doesn't, is a FAG.
    • weirddave, on 06/27/2008, -3/+10I think he must be friends with the bread professor:
      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-230824687 ...
    • burnin8r28, on 06/27/2008, -0/+2thats what she said...
      sorry
    • gardnert1, on 06/27/2008, -0/+2what, punch-dancing while doing menial chores? Yeah, everyone does that.
    • moethelawn, on 06/27/2008, -2/+1This ain't the 1980's anymore....
    • tdogg241, on 06/27/2008, -1/+5That video was gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.
    • MRCAB, on 07/01/2008, -0/+3no!.. I use more yeast, and a pinch of salt.
  • life38, on 06/26/2008, -8/+48What a pleasant surprise. It made my sons laugh and watch the whole presentation.
    • flogistan, on 06/27/2008, -10/+145The bad news... your sons are gay.
      • sarixe, on 06/27/2008, -12/+43bad?
        • eastlondoner, on 06/27/2008, -26/+10Well if everyone was gay we wouldn't get very far would be. penis + bum = bad. Its basic mathematics.
        • kiwiboyus, on 06/27/2008, -5/+2If only your parents had thought about that.
        • itsthebrod, on 06/27/2008, -2/+52Yes. From an evolutionary standpoint, our only purpose here on earth is to reproduce our species. If your son is gay, your family lineage ends there. Not that there's anything wrong with that... It's just most people want their family name to live on indefinitely (and why shouldn't you, it's instinct).
        • im2emo4myshrt, on 06/27/2008, -2/+4I like the Seinfeld reference.
      • jaybird1905, on 06/27/2008, -1/+5hahaha.

        Well done sir, well done.
      • Laminarcissus, on 06/27/2008, -3/+5And from an evolutionary standpoint the most likely thing that will kill us over the same time scale is overpopulation within this limited petri dish we call earth.

        Sadly, it appears the number of gay people is in no way keeping up with the number of straight people breeding with no regard for their effect on available resources.
    • jrobh, on 06/27/2008, -1/+16Now when they are dancing around the kitchen and jumping on the table you won't have to wonder what's gotten into them.
      • tokyomonster, on 06/27/2008, -1/+46If they're dancing like the guy in the video, he can pretty certain of what will be getting into them.





        I'm talking about a penis.
    • AChopra, on 06/27/2008, -23/+4He was being gay with his sons (which is an arrestable offense in many states), as you can tell by his viewing of this video alongside his sons.
    • GODdestroyer, on 06/27/2008, -6/+5There isn't anything wrong with your sons being gay. They will not be able to procreate and pass on your ancestral genes, but they can adopt a child and treat it with the love and care a child deserves.
      • JeffD, on 08/26/2008, -0/+1Just guilt them into visiting the sperm back compulsively. You'll never know the kids, but hey the genes will make it.
    • megamod, on 06/28/2008, -0/+5is this the new "rick roll"?
  • hardeepsingh, on 06/26/2008, -24/+4greg, you have too much time on your hands..
  • bixby1, on 06/26/2008, -6/+152This should be seen by everybody. I want to say I laughed but instead my jaw just dropped. Dugg for bread making ninja.
    • badgermagics, on 06/27/2008, -0/+129If he was a ninja you wouldn't have seen him.
    • simplysoleil, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2Dugg for that guy (obviously)
      and the woman at the end:
      "Most brown bread is just white bread colored brown."
  • Fangsinmybeard, on 06/26/2008, -4/+96ROTFLMAO- that was the worst eighties help video I've ever seen. No wonder none of my female classmates in home economics could not make bread, they were too busy watching the guy dance.
    • sarixe, on 06/27/2008, -0/+43and jerk his--- i mean, slice his bread.
      • anothrnbdy, on 06/27/2008, -1/+4I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that.
      • h4mx0r, on 06/27/2008, -0/+3Because you know, bread is SEXY.
    • levelwave, on 06/27/2008, -3/+19They could not not make bread? Wouldn't that mean they were always making bread?
  • squishee, on 06/26/2008, -0/+137He totally 6 Million Dollar Man'd onto the countertop. That doesn't make for a sanitary workspace.
    • illegalcortex, on 06/27/2008, -0/+5Oh yeah, well try to tell that to Bobby Flay...
    • StolenLamp, on 06/27/2008, -2/+4Rofl, nice connection to the 6
  • Disco1Stu, on 06/26/2008, -1/+741What a weird coincidence, that's how I do my taxes
    • xtinamo, on 06/27/2008, -3/+72pics or it didn't happen.. wait, that would be disturbing so I believe you.
    • fulibs, on 06/27/2008, -1/+16I got a whole grain refund this year from the federal government, and a bag of oats from the state!
      • kubedawg, on 06/27/2008, -3/+10Oats are fantastic for making delicious no-bake cookies. I think I'll go make a batch right now!
    • jrattner1, on 06/27/2008, -0/+34haha that comment was funnier then the video
    • Forbizzle, on 06/27/2008, -2/+8This is how i do my taxes
      http://youtube.com/watch?v=THKjSo3aP-c
    • FluffyArmada, on 06/28/2008, -0/+1I signed in for the first time in what must be a few months specifically to digg you up. Only problem now though, is that I now have sprite all over my new keyboard. But even that's ok...
  • Surferess, on 06/26/2008, -5/+24I want that guy to come over to my house and make bread for me!
    • MasterPlayer, on 06/27/2008, -23/+6Ok there whore, keep it in your pants.
    • gn0stik, on 06/27/2008, -0/+33You just want someone to knead your buns.
  • CoffeeJoost, on 06/26/2008, -1/+16Cut yourself a slice of bread.
  • alapoet, on 06/26/2008, -0/+40Sliced himself off a nice piece, there...
  • MarkusGarvey, on 06/27/2008, -5/+171is that what you call "pinching a loaf"?..
    • jocnnor, on 06/27/2008, -0/+114Rye do you question his skills?
      • MadEnvoy, on 06/27/2008, -1/+106Because he was bread that way.
        • unicronband, on 06/27/2008, -0/+114C'mon guys. We doughn't knead more pun threads.
        • tokyomonster, on 06/27/2008, -0/+90At yeast they're not gay jokes.
        • StolenLamp, on 06/27/2008, -0/+77Wheat are you guys talking about?
        • BowieX, on 06/27/2008, -32/+3They are if youwh eat hole meal.
        • phyx726, on 06/27/2008, -0/+75Lets not flour him with compliments because I really wanted to hit him in the breadmaker.
        • kcdstudios, on 06/27/2008, -2/+81that's how I roll
        • polalion, on 06/27/2008, -2/+71Well let's give him a toast shall we?
        • VgRasta, on 06/27/2008, -2/+77I'm so baked right now....
        • takuansoho, on 06/27/2008, -1/+62Quit Loafing around and make some bread yourself!
        • LlamaKing, on 06/27/2008, -26/+4When Chuck Norris comes, he's toast.
        • acex23, on 06/27/2008, -0/+77okay... okay... we get it. Bread puns. Can we just leavened alone?
        • Cougnut415, on 06/27/2008, -1/+61Don't be such a sour doughboy... (bun intended)
        • mooseofshadows, on 06/27/2008, -4/+29Wow, that one with wheat barley counted as a pun.
        • XenoSNK, on 06/27/2008, -0/+49Don't bake me come over there.
        • plainOldFool, on 06/27/2008, -17/+14[insert obligatory "This is why I like Digg" screen cap reference]
        • Cougnut415, on 06/27/2008, -1/+59C-C-C-COMBO-BREA(DMA)KER

          ... (keep it going)
        • ophello, on 06/27/2008, -1/+58Doughnut want.
        • LaughingMan89, on 06/27/2008, -0/+41Well, they say puns baguette more puns.
        • jun2san, on 06/27/2008, -0/+45This is getting oat of hand.
        • jun2san, on 06/27/2008, -16/+2Pumpernickel? I just met her!
        • gnomead, on 06/27/2008, -4/+21Real bakers dozen do any of this.
        • pigducksheep, on 06/28/2008, -15/+1SOURDOUGH! Did I do it right?
        • dougd3345, on 06/28/2008, -10/+2I don't think he's a real ninja. He's an im-pasta
    • tokyomonster, on 06/27/2008, -4/+8I'm going to say it -- this is front page worthy.
    • danno74, on 06/27/2008, -14/+1I hate to be Capt Obvious, but isn't pinching a loaf taking a dump? I don't recall that being part of the video, although an cut away to him on the can would be hilarious.
  • g00nz, on 06/27/2008, -4/+6Lol that was great.
  • D14BL0, on 06/27/2008, -6/+104God, I miss the 80s.
    • Kinnkster, on 06/27/2008, -17/+2I'm pretty sure this add was made in the 40's or something.

      They don't make women like that these days. *sighs*
    • ChileanGoD, on 06/27/2008, -1/+7Well.. we got the japanese... they make up for it.. sort of.
  • Ridgeliner7, on 06/27/2008, -14/+5LMAO!
  • danfive555, on 06/27/2008, -10/+2WTF only 117 views?? Still so damn funny.
    • Davers, on 06/27/2008, -0/+5Digg =/= view.

      The youtube video has 5 times as many views as this article has diggs.
    • Stormwern, on 06/27/2008, -0/+5Also, youtube only updates views a few times per day.
  • djepik, on 06/27/2008, -0/+161This is what the internet is for.
  • homesickalien, on 06/27/2008, -0/+201I've watched this a few times now and I think I've got it down, but I can't seem to pour the milk off my head without a little spillage.
    • tokyomonster, on 06/27/2008, -18/+7Your mom likes it when I spill the milk off my head.

      Onto her face.
    • anothrnbdy, on 06/27/2008, -10/+5That's what she said.
    • DemDude, on 06/27/2008, -0/+13The terrible hair is the key. It's much like a sponge, but uglier.
      • Cougnut415, on 06/27/2008, -1/+0Yes exactly, but it's going to serve a purpose. It will be used as a sponge and mop to clean up his ***** mess.
    • breadfred, on 06/27/2008, -7/+5Luckily, you do NOT need milk to make a good loaf. Standard ingredients are flour, salt, sugar, yeast, milk powder and water. YES YES YES I know milk powder and water makes milk. Shoot me down I am stupid. But that what it says on my breadmaker recipes.
  • mrblaack, on 06/27/2008, -2/+30Bread-Katta?
    • thescimitar, on 06/27/2008, -4/+1Was that seriously a Gymkata reference?

      Digg never ceases to amaze. Best worst film ever made.
    • CrushThemTorg, on 06/27/2008, -3/+5I thought it was an Equilibrium reference. Still awful, but a different reference nonetheless.
  • presidentjapan, on 06/27/2008, -1/+6I can't help but think that if this were made in a different time, that'd be Justin Timberlake making bread.
  • Jennica, on 06/27/2008, -1/+40*****. I didn't know making bread possessed so much fierceness and sexual innuendo.

    That man-bitch has got some moves.
  • mrblaack, on 06/27/2008, -2/+37"Honey, how come my sandwich tastes like armpit?"

  • ProphetSix, on 06/27/2008, -11/+273I think I would have preferred to have been Rick Rolled.
  • Gbobrt4, on 06/27/2008, -2/+5Next Karate Kid imo.
    • MrM1yagi, on 06/27/2008, -0/+2Miyagi sees great potential in Bread-san.
  • SquareEnix, on 06/27/2008, -14/+5most worthless piece of visual & audio data since rickroll.
  • haet, on 06/27/2008, -4/+16his expression when he looks at the camera is intense!
  • Denneval, on 06/27/2008, -8/+3So unsanitary.
  • daFilms, on 06/27/2008, -3/+3Pause your ad-block -- top banner reads "Have a Happy Sandwich" (press replay, with sound) ...wow, they even the got the dancing part; contextual advertising at its finest
  • ZincSaucier, on 06/27/2008, -2/+9this ruined my morning. especially the last shot of the slicing. I'm not eating bread for a week or so
  • meshman, on 06/27/2008, -2/+109This guy is SO gay, he turned me straight.
    • MOJIRA, on 06/27/2008, -3/+30Hah... wait, what?
    • CrushThemTorg, on 06/27/2008, -1/+4Take that, Kinsey! You never expected British men with feathered hair and belly-shirts, did you?
    • smashingmonkey, on 06/27/2008, -3/+2Actually, that video just made me gay, but in an I'm-so-repulsed-that-I-wish-I-was-a-woman-so-I-can-take-even-my-own-male-form-out-of-the-sex-equasion kind of way.
    • ElderBieler, on 06/27/2008, -0/+1It took THAT video to make you straight?

      You're telling me french kissing another guy while his scruff rubs your cheek or bumping uglies with a stiffy didn't do it?

      I'm confused now.
      • Insolent, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2I don't think straight men think about it in that vivid detail. And let's be honest, most vaginas look like mashed roast beef and smell like a fish market.
      • fireinhole8, on 06/28/2008, -0/+1actually having some hair rub your cheek is kinda cute. it's slightly tickles ^^
        /half-fag
      • ElderBieler, on 06/28/2008, -0/+1To insolent's comments; that's a fair point. I think it's a talent to draw up those type of sick details. I don't know why I do it to myself, it's like when driving by a cow pasture. It reeks so bad but for some reason you keep inhaling like your life depended on it.
  • Rozza, on 06/27/2008, -1/+59I bet he is rolling in the dough now
  • britblogger, on 06/27/2008, -1/+28a lot of brown bread is just white bread colored brown?! say it isn't so!
    • MyFreakinEars, on 06/27/2008, -1/+4regular tanned douche bag white bread. What's next?
    • jynweythek, on 09/17/2008, -0/+3actually, a lot of the "wheat bread" you see in the store has no whole grain and is just as unhealthy as white bread. if you look in the Ingredients you will see "caramel color" which makes it brown and tricks you into thinking you're eating healthy. you're not.

      if you are looking for much healthier bread with loads of fiber and nutrients, make sure you get something labeled as "100% whole wheat." this stuff is much more filling than white bread. if you make a sandwich with white bread you will probably be hungry 1-2 hours later, but the extra fiber and protein from 100% whole wheat bread will keep you full until your next meal.
  • obijohn, on 06/27/2008, -3/+21Chicks with British accents FTW!

    Guys with belly-cut shirts and matching bandannas FTMFL.
  • jrattner1, on 06/27/2008, -0/+13This is so classic it shouldn't even be allowed on the internet. Dugg for 80's mullet
  • kingofinternet, on 06/27/2008, -0/+51i've got a baguette in my pants
    • breadfred, on 06/27/2008, -5/+1I am straight but that was ***** funny!
      • FluffyArmada, on 06/28/2008, -0/+1I'm not and that was ***** funny.
  • peticsu, on 06/27/2008, -2/+4*que angel-choir*

    this is epic
  • bstockwell, on 06/27/2008, -10/+41:00 minute in, anyone else a dirty bastard like me?
  • TheJas, on 06/27/2008, -2/+340I had to stop watching that because I was afraid people in my office were going to think I was watching gay porn.
  • sarafina42, on 06/27/2008, -0/+24I wonder how he makes scrambled eggs.
  • DDDavinnn, on 06/27/2008, -0/+14The picture with the submission made me click.
    • GorfTron, on 06/27/2008, -0/+1I thought it was a young Ted McGinley.
  • Thrilltone, on 06/27/2008, -0/+28The secret ingredient, is Sweat
  • Zsinj, on 06/27/2008, -0/+96The key ingredient is to tear off one's shirt half way through the making of the bread.
    • MOJIRA, on 06/27/2008, -0/+44Don't forget the all important "jack-off haha jk I'm just cutting bread" step.
    • Klowner, on 06/27/2008, -0/+16Intimidating the oven by ripping your shirt off makes it bake the bread faster
      • alf86, on 06/28/2008, -0/+4Actually this method intimidates moisture so much that it takes refuge back inside the bread, ensuring a bread that is light and moist rather than dense and dry.

        Yeesh, read your Betty Crocker!
  • nshady, on 06/27/2008, -3/+25D'ough.
  • dmark77, on 06/27/2008, -5/+7Can we make a law that says what happened in the 80's stays in the 80's?

    I don't think anyone can be held accountable for their lifestyle/fashion decisions during those years.
    • franklymister, on 06/27/2008, -0/+6You haven't seen the "deep V-neck" shirt yet, have you? The 2000's aren't any better.
  • über, on 06/27/2008, -3/+18But what are my choices for bread?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIR4NrrLcH4
    • kevinduckworth, on 06/28/2008, -0/+2Tim Riley is my personal savior.
  • BattleChimp, on 06/27/2008, -9/+6After he ripped off his shirt they did a close up of his face and started to move down.. I was convinced he was OGC but luckily he was just slicing bread in a very hipster way.
  • Xcrion, on 06/27/2008, -10/+2OGC

    hmm... but wait... is that a girl or a dude??
  • boejangles, on 06/27/2008, -5/+20Gay Bread
    ... there i said it.
    • serif69, on 06/27/2008, -0/+7I don't know why you're getting dugg down for that. If that doesn't appeal to gay men, I don't know what does.
    • fireinhole8, on 06/28/2008, -0/+1***** i'd buy any bread he baked. could put a bun in my oven...*cough*
  • cobophers, on 06/27/2008, -7/+2I was waiting for the money shot :(
  • over9k, on 06/27/2008, -3/+8the guy might look gay, but you have to admit he's strong as *****. anyone ever had a go at doing the full planche?
    • cdigioia, on 06/27/2008, -3/+1Not that hard, honestly, for someone relatively fit & in a healthy weight range. I know that excludes a lot of people, but that doesn't make those who can "strong as *****".

      or did you mean do Planche, the 19th century British playwright?

      • over9k, on 06/27/2008, -1/+6But have you tried doing a planche?
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvbLSgWMJec
        the full planche is at the end of the vid.

        Unless you can do it yourself, you cannot simply say "it's not hard"

        I'm healthy, i do the standard 5x5 strength training with weights, and i can only dream of doing a planche
      • CCB0x45, on 06/27/2008, -0/+10internet tough guys talks about planche's while eating donuts in his mom's basement after some D&D... next on digg's comments!
      • PolarBearCa, on 06/27/2008, -0/+2Film at 11?
      • dougd3345, on 06/28/2008, -0/+0Just as likely to do Bruce Villanche
    • jaybird1905, on 06/27/2008, -0/+8the full planche really sounds like gay sexual innuendo
  • Egress99, on 06/27/2008, -5/+38...i think we have just bared witness to the first "Dick Roll"
    • hcl40u, on 06/27/2008, -0/+27Or better one would be "Bread roll".
      • Cassanova, on 06/27/2008, -2/+9ROFL "You just got Bread Roll'd!!" yeah i think that will work
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