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  • mptre, on 10/10/2007, -7/+83Haha, I can just agree creds for her quick comeback! (btw, I'm form Sweden :P)
    • JoaoPe, on 10/10/2007, -0/+21Maybe you can translate it for us! :)
      • marnaq, on 10/10/2007, -0/+109Poor girl: "Yes, hello?"
        Caller: "Hello."
        Poor girl: "What's your name?"
        Caller: "Niclas."
        Poor girl: "Hi Niclas. What's your answer?"
        Caller: "Eh, tölp."
        Poor girl pukes violently.
        Poor girl: "Wooooh. Okey. Let me say this: I. HAVE. DYSMENORRHEA[1]. This is live and everything can happen. What's your answer?"
        Caller: "Tölp."
        Poor girl: "Tölp?"
        Caller: "Tölp."
        Poor girl: "Oh, noes. Worng word!"

        Then she whines some more about her dysmenorrhea.

        [1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysmenorrhea
        • resplence, on 10/10/2007, -1/+28"whines"

          And damn rightly so, I might add. It must suck badly to feel like that on a monthly basis.
          • feebie, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2oh, it's much worse than just "sucking badly".
            I honestly don't know how this girl could've kept such a straight face, and smiled while feeling so much pain.
            She could've been just ***** to cover her hung-over ass. I have dysmenorrhea, and when I am experiencing it, I am bed-ridden for half the day, screaming in torturous pain, or running to the bathroom to empty my stomach. On top of that, I have to take codeine for the pain, so usually after barfing up everything and waiting for the pain to subside enough that I can sleep, I'm konked out. There is no way in hell I'd be in any condition to work on live tv like that.
        • JoaoPe, on 10/10/2007, -0/+22Ahahah!

          Thanks for answering right away (and wikipedia link lol), Poor girl...
      • isunktheship, on 10/15/2007, -8/+3seconded!
        If i had to guess the called was supposed to answer a question, she then throws up, and explains how she wasn't feeling well (she laughs and holds her stomach), and then jumps right into the question (very professional), but the guy gets the question wrong. I'd like a translation though haha. She laughs again towards the end, is that related to her being sick, or to the topic?
        I'll find out soon!
      • iownsomuch, on 10/15/2007, -5/+1Gold.
    • STARTSOMETHING, on 10/10/2007, -8/+9Then what the hell was she saying? (btw, I'm from the u.s. :P)
      • casemon, on 10/10/2007, -2/+18She said her name is "Raaaaaalllph"
    • afx1, on 10/10/2007, -1/+20"whooooooooooo"
    • isunktheship, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12Someone on youtube posted this:
      She's got her period and pukes when a male caller tries to say the correct word on this program(they show some letters.. and you have to call in to make out an sentence/word, And you can win some money). After she have puked she tries to save the situation by explaining that she's got her period etc...
    • DocHoliday22, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10This is definitely going to be on one of those TV blooper shows.
    • xmkatx, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5As someone who's experienced debilitating pain during her period, if it really was dysmenorrhea, she wouldn't even be there. I'm just skeptical that was really the case, that's all. She really appears fine. It could be something bad she ate, that would make more sense.
    • kults, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Subtitled version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhi5F3_cPj0
    • daridave, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1poor lady. I applaud the fast comeback, indeed.
  • manningbc, on 10/10/2007, -5/+72and that's why i don't eat swedish meatballs.
    • marnaq, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11I recently had some, but I think they are coming back up again soon.
    • Radan, on 10/10/2007, -1/+30Do not underestimate our meatballs, or they will come back and haunt you forever.
    • smackythefrog, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1hahah, so random
    • Kamino, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12The flying spaghetti monster appreciates your loyalty, kind sir.
    • Yazoo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I bet she had that horrible after taste for some time.
  • Levin, on 10/10/2007, -42/+43And I'm form Canada.
    • igraham09, on 10/10/2007, -15/+99Reply button, *****!

      DO YOU USE IT!?
      • dunderballer, on 10/22/2007, -58/+7fyi: We don't need to call people ***** every time they make mistakes. I'm digging him up :-)
        • dwninjungleland, on 10/10/2007, -10/+28...and i dugg him down because.
          well... Reply button, *****!
        • n0t0kayipr0mis3, on 10/10/2007, -2/+8Digg into the right of the screen, REPLY REPLY!... oh yeah and *****!
  • igraham09, on 10/10/2007, -1/+68Apparently, she's on her period at the moment, which is why she threw up.
    • brad3378, on 10/10/2007, -4/+12I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
    • MetalliTooL, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Periods make them puke? News to me.
    • Zippo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Yeah, I've never known a girl to puke because of her period.
  • mp3dog, on 10/10/2007, -2/+84All I understood was, "Wooo...ok..."
    And frankly, that's all I needed to understand - LOL
  • VigaDSon, on 10/10/2007, -5/+27Translation please.
    • SimonGray, on 10/10/2007, -0/+29She's having her period ("mens"). She basically keeps repeating how anything can happen when you're having you're period and she says it's embarassing what happened. I don't actually speak Swedish, though, but I do understand it, living close to the Swedish border.
      • brotherfranciz, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Norwegians can actually understand Swedish!? That's awesome! I'm Chinese and I sometimes wish I could understand Japanese...
        • SimonGray, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4I'm not Norwegian, I'm Danish (that's the reason my icon is a Danish flag). But I understand Norwegian too if that means anything to you.
        • rune420, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I'm Norwegian and I understand Swedish perfectly well too. To be honest, I have a lot more trouble with Danish (spoken, written I understand).
    • Jugalator, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13Yes, it's a particularly bad case of PMS. It's a lottery show, and she even had an unfortunate dude on the line when it happened.

      I can't blame her for what happened and how it did. It seemed to happen much without warning and I guess she at least did the best of the situation, lol. It could have been worse, much worse. Like not having time to move aside, and puking in front of the camera.
      • gernblansted, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3She was clearly trying to hold it back. She looked troubled and was swallowing a lot. I guess when you are live, you can't just say "excuse me, gotta puke."
    • FeargusMcDuff, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1BLERRRRRRRRGH
    • nekitip, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhi5F3_cPj0&mode=re ...
  • kd1s, on 10/10/2007, -2/+66Ah, there's just nothing like projectile vomiting to make ones day.
    • somnambulator, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I agree, it was a fairly decent hurl, wasn't it?
      Although I have done better, I sure didn't recover quite as fast.
  • 1iProd, on 10/10/2007, -7/+4Yucky!
  • adraft, on 10/10/2007, -7/+85Knocked Up FTW
    • raytibbitts, on 10/10/2007, -9/+1You beat me to it.

      If this is one of those ***** joke shows, I'm not into it.

      We should put this on you-tube.
      • raytibbitts, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2Knocked Up is a movie, guys.
        • megagram, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4Knocked Up is also a slang way of saying the bitch is preggers which is also a slang way of saying the girl is pregnant. Pregnancy == morning sickness == live TV projectile vomiting == ***** awesome!
          • raytibbitts, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Thanks. I watched that whole movie, and memorized a couple of lines from it, and then quoted them online when I saw a video that reminded me of the movie, and I never realized that the title of the movie, "Knocked Up," means impregnated. /sarcasm.
            (memorized - not on purpose - it's a curse)
        • megagram, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1You seem to be retarded.
    • Jugalator, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2Actually, she was having a bad case of PMS.
  • Mth3ory, on 10/10/2007, -3/+77judges... score?

    10 for distance
  • johngr, on 10/10/2007, -5/+41Det spyr jag på!
    • cdcdark, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17I don't know what you said, but it looks like it's in Swedish so dugg!
  • Ades, on 10/10/2007, -49/+9***** YOU KEVIN ROSE
  • chris8535, on 10/10/2007, -0/+60First you are thinking... wow that dress is smokin on that hot Swedish ladies curves. But then her face contorts... and you know whats coming.
  • mf0thrilla, on 10/10/2007, -15/+4Bitch, you better clean that up. I ain't gunna.
  • idiggitall, on 10/10/2007, -7/+51HA-PUUUU-KEN!!
  • dbbblondon, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6nice and sloppy
  • BradMW, on 10/10/2007, -3/+37The things that pass for entertainment.
  • Avocadoes, on 10/10/2007, -3/+17What the hell??
  • truman48, on 10/10/2007, -3/+3Must have been a bad shellfish sandwich
    • UtopiaInTheSky, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Is that a "40 Year Old Virgin" reference?
    • pikpikcarrotmon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3No, it's a bad shellfish sandwich.
  • dunderballer, on 10/10/2007, -2/+68Tips for video producers if this happens live while working the A/V board:
    1) Go ahead and turn her mic off, even while she's off camera. We don't need to hear vomit splattering on the floor.
    2) Switch to a commercial break. No need to have her come back on all licking her lips and swallowing. Yuck.

    • marnaq, on 10/10/2007, -0/+20This was on very late, like 0200. The show is called "nattliv" which means night life.

      I can imagine the guy at the controls was sleeping.

      Side note, probably less than 2000 people saw this live. Currently 140 000 have seen it on youtube.
    • Jugalator, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13I've watched these shows, and this one is really cheap. I bet they barely even have budget for a guy sitting on the A/V board all the time... :-p Much less at 3 am-ish when these shows are aired.
    • init100, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10"Switch to a commercial break."

      Maybe they couldn't. Commercial channels distributed through the terrestrial broadcast system in Sweden cannot have commercials more than 10% of the time (The public broadcasting company cannot have any commercials at all). They could already have used up their quota.
      • Bamborzled, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Damn Sweden and their sensible regulation. Don't they have like ten weeks of vacation there?
        • rauz, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2More like between five and seven. Work to live, not the other way around :)
  • afx1, on 10/10/2007, -6/+7"I Would like it from the floor!" - yt comments
    • kjcdude, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2yt comments seems to attract the smartest of the group
  • phronko, on 10/10/2007, -11/+61I'd still stick it in 'er.
    • magicmarc, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1not at this time of the month apparently.
  • kelchm, on 10/10/2007, -0/+35Damn, she jumped right back in there.
    • Jugalator, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10I think she should get a raise for her dedication.
  • 9tendo, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11AHAHA

    It says MOP on the board. Looks like she'll need one

    Tasty.
  • MisterNetHead, on 10/10/2007, -15/+4I hate to be "that guy":
    But unless you're from Sweden and recognize this girl or the show, this seems fake to me. Not that I really care, because it's funny as hell.
    • kalleanka, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9I am from Sweden and can confirm this is not fake. It's being sent live during nights and it is a program where you call and can win prices.
      This was a recent event and it was even in the evening news paper one or two days ago.
    • rauz, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6It's the real deal. Piece of crap live game show that's aired late late at night.
    • marnaq, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7It's not fake. There's lots of shows like this on when the channels have nothing else to air. I've seen her on TV before.
    • marnaq, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3It's not fake. There's lots of shows like this on when the channels have nothing else to air. I've seen her on TV before.
    • TrevorBelmont, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9You should have trusted your instincts. You ARE being "that guy".
  • Anthet, on 10/10/2007, -1/+41After the vomit translation:
    Huge disgusting sound, then "Woho, ok, I need to say something, I'm on my period and when on the period one can feel very ill"
    • iamafatguy, on 10/10/2007, -2/+15Thanks for the translation. Because I am a sick individual, I had to go and make that into a (de)motivator.
      http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/7091/motivatoro ...
      I regret nothing.
      • init100, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Did you notice that the green and yellow bars on the screen look somewhat like male genitals? ;)
      • Cymrubeats, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0I love how the boards has LMAO on it, and the ö face. Or to use all the characters: LMAO, spit that puke, girl ö
  • derder89, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8WHHOOOOO!!!!!
  • ahmad23, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9LoL, she keeps going like nothing happened...
  • thedavidmartin, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0Is this an example of a good or bad work ethic??
  • bjxrn, on 10/22/2007, -1/+52She is saying

    Hello Niclas, do you have an answer for me? THROWS UP

    -OK, im just going to say this, I have to tell you something, I have menstrualcramps, i have to tell you. We are live and anything can happen. I apologize but I have menstrualcramps and that can make you feel really sick.
    -Do you have an answer for me?

    Then she keeps doing her job.
    • Jugalator, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1She later do acknowledge that it has to be some form of record on their live TV show though. ;-)
    • wilf_brim, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7Thanks for the translation. But I'm thinking that this maybe isn't so much menstrual cramps as much as first trimester nausea. Translation: knocked up. It would be more common, and could be the right time for it.
      • xmkatx, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3I agree. If it really was cramps, there is NO WAY she would even be there. Usually, the pain is so bad you're in a fetal position. It is unbearable pain!
  • peestandingup, on 10/10/2007, -1/+30Ahhh, while she was playing it off at the end, I was expecting another eruption.
    • wes00mertes, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Yeah, I was waiting for another vomit in the last minute of the 1.5 minute clip. Alas, just gibberish to me.
  • rangutangen, on 10/10/2007, -9/+6It's not fake. I saw it live last night.
  • SimonGray, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7Anyway, what's with the two funky coloured condoms at the bottom of the screen?
  • TimRogers, on 10/10/2007, -2/+17Did anyone else see "LMAO" on the board?
    • doshindude, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1was just about to say something about that.
  • DexDoomsday, on 10/10/2007, -12/+3I'll dip my balls in it!
  • thailand1972, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5Poor girl - kudos for keeping going. The gag reflex is utterly involuntary and it's just one of those things when you're stuck in that moment, and know what's coming - unfortunately for her, she was on live TV. Unfortunate, but fodder for the youtube generation, who love to lap this stuff up.
  • MeatAndSauce, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3yeah
  • knotty, on 10/10/2007, -4/+42 more:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zOevLN3Tic
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H40jmCLEy_g (fake?)
  • bossm4n, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15And we needed the extended edition why...?
    • onebit, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5I'm waiting on the director's cut
    • joyleaf, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1If it weren't for the extended edition, we wouldn't have known there was also a shorter one.
  • sprash, on 10/10/2007, -0/+18Very professional how she tries to turn down the volume of her microphone right before it happened. But apparently it didn't work.
  • nizzy1115, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2nice recovery
  • Flinty, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3His answer wasn't that bad :P
  • geeshock, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Someone slipped here some Ipecac..

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrup_of_ipecac
  • pu-z, on 10/10/2007, -0/+41I have seeing video in a foreign languages, for for you who don't speak Swedish, here's a quick translation I did for you:
    H = Hostess, C = Caller
    * ring *
    H: Yes, hello?
    C: Yes, hello?
    H: Hi, what's your name?
    C:Niclas.
    H: Niclas, what kind of answer do you have for me?
    C: Dork (Tölp)

    * puke-o-rama *

    H: Wooo! OK, I'll just say it like this. I just have to tell you something.
    C: Ok?
    H: I have menstrual pains, I just have to tell you, and... It's a live broadcast and anything can happen and I'll just tell you I apologize for that, but I have to tell you I have menstrual pains and you can feel really ill. *laughs * I'll just say it like that. What is your answer to me?
    C: Tölp.
    H: Tölp?
    C: Tölp.
    H: Let's try it. No, it was not tölp.
    C: It wasn't.
    H: * can't figure out what she says here * Thanks, bye
    C: Thanks, bye.
    H: If it isn't tölp, then what is it? * laughs* Ok, 099317317 is my direct phone number, I'm just waiting. Let me tell you, I have menstrual pains. Ok. It's a live broadcast and anything can happen but that was probably a viewer record I can tell. Less than six letters, 50000 kronor is what I have in the jackpot right now. I have menstrual pains, I'll tell you once more It's a live boradcast and anything but let's skip that now. 09931717 is the direct phone number and I'm waiting for the next caller
    *ends*
    • tilttv, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Okay... seeing her puke on camera didn't disgust me at all. But now reading the translation of her having menstrual pains over and over and over - I think I'M going to puke now!
  • grimward, on 10/10/2007, -0/+20If there was a vote for Sweden's most professional TV-face outward, she'd have my vote.
    I've never seen anyone come back this gracefully from something so embarrassing, so really, this woman should be proud of herself
    for handling it that well.
  • Iceduck, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12The Swedes have something with awkward TV moments, like this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z28U9FcXGcM
  • insomniac8400, on 10/10/2007, -13/+5Must have been all that cum she ate last night.
  • xkrwlng, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11i think i'm in love =)
  • Stryder81, on 10/10/2007, -13/+1I don't know about you guys or how it could have been done but when I have thrown up I didn't spit it out like that. You get that wierd feeling ( which she kinda does a split second before ) then you hurl it out not spit it out like she did. Kinda fake I don't know how it could come out so naturally.
    • siszam, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4It's called projectile vomiting. Look it up. Just because you haven't experienced it does not mean it's fake. Milk allergies made my son projectile vomit almost constantly the first six months of his life. Trust me, it's real.
      • Stryder81, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Thanks for clearing it up :-)

        Learn something everyday on Digg lol
  • securitymonkey, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1(From Wikipedia as posted above)
    "The majority of women will suffer this degree of dysmenorrhea at least once during their reproductive years. Increased risk is associated with younger age, and past medical history of any of the conditions associated with secondary dysmenorrhea.

    * Primary:
    o Nulliparity (having never given birth)
    o Obesity
    o Cigarette smoking
    o Positive family history
    * Secondary:
    o Pelvic infection
    o Sexually transmitted diseases
    o Endometriosis"

    Let's all hope she's a smoker.

    *runs*
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