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  • Arcesius, on 05/06/2008, -24/+589None of us really come here for the news. It's all about the feeling of social connectedness.
    • mrtracy, on 05/06/2008, -6/+225I come for the news...
      • Dylson, on 05/06/2008, -4/+199I come for the comments...
        • travis6690, on 05/06/2008, -4/+129I came...
          • jeo77, on 05/06/2008, -6/+85I saw
          • Imusion, on 05/06/2008, -3/+79I conquered
          • dfsjdkflasjk, on 05/06/2008, -2/+113I came too early and left in shame.
          • L4WL3RS34L, on 05/06/2008, -26/+11Veni, vidi, vici...
          • davidg11, on 05/06/2008, -8/+13I come for the beer.

            Where's the damn beer?
          • dcingraham, on 05/06/2008, -3/+30That's what she said.
          • xptoast, on 05/06/2008, -22/+1Then came again and again until she spurted goo out her nose.

            ROFL ROFL ROFL...*actually falls on floor laughing too hard and wakes up neighbors and they came up stairs pissed off.*
          • synyster, on 05/06/2008, -10/+1within a second?
          • antdude, on 05/06/2008, -8/+2What women?
          • underdog138, on 05/06/2008, -6/+3I came.

            I saw.

            I hit 'em right there in tha jaw.
          • regulus753, on 05/07/2008, -1/+1Did you subsequently catch him with a right hook and/or a jab, by chance?
        • bicyclethief, on 05/06/2008, -25/+7I cum...
        • KillGoreHazFun, on 05/06/2008, -20/+4I cum for you
        • thcobbs, on 05/06/2008, -3/+10I did come....
        • t0x2c, on 05/06/2008, -1/+133***** THE RIAA
        • cheech794, on 05/06/2008, -2/+22i commented
        • cl2yp71c, on 05/06/2008, -5/+21*insert sexual innuendo here*
        • lordenlil, on 05/06/2008, -8/+22iCum for Apple stories.
        • justok, on 05/06/2008, -3/+7Vinni, vidi, annotamenti
        • Charron, on 05/06/2008, -3/+12I came in here for an argument.
        • LoveAndSeagulls, on 05/06/2008, -2/+47*notices failed attempt at another epic thread*
        • themastersb, on 05/06/2008, -8/+18I C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
        • expatcatalyst, on 05/06/2008, -14/+2RP 08 lol
        • mozert, on 05/06/2008, -8/+3I cummented
        • KingGorilla, on 05/06/2008, -0/+16I come for the diggs on my comments. It makes me feel better about myself
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        • iRelinquish, on 05/06/2008, -2/+2i think i see what you did there
      • Baskins, on 05/06/2008, -3/+7Ditto. It's just about the news here. Comments are barely 10-15% insightful vs. "I must say what will get dugg", or spewing of irrelevant drivel.
      • bobsocool, on 05/06/2008, -17/+0lol +69 diggs hahahah 69 no one digg or bury the comment I am replying to otherwise this wont make sense
      • mozert, on 05/06/2008, -2/+9I come because huffingtonpost.com has been blocked from work.
        • jamdogg, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3Try using a proxy.
        • xptoast, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3Using a proxy at work usually will get you fired...something about the terms of use of their internet:)
        • synyster, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3use ssh port forward
      • finista, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3I was saying "Buuurns"
      • Iwantawii, on 05/06/2008, -1/+5I came for the chicks.
        • bmarc, on 05/06/2008, -4/+1that's what she said
        • UsrBinGirl, on 05/06/2008, -0/+11There are probably more baby birds posting to Digg than female humans.
    • birkoph, on 05/06/2008, -29/+7SEE you're all a bunch of morons. I just come here to laugh at you.
    • identifiedlogo, on 05/06/2008, -3/+30I need a HUG
      • xptoast, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7*finds a stranger and pays them five bucks to hug you so i don't get cuties*
      • antdude, on 05/06/2008, -5/+2Which HUG?

        HUG Hampton Roads User Group (PC)
        HUG HEASARC User's Group
        HUG Heater Unit, Gas
        HUG High Desert User Group
        HUG Hiram Ulysses Grant
        HUG Humanity United in Giving Internationally, Inc.
        HUG Hydrologische Untersuchungsgebiete der Schweiz (Swiss Hydrological Testing Areas)
        HUG High Performance Fortran User Group
        HUG Host User Group

        From http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/hug ...
        • Biznack, on 05/08/2008, -0/+2Hiram Ulysses Grant is what he was referring to.
    • IpHa, on 05/06/2008, -2/+28I used to come for news, but now it's just turned into the re-posting of 4chan memes.
      • defectDS, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8I come for news AND 4chan memes so I don't have to trudge through 4chan to see said memes.
      • eviljolly, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*hug*
    • MattFromSeattle, on 05/06/2008, -1/+59I come for the harassment.
      • Genetico, on 05/06/2008, -1/+55Matt you're from Seattle, You're lame, I hate Seattle, Seattle sucks, People from Seattle Sucks. :-)
        • MJDub, on 05/06/2008, -0/+11The "S" at the end there is incorrect.
        • doshindude, on 05/06/2008, -1/+8people from seattle sucks?
        • Intamin, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3I'm more curious as to why "Sucks" is capitalized...
      • xdeliriumx, on 05/06/2008, -5/+25***** off
      • MattFromSeattle, on 05/06/2008, -1/+38Aw yeah, that's the stuff! :)
      • Lutremi, on 05/06/2008, -1/+7Your name is Matt. My cousin who had leprosy was beaten to death with a bat by a person named Matt. How do you feel now?
      • Yazoo, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9You keep talking like that, i'm gunna rick roll you.
    • DigitAl56K, on 05/06/2008, -1/+6You're right!

      .. wait, who are you people? O.O
    • Aerandir, on 05/06/2008, -1/+5...and also to rant about HRC, GWB, JMC and [Insert here any Operating System] fanboys.
    • yacks, on 05/06/2008, -1/+23I come here to meet girls.. oh wait.. doh!
      • xptoast, on 05/06/2008, -4/+1Honestly...where do you meet sane girls these days anyhow...nowhere thats where.
    • gregsamsa222, on 05/06/2008, -1/+14.... I stay for the comments.
    • ufia, on 05/06/2008, -5/+15I come here for the gay porn.
    • jc7012, on 05/06/2008, -1/+1I started that last thread.
    • xsidekick409, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4I used to come here for the news, when there was interesting news on here.
    • topgigmedia, on 05/06/2008, -16/+9I come to be dugg down
      • ChronicColonic, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5Dugg down to oblige.
        • Godlike, on 05/06/2008, -7/+2THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'DUGG DOWN' IT IS CALLED 'BURYING'.

          DIGG or BURY.
          • Szandor, on 05/06/2008, -1/+6The irony is that I just dugg down your comment.
          • Godlike, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4No, you buried it.
          • yacks, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7But seriously, how does one digg up? Do you just take a shovel to the air above you?
      • funkyjunk3, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4Dugg up to mess.
    • Jan33, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5I love being part of the peanut gallery, its fun!
    • sfacets, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3I come for the News. Or at least I came for the News. Now more often than not I feel the need to leave critical comments as well, mostly because of all the non-News.
    • ophello, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3I did it for the lulz.
    • Lubinski, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3woah woah woah... wait a minute! Digg has news???
    • mydigga, on 05/06/2008, -1/+3Ahh, human contact without ever leaving your home...
    • duke3k, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3Some of us go outside to accomplish that
    • cortjezter, on 05/06/2008, -1/+2i come mainly for the news, but have always been interested in the social connectedness aspects. unfortunately so many trolls make it their duty in life to trash, bury, and berate me and others, often for making little more than a sound and reasonable opinion. any tips on how to swim vs sink here?
    • aenima987, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3we need to have a worldwide digger convention or something
    • onionoino, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3you're all the best friends i never had
  • paperclipsNsoup, on 05/06/2008, -2/+748*expresses amazement that it lasted so long*
    • anagoge, on 05/06/2008, -2/+213*expresses opinion about her saying that*
      • esteadee, on 05/06/2008, -1/+128*obsesses over the fact that a girl made a clever and geeky comment*
        • bullsfan03, on 05/06/2008, -0/+115*diggs her up for having breasts*
          • stabbingkittens, on 05/06/2008, -0/+49*wishes Digg had a cancel comment button*
          • becknell, on 05/06/2008, -14/+2/*word*/
          • scrubadub, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9*apologizes for thread hijack to post a link to a mirror, when infact it turns out to be a picture of an actual mirror*
          • pigducksheep, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*request for pics*
        • seth123qq, on 05/06/2008, -4/+81*masturbates ferociously*
        • theradical, on 05/06/2008, -1/+53*wishes there were some other action than digging up to do to something with breasts*
        • SlalomMan, on 05/06/2008, -0/+56*asks for pics plz*
        • seth123qq, on 05/06/2008, -9/+19*masturbates ferociously*
        • shadowofdeath15, on 05/06/2008, -9/+17*fap fap fap*
        • stabbingkittens, on 05/06/2008, -0/+22*posts suggestion that we should mate, but justify I'm a comedian, not a sexist*
        • Newedge14, on 05/06/2008, -0/+21*comment on how Digg and 4chan are becoming the same*
        • lucutus, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8*obligatory comment about missing the joke and pointing out that the comment came from a male*
        • defaultdigger, on 05/06/2008, -1/+10*ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ɥʇıʍ sʞɔnɟ*
      • Fordi, on 05/06/2008, -0/+32*drops long-winded diatribe about the technical and/or debate-level merits of your opinion, with point-by-point refutation of five or six of the posts in your digg history*
      • AmICoolNow, on 05/06/2008, -3/+12*Infinite loop, head asplode*
      • bagboyrebel, on 05/06/2008, -11/+3*Breaks Combo*
      • dougdiggerton, on 05/06/2008, -2/+7*dugg down for dropping n-bomb*
      • egonSchiele, on 05/06/2008, -1/+11*mentions obama even though he is not relevant in this context"
      • kaleesh, on 05/06/2008, -12/+1*makes a n00by comment bound to get dugg down*
    • Sonof8Bits, on 05/06/2008, -78/+11"Pastes a link ending in uuiu"
      • jon30041, on 05/06/2008, -2/+56*comments on how no one falls for that anymore, but thanks you for playing anyways*
      • Fighter2a, on 05/06/2008, -2/+47*clicks on it even though I know what it is*
      • EwMo, on 05/06/2008, -1/+28*Buries "uuiU" regardless of the context*
      • Fordi, on 05/06/2008, -1/+23*clicks on it, and upon seeing the words 'rick', 'astley' 'give you up', or 'roll', immediately closes the tab*
      • zizzy, on 05/06/2008, -0/+50*Buries for using quotation marks instead of asterisks*
        • jmoo1, on 05/06/2008, -0/+14*facepalms himself for failing to notice that*
        • thisissami, on 05/06/2008, -0/+13*posts facepalm ASCII art*
      • vfreak2, on 05/06/2008, -10/+1do you know the meaning of **** ?
      • JT114881, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*clicks on it and listens to it anyway, because deep down we all love that song*
      • ginnipig, on 05/06/2008, -1/+2*buries as an epic fail*
    • synystar, on 05/06/2008, -3/+236*completely runs an otherwise potentially epic thread by simply stating "THIS THREAD IS PURE WIN"*
    • amanilaenvelope, on 05/06/2008, -1/+126*expresses a thats what she said comment*
      • Akaji, on 05/06/2008, -0/+62*mentions that it could also be what he said*
        • esteadee, on 05/06/2008, -0/+39*jokes around about it actually being what he or she said*
          • AlphaPrime, on 05/06/2008, -1/+33*questions who said what*
          • ryananger, on 05/06/2008, -3/+33*sticks it in the butt*
          • TomFrost, on 05/06/2008, -2/+36*says what what*
          • Newedge14, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4*mentions some story of a phone prank and screaming "Remember when you put it in her pooper" when his mom was on the phone with his own grandma, along with the awkward silence afterwards*
        • zeeky, on 05/06/2008, -2/+25*plays with his wii*
      • Fordi, on 05/06/2008, -0/+34*posts relevant xkcd link*
        • zizzy, on 05/06/2008, -1/+19*Remarks that there is an xkcd for everything*
        • jorgeka, on 05/06/2008, -1/+16*posts another relevant xkcd link confirming the above reply*
      • jhsiao, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2*posts a quote from The Office*
    • AsianChopsticks, on 05/06/2008, -0/+177*experiences deja vu*
      • Akaji, on 05/06/2008, -0/+94*experiences deja vu*
        • MikeSD34, on 05/06/2008, -2/+56*sees a cat, and then sees what may have been the same cat*
        • Brainmodder, on 05/06/2008, -1/+65*experiences deja vu*
          • wellyuk, on 05/06/2008, -0/+21*experiences deja vu*
          • veracon, on 05/06/2008, -3/+10*posts "C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER" in a poor attempt of following a meme*
        • Silentnite85, on 05/06/2008, -3/+40*experiences deja moo*
          • wellyuk, on 05/06/2008, -2/+12*experiences deja moo*
          • ChefAnubis, on 05/06/2008, -4/+3*ruins the thread by stating how this one is becoming larger than the original*
        • thcobbs, on 05/06/2008, -1/+14*Blows Switches' brains over good Soviet Russia's hotel wall*
        • zizzy, on 05/06/2008, -2/+30*experiences deja vu*
          *Tries to draw a joke out too long, and gets buried for it while everyone else gets dugg up*
          • wellyuk, on 05/06/2008, -3/+10*experiences deja vu*
            *Tries to draw a joke out too long, and gets buried for it while everyone else gets dugg up*
        • RickyHo, on 05/06/2008, -1/+26*attempts to join in the mimicry wishing to receive diggs*
        • shondell, on 05/06/2008, -2/+11*masturbates*
        • jorgeka, on 05/06/2008, -0/+11*copy-paste *deja vu* comment*
      • PsYchOsIs, on 05/06/2008, -8/+4*is only experienced in vuja de*
    • Arcesius, on 05/06/2008, -0/+139*notes how the only requirement for continuing along this vein is that a comment be astericked*
      • displacednomad, on 05/06/2008, -0/+62*having nothing else to add, user replies to comment with "I totally agree" statement*
        • esteadee, on 05/06/2008, -0/+34*continues to be shackled by the overbearing pattern of asterisks and verbs*
        • jeo77, on 05/06/2008, -1/+28*I'm terrified of posting without the asterisks now*
        • JARSInc, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10*reprimands displaced for posting a reply instead of simply digging up the comment*
      • yellowfish04, on 05/06/2008, -0/+42*points out that, in fact, he/she is not correct because the asterisk'ed phrase must start with a verb*
        • thcobbs, on 05/06/2008, -1/+27*notes that "notes" is a verb and gives irrelevant citation*
          • yellowfish04, on 05/06/2008, -0/+22*defends previous post by explaining that while the original poster's format was correct, the content of his post was, in fact, incorrect*
          • Seldon2639, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4*creates rambling explanation for how it would not be entirely necessary for someone to begin a post within asterisks with a verb*
        • jmoo1, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8"tries to correct grammer which needs no correcting and looks like a tool*
          • yellowfish04, on 05/06/2008, -0/+13*wonders whether or not jmoo1's misspelling of 'grammar' was intentional...does a facepalm anyway*
          • Goblin, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8*posts facepalm ASCII*
        • jmoo1, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*tries to infer that yes, said grammar error was indeed intentionally ironic... but this time hits check spelling*
        • Arcesius, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5*acknowledges said other requirement, and defers further questions to yellowfish04*
      • unorginalityftw, on 05/06/2008, -0/+32*rudely thanks Captain Obvious*
        • Fordi, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10*mentions that Captian Obvious points out that which has already been widely accepted*
          • yaddayaddayoda, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*greets Captain Obvious with a friendly hello*
        • TheBigBrother, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*promotes Captain Obvious to Major Obvious*
        • ThreeDee912, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*thinks that Admiral Akbar says that "It's a trap!"*
      • modsuperstar, on 05/06/2008, -4/+2*your mom uses asterisks*
      • justjoehere, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*asks for citation*
      • poracious, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*claims to have patented the use of asterisks in digg comments and serves cease and desist letters*
    • talonstriker, on 05/06/2008, -0/+179*.*
      • Drehmini, on 05/06/2008, -0/+95*Mentions how I could digg you up twice, if the system would let me.*
        • yomamaisfat, on 05/06/2008, -0/+23*Gives in to peer pressure*
        • egonSchiele, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9*complains about the comment system at digg*
        • cloudeh, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*Registers another account to digg the comment again*
      • bullsfan03, on 05/06/2008, -1/+44*Mentions how I thought the period was actually a broken pixel on my LCD Montor*
        • blast_flame, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*Mentions how I thought the period was actually a bit of dirt on his dirty, dirty laptop screen*
        • Cornfedhusker, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2*Tells joke about his dirty laptop screen*
      • diemunkiesdie, on 05/06/2008, -0/+13*tells talonstriker to RTFA without knowing if talonstriker has read TFA*
        • jamdogg, on 05/06/2008, -1/+12*points out that you could have used RTFA twice as in both cases the R stands for read*
      • JARSInc, on 05/06/2008, -0/+13*tries to be funny by posting another lone punctuation mark as a reply*
      • masterc, on 05/06/2008, -1/+13*‽*
      • ChronicColonic, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7*posts inane comment mentioning 'point taken'*
      • bmarc, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4*pointtaken.jpn*
        • brianara3, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4*corrects improper file extension in your link so other can have the joy of seeing your pointless image*
        • bmarc, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*corrects spelling mistake in your comment so others understand you*
    • eggraid, on 05/06/2008, -1/+147*Realizes how unoriginal this thread is *
    • linuxrocks2007, on 05/06/2008, -1/+115*posts hoping that it will be featured in a later digg submission*
      • TobiasParker, on 05/06/2008, -2/+39*dugg up hoping also to be featured*
        • thcobbs, on 05/06/2008, -1/+31*buried both for wishing for a digg*
          • TobiasParker, on 05/06/2008, -0/+28*calls you a derogatory racial or homosexual term*
          • thcobbs, on 05/06/2008, -0/+27*Gladly accepts either term*
          • slimscane, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9*tries to make a comment pyramid by responding to post*
      • SpeakerCity, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*Wishes Neaveru.com/digg still worked to track comment thread*
    • MSstar, on 05/06/2008, -60/+7*post that will be dugg up*
      • msergeant, on 05/06/2008, -0/+51*post that will be dugg down*
        • unorginalityftw, on 05/06/2008, -0/+25*oh the irony*
        • ThunderLeg, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*tells user to look up the word "irony," whether it was used correctly or not*
        • jjremy, on 05/06/2008, -2/+2*notes that the ironing is delicious*
      • Tolzmaniac, on 05/06/2008, -7/+8*Post that will be neither*
        • thisissami, on 05/06/2008, -2/+6*notes sarcastically that to have 0 diggs, you must have been dugg down*
        • Firgof, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4*combo post expressing the issue of Net Neutrality whilst simultaneously explaining that the commentator was responsible for the 0 diggs on both posts with a dose of arrogance*
    • ytsohptwhere, on 05/06/2008, -1/+61*posts, noticing this is the most anyone has ever seen an asterisk*
      • gregsamsa222, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9*supports the proper spelling of asterisk, works in plug for blog*
        • ytsohptwhere, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*amazed people don't use spell check*
        • CerMakAlot, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7*Amazed that vtsohptwhere is actually amazed at people NOT using spell check*
      • funkyjunk3, on 05/06/2008, -7/+1What the **** do you mean, the most anyone has ever seen an ****** askerisk? F***, I doubt s****** c*** that think kind of f****** s*** has ever been posted here. I really don't give a c*** about f****** posting this s***. F***** S***!
    • iiBeLiEvE, on 05/06/2008, -1/+71*wonders where I've seen this before*
      • Goblin, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*tries to restart deja-vu sub thread from earlier*
    • Briii, on 05/06/2008, -6/+57*that what she said*
      • zizzy, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10* *that's *
        • paperclipsNsoup, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*Posts comment chastising zizzy for being a grammar nazi, because he made the comment first*
    • thcobbs, on 05/06/2008, -1/+67*Gapes in astonisment that someone actually RTFA! *
      • erasedgod, on 05/06/2008, -0/+13*Gasps in astonishment that you're gaping*
        • yayintertubes, on 05/06/2008, -0/+12*Grapes in astonishment that you're gasping*
        • brianara3, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5*makes raisins with said grapes while gasping at the craziness that this is continuing*
    • ThinkBox, on 05/06/2008, -1/+50*quotes recent front-page video*
      • dougdiggerton, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4*puts asterisks on either side of comment*
      • Futurejunior, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5*complains about how easy it is for things to make the front page*
    • kidneyd08, on 05/06/2008, -2/+43*links to another comment section with a drawn-out, pointless, yet epic set of comments*
      • xxMarka, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*references Invader Zim while nobody gets it*
        • paperclipsNsoup, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*gets the Invader Zim reference*
    • iatethecake, on 05/06/2008, -1/+78*follows what everyone else is doing*
      • InfamousAtheist, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4*commends your hive-mind comment, mentions I dugg your comment up*
        • itsgotyou, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*posts a heated comment deriding the way diggers feel the need to justify their digging or burying of a comment*
    • Kurando, on 05/06/2008, -5/+39*The obligatory Obama 08 Reference*
    • JesusJazz, on 05/06/2008, -51/+2COMBO BREAKER!
      • jiggawoot, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*suggests you view replies listed in bonyicecream's comment above and think about what you've done*
      • Cunninlynguist, on 05/06/2008, -1/+2*notes how stupid one must be to not only try a combo breaker, but also get the syntax wrong*
        *random dog-sex-mother insult*
      • paperclipsNsoup, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*mentions this is the second failed combo breaker*
    • bonyicecream, on 05/06/2008, -57/+7C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
      • JesusJazz, on 05/06/2008, -25/+0beat me to it :P
        • bonyicecream, on 05/06/2008, -14/+1Indeed I did. I must admit I am surprised by your lack of changing your comment to "*The obligatory digg me down because the guy above me beat me to it comment*"
        • shawnanigans, on 05/06/2008, -3/+1*uses the word "beat" to make veiled personal threat because it's the Internet and nothing will ever come of it*
      • Akaji, on 05/06/2008, -0/+31*comments about how you should go back to /b/*
        • JesusJazz, on 05/06/2008, -3/+1*comments about how you should go back to /jb/*
          • specialK16, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*comment about how we should all go to /hc/
          • Futurejunior, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*Decides we should all get some ice cream*
      • mearom, on 05/06/2008, -1/+10*fail*
      • ryananger, on 05/06/2008, -0/+12*finishes him. Fatatlity!!!*
      • cryonix, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7* asks for ***** or GTFO*
      • duke3k, on 05/06/2008, -5/+1Only funny post in the whole damned situation, well done
    • cheech794, on 05/06/2008, -2/+32* Demands the stop of this nonsense *
    • RevoFM, on 05/06/2008, -3/+30*points out the _12*
      • AzureRise, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*is confused and asks poster what he meant*
        • yayintertubes, on 05/06/2008, -0/+15*explains that Digg URLS are suffixed with _nn for duplicate titles, suggesting that this is the 12th "Why I love Digg" thingy*
    • specialK16, on 05/06/2008, -0/+101*desperately posts in a popular thread because the more diggs his comments have, the bigger his self steam *
      • sticko13, on 05/06/2008, -0/+58*corrects specialK16's grammar to increase his own self esteem*
        • specialK16, on 05/06/2008, -0/+35*realizes the mistake, laughs at himself*
        • sticko13, on 05/06/2008, -0/+28*laughs with specialK16*
        • unorginalityftw, on 05/06/2008, -0/+38*notes how civil the exchange between these two has been*
        • AzureRise, on 05/06/2008, -1/+20*says something uncivil*
        • sagien, on 05/06/2008, -0/+16*notes how AzureRise should grow the ***** up*
        • blast_flame, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*Says that sagain's mom should grow up*
        • minnymoo, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3*fight ensues*
      • ApeInago, on 05/06/2008, -1/+27*notes how this is just a reverse tactic to get diggs, and that we should dig both this and the referenced post down.*
      • shawnanigans, on 05/06/2008, -0/+11*cries a little at how true it is, but still does it anyways*
    • Dmatias, on 05/06/2008, -1/+37*Writes witty comment*
      • unorginalityftw, on 05/06/2008, -1/+15*rewards Internets to you*
        • moonguidex, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*subtracts internets citing lulz as the cause*
    • Sheeplike, on 05/06/2008, -1/+63*notes that this is only a glitch in the Matrix*
      • bartofdahammer, on 05/06/2008, -1/+5*states agreement*
      • khaavren, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*hasn't been told the answer to the question "what is the matrix?"*
        • paperclipsNsoup, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*take the red pill, wakes up the next day ignorant*
      • VgRasta, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*states that there is no spoon*
      • Futurejunior, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7*responds by quoting "my spoon is too big"*
      • happyfundave, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*déjà vu*
        *déjà vu*
      • picpak, on 05/06/2008, -3/+2*****meant to type 8, my shift key's broken*
    • mearom, on 05/06/2008, -3/+40*masterbates furiously after inspired by comment in earlier post*
      • xxMarka, on 05/06/2008, -2/+2*so true*
      • paperclipsNsoup, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*mentions that there are a lot of diggers masturbating furiously*
        *notes that the thread is probably sticky*
        • jorgeka, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2*writes an overly long comment consisting mostly of LOLs (and other related internet slangs for laughter), all in uppercase, just to really piss any other commenters off, and ends it with the comment "that was a funny joke" in both lolcat and an attempt on normal language, but including several spelling mistakes*
    • ccm1120, on 05/06/2008, -34/+2Ah *****, here we go again
    • sticko13, on 05/06/2008, -0/+70*takes screenshot, submits under title "this is why I love digg"*
      • trickyt, on 05/06/2008, -0/+46*checks your profile and notes that you did not actually submit this to digg*
        • sticko13, on 05/06/2008, -1/+21*promises future self won't be all talk, no action*
      • sagien, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7*creates similar nonexistent comment thread on your nonexistent digg submission*
      • Laiden, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5*makes a note to check your profile for that submission and recreate this new non-sensical internet meme*
      • skyroket, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*jumps through the wormhole created by timespace folding over on itself*
    • Maryus, on 05/06/2008, -0/+29*sigh*
      • Seldon2639, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10*indicates that the action within parenthesis cannot consist of a first-person conjugation of a verb, given that they are written in the third person. Offers "sighs" as an alternative, and explains (using the apt acronym) that he has fixed that for you*
        • Szandor, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*diggs comment although does not remember/know what 'conjugation of a verb' means and the correct way to conjugate something.*
        • paperclipsNsoup, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4*diggs down stating 'grammar nazi' while secretly wishing I made the comment first*
    • 8BitGaming, on 05/06/2008, -1/+46*post about doing a Barrel Roll*
      • bobkingof12vs, on 05/06/2008, -0/+17*comment on how one is doing it wrong*
        • sticko13, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9*instructs one to do a barrel roll*
      • VgRasta, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8*details further that you must press Z or R twice*
      • Futurejunior, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*tell you also to use the boost to get through*
      • RustyJ, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*Reminds you to use the brakes*
        • blast_flame, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*Reminds you not to use the brakes*
      • JT114881, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*reminds you that trying a somersault might work for bogies on your tail*
    • Reiben, on 05/06/2008, -0/+24*Laughs at everyone cramming the print screen button and having hopes that they get their submission on the main page*
      • Seldon2639, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*has no idea what this means*
        • jorgeka, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2*explains that the aforementioned action would result in yet another copy of this story on digg, with comment clones, which would then go on and on, and hopes that that on-and-on would lead into oblivion pretty fast*
    • justok, on 05/06/2008, -1/+30*uses obscure meme for greatter hilarity
      • EwMo, on 05/06/2008, -0/+26*Sees the use of only one * and decides whether or not to digg*
        • iofthestorm, on 05/06/2008, -2/+14*realizes that the first apostrophe in your comment closes his apostrotag, leaving a portion of said comment in limbo*
          • EwMo, on 05/06/2008, -0/+20*Notes that it is called an asterisk and not an apostrophe*
          • khaavren, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7*rescues said portion of previous comment from limbo and holds it within own asterisks: and decides whether or not to digg*
          • ashfaqrasul, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5*Points out to khaavren that they rescued the wrong portion..*
        • justok, on 05/06/2008, -6/+2I used the wild card asterisk and it was replaced by nothing
    • Silentnite85, on 05/06/2008, -0/+27*Makes a point*
      • unorginalityftw, on 05/06/2008, -0/+13*makes a retort*
        • EwMo, on 05/06/2008, -0/+15*buries both*
        • Fordi, on 05/06/2008, -0/+20*retorts the retort to the point*

          *uses several paragraphs in the hopes of blinding you with content*

          *uses multisyllabic vocabulary and sentence structure - non-conformist and potentially invalid sentence structure, that is - in an overreaching effort to disable your faculties*

          *finishes with snarky and obviously elitist flawed summary, while claiming your attitude to be arrogant*
        • Avngr75, on 05/06/2008, -0/+11*Diggs above comment though sheer confusion and desire to appear intelligent*
        • Seldon2639, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*disagrees with both the point and the retort in order to appear more intelligent*

          *references since debunked studies, and anecdotal evidence, passing them off as real proof of his point*

          *simplifies both preexisting arguments to their most absurd versions, and then claims this makes him right*

          *smugly smiles as though he's actually accomplished something*
        • blast_flame, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*makes a rebuttal*
        • poracious, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5*invokes Godwin's Law by comparing all other parties to nazis, thereby ending argument*
      • paperclipsNsoup, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*diggs up comment for making a point*
        *misses the point*
    • identifiedlogo, on 05/06/2008, -1/+21*Holy Macrooon, amazed at the urge diggers have to write a comment.*
      • tandy400, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*Is now hungry for macaroni and cheese*
        • blast_flame, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*comments about personal dislike for macaroni and cheese*
    • saucedmike, on 05/06/2008, -0/+20*Makes a comment while being pre-occupied with amazing deer jerky*
      • burnttoast11, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*Goes to the fridge and grabs some deer jerky after being reminded of it's tastiness.*
      • AzureRise, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4*wants some of said deer jerky*
      • khaavren, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*Attempts to steal said jerky and rolls a natural 0 sending this comment and person writing it into the land of reddit*
        • LadyA, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*Complains about being a vegetarian and how you've just offended loads of really sensitive people*
        • jorgeka, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3*makes an even more offensive comment aimed at infuriating crowd mentioned above -- including the commenter, -- even further*
    • Tryptomine, on 05/06/2008, -0/+26*Makes a complaint about knowing this thread would be here.*
    • Drax0n, on 05/06/2008, -2/+28*Loudly yells aww ***** here we go again*
      • RickyHo, on 05/06/2008, -0/+13*In the butt*
        • defectDS, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8*Informs everyone that 'In the butt' is two different memes in one*
    • Maryus, on 05/06/2008, -5/+231 *............................................________.......................
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      • uptown, on 05/06/2008, -1/+80* 09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0 *
        • EwMo, on 05/06/2008, -3/+18*Wonders what the hell this madness actually means*
          • TheMidnight, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8*obligatory "madness?" reply*
          • Futurejunior, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9* obligatory continuation of thread by stating.. "No, this is SPARTA" *
          • blast_flame, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*offers half assed explanation*
        • specialK16, on 05/06/2008, -0/+16*wonders how new is EwMo to Digg.com*
        • carleethian, on 05/06/2008, -0/+14*n00b statement about EwMo's 2 month tenure with digg*
      • johnsmith3210, on 05/06/2008, -0/+13*ASCII nazi corrects Maryus '................................................'*
      • scrag10, on 05/06/2008, -1/+11*does not compute*
      • defectDS, on 05/06/2008, -0/+15*wonders why faceplam's head is shaped like a toaster*
      • Chordinator, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10*makes a suggestion to tighten up the graphics*
      • al13n, on 05/06/2008, -0/+11*diggs you up for using asterisks*
      • Asvetic, on 05/06/2008, -1/+5*Asks if that is a wheel of cheese*
        • christopherrrrr, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*statement of how hard I lol*d after reading Asvetic's post*
    • Danby123, on 05/06/2008, -1/+39*says a comment already said, gets dug down, and wonders why*
      • Fordi, on 05/06/2008, -0/+12*builds a combo on the meme to which redundant comment was a reference*
        • Goblin, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5*C-C-C-C-C-Combo breaks*
        • paperclipsNsoup, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*Mentions the I dugg Goblin up for using asterisks, but takes no action*
      • jmoo1, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9*Hijacks a thread to say THIS IS..... the catchphrase of a movie that has long since gone to DVD*
        • AzureRise, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*makes comment about it going to hd dvd and blu-ray and states how dvds are so certain time frame ago*
        • ghostfaceDX, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*comments on the fact that hd dvd died long ago*
    • Aerandir, on 05/06/2008, -15/+4*Rick Roll himself, just for the Lulz*
    • emanpa68, on 05/06/2008, -2/+82*Forgets second asterisks
      • khaavren, on 05/06/2008, -1/+10*gladly offers you an extra ->* of his own*
      • Fordi, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7*remembers to use the sarcasm tag*
      • VgRasta, on 05/06/2008, -7/+3Forgets first asterisk*
        • Goblin, on 05/06/2008, -0/+18*diggs down for attempting to make an original joke by slightly altering an existing joke*
    • h4mx0r, on 05/06/2008, -1/+23*An irrelevant comment*
    • syssie, on 05/06/2008, -0/+19*Refrence to where the eye's are*
    • Treshnell, on 05/06/2008, -0/+21*contributes to the thread to beat the thread posted on the Digg*
    • isaactwito, on 05/06/2008, -0/+47*comment about 4chan users ruining digg*
      • AzureRise, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5*comments about how digg is 4chan 1 year ago*
    • archivist, on 05/06/2008, -0/+38*diggs everyone up*
    • quakeIII, on 05/06/2008, -4/+28/* Points out that it's not really a Comment unless it starts and
      ends with a slash, but gets dugg down for not following
      the gosh darn pattern that won't even make it past the Compiler */
      • khaavren, on 05/06/2008, -2/+9*notes that you forgot to #include and main()*
        • vibrokatana, on 05/06/2008, -0/+11*notes that you don't actually need includes unless you require a library*
          • yayintertubes, on 05/06/2008, -0/+11*suggestion that you all get laid*
            *realisation that I got the joke and therefore need to get laid too*
      • Fordi, on 05/06/2008, -1/+7*posts pseudocode snippet that implies that you're an idiot*
      • VgRasta, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1*comments about the acceptance to swear*
      • lpfan076, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4*C++ : Where friends have access to your private members*
      • thaddeusj, on 05/06/2008, -5/+0# My comments are real too (just don't talk about elihw)
    • PHiZ187, on 05/06/2008, -19/+4RON PAUL 2008!!
    • qiemem, on 05/06/2008, -0/+26*amazed at the endless reserve of digg-ups and patience people seem to have for this thread.*
    • bobkingof12vs, on 05/06/2008, -3/+97*makes a giant comment that only a few people wil read because it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on blah blah blah on and on and on blah blah blah on and on and on blah blah blah on and on and on blah blah blah on and on and on blah blah blah on and on and on blah blah blah on and on and on blah blah blah on and on and on blah blah blah on and on and on blah blah blah on and on and on blah blah blah on and on and on blah blah blah on and on and on blah blah blah on and on and on blah blah blah on and on and on blah blah blah on and on and on blah blah blah on and on and on blah blah blah*
      • jascination, on 05/06/2008, -0/+11*CBF reading giant comment, sees other people have dugg you up so diggs up too*
      • Fordi, on 05/06/2008, -1/+17*fails uttterly to use punctuation and just keeps typing and typing about some strange conspiracy theory involving the pope the moon five hundred pygmies the zionist elite a bunch of secret organizations the presidential candidates 9/11 your mom while submitting pseudoevidence that has no bearing on the subject matter and actually hurts my case which doesnt really matter as no one will even attempt to read a block of text this size except one person who will bitch about having to parse out the entire post despite its lack of content while the rest of the world diggs it down for being simply ruse grammatically speaking*
        • blaired, on 05/06/2008, -0/+12*points out irony that I did not read Fordi's comment because it was too long and then laughed at said fact*

          *mentions possible misuse of the word "irony" and adds empty request for others to forgive possible misuse*
          • Goblin, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10*goes off on tangent insulting Alanis Morrisette and her incomprehension of irony*
        • khaavren, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7*bitches about having to parse out the entire post despite its lack of content*
        • ghostfaceDX, on 05/06/2008, -1/+1*head asplodes after realizing that I did, in fact, read the whole damn comment*
      • fearofsociety, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8*says TL:DR and thinks it's a valid comment*
      • mojoface, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1*hands out large number of internets*
    • Auraness, on 05/06/2008, -33/+1C-c-c-c-combo Breaker!
      • cannonball, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5*buries comment above*
      • jiggawoot, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7*wonders why Auraness thought it would work the third time, and not the first two times*
    • JackHarkness, on 05/06/2008, -0/+58*says a comment already said, gets dug down, and wonders why*

      • PhoenixAvatar2, on 05/06/2008, -1/+7*comments about chuckling to one's self*
      • sourc3, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*makes a visual note of the action you performed in that location*
      • J0415, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1*says a comment already said, gets dug down, and wonders why*
      • Grimi, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1*sees what you did there*
    • nemojonze, on 05/06/2008, -1/+23*bitches about lackluster number of diggs, lack of comments, and placement on front page*
    • themusicalduck, on 05/06/2008, -0/+15*Makes obvious comment on how this thread is related to the digg article*
    • requiem3, on 05/06/2008, -0/+48*Places a sentence between asterisks*
      • AzureRise, on 05/06/2008, -1/+9*makes rude comment about placing penis between requiem3's mom's legs*
        • SpeakerCity, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10*Points out that a sentence requires a subject, and that these are all predicates*
          • tidu, on 05/06/2008, -1/+4*masturbates more than furiously to your knowledge of the English language*
        • ghostfaceDX, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*doesn't know what a predicate is*
    • Hobbes24, on 05/06/2008, -1/+42*takes screenshot, uploads to free hosting site, submits to digg as "This is why I hate digg"*
      • specialK16, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9*thread meme replicates in new submission, takes screenshot, resubmits as "this is why i love digg"*
      • AzureRise, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9*checks Hobbes24's profile and is not angry but disappointed that he didn't really submit said article*
    • Noncentz, on 05/06/2008, -0/+21*Extra awesome comment highlighting lack of Girlfriend........ im so sad*
      • zizzy, on 05/06/2008, -0/+19*Lie about having a girlfriend*
        • AzureRise, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9*tells truth about having a girlfriend and no one believes him*
        • ghostfaceDX, on 05/06/2008, -4/+1doubt's anyone will make it this deep into the second comment*
    • keatonkeaton998, on 05/06/2008, -28/+7LOL MCDONALDS** FRE*NCH FREIES. LOL AM IDOIN IT RITE?
    • phil2490, on 05/06/2008, -0/+22*Wonders how this thread could get any bigger*
      • AzureRise, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9*makes immature sexual reference about something getting bigger*
    • khaavren, on 05/06/2008, -0/+23*realizes he hasn't even made it to the third comment yet*
    • chiriuy, on 05/06/2008, -0/+35*Starts typing commOM NOM NOM NOM NOM*
      • shondell, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*asks if you could submit OMNOMNOMNOM again because i missed it the first time*
      • al13n, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5*wonders why comm is there*
      • chodges4, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4*Replies with witty comALL GLORY TO THE HYNOTOAD*
        • Fordi, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*giggles about my icon being the 'Hypnosaka'*
    • zizzy, on 05/06/2008, -0/+23*Slightly related, abstract statement with a link to my website at the end*
    • Licurgo, on 05/06/2008, -22/+0wtf?
      • thisissami, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10*points out individual who did not read the article*
        • yayintertubes, on 05/06/2008, -1/+4*points out that while it's not strictly an article, your rebuttal is valid and Licurgo should know better*
          *Masturbates furiously*
    • FattyRooster, on 05/06/2008, -33/+6*





























































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      • RickyHo, on 05/06/2008, -0/+19*is disappointed by the amount of white space between asteriks*
        • Futurejunior, on 05/06/2008, -2/+2*describes how disappointed by your mother last night, cries about how lonely I really am*
    • tiberone, on 05/06/2008, -1/+31*claims 9/11 was an inside job*
      • AzureRise, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*makes right wing comment about tiberone being an un-American unpatriotic idiot*
      • SpeakerCity, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9*Posts walls-of-text copypasta containing links to Google Video documentaries, Youtube links, and 9/11 Truth websites only to witness said comment be buried into oblivion within minutes*
    • msk275, on 05/06/2008, -1/+29*thinks if you got down the comments this far, you deserve a cookie for putting up with all the ***** comments above this ***** comment*
    • Aque0us, on 05/06/2008, -1/+22*has a seat over here*
      • yayintertubes, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5*Sits for a while - scrolls down*
      • VgRasta, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5*introduces self as Chris Hansen*
    • PimpinOnWelfare, on 05/06/2008, -0/+12*thinks if you get to this message you probably already reported cosmo1337*
      • yayintertubes, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4*reports cosmo1337 - scrolls down*
    • Tolzmaniac, on 05/06/2008, -0/+32*Posts a combo breaker*
      • AzureRise, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*posts a post about how combo breaker posts are useless*
    • houndeyex, on 05/06/2008, -0/+31*Wonders why his ASCII won't work*
    • rasmasyean, on 05/06/2008, -4/+16*Hints that diggers need to get a life*
      • randf, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7*spontaneously responds by calling previous poster a fascist*
        • khaavren, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4*adds hypocrite to the previous insult*
    • 1337jared, on 05/06/2008, -0/+21*Your Comment Here*
    • vulkan, on 05/06/2008, -1/+24*laughs at all who dont follow asterik rule getting dugg down*
    • k4rb0n8, on 05/06/2008, -0/+23*reposts facepalm ASCII*
      • fearofsociety, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10*Diggs this one down for not being the first.*
    • AronT, on 05/06/2008, -1/+20*something about Apple being better than Microsoft and the commenting system needing improvement, I forget which*
      • AzureRise, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7*states that this is the year of Linux*
        • ParticleMan420, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*claims to dig you down from his winxp computer while secretly digging you both up*
    • JEAH, on 05/06/2008, -32/+2THIS WAS NOT PURE WIN
    • Sniper4790, on 05/06/2008, -0/+18*Read more comments than the original post had*
    • Planets, on 05/06/2008, -1/+15*Posts a completely irrelevant comment about why Microsoft sucks*
    • Malchus89, on 05/06/2008, -1/+21*Posts comment invloving a pun on the subject material, the former USSR, and the second person singular reference*
      • fearofsociety, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8*Says: In USSR post asterisks YOU...and then gets buried.*
      • tjl695, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8*diggs up without understanding said joke*
    • cire9753, on 05/06/2008, -0/+16*Bitches about the comment system and its workingness or lack thereof*
    • iamdan1, on 05/06/2008, -7/+18*clubs baby seal*
    • benplaut, on 05/06/2008, -1/+21*Hopes that nobody posts a combo breaker*
      • AzureRise, on 05/06/2008, -1/+7*posts a combo breaker*
      • kjcdude, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*notes that someone already posted a combo breaker*
    • oblique63, on 05/06/2008, -2/+14****** a brick at digg's lack of creativity*
    • LordofChaosIori, on 05/06/2008, -0/+25*comes late to the party but adds a comment anyway to try and fit in*
      • jorgeka, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*arrives even later, realises as much, but still goes on replying with another bad asterisk-comment*
    • moonguidex, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10*Makes comment in reference to how lulz are the reasons why he performed an action in the first place*
    • idavidtang, on 05/06/2008, -1/+12*just farted*
    • shakbhaji, on 05/06/2008, -3/+9*urges "sheeple" to "wake up!"*
    • specialK16, on 05/06/2008, -11/+4*ALL HAIL TO THE HYPNOTOAD*
      • JT114881, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*diggs you down for using caps, even though it was enclosed in '*' *
    • BlackTye, on 05/06/2008, -13/+3asterisk obnoxious phrase to place during a chain of like comments asterisk
      • brianara3, on 05/06/2008, -0/+0*complains about improperly rendered asterisk symbols on my monitor*
    • brdude, on 05/06/2008, -0/+36*Can't believe he just read all of those*
    • cire9753, on 05/06/2008, -4/+14*complains that this post was on reddit 3 days ago*
      • jorgeka, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*starts argument about how and why [insert random link-commenting-webpage-name] is much better than [insert another random link-commenting-webpage-name], and how any of these pages always will have duplicates of another story, etc. *
    • lundeja, on 05/06/2008, -1/+9*can't believe he just read all of the above*
    • cire9753, on 05/06/2008, -1/+19*sees what you did there*
    • rambocommando, on 05/06/2008, -1/+12*Subtracts 100 internetz from everyone that posted a comment that referred to posting a comment, oh wait*
    • bearcat8543, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10*post about 'doing this rite'*
    • vroom101, on 05/06/2008, -8/+3* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3S6UVS2JDE *
      • Goblin, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*Wonders if you're trying to start new Rick Roll meme*
        • lpfan076, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1*wonders the same thing, but realizes nobody else will ever read this comment*
        • darlingt, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2*notifies Ipfan076 that somebody did, in fact, read said comment*
    • asskicker32, on 05/06/2008, -0/+12*says something purposely misspelled to seem ironic*
    • Wangarang, on 05/06/2008, -3/+7*Everybody Panic!*
    • MessiR10, on 05/06/2008, -10/+3*sucks my ballz*
      • brianara3, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1*refuses offer and returns request with large 2x4*
    • anthony0895, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10*laughs with disappointment when he sees 100+ replies to the first asterisked comment, but then remembers this is digg*
    • dharasick, on 05/06/2008, -7/+5*Barry Bonds, Mark Mcguire, and Roger Clemens*
    • defectDS, on 05/06/2008, -0/+17*suggests that there should be a new social networking site entirely based on these long stings of comments*
    • noahgelman, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*shrinks box and continues to comment number 3*
    • shondell, on 05/06/2008, -9/+1**********************************************
      • brianara3, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*points out how comment failed to get the point of the 150 other comments like this*
    • defectDS, on 05/06/2008, -0/+24*Points to URL and notices this is the twelfth story with the same title*
      • JT114881, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*points out that this has been mentioned before*
    • jerryterhorst, on 05/06/2008, -3/+16what have we done
      • tandy400, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*notes that you lost ur asterisks here I brought extra***
    • Matt174e, on 05/06/2008, -0/+25*Completely unoriginal comment, realizes that there are too many comments for anyone to even care about this one*
    • Tonberryjackal, on 05/06/2008, -0/+11*does a barrel roll*
    • frotastic, on 05/06/2008, -2/+5*boo*
    • jenrzzz1, on 05/06/2008, -2/+5*notation that this was on reddit 2 weeks ago*
    • seena91, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7*posts a link to chocolate rain*
      • paperclipsNsoup, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1*clicks link, gets disappointed its not a Rick Roll*
    • stalzdiggity, on 05/06/2008, -0/+11*wonders if/when will this will ever end"
    • 4pple5auce, on 05/06/2008, -1/+6*rick roll, again?!?!?*
    • danielsamuels, on 05/06/2008, -11/+1Hello.
    • Ninja0nFire, on 05/06/2008, -1/+5*states that this may indeed never end and is posting this simply for the possibility of becoming a part of a later digg post that makes it to the front page*
    • cliffdogg, on 05/06/2008, -1/+13*Ain't no party like an S Club party*
    • ShinyDemon, on 05/06/2008, -9/+2*wants to feel cool, so does this too*
      • mrASSMAN, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7*buries poster for lacking requisite coolness to join in on thread*
    • xero01, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8*I just frew up*
      • tandy400, on 05/06/2008, -2/+1*pictures 4 year old saying this - laughs uncontrollably*
    • TheMidnight, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8*comment complaining about Digg comment system load time*
    • Filipp0, on 05/06/2008, -1/+8*Tries to pull a C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER and is buried*
      • Omar12, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1*loves the Killer Instinct reference*
    • h4mx0r, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6*reads through the entire list of comments in this thread*
    • BodomX, on 05/06/2008, -0/+21*Mentions something about how Russia does it backwards.*
      • VgRasta, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8*Mentions something about how backwards does it Soviet Russia*
    • smizacks02, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8*is in ur sofa fort, masturbatin with ur catz*
    • bone625, on 05/06/2008, -0/+16*OGC*
    • okrayski, on 05/06/2008, -0/+11*Logs in just to digg you up*
    • gpace1216, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9*only commented so he could come back to this page later without having to digg it*
    • katieitak, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9*goes off on a feminist tangent*
      • metalmilitia430, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3*realizes there is a female on digg and goes to her profile to see more pics*
    • mrASSMAN, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10*only here for the orgy*
    • jimmy17, on 05/06/2008, -1/+5*jeesus people 150 is enough!*
    • SohailKhanifar, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7*thoughts this was funny the first 50 comments*
    • chonuts, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8*panics and screams MONSTER JAM! HE'S ON FIRE!*
    • groovechamp30, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5*Eat me*
    • lpfan076, on 05/06/2008, -1/+5*makes unrelated comment about clinton eating the heads of babies, burning a flag, and taking a ***** on the white house lawn while answering a phone call at 3am from her lesbian lover asking her to support nafta*
    • mCanada, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5*MATT DAMON*
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