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If you could gain any sense, what would it be? (COMIC)

qwantz.com — Just be ready to defend your choice...at any cost :)

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  • Junior612, on 09/30/2008, -21/+6If I could gain any cents it would go straight into my piggy bank so I can afford shoelace soup during the depression.
    • russ3, on 10/01/2008, -1/+7Take your politics out of the entertainment section. We are here to forget, or at least be distracted.
    • Puffles, on 10/01/2008, -1/+4Worst pun ever.
  • csl5049, on 09/30/2008, -4/+141Is it just me or does the T-rex appear to be doing the dance to Thriller throughout this comic?
    • AmyVernon, on 09/30/2008, -1/+17It is not just you.
    • michaee, on 09/30/2008, -15/+5It's just you two...
      • Dystisis, on 10/01/2008, -2/+7It's just you. Who does not see it.
    • InfinitySnatch, on 10/01/2008, -0/+83Holy *****. He's doing it in EVERY comic! Anyone else notice this?
      • Dystisis, on 10/01/2008, -2/+14Hot damn, I think you are on to something here.

        This reminds me of that time when I ate a biscuit and when I shat it out it was in the shape of Pi. Not the symbol for Pi, the first 7 digits. It was a large biscuit.
      • sagien, on 10/01/2008, -3/+1Dinosaur comics have been around for at least half a decade. You people live in a cave..

        That's right. Digg me down.
    • RgyaGramShad, on 10/01/2008, -0/+7You know it's thriller!
  • Fishn2, on 09/30/2008, -13/+6I wish I was friends with Hitler.
    • rudern, on 10/01/2008, -0/+8shana tovah to you too
    • radsprack, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2I wish I was friends with Good Hitler. Maybe he'd give me some sweet spy gear.
      • burjzyntski, on 10/01/2008, -1/+0or maybe a volkswagon or some crazy-good drawings/sketches/paintings...
      • Gleemonex, on 10/01/2008, -0/+0Wait. Ray Romano Good Hitler or Willem Dafoe Good Hitler?
      • radsprack, on 10/02/2008, -0/+1Willem Dafoe is a much better Good Hitler than Ray Ramano.
  • SethEllis, on 09/30/2008, -15/+1Risk is part of freedom, and by protecting my friends from all possible danger I stunt their growth and become the signle greatest threat to thier own self realization.
    • fxu1989, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1Yes... we read that in the comic.
    • Acglaphotis, on 10/01/2008, -0/+5Wow, I wasn't getting any sleep without knowin if you could read and type what a comic said. Huge thanks.
  • IAmTheGuy, on 10/01/2008, -0/+147Dinosaur comics on the front page?! What a day!
    • Acglaphotis, on 10/01/2008, -1/+18It was just on reddit, and this is mrbabyman (I'm not bashing him, just saying).
    • Jordan117, on 10/01/2008, -0/+5Today is a good day I think for pointing out the awesomeness of Dinosaur Comics.
  • paranoiabacon, on 10/01/2008, -2/+19Must not be a Monday, Wednesday, or Friday.
    • drakenlot, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1Funny, at least in North America, it IS wednesday.
  • ahawks, on 10/01/2008, -2/+54Dugg for Qwantz. :)
    • aenima987, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1So....What would you guys like for a power?
      I call X-ray vision.
  • brown2hm, on 10/01/2008, -2/+33Dinosaur comics is fantastic, I'm surprised it hasn't shown up on digg very much.
  • Atomic05, on 10/01/2008, -2/+24Ah, Qwantz. The thinking man's comic.

    Also, mind reading would be sweet.
  • Emnys, on 10/01/2008, -3/+21Dugg for "Reverse Godwin"
  • riskybeats, on 10/01/2008, -6/+1Wait wait wait... Where's the stable master, Jesus?
  • nerdherder, on 10/01/2008, -5/+10There is an unnecessary question mark at the end?

    But I love how he stomps on houses and people throughout the comic.
  • drbadass, on 10/01/2008, -5/+12it's nice to see comics like this and PBF hitting the front page instead of that other one that won't be named. maybe PA will make it soon!
    • elmuerte17, on 10/01/2008, -1/+2perry bible fellowship? they haven't had a new one for a long time...
  • HurricaneDitka1, on 10/01/2008, -4/+1You know who else wanted talking dinosaurs?
  • skubiszm, on 10/01/2008, -2/+9Future sight would kick ass. I would just play poker and blackjack like the dude in Next.
    • GothAlice, on 10/01/2008, -0/+5Horse races. Stock markets. The potential for profit would be amazing.

      And how could they prove it? :P
    • Puffles, on 10/01/2008, -0/+4Actually, you could just look at one day's worth of future horse race results, and find the exacta that pays out the most, then put all your money on it. You'd probably get 500:1 odds. Do this a couple times a year, and you're set.
    • necromancer, on 10/01/2008, -0/+3Um... not to be obvious guys, but how about the lottery.
      • drakenlot, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1That only works if the payout amount is large, like this week's 35 mil for Ontario Lotto.

        Normally, it's around 5-10, those times horse races would be a better payout.

        Then again, paying $10 to win 5 mil is a large profit margin, so I'm just talking out of my ass.
      • CarStan, on 10/02/2008, -0/+1How about winning the lottery and THEN investing the ~10mill. in stocks. SHort term investments, taking advantage of big bumpslike yesterdays
    • Puffles, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1The lottery is boring. Horse racing FTW.
  • Chainheart2, on 10/01/2008, -2/+7Being able to see the future and then being able to change it never really made sense to me.. you're not seeing the future if you can change it; and if you can't, then it will inevitably happen.. like Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen or the outcome of 12 Monkeys
    • Setari, on 10/01/2008, -0/+4To be fair, Dr. Manhattan doesn't really see time in a linear fashion. At least, that's the impression I got from reading it. For him, everything is happening all the time. Past and future become irrelevant terms.
      • Chainheart2, on 10/01/2008, -0/+3I agree - but my point was that if the future were able to be told, then why wouldn't the time line that would actually happen not be seen instead of the one that didn't? You're not telling the future accurately if you can change it. And this was Dr. Manhattan's situation - he told it accurately and nothing could be done.
      • Setari, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1Ah, I see what you're saying. My comment was more of an aside, but I do understand what you meant now, and I agree.
    • EmperorAwesome, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1But what if this ability manifested itself as an extreme sensitivity to probabilities? While a person walking in front of a bus could get hit or have all his molecules miss those of the bus, the most likely situation could be seen. In conclusion, future sight would be totally bitchin.
  • mysn239, on 10/01/2008, -6/+4REPTAR RETURNS
  • Kohaxx, on 10/01/2008, -3/+4Seeing ten seconds into the future while everyone else can only see the present could make for some hilarious conversation.
  • trogdoor, on 10/01/2008, -2/+16I can predict the future, I predict that the same illustration will be used for the next comic on qwantz.com.
    • pistonhonda, on 10/01/2008, -0/+7Watch the next comic use a radically different template.
    • JoshuaGross, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2The pattern has been broken before!
      But only a handful of times in how many years.
  • BingoPower, on 10/01/2008, -14/+3*yawn*

    Next lame cartoon, please.
  • dougwastaken, on 10/01/2008, -2/+5get an account with stumbleupon if you're submitting just the front page of awesome sites, mr.babydouche.
  • motbob, on 10/01/2008, -2/+11The comic before is probably funnier:
    http://www.qwantz.com/archive/001314.html
    • MarshalBanana, on 10/01/2008, -0/+11Well, read it so you know for sure.
    • charters14, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1Agreed, that was funny, I would love to see more of that Thriller-dancing, philosophical T-Rex...Classic
  • roeh, on 10/01/2008, -10/+1These comic series are posted by some Digger or another - all the time AND IT IS NOT EVEN MILDLY HUMOROUS! STOP
  • JoshuaGross, on 10/01/2008, -1/+34This is the first time I have EVER seen Qwantz on digg, much less the front page.
    Here's to many more!
  • stealthc, on 10/01/2008, -3/+2Second to last panel, T-Rex expresses my feelings about Henry Paulson's bailout proposal.
  • welliwonder, on 10/01/2008, -8/+2I'm not reading all that *****, buried.
  • EagleTG, on 10/01/2008, -8/+4Dang, I wish I had future sight, I wouldn't have clicked on this link.
  • dogfood, on 10/01/2008, -2/+5That was actually pretty good compared to most of the stick figure / 8 bit / mspaint comics that get onto the front page these days.

    /commence hating.
  • infinityredux, on 10/01/2008, -0/+10This is my favourite Dinosaur comic:

    http://www.qwantz.com/archive/000096.html
  • montanask8, on 10/01/2008, -1/+3You already have 48 perceptions compared to the like 8 that were all told we have... its not just olfactory and tactile. Its been tested and there is a whole lot more!
  • GoKings, on 10/01/2008, -2/+9I don't know how he does it, but these comics are absolutely hilarious, despite it being the same exact 4 images every time.
    • tylerni7, on 10/01/2008, -0/+3You can't count, but I dug you up anyways.
    • NoozeHound, on 10/01/2008, -1/+1You are very generous with your absolutely hilarious. I must introduce you to the Big Book of Jokes.
  • acman54321, on 10/01/2008, -1/+0Does anyone else think this has to do with the recent bailout proposal?
  • scoottie, on 10/01/2008, -1/+1is "common" a sense. if so can i give that to all politicians
  • DigitalHippie73, on 10/01/2008, -0/+3Why is there a question mark at the end of the last statement? That confuses me. Buried for causing me mental anguish.
  • CrushThemTorg, on 10/01/2008, -1/+2I love Qwantz, but I stopped reading after the one about gender rolls to prevent the chance that they might one day write something more clever.
  • bpm2000, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2this might be my favorite dinosaur comic ever
  • morninglorii, on 10/01/2008, -0/+7I love reading all the comments from people who've never seen Qwantz before.
  • mediaspree, on 10/01/2008, -4/+1That..wasn't very funny.
  • tw3nz0r, on 10/01/2008, -1/+1Dinosaurs were around 4000 years ago.
  • YeahMan, on 10/01/2008, -0/+3I can't believe Qwantz got to the front page. I was pleasantly surprised :)
    • NoozeHound, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1Erm - Don't think Quantz -please check submitter, then reconsider. A change of icon seems to have done him wonders.
  • ericthesalmon, on 10/01/2008, -0/+5When I check qwantz I like to use http://chewbac.ca
    Most things can be improved with wookiees.
  • frozensnake, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1why is there a question mark at the end of his last sentence?
  • bagboyrebel, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1how long until everyone hates this one?
  • RaynOfDarkness, on 10/01/2008, -0/+0First Sinfest, now Qwantz?!

    What a day for webcomics!
  • NeoCortex, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1Seeing as how this is the internet, the first choice fir most people should be "common" sense.
  • metaliq, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1I didn't see the ending coming. So it made me honestly laugh.

    Props for that'n.
  • Jordan117, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2Protip for Greasemonkey users who read Dinosaur Comics: This script will display the "bonus" information each comic contains, like the Alt-text, the RSS title, and the email header, right below every comic.

    http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/10755

    (And for those of you who didn't know about these extra comics, well, enjoy compulsively re-reading every single comic from the beginning. You know you want to...)
  • AshsToAshs, on 10/01/2008, -1/+1Qwantz on digg. And its actually getting dugg up!
    Im starting to gain some respect for diggers.... some
    • NoozeHound, on 10/01/2008, -0/+1Then what you are really doing is paying respect to MBM's 'friends' who would have been told to digg this. You know where to sign up.
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