- D2Much, on 07/17/2008, -17/+110owned
- iamsmooth, on 07/17/2008, -3/+12So she was mad that he didn't offer her any?
- homercles337, on 07/17/2008, -4/+45OLD!
- theodenking, on 07/17/2008, -0/+21Yeah, this has been in the top 200 for years.
Makes me wonder he just went through and submitted them all and only got lucky with this one. - Mononuclear, on 07/17/2008, -1/+14No this was on reddit and some reason got front page there too. Everything that front pages on reddit usually front pages on digg the next day or so.
- theodenking, on 07/17/2008, -0/+21Yeah, this has been in the top 200 for years.
- Iztikeit, on 07/17/2008, -14/+0Open fires in city limits aren't legal.....FAKE!
- Mononuclear, on 07/17/2008, -0/+6Depends on which city. They are legal where I live.
- kentifer, on 07/17/2008, -0/+4I'm not sure if they're legal, but I do it anyways without consequence (so far).
- SammyJr, on 07/18/2008, -0/+2I used to have them, too, in city limits. No problems with the cops ever.
- ayeroxor, on 07/18/2008, -0/+4Yeah, *****, because everybody on the internet lives in your city.
- Syphon0928, on 07/17/2008, -8/+367He should have offered her some s'mores.
- ieatsmurfs, on 07/17/2008, -6/+63She hasn't had anything yet, so how can she have some more of nothing?
- cesclaveria, on 07/17/2008, -4/+15so, maybe you would prefer some smurfs?
- FatO, on 07/17/2008, -23/+1Imagine shoving a Smurf on a stick, up it's mouth, and it would come outta it's ass...then cook it....live! O_o
I think I need some sleep... - aking7, on 07/17/2008, -2/+13I see what you did there.
- rblancarte, on 07/17/2008, -1/+30Yer killin' me Smalls!!!
- Nescirian, on 07/18/2008, -0/+0`You mean you can't take less,' said the Hatter: `it's very easy to take more than nothing.'
- ahoy, on 07/17/2008, -1/+15"want some'ore?"
- wonderbriefs, on 07/17/2008, -0/+23FOR-EV-ERR!
- BTraina, on 07/18/2008, -0/+3some more what? You haven't given me anything yet.
- boilerjh, on 07/17/2008, -3/+13Your killing me Smalls!!
- ayeroxor, on 07/18/2008, -0/+6His killing what?
- dferrell, on 07/18/2008, -3/+0Who's killing what?
- filemeaway, on 07/18/2008, -1/+1Smalls is killing who now?
- rblancarte, on 07/17/2008, -2/+8Yeah Yeah! Yer killin' him!
- mtownand1, on 07/18/2008, -0/+3"We had so many smores I finally had to say, no more smores! No more smores!"
- SquigglyP, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1There's always a silver lining to any situation, I guess...
- ieatsmurfs, on 07/17/2008, -6/+63She hasn't had anything yet, so how can she have some more of nothing?
- twtmc, on 07/17/2008, -27/+13I saw this in a readers digest last week.
- Coven, on 07/17/2008, -5/+95Grandma?
- IanPR, on 07/17/2008, -0/+17Hey, its good ***** material.
- sovietninja, on 07/17/2008, -1/+8That's what she said.
- DragonForce4, on 07/18/2008, -0/+6I saw this on bash.org more than 5 years ago
- EtherGnat, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1So you're the one.
- auto98, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1tis ancient indeed
- Coven, on 07/17/2008, -5/+95Grandma?
- arah91, on 07/17/2008, -24/+2lmao i wonder if anyone brought gram-crackers over too
- lhbaker, on 07/17/2008, -1/+6Oh I get it. Thanks!
- panteradactyl, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1Doubt it. Its not like they are an integral part of making smores
- Steinr, on 07/17/2008, -7/+63bad timing... or making the best out of an opportune moment? maybe the bonfire was not hot enough to really glaze those marshmallows.
- computerusr, on 07/18/2008, -4/+2This story is not true. If their neighbors house was on fire they would have known LONG before the firefighters got their. A very small house caught on fire about a block away from me a while back, and the whole block was covered in smoke while it was on fire. It started seeping into the house so we went outside to see the smoke filled street and the rest of our neighbors checking out to see what happened.
- BHSPitMonkey, on 07/18/2008, -0/+9You were downwind of your neighbor's house.
- computerusr, on 07/18/2008, -1/+2No *****, I was not. There was no wind that day.
- cinnix, on 07/18/2008, -0/+2Ok, cool down. It really depends on a lot of factors. Perhaps himself, David and Andrew had no sense of smell and lack of peripheral vision. Perhaps this fire was self contained in a globe of mysterious energy. Perhaps the story is not true as you say.
To be honest, does it really matter? The quote was put on the site to humour other people, not for us to validate whether or not it is true by basing it on past experiences. A lot of credible stand-up comedians make up their material, but does the fact that it is not true make it any less funny?
I would like to end this comment by pointing out your calling of "BHSPitMonkey" a "*****". What proof does oneself have to convict "BHSPitMonkey" of such an act. You seem to be inclined on proving the validity of this scenario, yet you provide no solid evidence to suggest that "BHSPitMonkey" does infact fornicate with his mother.
I bid you good day sir, and hope that after reading this comment you reflect on your pass deeds and improve yourself as both an individual and as a member of society. - computerusr, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1***** you *****.
- arah91, on 07/18/2008, -0/+7not necessarily true i remember once my own house was on fire and but i was working with fire in the back and i did not even know because the there was already a ton of smoke around me
- computerusr, on 07/18/2008, -4/+2This story is not true. If their neighbors house was on fire they would have known LONG before the firefighters got their. A very small house caught on fire about a block away from me a while back, and the whole block was covered in smoke while it was on fire. It started seeping into the house so we went outside to see the smoke filled street and the rest of our neighbors checking out to see what happened.
- SeventhSon, on 07/17/2008, -6/+156Not as bad as the time my neighbors house burned down after I built a giant flamethrower in my front yard.
- bjornski, on 07/17/2008, -2/+58Correlation != causation.
*nods and winks*- GameFinisher, on 07/17/2008, -10/+5What's this != mean? Google failed me when I tried to look it up.
- Stirk, on 07/17/2008, -0/+13Does not equal or is not equal to
- NAvAP, on 07/17/2008, -0/+10Is not equal to
- MikeSD34, on 07/18/2008, -0/+16"!=" == "≠"
- ravithepimp, on 07/18/2008, -0/+3*"!=" = "≠"
- ayeroxor, on 07/18/2008, -0/+3It's the symbol used in programming.
Instead of burying someone for asking what to an outsider is a good question, would it kill you guys to just answer instead of answer and bury. - GameFinisher, on 07/20/2008, -0/+0Ah, thank you ayeroxor. Some people aren't in the know, like me. I recognized this ≠ though from math.
- bjornski, on 07/17/2008, -2/+58Correlation != causation.
- wild, on 07/17/2008, -10/+526I am never one to care about whats been posted before, but seriously, just link to the top 100 Bashes and lets call it a day shall we?
- rhapsody1447, on 07/17/2008, -1/+124http://bash.org/?top
- oderdigg, on 07/17/2008, -5/+53My fav.
#4281 +(26973)- [X]
get up
get on up
get up
get on up
and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet - Jeembo, on 07/17/2008, -0/+7Let's not forget http://bash.org/?top2
- Hoogs, on 07/17/2008, -3/+49 what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?
I lol'd. - iammatt, on 07/17/2008, -0/+14And there went an hour of my life. :-)
- tech42er, on 07/17/2008, -1/+21one of my favorites:
anamexis> oh man
anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
anamexis> and it exploded
anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
anamexis> but I got it away just in time
-- Beefpile has quit (sick *****)
anamexis> :( - carlosos, on 07/17/2008, -2/+12This is so true:
xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? - FatLoser, on 07/18/2008, -0/+5Cooler when Bill Hicks said it the first time.
- blakmajik, on 07/18/2008, -0/+10I just spent two hours on that site...
I need a life. - Wubbawucky, on 07/18/2008, -0/+10 JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
JonTG> wait, *****
Best one IMO - Cdixon3, on 07/18/2008, -4/+0Maybe in your new life, you can learn to read faster. I just read both sites, and it took me about 30 minutes.
- stev31h, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1#171987 +(11740)- [X]
Im going to be the next hitler
Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
why the clown
See? no one cares about the jews
lmao
- oderdigg, on 07/17/2008, -5/+53My fav.
- yohnstoppable, on 07/17/2008, -2/+83It was posted on reddit, so by the laws of the internet must be posted here as well
- radsprack, on 07/17/2008, -0/+9I got curious and decided to visit reddit for my very first time before this showed up on Digg and I was thinking "seriously? a bash quote?" Then this found it's way to Digg.
...
...I can't exactly express my disappointment, so I shall try with a colon and an open parentheses :(
- radsprack, on 07/17/2008, -0/+9I got curious and decided to visit reddit for my very first time before this showed up on Digg and I was thinking "seriously? a bash quote?" Then this found it's way to Digg.
- skipdog172, on 07/17/2008, -13/+6as much as I would love to spend hours upon hours to read each and every quote from bash to make sure it is not funny....isn't the whole point of digg to save us from having to search and search to find something funny?
also, bash quotes aren't exactly commonplace on digg. sure, i stumbleupon them frequently, and even with the time I have spent @ bash.org just to read quotes, I have never come across this one.- theodenking, on 07/17/2008, -0/+8The top 200 are all hilarious, so no risk there.
- wild, on 07/17/2008, -0/+6Well, the argument for you here is that the Bash 100 is the list of the really funny ones. Hence calling it the "top." Saves you time and lets you have a page full of giggles to read.
- shzdeR, on 07/18/2008, -0/+17ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS
- filefly, on 07/18/2008, -0/+2WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
- iSinned, on 07/18/2008, -2/+3Agreed, this bash quote is super old. Buried.
- Miamisun, on 07/18/2008, -1/+4Its like reading a comedy bit...why have i never seen this before!!!
- zebov, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1Agreed... or link to a page that tells us whatever happened to Michael Savo.
You know you've googled him too!
- rhapsody1447, on 07/17/2008, -1/+124http://bash.org/?top
- hydratedsquash, on 07/17/2008, -5/+58Bigger fire= Toastier Mallows
- Metis2be, on 07/18/2008, -0/+3Not always true. My friends have a barn and will once a year burn down all the dead trees as well as all the ones they want to remove, so we're talking a 30 foot diameter for the fire. We can't get within 15 feet of it since it's burning so hot. I was so sad the one year I brought marshmellows.
- jay2kidd, on 07/17/2008, -9/+2Like it was my fault her house is burning.. phsstt -- BACK TO THE MARSHMALLOWS BOYS!
- Pstall, on 07/17/2008, -1/+10I don't think you get it? Its not their bon fire that caused the house fire... its funny because they showed up to her burning house with marsh-mellows on sticks.... - Capt. Obvious.
- faceless323, on 07/17/2008, -0/+6==whoosh==
- tian2992, on 07/17/2008, -5/+450I am quite sure this is not an Image...
- gymbrall, on 07/17/2008, -3/+41This is a new Firefox 3 feature, automatic image OCR followed by markup and css generation. Pictures that don't have text in them become stories, novels, poetry (you should read Natalie Portman or Rachel Weiss), or in the case of images of Brtiney Spears, a divorce settlement.
- LoudMusic, on 07/17/2008, -3/+84Yes, true. However, it paints an image in your MIND. And that image, it is priceless.
- cgibbo, on 07/17/2008, -9/+0Jealousy is a green-eyed monster.
- tuh2, on 07/17/2008, -10/+101Old enough?
- legendxx, on 07/17/2008, -0/+8Atleast 4 years
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.bash.org/? ... - logload, on 07/17/2008, -1/+6yeah this is way old... it's great but, buried...
- NeedzABetterSN, on 07/17/2008, -1/+4Buried - Old.
- yellowfish04, on 07/17/2008, -0/+34 years? this is at least 7 or 8
- hermslice, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2you are all wrong, its 10 years old, infact i wrote it. right after i invented the internet. and YOUR MOM
- iChainsaw, on 07/17/2008, -0/+1I remember this being forwarded to me a LONG time ago.
- ligyron, on 07/17/2008, -2/+2176 comments. is there really that much to be said about a ***** quote?
- NoDisk, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1You thought so.
- rjc309, on 07/17/2008, -2/+1Old for some maybe. I've never seen it so I'm glad it made the front page.
- Gizza, on 07/18/2008, -0/+4I find it hard to believe that anyone who frequents digg hasn't already read the top 200 of bash.org. 3 times over.
- darkknightita, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1OLD AS HELL
- legendxx, on 07/17/2008, -0/+8Atleast 4 years
- thielen24, on 07/17/2008, -15/+3Reddit front page yesterday night...
- Wesside, on 07/17/2008, -3/+11If its such a big deal that its from Reddit, why dont you just keep your ass there instead of coming here just to proclaim that it was on Reddit yesterday?
Ever think that not everyone in the world has enough time to check multiple sites for content?- franklymister, on 07/17/2008, -6/+4"keep your ass there instead of coming here"
What do you think this is, separate countries? You can get from Reddit to Digg in one click.
Kind of beside the point having two different sites if Digg is just going to be a prettier, one day late version of Reddit.
- franklymister, on 07/17/2008, -6/+4"keep your ass there instead of coming here"
- redhitman, on 07/17/2008, -0/+9You know, it gets really annoying when people say that Digg's front page stories are just copies from Reddit. If you like Reddit so much and if it's so much better, why don't go over there and leave the Diggin' to us and you can do your Redditing or whatever the ***** they call it.
And if someone says anything along the lines of, "Without Reddit, Digg wouldn't have any strories," why don't you go ponder this: Digg was the first social news website, therefore Reddit copied Digg, therefore, ***** YOU!
kthxbye- BoneheadFarker, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2Actually...Digg might have been the first social news website that was designed as one from the start. But there have been others before it. I was a part of one before joining Digg. Can you guess which one it is and why I don't visit it anymore?
- BoneheadFarker, on 07/17/2008, -0/+7That's nice...if I ever actually used Reddit...
- Loonacy, on 07/17/2008, -0/+11bash.org top 100 for the past 5 years. Reddit's so slow.
- Wesside, on 07/17/2008, -3/+11If its such a big deal that its from Reddit, why dont you just keep your ass there instead of coming here just to proclaim that it was on Reddit yesterday?
- donshi, on 07/17/2008, -8/+190We didn't start the fire, It was always burning since the worlds been turning
Yeah, now it's stuck in your head too.- bjornski, on 07/17/2008, -0/+17That's mean.
But funny. - Cronikeys, on 07/17/2008, -2/+28Ryan started the fire!
- brandonelliott, on 07/17/2008, -0/+6No we didnt light it, but we tried to fight it
- yohnstoppable, on 07/17/2008, -2/+34You son of a bitch
"la la lala lala, la lala lala"
There. Enjoy the smurf theme, ***** :D- Swarms, on 07/17/2008, -0/+18You dick.
- LoudMusic, on 07/17/2008, -0/+15Your soul has the consistency of tar and is surrounded by a thick dark smoke.
Evil, evil, person. - armakaryk, on 07/17/2008, -0/+11Harry Truman, Dorris Day
Red China, Johnny Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell
Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthey, Richard Nixon
Studebaker, Television
South Korea, North Korea
Marlyn Monroe
Come on, you all know the words! - Lythium, on 07/17/2008, -1/+4I hate you all -.-
- completerobot, on 07/17/2008, -2/+1SPACE MONKEY MAFIA
- leitey, on 07/17/2008, -2/+0Lawrence of Arabia
- gallus, on 07/18/2008, -0/+0yes.
- str1fe, on 07/17/2008, -5/+33We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Chorus:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
(Chorus)
give you up. give you up
give you up, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, five you up
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
(Chorus x3)- jon30041, on 07/17/2008, -0/+17... I just got rick roll'd via text, didn't I?
You dick. Well played.
- jon30041, on 07/17/2008, -0/+17... I just got rick roll'd via text, didn't I?
- kinseyincanada, on 07/17/2008, -1/+4***** that actually works, also here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=pKu2QaytmrM
- danro, on 07/18/2008, -0/+5Did you just start the new "rick roll"? I swear to god that if in a week every time I click a link I get "We Didn't Start the Fire" I'm going to push you off a building!
- bjornski, on 07/17/2008, -0/+17That's mean.
- goldfenix, on 07/17/2008, -12/+304Older than Jesus and WHY IS THIS SUBMITTED TO IMAGES?!?
- iamnobody8614, on 07/17/2008, -1/+14I dunno, Jesus is pretty old: http://calvinlawson.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/je ...
- vodkataime, on 07/18/2008, -0/+2That's so badass.
- GreatWhiteShaky, on 07/17/2008, -6/+1It's a screen shot/print screen and is therefore an image.
- morninglorii, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5Unless I'm missing something, you just failed the internet :( try selecting the text.
- euphioquestion, on 07/18/2008, -4/+0I dunno. Jesus is... was... is... only 32.
- intense321, on 07/18/2008, -1/+1S'mores were invented in 1929. Jesus is definitely older.
- iamnobody8614, on 07/17/2008, -1/+14I dunno, Jesus is pretty old: http://calvinlawson.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/je ...
- MuffinFlavored, on 07/17/2008, -9/+57This is very old.
- yertthedigger, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3Old Police!
But Seriously, this is very, very old. - msimeth, on 07/17/2008, -1/+1Yeah, it was in Reader's Digest years ago.
- yertthedigger, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3Old Police!
- bsolidgold, on 07/17/2008, -10/+3They 'here' the fire truck?
- yayintertubes, on 07/17/2008, -0/+1spelling/grammar/etc.. is not required on IRC. It's the only place you can get away with it.
- Novamaster0, on 07/17/2008, -5/+14Bash on Digg's front page what is this Bizzaro World?
- Acglaphotis, on 07/17/2008, -0/+7ggiD.
- SugarCoatedSalt, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1*X files theme song*
- Identity4, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1What happens in Bizzaro World, STAYS in Bizzaro World..
- channelx, on 07/17/2008, -8/+3If that's true then that's terrible!
- cricketsymphony, on 07/17/2008, -1/+9story of the internet
- computerusr, on 07/18/2008, -1/+1It's not true though. If you ever had a house in your neighborhood catch on fire you would know why, immediately.
- DrummerAndrew, on 07/17/2008, -0/+20I hate my neighbors because of a similar reason. We were having a fire and they called the fire department. They were doing it just to be assholes since we were having some people over. They never called before when we had a fire, and haven't since. Douchebags did it just to ruin our fun.
- ZombieTraveller, on 07/17/2008, -0/+4mmm tasty memories charred into every gooey bite
- XenoSNK, on 07/17/2008, -0/+6Infinite opportunities to get front page are now possible.
- cesclaveria, on 07/17/2008, -0/+1lets just post http://bash.org/?random1 and leave it there.
- PsychoNavigator, on 07/17/2008, -9/+124...And a new wave of diggers have found a veritable treasure trove of ***** to regurgitate...
***** me, i've been to the end of the internet, and all Digg is anymore is like a slideshow rehashing it all while on my journey back.- cesclaveria, on 07/17/2008, -0/+21next one will be a bloodninja quote...
- str1fe, on 07/17/2008, -0/+12HARRRRRRR!
- VgRasta, on 07/17/2008, -0/+17I put on my robe and wizard hat.
- JasonHaley, on 07/17/2008, -0/+9You can't rush good pizza.
- RobotLeAwesome, on 07/17/2008, -0/+13all your base are belong to us
- beahmad, on 07/17/2008, -4/+12isn't that what digg is for? digg is not an original content site, so why would you expect to discover original content on it?
what was the end of the internet like? was it a really cool 404 error?- PsychoNavigator, on 07/17/2008, -0/+4Ever seen The Thirteenth Floor? It's kinda like that.
- akoostik, on 07/17/2008, -1/+14at least us new diggers have people like you to tell us how old things are! thank you so much!
- PsychoNavigator, on 07/17/2008, -1/+2Irony is, i didn't rely on digg to find ***** for me.
- hermslice, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2i don't ether, it just give it away for free, digg is so kind!!
- pablo82, on 07/17/2008, -1/+2There is a simple solution to your problem. It involves not visiting Digg.
- MuskokasFinest, on 07/18/2008, -0/+3OMG GUYS!!! HAVE YOU SEEN THISS!!!!!???
SO CUTE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38vTNvbM6g - innocentsinner, on 07/18/2008, -0/+18-bit theater! Strongbad e-mails! Star Wars kid! Numa Numa! Bonsai Kitten! Black People Love Us!
- cesclaveria, on 07/17/2008, -0/+21next one will be a bloodninja quote...
- m3mn0n, on 07/17/2008, -8/+1dugg for bash.org
- br0pbr0p, on 07/17/2008, -6/+31This is seriously old. Funny but very old. I must have read this a good 2-3 years ago minimum.
- suwoo244, on 07/17/2008, -21/+41Old.
Not funny.
Not an image.
What else?- sysop073, on 07/17/2008, -1/+3This really was an impressive box of failure, the only thing left would be if it were a dup
- RobotLeAwesome, on 07/17/2008, -3/+7Old.
Not funny.
Not an image.
What else? - HumanGlitch, on 07/17/2008, -1/+7Mold.
Yet funny.
Not an anteater.
Where else?- sneybad, on 07/18/2008, -1/+4Cold.
Yet Sunny.
Hot 'n sweaty.
What smells?
- sneybad, on 07/18/2008, -1/+4Cold.
- smokinaces46, on 07/17/2008, -3/+33Collection of the top bash quotes found here:
http://www.bash.org/?top1
http://www.bash.org/?top2
Good stuff~- bearcat8543, on 07/17/2008, -0/+10i just spent a good hour reading all those. hilarious.
- smaskat, on 07/17/2008, -2/+2I love the hunter2 one... wait... is that coming up as ********* cause that is really my password.
- bearcat8543, on 07/17/2008, -0/+10i just spent a good hour reading all those. hilarious.
- candidkiss, on 07/17/2008, -1/+2This is on the top 200 list. There are much funnier ones on there. Try looking for the one about a job application or the one about playing Pong....hilarious.
- antiorblkflag9, on 07/17/2008, -2/+1Reminds of Greg Geraldo:
What has to be going on in your life to stop you from thinking about food. Oh my God, my house is on fire....ah! Marshmallows. - spleeyah, on 07/17/2008, -4/+2Not an image.
- xpinchx, on 07/17/2008, -3/+16I remember reading this literally about 7-8 years ago.
- Alfonzo, on 07/17/2008, -3/+4 And on Reddit yesterday . . . .
- hhmmm, on 07/17/2008, -0/+15try reading it figuratively
- legendxx, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.bash.org/? ...
Says Aug 2004.. but I also seem to remember it seeing earlier than that.- xpinchx, on 07/18/2008, -0/+1Yeah it definitely goes back further. QDB dates back to 1999, but I don't know if QDB was around before bash. But I know I was mainly into IRC (and bash.org) when I was about 15-16 and I'm 22 now.
- bpoteat, on 07/17/2008, -5/+4you have an amazing memory.
researchers should do tests on you to figure out why you're so much better than everyone else.
- Rotzooi, on 07/17/2008, -1/+8Older than the earth itself.
- Sonof8Bits, on 07/17/2008, -7/+2/comment-graveyard
Can we? please?- Acglaphotis, on 07/17/2008, -1/+2***** the bury brigade. Those assholes can go make graveyards at divinecaroline articles.
- iatebabies, on 07/17/2008, -0/+27bash, wow, taking me back to 2005 before the youtube.
- Lythium, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3True enough, but in all fairness Bash makes me laugh three times as often as YouTube.
- RobotLeAwesome, on 07/17/2008, -1/+11***** YOU.
oh, sorry typo
I meant,
I agree.
The damn keys are all just so close to each other.
- RobotLeAwesome, on 07/17/2008, -1/+11***** YOU.
- Lythium, on 07/17/2008, -0/+3True enough, but in all fairness Bash makes me laugh three times as often as YouTube.
- BlueSkyfish, on 07/17/2008, -3/+32It was said best by kingslayer when it was submitted to Reddit yesterday:
"Is this honestly all it takes to get to the reddit front page? I should submit this one:
ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an *****
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK *****
Oh my God, yes! Karma, here I come! Or maybe this one:
hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works
completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
Oh my God, yes, no one's ever read that one! Internet fame and fortune is just a click away! I could even submit this one:
what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?
Right, guys? Right? Because, you know, the Top 100 page on Bash is just filled with fresh material!- Acglaphotis, on 07/17/2008, -1/+13HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK ***** it's older than the known universe.
- FredFredrickson, on 07/17/2008, -1/+9"...and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us."
You herd it hear first!- RobotLeAwesome, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2spy is sappin' mah sentry.
- icdapoakr, on 07/17/2008, -2/+16#23601 +(13780)- [X]
what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?
hahah that's great - stealthc, on 07/17/2008, -1/+5Old? Of course.
But still funny. - kraetos, on 07/17/2008, -0/+8http://www.bash.org/?top
Can't Digg and Reddit just go there and read these? Or is that too much to ask?- TheMightyDane, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2"#23601 +(13781)- [X]
what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?"
Freaking amazing ! :D
- TheMightyDane, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2"#23601 +(13781)- [X]
- combatgoose, on 07/17/2008, -1/+6Posting antiquated funnies to try and get your 15 minutes of digg fame.
FOR SHAME. - quakken, on 07/17/2008, -0/+25Screw it-
he was dressed as a big ***** devil
like, HUGE costume
8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
at some anime con in california
they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
he's riding the elevator down to the con space
doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice - jabberwocky360, on 07/17/2008, -2/+11That is like 56k shotgun modem technology old.
- eSentrik, on 07/17/2008, -3/+5Dugg for bash.
- scolasanti, on 07/17/2008, -5/+0i would have cooked my smore off their buring house.
- marktheshark, on 07/17/2008, -1/+1you should see the number of people with marshmallows in california during the fire season.
- se7ensaint, on 07/17/2008, -2/+0that's classic!
- vpshockwave, on 07/17/2008, -1/+8You know the quote that got ranked right next to this one?
I put on my robe and wizard hat. - highps3, on 07/17/2008, -4/+2Thats pretty funny!
- sydsampat, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2this is great.
why do such things make it to the front page - y0urcl0ne, on 07/17/2008, -3/+25buried for being old.
Can we submit bash quotes now? I'm pretty sure you could get front page by submitting almost any of them.- tama00, on 07/17/2008, -0/+5*runs to bash.org to submit every single top 100 quote then sits back to watch the mayham*
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