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doubleviking.com — Some of the crap this girl's parents do for her is amazing.

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  • mental808, on 02/15/2008, -20/+865cook me some dinner bitch
    • eLye, on 02/15/2008, -1/+304Ugh.... that was NOT your best cereal.
      • t0ny, on 02/15/2008, -0/+144The milk and cereal ratio is all wrong.
        • JJP0223, on 02/15/2008, -3/+21She can not spell ratio. Dumb bitch
          • lust, on 02/15/2008, -4/+25This have to be a joke. No parent is that dumb. No child or teen is that selfish. This have to a fake.
          • Koookie, on 02/15/2008, -0/+7Fake? On TV? NEVER! Of course it's fake. It's even filled with cliches. Just look how popular it is on Digg -- they faked it, and it worked like a charm. She is probably paid to act like that and has an NDA.
          • Refrag, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2Wow! The mother is hideous! Poor girl got burdened with some of those looks -- her parents owe this to her.
        • falafelkiosken, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5the bitch ratio is far too high
      • scroobyrooberoo, on 02/15/2008, -15/+3Totally fake.
      • Gizza, on 02/15/2008, -0/+24Seriously though, how do you stuff up cereal.
      • nshady, on 02/15/2008, -0/+6It's not like it was homemade porridge or anything - they go out for dinner every freaking night!

        Step 1: Put cereal in bowl.
        Step 2: Add milk.
        • OMGsplosion, on 02/15/2008, -1/+9Step 3: ????????
          Step 4: PROFIT!!!!
          • nshady, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5I was tempted to add that on, but digg can be so fickle about which ones they like and which they don't, so I left it off to be safe. Damn!
      • royalskrub, on 02/16/2008, -5/+0really how do you mess up cercel?, damn that girl
        • Moosebern, on 02/16/2008, -0/+6Apparently you drop an A and add a C.
    • UberCoolCam, on 02/15/2008, -4/+43Get back in the kitchen, make me a sandwich. Pfft.
    • djbon2112, on 02/15/2008, -3/+25You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!
    • SuperWinner, on 02/15/2008, -4/+24What a ***** slunt, slore, slank.
      • leonhyral, on 02/15/2008, -6/+33bury me
        • mattcoady, on 02/15/2008, -3/+25You think you're going to get everything you want too? Go to hell, I'm digging you up.
        • samgab, on 02/15/2008, -2/+11And reverse psychology strikes again!
    • defectDS, on 02/15/2008, -5/+36GIT ME A CHICKEN SAN'ICH, WIF SOME WAFFLE FRIES!!
      • bobbothegrayson, on 02/15/2008, -3/+18FO FREE!
      • mfpratte, on 02/15/2008, -0/+6BITCH GET ME A DR. PEPPER!
      • BirdCatcher, on 02/15/2008, -2/+2i'd like to stay the night at her house ... FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT!!
    • themastersb, on 02/15/2008, -4/+46She's 15!? She looks 21.
      • merripen, on 02/15/2008, -0/+132Save it for the judge.
        • themastersb, on 02/15/2008, -2/+23I prefer my 15 year olds to look like 15 year olds.
      • 1randomguy08, on 02/15/2008, -8/+6I found Americans look alot older then they are, well atleast on video.
        • Rikm, on 02/15/2008, -2/+15Just because the filename is "18yo virgin cumslut gangbang furry interracial in-the-ear facial cake.mgp" it doesn't mean that's the actual age of the people in the film.
        • AI_Joe, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11That's because American youngsters like to whore-up before leaving the house. Moms are okay with having their pre-teen look like a veteran pornstar.
    • TheBigBad, on 02/15/2008, -1/+133I got news for you Alisha, you ain't that good looking now and when you get older you are gonna look like your mom. Good luck with that.
      • Bennito, on 02/15/2008, -2/+43Oh that was her mom? I thought it was the count Dracula!

        ah ah ah!
    • STARTSOMETHING, on 02/15/2008, -5/+23.
    • Riotblade, on 02/15/2008, -7/+1A couple of them jeweled crowns wouldn't be bad.
    • moush, on 02/15/2008, -2/+10she did cook dinner at the end of wifeswap, it was all good until her dad insulted her by saying it tasted like *****.
    • archivist, on 02/15/2008, -4/+10wtf a pageant?! what a deluded triple-***** brat
    • Jpotts12, on 02/15/2008, -1/+13No, she doesn't do domestic work. She's too beautiful to do that kind of thing. She'd probably just tell her subservient tool of a mother to do it for her.

      ....I've seriously never seen a persron who needed bootcamp as much as this bitch does.
    • adidos, on 02/15/2008, -0/+19I think you mean, 'sudo make me a sandwich'
    • rz8472, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11Full Episode of WifeSwap with the beauty queen HERE: http://www.surfthechannel.com/info/television/Wife ...
      • ICSU, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4Both families are disgusting, parents in the other one
      • whitesaint, on 02/15/2008, -1/+5Good episode, but where's the other half? Both families are crazy as hell, but I agree with the feminist family's side a whole lot more. The spoiled daughter's family is bat ***** crazy to think that looks are everything. The dad on the feminist family is insane too, who could marry a bossy man-like ultra-feminist?
      • Rikm, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3Both families are ***** up.
        The feminist woman needs to give her husband his balls back.

        On the positive side, Claira, the middle one who entered the pageant, is ***** ace.
    • jm4847, on 02/15/2008, -0/+9This is just wrong. It's cool that they love their daughter and all but they're not doing her any good.
      Education doesn't mean humiliating or enslaving your children, but neither letting them do as they please.
      Not that I think the feminazi minister would be any better XDD
    • isntreal, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3Horrifying.
    • KoopaTroopa, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11cut my milk!!!
    • Impeller, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1, Officer...
  • ifnotme, on 02/15/2008, -5/+467This is disgusting! I am horrified.
    • eastwood24, on 02/15/2008, -2/+217She represents everything wrong with humanity, send this bitch to the Sudan and drop her off by herself, id love to see that video.
      • billski, on 02/15/2008, -6/+27i'd pay for it
      • yelnatz, on 02/15/2008, -0/+54I'd watch it on Pay-per-View.
      • haiduz, on 02/15/2008, -15/+5Check out the show simple live, if might be your type of thing
        • frodo4jctm, on 02/15/2008, -1/+25Check out hooked on phonics, it might work for you.
      • m3mn0n, on 02/15/2008, -0/+6I'd totally pirate that DVD.
    • jlewicki, on 02/15/2008, -3/+25i'd pay. let's start up a collection
      • Vorticity, on 02/15/2008, -0/+9I assume you'd gag her or something. God, she's got to be one of the dumbest people I've ever heard speak!
        • Rikm, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1At least a gag would mean you wouldn't see that crazy a-bit-like-the-guy-from-Heroes thing she's got going one with her mouth.
          What is that? Botched collagen treatments?
    • guyinjapan, on 02/15/2008, -0/+94but... but... but... she has the sparkle!
      • Nickbc87, on 02/15/2008, -1/+14What she NEEDS is a nice disfiguring scar up her face. What is she gonna fall back on?
        • Wardvark, on 02/15/2008, -0/+10... her parents
        • RockinRoel, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2…the plastic surgeon and make-up. Surely, you can't hide it all, but a lot can be done if you have the money.
          A third degree burn may be harder to fix. I'd like to see that programme, though. (Poor emancipated girl in the crazy family.)
    • ravage86, on 02/15/2008, -0/+62She does look a little disgusting to me. She looks a lot older than 15, I would've guessed 20 to 25. She'll look like an old bitch before too long.
      • dOOBiEx213, on 02/15/2008, -0/+28Let's hope so.
      • anelson86, on 02/15/2008, -9/+1I must have missed the part about her age being 15, i was thinking maybe 17 or 18 at the youngest. she is way to good looking for a 15 year old...

        that just sounds wrong.....
    • Ajajadude, on 02/15/2008, -0/+32I'm just going to delude myself into thinking that this isn't real. That's the only way my head won't explode now that I've watched that video...hell, I can't think coherently that was so disturbing!
    • mattrh, on 02/15/2008, -7/+19id like to throw acid in her face
      • SysstemLord, on 02/15/2008, -0/+6***** i don't know whether to digg you up or down
    • antiorblkflag9, on 02/15/2008, -0/+25The mom looks horrifying.
      • badjoke, on 02/15/2008, -1/+9She tries so hard to be pretty like her daughter.
    • KibibyteBrain, on 02/15/2008, -0/+32"The popular people make it" Yeah, sure. The popular people might seem to come out on top in their hometown high school community, but name a famous CEO or even many famous non-child hollywood actors who were popular when they were younger. Part of the problem is that being popular involves pandering to popular opinion, and its hard to be innovative in any respect of the word under those conditions, and innovation is the key to success today.
      • shanestunna06, on 02/15/2008, -4/+0jeff gordon was prom king lol he's pretty famous, not for his brains but still just sayin
      • fabiosir, on 02/15/2008, -3/+1Actually, Brad Pitt said that he was always popular. Judging by what women say, he's still pretty popular.
    • Oktoeatfish, on 02/15/2008, -3/+11I threw up a little in my mouth.
    • Jpotts12, on 02/15/2008, -1/+22Even Jesus probably hates this girl...
    • jordn, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5meh. i've seen better looking..
  • esantipapa, on 02/15/2008, -8/+676She's gonna land flat on her face someday, thanks to her parents. And despite the fact that girls like that never spoke to me in high school, I still feel sorry for her.
    • theone156, on 02/15/2008, -1/+69Not that we would want girls that to speak to anyone....umm..is it just me or did anyone unless think she was the lower brand of the pagent contestants?
    • TomK88, on 02/15/2008, -1/+115I can't believe a girl like that actually has friends.
      • Lunarbunny, on 02/15/2008, -3/+26They're friends because she's popular.
      • Darth_tater, on 02/15/2008, -0/+44the only explanation is that they are all as shallow as her.
        • Ajajadude, on 02/15/2008, -2/+19They're probably ugly. "Hot" girls who are full of themselves tend to have friends that look like they fell out of the ugly tree, landed in a pool of lard and ate their way out.
      • stklaw, on 02/15/2008, -1/+6They're friends because she's rich.
      • unorginalityftw, on 02/15/2008, -0/+10Those aren't friends. At least not by my definition. Groups like that are never friends. It's a hollow existence.
    • landosystem, on 02/15/2008, -8/+209Girls like that spoke to me in High School, they usually said things like "dork" or "fag". I grew up to work on Star Wars, Blade Runner, 2001, and James Bond to name a few... I think the girls did porn.
      • SenorCardgage74, on 02/15/2008, -1/+57You worked on 2001?
      • ophello, on 02/15/2008, -0/+63I second that....you worked on star wars?
      • Hortnon, on 02/15/2008, -0/+60Pics or it didn't happen, etc
      • Klinky, on 02/15/2008, -3/+42Aren't you like 35? - thus putting you in highschool in the late 80's? Sounds like you're a liar...
        • drouk1556, on 02/15/2008, -0/+31They did call him dork. He's MUCH older than 35.
        • landosystem, on 02/15/2008, -2/+86Actually I restored them all for HD release.
          • drouk1556, on 02/15/2008, -0/+30That's really awesome. What company did you do this for?
          • landosystem, on 02/15/2008, -1/+54Thanks, I still geek out about it too, I've worked for DTS, Technicolor and Warner Bros.
          • Klinky, on 02/15/2008, -16/+3OK, well remastering for HD vs actually working on the set... Bit O' difference there...
          • badjoke, on 02/15/2008, -1/+12@Klinky

            He said he "worked on" them. Not "worked on the set of" them.
          • corporalclegg24, on 02/15/2008, -1/+10Tell Warner Bro's to get their ***** together and send me my Led Zeppelin DVD I ordered in NOVEMBER!
          • landosystem, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2that above comment was at drouk1556, I failed at the digg comment system
          • danielsamuels, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1At Digg, comment system fail you.
      • EnderMB, on 02/15/2008, -2/+42It's not THAT far-fetched. Thousands of people work on movies like that in minor roles. It's not like he's actually telling people he's Darth Vader...
      • TheNik, on 02/15/2008, -0/+27There is an HD 2001? WHY DO I NOT OWN IT DAMMIT
        • drlha, on 02/15/2008, -1/+52001 is on Blu-Ray. Its the #1 Blu-Ray rental on Netflix.
        • landosystem, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2Also availible on HD-DVD, as are most of the Kubrick films.
          • Shorties, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1Yeah I have 2001 on HD-DVD its one of the first movies I bought on HD and easily my favorite of the 10 that I own.
      • jpt62089, on 02/15/2008, -0/+12SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SCREWED 2001 FOR ME! THAT WAS THE WORST YEAR I HAVE EVER HAD!

        /joke
        • LokitheComplex, on 02/15/2008, -1/+2Why what happened that year? Did anything big happen?
          • Shorties, on 02/15/2008, -3/+4Besides 9-11-01... no nothing big happened in 2001...
        • nshady, on 02/15/2008, -2/+1I sorta see where you're coming from, but I still buried you out of respect.
      • jm4847, on 02/15/2008, -10/+1Yeah it's always nice to read about other people's pathetic lives. So uplifting.
        Keep that for your blog next time ok?
    • adventuresof, on 02/15/2008, -2/+88So you work at a blockbusters?
      • haiduz, on 02/15/2008, -1/+38WIN
      • 1randomguy08, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5Yeah he put the old dvd into the ripping device and puts in a blank and presses "record"
    • 1AirMilePt, on 02/15/2008, -6/+8She's gonna land flat on her face someday, thanks to her parents. And it's good that girls like that never spoke to me in high school, because i don't and won't feel sorry for her.
      fixed :)
      • esantipapa, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5Thanks... but I am trying my best to be nice to all people, however shallow, corrupt or unscrupulous.
    • rainierbeer, on 02/15/2008, -0/+66totally insane that her mom does her homework
      • hypertension, on 02/15/2008, -1/+80The school should retract her grades.
        • Ajajadude, on 02/15/2008, -1/+29The school should kill her.
          Harsh? Probably. But they'd be doing this country a huge favor.
        • AROZ, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5I'm sure her parents could find and pay for a school that could help her. Private schools for their win. Sad really.
    • sugarrae, on 02/15/2008, -0/+54>>>land flat on her face someday

      Actually, she'll be landing flat on her knees - and she better be damn good to find someone to put up with her spoiled little ass
      • 1randomguy08, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3Exactly. I wouldn't waste my time and money on a girl like that. They may be beautiful on the outside but rotten and selfish on the inside and coming from me that is bad.
        • widman, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11Don't worry, she'll date a ghetto rapper and it all will make sense.

          Nooot!
        • stretch611, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3Here I was thinking at 18 she would end up doing a video with Ron "HedgeHog" Jeremy... But the ghetto rapper sounds like better karma.
    • mateusap, on 02/15/2008, -1/+13She's the first girl I've actually want to punch in the face... How could she gone so wrong!
      • chromerium, on 02/15/2008, -0/+19Don't blame the girl, blame the parents.

        I'm sure I'll spoil any future daughter I might have to pieces ... but there is a limit. She's not only exceeded it, she's smashed it...
      • galen, on 02/15/2008, -4/+18have you met girls? I want to punch 50% of them in the face
        • girlpirate, on 02/15/2008, -1/+14as a girl I know that percentage is much higher. I wanna punch about 90% of my sex in the face.
        • dasdef, on 02/15/2008, -3/+1crap meant to digg you up not down

      • stretch611, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2You don't date much then...
        • mateusap, on 02/15/2008, -0/+0i felt like punching myself, not the girl, lol.
      • diadem2, on 02/15/2008, -1/+1I felt nothing but pity for her. How is this her fault if she sees know context of what the real world is like. If she can live her entire life like this, all the power to her. Why shouldn't she? But her looks will go, and she doesn't appear to have the life skills to understand realistic expectactions of simple survival without her parents. Unless they hire someone trustworthy to do her finances and can afford such a person, her adult life may be filled with misery and drama that she is emotonally unprepared for.

        Being so used to luxury would make simple hardships unbarrable simply becuase whatever happens, it could be the worst that's ever there. If she keeps her attitude through hardship, then I'd actually be impressed, but even if she does, she wasn't given the means to succede in life. As much as I hate to say it, she has to marry a rich husband or her life will be miserable.
    • Ovalteen, on 02/15/2008, -0/+52Speaking of HIgh School, I can't believe her retarded parents admitted to doing her assignments on national TV. Shouldn't she be investigated for cheating, and have academic penalties applied?
      • esantipapa, on 02/15/2008, -0/+27It would only take a nice, anonymous phone call, or email to her school district... or several.
        • fucknuggets, on 02/15/2008, -1/+1nypa
        • crzdmn, on 02/15/2008, -1/+2It actually depends on the state and how much the really care a bout high school. I couldn't catch much of the REAL detail cause I was far to busy scraping my chin off my keyboard. But my guess is it's one of those states that a NY or CA student could go to in 10th grade and graduate that same year.
    • wharrislv, on 02/15/2008, -0/+24She'll just end up with some tool like her Dad to take care of her and eat her ***** for the rest of their short marriage, after which she'll receive a hefty alimony. People who think they deserve things generally tend to go out and get them. She's too stupid to know any better, and there are tons of not so great looking rich guys who'd take her as a trophy, in return allowing her to sit on her ass and boss the help around. It is sick, and I feel sorry for her future husband (and for her) but I think it is true.
      • 1randomguy08, on 02/15/2008, -1/+9She'll probably be earning minimum wage in a hair saloon. Until she marries a man much older the her. I actually hope she crashes that brand new shiny car into a tree and becomes a paraplegic.
        • willywong, on 02/15/2008, -1/+1The daughter of the godwarrior was killed in a car crash a few months back so it could happen. Trading spouses puts a curse on your first born don't you know.
      • AROZ, on 02/15/2008, -5/+2What if she really is smart, but just taking everything she can get? Some people are smart, but jerks.
        • 1randomguy08, on 02/15/2008, -0/+6"People at school call me blondie but I don't know why, just kidding it's because i'm blonde" and the fact that her mother is doing her projects leads me to think is totally empty inside no brain or heart.
    • gallagherFTW, on 02/15/2008, -2/+24at my restaurant we refer to girls like her as the "Ummmm can I just have a water, and like, chips and queso?" bitches.

      and btw, if she asked me to cook her toast like that, i would most likely add the special chef sauce.
      • alenox, on 02/15/2008, -4/+2do u work at applebees? bc thats what i always get! i'm jsut a cheap dude LOL
        • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -0/+19You get the special chef sauce?
      • fabiosir, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1People that say "chips and queso" should be shot and covered in burning hot CHEESE. Wait, cheese first.
  • aksn1p3r, on 02/15/2008, -6/+754dumbass and immature parents, she aint even gorgeous
    • sterntastic223, on 02/15/2008, -6/+99no, she's fugly
    • elhaf, on 02/15/2008, -2/+129I know. It's not like she will win any decent-sized pageant, nor would she make it on looks alone in, say, Hollywood. They do all her homework for her, so if she goes to college she's *****. She's not even good-looking enough to overcome the obvious character flaws that have been built in; that is no guy would put up with her. In short, she's *****.
      • tikiman453, on 02/15/2008, -0/+24she wishes.
      • phoofy, on 02/15/2008, -0/+24Somehow I don't think that will matter for a while. She'll have mommy and daddy for as long as they're alive. She'll only be ***** when her parents kick the bucket.
        • chromerium, on 02/15/2008, -0/+6And then she'll inherit the family business, pay a manager to look after it, and continue to live the life to which she is accustomed.

          :(
          • Smoozle, on 02/16/2008, -0/+1I don't think this window tinting stuff is that big of a business.
        • gradeahonky, on 02/16/2008, -0/+2Nah, it'll only be after her parents die that she REALIZES her life is *****. Growing up as a pet does not make anybody happy, she's been ***** all along.
      • Ajajadude, on 02/15/2008, -0/+15You overestimate humans. I guarantee you there are guys out there who'll set her up for life...sadly enough.
        • hellokittyownsu, on 02/15/2008, -0/+17You mean those douche bags from New Jersey.
    • dn11, on 02/15/2008, -0/+54"you don't have to be beautiful to succeed in life... like me and my hideous wife for instance".
    • Whatwedo, on 02/15/2008, -5/+39Honestly, she's a 7 at best, without all that makeup. And she's definitely a one-hitter (hit it and quit it, nothing upstairs to stay for).
      • jitterbits, on 02/15/2008, -1/+21a 7? That's generous.
      • stretch611, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11Dugg up for the "nothing upstairs to stay for"
      • ramunenke, on 02/15/2008, -0/+67? that requires some wishful thinking and some jovial elixirs and spirits
      • m0neybags, on 02/15/2008, -7/+1I give your IQ a 7 if you would shun sex from this girl. Have fun with ol' hairy legs from the debate team.
    • slambert90, on 02/15/2008, -0/+69WHAT THE ***** IS UP WITH HER MOMS MAKEUP?!?!?!
    • arplayer2k, on 02/15/2008, -0/+13Her parents are literally living vicariously through her. She isn't that good looking, and dumb as a door knob. Wait 10 years, she wont be anything but eye candy people wouldn't want to touch. Kind of like a desperate housewife without the basic IQ.
      • stretch611, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5In other words she will grow up in her mother's footsteps...
      • snoopy24, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1In 10 years she will be 25. ..that's when woman look their best. She's ***** when she is 35 and on.
    • stackered, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4Honestly, if I had a choice of living a spoiled life like that and my life I would never choose to be a pampered succubus to society. She'll never last on her own as an adult and is probably planning to marry some rich guy searching for a trophy wife.
    • Jpotts12, on 02/15/2008, -0/+7Her parents treat her like she's their prize poodle who's won best in show since she was a pup. Seriously, wtf. Entering her in beauty pageants when she's an 11-month old baby? Pampering her all day long? She's their little scruffums. Maybe this bitch belongs in a dog show.
    • diadem2, on 02/15/2008, -2/+1she's also just a kid. what do you expect?
    • brink668, on 02/16/2008, -0/+1most well said thing yet!
  • zcrazyfly, on 02/15/2008, -102/+418...I'd still hit it.
    • CypherXero, on 02/15/2008, -8/+404...with a 2x4
      • billski, on 02/15/2008, -5/+31dugg that
      • Gregus1032, on 02/15/2008, -20/+5before or after you hit it in a sexually pleasuring way?
      • Gmasterfluffy, on 02/15/2008, -0/+10I was gonna say bat but yours works just as well.
      • Jpotts12, on 02/15/2008, -1/+1Only if there was a rusty nail sticking out of it.
      • celkin, on 02/15/2008, -1/+3He's got a board with a nail in it!!
      • steveboutin, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1or truck.
    • theone156, on 02/15/2008, -9/+15touche
    • fearlessfx, on 02/15/2008, -14/+5Id hit it with my penis first though.
    • nycmac247, on 02/15/2008, -3/+40in the ass w/ her looking AWAY
      • djbon2112, on 02/15/2008, -1/+28Na, I'd still do pussy, but (a) make sure she has enough birth control in her to ensure she will NOT propagate, and (b) with some duct tape over her mouth. I don't need to hear that. :D
    • almj, on 02/15/2008, -2/+58dude, she's 15....and a whore.
    • madrid, on 02/15/2008, -3/+11ATM
      • 1randomguy08, on 02/15/2008, -2/+3FTW I would so love to ATM her.
      • Magnus150, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11Automated Teller Machine?
        • Meatshield, on 02/15/2008, -2/+3Ass To Mouth
          • 1randomguy08, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1el corecto. You guys need to learn your anal porn acronyms, jesus.
          • EvilGunOwner, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2Wow, I'm a nerd. My first thought was "anti-tank missile." Just kidding. Seriously.
          • Magnus150, on 02/15/2008, -1/+2I know. It was a joke. I lol'd at least.
      • redneckblues, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2You never go ATM.
      • stretch611, on 02/15/2008, -1/+2She will star in the next 2girls1cup video...
    • Seaton, on 02/15/2008, -4/+29Have a seat....right over there....go ahead...take a seat...
    • techmaster, on 02/15/2008, -1/+81Ugh! That is NOT your best thrust.
    • jptolife, on 02/15/2008, -1/+29Digg user would hit anything...
    • tcpip4lyfe, on 02/15/2008, -11/+9"do you know what a dirty sanchez is?"
    • maelstromwar, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2I would hit her too. I wouldn't be able to stop myself.
    • Endit, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11The second you touch her face you'd be covered in makeup. Who knows what else happens when you touch the rest of her body - we already saw her Dad spraying her fake tan.
      • ramunenke, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1damn, so that would mean my sausage and biscuits would have rouge, lipstick and other weird smears of makeup. I'm thinking a condom would be necessary for head in this case. Not necessarilybecause she is dirty, but you dont want to put lil man through THAT
    • mozert, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1That's not the point.
    • Treason, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4... with my car
    • flxfxp, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2With a Gucci bag
    • balwanir2000, on 02/18/2008, -0/+0oh ye id def hit it too
  • kamikazicondon, on 02/15/2008, -13/+187I want to vomit then slit my wrists
    • tikiman453, on 02/15/2008, -1/+52hand me the razor when you're done.
    • metric7, on 02/15/2008, -1/+24Remember, not across the street!
    • damonic, on 02/15/2008, -1/+40I want to vomit and slit HER wrists...
      • hellokittyownsu, on 02/15/2008, -3/+1Yeah get her genes out of the pool immediately. Even if she has babies with Einstein they are going to be stupid ass *****.
    • mV0G7, on 02/15/2008, -1/+6I want to vomit and slit my wrists...

      ...vertically
    • TokenWhiteGuy, on 02/15/2008, -1/+16Damn it, I did it backwards. Now I have vomit in an open wound.
    • digihoffa, on 02/15/2008, -0/+6I fell out of my chair when I saw mom
    • Jpotts12, on 02/15/2008, -0/+9This girl makes me like Paris Hilton
    • seeyounorth, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1Makes me want to vomit and go EMO.... :(
  • MagnumVP, on 02/15/2008, -2/+364"We never say no to Allecia". Really??? It shows. Wait until she has to get out of her parents house and live in the real world, that bitch won't last a day.
    • stgeorge, on 02/15/2008, -0/+96Yes she will, she'll just have to suck ***** to keep it going.
      • ramunenke, on 02/15/2008, -1/+49and I will be right there with a fake gold watch and my pants unzipped
      • tcpip4lyfe, on 02/15/2008, -0/+12"ass to ass!"
        • dasdef, on 02/15/2008, -1/+2i can never watch a porno scene like that without thinking of requiem for a dream.

          its wrong, so wrong!!

          but so hot
    • Mist0r_Wiggles, on 02/15/2008, -0/+15Yea, you don't have to have brains to suck dick, and depending on who's *****, it might as well be a retirement plan.
    • d03boy, on 02/15/2008, -0/+18She won't ever leave... and if she does, it will be 2 blocks away to an apartment that she won't be able to afford because she'll be running A/C full blast every second, she'll be eating out for all meals, she'll be ***** useless and wasteful.
    • TremorX, on 02/15/2008, -0/+12Petition to change her name to "Veruca Salt"
      • CowzerWowzer, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2Send her to the ar... I mean Wonka's Factory!
      • machocheese34, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2thats a bad egg...
    • Phatt138, on 02/15/2008, -0/+8Bebe said it best on South Park. "...[If] I grow up getting everything I want, having things made easy for me because I have hot knockers, then I'm gonna grow up to be a lame person. If I'm handed everything in life, then my chances of becoming a lawyer or a marine biologist are zero."
      This girl's not a person at all. She's the anti-person, someone who bought hook, line, and sinker into the rampant ***** they play on MTV 24/7.
    • cnot3, on 02/15/2008, -0/+6Her parents' window tinting fortune should be enough for her to live on for the rest of her life. Surely they can't be thousands of dollars in debt for treating her to the lifestyle to which she is accustomed.
    • Tophillious, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3"Whats this thing called a...'bill'?"
    • rickygw, on 02/16/2008, -0/+1I bet they'd say no to her if she said she didnt wanna do pageants anymore.
    • TnTBass, on 03/03/2008, -0/+1She will never see the "real world" as we know it. Even if she does leave home someday, she will live off her parents, all the time looking for some guy who will buy her everything she wants. Meanwhile, he'll just be using her up to discard her when she's old and her looks fade.
      Anyone else see a Brittany Spears waiting to happen, except without all the fame/money?
  • peregrine, on 02/15/2008, -11/+1020'This is why the terrorists hate us'
    • xpose, on 02/15/2008, -5/+19Wow, I needed a good laugh thanks.
    • underburn, on 02/15/2008, -3/+83This makes me hate us.
    • tikiman453, on 02/15/2008, -3/+140this is why I hate us.
    • metric7, on 02/15/2008, -12/+23Oh stfu, you should see how the rich girls in the gulf states live.
      • Vorticity, on 02/15/2008, -1/+10It's freaking disgusting isn't it? I hadn't ever seen anything like it until moving to Texas.
    • Mist0r_Wiggles, on 02/15/2008, -5/+21underburn and tikiman453 are terrorists!!!

      They are using digg as a recruitment center!!!
      • tikiman453, on 02/15/2008, -0/+14hey now Mist0r Wiggles, did i blow your cover when i saw you in the curious george forums? no i did not. now let me continue my spiritual quest and i'll let you try to get the children to go on your magical chocolate submarine adventure in peace. not cool man.
      • Whatwedo, on 02/15/2008, -4/+2Quick, give Bush emergency powers to detain any suspected terrorists regardless of nationality and hold them in Guantanamo indefinitely!

        Oh wait, we already did.
        http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic ...
    • doctorfungi, on 02/15/2008, -0/+19I'm surprised they navigated those planes around her ego on 9/11...
    • Tyrghast, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3I might have seen that in the video but i could read half of the subtitles with the ads popping up every 2 seconds...
    • crabman484, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1Haha, aye mate too true.

      If only they knew that most of America is made up of sensible people.
    • bthug7, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1If it were that simple then she'd be deported.
    • jjmckay, on 02/15/2008, -1/+4People may think you are joking but this is actually one of stated reasons many Muslims do despise us. In short, we often appear very materialistic as this girl exemplifies. Underneath the facade of 'everything is peachy keen' there is much suffering and misery in our society, including in this girl and her parents. The show that this was from, Wife Swap, takes two families who are opposite and by sharing each other's lives, they learn the sane balance that they lost. In finding the balance, they gain some sanity and peace.
      • rune420, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3Materialistic as opposed to arab nations such as Qatar, Arab Emirates and Brunei? Plenty of middle eastern nations are even more materialistic than the western world. So I wouldn't exactly bet on them hating us for being materialistic.
    • pucelle, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2i just wish i can digg again... while people in poor nations are saying "Oh i found plant roots my favorite" she is saying "i don't have any chores and i would like my toast brown just a little toasted kinda makes a cracking noise but doesn't really"
  • stevenscorsese, on 02/15/2008, -0/+380Any idiot dumb enough to date or marry her deserves the living hell his life will be.
    • sroop, on 02/15/2008, -0/+16Whoever it may be will be paid by her parents anyways...
      • wit21, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5I hope they're rich, 'cause it's gonna cost 'em.
    • msk275, on 02/15/2008, -5/+0I ain't scared. haha.
    • steveboutin, on 02/15/2008, -0/+8she should marry OJ simpson.
  • dsmatrix, on 02/15/2008, -7/+478This HAS to be a joke. There's no way that people can be this oblivious, theres just no way...
    • elhaf, on 02/15/2008, -0/+46I saw that episode. The parents are equally clueless to life.
    • jxfallout, on 02/15/2008, -0/+56I take it you've never watched that "Sweet 16" (or whatever the hell it's called) show....
      • tikiman453, on 02/15/2008, -0/+10i've seen a couple. there has never been anything like this. i seriously feel sick right now because of this video.
      • Lythium, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4No... no I have not. If I wanted to nuke my brain cells, I can think of any number of less excruciating ways of doing so.
        • Vorticity, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1Can you imagine if SHE "nuked a few brain cells?" *shudders*
    • billski, on 02/15/2008, -0/+9yeah... no
      she's just dumb
    • jj101, on 02/15/2008, -1/+20Mate I want it to be a joke too. I'm not sure I'm prepared to accept that people like that really exist. I've met some really spoiled people and some people who think so differently to how i do that it physically hurts my head just to talk to them, but never have I met anyone like her or her parents.

      Now don't get me wrong because I love America as somewhere I frequently visit and as an ideal for much of the world to strive for in terms of freedom and opportunity (despite the problems in foreign policy), but I can't believe that people could get like this anywhere else on the planet. Why is that?
      • metric7, on 02/15/2008, -0/+10This stuff happens all over the world. I have personally seen girls way more spoiled than this,
        in India, and UAE.
        • jj101, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4Fair enough mate. I've never been to India or to any Arabic country. I take it back America - families in other cultures are apparently equally capable of spoiling their kids.
      • swicepick, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3Yeah, I don't think this is a phenomenon due to being American. In any culture, the elite classes breed behavior like this. And by elite, I mean people with money and / or power.
        • DeadElephant, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1They are far from elite. they're ***** that stumbled across some money usually inherited by grandparents that busted their asses.
    • greenblob, on 02/15/2008, -1/+36You know, somewhere in a 3rd world country a starving child is thinking the exact same thing about us.
      • metric7, on 02/15/2008, -14/+4Who cares?
        • electricdragon, on 02/15/2008, -1/+10I cares !
          • 1randomguy08, on 02/15/2008, -5/+1Do you really? How much have you donated to Africa?
      • Skooma714, on 02/15/2008, -0/+7They have computers?

        • flxfxp, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1OLPC's, they think we are black and white
        • RockinRoel, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1OLPC's are not black and white, they CAN be black and white OR colour. That's one of the cool things about them.
    • allengeer, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11im thinking the families are fictitious just due to them having to be on that television show. And a new tahoe seems a little too convenient.
    • Hoogs, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11I started to doubt the credibility when they said they have a Christmas tree year round just for her. I just cannot believe what I saw in that video...really makes me want to break things.
    • iofthestorm, on 02/15/2008, -1/+6Yeah, this seems too stupid to be true, but it probably is knowing our country.
    • aelias, on 02/15/2008, -0/+6My girlfriend records this Wife Swap show every week. All the families are fairly bad stereotypes. This is the same show that brought us the fat, toothless "SATAN!!!!" lady. They always fight during week one, and they always reach an understanding by the end. I have yet to see deviation from this formula. If you watch this entire episode, I'll give you a dollar if you can tell me with a straight face that the dad is not a ***** creep. There is something not right in his eyes.
    • h0td0gbung, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3Completely agree--can't be real. Can't be. Dear god please tell me it's not real.
    • tektalk, on 02/17/2008, -0/+1These people shouldn't be parents; No, they don't deserve to be parents.
  • astefanick, on 02/15/2008, -32/+10woowwwwwwww
  • floridiot2, on 02/15/2008, -0/+242I agree with her. The pageants do define her as a person. Another worthless human being coming into society..
    • offspring06, on 02/15/2008, -2/+17I can't wait for her looks to go downhill than what will she be left with.
      • greenblob, on 02/15/2008, -0/+10What wait?
      • miko555, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5Are you speaking English??
      • fanclerks, on 02/15/2008, -0/+9"I cant wait for her looks to go downhill. Then what will she be left with?" - Fixed

        Look at her mother, I've seen crack whores that look better than her. That's this spoiled bitches' future.
      • Alconis, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3Porn
      • decyx, on 02/15/2008, -0/+0Well, more than likely, she'll get plastic surgery and only allow herself two protein shakes before binging. Also, she'll live vicariously through her daughter.
      • RockinRoel, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1I have one word for you: plastics!
    • FearLess77, on 02/15/2008, -0/+23What the ***** is the deal with these pageants?
      Who gives a ***** about them
      • greenblob, on 02/15/2008, -0/+7The rest of the developed world, unfortunately...
      • marx2k, on 02/15/2008, -5/+2God Fearing Christians in the South, I guess.
    • Jpotts12, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4No kidding. Did you hear her? "what do you wish for?" "I know this sounds a little corny, but world peace". It's like she's been ***** programmed to look, think and act like a pageant contestant at all times. I mean, seriously. Do you think she has any idea about the problems that are going on in the world, or that she really even cares about "world peace"? No, she doesn't. She just says that because that's what you're supposed to say in a pageant. And what about the way she thinks that beauty is the most important thing in life? Pageants define her alright. They define her whole disgusting life. It's really her parents fault. She might have been normal if they hadn't bred 'n raised her to be in pageants since she was 11 months old. 11 months old!! How can you even judge 11 month old babies!? Insane....her parents messed her up bad, and they're not helping by spoiling her even more.
      • grimward, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1Yes I agree, she is obviously the product of a long life of indoctrination by her parents, I don't see her as a bad person, I see her as an innocent person whose never really lived life, because her parents corrupted her from the start. I just hope she learns one day that her parents are sick ***** who should be in jail for messing up their daughter that way. And I do pity her because of her lack of intelligence, she's probably been discouraged from independent thought too.. and that's even more sad. This is the most tragic article ever, and the fact that it reads "SPOILED" instead of "the world's most horrifying parents" makes it earn a bury from me.
    • decyx, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3"I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq..."
    • jjmckay, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1The ego in us sees the ego in others. Can you see the deeper being underneath the ego?
  • crobinso, on 02/15/2008, -2/+147I can't wait for the follow up, with her mugshots for prostitution and drug addiction in a downward spiral because she can't make it in the real world.
    • mrgreenjeans9, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1we can only hope
    • goodkidyo, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2it's not her fault. It's her parents. I agree that she is an idiot but growing up the way she has.. what is to be expected?
    • mcbethants, on 02/24/2008, -0/+0The Faces of Meth 2
  • kayvman78, on 02/15/2008, -2/+71Poor girl. What's she gonna do when she has to fend for herself one day?
  • devinjohnson2, on 02/15/2008, -6/+657The mother looks like a ***** vampire.
    • hammerton1, on 02/15/2008, -0/+32Lol, finally. In till I got to your comment, I was seriously thinking "Am I the only one that thinks she looks like a zombie (or vampire)?"
    • deadseksy, on 02/15/2008, -0/+17That's from her crack addiction because she used to live the life of her daughter.
    • doctorfungi, on 02/15/2008, -0/+8A retarded vampire.
    • BeyondGoodNEvil, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5The dad looks odd as hell as well. Fake blonds naturally look ugly to me. The "dumb blond" stereotype comes from these fakes.
    • Rikm, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2She looks like Lurch (Ted Cassidy) from The Munsters to me. That's what happens when you let your blond 15yo daughter do your make up.
    • Pyrerit, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3a quick shot of this girls future

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVhwZSnpdLc
  • kinseyincanada, on 02/15/2008, -2/+95These are the worst parents in the entire world, this stupid cow is going to get kicked in the face by the real world
    • jm4847, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1I think people that molest, hurt or kill their children are still worse than these guys.
      • fabiosir, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1Since "molest" just means hurt, what these people are doing is just a slower process.
  • oreonblade, on 02/15/2008, -0/+597"In school, my nickname is Blondie. I don't know where it comes from... just jokin'...my hair."

    I need some ice on my head. I feel like someone just stabbed my frontal lobe.
    • SenorCardgage74, on 02/15/2008, -40/+8Id like to stab her frontal lobe.......with my DICK, yo!

      (chortle guffaw)
      • doctorfungi, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11You want to ***** the inside of her skull? Weak.
      • BeyondGoodNEvil, on 02/15/2008, -0/+9***** was banned I thought. Wasn't there some legislation on that recently?
      • johnmatias, on 02/15/2008, -1/+5Why? It'd be like ***** an empty jar.
    • willr001, on 02/15/2008, -0/+9lol, thats how far i made it before stopping... i just couldn't go any further without risking not being able to forget i saw this.
    • BrainRecall, on 02/15/2008, -1/+9That is, by far, the funniest thing I've read all week. The perfect response to the greatest line.
    • fwonk, on 02/15/2008, -0/+18"..and if it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college.."
      • yoshman, on 02/15/2008, -1/+9"Don't think about that sentence for more than three minutes, or blood'll shoot out your nose."

        Gotta love good ol' Lewis Black.
      • Eiknujrac, on 02/15/2008, -2/+3Wow I bet no one else gets this reference. Kudos.
    • pucelle, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1whahahhah niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!!
    • ldailey06, on 02/15/2008, -0/+0The blondie quote pretty much sums up the entire video
  • mooseontheloose, on 02/15/2008, -57/+12Who cares, seriously? I don't get why people obsess over what parents do for their own children. OMG THEY LOVE HER TOO MUCH!!@!!!!

    If you don't want your child to turn out like that, don't treat them the same way. Simple as that.
    • SweetChinMusic, on 02/15/2008, -0/+18Well, I really think that her parents shouldn't let her just cheat through school by doing all her work.
      • chingy1788, on 02/15/2008, -0/+10If by some strange chain of events she becomes an engineer or doctor, I would stay right away from anything she designed or any of her services
      • phoofy, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2What does it say about her school that they're allowing her parents to do all her work for her?
    • pldgnoauthority, on 02/15/2008, -1/+19if anything they love her less cause they arent preparing her for real life
    • dementedd, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5People like a spectacle.
    • Rodalli, on 02/15/2008, -0/+36This is going to sound really harsh, so buckle up.

      I would agree with you if the rest of the world didn't have to put up with this silly bitch every day. It's inevitable that this crazy little girl is going to cause serious problems for many other people someday because of the ridiculous way she was raised. A person like this will never be able to integrate with society because everything in her world has revolved around her every whim and desire since the day she was born. If we could lock her away some place where no one ever has to interact with her ever again, I would agree with you that no one should be concerned with how she is raised. But the reality is that countless people, most of them decent human beings, are going to have to deal with her insufferable ***** so long as she remains on this planet. This is a prime example of someone making the world a worse place by having existed. How can a person like this contribute anything to society? We should jettison her silly ass into space, along with her parents (can't have them reproducing again) and be done with it.
      • Skooma714, on 02/15/2008, -1/+5To be fair, it is her parents fault not her's so much. Everyone is born basically a clean slate. You can become a spoiled brat, a perfectly normal person, or a wild animal.
    • jj101, on 02/15/2008, -1/+23What we saw in that video was not love. Love is caring about someone, wanting what is best for them. This is obsession and vicarious enjoyment of the life she leads, which is sick. Teaching her to be vain, materialistic, ignorant and selfish is not love, its laziness.
      • Lythium, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3I wish I could digg you up a dozen times.... Letting your kids run feral (or, alternately, run roughshod all over you) is not "love," any more than making your kids do chores is child abuse. If you love your child, you will provide them with the upbringing that will allow them to lead a full, meaningful, hopefully happy life. Pity anyone who thinks this sad husk of a human being is going to be "happy" or fulfilled in any sense whatsoever.
    • mancat, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5You will have to deal with her when she crashes her 2008 Suburban or whatever into your Accord, then blames you for it and has her parents come after you with a massive lawsuit for hurting their princess.
  • dball48, on 02/15/2008, -10/+3*exploitation
  • minnymoo, on 02/15/2008, -3/+72i saw this on Wife Swap ages ago &
    that girl sincerely needs to see a therapist.
    • TrevorPace, on 02/15/2008, -3/+64It's so hard to decide whether or not to digg or bury your comment.
      I mean I agree with her needing a therapist...but I mean no one that admits to watching Wife Swap that knew it wasn't porn should get dugg.
      • Chromium24, on 02/15/2008, -2/+6You just read my mind, good sir... bravo.
        • makkaveli19, on 02/15/2008, -1/+2bravo..... don't you mean holy *****. 'cuz if someone read my mind i'ma freak the ***** out.
          • fabiosir, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4"I'ma"

            I'M GOING TO bet that stupid bitch uses "I'ma." Learn to ***** write, damn.
          • boobsbr, on 02/15/2008, -1/+1@fabiosir

            hard to take someone seriously when their name is fabio...

            kinda like: this is stephan, harden the ***** up stephan.

            btw, stfu you grammar & spelling nazi
    • SenorCardgage74, on 02/15/2008, -9/+12Hey now!
      I find this girl to be just as repellant and deluded as everyone else here, but I think making her go to the rapist is just a tad beyond the pale.

      She'd probably be better served by someone that could be part-Analyst, part-Therapist.

      If only there were such a person.
      • d03boy, on 02/15/2008, -2/+5apparently some people missed the joke(s)?
        • DuFace, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1The "jokes" just weren't all that funny.
          • SenorCardgage74, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1Im afraid DuFace is correct.
            And Im the guy that made the joke.
        • wzelver, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4an "analrapist" its not his joke its from Arrested Development and its pretty hilariously done in the show
      • Rowan187, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1it wasn't a very funny joke
      • brentinkc, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4I know, we could send her to the Analrapist!
    • nycmac247, on 02/15/2008, -7/+14"that girl sincerely needs to see a therapist."
      THE RAPIST!??!?! YOU SICK *****!!!
      • Rowan187, on 02/15/2008, -2/+9everyone needs to see The Rapist every once in a while
      • carpeclunes, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1or an analrapist
  • Theoxenmooving, on 02/15/2008, -3/+806"That's not the best cereal you've made"

    1. How the ***** can you screw up cereal?
    2. How much of a spoiled slunt do you have to be to criticize someone's cereal-making abilities
    3. What the ***** is wrong with you when you can't make your own cereal?
    • christopheles, on 02/15/2008, -0/+83Obviously the milk wasn't cold enough.
      • TheDefiant, on 02/15/2008, -1/+17Or the cereal to milk ratio was slightly off.
        • AROZ, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1That doesn't sound like the kind thoughtful thing she would say.
        • crzdmn, on 02/15/2008, -0/+8She would need to understand what ratio meant first.
      • nshady, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3God I hate warm milk. Like when you're at a hotel restaurant for breakfast and they have these big urns of milk and it's all slightly warm... it makes me feel sick. It's my one pet peeve. I hate it.

        I'm generally a pretty understanding person, but if someone serves me warm milk I will punch them in the tooth.
      • RockinRoel, on 02/15/2008, -1/+1Hot milk + sugar is yummy on the other hand…
        I don't like warm milk either, but with cereal, I don't mind that much.
    • happytedium, on 02/15/2008, -5/+244Dugg for 'slunt'.
    • ROFLance, on 02/15/2008, -1/+49this *****'s nuts. i googled "slunt" and got the urban dictionary page, over 4 years ago, someone posted the definition to slunt, and the example usage is "Alicia is a slunt"

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slu ...

      crazy!
      • ROFLance, on 02/15/2008, -0/+9http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slu ... *
      • jc7012, on 02/15/2008, -1/+14like omg!?
      • stretch611, on 02/15/2008, -0/+6The first definition does have the right example, but I believe the second definition is the most appropriate:
        ``Used to describe a woman whose behavior is so heinous, the mere use of slut or ***** is inadequate. Covers a variety of horrid behavior, notably that presented by characters in shows like "Desperate Housewives".''
    • radarplane, on 02/15/2008, -0/+14homer simpson burned the cereal!
    • GamemasterB, on 02/15/2008, -15/+34. ???
      5. Profit!
      • Vorticity, on 02/15/2008, -5/+1Nice reference, too bad no one got it...

        Come on people, Underpants Gnomes!!!
      • ZMerlin, on 02/15/2008, -1/+2You're new to digg aren't you?

        Yeaahh... you're new to digg.
    • Jakerius, on 02/15/2008, -2/+5Milk:Cereal ratio could be imbalanced according to preference.
      • crzdmn, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2As stated above, to determine that the Milk:Cereal ration is wrong you would first need to know what a ration is.
        • fabiosir, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3As stated above, you first need to know what a "ration" is.
    • acmeinc, on 02/15/2008, -1/+1I didn't watch the whole doubleviking clip, but sounds like this was part of one of those family swap shows. A lot of those scenes are scripted, I am sure she is a *****, but the cereal scene reeks of scripting.
      • juju2682, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1You are correct. I shot an episode of this show and the producers chime in and direct every 2 seconds
    • BlueStarr, on 02/15/2008, -1/+2Good comments. Love digg. I actually lol.
    • mrgreenjeans9, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1slunt? that's awesome. hope you don't mind i borrow that
  • Qtip42, on 02/15/2008, -8/+58it doesn't take much to try and find stupid people in America now does it.
    • offspring06, on 02/15/2008, -0/+20I don't really blame the girl as much as her parents. How could someone grow up normal if they are treated like a God their whole life?
    • mnemy, on 02/15/2008, -2/+11actually, it doesnt take much to find stupid people anywhere in the world. Except Antarctica
      • kcdstudios, on 02/15/2008, -1/+2actually, anyone in antarctica has gotta be pretty stupid. it's antarctica.
        oh, besides being some sort of brilliant scientist.... thing...
      • RockinRoel, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1I don't know, but not all the charecters in AVP were too bright.
        • fabiosir, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2That's because the movie was made for ***** morons.
          • RockinRoel, on 02/18/2008, -0/+11. I was joking
            2. AVP is a pretty good film for its genre, in my opinion, not my favourite genre or film though
    • SkinnerBox, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5Yeah, just because you watch us on TV doesn't mean that you don't have assholes like this in your country. I live in America and I don't personally know anyone like this. I have to see it on TV just like you.
      • RockinRoel, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2Where do you live? When my brother went to New York, he saw a whole bunch of "Oh MY Goood" girls. Real Paris Hilton, they were.
    • johnmatias, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1Sure does make great T.V. tho...
    • Ibox, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1NO problem finding stupid here, hell we feature them on T.V.
    • JointVenture, on 02/17/2008, -0/+0I think he meant "DIGG" instead of "America".
  • SweetChinMusic, on 02/15/2008, -32/+6I'd hit it.
  • damnitdaniel, on 02/15/2008, -7/+271What the hell is with those subtitles?!
    HURFFFF DUUURRRFFF?
    • quizman, on 02/15/2008, -1/+8Reminded me of River City Ransom
    • Nekiruhs, on 02/15/2008, -1/+42"Switching to rat-level intelligence detector. No intelligence found. Shutting off due to inactivity."
      They were the best part!
      • d03boy, on 02/15/2008, -0/+14"Scanning for amoeba intelligence level. None found."
    • kashem, on 02/15/2008, -2/+2I'd tell you to watch it again, but I wouldn't want to make anyone do that. I believe she made those sounds due to the poor cereal making of her mother.
    • hiplibrarian, on 02/15/2008, -1/+4pretty sure it's a south park reference, and a damn clever one.
    • diggdowner, on 02/15/2008, -4/+5I would have dugg this despite the ads, but the subtitles? Sorry... I'd rather form my own opinions rather than having them plastered all over the video.
    • 1randomguy08, on 02/15/2008, -2/+1Maybe they smoked some crack with that 15 year old slut. Did I say slut?
    • ElHoju, on 02/15/2008, -4/+3No subtitles needed, especially bizarre ones like that. The stupidity and absurdness of the video speak for themselves.
  • Light11, on 02/15/2008, -9/+182shes not even hot LOL
    • Chicken, on 02/15/2008, -3/+15I'm desperate enough to hit it.
      • Nyfeh, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3You may be saying that, but your penis will pull out and scream "IYYYEE IYEE IYEEE!!!" and skip right out the door.
    • Phatt138, on 02/15/2008, -0/+12Sorry, I'll never be desperate enough to hit that.
      "That's not the best dicking you've ever given me..."
    • crzdmn, on 02/15/2008, -0/+8I'd hit it, then laugh hysterically the next day when I dropped the video on YouTube. Buh bye little pagent bitch :)
    • Jashro, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3I would only hit that in the head with the sharp end of a claw hammer.
  • silverchrysalis, on 02/15/2008, -0/+42i think her lipstick gets in the way when she talks
    • theone156, on 02/15/2008, -0/+16theres a lot more than just her lipstick that get in the way when she talks....
    • wit21, on 02/15/2008, -0/+7I think her brain gets in the way when she talks.
    • doctorfungi, on 02/15/2008, -1/+1I think that's just her anti-logic force field.
  • Enderplayer1, on 02/15/2008, -2/+97Let them eat cake
    • Fadakar, on 02/15/2008, -1/+34Dugg for history.
    • wit21, on 02/15/2008, -0/+5She'd just complain about it, anyway...
    • PixelMagic, on 02/15/2008, -1/+3Cake is my favorite thing in the world.
    • VPurpmalkV, on 02/15/2008, -3/+8It must be said.

      The Cake Is A Lie.
    • celkin, on 02/15/2008, -4/+2The cake is a lie!
    • jimmick, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4she says, just like mary antoinette.
      Building a remedy, for Khrushchev and Kennedy.
      At any time, an invitation you can't declineeeeeeee.
      Dun na na
      • Enderplayer1, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1History makes it cool, Queen makes it Epic
    • johnmatias, on 02/15/2008, -4/+1Hurray for Portal quotes!
  • Llanowar, on 02/15/2008, -3/+116I'll spoil her too. *wink wink*


    *has a seat* :(
    • offspring06, on 02/15/2008, -0/+38I would too. Oh hi Chris

      *has a seat beside Llanowar*
    • TokenWhiteGuy, on 02/15/2008, -0/+10These cookies are delicious.
    • bxblox, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3Wheres the cat?
    • SysstemLord, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1I'd hit that Donut
    • Jpotts12, on 02/15/2008, -0/+0First, she's a 15 year old girl so that would technically make you pedophiles, and second she's just not attractive....at all.
      • jcpendexter, on 02/16/2008, -0/+1but comon!! its funny to think about that and then putting the video on youtube so she has to suffer her whole life!
      • AdamWest2122, on 02/18/2008, -0/+1Actually I am pretty sure that technically paedophilia refers to adults who are attracted to and obsessed with pre-pubescent children and having sexual relations with them. Since such pre-pubescent people are unable to reproduce it makes it a disorder or disease (whichever you prefer) to be sexually attracted to them.

        However there is no disorder concerning being attracted and wishing sexual relations with post-pubescent humans and such has even been normal for most of human kinds brief history. It is illegal simply because society agrees that those under the age of 18 are unable to consent to such adult behaviors and their possible repercussions.

        It is ever so ironic that 15 year olds in most of the US are allowed to operate dangerous and sometimes deadly automobiles under the justification that operating automobiles is required for human functioning and serves a useful purpose.

        Kinda the same way that no minor can be considered an adult and able to consent to things which may ruin their lives... unless they murder someone, then they not only become adults instantly but invoke cries of burning, boiling, skinning alive, depending on their crimes. Face it, the monkeys are laughing at us.
  • soot, on 02/15/2008, -5/+14"I don't care what other people say..."

    No *****, neither would I if I were as spoiled as you.
    • ravage86, on 02/15/2008, -0/+10If she really didn't care what other people thought, she wouldn't dress that way. She'd walk around in clothes that are functional.
    • jm4847, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1Funny thing is, people like her care way too much.
  • Rodalli, on 02/15/2008, -9/+47I hate these people.

    I want some goddamn, *****, chocolate milk, bitch. -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfwOqlnCKQs
  • Jakerzon, on 02/15/2008, -2/+33It seems clear: When she gets older, she'll get into the whole pipe-hittin' thug crowd, get gang railed and pop out a few crack babies.
    • electricdragon, on 02/15/2008, -0/+10I'm just a prom night dumpster baby.
  • esdjco, on 02/15/2008, -1/+15That seriously, took some time off my life. What a waste. I didn't think people were that retarded.
    • Ockniel, on 02/15/2008, -0/+0Surprise!
    • Lythium, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2The most compelling argument AGAINST the theory of evolution I've ever seen -.-
    • byleth, on 02/15/2008, -0/+0Then you've obviously never worked in retail before.
  • SHv2, on 02/15/2008, -4/+15That bitch needs a good smack or two
  • LarryLacuna, on 02/15/2008, -3/+309Who does her mom's make up? Ronald McDonald?
    • fearlessfx, on 02/15/2008, -0/+18Im pretty sure ronald can afford to have someone to do his make up for him. But I understand your point.
      • LarryLacuna, on 02/15/2008, -1/+7Yeah I totally understand, it's just Ronald McDonald was the first clown that came to mind.
    • daihard, on 02/15/2008, -1/+10LOL... that's hilarious.
    • ghgh1313, on 02/15/2008, -1/+2she probably paid lots of money to have stevie wonder do it
    • doctorfungi, on 02/15/2008, -0/+6Meth.
    • Phatt138, on 02/15/2008, -0/+3More like the Hamburglar.
    • Endit, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2more like the neighborhood hooker
    • DickyT83, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1Uncle Fester seems more appropriate.
  • offspring06, on 02/15/2008, -1/+11Is this for real?
    • rolf, on 02/15/2008, -0/+10Yeah, is this a parody?

      Years ago I would have thought so. Especially since her parents don't seem rich rich, but after the JonBenet case..... it's clear there are people who actually think like this.
    • Skooma714, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2Yeah they own a car tinting business.
  • ssjasper2003, on 02/15/2008, -5/+86Bitches like these need to be sent to 3rd world countriest & forced to work at gun point.
    • deadseksy, on 02/15/2008, -0/+13Could use a Holiday in Cambodia.
      • electricdragon, on 02/15/2008, -1/+6Khmer Rouge FTW !
      • Skooma714, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2DK for the win
      • devilwarriors, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1"Well youll work harder
        ith a gun in your back
        For a bowl of rice a day
        Slave for soldiers
        Till you starve
        Then your head is skewered on a stake"
    • fredmv, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11I was gonna try to conjure something up, but you nailed it. What a total *****. Although it's important to note that that her parents are complete trash with warped views as well, and hence passed it on to create this superbitch.
    • Niubai, on 02/15/2008, -1/+1I live in a third world country and almost work under gun point. You hurt my feelings :(
    • boobsbr, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11st, 2nd and 3rd world were political alignment labels used during the cold war era you unschooled ignorant. Cuba was a 2nd world country and still not as developed as other 3rd world countries.
  • Danl, on 02/15/2008, -0/+14This can't be real, I refuse to believe that there are people out there who live life this way. If this is true, then may God have mercy on our souls.
  • mrjit, on 02/15/2008, -1/+22Sorry I'm a little distracted by the Sarah Tommasi photoshoot right under this, I'll be back to comment later.
    • PixelMagic, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11I bet you're alluding to the fact that you're going to masturbate...
  • arzthaus, on 02/15/2008, -0/+13this cannot be real.....
  • Aspire36, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11That's sickening...
  • hexx54, on 02/15/2008, -1/+85All year round christmas tree? WTF!
    • johnmatias, on 02/15/2008, -1/+2Seriously. Only rednecks keep Christmas decorations up after New Years!
      • fabiosir, on 02/15/2008, -1/+2Why the ***** is there an "s" at the end of New Year?
  • NYankee2003, on 02/15/2008, -3/+13that girl with who got the wrong color car tops this chick.
    • skycriesx, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4I agree, someone linked to that video a few comments below.
    • DurtyJ, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2The girl with the wrong color car was a viral video made by Pizza Hut.

      This is unfortunately real.
  • gamersedge, on 02/15/2008, -1/+20This MUST be fake, lol. Diggnation, plz.
  • itsradBrad, on 02/15/2008, -9/+141You think thats bad check this out.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JvtlB_NzI8
    • azharh, on 02/15/2008, -1/+17That is sickening.
    • grantmoore3d, on 02/15/2008, -1/+14I would love to see people like this lose all their cash and be stuck on welfare... actually, no, no welfare.
      • chingy1788, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4around the neighbourhood i live in
        everyone is in public housing and on welfare (centrelink)
        yet i see many mercedes and BMWs around
        im in private housing (theres like 3 houses in a sea of public flats and houses)
        we have a 14 yr old Mitsubishi, which is dying, and a 13 yr old Mazda 121 which is dying too
        • 1randomguy08, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1You live in western sydney? They probably work cash jobs =p
      • stretch611, on 02/15/2008, -0/+2Even better, lose all their cash and end up working for minimum wage at McDonalds.
    • Fatvod, on 02/15/2008, -2/+38This was FAKE! Damnit its so obvious. This video was proved fake a friggin while ago.
      • itsradBrad, on 02/15/2008, -1/+4Yeah I didn't say it wasn't.

        But I'm sure somewhere in America this actually happens.

        And this story reminded me of it so I wanted to share a laugh, or nausea or whatever.
      • Impeller, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1Crap!! you ruined my day... thanks

        /sarc
    • offspring06, on 02/15/2008, -1/+4How dare he buy her a red car. Seriously though if I was the dad I would take a sledgehammer and beat the ***** out of that car.
    • lololololol, on 02/15/2008, -0/+9That's fake, I thought everyone knew that. *Sigh*
    • HerrEisenheim, on 02/15/2008, -0/+4That turned out to be part of a fake viral ad campaign for either Dominos or Pizza Hut. I can't remembe