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The Deadly Outcome of Phone Sex [PIC]

4.bp.blogspot.com — must be true

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  • Scott83k, on 10/11/2008, -409/+36Thats ***** gayer than AIDS
    • BestJaxx, on 10/12/2008, -50/+14That* *****'s* funnier* than you.*
      • Nexiec, on 10/13/2008, -9/+8That ***** is* funnier than you.

        Not possessive*
      • grillcover, on 10/13/2008, -4/+9@Nexiec

        There are no rules that say you can't contract words outside of the top five most common examples, especially when representing speech-- this never was prose. Forums comments are speech-abstractions, not literary-extensions. "*****'s" is legit. Jerk.
    • sancho320, on 10/12/2008, -7/+186Yeah you should really be more HIV positive.
      • yourmartdotnet, on 10/13/2008, -12/+3What's up w/ all the buries......this thread is just slowly wasting away
    • Lewie, on 10/13/2008, -5/+15At least he used "than" instead of "then". For that, at least, I am thankful.
    • Krayzie_Bone, on 10/13/2008, -8/+2lol
    • hmphargh, on 10/13/2008, -7/+6There is nothing gay about AIDS.

      Please stop spreading your homophobic sentiments.
  • virot05, on 10/12/2008, -201/+8what is that?
  • BlackMask, on 10/12/2008, -173/+10lmao
  • cobainirvana, on 10/12/2008, -167/+20These comments are lame
  • chrisvickers, on 10/12/2008, -135/+25maybe he should have worn protection
  • nmnnotmyname, on 10/12/2008, -179/+29How the hell is that funny?
    That's just dumb...
  • RainbowWarrior1, on 10/12/2008, -57/+1737Give Credit - http://www.explosm.net/comics/207
    • Rhendal, on 10/12/2008, -18/+362I know the bury brigade is here, but this should be the only post that's dugg up. Give some respect and give the right people the credit they deserve.
      • DarkProd, on 10/12/2008, -21/+8True that, but everyone knows that a comic with this style is C&H.
      • fajitamelt, on 10/12/2008, -18/+7Not to mention the name of the comic and the website is IN the picture itself.
      • passedoutghost, on 10/12/2008, -15/+41The fact that the comment was dugg down by 25 people as of now just shows how stupid the bury brigade actually is.
      • danielvutran, on 10/12/2008, -19/+4"Not to mention the name of the comic and the website is IN the picture itself."


        ROFLMFAO YEAH, ARE YOU GUYS RETARDED? IT'S IN THE COMIC
    • Jeffler, on 10/12/2008, -51/+237Dugg up because C&H is the best webcomic on the internet
      • tbredofsin, on 10/12/2008, -52/+4Not dugg up because Penny Arcade is the best webcomic on the internet.

        But C&H is pretty damn good.
      • dmanmax99, on 10/12/2008, -18/+12I agree Jeff, I met RobD and Kris at Wizard World here in Chicago. They're so great and down to Earth people. Rob even gave me a free comic he made up on the spot.
      • Flameaether, on 10/12/2008, -15/+5i love that comic especially the purple shirt eye stabber
      • Zalyster, on 10/12/2008, -17/+10PA sucks.
      • babylonian, on 10/12/2008, -10/+5Read Married to the Sea / Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.
      • MyExSucks, on 10/13/2008, -9/+3that was redundant
      • theOster, on 10/13/2008, -8/+3i had the "i think you should quit drinking" "i think you should shut the ***** up" comic in my head forever not knowing where it came from. now i just finishing reading the past three years. an awesome comic. so thank you poster, for not erasing the domain on the comic before you stole it. (oh yeah, and PA sucks)
      • Katana314, on 10/13/2008, -8/+3Not to mention, C&H (same abbreviation, different comic) is the best newspaper comic.
        Coincidence?
      • wdr1, on 10/13/2008, -9/+2I was going to digg you up because I first thought you meant Calvin & Hobbes. Then I thought, wait, wtf does Calvin & Hobbes does with this post? Then I realized it wasn't Calvin & Hobbes but some ***** webcomic & buried your bitch ass.
      • shoegazer666, on 10/13/2008, -8/+2No, it's not!
      • sceptic101, on 10/13/2008, -10/+4i agree
      • rockon4life45, on 10/13/2008, -9/+3***** XKCD. C & H is the best webcomic on the net that could be on the front page every day. Also they come up with 7 ideas a week not 3 in a work week which are usually awesome.

        Note: XKCD is great, I love it, and it's a close second in my heart.
      • Katana314, on 10/13/2008, -2/+3Um...
        For the record, I DID mean Calvin and Hobbes. I was just commenting that they were abbreviated the same.
    • BestJaxx, on 10/12/2008, -25/+12...it says the name of the website and comic at the bottom of the image. Granted that he didn't link to the direct website, but is it really that big of a deal?
    • Albumen, on 10/12/2008, -19/+5What is with all the burys?
      • DforSpiD, on 10/13/2008, -5/+7It's almost as if there were some sort of "brigade" coming along and performing these burials...
    • BootsElectric, on 10/12/2008, -17/+4Yeah, credit must be given, this is obviously an innovator, this joke clearly isn't old as dirt.
      • aigarius, on 10/12/2008, -4/+2A joke, like any artistic creation can be created many time over - with influence from other or without. People that think that if some two things are similar (or even equal) that means one of them is 'stealing' are very naive. Independent invention and creation is not as hard or rare as pro-patent and pro-copyright lobby would like you (and the lawmakers) to believe.
      • BootsElectric, on 10/13/2008, -2/+2Wasn't claiming that it was morally wrong to "steal" I said it's old as dirt, want to know why I won't be laughing at something like a "how did the chicken cross the road" in comic form? It's because it's lame and played out. Jesus digg users try and justify their piracy at any chance they get.
    • UpperUpsilon, on 10/12/2008, -19/+7I guess Digg isn't all gone...
      We still have people like you.
    • djmccormick, on 10/12/2008, -17/+6It says who made it right on the image itself, FFS.
    • sickanimations, on 10/12/2008, -14/+3Hotlinking is bad.
    • UsablePuddle, on 10/12/2008, -14/+2Is this the only safe place to post a comment?

      Guess not.
    • sfacets, on 10/12/2008, -16/+56To be fair, the original website invites people to hotlink to their images - "Copy this comic into your blog, LiveJournal, Xanga, or MySpace"
    • mattbdavis, on 10/12/2008, -11/+4Love the comic but....

      did you look at their forums? Moronic trash. Must be full of 14 year olds.
    • ImNotFunny, on 10/12/2008, -9/+3Your average digger have a convoluted sense of fairness. The credit is obviously given, and since the link is a direct link to an image, and not just some blog showing the pic, it's not helping 4.bp get additional traffic really. But that doesn't matter right? GIVE CREDIT!

      Let's steal more music and download files illegally too and use the RIAA and DRM as an excuse.
    • synthoid, on 10/13/2008, -13/+4I want to sex Sarah Palin's feet
    • twolvesfan624, on 10/13/2008, -5/+45Doesn't the watermark at the bottom the image give credit?
    • shadovvman, on 10/13/2008, -10/+4Original link has credit at the bottom of the picture, so proper credit was given, and we didn't have to endure a bajillion ads and pop-ups by going to the webcomic site.
      • vawksel, on 10/13/2008, -1/+3Maybe that's how he makes money though to pay for his comic work.

        You know all those Ads you see on the internet? Sure you might be blocking them, but they are a real source of income for some people.

    • identifiedlogo, on 10/13/2008, -3/+7Sneak Attack....

    • grizzlybrice, on 10/13/2008, -4/+17Not dugg because it's at 1337 diggs.
  • kangy3213, on 10/12/2008, -114/+23I have no penis.

    But no one will ever know thanks to these comment slayers
    • macbookcoard, on 10/12/2008, -16/+5You're not kidding-that's your problem.
    • UndeadZmobie, on 10/12/2008, -7/+74It's called being a woman.
      • temporaryescape, on 10/13/2008, -1/+4And judging by her thoroughly pessimistic predictions, she must have just started her menstrual cycle. "On the dot", as I like to say...
    • gravityPersists, on 10/12/2008, -12/+39I always hate how whenever bury brigades pop up, there is always some ***** who thinks, "quick, I'll think of something extremely embarassing and post it so that everyone diggs up my post!"

      It's been done. To death.
      • DforSpiD, on 10/13/2008, -4/+23As has your mother!
        (sorry couldn't resist)
      • shadovvman, on 10/13/2008, -3/+7"I always hate how whenever bury brigades pop up.'

        Fixed your post.
  • baldboy7, on 10/12/2008, -72/+101 call a day keeps your wife away
  • ClockworksNine, on 10/12/2008, -72/+8Sigh.............. What a horrible pun.
  • theelk801, on 10/12/2008, -62/+14This was stolen. That's not cool.

    Buried.
  • baldboy7, on 10/12/2008, -60/+5he is so boned!
  • Imnick, on 10/12/2008, -59/+5hahaha... not bad, not bad.
  • LeviTheSmith, on 10/12/2008, -54/+13Comment Graveyard
  • dectk06, on 10/12/2008, -58/+5This is fun.
  • nmnnotmyname, on 10/12/2008, -111/+45STOP HITTING THE ***** THUMBS DOWN BUTTON BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG

    Hit it because the COMMENT SUCKS. ***** assholes - Why don't you all go wait to Digg the next Xkcd article up so you can do it to that too?
    • Rhendal, on 10/12/2008, -25/+8They are hitting the thumbs down because the comments suck.
      • nmnnotmyname, on 10/12/2008, -15/+8Some of these comments are good (Though mine probably sucked, but there are some that really deserved to be dugg.)
      • sgtbutterscotch, on 10/12/2008, -13/+5Actually, if you look at all the comments above yours, they all suck. Except for the one about the source. Anyway, I would say this isn't really a Bury Brigade doing, it's more of a ***** Comment Committee's fault.
    • shortshmu, on 10/12/2008, -13/+6I see what you did there.
  • D3PyroGS, on 10/12/2008, -60/+10See, now if XKCD was this funny I would actually digg it too.
    • D3PyroGS, on 10/12/2008, -11/+4Fanboyism is no excuse for bad taste.
      • DforSpiD, on 10/13/2008, -4/+3If a person enjoys something you don't like that makes them a fanboy?
      • D3PyroGS, on 10/14/2008, -0/+2No, I just wanted to see how far I could get dugg down for flaming.
    • reapergun9, on 10/13/2008, -2/+2XKCD is funny... sometimes...
      • yacks, on 10/13/2008, -0/+4every other blue moon and when Venus aligns with Mercury?
  • latexsolarbeef, on 10/12/2008, -49/+6puns ftw
  • medelia, on 10/12/2008, -51/+6Not funny.
  • baldboy7, on 10/12/2008, -53/+9Yay bury brigade!
  • Weed86, on 10/12/2008, -62/+8he should have worn 'Calldoms'
  • ZephyrNinety, on 10/12/2008, -55/+6We're goin' dowwwwn dowwwwn
  • drex8, on 10/12/2008, -57/+13Looks like Digg Power Users/Submitters still ruling the roost. How else do you explain this..
    No offense, buried.
  • pHreaksYcle, on 10/12/2008, -68/+29Ah ***** that was terrible.

    Next beat, Dee-Jay.
    • pHreaksYcle, on 10/13/2008, -3/+5Who actually opens a buried comment to bury MORE?

      Got nothing better to do, huh?
  • Shao00, on 10/12/2008, -60/+21this comic sucks, stop submitting it.
    • drummerguy520, on 10/12/2008, -11/+4So this might be a bad one, but this comic is generally much better than xkcd.
  • Jeffler, on 10/12/2008, -49/+14***** YOU BURY BRIGADE!
  • mbonzo531, on 10/12/2008, -45/+9I thought you got hearing AIDS from ear sex, not phone sex.
  • Walcherina, on 10/12/2008, -42/+17Bury me face down so the bury brigade can kiss my ass.
    • nathanm412, on 10/13/2008, -3/+4Do you really expect a comment like that to get a thumbs up? I've read most of the comments above and we're not really missing much.
  • LemonDefragger, on 10/12/2008, -70/+40Bury brigade, a promise. I will eat a number of pancakes equal to the number of diggs I receive. That is how much I want your love.
    • Medicamusic, on 10/28/2008, -15/+6hello daddy issues.
    • Echomote, on 10/12/2008, -8/+47how are you going to eat minus pancakes? :O
      • anoriginalname, on 10/13/2008, -1/+4I choked on my own saliva when I read that. awesome.
    • dizzyd_23, on 10/12/2008, -6/+34So does negative diggs equal how much you will have to vomit to satisfy?
      • enclaved, on 10/12/2008, -14/+4Are not both directions called diggs? Did he fail to specify which direction he meant? Yes he did, so really as of the moment i'm posting this comment, he has +18 and -19 for a total of 37, 37 dicks, i mean pancakes have to be eaten according to my interpretation of his statement.
      • Rally603, on 10/12/2008, -11/+4Let's hope so.
      • Galaxylander, on 10/12/2008, -11/+6No, and that's probably one of my biggest annoyances on this site. A 'thumbs up' is a digg, not a 'digg up'. A 'thumbs down' is a bury, not a 'digg down'
      • SonicPanda, on 10/13/2008, -2/+4^^I don't think anybody cares.^^
      • jaswah, on 10/13/2008, -0/+3i only wish he had said "i will vomit the number of times equal to the number of diggs i receive"
    • zantos420, on 10/12/2008, -10/+2how do you eat negative two pancakes? ... wait... negative three pancakes?
    • LemonDefragger, on 10/12/2008, -10/+3Lol, you guys made my day.
  • JohnnyDIGGme, on 10/12/2008, -48/+8Ummm, I think it's a bit too soon for an AIDS joke to be funny. Buried.
  • RgyaGramShad, on 10/12/2008, -56/+22Don't bury me, I'd rather be cremated.
  • wastedfish, on 10/12/2008, -41/+5Jokes from the show 'weeds'
  • TekeeTakShak, on 10/12/2008, -50/+14I masturbate to my sister.
    • nmnnotmyname, on 10/12/2008, -9/+6Huh, apparently you're not alone.
    • saketome, on 10/12/2008, -8/+28Who doesn't?

      We all masturbate over your sister.
      • christinme, on 10/13/2008, -1/+1kudos on the only thing not buried. extremely funny. more funny than the comic itself.
  • TalkGibberish, on 10/12/2008, -40/+5Down down down into the burying ring of fire....
  • dirtmonkey, on 10/12/2008, -42/+5Hey what do you Magic Johnson on roller skates???
    • litothegreat, on 10/12/2008, -12/+10stop smoking weed, you forgot half of your joke.
  • svensko, on 10/12/2008, -39/+5This was funnier the first time I saw it, four years ago.
  • Samsauce, on 10/12/2008, -43/+11I like turtles.
  • ByronT, on 10/12/2008, -41/+7raisins
  • knightwalkerz, on 10/12/2008, -51/+17holy *****. lame as *****.
  • naughtyboy, on 10/12/2008, -38/+5Actually quiet funny!

    ...and excuse my dyslexia.
  • quacker912, on 10/12/2008, -41/+9Explosm is the *****.
  • Ex3poo, on 10/12/2008, -43/+9***** YOU BURY BRIGADE!
  • watwat, on 10/12/2008, -40/+10( .Y. )
  • ManaElemental, on 10/12/2008, -49/+15You can't win, Digg. If you digg me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
    • RSterkenburg, on 10/12/2008, -18/+4That sentence just made you lame for life... It's easily the stupidest thing I've read today.
  • kailash079, on 10/12/2008, -43/+4you all suck!! that was hilarious!!
  • nmnnotmyname, on 10/12/2008, -55/+11[Insert a stupid attempt to use reverse psychology to get Diggs here]
    • JakeW, on 10/12/2008, -17/+21Someone's a bit obsessed:

      STOP HITTING THE ***** THUMBS DOWN BUTTON BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG

      Hit it because the COMMENT SUCKS. ***** assholes - Why don't you all go wait to Digg the next Xkcd article up so you can do it to that too?
  • lukegravitt, on 10/12/2008, -56/+10Does anyone else feel obligated to do that one last digg down when someone is sitting at -4?
    • benplaut, on 10/12/2008, -12/+7Goodnight Wesley, I'll probably kill you in the morning.
  • awgg919, on 10/12/2008, -46/+8these "digg me up" comments suck.
  • Jeffler, on 10/12/2008, -45/+9I accidentally your comments
  • OneLess, on 10/12/2008, -48/+6That was pretty PUNNY.

    I apologize.
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