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sloshspot.com — Did you see the fight outside a little while ago? These two girls were fighting over a short guy named [your name].
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- SVOboy, on 07/03/2008, -1/+13I like them both at the same time.
- badwithcomputer, on 07/03/2008, -4/+186"So I had a front page story on Digg today..."
- CCB0x45, on 07/03/2008, -0/+10I was always curious what Gob used to pick up all those lovely ladies.
- scottsutherland, on 07/03/2008, -0/+14Roofies
- CCB0x45, on 07/03/2008, -0/+19Not roofies... forget-me-nows.
- emaredubyou, on 07/03/2008, -0/+8all he needed was Franklin and a little magic.
- badwithcomputer, on 07/03/2008, -0/+6A trick is something a whore does for cocaine...or candy.
- moomincharlie, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1Actually lol all you like, but that line works for me ^_-
- bmorris, on 07/03/2008, -0/+4That was funnier than anything in the article. Except # 24.
- elizabethb221, on 07/03/2008, -0/+5I would much rather that be said to me than anything from that article.
- Haoie, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1Slapped. For sure.
- wiggs08, on 07/04/2008, -0/+3"What the ***** is digg?"
- JohnDo, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1That is so something my boyfriend would say....
- anitarivas, on 07/14/2008, -0/+0This would get my attention ~
- CCB0x45, on 07/03/2008, -0/+10I was always curious what Gob used to pick up all those lovely ladies.
- sukmydigg, on 07/03/2008, -1/+7Slapped while getting laid...ditto SVO.
- tucsonsun13, on 07/03/2008, -9/+89I'm over bars and clubs. Sick of blowing money. The party's in my pants, at my house. Come over if you want some.
I'm gettin' high and playing Mario Kart, eating Doritos.- chaos7, on 07/03/2008, -1/+13lol
- justice7, on 07/03/2008, -2/+16you had me up to the part about Mario Kart
- Tr33fiddy, on 07/03/2008, -0/+7yeah me too.
SNES MK though and I'm back in.
- Tr33fiddy, on 07/03/2008, -0/+7yeah me too.
- digitallysick, on 07/03/2008, -1/+16Nothing better than weed and mario kart!
- Rambus89, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2ya ya!
- jcaino, on 07/03/2008, -7/+5Is your mom joining too? Being that you're still in her basement and such...
- thesquire, on 07/03/2008, -2/+11This is why diggers don't have girlfriends.
- petershultz, on 07/04/2008, -0/+1This is why girlfriends don't have diggers.
- teagal, on 07/03/2008, -6/+0You need to go to bars to find a woman? That is sad in itself.
You still live at home with your Mommy too?
Woe, and you think women would be turned on by that?
I think you have a lot to learn.
There is NO LINE that will get a woman in bed!!
Not any real woman.- tucsonsun13, on 07/03/2008, -3/+1No, I don't. It was a joke.
I work at the #1 biotech company in US, probably in the world.
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I make 50K a year, and I have a condo in San Diego. - Elranzer, on 07/03/2008, -1/+3$50K/year in San Diego is almost poverty.
- rtcrooks, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1Did you miss something?
- justice7, on 07/03/2008, -0/+4Just curious about why it is wrong to find women in any particular place? (other than a funeral or wedding haha!)
Bars arent bad, the Internet is the same really; and parties/through friends etc is norm. I don't see why you're so anal about meeting women.
teagal, tell me, how would you suggest doing so? - IllBeBack, on 07/04/2008, -0/+1"Woe"?
Oh woe is you?
- tucsonsun13, on 07/03/2008, -3/+1No, I don't. It was a joke.
- Gutshizzle, on 07/03/2008, -2/+2More like the party is in your mouth, and everyone's coming. :)
- rainydaywoman, on 07/03/2008, -0/+4You had me at high....then once again at Mario Kart...I'm so there.
- phoenix43, on 07/03/2008, -0/+7It honestly depends on the location of the slap.
- Acglaphotis, on 07/03/2008, -4/+6Rofl @ "Hi, i make more money than you can spend.".
- anitarivas, on 07/14/2008, -1/+0I wish a guy would use that one on me!
- Acglaphotis, on 07/14/2008, -0/+1why are you replying to an 11 days old comment?
- anitarivas, on 07/15/2008, -0/+0Because I could not sleep and thought it was funny.
- anitarivas, on 07/14/2008, -1/+0I wish a guy would use that one on me!
- Evolutuon, on 07/03/2008, -1/+52"You're like a champion bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you."
- serif69, on 07/03/2008, -0/+7That only works in areas where women watch fishing shows.
- upick, on 07/03/2008, -11/+66. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
That'll get your the lamest line of the century~- MisterEX, on 07/03/2008, -0/+4Naw, it's all about execution my friend. Go up to a girl and say something completely lame, but do it with a playful smile so she knows you're just being silly, and she'll smile back. Now, ice is broken, and the game is on.
If you don't get a girl, it's not because of the first lame thing you said, it's because of the 50 lame things you said after it. - Markpdotcom, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1I don't know why you're getting dugg down... that line maybe worked once in 1955, but has never worked since!
- MisterEX, on 07/03/2008, -0/+4Naw, it's all about execution my friend. Go up to a girl and say something completely lame, but do it with a playful smile so she knows you're just being silly, and she'll smile back. Now, ice is broken, and the game is on.
- cristina350, on 07/03/2008, -2/+86Number 8 is cute. "My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?" but the rest are pretty lame
- IglooBurner, on 07/03/2008, -0/+0I would actually use this... maybe one of these weekends.
too bad the site is running slow... I can only pick up bit and pieces on the threads. - fas2, on 07/03/2008, -1/+32Classic:
15. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?- gymbrall, on 07/03/2008, -0/+16He dazzled me with logic...
- firskey, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1Maybe.
- ryusen, on 07/04/2008, -0/+0fate casts some doubt on it...
- siobhankeogh, on 07/04/2008, -0/+1My response to that would be, "No, I'd tell you to go ***** yourself."
- IglooBurner, on 07/03/2008, -0/+0I would actually use this... maybe one of these weekends.
- ilskootli, on 07/03/2008, -2/+34Dugg for "Head at my place, tail at yours".
- Timmaay, on 07/03/2008, -1/+9Coffee? Tea? Me?
- nunofgs, on 07/03/2008, -2/+3Isn't that a quote from the late 80s movie "Working Girl"? OMG, can't believe I actually know that without googling.
- Markpdotcom, on 07/03/2008, -0/+4I dugg you down to hide your shame!
- nunofgs, on 07/03/2008, -2/+3Isn't that a quote from the late 80s movie "Working Girl"? OMG, can't believe I actually know that without googling.
- lmhoward, on 07/03/2008, -1/+36I tend to sleep with every single guy that says that polar bear one. It is that good.
- Innisskillin, on 07/03/2008, -4/+26No, you are just a slut. What are you doing this weekend?
- kravex, on 07/03/2008, -1/+11Errrr, you've got 2 heads....
- sterva, on 07/03/2008, -8/+1Guess what????? You're a whore!!! Congratulations!!! Enjoy sharing your STD's
- ryrysofly, on 07/03/2008, -2/+177Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- nunofgs, on 07/03/2008, -0/+8Haha, brilliant.
- rald84, on 07/03/2008, -1/+14giggity?
- passedoutghost, on 07/03/2008, -0/+13The only line you'll ever need.
- walshgopher, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1Does this compact spray look like bear mace to you?
- trdrstv, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1"There's free candy in my van."
- Acglaphotis, on 07/03/2008, -1/+4Pedobear?
- Acglaphotis, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2Too strong, half the times you end up killing them.
- lenlol, on 07/03/2008, -0/+4I fall for this one every time
- didgital, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1I wasn't picky, why should you be?
- ryusen, on 07/04/2008, -0/+0dude.. that is awesome, i need to remember that one.
- FameMoney, on 07/03/2008, -5/+0I feel a lots of comments coming ....
- GeorgeCarlin, on 07/03/2008, -0/+15I drink your milkshake.
- justice7, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2no, you drink my milkshake.
- coyote1284, on 07/03/2008, -0/+4Ahhh! A ghost! You know, you're not so funny now that you're dead.
- nunofgs, on 07/03/2008, -1/+1516. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
Funny, short and profitable!- AngryAngryBrian, on 07/03/2008, -0/+12I am going to be a millionaire!
- ajv570, on 07/03/2008, -0/+5Is that your final answer
- BuzzDiggity, on 07/03/2008, -3/+4"hold on, i just want to check if i hit fp on my iphone" (source: jaybol)
- djbuffnstuff, on 07/03/2008, -1/+6just watch out if a girl gives you this number: 310-495-5412.
also a good back up if an undesirable girl comes up to a guy. but digg users don't have that problem do they? - HallenbeckJoe, on 07/03/2008, -0/+13126. i put on my robe and wizard hat...
- IAmCuteKitty, on 07/03/2008, -6/+20For those who don't get it http://bash.org/?104383
- grail1973, on 07/03/2008, -2/+1... want to see my rapier.
- jggube, on 07/03/2008, -0/+28"Wanna to head over to my place and check out my level 70 warrior with tier 3 epics? I'm the main tank of the top raiding guild on the Stormscale server."
- Lugano, on 07/03/2008, -0/+16Pfffft tier 3, noob
- AnarkeIncarnate, on 07/03/2008, -0/+3went all the way to Level 70 wearing molten core crap......
- D4CH, on 07/03/2008, -0/+6If the girl says yes, she's a keeper - untill she ganks you endlessly
- Lugano, on 07/03/2008, -0/+16Pfffft tier 3, noob
- dyreschlock, on 07/03/2008, -1/+19How the hell am I supposed to remember 11 when I'm in a bar.
- AdamFromMyspace, on 07/03/2008, -0/+6it's more in the delivery than exactly what you say
- say592, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2Write it on your hand.
- petershultz, on 07/04/2008, -1/+1write it on your dick.
- shauntacular, on 07/03/2008, -8/+2I lost my number, can I have yours?
You have an extremely breath-taking hiney. - haral, on 07/03/2008, -6/+2Already down...
- kjd84, on 07/03/2008, -4/+12*kiss kiss* VERY NICE HOW MUCH??
- Calinthalus, on 07/03/2008, -1/+6727. Nice shoes, wanna *****?
- numb, on 07/03/2008, -2/+9That one seems a little abrupt. How about one of these:
27. Wanna get a pizza and *****, or don't you like pizza?
28. That dress looks great on you, but it would look even better on the floor next to my bed.
29. If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?- walshgopher, on 07/03/2008, -0/+9coming from a female, those three are older than "wanna dance?". The nice shoes wanna ***** worked on my sister when she was a teenager but now shes 23 with a 7 year old and an 8 month old
- numb, on 07/03/2008, -2/+9That one seems a little abrupt. How about one of these:
- JanYpe, on 07/03/2008, -13/+7Well that was 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back.
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How about just; "Hi, I love your _________"
(insert best feature)- Clodhopper, on 07/03/2008, -0/+9jumblies
- BeforeSputnik, on 07/03/2008, -1/+44They always love it when i insert my best feature.
- Thrilltone, on 07/03/2008, -4/+2Your 'trigger thumb' ?
Sounds like you've been dating real plums.
- Thrilltone, on 07/03/2008, -4/+2Your 'trigger thumb' ?
- LZeppelinJ0, on 07/03/2008, -0/+19Maybe I could win the Snorg Tees girl over with one and/or all of those lines...
- qutepangy, on 07/03/2008, -3/+0Good post! :)
- mx13punk, on 07/03/2008, -8/+1In tier 3 epics? really? Remind me to transfer to your server and become your guilds new tank.
- jamesdew, on 07/03/2008, -0/+10do they have reply buttons in your guild?
- isuisorisuaint, on 07/03/2008, -7/+4mirror: http://www.duggback.com/food_drink/25_Lines_That_W ...
- prabjot, on 07/03/2008, -1/+56. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle. Extremely lame ! Got a Booo for this :(
- serif69, on 07/03/2008, -1/+10Your mother booed at you?
- SmokeyTreats, on 07/03/2008, -0/+9It's all in the delivery my friend.
- joshuagor44, on 07/03/2008, -5/+0Number 8 is the best.
- nyx210, on 07/03/2008, -3/+1These will only get you a nutshot and a lawsuit. Not worth it...
- Escamotage, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2no. 11 is the ballz.
- Masternajee, on 07/03/2008, -2/+0"That blouse would look really nice on my bedroom floor"
How about the age old "Hello". - Bornhuetter, on 07/03/2008, -0/+3Would anyone like a wormdo?
- jamesdew, on 07/03/2008, -0/+3What's a wormdo?
- SubKamran, on 07/03/2008, -7/+2Nice shoes, let's *****.
- f4nt0m4s, on 07/03/2008, -1/+41"Pick up lines, chat up lines, whatever you call them, we've all heard at least a few. There are some that will invariably send women running for the hills, and others for which you can only hope the lucky girl is very, very drunk when you let them fly. The bottom line is there is a very negative stigma surrounding these sleazy attempts at starting a conversation that will end in fornication. However, there are some lines that deserve mention and merit a list in such a fashion as we've created. These are lines that are good enough to fool a women into thinking you are clever and creative enough to continue talking to you beyond a "yes" or "no" response. While we do not claim to be Mystery AKA the Pickup Artist, we do know that a solid intro is the first step in impressing your potential mate. Here are some of the finest one, two or ten-liners that you are sure to bring success at the bar.
1. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. My name is _________.
2. Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
3. Inheriting 80 million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart!
4. You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway.
5. You look like my second wife, and I've only been married once.
6. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
7. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
8. My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
9. Get your coat, you've pulled.
10. I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
11. Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
12. Greetings and salivations.
13. I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
14. Did you see the fight outside a little while ago? These two girls were fighting over a short guy named [your name].
15. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
16. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
17. Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.
18. (Give the person a pint of beer) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
19. I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
20. Excuse me, do you want a double entendre?
21. Is your husband still on nights?
22. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
23. You're going to have to buy me a drink?
Her: What for?
I dropped mine when I saw you.
24. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job?
Her: No.
Do you want to do lunch?
25. There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?" - junkwheel, on 07/03/2008, -0/+9The best was "Hi, can I buy you several drinks"
Head at mine, tail at yours was good.
Loooooooads of weaaaak and seriously face scrunchingly laammme ones though. - offtone, on 07/03/2008, -0/+4Do girls actually fall for these, or do guys just like to collect pick-up lines and pretend they're well-equipped with "chick bait"? If they do work, it'd almost HAVE to be pity sex...
- coyote1284, on 07/03/2008, -0/+6I'm not to proud for pity sex...
- melance, on 07/03/2008, -0/+17I've never used a pick up line but I love to read them because they're like one-liner jokes.
- walshgopher, on 07/03/2008, -1/+3If a guy walks up to me or one of my girlfriends and tries to use one of those pick up lines in all seriousness, he's going to get turned down. If a guy walks up and chats and smiles and has charm and then he says a cheesy pick-up line like its a joke, like he appreciates the cheesy-ness it becomes adorable.
- TheAmazingBob, on 07/03/2008, -4/+5A bit back someone forwarded me a list of geeky pick up lines, my favorite of which was "You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
- digitallysick, on 07/03/2008, -0/+9girl in photo one has a strange sore on her right arm, i think i would leave her alone
- KunoJ, on 07/03/2008, -0/+9She (and the others) also have interesting swells on their chests. I think I would investigate...
- bigfatpaulie, on 07/03/2008, -1/+10It's a bruise. So she's got a boyfriend and she doesn't listen.
- firemillen2, on 07/03/2008, -0/+11Hi, I've got 345 karma points on Reddit and I want to spend it all on you.
- gegroff, on 07/03/2008, -0/+6Some of those will get you laughed at.
#11 Fails as a pick-up line. That is a pick-up story.- eviljolly, on 07/03/2008, -0/+4But if it works, you're probably getting laid with no strings attached.
worth a shot...
- eviljolly, on 07/03/2008, -0/+4But if it works, you're probably getting laid with no strings attached.
- cwmather, on 07/03/2008, -2/+2826. Are you from Ireland? Cause my penis is Dublin.
- digiframes, on 07/03/2008, -0/+5I don't understand why this wasn't on the list.
- steviep111, on 07/03/2008, -2/+0#2 is the best
- ThatEvilGuy, on 07/03/2008, -0/+31This the best line to pick up girls and it always works.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-703832692 ... - Josephfour, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1www.duggmirror.com
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