digg

Join DiggAbout

Discover the best of the web!
Learn more about Digg by taking the tour.

See the original image at pointlessbanter.net

Who is the next Internet Icon? Chuck Norris jokes are dead

pointlessbanter.net — Place a vote on what crappy pop culture reference is going to become the next chuck norris.

Bury
show profanity settings
expand all
  • dacardworld, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1No love for Tootie?
    • BradBrown, on 03/25/2008, -0/+1I wouldn't hit it...even with my car!
  • boutiqueshop, on 03/25/2008, -13/+0dugg & stumbled...couldya do same for my favorites? thx lotz!
    • Elliottx, on 03/26/2008, -1/+1Go fall down a well you "Digg" whore.
  • bullcutter, on 03/25/2008, -0/+7Chuck Norris jokes rarely die, but when they do, they get a 21-gun salute.
  • kp2575, on 03/25/2008, -0/+5I knew I was just opening this up for Chuck Norris jokes. Damn me.
  • michaelannb, on 03/25/2008, -5/+0When Chuck Norris cries, his tears burn holes right thru the deck of the spacecraft. Fortunately, he never cries.
  • someguyouknow, on 03/25/2008, -0/+6I was hoping for maybe a Gary Coleman.
    • kp2575, on 03/26/2008, -0/+2after he got married I lost all respect for him
  • mdanger98, on 03/25/2008, -0/+5James Brown. If for no other reason than this:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zdz88MBWomo
  • jloveseggs, on 03/25/2008, -2/+1how about Jerry Seinfield?
  • ZakNicola, on 03/25/2008, -1/+3Chuck is going to find you... and then it's gonna be a round house to your digg account.
  • DurtyJ, on 03/25/2008, -0/+13Kimmy ***** Gibler.
  • frooo, on 03/25/2008, -0/+4What?!?? No Burt Reynolds?
    Disappointed.
    • kp2575, on 03/26/2008, -0/+3He isn't even in the same class with any of these people. You can't enter a god into a conversation about mere mortals.
  • tehbored, on 03/25/2008, -1/+1Well I've heard some Vin Diesel versions of Chuck Norris jokes. Vin Diesel is meh though.
  • Elliottx, on 03/26/2008, -0/+9Why...RICK ASTELY OF COURSE! ...CAPS LOCK MAKES PEOPLE LOOK AT THIS COMMENT! :)
  • dpcdomino, on 03/26/2008, -0/+5Bob Sanders. He can tackle himself...from behind.
  • santa7, on 03/26/2008, -0/+7Does not work this way you morans!
    FORCED MEMES CAUSE CANCER BITCHES!
    DON'T MAKE ME CHARGE MAH LAZAR!
  • yomamaisfat, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1Carlton Banks. His dance can be the new Rick Roll.
    Observe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKlxjbhB9HE
    He might not be obscure enough, but it's worth the shot.
  • Bukowsky, on 03/26/2008, -1/+2My vote would go for MacGyver, cuz he was (and still would be) the craftiest person on tv.... too bad he's not on the list.
  • SantaClauz, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1I was thinking, you know, maybe if its okay with you guys... that *I* could be the newest internet icon?

    Please? :(
  • thedzigner, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1'pointlessbanter'.net - that's for sure!!
    Chuck Norris, and the facts which he has been adorned with, will never die.
    • kp2575, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1they should because the stopped being funny about six months ago
  • JusticeFriend, on 03/26/2008, -0/+1And...

    WHO CARES?
  • amanilaenvelope, on 03/26/2008, -0/+2WE GOTTA START PEDO-ROLLING ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew7p52McVD0
  • cnt24, on 03/26/2008, -0/+0Where are they now? That BJ sure was a hottie!
  • dallas2046, on 03/26/2008, -0/+0My vote is for Dolph Lundgren. His career was so brief that we didn't get a chance to see how many ***** movies he could make! And just from gaging his talent in the few movies he was in, I get a good feeling that the number would have been tremendous! With his kind of potential, it's hard not to want to see him succeed.
  •  

    Login or register to add a comment

    Create a new account or login to join in the conversation on Digg. You'll also be able to Digg stories to help promote things you like.


© Digg Inc. 2008 — Content posted by Digg users is dedicated to the public domain.
DIGG, DIGG IT, DUGG, DIGG THIS, Digg graphics, logos, designs, page headers, button icons, scripts, and other service names are the trademarks of Digg Inc.