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Top 25 Drunken Shamings of All-Time

coedmagazine.com — According to college kids and pranksters the world over, drunken shaming is the spice of life. What is a drunk sham, you ask? Urban Dictionary defines the Drunk Sham as: an entertaining activity whose purpose is to humiliate the victim for being the out-of-control drunkard that he/she is.

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  • newman1320, on 02/09/2008, -13/+6This article is freikin' awesome!
    • Nitesmoke, on 02/09/2008, -4/+4The best one is they guy they floated on the lake. I saw one somewhere else where a guy was passed out in a char, so they tied a string of blackcats to his shoe and lit them. He ran, fell, freaked out, it was awesome.
      • jj101, on 02/09/2008, -0/+2I saw that. Was a kid who who just got back from Iraq and fell asleep chilling out in his yard with a beer. I hope he beat seven shades of ***** out of them.

        Also saw the lake one. Sucked - no way he wasn't awake.
    • kittybit83, on 02/09/2008, -4/+2can i be the first to mention that notice it's all guys getting shamed? Women are too smart for this, and if not then atleast we know how to handle our liqour :P (sorry couldn't see the vids, but i'm sure there weren't women in there either lol)
      • TheFinaleofSeem, on 02/10/2008, -1/+6"Shaming" on drunk women usually involves an after-the-fact rape case...
      • mpdid, on 02/10/2008, -0/+2No, women are not too smart for this, instead of passing out they get tossed up, possibly by multiple guys.
      • Servebot, on 02/10/2008, -0/+4when girls get shamed they get actual dicks on them not drawings...
  • Skuzzlbut, on 02/09/2008, -6/+22LOL - how drunk can you truly get before you don't realize someone is plastic wrapping you to your bed?!?!?!?!
    • LifeIsARhythm, on 02/09/2008, -3/+36you obviously have never REALLY drank.
      • Ajajadude, on 02/09/2008, -5/+12Unless you're Irish. Or can hold your liquor.
        • jcm267, on 02/09/2008, -0/+22Irish people who can hold their liquor get that drunk. It just takes more alcohol.
    • Wangeye, on 02/09/2008, -1/+0oh so little ye know
    • Cumella, on 02/09/2008, -0/+5Lets go with "very drunk"
    • TruthforAll, on 02/09/2008, -0/+15...Or carrying you outside and floating you in a pond! But that guy DID have his shoes off.. so it was a little messed up.
    • capiCrimm, on 02/09/2008, -0/+2in reality, they probably realized it but just didn't care.
      • edwartica, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1Maybe too drunk to realize.
      • jj101, on 02/09/2008, -0/+2There sometime comes a point where any movement will result in badness.
    • antiorblkflag9, on 02/09/2008, -0/+2I've duct tapped someone to his bed when he was sober, not that hard...
    • Tippis, on 02/09/2008, -0/+7Bah! You're not drunk until you can't lie on the floor without holding on to something.
  • allaboutdatiki, on 02/09/2008, -10/+3oh man, that was so sick I started hyperventilating ...
  • julianwan, on 02/09/2008, -2/+14In the first video, you can hear sex.
    • wearescience, on 02/09/2008, -0/+12Are those people having sex...or weight-lifting?
  • Dradis, on 02/09/2008, -1/+62http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNKFolneXuY
    (Not a Rick Roll)
    • mjn23, on 02/09/2008, -0/+9and ***** carrots
    • banter, on 02/09/2008, -3/+2I was hoping it was rick roll anyway )-;
    • passedoutghost, on 02/10/2008, -0/+0yeah i was thinking, if you did any of this ***** to a black man, you'd be dead when he woke up.
  • paulakapdub, on 02/09/2008, -1/+5Hilarity ensues with alcohol.
  • mrgreenjeans, on 02/09/2008, -0/+7Has anyone here been shamed like that? I'd like to hear how long it takes for the permanent ink to wear off. How many days of shame? Do you just hide out or wear it proud?
    • Nitesmoke, on 02/09/2008, -0/+8When I was in the Navy we shamed a guy by shaving off his eyebrows. He slept right through it.
      • JRW5061, on 02/09/2008, -0/+6hahahaa that happened to my friend. He looked so ***** wierd for like a month.
    • Wangeye, on 02/09/2008, -0/+3if you're passed out at your own place you can just stay inside for a day or two and the ink will be gone.... if you get that drunk you won't feel like going anywhere anyway :)
      • jcm267, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1I didn't get hung over or anything, but I passed out in my own dorm room once and they got me. It was off before class on Monday.
    • deuceswilde, on 02/09/2008, -0/+2I had people do it with silver sharpie, I actually rubbed most of it off in my sleep. However, that didn't get the stuff on my armschest so I never discovered that until I went home and got ready to take a shower.
    • adrenaline33, on 02/09/2008, -0/+2I have been once. Some if it rubbed off onto the couch I slept on and I was able to scrub some of it off my face. A shower helped too, but it took like 2 or 3 days at the pool to really get clean.
    • adamd9, on 02/10/2008, -1/+2We drew all over our housemate once, and I mean ALL over. Hi arms, legs, face - colored in his nose completely black, sme for some of his toes. We wrote the shopping list on his back.
      As I remember it he actually woke up half way though, but was so gone he fell back asleep again. It took him a good part of the next morning to get the majority of the ink of in the shower by scrubbing like crazy.
      Our water bill was huge that month, but you can't have somebody running around looking like an emo reindeer with a d*ck on their face.
    • killbrad, on 02/10/2008, -0/+4Almost all ink and permanent marker will come off with rubbing alcohol, just incase anything like this happens to you.
    • passedoutghost, on 02/10/2008, -0/+1You think that's bad, last time I was at a party some Lebanese ***** t-bagged the drunks that were passed out. And I mean proper t-bagged with his underwear off and everything.
    • signal15, on 02/10/2008, -0/+3When I was about 13, I held my little brother down and drew a beard, monobrow, and a hitler stache on him. He got it all off before my parents came home, but he used Lava soap and a scrubby. His face was bright red for several days after.
  • Brad324, on 02/09/2008, -2/+18As funny as it is, I don't think I could do this to my friends... to my enemies, on the other hand...
  • nico623, on 02/09/2008, -7/+2I swore you said Hillary ensues with alcohol...well you would have to wouldn't ya ?
  • allholy1, on 02/09/2008, -1/+5http://duggmirror.com/comedy/Top_25_Drunken_Shamin ...
  • noahgelman, on 02/09/2008, -2/+2The cards stacked on the drunk guy was hysterical. pwnd.
  • DjArcadian, on 02/09/2008, -10/+4http://www.duggmirror.com
  • DjArcadian, on 02/09/2008, -11/+3http://www.duggmirror.com
  • cdawzrd, on 02/09/2008, -0/+24The shaven head-face is my favorite... Every month it's on the digg frontpage, I rofl.
  • jivetank, on 02/09/2008, -4/+16Funny, but reinforces a big reason why I don't drink: my idiot friends.
    • JRW5061, on 02/09/2008, -1/+4Just don't pass out
      • dezmo, on 02/10/2008, -2/+5Just get new friends.
      • passedoutghost, on 02/10/2008, -0/+3Just choose your friends very very ***** carefully. I had to learn the hard way.
  • aaron4, on 02/09/2008, -1/+1i really wanted to post the youtube links and be helpful, but im feel being lazy right now.
  • MJDub, on 02/09/2008, -1/+50Mustard man is NOT cool.
  • creep303, on 02/09/2008, -6/+61Wow. All that ***** was lame. if you have to watch out for the people you hang out with when you're ingesting alcohol or needing sleep for that matter, you probably should rethink who your friends really are.
    • broken1812, on 02/09/2008, -5/+12No it wasn't, it was funny as *****.....just don't be an idiot and fall asleep in a room where everyone else is drunk and awake....At least those were the rules where I came from...if your in your own room then your off limits...anywhere else is fair game...
      • Gaulven, on 02/09/2008, -0/+3No! Guys! Guys guys guys.

        You're both right (double dugg).
    • TurboTex, on 02/09/2008, -9/+3Coming from someone who probably was on the mathletes and only drinks wine in moderation.
      • creep303, on 02/10/2008, -0/+1Better than being an insecure internet toughguy.
    • Brasky, on 02/09/2008, -0/+3In our house it was if you fell asleep with your shoes on. Last thing on your drunkin checklist was to take off the damn shoes!
      • broken1812, on 02/10/2008, -0/+1Yea we did the shoe rule as well...which no one ever remember to do.
    • Abominous, on 02/09/2008, -0/+3The saying "boys will be boys" comes in here. Face it, we're all mischievous children underneath. So long as nobody is really hurt it's all in good fun.
  • gr00vy, on 02/09/2008, -11/+19SHAME. Not SHAM. Cripes, I am going to be Loosing it soon.
  • Skafia, on 02/09/2008, -5/+34This is why I don't drink to excess around white people.
    • bxblox, on 02/10/2008, -1/+3Pretty much.
    • WillHutch5, on 02/10/2008, -1/+3I guess black people are uptight and can't take a joke. Let's make more sweeping generalizations.
  • MuletTheGreat, on 02/09/2008, -1/+16I was once shamed...

    I had a bad habit of shaming others, i would draw on their faces. Little shapes, beards and lines. Every party.
    But they got theirs back. They put makeup on me, lots. And took photos.

    I never drew on another face again.
    • ivosilva, on 02/09/2008, -0/+2So... Any links?
    • davesawyer, on 02/10/2008, -0/+1Pics or it never happened
    • MuletTheGreat, on 02/12/2008, -0/+1Oh right. Just let the stupid Auzzie repeat the shaming by sharing it with his Internet freinds. BTW. The camera broke later that day. Either god loves me or im but ugly
  • centran, on 02/09/2008, -2/+49Don't wrap people up in tape or plastic. If you just must do it then take it off them right away.
    You don't just "breathe" through your mouth. Your skin regulates your internal body temperature and it is important not to completely cover it up.
    This message brought to you by your friendily DKYFA (Don't Kill Your Friends Association)
  • Future2, on 02/09/2008, -1/+6Reminds me of this Dave Chapelle routine:
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cf6f8dd1d3
    • Gaulven, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1I love Chapelle's "white guy" voice.

      "BEER."
    • diskit, on 02/10/2008, -0/+1Carrot in the ass.
      I'll have to remember that one.
  • captoftheworld, on 02/09/2008, -12/+20The only sham is that people find this crap funny.
  • fdsarawr, on 02/09/2008, -2/+1I didn't think this was funny the last three times this was posted in the past two months...
  • pattink, on 02/09/2008, -1/+10I think it is funny because usually the first one to suggest shameing is going to be the person to freak out hardcore when they get shamed.
  • tim507, on 02/09/2008, -6/+3they should have flipped the mattress over once they seran wraped him. impossible to get out if done correctly ;)
  • mt066, on 02/09/2008, -2/+2Tape face is so goddamn hilarious. I hope he didn't go blind or anything.
    • jcm267, on 02/09/2008, -1/+3That one was so bad that I felt sorry for the guy. A few of these were actually.
  • Bobboq, on 02/09/2008, -0/+20The last one is an illegal shaming. Law was if you make it to your bed you are off limits, we tried really hard to not tag people if they managed to get their shoes off... other than that you are fair game.
  • uziko, on 02/09/2008, -5/+2I've been shamed before. Someone drew on my face that was it.
    • LloydBentsen, on 02/09/2008, -0/+3Better luck next time at cracking the top 25.
    • bitemark, on 02/09/2008, -0/+12You are an unbelievable story teller. That was compelling.
  • bitterbug, on 02/09/2008, -2/+14It might be amusing, but people need to realize if someone is so drunk that they don't respond to being manhandled they're probably not just sleeping, they're unconscious.
    At the very least, NEVER leave a drunk person lying on their back. Put them in the recovery position. And really, you shouldn't let a drunk sleep at all. If you can't rouse them, they should be taken to an emergency room.
    Aspirating vomit can be deadly.
  • Matt2k, on 02/09/2008, -0/+17Wow. Did anyone else think putting that guy on the raft in the water was a really short sighted idea?? That could have turned very wrong very quickly.
    • abaaa, on 02/10/2008, -0/+1Yeah I was thinking the same thing while I was watching it. I wonder if they'd still be laughing if he drowned because he was unconscious. I don't think I'll ever understand why people do this kind of crap to other people. It's just disrespectful and mean spirited, not funny.
    • hansondr, on 02/10/2008, -0/+1"Hey guys, you know if he falls off and doesn't wake up one of us is going to have to go in after him"
      Don't worry, at least one guy was thinking about it
  • diskit, on 02/09/2008, -3/+3And people wonder why I don't drink...
  • retawd, on 02/09/2008, -4/+7With me and my friends, the guy who suggests "shaming" (what a gay word!) is the one who gets his ass kicked. I have never been drawn on or ***** with while passed out, not have I even considered ***** with my friends while they were incapacitated. That ***** deserves a righteous beat down.
  • Jakov, on 02/09/2008, -0/+6The guy wrapped up in saranwrap is a friend of mine. Unfortunately he isn't drunk they were just bored
  • DeadRooster, on 02/09/2008, -0/+2I'll bet the Pirate Princess went on a killing spree the next morning.
    • passedoutghost, on 02/10/2008, -0/+0Arrrrr, ye be visiting davy jones' locker soon.....my sweet darlings teeheehee!
  • potofgravy, on 02/09/2008, -1/+1What is a drunk sham? That's a good question.

    Last time I checked it was "shame".
  • o0adam0o, on 02/09/2008, -1/+1Just when you thinks its safe to pass out...
  • ShooterMcGavin, on 02/10/2008, -3/+2All I know, if someone or some group did this to me, there WOULD be stabbings...
  • ForTh3W1n, on 02/10/2008, -0/+0What are friends for?
  • tchowe, on 02/10/2008, -2/+2http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v21 ...

    I win (I'm in the blue)... Well not really, but this picture is definitely better than some on the list, especially the 2 little kids as we all know they weren't drunk.
  • TheFinaleofSeem, on 02/10/2008, -0/+3Pirate Princess Pickle Bunny FTW!
  • oyflaaaayvin, on 02/10/2008, -0/+1About the ones with their eyes taped open/camera light shining on... Don't your eyes need to be constantly moisturized by blinking or else get damaged? And holding your friend's eyes open while taping him with the halogen on 1 ft away from his face can't be good for the vision either...

    Everything else was funny
  • SaintStryfe, on 02/10/2008, -1/+6the house of cards one is impressive.
  • psdabfm, on 02/10/2008, -2/+1What a great way to encourage people to party together. ***** with their ***** while they're passed out! People who do this need a severe ass beating! (Yes I'm angry because it happened to me once)
  • ropers, on 02/10/2008, -1/+10At least two of these are EXTREMELY unsafe:

    - If a person is incapacitated and you tape that person's eyes open, their eyes can dry out -- in the extreme, the person could go blind. Permanently. You do not **ever** what to do this. Trust me on that one. I'm a qualified nurse.

    - Obviously the one with the pond could have led to the guy drowning.

    Both of these are probably MUCH less safe than e.g. the dude that was taped to an overhead duct, which with enough tape will not be as dangerous as the above.
  • Skuzzlbut, on 02/10/2008, -0/+1sham or shame - I am horribly confused? Leader = sham, link = shame

    funny as ***** thought! Some of you dudes need to lighten up just a tad thought.
  • scyform, on 02/10/2008, -1/+1The guy duct taped to the pipe was at my high school...not drunk just bored.
  • INDOAZZ, on 02/10/2008, -0/+1MAXI PEARL! A+
  • hasslehaas, on 02/10/2008, -0/+0certainly entertaining, but I couldn't help cringing on that raft one...
    Carrying around a passed out person upside down like that has to just kill his back. They have obviously never been in a Boston Crab before.
    Not to mention the whole drowning thing...
    • fluxion, on 02/10/2008, -0/+1true, but...

      i laughed so freakin hard
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