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Pictures of the Craziest Urinals From Around the World

secretsites.de — If you pissed in one of these bad boys, you would remember it for life.

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  • REBOP, on 10/12/2007, -84/+13I got crabs from a urinal at CBGB's.
  • mistercharlie, on 10/12/2007, -2/+76The guillotine one would definitely make me tutle up.
    • michaelkirk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+86The soap dispenser made me laugh. I think it should be in the womens room though, but still funny as hell.
    • SuperiorKarsch, on 10/12/2007, -15/+1yeah... I can go outside...
    • Rekzai, on 10/12/2007, -19/+4How funny is hell ?
    • Jo9100, on 10/12/2007, -10/+1@rezkai

      just like family guy...
    • Augie1969, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9In college, freshman year, there was a (mostly always) drunken football player across the hall that used to sleepwalk, walk into neighbors' rooms, open desk drawers, and piss in there. Good times.

      Just thought I'd share.
  • bofhcabbit, on 10/12/2007, -1/+147Hahahaha, the one with all the girls holding the tape measures and cameras & gasping is about twenty minutes from where I live.

    It's in Vancouver, Canada in a bar on Broadway.
    • amillion3, on 10/12/2007, -0/+59I can't wait to piss in that bathroom! Thanks for identifying it for me.
    • robbyt, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7it's also in this bathroom at a restaurant in tokyo.. don't remember the name of it- but the restaurant has this 'haunted train station' theme.
      you know it's japan, because the bathroom was too small to take a proper picture in: http://flickr.com/photos/mache/128129137/in/set-72057594109695553/

      oh also, the tokyo one swings back-and-forth and sings a crazy song while you pee..
    • chewy5000, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2it was in the newspaper
    • dcpar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Yah it's at Joey's (near granville and broadway) -- I kept going to the bathroom just for the ego boost....
  • balibones, on 10/12/2007, -9/+3I wonder how many of those are in Germany.
    • BobbyOnions, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2It does say "WC Weltreise", which - literally translated - means "WC world journey [travel]", so I'm guessing it's from locations around the world...
  • mandarin, on 10/12/2007, -1/+56Whats with the urinals right next to each other? Whoever built that toilet should be banned from building anymore....
    • rcran, on 10/12/2007, -3/+117'You sir are BANNED from building toilets!'
    • joel.smith, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12His and Her toilets...

      It's an amenity! That's class, my friend.
    • samuelcotterall, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1There are toilets like that in the ladies room of a bar I drink in.

      Or at least that's what I'm told.
  • kevin28282, on 10/12/2007, -10/+3they should've included San Luis Obispo's Madonna Inn Urinal. Basically you are pissing into a water fountain. When you step up to it a sensor hits and triggers a flow of water. It's pretty incredible.

    http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img.urinal.net/madonna/Dcp_0250.med.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.urinal.net/madonna/&h=717&w=474&sz=89&hl=en&start=5&tbnid=r-BOgVo5C76z5M:&tbnh=140&tbnw=93&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsan%2Bluis%2Bobispo%2Bmadonna%2Binn%2Burinal%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN
  • shaun1018, on 10/12/2007, -30/+21. Weird Urinals
    2. ???
    3. Profit!
  • jasonkristin, on 10/12/2007, -11/+1That last one is weak.
    • WallnutBoy, on 10/12/2007, -16/+2That last one's mine ;)

      ...yep, and im gonna get dugg down for such a comment.
  • aph33x, on 10/12/2007, -36/+5NSFW

    Also, *****.


    • radu79, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8You must be working in a really boring place..
  • SueprSheepdog, on 10/12/2007, -6/+40what a waste of a nice looking tuba
  • lorensingley, on 10/12/2007, -0/+140Nothing I like better than staring a complete stranger right in the eye as we both take a huge smelly dump in a small room.
  • 1DMK2N, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2The soap dispenser.. Dirty!
  • darkamster07, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24LOL in the one where the male and female toilets are right next to each other, in the middle is a kiddie toilet featuring the tiger from that freaky japanese toilet training video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-UJXCw6vyk
    • ictoan, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1Wow great video. haha, though strangely enough, the words under the female and make picture are Korean. O_o
  • Easty, on 10/12/2007, -2/+79I've pissed in one of those Belgian urinals where they stick a fake fly on it to keep you focused.
    Not really as impressive, though.
    But I am going to, one day, peel the sticker off with my piss. IT'S MY LIFE GOAL.
    • PaperMonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+37Too bad the fly is actually laser etched into the urinal surface so the best you could do is try to wear away whatever pigment they put in there...
    • idonthack, on 10/12/2007, -0/+68Or just pee on it so hard you blow off a chunk of the porcelain.
    • spookyttws, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4At the Red Lobster by my house they have urinals with bees etched in them (about a half foot above the drain). I'm not sure if it was odd branding, or for aiming purposes. I looked for the company online, but found nothing.
  • buttheads, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1good boy posting it!
  • rekanize, on 10/12/2007, -13/+3A good portion of those are photoshops... Shame, since it casts doubt on those that are real.
  • brstilson, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1Wrong article
  • jhofman, on 10/12/2007, -2/+30There is this urinal in a hotel in Louisville that is made of one way glass, with a high traffic hallway/art gallery behind it. It's more like a big peeing wall than a urinal. The water just cascades down into a long trough.
    • bushawa, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Get us a picture of it!
    • mysticmcj, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20Yeah, I just pissed in that Friday night. It's in "Proof" Restaurant, on Main St. It's attached to an Art Museum / Hotel, Hotel 21C.

      The mirrors over the sinks have little digital LCDs with eyes staring at you.
    • MixMastaKooz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I've heard cool things about that place but never made it there when I was in Louisville (I was across the street at the Science Center)...

      In St. Louis, there's a bar by Busch stadium that also has a one way mirror, but they're above the urinals and its the mirror at the entrance to the girls restroom. So you'll have girls put their makeup on while your pissing...kinda disconcerting...
  • huhwhathuh, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRNn-3EpfMo
  • darkcaps, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8What no waterfall urinal?
    • smb3d, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5There's one of those at a bar in Savannah, GA. I can't remember the name though.
  • NinjasR2Cool, on 10/12/2007, -7/+6Wow I would have been pissed if I had missed this article.
  • FakeFakerson, on 10/12/2007, -5/+75The Saddam one looks photoshopped for sure.
    • bushawa, on 10/12/2007, -11/+9It is real, there was one at the Elks Lounge in Evergreen, Colorado when I was a kid.
  • CBTF, on 10/12/2007, -1/+53In Germany I found one that had a little soccer net inside of it with a ball on a string... when you pissed on the ball, you scored goals.

    It was kickass. They should do stuff like there here, you'd have less idiots whizzing on the floor.
    • supremesonic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26http://www.wee-goal.com/

      Disturbingly brilliant.
    • openyoureyes17, on 10/12/2007, -13/+3i don't understand why guys can't pee in the toilet. is it really THAT hard? do you NEED a soccer ball in the urinal to keep you focused on peeing? guys bitch about girls and bathrooms. at least we just pee and get out without staring at a mobile above our heads for an hour.
    • SuperMoonMan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Honestly, I think that thing would make my life much better.
    • MrNolan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Ha! The bar I watched most of the World Cup at in Boppard, Germany had those things. After the third game of the day I was scoring goals like it was going out of style.
    • mrpink.137, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I remember that! It was in a Subway that I went to. I felt so accomplished after taking a whiz! :)
  • broeks, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1crazy toilets = bad boys?
  • sully213, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18Is it just me or do all of the "flower" urinals at the top look like vaginas?
    • abeg, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18Maybe Georgia O'Keefe helped designed them
    • betobeto, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4I guess that is kind of the idea.
    • noahhoward, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11I was thinking that... then I decided it didn't matter after seeing all the open mouth ones....
    • Litespeed, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Well a flower is essentially a reproductive organ so it stands to reason that it looks like one.
  • sarahes, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1Yeah, some of those are horribly photo shopped...Saddam one, the fuzzy pink one, and the one with the face.
  • andergriff, on 10/12/2007, -37/+2They look faggy if you ask me.
  • massrox, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7European urinal tour anyone?
  • Seemster, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1funny none the less.
  • OwdenBowden, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2Nice hobbie. Maybe you want to take up fishing?
  • HarryBauzonia, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16They look hard to keep clean.
    • crosintoski, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18It was easy. I just used your toothbrush.
  • Spast1c, on 10/12/2007, -6/+0hahaha they are hilarious but its nothing compared to me pissing on a washing machine in the kitchen of a gig venue in london last night while watching enter shikari live. that was the most memorable piss of my life.
  • antdude, on 10/12/2007, -12/+5How about a goatsecx one?
    • rhettnyedotorg, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1omg lmao. GOATSE PEE. it would be like max hardcore or something.
    • lalusr, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6you are a sick ***** bastard
  • cheekybastard, on 10/12/2007, -11/+5I am very pissed off about this article.
  • Topher06, on 10/12/2007, -9/+0Dugg up for not being amazing.. But honestly, does Digg need to censor p*ss?
    • Dorn2006, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1"But honestly, does Digg need to censor p*ss?"

      No
  • feross, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1A NSFW warning would be nice!!! I'm scrolling through the pictures and get to the end when a co-worker walks by... oh sheesh...
  • KevinRoseFetus, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1I think the one with Saddam is George Bush's urinal.
    • MosaicM, on 10/12/2007, -17/+29Personally I'd rather pee on Bush that Saddam. Bush has done far more to hurt me than Saddam has.
  • larrykoopa, on 10/12/2007, -8/+0no comment on the last one O_O
  • MScrip, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12I don't care what a urinal looks like... just make the damn thing big enough so it catches ALL of the piss. I hate the smell of other people's piss!

    They've got urinals that flush themselves, but if you can't get all the piss in the urinal... it doesn't help much! I guess people's aim sucks.
  • civperc, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1buried because they stole a photo that one of my friends took on vacation
  • darthsteve, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5Now we need to find the craziest urinal PUCKS from around the world..
    • t4k3n, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2i knew a guy whos party trick was to eat the urinal cakes.....

      his breath was always loo fresh ...

      *shudder*
    • WaltDismal, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1@ darthsteve "Now we need to find the craziest urinal PUCKS from around the world.."
      ......And the best-tasting ones!
  • otep, on 10/12/2007, -4/+4someone should make one that functions like those water pistol games at county fairs and amusement parks ........
    give you boys something to do in there and maybe keep everything a bit more tidy.
    • yoda133113, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2That's the concept of the targets and other such things in the bottom of a urinal, it actually improves aim and lowers the cleaning effort at the end of the day.
  • TheHRE, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8There's a bar in Austin TX, The Aquarium, where the wall you face as you stand at the urinals is a one- way mirror allowing you to look out onto the dance floor as you pee. It became popular for a while for drunk chicks to flash the mirror...so that was nice.
  • IntellEJent, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1Buried as inaccurate and as wrong topic. First of all, toilets and sinks aren't urinals. Second of all, plumbing isn't very technological. :
  • dani8559, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1Does anyone else think that a few of these are photoshopped? Toilet with eyes and teeth, saddam hussein, lady's toilet with wine glass... they all look fake and sort of blurry/pixelated
  • kensai111, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2+1 for the girls with the cameras, tape measures, gasping,etc.
    • Miche1987, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5That's as close as you'll ever get to that situation.
  • lispy, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1The two funniest I have ever seen are one in a Berlinclub where they replaced the mirror at the sink with a hole in the wall looking in the girlsbathroom.
    Boy, was I flattered when I looked up and found out I just turned into a girl. :)
    The other one is at my town (munich) at a bar called "Nage&Sauge". It has a thermometer in the the Urinal that measures the temperature of your urine.
    Makes for great contests! http://www.nageundsauge.de/
  • Tarl, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0The public urinals in mainland China make all of these look like toys. :p
    • Anonymous3, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Speaking of fun in China, I went to Forbidden City and noticed people have no clue what "find a toilet and go there instead of in the streets" means.
  • sctechguy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2The soap dispenser is remarkably similar to this one: http://www.theloadedgoat.com/Pictures/HoffSoap.gif

    Although, the one in that link is rather disturbing...
  • stork123, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1suddenly i have to make tinkle
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