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Knife, Fork, and Spoon Table [PIC]

objection.pt — I feel that if you sit under this table and rub your legs against this the wrong way, you're going to get stabbed.

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  • 1KrazyKorean, on 10/11/2007, -5/+142Lol I would never put my fork down on the table, prob because I would never find it again..
    • tamar, on 10/11/2007, -13/+8plastic silverware FTW!

      that or chopsticks.
    • strikezero, on 10/11/2007, -17/+15@1krazykorean

      all you would have to do is just grab one from the table
    • aliengoods, on 10/11/2007, -3/+71Ah...finally a table that will bring the spork into mainstream acceptance.
    • Rileyper, on 10/11/2007, -7/+22Wheres the Sporks
    • Unclekoolaid, on 10/11/2007, -10/+7Id like to see the dishwasher for that thing!
    • jeffeb3, on 10/11/2007, -11/+1Isn't it called a foon?
    • Monolith3, on 10/11/2007, -2/+23That table probably weighs a ton. Literally.
    • hoppdawg, on 10/11/2007, -12/+60"Lol I would never put my fork down on the table, prob because I would never find it again.."

      I get it. Because the table is made of so many forks, knives and spoons, that might loose your utensil because so many look the same. Oh the hilarity.
    • airmann90, on 10/11/2007, -5/+2Found on the same website: http://www.objection.pt/html/furniture/susdesign.htm
      Ingenious!
    • terror96, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5@ 1krazykorean

      chopsticks anyone????
    • saikiranr, on 10/11/2007, -7/+3@1krazykorean: "I would never put my fork down on the table"

      Let me correct that for you - "I would never fork on the table". There, fixed !
    • donwilson2, on 10/11/2007, -3/+13I'd need a really huge dishwasher to clean that table...
    • PRlME, on 10/11/2007, -6/+5thats forking cool!
    • aoneal417, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5"So if the left fork is the salad fork and fork on the right is the dinner fork, then wtf are the other 200 forks used for?"
    • divxrippimp, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6are we sure this isnt a 3d render?
    • divxrippimp, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5it has to be a render, the lighting on all the silverware is EXACTLY the same... and look at the corners and edges of the table, it seems to just bend and meld... nothing sticks out... id say cgi... but then again i could be wrong and forced to sit on the table nude for my ignorance...
    • spliffy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2grabbing his sitting wife by the arm, bob swooped dinner settings off the kitchen table and in one fluid motion he removed his wife's panties from under her dress and scooped her onto the table. it was a movement so fluid bob surprised himself. as he was undoing his belt buckle he noticed his wife's face turning a bright shade of red and then she let out a scream. "oh i want it too baby!" exclaimed bob. but sadly it was the 258 forks and 372 knives in his wife's ass that made her cry out.

      and so bob's second whole hearted attempt at a spontaneous flare of passion with the mrs was foiled again.
    • markdr123, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1It's a render but it's fun. That's the important thing.
    • shadus, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1actually it looks more real here than in that pic ... http://www.objection.pt/html/home.htm


  • halleyscomet, on 10/11/2007, -1/+75I can't imagine the grief of trying to clean up after some spilled soup.
  • speaker219, on 10/11/2007, -11/+15Mirrror just in case:
    http://s3.amazonaws.com/speaker219/Precious-Famine.jpg
  • polyGone, on 10/11/2007, -9/+4It would be better if it was made from a knife, a fork, a bottle and a cork. That's the way we run NY. Right on.
  • krist69, on 10/11/2007, -1/+22okay, so where do i put my beer on that?
    • akatherder, on 10/11/2007, -2/+77Why would you need to set it down?
    • ahawks, on 10/11/2007, -2/+68Why would he need to sit it down?

      To cut his steak, damnit!
    • RJNavarrete, on 10/11/2007, -2/+99"To cut his steak, damnit!"

      You mean his wife didn't already do that?!?
    • Kickersny, on 10/11/2007, -5/+20Shouldn't she do that for you?

      EDIT: Damn you, RJNavarrete.
    • Sabin, on 10/11/2007, -7/+6Real men don't cut steak, stab it with a fork or knife and tear the meat from the bone with their teeth....or at least those of us without wives to do the cutting for us.
  • FearMEiDEA, on 10/11/2007, -3/+36That's alot of forking silverware.
  • bralynn, on 10/11/2007, -2/+35It's like 10,000 spoons..
    • flippinjeremy, on 10/11/2007, -1/+37and all you need is a knife...
    • dawgma, on 10/11/2007, -1/+31isn't it ironic?

      no.
    • unknownsoldierX, on 10/11/2007, -17/+5Leave Alanis Morissette out of this, dammit.
    • ihate2regist, on 10/11/2007, -11/+5yea she sucks
    • ogre2112, on 10/11/2007, -7/+1I'd bone her.

      I wouldn't tell anyone afterwards though.
  • TheThestral, on 10/11/2007, -0/+33that looks like a torture device.
    • imadeaprofile, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7it's not torture, it's an "enhanced interrogation technique"
  • Samputer, on 10/11/2007, -5/+1Huh, "sit" under this table?, it looks about a fork length high - perhaps budget cuts meant they couldnt afford any more knives and forks
  • akatherder, on 10/11/2007, -0/+19Let me guess. They have little tables to use as plates and.... broken up plates to use as flatware.
  • Nupeper, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1I wonder if its dishwasher safe?
  • irishpunk, on 10/11/2007, -0/+19Well remember everyone...spooning leads to forking, not sure if it holds true for this table though....
    • jiggawoot, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6And forking leads to knifing... In the back. Damn her, why did she leave me?
  • KhaotikEvile, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14I guess there really is a spoon.
  • LordSkywalker, on 10/11/2007, -0/+25Let me just say: This thing is stupid.
  • JoeBaynham, on 10/11/2007, -5/+1How would you know what knife and fork was yours when your eating your dinner?!?!
  • dakilla91, on 10/11/2007, -0/+21Why would I sit under the table and rub my legs?
  • Novion76, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Oh geez that could end up painful.
  • anagoge, on 10/11/2007, -1/+25Is it just me who thinks it looks rendered, rather than being real? Maybe it's because there's no background. I'd quite like to see this in an actual environment.
  • DiggzDE, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1everyone knows that spooning always leads to other things
  • flyinsaucier, on 10/11/2007, -3/+10What a knife table that is.
  • thekauf, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1dug just because tamar's description is so funny.
  • trollick, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1Photoshoped
  • ladofdestiny, on 10/11/2007, -6/+2"knife to see you so spoon....don't forkget your drink...

    heh heh...hmmm....guys? guys? ;)
  • teddyrux, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1I feel like sharing: http://www.flickr.com/photos/teddyrux/110351455/
  • PlayWithFire, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12i dugg this because it was a neat picture and yet the poster managed without AMAZING, AWESOME or BEST YOU'LL SEE TODAY
    • ogre2112, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2I dugg this down because if everyone posted their stupid little drawings then Digg would suck.
  • podgerkev, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3"I see you've played 'knifey / spooney' before"
    • mdeppi01, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1No one gets the Simpsons reference? Wow. I feel old all of a sudden.
  • jdaniel284, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1Obviously photoshop'd.
  • Chrelion, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Definitely rendered. It's a textured surface. Why is it that none of the utensils sticks out past a certain range and the whole thing looks flat?
  • CMOSLogic, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1definately a cute concept. I guess you could cast the thing in clear resin but sheesh.... I only looked once but i might go with chrelion on this one and say it's rendered. It would make a pretty cool table, still. If all the spoons and forks were made of high polish aluminum it'd actually be movable, too. You can give aluminum a temporary shine with some polishing powder and a nice buffer.

    Dunno... is it real?
  • jessejames632, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Spoon I may buy this forkin knife table!
  • guitargod, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1looks like cg to me
  • lurbzdaemon, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1But will it blend?
  • DickDickerson, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1But will it blend?
  • triont, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Looks like the angry husband looses again. I could imagine some guy just sitting at a table like this, getting mad and trying to slam his hand against it. I'd love to see how he'd explain that to the doctor.
  • BorisT, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2"There is no spoon."
  • dseang, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1But... but... where's the can opener??

    /starves to death
  • ozraptor, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0I call it "Ode to Sheffield"

    I have always been a little simple like that
  • solarwind24, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Yep it's a render for sure. C4D i bet.
  • vkzawa, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Now the real trip....

    ...It's held together with magnets!
  • francois87, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1hmm, yeah it looks real indeed.. just wasted 5 seconds that id like back
  • Kinjiru, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Why?

    Why Not!
  • W0lfcake, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1OUCH! Why the hell did i put my elbow on the table, this table teaches manners in a very strict way.
  • magicmanfeyrune, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0On same site:
    This would be cool in a skate park.
    http://www.objection.pt/html/urbanfurniture/frame.htm
  • computergeek23, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0THATS SO KOOL!!!!
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