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- aereaus, on 09/06/2008, -178/+159Love it! Perfect for a religion that is a cannibalistic death cult.
- themastersb, on 09/07/2008, -19/+60The religion of Zombie Jesus?
- vuzman, on 09/07/2008, -20/+36No, mere christianity...
- norman619, on 09/07/2008, -7/+17I take it you've never watched worshipers receiving their communion have you? They drink red wine which is symbolic of the blood of Christ. Then they are given little wafers to eat which symbolize the flesh of Christ. So they are symbolically devouring the body of Jesus Christ. O_o?! I always found this ritual pretty damn disturbing. Out of 7 kids I was the only one baptized and the only one who doesn't believe the religion. Funny how that worked out eh?
- DonTazeMeBro, on 09/07/2008, -7/+2norman619, please see my post 3 thread blocks down.
- StultusJuventus, on 09/07/2008, -29/+40To those digging his comment down, how is aereaus wrong whatsoever?
- Albumen, on 09/07/2008, -38/+7Technically not a cult
- mattlohkamp, on 09/07/2008, -30/+44Uh, because christianity isn't cannibalistic or a death cult.
- norman619, on 09/07/2008, -14/+22mattlohkamp:
See my comment above. It's a selective cannibalistic cult. They only seek to devour the human son of their god. - Phyraxus, on 09/07/2008, -12/+34Technically, all religions are cults.
- CATSCEO2, on 09/07/2008, -8/+9Also, you don't need to be such an ass.
- Sepeteus, on 09/07/2008, -11/+5Because it's a mushroom cult.
- r3negadeX, on 09/07/2008, -6/+15Last time I checked, Christians don't eat other human beings.
But I'm not a Christian, so I could, you know, be wrong about that. - mattlohkamp, on 09/07/2008, -7/+10you're missing the point - he's god incarnated as a human, but he's still god - so it's not cannibalism, because he's not really one of them.
Also, it's fairly allegorical, not literal, although I will admit that depends on which denomination you're looking at. - rl41, on 09/07/2008, -15/+7Biggest difference between a religion and a cult is what they do for others. Many churches are active in helping charities and such, cults on the other hand just take take take.
- aptanalogy, on 09/07/2008, -4/+13The difference between a religion and a cult is the size of the organization.
From Wikipedia: ""Cult" typically refers to a cohesive social group devoted to beliefs or practices that the surrounding population considers to be outside the mainstream."
That is, if the beliefs and practices ever were to become mainstream, then that particular cult would become a religion. - norman619, on 09/07/2008, -5/+4Mattloh:
Well it depends on the flavor of Christianity you go with. Most of them believe Jesus is the son of God not God in the flesh. They call him the son of God for a reason. Even in the bible Jesus is supposed to talk to God. Those who believe Jesus was God must also believe God liked to talk to himself quite a bit in times of stress and doubt. In the generally accepted version God sacrificed his only son, not himself, so that we could be "saved." Look it up. There are two major groups of Christians. One believes as you seem to that Jesus was God and the other that follow the bible and say Jesus was his son. My head just hurts thinking about all the contradictions and various interpretations. Anyway there you have it. So yes when they symbolically eat the body and drink the blood of Jesus that makes them symbolically cannibals since the son of God was supposed to be human like the rest of us. - norman619, on 09/07/2008, -3/+3aptanalogy:
What defenition of cult are you working from? The one I am working with is the one from the dictionary and it is as follows:
cult – noun
1. a particular system of religious worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies.
2. an instance of great veneration of a person, ideal, or thing, esp. as manifested by a body of admirers: the physical fitness cult.
3. the object of such devotion.
4. a group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc.
5. Sociology. a group having a sacred ideology and a set of rites centering around their sacred symbols.
6. a religion or sect considered to be false, unorthodox, or extremist, with members often living outside of conventional society under the direction of a charismatic leader.
7. the members of such a religion or sect.
8. any system for treating human sickness that originated by a person usually claiming to have sole insight into the nature of disease, and that employs methods regarded as unorthodox or unscientific.
–adjective
9. of or pertaining to a cult.
10. of, for, or attracting a small group of devotees: a cult movie. - mattlohkamp, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1@norman619 - it's true, there are groups that actually think that the sacraments are miraculously converted into jesus' actual body and blood during communion - but I wouldn't say that's the norm. As for the rest, there is a pretty significant difference between symbolic cannibals and actual cannibals - even when during the last supper, when jesus passes around the bread and wine and says, "this is my body, this is my blood," it was pretty obviously allegorical.
And no, I don't believe in any of it - I honestly think it's stuff people made up because they're afraid to face their own mortality. But I did grow up with christian parents, so I know a few things. - aereaus, on 09/10/2008, -0/+0Man...Minus seventeen diggs for a very true statement. *****'n Xtians!
Christianity believes that the bread and wine are turned into flesh and blood. That's cannibalism, pure and simple. Also any religion can be called a cult by definition. Death cult... YES! If your beliefs make the Earth a temporary place that can be destroyed because the afterlife is all that matters, then you belong to a Death Cult!
- mattgee725, on 09/07/2008, -21/+6Please digg this back up.
- DonTazeMeBro, on 09/07/2008, -18/+5By eating the bread, one has to believe that a human priest has the power to force God to descend on to the altar, and that He comes when called, as many times as needed.
After this, one has to believe that God remains at the servitude and disposal of human hands, since they can move Him as they please, from one place to another and even lock him up in the tabernacle. The fact that the Catholic church does this does not mean they are correct, and is a distorted view of the truth.
John 6:35 Then Jesus declared, "I am the bread of life. He who comes to me will never go hungry, and he who believes in me will never be thirsty. 36But as I told you, you have seen me and still you do not believe."
Jeremiah 44:19 And when we burned incense to the queen of heaven, and poured out drink offerings unto her, did we make her cakes to worship her, and pour out drink offerings unto her, without our men?
Are Christians supposed to worship the created ( idolatry ) or worship the creator? To admit that human hands can create the existance of Jesus's body / blood would mean to worship the created, and not the creator.
If you'd like to learn more, just go here ( note, I'm not advertising in any way, there aren't even ads ):
http://www.remnantofgod.org/WithHim.htm- norman619, on 09/07/2008, -2/+2It sounds like more dogma to me.
- themastersb, on 09/07/2008, -19/+60The religion of Zombie Jesus?
- shto, on 09/06/2008, -63/+21missing one apostle?
- ronzed, on 09/07/2008, -6/+44He's actually there, under the leg of Christ, pointing towards the viewer.
- logload, on 09/07/2008, -2/+14which adds to the creepiness
- MelroseMan, on 09/08/2008, -0/+4I shat myself.
- twiztidsinz, on 09/08/2008, -1/+1In soviet russia, bricks shat you.
- kevlar21, on 09/07/2008, -8/+10missing the point
- yojiffyskippy, on 09/07/2008, -2/+7appetizer
- Laramas, on 09/07/2008, -0/+8I'm sure Judas is hanging around somewhere.
- Slayer166, on 09/08/2008, -0/+2What are you talking about? He is in all of the other zombies' stomachs so technically he is there..
- ronzed, on 09/07/2008, -6/+44He's actually there, under the leg of Christ, pointing towards the viewer.
- atk124, on 09/06/2008, -52/+292"Those who eat my flesh and drink my blood dwell in me, says the lord."
-A chant during communion in an episcopal church.- vkiperman, on 09/07/2008, -35/+126Christianity is so weird-
- Escmymind, on 09/07/2008, -9/+20Amen XD
- jakeshdaddy, on 09/07/2008, -8/+25I think George A. Romero traveled back in time to draft the bible...
- Phyraxus, on 09/07/2008, -5/+11That explains why it sucks and everyone died in the end.
- michias, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1That was Hamlet.
- epmc, on 09/07/2008, -8/+90Sacrilicious
- Trublmakr, on 09/08/2008, -3/+3So,..
- Swipecat, on 09/07/2008, -16/+79"Braaaaaaiinnsss" said the lord.
- apothekari, on 09/07/2008, -2/+13"Braaaaaaiinnsss" sayeth the lord.
- Trax91, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1saith
- commenter01, on 09/07/2008, -10/+8See, they got it the other way around: If i eat you, you're the one dwelling in me. And later in my toilet.
- drizzlelicious, on 09/07/2008, -36/+68Bashing a religion by misinterpreting figurative language. Brilliant
- aud24, on 09/07/2008, -20/+6I wish I would have said that- perfectly put- thank you- brilliant :-)
- TheMoniker, on 09/07/2008, -10/+49Many churches and churchgoers do actually believe and promote the view that the transubstantiation of the Eucharist is literal: you do end up with Jesus parts in your tummy, the only difference is that the substance changes (substance is that which makes something what it is, loosely--as opposed to it being a physical direct physical change). It's corny metaphysics, but the end result is Jesus in your belly.
From the council of Trent: anathema is the penalty for anyone that "denieth, that, in the sacrament of the most holy Eucharist, are contained truly, really, and substantially, the body and blood together with the soul and divinity of our Lord Jesus Christ, and consequently the whole Christ; but saith that He is only therein as in a sign, or in figure, or virtue" and anyone who "saith, that, in the sacred and holy sacrament of the Eucharist, the substance of the bread and wine remains conjointly with the body and blood of our Lord Jesus Christ, and denieth that wonderful and singular conversion of the whole substance of the bread into the Body, and of the whole substance of the wine into the Blood - the species only of the bread and wine remaining - which conversion indeed the Catholic Church most aptly calls Transubstantiation"
So, whatever you want to say about it, to many of the devout, it is anything but figurative. - Stroggoth, on 09/07/2008, -12/+26>Bashing a religion by misinterpreting figurative language. Brilliant
Explain the misinterpretation. The eucharest is the consumption of the body of Jesus, literally. You bless the wine and food, and eat it as the body of Jesus. You are clueless if you don't understand this part of the Anglican sacraments. - Phyraxus, on 09/07/2008, -8/+25Wait... how exactly are we supposed to interpret the bible? Which one sect got it right?
- PrometheusBorn, on 09/07/2008, -7/+18: It's corny metaphysics, but the end result is Jesus in your belly.
Yummy yummy yummy I've got Christ in my tummy....
I think it would make a bumper sticker. Very catchy. - jsaya, on 09/07/2008, -2/+4Related, here is some reasoning as to why the Lord’s Evening Meal is symbolic - http://digg.com/comedy/Christiantity_Finally_Expla ...
- H4adF1sh, on 09/07/2008, -7/+11bashing a religion. because. christianity. is. *****. crazy.
- yaddayaddayoda, on 09/08/2008, -2/+3"Get in my belly!"
-Fat Bastard - tas08, on 09/08/2008, -4/+2"Wait... how exactly are we supposed to interpret the bible? Which one sect got it right?"
I'd have to go with the one that wrote it. Roman Catholicism. *shrugs* - RobotBuddha, on 09/08/2008, -0/+4Apparently you weren't around during the whole "They kidnapped Jesus via a cracker!" fiasco.
- Gartland32, on 09/08/2008, -1/+1Who are you to say its figurative?
- enantiodromia, on 09/08/2008, -0/+3how come sometimes the Bible is figurative, and sometimes it's historical fact?
- gullyben, on 09/08/2008, -0/+2"how come sometimes the Bible is figurative, and sometimes it's historical fact?"
because it's a collection of a bunch of different texts from different times from different authors about different things...sometime history and sometimes parables and sometimes rumors and sometimes ***** someone made up... - kashk5, on 09/08/2008, -1/+5"Wait... how exactly are we supposed to interpret the bible? Which one sect got it right?"
That would be the Mormons
- aud24, on 09/07/2008, -37/+14This took my mood from bad to worse... I hate this world, but God in His infinite wisdom still loves it... Whoever came up with this disgusting picture- may He have mercy on your soul- go ahead and bury my comment- I am ashamed that I even acknowledged this disgusting picture.
- Soniti, on 09/07/2008, -25/+7I pretty much agree. That ***** is ***** up.
- Stroggoth, on 09/07/2008, -12/+4It's nothing compared to what is happening to your dead relatives in hell. If you think this picture is bad, wait until you see those.
- headzoo, on 09/07/2008, -6/+17If you do believe in God, then he created the person that created this picture. So who's really to blame here?
- Stroggoth, on 09/07/2008, -5/+16>I hate this world, but God in His infinite wisdom still loves it
Er, so sending people to hell for an eternity is infinitely wise and caring? When the "crime" might be as simple as stealing a chocolate bar? Yeah, that's really infinitely wise.
It also sounds like you are saying you hate God's creation. That should easily be enough to send you to hell. - aud24, on 09/07/2008, -14/+4Both of your points are so ridiculous and off target from what I said- step it up and then we'll talk.
- Stroggoth, on 09/07/2008, -4/+13>Both of your points are so ridiculous and off target from what I said- step it up and then we'll talk.
When confronted with your cognitive dissonance, you folded like a lawn chair. Thanks for playing. - brianara3, on 09/07/2008, -3/+11Do you have any idea how sick and disturbing some parts of the bible are? Just because it was deemed "acceptable" when the bible was written does not mean we still do it today. I love how religious people just "overlook" certain parts of the *original* bible just because they don't fit the normal standards of life now.
- apothekari, on 09/07/2008, -7/+7Why is it OK for Christians to mock my religion at every turn.
"You're goin' ta Hell!" {Hell with 2 syllables rhymes with pail}
"Hey man isn't it a little late for Halloween?"
"So what?,You sum kind of Devil Worshipper?"
You even burned my people at the stake.
For the record I am a Celtic Pagan and I might add when your religion was young mine had been around in antiquity.
If it offends you and I'm sure it does look away.It shouldn't surprise you that many many things you do in your religion offends me.{the complete subjugation of women or the complete separation of and disrespect to humankind and nature for example}
To Quoth the Kurgan:"Nuns....No sense of humor." - PrometheusBorn, on 09/07/2008, -5/+4You hate the world?
There's an easy way to fix that, ya know. I hope you're not refraining from doing it just because some book says you'll goto hell for killing yourself.
There really is no point in living if you honestly meant what you said and there's no hope of change. - aud24, on 09/07/2008, -11/+5I'll be praying for you at church tonight... And there is hope- there will be a day of reckoning and He will come again... and those who accept Him as their Lord and Savior will be saved.... slam me all you want I have faith- and that gives me strength- and the abilty to deal with my misanthropic tendencies- because Jesus did say- "Forgive them, they know not what they do"
God Bless all the non-believing diggers out there. - Stroggoth, on 09/07/2008, -3/+5>and the abilty to deal with my misanthropic tendencies
Just remember that professional help is the best option when dealing with a disorder. The church can't heal these things, you will find, at best, some kind of personal absolution for wrongs. But misanthropy is something that mental healthcare workers CAN help you with, and it is something you can live without. Be strong, and make sure to contact your local hospital for a recommendation on where you can get help. Best wishes in your struggle. - Bunnybutt, on 09/07/2008, -3/+8" I'll be praying for you at church tonight.... "
I just "love" when that statement is used. Always coming straight from a person who THINKS it is their mission to pass judgment on others. Who says that said person wants your prayers or even NEEDS them for that matter. It always amazes me when those that thump on their Bibles always over look what the Bible really says. Conveniently ignoring the gore and sick parts that are written right there before their eyes.
""Forgive them, they know not what they do" perhaps is a statement that should be used to reflect the happenings that are written in the Bible.
Save your prays for yourself. - Bunnybutt, on 09/07/2008, -3/+5correction... save your prayers for yourself.
- mlvassallo, on 09/07/2008, -10/+14Literary Symbolism and the inability to understand it FTW!
- WillisRR17, on 09/07/2008, -5/+7Episcopalian doctrine actually differs from Catholic doctrine primarily in that the whole flesh and blood thing is believed to be entirely figurative. If you're gonna bash religion, bash correctly, buddy.
- aptanalogy, on 09/07/2008, -7/+20Blasphemy! The Flying Spaghetti Monster would never permit such heresies as this to continue! He is the one true edible god!
- billbugger, on 09/09/2008, -0/+2rAmen
- slowmocion, on 09/07/2008, -3/+2Yeah, seriously.
***** SYMBOLISM! - Tenzy, on 09/08/2008, -0/+8Obligatory OM NOM NOM NOM comment
- vkiperman, on 09/07/2008, -35/+126Christianity is so weird-
- phlezk, on 09/06/2008, -65/+53That is amazing.
- eLuminx, on 09/07/2008, -8/+25It wouold be nice if it were available in high res or a bigger res at least. But i do agree with you it is pretty cool.
- Hemloch, on 09/07/2008, -14/+3hurr durr i need high rez so all the kids in my introductory philosophy class will see my wallpaper and know im a totally unconstrained genius who deosnt afraid of anthign freethought ftwwww
- smashingmonkey, on 09/07/2008, -2/+23To me, this makes a powerful statement. Christ is being devoured in a fit of mindless consumption, not unlike what churches and individuals have done, rending his image and his teachings for their personal gain.
- eLuminx, on 09/07/2008, -8/+25It wouold be nice if it were available in high res or a bigger res at least. But i do agree with you it is pretty cool.
- ronjohnson, on 09/07/2008, -104/+647That ain't right.
- evilesttoast, on 09/07/2008, -49/+23As a Christian, I found this to be hilarious/creepy
- evodude, on 09/07/2008, -16/+24As a non-christian, I find it to be stupid/lame.
- brianara3, on 09/07/2008, -3/+11As a standard digg user... I found it to be right in the same standards of 90% of other web content.
- apothekari, on 09/07/2008, -7/+11Completely inaccurate.
In truth, Jesus would be the Zombie. - Idietired, on 09/08/2008, -3/+8As a zombie, I found this quite insulting.
- JDLade, on 09/08/2008, -1/+9as an Agnostic, I wasn 't sure about this
- Idietired, on 09/08/2008, -2/+3I can't believe I blew it ... I should have said "As a zombie, I found this to be quite tasteful."
I am shamed. :( - michias, on 09/08/2008, -1/+1Kinda reminds me of Gahan Wilson.
- r3negadeX, on 09/07/2008, -30/+22I don't get it. It seems to be offensive just for the sake of being offensive. If there's some religious statement that they're trying to get across, it's not very effective.
- Memitim, on 09/08/2008, -1/+2I guess they wanted to show what it would have been like eating the body of Christ a couple thousand years ago. I can assure you that he has NOT retained the chewiness portrayed in that picture. My mother-in-law offered me a piece of the body of Christ a few Easters ago and I have to say that he is now one unpleasantly dry sumbitch to get down. Took a couple glasses of iced tea just to feel my tongue again. I highly recommend against it.
- xeemo, on 09/07/2008, -11/+25I'm guessing the zombies are catholic? Catholics actually believe what they're eating turns into Christ. Personally I think the hole thing should be put to rest with a scientific experiment.
- dmightx, on 09/21/2008, -13/+4"Catholics actually believe what they're eating turns into Christ."
That tradition is SYMBOLIC. Catholics don't actually think they're eating Jesus... - xeemo, on 09/07/2008, -0/+19"According to the Roman Catholic Church, when the bread and wine are consecrated in the Eucharist, they cease to be bread and wine, and become instead the body and blood of Christ: although the empirical appearances are not changed, the reality is changed by the power of the Holy Spirit who has been called down upon the bread and wine."
from wikipedia - rl41, on 09/07/2008, -0/+5Actually pcore it's a disagreement between the protestants and catholics (who will disagree on things just for the sake of disagreement). Protestants see it as symbolic while catholics take it literally. The direct translation of the word Jesus uses to say "eat of my flesh" actually means "to munch on." I think munching is pretty literal.
- Goblin, on 09/07/2008, -5/+6You know, I'm thinking that the number of Catholics taking communion who believe the bread actually transmographies into the body of Christ must be pretty high. By the same logic, Christ must have been one fat bastard.
- NickLee808, on 09/07/2008, -1/+7We must call upon the powers of Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman.
- robbielaney, on 09/07/2008, -0/+3whole not hole.
- one1plus1one, on 09/07/2008, -0/+13Yes, it is called "Trans-substantiation".
Trans-substantiation is a rather poetic idea. Catholics believe each time a priest consecrates the bread/wine (by saying a ritualistic prayer), a miracle takes place and it becomes the actual body and blood of Christ.
Words from the prayer include "This is my body. Eat it... Do this in memory of me... forever..."
During this so called miracle (if you believe) the spirit of Jesus is said to enter the bread/wine, and it is thus no longer really bread/wine, but something different.
There have been some interesting reports from mass-ceremonies, including large numbers of witnesses seeing strange lights at the moment the prayer is said and trans-substantian takes place.
There was supposedly one case from medieval times in which not only did large numbers of people see lights, but blood appeared on the host (bread).
The blood was preserved as a holy-relic over time, and was tested scientifically in our era. It was determined to be human. (A blood-type was even obtained from the sample).
I guess some fanatic will try to obtain usable DNA from the medieval sample and clone it, a few decades from now, trying to claim the cloned-child as Jesus!
But yes.. there are many other interesting stories and details about trans-substantiation in Catholicism. Its really a fascinating topic and idea.
For example, bread/wine that has been trans-substantiated is kept inside a "Tabernacle" in the church. Whenever catholics pass in front of the tabernacle they must kneel, and cross themselves, because they believe they are passing before the actual body of Jesus himself.
A lighted candle must always be lit and burning if there is any trans-substantiated bread and wine present inside the tabernacle, to signify that the body of Jesus is literally and actually inside.
... One last interesting point: In Judaism a very similar miracle is believed to take place each time someone writes the full name of God on a piece of paper. Jewish people believe the spirit of God descends and dwells upon that paper.
The Jews always kept a lighted candle burning next to the scrolls, when they were travelling in the desert. They also kept a candle lit in the temple, next to the room that contained the scrolls.
The candle was to signify that the spirit of God was actually present and dwelling upon the scrolls. In one particular miracle, a candle in the temple burnt for 8 days even though there was only fuel for 1 day. (That miracle is celebrated as Hannukah.)
And so the Catholics and the idea of "trans-substantian" is simply carrying on the Jewish tradition which believes the spirit of God can descend upon Earth and inhabit physical objects.
PS:
(The painting/image in this post is obviously a disturbing perversion of the idea of trans-substantiation. That is why it would be offensive to Catholics. But Catholics also believe that in the grand-scheme of things an offensive image is not going to make much of a dent in their religion. They believe the spirit of God is powerful and will survive the blasphemy. So Catholics aren't going to make death threats against the originator of the image. But they aren't going to like it either.) - skyshock1, on 09/08/2008, -2/+6@one1plus1one
Wow, so Catholics truly ARE ***** crazy. I'm pretty sure you can measure the chemical makeup of the bread before and after the consecration ceremony and it won't have miraculously turned into anything other than that of bread.
Do they also believe the silly antiquated alchemy principals of turning lead into gold? If so, I sincerely hope we can harness this absurd belief system for good in the future. - gloomybear, on 09/08/2008, -1/+3> 'm pretty sure you can measure the chemical makeup of the bread
You should re-read the theory of transsubstantiation - the essence of the
thing is not the thing itself. Kind of complements the theory that body != soul. - RobotBuddha, on 09/08/2008, -0/+3So it's like demonic possession? Except that instead of a human, it's a cracker. And instead of a demon, it's Jesus?
- dmightx, on 09/21/2008, -13/+4"Catholics actually believe what they're eating turns into Christ."
- mc1123, on 09/07/2008, -24/+18Agreed. Some things should remain sacred regardless of personal belief.
- r3negadeX, on 09/07/2008, -7/+18Why?
- shannimal, on 09/07/2008, -6/+3Because it's a work of art, it doesn't have to be the fact that it's religious, it's still a noble work in its composition.
- brentinkc, on 09/07/2008, -9/+4I agree. Things such as science should remain sacred. Regardless of your personal belief, stay the ***** out of science class.
- lmbb20, on 09/07/2008, -3/+3That is the basis for a debate about art v. morals.
- flashback99, on 09/07/2008, -6/+7nothing is sacred
- JKAL, on 09/07/2008, -20/+33The only thing that "ain't right" with this is that the image is not a hi-res wallpaper size, that's all.
It is fine and dandy to make fun of other religions like the ones from little small islands or things such as voodoo,
but when it comes to the Jews or Christians... OMG do not go there!
***** you and all your false religions, TRUE spirituality does not require a religion.
Specially not one based on a dead zombie who rose from the dead after 3 days, and will save you if you eat his flesh and drink his blood. and all because some talking snake talked some woman into eating a fruit from the magical tree.- DubYaSee, on 09/08/2008, -7/+4Amen brotha!
- Segaw, on 09/08/2008, -1/+0Sure, it's just the Jews and Christians. You need to get outside your comfort zone.
http://unliberty.org/okaaaay.png
Your attacks come off like you are from a "crazy" religious group, especially with DubYaSee singing you praises.
- DubYaSee, on 09/08/2008, -8/+2bite me
- evilesttoast, on 09/07/2008, -49/+23As a Christian, I found this to be hilarious/creepy
- Johnny1337h4x0r, on 09/07/2008, -54/+70where can I find out more about this picture?
- TrevorBelmont, on 09/07/2008, -11/+73To learn more about zombies eating the son of our lord, consult your local library.
- desibrainiac, on 09/07/2008, -8/+15in hell
- t3hmyth, on 09/07/2008, -3/+26I don't understand why he's being buried; it's not like he's insulting anyone. He's actually using the comments for what they're made for: discussion between users, and not (necessarily) those stupid memetic repetitions.
- iChaz, on 09/08/2008, -1/+5this looks like a cannibal corpse cover.
- plimpton777, on 09/08/2008, -13/+7www.meatspin.com
- GeyserShitdick, on 09/08/2008, -7/+1Try your local library!
- rkiga, on 09/08/2008, -0/+6it's by skullzneyez http://skullzneyez.blogspot.com/
and available for purchase at cafepress http://www.cafepress.com/skullzneyez.151027349
thanks to his blog, i found this wonderful video about zombies reciting haiku and now my life is complete http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd1Ws9QnmZY
- teriyakisause, on 09/07/2008, -51/+34holy jesus zombie christ
- theRich, on 09/07/2008, -10/+41you mean, "Sweet zombie Jesus!"
- docsavatchniya, on 09/07/2008, -2/+6OM NOM NOM!...
(i know, probably already done here, and still...)
peace...
- docsavatchniya, on 09/07/2008, -2/+6OM NOM NOM!...
- theRich, on 09/07/2008, -10/+41you mean, "Sweet zombie Jesus!"
- beelz, on 09/07/2008, -45/+72http://i35.tinypic.com/2cibiu9.jpg
http://img28.picoodle.com/data/img28/3/9/6/f_flesh ...- ElBeh, on 09/07/2008, -2/+18Dugg because the bandwidth will probably exceed on Imageshack.
- borez, on 09/07/2008, -13/+1And?
- DeathMarcher, on 09/07/2008, -2/+11Hey, come on.. don't bury good mirrors!
- svensksvamp, on 09/07/2008, -32/+1Hmm. Where did I see these? OH YEAH! On the top of the ***** page! Thanks for posting the exact image once again. Christ sake!
- Sephr, on 09/07/2008, -2/+6imageshack isn't going to go down...
- ElBeh, on 09/08/2008, -0/+3No, but Imageshack provides a certain amount of bandwidth for each image and takes it down once it has been exceeded - its happened plenty of times in the past due to the Digg effect.
- LongShlong, on 09/08/2008, -1/+4This image is now nicely framed and hanging in my house.
- xhikari, on 09/07/2008, -39/+13Wow....speechless....
- Twitchzor, on 09/07/2008, -4/+22Then don't write either.
- dawnsindrum, on 09/07/2008, -87/+432nom nom nom
- wedges, on 09/07/2008, -26/+86ur doin it wrong! om nom nom nom!
- ruddy, on 09/08/2008, -15/+5om nom vietnam
- pugano, on 09/08/2008, -5/+1mm jesus taste like chicken. ooo holy chicken
- bashnu, on 09/07/2008, -49/+3..
- DforSpiD, on 09/07/2008, -1/+2lol
- mm3guy, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1
- nads, on 09/07/2008, -36/+307Disturbing
- skyshock1, on 09/08/2008, -10/+20You've never read the Bible before have you?
- lasertows, on 09/09/2008, -0/+1haha nice
- skyshock1, on 09/08/2008, -10/+20You've never read the Bible before have you?
- bouche, on 09/07/2008, -45/+15Jesus H. Christ! That is disturbing.
- TheLoneWolf071, on 09/07/2008, -44/+22Ah... Sweet Sacrilege
- erasmus0284, on 09/07/2008, -45/+7If you described this to someone they'd think it was comical...but damn.
- leif77, on 09/08/2008, -1/+1you really didn't find that funny? I couldn't stop laughing. Flesh of my flesh, blood of myAARHHRGGHHHHHH!!!
- zspade, on 09/07/2008, -53/+143Well how did you think he came back from the dead?
- Saea, on 09/08/2008, -6/+4I get it, he came back from the dead because he became one of the LIVING DEAD!
SWEET UNHOLY ZOMBIE LORD!
- Saea, on 09/08/2008, -6/+4I get it, he came back from the dead because he became one of the LIVING DEAD!
- Lendon2020, on 09/07/2008, -37/+26Not big enough for a wallpaper :(
- OneLess, on 09/07/2008, -12/+4I used it as a background for about a month, just center it and use a black background color.
- takamalak, on 09/07/2008, -0/+15what's your screen resolution? 60 by 40??
- OneLess, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1What I'm saying is that it doesn't need to fill your whole screen to use it as a wallpaper. I run at 1400x1050 and I use stock-size xkcd comics sometimes with a white background around them.
- brianara3, on 09/07/2008, -2/+4Stupid non HD picture content...
- OneLess, on 09/07/2008, -12/+4I used it as a background for about a month, just center it and use a black background color.
- MCA2142, on 09/07/2008, -38/+25I thought Jesus was the Zombie...
You know... Died, then risen after 3 days or something like that? - k0rt, on 09/07/2008, -146/+16Seriously?
Buried for gayness.- artfiend77, on 09/07/2008, -12/+65Seriously?
Buried for gayness.- t3hmyth, on 09/07/2008, -4/+1
- bodisatvah, on 09/07/2008, -4/+17You're one of the stupidest people I've ever seen on digg.
- brianara3, on 09/07/2008, -4/+17Yeah.. flesh eating zombies are sooo gay
- artfiend77, on 09/07/2008, -12/+65Seriously?
- PwnisherX, on 09/07/2008, -40/+21Cannibal Corpse needs to use that as a cover.
- SRSco, on 09/07/2008, -6/+12Cannibal Corpse is lame. They aren't offensive. Just lame.
- chadsterrr, on 09/07/2008, -9/+4Buried for talking ***** about Cannibal Corpse
- jeebodon, on 09/08/2008, -1/+1Cmon, you gotta admit the Ace Ventura cameo was awesome
- svensksvamp, on 09/07/2008, -3/+6Cannibal Cropse needs a new name. What about "George and his friendly friends "
- SRSco, on 09/07/2008, -6/+12Cannibal Corpse is lame. They aren't offensive. Just lame.
- wedges, on 09/07/2008, -37/+30it's about time people started realizing christianity follows the teachings of the world's first zombie.
- macweirdo42, on 09/07/2008, -3/+14Jesus may have been a zombie, but he certainly wasn't the world's first.
- jakeshdaddy, on 09/07/2008, -48/+82Think about that the next time you receive communion...
- charlietuna, on 09/07/2008, -4/+13As a practicing Catholic I will tell you that I think of that /and/ I most certainly *do not* think of that - all at the same time. Years ago A (slighly lapsed) conservative Jewish girlfriend pointed out the obvious to me. I guess we all accept what is familiar as normal.
- yossarian24, on 09/07/2008, -8/+2As a practicing Catholic I can say that when I receive communion I consider it a religious ceremony, which represents embodying Jesus' messages of peace and love.
- catalysis, on 09/08/2008, -1/+8As a mature and logical adult, I don't receive communion but I'm sure it would blow my mind if I was like 6 years old.
- daedalous, on 09/08/2008, -1/+15As a practicing Catholic, I wonder how many communion wafers I'd have to eat to consume a whole Jesus.
- MasterGrief, on 09/08/2008, -0/+2An amount of unholy proportion
- OnyxTiger, on 09/08/2008, -0/+3One. Ta-whoo.......Three.
Oh wait, that's a Tootsie Pop, not Jesus's Tootsies. - Hraes, on 09/08/2008, -0/+2I was in Catholic school in fourth grade. In my blessed ignorance, I thought Jesus must have been a really fat guy whose corpse they kept in a freezer behind the altar because my classmates ate bits of him every damn Wednesday, and all that's got to come from somewhere, right?
- GeyserShitdick, on 09/08/2008, -0/+5As a kangaroo and an astronaut, I feel fairly comfortable telling all of you that no one gives a ***** what you think when you do/do not receive communion.
- geodebug, on 09/08/2008, -0/+3I remember in confirmation classes (years ago) they asked me about communion and I said something of how it is a symbol of the blood and body of Christ, yadda... The teacher stopped me and said, no, you have to believe that it really is the flesh and blood of Jesus, that it is a weekly miracle.
I wasn't a big believer before, basically going through confirmation so my parents wouldn't have to feel weird in front of their brothers/sisters/parents (big-ass catholic family), but I think I rolled my eyes so hard I saw the front of my brain.
Wait a minute! brains... braaaaains!
- Rumdizzled, on 09/07/2008, -29/+13Horrific. Although the zombie saviour is infinitely more badass than the current one. I'm torn.
- SquigglyP, on 09/07/2008, -2/+11so is jesus, apparently.
//rimshot
- SquigglyP, on 09/07/2008, -2/+11so is jesus, apparently.
- SilverBlade2k, on 09/07/2008, -49/+23Holy *****, this is disturbing..and extremely wrong.
- Lucas123, on 09/07/2008, -16/+6Just the world being the world. The world riduculed Christ while he walked the earth. That's why we need to continue to reach out to those who have yet to receive the free gift of salvation through Christ.
- luke255, on 09/07/2008, -3/+4"The world riduculed Christ while he walked the earth"
How do you know where you there or something? - etherreal, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1The chanting of "Kill him" by the Jews before Pilate is probably a pretty good indication.
But ya, not like he didn't deserve it. Rose from the dead, my ass.
- luke255, on 09/07/2008, -3/+4"The world riduculed Christ while he walked the earth"
- Lucas123, on 09/07/2008, -16/+6Just the world being the world. The world riduculed Christ while he walked the earth. That's why we need to continue to reach out to those who have yet to receive the free gift of salvation through Christ.
- furbyboy, on 09/07/2008, -34/+11Damn this is old!
- svensksvamp, on 09/07/2008, -0/+8like 1990 years old!
- RadioDaze, on 09/07/2008, -47/+22This site is seriously turning to ***** with garbage like this making the top of the frontpage. Seriously everyone, where the hell did the solid content go? :P
- secrity, on 09/07/2008, -4/+10Artwork makes the first page at least a few times a week.
- ukfan, on 09/07/2008, -6/+1Yeah...artwork :/
- secrity, on 09/07/2008, -4/+10Artwork makes the first page at least a few times a week.
- Zervaman, on 09/07/2008, -49/+211SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!!
- charlietuna, on 09/07/2008, -5/+9Why does that have a ring to it. It really shouldn't flow - yet it does.
- DivisibleByZero, on 09/07/2008, -18/+59He died for your sins,
but He came back for your BRRRRAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSS- gavinonymous, on 09/07/2008, -1/+7coffee, spew, thanks
- OnyxTiger, on 09/08/2008, -0/+3I dugg your comment, but the comedy gold deserved a personal note. Funny, funny, funny!
- fedja, on 09/08/2008, -0/+3I salute you, Sir.
- betheturtle, on 09/07/2008, -2/+2And the orphans!
- amirahfusion, on 09/08/2008, -1/+1Isn't that was Easter's all about? Zombie day? No?
- HereticChick, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1Where's the pogo stick?
- rypic7, on 09/07/2008, -35/+12haha wow. all of us who dugg this are definitely going to hell.
- secrity, on 09/07/2008, -5/+28Go to your hell if you wish, I am not going to a place that doesn't exist.
- TheBigBentley, on 09/07/2008, -7/+1You and me both! Someone once asked me if I wanted to goto Tunisia with them on a trip. I said hell no! Ive never seen it before so I'm not about to believe it exists now. :sarcasm:
- etherreal, on 09/08/2008, -0/+4"Go to heaven for the climate, go to hell for the company." -Mark Twain
- Sepeteus, on 09/07/2008, -2/+11I'm going to Disneyland.
- secrity, on 09/07/2008, -5/+28Go to your hell if you wish, I am not going to a place that doesn't exist.
- thomasmck, on 09/07/2008, -60/+25This is offensive and stupid. Buried.
- Cenobite, on 09/07/2008, -13/+8So is your face.
- picoritdidnt, on 09/07/2008, -11/+261.) Invoked an emotion from you. Check.
2.) Made you take the time to comment. Check.
Offensive to you, perhaps - but not very stupid. When a man dies and rises from the dead, later telling his followers to eat and drink him, that my friend, is what we call a ***** zombie. Regardless of how this made you feel, it's a clever take on your fairytale.
I find your Christianity offensive and stupid. Buried, via deicide.- life036, on 09/07/2008, -2/+10I love you.
- thomasmck, on 09/07/2008, -14/+1Typical immature boy's response. Grow up and some day you'll understand issues bigger than your own inflated ego.
- ukfan, on 09/07/2008, -4/+4Comments about zombies, pirates, flying spaghetti monsters... why does Digg bring out the 6 year olds?
- Cenobite, on 09/07/2008, -1/+7@ukfan
I don't know, I happen to think immaturity and gullibility are appropriate traits since we're on the topic of religion. - babylonian, on 09/08/2008, -2/+2Speaking as an atheist myself, could you have come across as any more condescending or any more of a dick?
People like you give atheists a worse name than any Christian ever could. - life036, on 09/08/2008, -0/+4It's not our atheism that makes us act like dicks, it's because we're dicks that we act like dicks.
- Hemloch, on 09/07/2008, -7/+4With a name like "picoritdidnt' you just know this guy is a veritable scholar on religious symbolism.
also lol assumptions
also you're an idiot - dispontainious, on 09/07/2008, -3/+5this is hilarious and brilliant,
dugg
- mihkeltt, on 09/07/2008, -40/+28OM NOM NOM NOM
- DeuceDiggalow, on 09/07/2008, -29/+18om nom nom nom
- Couchy, on 09/07/2008, -63/+602He died for your sins, now hes back for your brains
- SwiftKick34, on 09/07/2008, -6/+18Win
- Hoezey, on 09/07/2008, -7/+106/ Don LaFontaine Voice
- iMelody, on 09/07/2008, -3/+34rip :/
- Twoje, on 09/07/2008, -8/+8He died?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
- MasterGrief, on 09/08/2008, -0/+13In a world without Don LaFontaine.... One man didn't know.
- Rotzooi, on 09/07/2008, -7/+36In Theaters Spring 2009
Rated NC-17- CaviMike, on 09/07/2008, -0/+17I think you meant Dec 21, 2012.
- HMMcKamikaze, on 09/07/2008, -1/+4I prefer Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/ - skinny01, on 09/07/2008, -0/+3Brought to you by the same guys that brought you Hot Fuzz and Sean of the Dead
- chrgrose, on 09/07/2008, -0/+6awesome
- caborobo, on 09/08/2008, -1/+4DivisiblebyZero replied your same comment to Zervaman five clicks above you and is getting dugg up! Get him! Bury that man! He stole your funnies.
- nousplacidus, on 09/08/2008, -0/+4I endorse this as funny :)
- rojano17, on 09/07/2008, -102/+31Buried as offensive, and i know I'm going to get buried to hell but still i think respect is something everyone deserves regardless of their beliefs. I'm a catholic and also an evolutionist. There is such a thing as middle grounds :)
- DarkReign16, on 09/07/2008, -8/+33But you're the one who eats his flesh...like, every week.
- rojano17, on 09/07/2008, -13/+4Dooooooooown i go.
- scy1192, on 09/07/2008, -4/+9there's an offensive option for burying?
- DeathMarcher, on 09/07/2008, -8/+17It's called hypocrisy.
- belebih, on 09/07/2008, -10/+10What in the world does this have to do with evolution? And imo, respect is something people earn, and certainly not everyone deserves it.
- ukfan, on 09/07/2008, -8/+1You've done nothing to earn my respect. So,
You're a moron. Your mother is a terrible lay. Your father is hideously ugly. Your brother is fat. Your sister is also a terrible lay. Your girlfriend...lets be honest, you have no girlfriend.
- ukfan, on 09/07/2008, -8/+1You've done nothing to earn my respect. So,
- pr0crast, on 09/07/2008, -2/+16There's no such thing as an "evolutionist." Even scientists don't "believe" in evolution. They merely acknowledge that there's a 9999/10000 chance that their theory is valid.
- aoisenshi, on 09/08/2008, -0/+2Exactly. As Sir Adam Savage said, "Scientists can't say they know the sun will rise tomorrow. They can say they are 99.9999% sure it will rise, but not that they know it will rise."
Well, he said something like that.
- aoisenshi, on 09/08/2008, -0/+2Exactly. As Sir Adam Savage said, "Scientists can't say they know the sun will rise tomorrow. They can say they are 99.9999% sure it will rise, but not that they know it will rise."
- Linake, on 09/07/2008, -2/+2Is that how Hell works?
- MadHarvey, on 09/07/2008, -1/+2The picture actually makes a pretty profound statement about the current situation with religion.
Even if the artist didn't intend it that way, there is more to it than just offensive shock value.- elscorcho8806, on 09/07/2008, -1/+5wrong, its about jesus-eating zombies
- enantiodromia, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1As a Catholic, you believe that everyone who has ever died, will return bodily when Jesus returns. Physical resurrection of billions and billions of people, all at once.
Did you know that?
- DarkReign16, on 09/07/2008, -8/+33But you're the one who eats his flesh...like, every week.
- Ubergoober3, on 09/07/2008, -35/+16I'm going to hell for digging this.
- ClevelandBrown, on 09/07/2008, -2/+23No, you're not.
- ligyron, on 09/07/2008, -78/+22I can not even begin to describe how insulted I am right now
- secrity, on 09/07/2008, -7/+28Why are you insulted?
- ElBeh, on 09/07/2008, -5/+17Okay.
- chillaxtian, on 09/07/2008, -27/+9Because it's not something ya joke around about maybe? Seriously....
- life036, on 09/07/2008, -4/+14Give me a ***** break, you holier-than-thou *****.
- ukfan, on 09/07/2008, -16/+2Go ***** yourself life036. Cause we all know you ain't gonna be ***** anybody else.
- styx31989, on 09/08/2008, -0/+2ha! and like you are?
- OpethianDays, on 09/07/2008, -8/+25I cannot even describe.. how much noone cares. i bet jesus would have laughed.
- matthewjhughes, on 09/07/2008, -24/+3Then don't, *****.
- plainOldFool, on 09/07/2008, -10/+12Dood, I'm Catholic and thought this was awesome. Then again I love zombie movies too.
- loganro, on 09/07/2008, -20/+6If you say about about your belief in religion or God on digg, you will get bashed because you believe in God. I don't get it either. I'm not a believer, but I respect yours and others decisions about religion. I guess people think they are cool when they bash christianity or something. Just don't listen to the assholes of digg.
- kayala, on 09/08/2008, -1/+9Oh, get off your cross.
- etherreal, on 09/08/2008, -1/+6Could it be some of us think religion is evil? I know I do.
- TheMoniker, on 09/07/2008, -1/+11Turn the other cheek then? (Sorry, I had to.)
- mllawso, on 09/07/2008, -3/+21Guess what? You're eating of pork is offensive to billions of people around the world.
Grow a thicker skin.- plainOldFool, on 09/07/2008, -2/+15Bacon Cheeseburger on a Friday during lent FTW
- Conguent, on 09/07/2008, -2/+9Then forgive.
- kayala, on 09/08/2008, -1/+5That's nice, sweetie.
- gmCURRENT, on 09/08/2008, -0/+3I'm glad you can't. . .
- fedja, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1Your holytears bring me joy.
- enantiodromia, on 09/08/2008, -0/+4ahhh, welcome to the club. this is how everyone else feels when other peoples' dogmas are pushed on strangers.
- Doomsan, on 09/07/2008, -24/+9about right
- kollunz, on 09/07/2008, -22/+3ZOMBIES OH MY JESUS!
- ConanTL, on 09/07/2008, -55/+49Remember: Jesus got eaten alive by zombies for our sins.
I don't know why the writers of the bible came up with such an unimaginative death for Jesus. I mean, you've already added talking snakes and unicorns, might as well have a zombie feeding as a grand finale. - LongShlong, on 09/07/2008, -51/+51If there's a high res version of this, I'd love to have it... Anyone know of such a thing?
This is frame-and-hang-on-your-wall material!- webaugur, on 09/07/2008, -1/+13Framed prints are available on Cafepress (there are also mugs, shirts, calendars, etc):
http://art.cafepress.com/item/zombie-last-supper-s ...- LongShlong, on 09/07/2008, -2/+24Thanks webaugur... As for the people giving me thumbs down... wtf?
- GeyserShitdick, on 09/08/2008, -11/+1You're getting a lot of thumbs down because we can all imagine what kind of ***** would frame violent imagery and hang it up in his house.
And also because ***** you. - rowjimmy, on 09/08/2008, -1/+7plenty of people have pictures of jesus hanging on the cross in their houses - that's pretty violent.
not saying i would want a print of this picture myself, but really, so long as it isn't children being raped, i could give a flying makeup plastered trollop of a ***** what other people have hanging on their bedroom wall. - LongShlong, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1Flying, makeup-plastered trollop ***** fly? And you could give one?! OMG!
Deal of the century! :)
- webaugur, on 09/07/2008, -1/+13Framed prints are available on Cafepress (there are also mugs, shirts, calendars, etc):
- k3yp4d, on 09/07/2008, -119/+138dugg to annoy die-hard Christians
- loganro, on 09/07/2008, -25/+5Why would you want to annoy them?
- jperson, on 09/07/2008, -9/+35Because they insist you can have only one ideology and they'd rather override your beliefs than respect them.
- firelion, on 09/07/2008, -9/+24cause they are assholes.
- loganro, on 09/07/2008, -7/+17Nice generalization.
- AnOMNOMymous, on 09/08/2008, -12/+4Because EVERY SINGLE Christian is a dumb, worthless piece of *****.
- kayala, on 09/08/2008, -1/+7Because they annoy me.
- smizacks02, on 09/08/2008, -1/+4lol
- zachimal, on 09/08/2008, -0/+4Sarah Palin.
- SpoonDigg, on 09/08/2008, -0/+4i agree
- ostracize, on 09/08/2008, -0/+4Because they are easy to annoy. As a Christian myself, even I find annoyed Christians annoying.
- jperson, on 09/07/2008, -3/+18Yup XD
- twigboy, on 09/07/2008, -3/+26dugg you up to keep your comment visible
- GeyserShitdick, on 09/08/2008, -6/+4Buried to counteract your digg.
- GregFD3S, on 09/08/2008, -0/+2*universe explodes*
- smizacks02, on 09/08/2008, -2/+6Indeed.
- lewzer, on 09/08/2008, -0/+8wow its the most epic battle between diggs/buries ive ever seen
atm its 116 diggs to 112 buries
- loganro, on 09/07/2008, -25/+5Why would you want to annoy them?
- borez, on 09/07/2008, -52/+56Anybody got a larger version?
- borez, on 09/07/2008, -6/+31I was being ***** serious.
- GregFD3S, on 09/08/2008, -0/+3I love you.
- yurimxpxman, on 09/07/2008, -4/+36You don't have a tineye account?
http://img12.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/6/b/b/9/e/6bb9e ...- secrity, on 09/07/2008, -0/+10Thanks, great wallpaper.
- borez, on 09/07/2008, -2/+11Cheers
- firelion, on 09/07/2008, -0/+9you rule yurimxpxman
- goosegoosegoose, on 09/08/2008, -0/+5This is the reason I keep coming back to digg despite the insane amount of goons on here. Always discovering badass websites...thanks!
- 180andback, on 09/07/2008, -9/+6I second the motion. Where's the big version?
- Conguent, on 09/07/2008, -1/+15That's what she...
Nevermind.- Saladas, on 09/07/2008, -2/+2LULZ
- RudolfDiesel, on 09/07/2008, -7/+2that's what she said.
- borez, on 09/07/2008, -6/+31I was being ***** serious.
- logload, on 09/07/2008, -19/+4oh my god the intestines lmao that's disgusting
- Equinox2012, on 09/07/2008, -45/+110Completely unbelievable! Were is the attack dinosaur Jesus is supposed ride and protect him?
- Rotzooi, on 09/07/2008, -4/+29http://www.reformergent.org/wp-content/uploads/200 ...
- bananasluggy, on 09/07/2008, -1/+17He rides a brontosaurus because he's a pacifist, so it wouldn't have done much to protect him.
If he'd been riding a Velociraptor, however, he'd have been safe.- muleskinner, on 09/08/2008, -0/+10http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/boaman/misc ...
Bam. Raptor Jesus, *****. - caborobo, on 09/08/2008, -0/+5BAM!
- muleskinner, on 09/08/2008, -0/+10http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/boaman/misc ...
- neuromachine, on 09/08/2008, -2/+5http://usera.imagecave.com/oneironama/Super_MaSon/ ...
- nousplacidus, on 09/08/2008, -0/+3I also endorse this as being funny.
- mwaleed86, on 09/07/2008, -28/+6Waoo!..What a Blasphemy!!
- sq2shooter, on 09/07/2008, -51/+188How come we don't see posts like this mocking Islam or Allah? Don't be scared.
- soundview369, on 09/07/2008, -20/+6was just about to say this
- MalenfantX, on 09/07/2008, -11/+5You should be embarrassed if you were about to say the same thing some dolt with fatwa envy said.
And more embarrassed that you avoided being That Guy, but then had to make a fool of yourself anyway. - sfury, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1oh no! too late
- MalenfantX, on 09/07/2008, -11/+5You should be embarrassed if you were about to say the same thing some dolt with fatwa envy said.
- secrity, on 09/07/2008, -5/+91Post some if ya got 'em.
- aralls, on 09/08/2008, -0/+6http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Jyll ...
- mrjhmm, on 09/08/2008, -1/+3Here are the 12 cartoons that millions of Muslims are angry about.
The cartoonists have received death threats.
http://michellemalkin.com/2006/01/30/support-denma ...
- aralls, on 09/08/2008, -0/+6http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Jyll ...
- Pyehole, on 09/07/2008, -16/+89This is a predominantly Christian nation, the swipes at religion are thus targeted at the familiar.
- psychobabelfish, on 09/07/2008, -6/+14Sorry, "this"??. The Internet is a predominantly Christian nation??
- salomejones, on 09/08/2008, -6/+7Yer Amerikkka ain't the whole goddamn world there, bubba.
- Pyehole, on 09/08/2008, -2/+16I meant no disrespect but in all fairness, not only is it an American website, but if you've paid any attention to the top stories lately you'd know that it's a predominantly American audience based soley on the basis of the number of stories about the US election hitting the front page.
In short: Lighten up Francis.
Or should I avoid movie references that are US-centric to avoid offending you? - lagannt, on 09/08/2008, -4/+9salomejones- American-based site, majority of users are American. He wasn't implying that it's the only country in the world. Get over yourself...
- donttaseme, on 09/08/2008, -5/+2Da Vinci wasn't Christian nor Jew.
- psychobabelfish, on 09/10/2008, -0/+2@Pyehole
Considering how much damage Bush has done globally in the last 8 years, you can probably understand the vested interest the rest of the world has in the current US election. And the cheering crowds for Obama on his tour.
- macweirdo42, on 09/07/2008, -18/+62Because they'll declare Jihad on us!
No, wait...
Because all of us alleged digg atheists are secretly muslims!
Nope, wrong again...
Honestly, who the ***** gives a ***** about Islam? Everybody knows Christians - that's why they get mocked more. It's not as funny when it's not a group you know and have to interact with on a daily basis.- skyshock1, on 09/08/2008, -2/+9You just said the same thing the guy above you said, only you said it dumberer.
- jeffsback2223, on 09/07/2008, -5/+39Reminds me of that episode of South Park, where Comedy Central would allow images of Jesus defecating on people but wouldn't allow an image of Mohammed.
- Syric, on 09/07/2008, -0/+18Of course, Mohammed did make an appearance in the SuperBestFriends episode (with the David Blaine cult).
- Syric, on 09/07/2008, -6/+21Quite frankly Islam isn't a very funny religion, and the Koran isn't as badass as the Bible. Case in point: zombies eating Jesus.
- mozert, on 09/07/2008, -9/+2Koran = Korean Coran?
- TheMoniker, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1I read that as, "Korean Conan." I thought it would be a super low-budget version of Conan shot in Korea, in the style of Turkish Rambo or Italian Spiderman. Now there is something that I would like to see.
References:
Turkish Rambo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQpETqEZ1Zs
Italian Spiderman (Yes, I realize that it's not, 'authentic' in that it wasn't made in the 70s on a shoestring, but the heart's in the right place.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvNLlwkwP64 - regfree, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1Look here! Syric is trying to compare two religions as to which is more badass/dumb. Its like saying (2+3i) > (3+1j)
- neuroticfish, on 09/07/2008, -21/+13Because it's cool to patronize Christianity and be open-minded towards any other religion. You must obviously not be "in" with the times.
- SLockhart, on 09/07/2008, -6/+23You obviously don't know the meaning of patronize.
- MeatyVitamin, on 09/07/2008, -5/+12Get over yourself.
- neuroticfish, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1Who taught you english, SLockhart? It's obviously condescending.
- bananasluggy, on 09/07/2008, -18/+82Because I don't have Muslims knocking on my door at 6pm asking if I've accepted Allah into my life yet. When they start interrupting my dinner, they'll get mocked too.
- eigenweasel, on 09/07/2008, -28/+9War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.
Door-knocking by Group A is worse than mass-murder by Group B. - rationalist, on 09/07/2008, -4/+9Behold the death of reason (see buried post above mine).
- bushisadumbass, on 09/08/2008, -2/+1bananasluggy,
That's so ***** true! No you idiot, I don't want to convert to your stupid religion. I'm watching tv so leave me the hell alone! - mrjhmm, on 09/08/2008, -1/+3Muslim extremists behead people that don't convert to Islam:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2004-05-11 ...
http://www.warriorsfortruth.com/video-beheading-ni ...
http://www.warriorsfortruth.com/beheading-video-eu ... - macweirdo42, on 09/08/2008, -1/+4I've never been beheaded by a Muslim extremist, and I've never known anyone who was beheaded by a Muslim extremist. Sorry, Muslims have pretty much zero impact on my daily life, so it's really hard to give two ***** about them.
- Scrappy1850, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1when was the last time you went to a 7-11?
- flip2trip, on 09/12/2008, -0/+1macweirdo--so the whole 9/11 thing didn't affect you at all?
- eigenweasel, on 09/07/2008, -28/+9War is Peace.
- Bisquick, on 09/07/2008, -5/+3http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1523891/20060207/ ...
But we are scared.- AlexanderCurtis, on 09/07/2008, -0/+02006?...
- Aegrus, on 09/07/2008, -0/+3mtv news?...
- gnocchi1442, on 09/07/2008, -15/+8When Islam causes as much human suffering as Christianity, we'll start mocking it, too. But don't hold your breath -- they've got a long way to go.
- pr0crast, on 09/07/2008, -1/+13This isn't a pissing contest for which religion has caused the most atrocities. Do you see how ridiculous that is?
- gnocchi1442, on 09/07/2008, -14/+7Of course it's ridiculous. Between the Crusades, The Inquisition and George W. Bush, the Christians have had a lock on this title for centuries.
- fuze44, on 09/07/2008, -2/+10Obviously, you know nothing of Islam.
- faraazs, on 09/08/2008, -1/+1No...obviously YOU know nothing of Islam.
See what I did thar? - fuze44, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1Yes, but the facts back me up. You're going to have to go research them on your own, though.
- rl41, on 09/07/2008, -12/+3There are a lot more radical Muslims than Christians, that's why. It's the same reason most of us herd animals for food now rather than hunt them. Less risk, same reward.
- Yage2006, on 09/07/2008, -5/+16There are plenty of posts on digg slamming islam almost daily.
But I suppose people like you see only what you want to see.- macweirdo42, on 09/07/2008, -4/+11It's classic cognitive dissonance. He needs to feel that Christianity is special. In a way, the mocking of it vindicates his beliefs, because it's evidence that there's something unique about it - hence the invention of this myth that somehow Christianity is victimized more than other religions. However, the world around him is full of evidence to the contrary - people mock Islam all the time. Naturally, it's a lot easier to ignore that than to give up his deluded believe that Christianity is somehow special.
- AlexanderCurtis, on 09/07/2008, -3/+4Do you have an example of any?
- eir574, on 09/08/2008, -2/+6@AlexanderCurtis
If you were asking for examples of people mocking Muslims, here's one of many, many such threads: http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/Obama_slips_on_T ... . In a different thread on that page, someone suggests that a bullet in the head of every Muslim might not be such a bad idea.
- TheBigBentley, on 09/07/2008, -7/+2Thats because people feel threatened by the faith that is the most prevailing. Why mock a not so popular faith that has very similar values? Because people who do wouldn't get as much attention as they all crave.
- otakushark, on 09/07/2008, -2/+4Try opening your eyes.
- zephyear, on 09/08/2008, -1/+3because most of diggers are from western countries and therefore far more familiar with christianity than they are islam?
- Memitim, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1Although it would be kind of interesting to see how many people would recognize and understand a similarly done piece using Islamic art that features Mohammed as the basis, presuming that there are any that have even a fraction of the recognition of The Last Supper.
- TheGeneral07, on 09/08/2008, -0/+6http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/mus_women.J ...
- SicKiller, on 09/08/2008, -1/+3Here is a pic (cartoon) mocking Islam http://www.tshirtinferno.com/node/24
- sc0rpi0n, on 09/08/2008, -2/+3Because those Christian politicians are going to kill us all because of their attitude toward environmental problems and wars, believing their god will be their to help the last minute.
- tehsilentcircus, on 09/08/2008, -0/+3Well, there is no god, so I guess they are ***** outta luck.
Ignorance is becoming a destructive plague upon the American people, it is truly bothering. - danielttt, on 09/12/2008, -0/+1Skepticism is good, even if you don't understand it. Relax, chicken little was a fairy tale.. Stop listening to him and learn to think on your own.
- tehsilentcircus, on 09/08/2008, -0/+3Well, there is no god, so I guess they are ***** outta luck.
- tehsilentcircus, on 09/08/2008, -4/+4A poke at one religion is a poke at all religions to me. It is all 100 percent ***** so who gives a *****.
- Lorddias, on 09/08/2008, -4/+3Christianity scares me more :(
- danielttt, on 09/12/2008, -0/+1Based on what?
- soundview369, on 09/07/2008, -20/+6was just about to say this
- biogears, on 09/07/2008, -40/+12Where are the paintings about Islam?
- secrity, on 09/07/2008, -2/+21Post some if ya got 'em.
- kayala, on 09/08/2008, -3/+7Why aren't you cranking them out, little *****? Get off your goddamned cross. You're no martyr and you're not being treated unfairly; you believe in stupid ***** fairy tales and you're being treated as such. Deal with it.
- ricoboy24, on 09/07/2008, -32/+19Blasphemy!!!
- echo2501, on 09/07/2008, -4/+14I know! Ain't it grand?!
- jperson, on 09/07/2008, -5/+8If God knows what everyone's going to do before they're born, then God created people knowing in advance they'd spend eternity in hell. Now that's just plain mean, you naughty, naughty, God, you.
- MalenfantX, on 09/07/2008, -3/+6That bothered me when I was 8, but by the time I was 10, I realized Christianity was just nonsense left over from a more superstitious time. For some reason many adults can not work this out for themselves.
- kingfelix, on 09/08/2008, -1/+1That's a logical fallacy. Just because you may know what someone will choose, it doesn't take away the person's choice. For example, I know that you will bury me. But that doesn't mean you have to. You still have a choice.
- alpharaptor, on 09/07/2008, -2/+4Bite Me!!!
- fuzzybeard, on 09/07/2008, -0/+4They're already doing that in the picture.
- gmCURRENT, on 09/08/2008, -1/+1Welcome to the internets. Todays word: Sarcasm.
- moolaismyfriend, on 09/07/2008, -34/+30Hey remember if you don't eat flesh and drink blood every Sunday you can not be taken seriously as a presidential candidate in the United States of America, in the 21st century.
- cJw314, on 09/07/2008, -12/+1Not true; do some research.
- carlosauresrex, on 09/07/2008, -1/+5dude, cJw314 totally took you seriously.
- iChaz, on 09/08/2008, -0/+2this is too complex and unfunny to be funny. you try too hard at satire.
- snareguy17, on 09/07/2008, -27/+25Parents: "Now remember, Jesus died for your sins!"
Kids: *om nom nom* "I KNOW IT'S GREAT!"
- Eddie Izzard- pe5t1lence, on 09/07/2008, -5/+5"No no it's bad."
- secrity, on 09/07/2008, -4/+3LOL
- atact88, on 09/07/2008, -36/+9Mohammed approves
- Suzpaz, on 09/07/2008, -16/+5No he doesn't. You even know what Islam believes? No.. So STFU
- killadingo, on 09/07/2008, -3/+18Jesus is one of the most revered prophets in Islam, along with Moses.
- p51d007, on 09/07/2008, -14/+3Homohamed is an idiot............
See how that sounds? Why pick on one group? Don't you have the brass balls to take on the all powerful, all knowing, all seeing power of islamic baby killers? - bodisatvah, on 09/07/2008, -2/+10I have the balls to take on all of you mindless theists. Even the ones who think you are rational but still believe there is a god (as opposed to believing there could potentially be one but there could also be an elephant behind you).
Seriously, none of you have any ammunition except personal feelings that are as a result of brainwashing.- rowjimmy, on 09/08/2008, -0/+4i'm telling you man, there's an elephant under my coffee table right now. every time i look down there, the agile ***** jumps up and hovers mid-air until i turn up again. *bastard*
- bodisatvah, on 09/08/2008, -0/+1You just gotta have faith!
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