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  • tabion, on 04/29/2008, -5/+212The highlight of that was when he wiped his feces on the walls
    • ZiggyDaZigster, on 04/29/2008, -0/+25I must highlight when he pry'd open the steel doors and stuck his ass against the crack and for some reason thought to rub back an forth where the door opens... I couldn't imagine how horrible that elevator would smell, especially since he ***** all down the door.
    • Joffroi, on 04/29/2008, -8/+44The background music really makes this movie great. Video producers have realized that if they want people to watch a movie with ***** in it, they need to have classy music in the background (i.e. two girls one cup)
      • ICSU, on 04/29/2008, -3/+43...it just copies the original.
      • commenter01, on 04/29/2008, -1/+401 guy 1 elevator...
      • MrViklund, on 04/29/2008, -14/+1What the heck do you mean "two girls one cup"? You mean two girls one man?
        • iDiggIt42, on 04/30/2008, -0/+10I'd tell you to Google it but I'm not sure if I want to inflict the suffering on a fellow human.
        • Chompy, on 04/30/2008, -0/+13Treasure your ignorance. Seriously.
    • ElbertF, on 04/29/2008, -0/+41The original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8
      • madeingermany, on 04/29/2008, -2/+15And if you read the full story of how messed up the life of the guy that really went through this became, it's not nearly as funny any more
        http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/0804 ...
        • piesforyou, on 04/29/2008, -1/+23My god. 95% of that article is historical and technological crap about elevators. You have to hunt for the 5% that tells his story!
          • ahoyhoy, on 04/30/2008, -1/+14Welcome to the New Yorker. Grab a monical and laugh at the unfunny comics.
        • asforme, on 04/29/2008, -0/+18"Loading up an empty elevator car with discarded Christmas trees, pressing the button for the top floor, then throwing in a match, so that by the time the car reaches the top it is ablaze with heat so intense that the alloy (called “babbitt”) connecting the cables to the car melts, and the car, a fireball now, plunges into the pit: this practice, apparently popular in New York City housing projects, is inadvisable."

          WTF?
      • Tonorific, on 04/30/2008, -2/+3I'm not sure many people caught the parody
        • themastersb, on 04/30/2008, -0/+4Probably a lot of people since it was just on front page last week.
    • JoshChan, on 04/29/2008, -0/+11And then he wore back the shirt full of his *****...
    • addieboy, on 04/29/2008, -3/+11My favorite part was when he tried to cover up the camera of he could masturbate. Then, hilarity ensues.
      • Darkhacker, on 04/29/2008, -0/+11I didn't notice until I watched it a second time, but he is also choking himself with his tie while doing it.
    • ThaDRD, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3The whole movie he's wiping his ***** on the walls. lol
      • xsuite, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1Is it that or is the diarrhea coming with such a force that is spatters on the wall?
    • hyunseob90, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2reminds me of 2 girls one cup. sort of.
      • RichMig, on 04/30/2008, -0/+2Thanks a lot. I just had to find out what you were talking about.
        Excuse me while I puke.
    • happyRotter, on 04/29/2008, -0/+8Nah, I think the highlight is when his jacket falls from the camera while he's jacking off, around 02:12.
    • billbert, on 04/30/2008, -1/+3that was the funniest ***** i've seen all day!
      dugg for great justice!
  • charlieville, on 04/29/2008, -14/+134I didnt catch this the first time but at 2:12 he's choking himself HA HA HA brilliant!
    • amanilaenvelope, on 04/29/2008, -7/+17who me? i only watched it once.
    • MyDiggIsBig, on 04/29/2008, -2/+21he was choking something alright. 2 views? everyone saw it coming as he starting trying to block the camera
      • yournightmare, on 04/29/2008, -0/+20Luckily he stopped right when the jacket fell off the camera, otherwise we would have seen it coming.
      • bwdd, on 04/30/2008, -1/+1I thought he was trying to block out the camera because he just noticed it was there.
    • meburnette, on 04/29/2008, -2/+10Auto-Erotic asphyxiation
      • CountryTime, on 04/29/2008, -4/+1from what i hear it's a pretty good feeling. just gotta get the timing right.
    • robbob, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2...and jerking it under his shirt
  • NaziHatinChimp, on 04/29/2008, -8/+1096The guy above me watched this 2 times?
    • CarStan, on 04/29/2008, -62/+24way to not use the reply button
      • Merendino, on 04/29/2008, -2/+70was more effective the way he did it.
      • ElbertF, on 04/29/2008, -1/+50He wasn't replying.
      • LogicBomB, on 04/29/2008, -0/+26I normally agree but this was for humor's sake and clearly intentional, not a cop-out.
      • kenedamick, on 04/29/2008, -5/+19Way to be a digg nazi douche
    • fhernand, on 04/29/2008, -3/+100yes, by posting on a different thread, and furthermore, by referring to the other poster in the third person, he ignores and disassociates himself from the first postee, thus expressing his disapproval and tacit disgust.
      and yes, i made up "postee"
    • muniak, on 04/29/2008, -4/+19Poop fetish.
    • WaveyRavey, on 04/29/2008, -13/+4The guy above me doesnt know how to reply?
    • kutateli, on 04/30/2008, -0/+20That's nothing.. he watched 2 Girls 1 Cup 38 times.
    • ligyron, on 04/30/2008, -0/+3The guy above me watched this 2 times?
    • CelebVoy, on 04/30/2008, -0/+3He didn't watch the whole thing twice, if you know what I am getting at...
  • uriman, on 04/29/2008, -8/+119omfg... he puts on the same shirt that he did that on
    • amanilaenvelope, on 04/29/2008, -9/+2i love it when he realizes that when he puts on the shirt that he just ***** on he goes "oh god WTF did i just do!!"
  • killbert24, on 04/29/2008, -7/+83That is ***** hilarious. I can imagine the door finally opening and seeing the faces of the people standing there. They should have put that in there.
    • daschupa, on 04/29/2008, -5/+7Nothing I haven't seen before in an elevator in NY.
    • chocolatetacos, on 04/29/2008, -6/+15It was fake dude. You think the medical person at the end would have left him lying there?
    • trickapro, on 04/29/2008, -10/+4That is ***** hilarious. I can imagine the door finally opening and people standing there seeing the faeces. They should have put that in there.
    • Sil369, on 04/30/2008, -10/+2That is ***** hilarious. I can imagine the door finally opening and people standing there seeing the faeces. They should have put that in there.
  • db0255, on 04/29/2008, -18/+39that was the first funny video that i've seen on digg in a while. haha
  • therealBEANS, on 04/29/2008, -53/+510That is the fakest ***** I have ever seen!
    • Intrexed, on 04/29/2008, -27/+194no ***** you ***** retard
    • killbert24, on 04/29/2008, -3/+93I think he was trying for a pun. Well done realBEANS... I got it!
    • mwalker05, on 04/29/2008, -3/+11congrats on getting the joke...
    • Incomp3tnt, on 04/29/2008, -23/+8It's a parody of a video that was posted about a week ago. A guy got stuck in a lift for 40-something hours in the late 1990's. Lurk moar.
      • fredtehcat, on 04/29/2008, -2/+0Uhhh... you missed his pun... fakest *****... get it...
      • JaronDiggGuy, on 04/30/2008, -1/+2Leave my digg! We don't want you here!
    • virtualfred, on 04/29/2008, -2/+5Holy *****!!!
    • wildmXranat, on 04/30/2008, -1/+1ding ding ding , we have a WINNER ! fake as hell
    • clearwaterlab, on 04/30/2008, -2/+2yE4h i c4n s33 teh Ph0t0Sh0p!!!1!shift+1!!
    • rodbotic, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1please be fake, I would have hated for that to have really happened
  • TheWindBlows, on 04/29/2008, -7/+26I can't believe i laughed at that...X_X
    • scubaman5000, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2First time in a long time that I've actually laughed out loud at work. I got some stares because of this one...
  • Intrexed, on 04/29/2008, -4/+391it would've been funny if the guy that got on the elevator in the end got trapped in the elevator for another 48hrs with the dead feces guy.
  • leffunov, on 04/29/2008, -7/+11More like Taco Bell
  • zaii7, on 04/29/2008, -14/+304what a ***** situation
  • Jsmuli2, on 04/29/2008, -9/+313My uncle died the same way.
  • photobeatsfilm, on 04/29/2008, -9/+138It was believable until he throws the coat up on the camera and starts masturbating while choking himself.
    • da_bradler, on 04/29/2008, -0/+36lol really? i mean... even if you haven't seen the original trapped in a elevator video it was pretty obvious when he furiously tries to ***** out a small crack in the elevator door.
  • oakj423, on 04/29/2008, -2/+127i'll admit it...i watched the video of the guy stuck for 41 hours hoping he would take a crap
    • yournightmare, on 04/29/2008, -0/+28I watched it in real time. I didn't want to miss any of the action.
    • fredtehcat, on 04/29/2008, -6/+0Yeah, seriously, did he not have to at least piss?
      • sagegoku666, on 04/29/2008, -0/+3no he does, he opens the door. watch it again, i seen it happen!
    • SwedishNinja, on 04/30/2008, -3/+1Or rub one out.

      Come on, seriously. The next time I'm stuck in an elevator alone with no camera for more than 10 minutes, I'm flogging my molly if you know what I mean ;)
  • BriVaps, on 04/29/2008, -4/+42i love it
    he wipes the ***** on the wall all over his shirt
    and then he puts the shirt on
    and he was wanking in one of those scenes
    • djrbx, on 04/29/2008, -1/+16so you like guys wanking off and ***** in front of a camera? hay if it floats your boat..
    • teh_techie, on 04/29/2008, -1/+5Would you seriously fap with ***** on your hands?... No, fapping can always wait 'til later...
    • pileofstraw, on 04/30/2008, -6/+1thats why i think its fake... unless the shirt on camera really felt while he was wanking... coincidence? hmmm scenario maybe.
  • borez, on 04/29/2008, -1/+35Dugg for making me cringe and laugh at the same time.
  • Calamier, on 04/29/2008, -2/+14Yea...disgusting but like a train wreck, impossible to not look at...
  • thailand1972, on 04/29/2008, -33/+3Same amount of hours as the other guy who was trapped in an elevator. I wonder if this is fake. It would be easy to film it all in an hour or so with some chocolate pudding.
    • sgtbutterscotch, on 04/29/2008, -0/+21Do they have parodies in Thailand?
    • Narcism, on 04/29/2008, -0/+12you WONDER if it's fake?
    • thailand1972, on 04/30/2008, -0/+3LOL - I got pwned. What a sucker I am sometimes....
  • davidsmero, on 04/29/2008, -1/+30Do you rub his nose in it?
  • Cgeoffrion, on 04/29/2008, -10/+2made me hungry
  • airwalkery2k, on 04/29/2008, -2/+119Wow. That looks exactly like the Sims.

    Well... until that last half.
    • Mysk, on 04/29/2008, -0/+5this is precisely why I laughed.
    • RetepNamenots, on 04/29/2008, -0/+15I've not played the fecal expansion pack.
    • halexmar6, on 04/30/2008, -0/+3Now lets stick him in a pool and take away the ladders
  • LackJudgement, on 04/29/2008, -13/+2Hey, I give props to him, he actually held it in for 9 hours before it all went down the *****.

    Oh wait, no it didn't!

    I slay me.
  • SirZRX, on 04/29/2008, -7/+7ewwwwwwwwwww!!!
  • sanotaan, on 04/29/2008, -26/+4appears to be done in the same visual and presentational style as the new yorker's video. further, its appearance on digg only a week after the previous one might lend some credence to the theory that this is staged
    • MyDiggIsBig, on 04/29/2008, -1/+20i wish i was as smart as you
    • lacreme, on 04/29/2008, -1/+9did you figure that out all by yourself?
    • unclebuck, on 04/29/2008, -0/+13I'll bet you're fun at parties.
      • Issius, on 04/30/2008, -0/+1Who else will explain why all the jokes are funny?
  • padrebuf, on 04/29/2008, -5/+14the music is perfect.
    • Macberto, on 04/29/2008, -1/+17yup, and it's the same as the original video
    • russbent, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2anyone happen to know the song/artist?
      • russbent, on 04/29/2008, -0/+7nevermind, found it...

        for anyone wondering, it's Jennifer Haines and the song is called "The Storm Begins"
        http://www.usfourmusic.com/
      • Commodore84, on 04/30/2008, -1/+8Seriously, how do you find the name of a song with no lyrics in a random video on the web?
        • MacEnvy, on 04/30/2008, -0/+2The name is listed on the YouTube of the original video.
  • ColonelJessup, on 04/29/2008, -8/+115When you're sliding into first, and you feel a juicy burst...............

    When you're sliding into home, and your pants are full of foam......

    When you're riding in your Chevy, and your pants are feeling heavy...........

    When you're acting like a fool, and your pants fill up with stool...........

    Some people think it's funny, but it's smelly, brown, and runny..........
    • Clodhopper, on 04/29/2008, -1/+30when you're standing on a latter and you hear a sudden splatter?
      • panteradactyl, on 04/29/2008, -5/+3ladder? or do you mean when you are standing on that which happened after the fact?
    • thzae, on 04/29/2008, -1/+53Am I 8 years old again?
      • anagoge, on 04/29/2008, -0/+22Wait, that doesn't rhyme.
        • laserblazer, on 04/29/2008, -0/+7Wait, that doesn't rhyme
          And my leg is slick with slime
      • SpeedSteamBoat, on 04/29/2008, -5/+1Yes, now prepare for Power Rangers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and other insane animated ***** of the 80s/90s!

        Let me show you my MicroMachines collection! After that we can go throw your Crash Test Dummies at my Stretch Armstrong!
      • diabloenfuego, on 04/29/2008, -5/+018? I stopped those jokes around the ripe old age of 10.
      • digjam, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2Am I 8 years old again?
        Atleast you feel my pain....
    • Narcism, on 04/29/2008, -2/+27If you sit down and hear pee, but poop is what you see...
    • schmimd04, on 04/29/2008, -0/+22when you're sitting on the john and the toilet paper's gone.....
    • doshindude, on 04/29/2008, -2/+3Be a man, use your hand.
    • Branyers, on 04/29/2008, -7/+1When you wake up in the morning and your feet are on the floor
      It's a 50 yard dash to the bathroom door
      • Narcism, on 04/29/2008, -0/+8Although the song is lenient, I don't know if you can have 100+ syllables in the first line.
    • damnitdaniel, on 04/29/2008, -3/+5Cha cha cha
    • WallaceFreeman, on 04/30/2008, -0/+1diarrhea..diarrhea
    • basiccable, on 04/30/2008, -0/+8when your trapped in a lift, and you leave a nasty gift...
    • ccastellanos, on 04/30/2008, -1/+4People say it's gross, but you should try it on toast...
  • SwiftKick34, on 04/29/2008, -7/+14Brilliantly funny, I actually laughed to the point of tears.
  • eshin922, on 04/29/2008, -10/+82 thumbs up for the music!!
  • EatChex89, on 04/29/2008, -6/+5sick. but plausible (up until he started to beat his meat)
    • deff, on 04/30/2008, -1/+2*****, I tell ya if I were stuck in a elevator for 40+ hours, my junk would be so raw...
  • cmsimike, on 04/29/2008, -3/+11Oh my God, I have not laughed that hard in a very long time.
    I am still cracking up over it. Good show.
  • Ryanr14, on 04/29/2008, -0/+37How do you get it to spray like that?
    • damndj, on 04/29/2008, -0/+45Taco Bell.
      • donjuan571, on 04/30/2008, -0/+1Taco bell and a whole night of drinking will do it.
    • jbettineski, on 04/29/2008, -2/+4Practice, Practice, Practice.

      Also, know how to load up your bowels like a musket.
    • redheadguy719, on 04/29/2008, -0/+8...should....should I?....
      ...
      That's what she said!!
    • panteradactyl, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1so the way to Carnegie Hall and projectile ass vomit are one and the same? yeesh
  • o0adam0o, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2821 guy 1 elevator
  • woohhaa, on 04/29/2008, -11/+3I literally laughed my ***** ass off.
    • JakeyG14, on 04/29/2008, -0/+21You'd best seek medical help then.
    • panteradactyl, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2post a pic, it might make it to the front page
  • multifingered, on 04/29/2008, -2/+34If you step onto the lift and you feel your insides shift...
    Diarrhea... Diarrhea...
  • KezG, on 04/29/2008, -14/+125Um, you do know this is a spoof of the real one right, guys? http://digg.com/people/TimeLapse_Video_of_a_Guy_Tr ...
    • kenyan, on 04/29/2008, -0/+47Yes.
    • MacTyler, on 04/29/2008, -1/+22Yeah, I can see how people would be confused if they hadn't seen the original!
      • zdislaw, on 04/29/2008, -0/+5Really? What's to be confused about?
    • socokoolaid, on 04/29/2008, -1/+9This one seems more realistic somehow
    • Arcnite, on 04/30/2008, -0/+1Thanks, was about to look up that link and post the same type of comment.
    • nebkiwi, on 04/30/2008, -1/+2well done sherlock
  • alittleroy101, on 04/29/2008, -1/+20That's one of the funniest parodies I've ever seen. My coworkers are wondering what the ***** is wrong with me right now.
  • 3amboo, on 04/29/2008, -3/+4oh ***** hahaha
  • jigulous, on 04/29/2008, -1/+1Puckerfest '08
  • dhaugen, on 04/29/2008, -1/+4god that would be the most painful thing in the world
  • cl2yp71c, on 04/29/2008, -1/+2Haha, pure comedic genius.
  • theStig, on 04/29/2008, -1/+131Chocolate Rain... o/~
    • TimeLincoln, on 04/29/2008, -0/+33Some stay dry while others feel the pain
    • iatethecake, on 04/29/2008, -4/+1Your comment was the funniest thing I have read all day.
    • jstearns, on 04/29/2008, -1/+8Angels cry and shake their heads in shame..
    • Lutremi, on 04/29/2008, -1/+1Wtf. Now I don't know whether that's exactly what he wrote about.
    • panteradactyl, on 04/29/2008, -3/+1History quickly crashing through your veins... =/
  • AdamZC, on 04/29/2008, -3/+2oh crap...
  • elijahalcantara, on 04/29/2008, -6/+13Break doesn't load for me:
    http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=FNN2hJJ8tU4
  • andrew606, on 04/29/2008, -4/+10omg when the hes tryin to cover the camera with his jacket and then the jacket falls n he is whackin off. ROFL
  • ashmon, on 04/29/2008, -0/+5That's some funny ***** right there.
  • lektroluv, on 04/29/2008, -0/+4Elevator is the new tub.
  • DomZy, on 04/29/2008, -1/+30It took him like 7 hours to take off his jacket. Then later on he apparently throws it at the camera for 3 hours...
    • AJQuick, on 04/29/2008, -0/+1Yeah. This was probably filmed in about half an hour.
    • khaavren, on 04/30/2008, -0/+1I agree, the time lapse was definiately off.
  • Witchbaby, on 04/29/2008, -5/+2...and through it all...he kept a smile on his face...
  • chrissku, on 04/29/2008, -5/+3Yea....I see what you were going for there. You were spoofing the real elevator story. Ok.
  • rainydaywoman, on 04/29/2008, -0/+2Now, that's what I call a sticky situation.
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