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The Gold Digger’s Guide To The Galaxy

briancuban.com — What ever happened to the good old fashioned Gold Digger. The 20-30 year old hot bodied secretary by day, stripper by night, sharing an apartment with 4 roomies, three rented dresses and looking for all the sweetness us 45-55 year old sugar-daddies have to offer

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  • AmyVernon, on 07/15/2008, -2/+18lol. cute...
  • philostrato, on 07/15/2008, -2/+25"i ain't saying she's a gold digger..."
  • robbyyy, on 07/15/2008, -2/+18V funny :-)
  • shogan191, on 07/15/2008, -2/+16Don't know, but if you find any send them my way. haha.
  • funkymonkey01, on 07/15/2008, -2/+16Don't attract many gold diggers myself. Shame.
    • sportscrzy33, on 07/15/2008, -1/+5Neither do I. Thank God, a benefit of being broke!
  • soniyashrma, on 07/15/2008, -2/+14very cute and funny ...:)
  • hollywoodphony, on 07/15/2008, -2/+15Amen. I get this ***** all the time. In their rush to get a piece of my blogging/YouTube video empire, these gorgeous women forget there's a real person behind it all. A person with feelings. Hurt feelings.
  • hmd1987, on 07/15/2008, -2/+13Sugar Daddy Redemption Inc.

    That''ll be the name of my new *ahem* reality tv show on HBO...
  • louiebaur, on 07/15/2008, -2/+11Nice story that rocked!
  • Eavesdropping, on 07/15/2008, -2/+12Good one! I like the idea of a cougars vs. gold diggers game show, maybe a celebrity Family Feud episode. Britney Spears could field the entire gold digger team herself with her exes. Dudes dig gold, too, you know.
  • sogeshirts, on 07/15/2008, -2/+10Maybe gold diggers will go for diggers that dig gold stories such as this one. I can only hope.
  • AussieCynic, on 07/16/2008, -2/+10I missed my calling... bugger
  • BennyGreenberg, on 07/16/2008, -2/+7Gold Diggers or gold diggers?
  • Crackerpat, on 07/16/2008, -2/+7What happened to the lady in your description was that I married her last year and she destroyed my house so I kicked her out. Imagine my luck!
  • lolupissed, on 07/16/2008, -2/+5What happened to them? They all moved to south florida.

    It must be nice to be a gold digging whore, suck some dudes dick for a living and drive around in a $70k Lexus and you get to shop at the mall all day long 365 days of the year.
  • rearlgrant, on 07/16/2008, -1/+5In Washington, the State University (WSU) mascot is the Cougar; the University of Washington mascot is the Husky.

    For about the past year now, discussing this rivalry has been an exercise in not giggling, as in "Why yes, Kate is a Cougar, do you think she'd get along with the Husky Jeff?"
  • Mathieugothax, on 07/16/2008, -0/+5Well considering my age(21) and my cashflow(yeah, let's not comment on that LOL), I'm encouraging the cougar phenomenon. They are so hot and confident after all, it's great! I don't want to waste my money on gold-digger who only cares for my money and don't love me anyway. Great hilarious post nonetheless!
  • rtknox00, on 07/16/2008, -0/+5Gold..for diggers
  • poprocksandsoda, on 07/16/2008, -0/+4They turned 31 and since their not worth marrying because their body is on the decline quicker than a McMansion's valuation ... they started collecting cats and handing out old apples to neighbor kids.
  • beatles901, on 07/16/2008, -0/+1Lmao - I deal with gold diggers all the time. "What do you do?" "I'm a lawyer" *girl leans in more* "Oh ya?"
    Golddigger: "What do you drive?" Me: "Boeing 747".... best way to counteract a gold digger? Fool's gold ;)
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