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  • Cowgodx, on 02/05/2008, -0/+52Guy got pretty much mugged by a Panda
    • StealthMonkey, on 02/05/2008, -1/+4Dugg for description.
    • sgtbutterscotch, on 02/05/2008, -0/+11Cutest mugging...I have ever yet seen.
    • slaizer, on 02/05/2008, -0/+12Nah, he just wanted himself some fluffy cotton to make a pillow.
  • ifnotme, on 02/05/2008, -4/+21Asian Tour group + Panda + Video camera... Hilarity Ensues!
    • cheese06, on 02/05/2008, -9/+1Asian tour group within the confines of the continent of Asia. This obviously did not take place in the U.S or Europe for that matter. just to let you know
      • Sokkratez, on 02/05/2008, -0/+5You can be on a tour in your own country. You don't have to be in America. Just to let you know.
  • Digg413, on 02/05/2008, -1/+116I guess that panda wants Chinese for dinner.
    • iamronburgundy, on 02/05/2008, -0/+35Panda Express comes to mind, but last I heard they stopped using people meat a while ago.
    • leerayIG88, on 02/05/2008, -18/+1You sir, are a racist.
      • Asianwaste, on 02/05/2008, -1/+3Would it have made a difference if it were a Mexican dood and he said he wanted Mexican for dinner?
    • MrNexus, on 02/05/2008, -0/+6The panda only be hungry again in an hour.
  • brandonace, on 02/05/2008, -19/+16Go Panda GO!!! bet he's think F-you man you put me in a cage Im going to take your stuff it's only fair....Go Panda GO!!!Go Panda GO!!!Go Panda GO!!!
    • punkcat, on 02/05/2008, -1/+8buried for reminding me of Vanilla Ice's Ninja rap.
      • lostboy, on 02/05/2008, -0/+7OP dugg for reminding of Vanilla Ice!
      • Sherman901, on 02/05/2008, -0/+3that's the first thing i thought of too
    • ydt89, on 02/05/2008, -0/+3That panda was probably born in captivity and doesn't know the wild. This is often common with pandas, due to there endangered status.
  • Bukowsky, on 02/05/2008, -7/+1damn... not so cute, huh?
    • ilves7, on 02/05/2008, -1/+12no, its still cute.
    • zachgc, on 02/05/2008, -0/+3My thought process during the video went something like this:

      "Awwwww....holy *****! Awwwww.... ***** he's going to rip that dude's arm off!! Awwww, now he's playing with the guy's shirt"
  • Vagabond91, on 02/05/2008, -0/+69Note to self, cotton is like crack to pandas.
    • JirkJiggler, on 02/05/2008, -0/+10Even moreso if there's crack in your pockets.
    • MeatyVitamin, on 02/07/2008, -0/+1Pretty sure the first was a wool suit and the second was a denim Jean Jacket, *****!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • karacoatta, on 02/05/2008, -3/+1Nice Panda!
  • tinko, on 02/05/2008, -6/+86lolpanda?

    I can haz ur jaket?
  • diggbk, on 02/05/2008, -18/+8I think I will have Panda Express for lunch today... after I vote for Ron Paul in the primaries.
  • alkajazz, on 02/05/2008, -0/+22Maybe now people will stop calling me crazy and listen to my warnings.
  • abstracthuman, on 02/05/2008, -3/+66That guy was ***** stupid. That was about as good of a place to sit as the edge of a shark tank with your feet dangling in.
    • avonwodahs, on 02/05/2008, -3/+6Pandas are generally viewed as cute and fuzzy, and are generally not like this. Sharks on the other hand... not so much.
      • sedawk, on 02/05/2008, -1/+14Ummm -- Pandas are **BEARS*** for crying out loud! "Cute and Fuzzy"? Someone is watching too many cartoons.
        • miko555, on 02/05/2008, -1/+3Pandas are Bears, but they don't tend to be as aggressive as all of the other ones. Since they live on a diet of bamboo, they don't really get much energy from it. (It's also the reason why they don't hibernate like other bears. They can't generate enough fat storage from only eating bamboo)
          • wastelander, on 02/05/2008, -1/+6They are still bears, so that makes them godless killing machines without a soul.
          • collinong, on 02/06/2008, -1/+2actually pandas aren't bears. they are related to racoons.
          • daliminator, on 02/06/2008, -0/+1Actually, pandas ARE bears. The old racoon family idea has been discredited.
        • spidoman, on 02/05/2008, -0/+2Bears **EAT** beats.

          Bears Beats Battlestar Galactica
  • screwfanboys1, on 02/05/2008, -2/+2awesome
  • Sifl, on 02/05/2008, -6/+19After dark the pandas stalk
    Nightmeare creatures with black hearts
    Ravenous teeth that glow in the dark
    feasting on bums that sleep in the park

    the pandas are coming!
    so hide under your bed!
    the pandas are comng!
    they'll rip your ass to shreads!
  • XanderDee, on 02/05/2008, -16/+4This is news? Ok just do me a favor remember that only gold and silver is money not paper and you want a backed up currency...
    http://www.digg.com/business_finance/Federal_Reser ...
    • rnreekez, on 02/05/2008, -0/+3No, it is under comedy therefore comedy. If you wanted to accomplish something maybe you should have got off your computer and did some campaigning for RP instead of saturating this website.
    • TokenWhiteGuy, on 02/05/2008, -0/+1***** your doom and gloom.
  • ironicsans, on 02/05/2008, -5/+61It's Pandamonium!!

    (Ouch. If ever a comment of mine deserved to get dugg down, it's this one)
  • rz8472, on 02/05/2008, -12/+12Someone had to say it.

    I for one welcome our new Panda overlords.
    • petebert, on 02/05/2008, -1/+1I'm not tired of that joke, but I dont think it applys here. It went alot better with the swarming robot story.
  • dontaskagain, on 02/05/2008, -3/+23nom nom nom, Pandaz Luv Teh Denim
  • AndrewNorris, on 02/05/2008, -2/+15give me that ***** shirt
  • RoanokeRich, on 02/05/2008, -4/+1Where are the beware of Panda signs? I mean it has obviously happened more than once.
  • matthewdestroys, on 02/05/2008, -3/+3awesome. i want one even more now.
  • OodlesOnoodles, on 02/05/2008, -2/+4He's obviously dumb enough to sit right up on the fence even after seeing the other guy almost get attacked.
  • noahhoward, on 02/05/2008, -4/+9It must suck to know you got your ass handed to you by a giant raccoon.
  • snuffulupagus, on 02/05/2008, -2/+26Let me borrow that top
    Let me borrow that top
    Let me borrow that top
    Let me borrow that ***** top!
  • H0tKarl, on 02/05/2008, -5/+3I got sexually harassed by a panda.
    • matthewf01, on 02/05/2008, -1/+8when one little panda sticks his willy in another panda's ear...that makes me a saaaaad panda.
  • engion3, on 02/05/2008, -4/+2Fat guy in a little coat...
  • dildoolielly, on 02/05/2008, -3/+7Remind's me of a rather large, drunk, horny girl I met at a bar once and mistakenly went home with
  • HiKevinRose, on 02/05/2008, -4/+1He's just doing some population control...
    Down I go.
  • antiorblkflag9, on 02/05/2008, -3/+28Cutest attack ever
  • Awspire, on 02/05/2008, -0/+12Hey, lets separate a bear from the touring public with a gaping fence. No problems here.
  • adventflux, on 02/05/2008, -1/+14He's still pretty cute.
  • TheHim, on 02/05/2008, -12/+1hell yeah, rape that chinese bastard!!!1111

    j/k ;)
  • Zilk, on 02/05/2008, -4/+14NOM NOM NOM
  • DragonGirl724, on 02/05/2008, -4/+22of course that panda is pissed hes in a ***** cage being mocked by a bunch of ***** morons. its enough to make anyone want to shred someone to pieces. that guy is an idiot for sitting there and he got what was coming to him.
  • banido, on 02/05/2008, -2/+1Awww...
  • shawgo, on 02/05/2008, -0/+16I like how everyone laughed at the guy who got his jackets stolen. That's the spirit!
  • moonguidex, on 02/05/2008, -6/+41990 called, they want their panda video back....
  • j1ggy, on 02/05/2008, -0/+3That's what you get for locking a panda up in your backyard.
  • punkcat, on 02/05/2008, -8/+0in communist china, panda captures you
  • MonkeyMeg, on 02/05/2008, -1/+1Awwww! He has hims a coat!

    Oh and if I were trapped in that ***** cage I would lash out too
  • bingobongony, on 02/05/2008, -2/+7When Lame, Uninteresting, Juvenile and Unfunny Websites Submit to Digg. Part 89
  • GhostM, on 02/05/2008, -0/+2When bored pandas want to play
  • emalen, on 02/05/2008, -1/+1PANDA WATCH
    • BadseedJR, on 02/05/2008, -0/+1They said I can't go into the cage, she is a live bear and will literally rip my face off!
      • emalen, on 02/06/2008, -0/+2Apparently, we're the only two people on here who've seen Anchorman.
    • emalen, on 02/06/2008, -0/+1Come on people.
  • ovni, on 02/05/2008, -2/+1Kung Fu Panda?
  • markperia, on 02/05/2008, -1/+3Pandas are adorable even when they're trying to kill you... or get your jacket.
  • Albear89, on 02/05/2008, -1/+1Bears.
  • aijalon, on 02/05/2008, -0/+4ok ... so remember to remove Snickers from pocket before visiting the panda cage.
  • amaaanda, on 02/05/2008, -2/+0Um, no *****! It's a BEAR. If that dude had died, he sould have gotten a Darwin award.
  • Daiken, on 02/05/2008, -0/+3Whoever designed that zoo needs to be put in one of those cages. You can't let people get so close to something that can tear your face off. The panda is especially dangerous since it looks so cute and cuddly people will want to get close and maybe touch him/her. But when the panda touches back the world goes boom!
  • 9enisP, on 02/05/2008, -0/+3I almost lost a kidney, but look how cute it is with my jacket. awwwwwww
  • adooga, on 02/05/2008, -0/+1GO PANDA!
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