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- jfpwr, on 10/12/2007, -6/+101an instant classic.
- raptordrew, on 10/12/2007, -36/+9Heh... I was digg number 69.
- mrwiggles123, on 10/12/2007, -25/+5stolen from 4chan
- tizz66, on 10/12/2007, -0/+256Best one, hands down: http://famousthomas.googlepages.com/sourpatch.jpg (NSFW)
- GawtMilk, on 10/12/2007, -22/+7These are much better...
http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~peterdavis/porn.htm - joeydoo, on 10/12/2007, -17/+6This one is good.
http://themisc.com/~gregday/worksafe_spiderwoman.jpg - drathosX3, on 10/12/2007, -15/+78Doesn't matter if it's censored - I'll still find a way to masturbate to it....
- EvilGnomeAndy, on 10/12/2007, -3/+38@tizz66
What a clever use of the human anus! - demodawid, on 10/12/2007, -1/+58Quick links to some of the best ones (that haven't been linked already) so you don't have to read 1000 useless comments:
http://uplued.com/waffleimages/files/64/648a0f4b98bcdad134088b30efd02b00f4e1a7f8.jpg
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/appleaday8ba.jpg
http://uplued.com/waffleimages/files/07/07c1e1cf7d604e4f814ce5213c467367a92babdf.jpg
http://niko.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/e3/e32c7630baf3c4378d2696ea48f5d9c5eb9027bb.jpe
http://sa.zector.co.uk/slave/files/49/4945265c3cb9f4dab909439815c49dfb1d7f3ea9.jpg
http://aycu31.webshots.com/image/13830/2003431866706229618_rs.jpg
http://uplued.com/waffleimages/files/3c/3ca06d36018e8d76e52275933c452dfe98f973e0.jpg
http://niko.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/37/37528ab8be78e9a4ba46a8b92ada92c4ab2c0dfa.jpg
http://famousthomas.googlepages.com/gowebgo.jpg - skyfire1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+30I finally have something to give to my buddies at church.
- nathanwalker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18@demodawid
The chick getting caught by Spiderman = awesome. - wafflez, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1my fricking god...something awful and ebaum's have stolen almost EVERYTHING from /b/...make your own *****
- EngineerX, on 10/12/2007, -12/+3Woot!
- adml_shake, on 10/12/2007, -2/+64Oh my god, I can't stop laughing at the ho in the pirate hat!
- texpundit, on 10/12/2007, -14/+34I concur.... but is she a "nappy ho?"
/me ducks
- texpundit, on 10/12/2007, -14/+34I concur.... but is she a "nappy ho?"
- neutrascrub, on 10/12/2007, -11/+36http://censoredporn.ytmnd.com/
its been around since feb of 2006- Sanchez, on 10/12/2007, -4/+8"Edit: I know this has been done before, but it's been so long. I welcome re-posts of the old ones. I really liked the corn one."
Those were probably from the original post. - aaronm67, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2This has been around a hell of a lot longer then 2006. Look in the Comedy Goldmine on the SA forums.
Here's a thread that's titled "Make Porn SFW Again" from 2003.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=714276
Which means that it was old in 2003. It's still funny though.
- Sanchez, on 10/12/2007, -4/+8"Edit: I know this has been done before, but it's been so long. I welcome re-posts of the old ones. I really liked the corn one."
- spafbnerf, on 10/31/2007, -22/+27$10 to go past page 1? that sux ;(
- WDot, on 10/12/2007, -3/+59I believe you accidentally hit the "rate this thread" buttons instead of the page numbers, which are lower and on the right.
Awesome thread btw. - spafbnerf, on 10/12/2007, -5/+23Aaah, right you were. ;) Thx guy.
- Boeing, on 10/12/2007, -17/+5You're clicking "rate thread" instead of selecting the next page....
- tybris, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1Gotta love Opera. I just hold down the mouse left button and press the right and then it's somehow smart enough to find the next page by itself.
- WDot, on 10/12/2007, -3/+59I believe you accidentally hit the "rate this thread" buttons instead of the page numbers, which are lower and on the right.
- oOLiquidNightOo, on 10/12/2007, -16/+5i didn't see anything terribly creative.
- OMGWTFROFLMAOx2, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1Check out the lemonparty edit. Pretty creative to me.
- NinjaBoy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Awesome Hat
- diafel, on 10/12/2007, -11/+46Photoshop? Surely, by "photoshop" you mean godawful MSPaint. This nearly 5 year old Comedy Goldmine http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/make-porn-worksafe.php?page=2 blows it out of the water. Kind of sad how far SA has fallen.
- erikerikerik, on 10/12/2007, -12/+2indeed, and I LOATHE how I I can only view the first page of the forum now. = SA - forums are not work my $9.99
- admirabumblebee, on 10/12/2007, -5/+8Hit the next page button, not the rate this thread button you dumbass.
- mistergoomba, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2i couldn't agree more! there are some really great ideas and creativity, but i remember a couple years ago seeing really creative stuff AND superb photoshop skills!
- zdiggler, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Forum are little different, its just the goons come up with that stuff. PhotoShop Friday's are more well themed.
- luke16, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0hahhah excellent, the wonderwoman lady is hawt!
- edlowe0, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1HOLY CRAP! funny stuff
- JrGhoull, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2the first one (for me) was by far the best...its amazing the kind of girls they get in porno some of them (especially the chic with that perfectly photoshopped supermans costume underneath) looked too hot to be doing porn. who cares if your a good actress or not, we're all just gonna be staring at your ***** anywayz! the only difference is that acting requires alot less degrading acts and you get alot more money.
- ReptileKing234, on 10/12/2007, -3/+30I'm an idiot, was rating instead of next page. Please laugh at me and beat me with sticks.
- silverchrysalis, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2 as you wish
- RedHerringHack, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6GROG ftw.
- Foenetik, on 10/12/2007, -25/+2It would be nice if I didn't have to register and pay ten ***** bucks just to see the ***** on SA. Whatever, there were only two mildly decent ones on that first page anyhow.
- tizz66, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19Dear Digg user,
Try using the pagination links at the bottom of the page, rather than the 1-5 rating links which are brightly colored and say "Rate Thread".
Yours,
A fellow digger - joeleslie, on 10/12/2007, -4/+4Uhh, you don't. Try clicking the links to the other pages, and not the "Rate This Thread" links.
- tizz66, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19Dear Digg user,
- underthelinux, on 10/12/2007, -2/+27Thanks for the NSFW in the title.
- manveru, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3I wouldn't call that "borderline" though. Clearly NSFW!
- Foenetik, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6Even still, these are shoddy chops.
- meatcurtains, on 10/12/2007, -27/+3www.meatspin.com
possible NSFW- jagchamp, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16ummm, definitely NSFW. or any time really.
- BrianJJohnson, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4some of those were pretty funny, kewl post
- wisie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6I was loving this until I saw the grandpa...
- zforrester, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11The supergirl one ROCKED
- tritiumpie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24I prefer the original versions.
- ahawks, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I dunno, Jordan Capri looks way hotter as Invisible Girl than she did as naked Jordan Capri.
- travis712, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1Great success! High five!
- hotdog8000, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2i like this one
http://ft.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/d9/d982391463d26cb1e4d2d51c6ca4e1f83bf869bf.jpg - djmollusk, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2"America-destroying" Nope.
- HelloNavi, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1So digg's having another installment of "older than the internets theater" today? How about something I didn't see 2 years ago on 4chan next time, eh?
- yonas, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Blast!! I was blocked by my employer's firewall.... :-(
- nathanwalker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I get that a lot on digg. Still funny to read the comments. I just wish I knew what everyone was talking about with this alleged "Pirate 'shop" ... :-|
- m00dy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2EDIT - at first i comment on how come i cant go beyond page one and had to pay 10 bux, now i realise how stupid i am DIGG DOWN
- Butt3rs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1@tdizz66...the mouth is the 'butt-hole' hehe...
- baronvonrolo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Does anyone dare look at Goatse long enough to make it safe for work??
Go on.. I dare you. - charlesroper, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3What? No tubgirl?!?
- Xpoc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9That would be nearly impossible to make clean...
- KMye, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Supergirl is hot
- hugejimmy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6and her breasts look out of this world!
- markdr123, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14http://uplued.com/waffleimages/files/07/07c1e1cf7d604e4f814ce5213c467367a92babdf.jpg
Fantastic. - Shenaniganz08, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3damn these people are creative I was expecting dozens of microphones and banana's :)
+1 - socokoolaid, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1This one was really creative...
http://kalleboo.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/3c/3ca06d36018e8d76e52275933c452dfe98f973e0.jpg - russellnation, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13here's one I made just now.
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q229/russellnation/notporn.jpg - CoronaVegas, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Look at all the happy people!
- bioskope, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1http://img.waffleimages.com/29f5c8f97c01332456140e1155357385b2116bc7/vanilla%20icecream.JPG
Goddamnit it woman, its an ice cream not a *****
- bioskope, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1http://img.waffleimages.com/29f5c8f97c01332456140e1155357385b2116bc7/vanilla%20icecream.JPG
- ahknight, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I don't know what's funnier ... the thread, or the McCain presidential ad on the left of it...
- fritts1227, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Amazing thread. I LOLd at the lemonparty... dont die damn you!
- ForrestGump, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1
some one do one of this http://www.goatse.cz- hdtvdust, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Gee...how oriignal you are.
- bioskope, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1http://img.waffleimages.com/183e48b3bd2f512f40f2213b4db863aaf7e3efbd/streetfighter.JPG
NSFW !!!!!
Her skirt is riding up - Blastcaps, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Seriously, where is the original supergirl, i must know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- BeardedTacoFish, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Agreed
- hdtvdust, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0The fact that this is so high up on the top Dugg list makes KEvin Rose cry. Even for the lame "funny photo" submissions, this is lame. Most of them were HORRILBY done.
- muzy, on 10/31/2007, -7/+2fooking ***** thread
- Blastcaps, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Supergirl!!!!!!!!!!!! (NSFW)
http://inorpo-b.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/91/91f50aee43abbff1c84a25a817a9cd16d98d7e63.jpg - likeninja, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I've seen this post everywhere!!! So I did the socially-responsible-thing… and funny thing.
I invested two hours cleaning-up porn, which one is your favorite:
http://www.selfhelphypnosisjunkie.com/porn-addiction-articles/cleaning-up-porn/
Warmly
JP - likeninja, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0This one is my favorite:
http://www.selfhelphypnosisjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/tera-patrick-pic-small.jpg
Warmly
JP - Impetus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Funniest - thing - ever.
- zdiggler, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1SA FTW!!!!!!!!
- alliedcvil, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0hahaha this is hilarious still half of them aren't sfw
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