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amysteriousmystery.blogspot.co… — "It is important to note that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has bigger balls than the traditional Judeo-Christian deity, known as God."

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  • 02ZTSfocus, on 07/02/2008, -21/+48The comment for picture #3 had me rolling!

    "It is important to note that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has bigger balls than the traditional Judeo-Christian deity, known as God."
    • FeartheKnighted, on 07/03/2008, -6/+40It would have me rolling too, if I hadn't read it twice by the time I saw it in the article.
    • 5urr3al5am, on 07/03/2008, -10/+11The difference between America and places like where Osama Bin Laden come from ? -- You'd get you're hands and feet cut off for being so offensive to their religion. This is why America is so great!
      • DocOrpheus, on 07/03/2008, -11/+2In other news, the Earth revolves around the Sun.

        Your point?
    • whiterice0, on 07/04/2008, -11/+3Satan is the father of all lies. Therefore, the spaghetti monster, and all the silliness around it, is simply satan flexing his deceit over you. While the juvenile attack on God and Christians via the flying spaghetti monster is supposed to be simple-minded ridicule, it illustrates the danger those of you are in who choose pride and self indulgence over God. You are choosing separation from God for an eternity. Imagine Noah being ridiculed as he built the ark -- little difference today with you.
      • Zildrohar, on 07/04/2008, -2/+3the case against theism makes itself.
      • tofur, on 07/04/2008, -4/+5You make a fantastic point whiterice0. There are only two flaws in your argument...
        1. There is no God
        2. The bible is a great big fiction
    • RoflCoptah, on 07/04/2008, -0/+1hmm for number 1, touching noodly appendages sounds so awkward
  • Absentis, on 07/02/2008, -17/+6I now have a new desktop image. Sweet.
  • AnOMNOMymous, on 07/02/2008, -11/+16Bring on the Pink Unicorn pictures, too.
  • vroom101, on 07/02/2008, -6/+231. http://chamorrobible.org/images/photos/gpw-2006080 ... via http://chamorrobible.org/gpw/gpw-20060808.htm
    2. http://chamorrobible.org/images/photos/gpw-2005111 ... via http://chamorrobible.org/gpw/gpw-20051111.htm
    3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vyXkD8TVUQ
  • srodolff, on 07/02/2008, -9/+32I was touched by his noodly appendage and now I feel unclean.
  • dngbauer, on 07/02/2008, -12/+3Sweet! Now i have a background on Mr. Garrisons (South Park) reference to the FSM! :)
  • Kune171, on 07/02/2008, -12/+7Have YOU been touched by His Noodly Appendage?
  • lindsay4767, on 07/02/2008, -7/+116Ramen.
  • tykwondingo, on 07/02/2008, -7/+25May his noodly appendage bless and keep you - RAmen.
  • Retrodigg123, on 07/02/2008, -16/+4I dont see a spaghetti monster, I just see a testicle pube combo
    • linuxpwns207, on 07/03/2008, -4/+3DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!
  • Santiak, on 07/03/2008, -13/+61"Civilization will not attain perfection until the last stone, from the last church, falls on the last priest"

    Emile Zola
    • tierneyb, on 07/03/2008, -25/+10What a completely idiotic quote. Stop and think for a second what the church has done. Helping the poor, sick, needy. When Katrina hit, our nations churches helped more than our government. Say what you will about Christians, but saying that churches shouldn't exist is just moronic.
      • carpeclunes, on 07/03/2008, -8/+20Churches shouldn't exist.
      • donjacko, on 07/03/2008, -7/+6then think about everything they do do wrong-

        i hold them responsible for many a wrong by being ignorant in the name of god and theology.

        eg. abstinance only sex education programs
        some using it as a guise to deny global warming

        ignorance is too great an evil for the church to make up for in good deeds- in the long run it has and contuinues to be a negative influence
      • stockdam, on 07/03/2008, -4/+1Did you think before writing that That's what I love about the internet........intelligent debates...........zzzzzzzzzz
      • mooseontheloose, on 07/03/2008, -3/+10Your arguments assumes that:

        1) If the churches didn't do charity then nobody else would (clearly false. See: every non-religious aid organization)
        2) Churches have no otherwise negative qualities that outweigh the positives (also false. See: The Crusades, Middle Ages, and Inquisition)
    • Hetman, on 07/03/2008, -10/+10Religion should not exist. Charity should exist. I fixed that for you tiernyb.
    • tierneyb, on 07/03/2008, -12/+5Again, ridiculous comment. Do you realize that some of the largest charities in the world are faith-based? I'm not saying you have to be a Christian to be charitable, but the two certainly go hand-in-hand.
      • GassyTurd, on 07/03/2008, -1/+6Yeah, they throw a couple bucks in a jar after building megachurch stadiums and lining the pockets of preachers.
      • tierneyb, on 07/03/2008, -4/+2Glad to see you've seen what the media thinks of churches, GassyTurd. Now try actually going to one and form your own opinion. Not a megachurch, but one where the only one that gets paid is the preacher, and he drives a 92' Accord.
      • breadfred, on 07/04/2008, -0/+2And do you realize that some of the biggest wars are faith based?
    • Hetman, on 07/03/2008, -1/+18Well if the only thing that is causing you to give to the needy is because of religion I feel sad for you. Maybe you should do it out of the kindness of your heart.
      • Fubarepublic, on 07/04/2008, -0/+0Suddenly the balcony scene in The Life Of Brian comes to mind. "Yes we are all individuals"

        They need a person to tell them all "this is what you should do". That way they all behave the same even though their intent is something different. Lambs, Sheep, Follow thyself, or follow thy leader? If GOD did exist. I know what he / she / it would rather see in people.
    • ConfusedCartman, on 07/03/2008, -2/+5Was the stone floating? I mean, how did it fall on the last priest if it was the last stone? There were no other stones holding it up.
    • Hetman, on 07/03/2008, -1/+5It was a 10 foot vertical stone. And as the priest walked by it, it so happened to fall on him.
    • d1gp1g, on 07/04/2008, -0/+5Man will never be truly free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
    • bosssmiley, on 07/04/2008, -1/+2So...Emile Zola thought that maintaining buildings was a bad idea and they should be allowed to form picturesque ruins instead?

      Dotty Frog.
    • Paulish, on 07/04/2008, -0/+1It would take a miracle for that to happen. Think of the odds.
  • Tayloristehsux, on 07/03/2008, -7/+18This is a time for reflection and prayer.
  • MrRobotoSki, on 07/03/2008, -14/+4God Bless Flying Spaghetti Monster, oh wait he is god, ***** it nevermind.
  • isaactwito, on 07/03/2008, -15/+8That is quite the lame collection of pictures.
  • CreepingDeath, on 07/03/2008, -10/+4Random thought, could the tentacle monster from the most recent Futurama movie be connected somehow with the FSM? I mean they both speak of love and smell nice.
  • wildfire, on 07/03/2008, -9/+10Hey, so he did create me in his own likeness! Pale and noodly.
  • wildfire, on 07/03/2008, -13/+5digg down
  • linuxpwns207, on 07/03/2008, -11/+2LMAO. that was funny. They should make a CGI movie about the Flying Spaghetti monster lol lol.

    i'm sure you could find more pics on BitTorrent sites. lol.
    • GassyTurd, on 07/03/2008, -3/+0That would actually be awesome. The panties of the conservatives would bunch up so far that proctologists would become billionaires.
    • eohano, on 07/03/2008, -3/+3lol. Yeah. lol.
  • Obzerva, on 07/03/2008, -12/+10RAmen!
  • billbugger, on 07/03/2008, -11/+2no Jebus?
  • rjc5056, on 07/03/2008, -5/+40These pictures of His Pastiness are sacrelinguini. Pray for forgiveness.
  • bobangitanov2, on 07/03/2008, -22/+3FSM is what elitists use, when they don't have enough intelligence to persuade stupid people that logic in the latter's religion holds no water.
    • briankoenig03, on 07/03/2008, -1/+18Sad is the day when satire is relegated solely to the domain of "elitists".
    • GassyTurd, on 07/03/2008, -1/+9Nice sense of humor you have there.
    • ConfusedCartman, on 07/03/2008, -4/+5Or maybe it is a tool that enables us "elitists" to explain the ridiculousness of religion. Just a thought.
  • Azerael, on 07/03/2008, -5/+14In the beginning, His Noodliness created mountains, trees, and a midgit...
  • bobajoba, on 07/03/2008, -6/+1Haha, never look at spaghetti the same.
  • Retrospekt, on 07/03/2008, -3/+22Pastafarianism, it's tasty.
  • danerf, on 07/03/2008, -3/+15Tomorrow I will dress like a pirate to work to honour the cause!

    All hail FSM
  • UserNull, on 07/03/2008, -4/+11I have a tattoo on me of the FSM. The whole concept is great.
    • dracostimpy, on 07/03/2008, -0/+19PICS OR GTFO
      • UserNull, on 07/03/2008, -0/+6Ok I can do that, but where would I put them?
      • Shadic, on 07/03/2008, -0/+7Imageshack?
      • UserNull, on 07/03/2008, -6/+1I don't have one of those. I don't understand why it's so hard to believe anyway.
      • dracostimpy, on 07/03/2008, -1/+8It's not hard to believe, but I want to see it because if it looks good, I may just have to get one myself. I've never had anything I can believe in strongly enough to stain it into my flesh... the FSM just might be my one true conviction in life. Imageshack, Photobucket, your friggin Digg profile photos... JUST DO IT!
    • GassyTurd, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2If it was one tattoo that I would actually get, it would be of the Al Dente One.

      http://www.seanbonner.com/blog/archives/002814.php
  • jaruzek, on 07/03/2008, -3/+16Where can I get the car emblem?! It rules!
    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/72/199689174_efd77b ...
  • stockdam, on 07/03/2008, -18/+3I think this story shows the sadness of a lot of people.......what's the spaghetti monster.......just another false god to "pretend" to worship. What a complete and utter shallow and pathetic idea.

    At least some people go out and enjoy life......others just want to talk balls about made up childish drivel.
    • jaruzek, on 07/03/2008, -2/+13"others just want to talk balls about made up childish drivel"

      You mean Christianity?
      • stockdam, on 07/03/2008, -10/+0Whatever..........go get a life
      • Kune171, on 07/03/2008, -2/+6Great comeback there. Have you been trained, professionally, to make those? Because, quite honestly, it sounds like it. You should open up your own comeback dojo. A lot of people could use the training you received stockdam.

        /sarcasm
    • Brassbud, on 07/03/2008, -0/+4I think you forgot to type "/sarcasm" at the end of that post.
    • ConfusedCartman, on 07/03/2008, -1/+4You are an idiot.
    • DocOrpheus, on 07/03/2008, -1/+4Satire. Ever heard of it?
  • aserer511, on 07/03/2008, -12/+3FSM: Still less plausible than caucasian Jesus.
    • Hetman, on 07/03/2008, -2/+2I agree and even still less plausible is a male god.
    • kaplanfx, on 07/04/2008, -1/+3It's actually exactly equally plausible.
  • Brassbud, on 07/03/2008, -10/+4I don't get Radio-carbon-dating. Say they date a clay pot and decide it is 1 million years old. Whose to say I didn't make that pot yesterday, out of 1 million-year-old clay?
    • WRXFiles, on 07/04/2008, -3/+4Google is your friend.

      Or you might start with Wikipedia....
  • DaviDaviDaviD, on 07/03/2008, -9/+2"Hi Hitler"

    "Hi"

    That one made me crack up.
  • Shadic, on 07/03/2008, -9/+2If anybody wants a banner/signature for FSM:
    http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/479/ibelievesml ...
    • tmyprod, on 07/03/2008, -3/+8That is actually pretty hideous.
      • Shadic, on 07/03/2008, -5/+1Ouch. :(
      • hotlatte, on 07/04/2008, -2/+1Good point. All false gods, even those created to ridicule the one true God, are hideous.
  • UsablePuddle, on 07/03/2008, -6/+3Full Pirate regalia FTW!
  • Micetro, on 07/03/2008, -9/+0wtf is FSM
  • sigafoo, on 07/03/2008, -8/+2So a couple years ago I wanted to show off my pastafarism pride, so i printed of the noodly appendage photo, but had the blown up version... so when it was printed out and put together it was about 4 by 6 feet.

    http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y260/sigafoo/__pa ...

    Then when talking to my very christian dormmate, on trying to figure out where to place it. He said "How about the window" to my surprise. So I did!

    http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y260/sigafoo/__pa ...

    and from outside...

    http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y260/sigafoo/__pa ...

    I had it up for at least a couple months, it made the room a little darker... but it looked really awesome at night, because I'd always make sure to leave the room light on so everyone walking by drunkenly could see the true light.

    FSM FTW!
  • xander, on 07/03/2008, -13/+5FSM got old a long time ago
  • evilangela, on 07/03/2008, -2/+12I got a picture of his holiness...

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/evil_angela/262656824 ...
    • charm803, on 07/03/2008, -1/+4You are soooo lucky to have been touched by His Noodly Appendage!

      RAmen!
    • Tyrghast, on 07/04/2008, -0/+1FSMism is not a part of atheism.
  • DeskFlyer, on 07/03/2008, -1/+7Caught on video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7FcvEydqg
  • neosinn, on 07/04/2008, -16/+3wow, not only do you want to say there is no God, but you must make fun of others beliefs as well. So much so you must mock them. Wow i can start to see how Germany turned raciest in a mater of months under the religion of evolution. (check it yourself before you say i don't know what im talking about... or did you not know he was big time into evolution? I can see how the beheadings of Christians will come true in the near future by the people of this country. It's not so much you believe there is no God, it's the fact you must remove all and attack Christian faith. So what's with the fish being attacked? So much truth to it and i don't believe not a one of you even understand how suckered into the religion of evolution you are. FYI. Japan was taken in by evolution in the 30s as well... part of the reason they joined forces with Germany and attacked the USA.

    Hey but it's all cool, the jokes are funny and you keep laughing. If i'm wrong nothing really happens after death. If your wrong it's burning in a lake of fire forever. Yea, i'd bet my life on that before studying about it. That's logical.

    Have fun
    • scarysnow, on 07/04/2008, -0/+7And if you're wrong about which God to worship, (insert alternate eternal torment).
    • BuLong, on 07/04/2008, -1/+7Get a brain morans!
    • Inohavehalos, on 07/04/2008, -0/+6Kill yourself.
    • AyaJulia, on 07/04/2008, -0/+6I want to believe you're just trolling, but I've known too many nutjobs who honestly believe things just as idiotic as "evolution religion causes wars!" So... perhaps you'd clarify.
    • thedailynar, on 07/04/2008, -0/+4Pastafarians are non-violent, non-motivated worshipers. So your insensitive remarks simply fizzle off our backs as we go back to sleep.

      Ramen.
    • Cashmoney504, on 07/04/2008, -0/+2you best be trolling
    • itsthebrod, on 07/04/2008, -0/+4Evolution as a "religion" makes about as much sense as "gravity" being a religion. Oh, damn us for believing in logic and modern accepted scientific theories! Believing in static 2000-year-old books is so much better!
    • mddawso, on 07/04/2008, -0/+4Hey, don't worry about these other idiots. I'm totally with you buddy.

      However I feel that the theory of gravity has caused far more death than the theory of evolution. It was actually the cause of the war of 1812. And don't call me an idiot, look it up. Gravity has caused more death and destruction than any religion ever could. If these morons keep pushing this FSM crap on me, I'm moving to the moon where I can be free from these theories that they push on me.
    • LifeLine123, on 07/04/2008, -1/+2"If i'm wrong nothing really happens after death." It's just to bad that you threw your life away on something that isn't true.
      • Zildrohar, on 07/04/2008, -1/+1imagine all the cloth mixing and shellfish eating you could have done!
    • RockedOut, on 07/04/2008, -1/+3The FSM is a total joke towards any monotheistic religion. Take it as such before you go on a personal attack to any protect an EXTERNAL god that is believed or not believed to exist.

      -The creation of this external god has been in development since the beginning of human consciousness. Mainly to explain the phenomena of life that logic and reason struggle to comprehend.

      -But these beliefs were separated by culture, although the fundamentals are consistent with each other, and sadly modern day religions, mainly sects of christianity in the west, just seem to be deployed as propaganda to people who are in need of stability and comfort in a society full of debauchery (America).

      -Misleading to the truth,yes, but what the hell do any of us know about the true nature of existence. (let's google it) no, there are no such answers but youll find an intricate web of theories and open-ended questions. Answers to new theories and hypothesis are always on the horizon and if it the masses agree with a the belief or answer than it shall be said to be truth.

      -To those who reject what is said to be true you'll find them on digg. Atheism is the direct rejection of religion that believes of a presence of the invisible god, but instead of doing further seeking within themselves to find out what they believe to be true, they seem to fancy making a mockery (FSM) of those who they think are just foolish sheep believing whats in an book written by MAN about the almighty illusionary "god".

      -(Taoist state that the true Tao is that which cannot be spoken) In that they are correct.

      -Atheism is a spiritual waiting room. The superstitions and denials are bound to exhaust themselves until there is either acceptance of something or some type of searching regarding their true nature or just a question of...Who are we, really? EVERYTHING aside.

      -In all religious text there is one thing that we should all follow, regardless of belief. --->Love and kindness to all beings.

      -The quintessential goal to live life happily is what unifies every conscious being on this planet. Why cant we just embrace that as our primary doctrine to exist.
      (Ive written to much in a thread regarding a flying spaghetti monster)
      • Zildrohar, on 07/04/2008, -3/+1you are not as smart as you think you are.
  • DarkReign16, on 07/04/2008, -1/+15FSM in spore creature creator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLebKX1Du8g

    I swear upon his noodly appendage that it's not a rick roll.
    • DefaultGen, on 07/04/2008, -0/+3Where are his holy meatballs? If you can make a giant walking penis in Spore, the FSM can have meatballs.
  • DarkReign16, on 07/04/2008, -1/+1FSM humour: http://www.jeffcohenstudio.com/bagoftoast/bagoftoa ...
  • Aidenag, on 07/04/2008, -3/+2i wasn't a believer until i saw the flying spaghetti monster for myself last month with his pirate followers:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/aidenag/2600133192/in ...
  • jetblackz4, on 07/04/2008, -5/+2FSM is my carpenter
  • GregFD3S, on 07/04/2008, -3/+6Wow, actual pictures? I'm a believer now!
    I feel thy holy meatballs upon my soul!
  • saqer, on 07/04/2008, -7/+2booo -500 points
    and buried

    u twits
  • lukbut, on 07/04/2008, -6/+4lame!! :|
  • Saint3k, on 07/04/2008, -12/+3The concept of the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't just inane, it's insulting. It's a FAKE religion whose only point is to mock faith in its entirety. When asked about it it's followers will deny this. They claim that this religion is just as valid as any other religion. I respectfully disagree, and I don't find it funny.
    • ByronT, on 07/04/2008, -2/+9I respectfully call you an idiot.
      • crazycracker911, on 07/04/2008, -1/+1Or you could look at it as a profound form of unity amongst the atheists and scientists(not mutually exclusive). either way as long as we have zealots from any "side" mockery has and will always be used to deal with our differences. I think saves lives actually.
    • bosssmiley, on 07/04/2008, -1/+5That's OK. FSM loves you anyway. ;-)
  • jdsully8, on 07/04/2008, -2/+0i just found my god
  • thbigtiket21, on 07/04/2008, -3/+2its amazing how far people will go to mock other people's sincere beliefs. it seems very unnecessary and intolerant. if you know that theism is so wrong and dumb then why take it to this extreme just to trash it?
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