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Chef's Dream Omelet Made From Recipe That Came in His Dreams watch!

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  • thatfunman, on 07/24/2008, -0/+46Damn! It would be fun to cook with that guy. Lemon tomatoes...mmmm.
  • hollywoodphony, on 07/24/2008, -0/+44I think he may have started a phenomenon with those lemon tomatoes.
  • kilogrammatic, on 07/24/2008, -0/+40Now I know why chefs always use whisks: the only method to keep Robin Williams away.
    • klipseracer, on 07/24/2008, -6/+1In all reality doesn't it have something to do with getting too much air into the eggs?
    • Bidofthis, on 07/24/2008, -2/+2hair on the legs? wha??????
  • teriyakisause, on 07/24/2008, -1/+14Don't mess with success boys and girls.
  • mmmmmmmCHIPOTLE, on 07/24/2008, -3/+35Great Cooking Tips:
    - Omelet goes great with glasses of tide, which reminds you to do your laundry
    - Talk to your mailman while omelet is cooking
    - Keep burning heat high to cook omelet quickly before your legs stop working
  • juliebubb, on 07/24/2008, -11/+3Taking out butter with a shoe horn...given all the crazies in the world I worry about the fact he didn't specify a new/unused/sterilised shoe horn! Funny clip though!
    • Lumiras, on 07/24/2008, -0/+5Wow...you really don't get it, do you?
  • swrostmore, on 07/24/2008, -6/+1redacted
  • MaxMWood, on 07/24/2008, -2/+59Argh! The Onion can be hilarious but I always think its a serious article until I click it and find "THE ONION" its quite annoying.
    • klipseracer, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1I didn't realize until I saw the videos at the bottom.
    • Mathieujofis, on 07/25/2008, -0/+2ditto. I was really interested to find the recipe for the best tasting omelette that came to the chef in his/hers dreams.

      was not expecting keys/graham crackers to be part of it.
    • PsychoDesigns, on 07/25/2008, -0/+1Not me, I get excited every time I see that favicon in the new tab...
  • paulot, on 07/24/2008, -17/+9I'm surprised he didn't put onions in his omelet too. Get it? Onions, for The Onion! I'm here all week folks!
  • Balinsky, on 07/24/2008, -8/+2i do this all the time except for my dreams are inspired by pot...
  • c4sh, on 07/24/2008, -14/+7Came in his dreams?
    I haven't done that since middle school.

    /rimshot
  • myranttoyou, on 07/24/2008, -6/+80Dug for having absolutely nothing to do with Dark Knight.
    • superfuxxorr, on 07/24/2008, -4/+40Dugg for mentioning dark knight.
      • mystdragon333, on 07/24/2008, -9/+6Buried for mentioning the dark night.
      • sloppjyoe890, on 07/25/2008, -4/+6Dark Knight'd for mentioning dugg.
    • RadiatedAnt, on 07/24/2008, -3/+5Yet you tie the dark knight into this whole mess...
    • thatfunman, on 07/25/2008, -1/+3*cough* Dark Knight on the brain *cough* j/k This is the 5th Dark Knight reference today I've encountered today. 1 online and 4 IRL. Dugg for randomness.
  • OBAMAAAAAA, on 07/24/2008, -17/+4Every time I go to the bathroom, a massive torrent of semi-fluid urine/diarrhea will come pouring out of my anus and encrust my chair, my pants, and my legs in a crusty orange paste. Then I will be fossilized to my chair until someone comes along who is brave enough to endure the reaking odor and to cross the fecal marsh of mush radiating from my stool dares to break his water...bucket over my head and peel away the festering refuse that caked me.
  • ThePerkins, on 07/24/2008, -10/+0The title lead me to believe the chef made an omelet out of his wet dream ejaculate.
    • sockpuppets, on 07/24/2008, -0/+7You probably don't want to let your future employers know your Digg id.
  • piratazephyri, on 07/24/2008, -0/+16"if you still have all your teeth"

    man, i hate dreams where my teeth fall out. they're the worst.
    • cousinmeril, on 07/24/2008, -1/+6Yea, that line hit close to home. I can't tell you how many times I've woken up in a panic because I though all my teeth were gone.
    • WhoDoneIt, on 07/24/2008, -2/+0Try being native. :(
    • z0mb13, on 07/24/2008, -0/+8Freud claimed that dreaming about your teeth falling out meant you were guilty about masturbating. You should fap proud to avoid those dreams.
    • kelpee, on 07/25/2008, -0/+2I've heard that when you dream your teeth have fallen out, someone close to you will die. Now if you dream of eating your keys and have broken all your teeth out, it probably means you should lay off the late night burritos.
    • Elliuotatar, on 07/25/2008, -0/+2Man, I didn't know that was a common dream. I've had it myself. That's weird!
    • danibobanny, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1I read that it means you are afraid to be embarrassed about something. The losing of the teeth represents embarrassment. Ordinarily I don't really place any stock in dream interpretation, but since this one is so common, maybe there's some truth to it.

      Then again, maybe everyone's afraid to be embarrassed :)
  • freezerburn666, on 07/24/2008, -1/+5that was funny :)
  • Borgcube636, on 07/24/2008, -4/+1Oh... when I read the title I thought it was real. I pay attention to my dreams, so it didn't seem unusual to me. Now that I see it's from the Onion, well...
  • thegrantman, on 07/24/2008, -4/+0Not their best work but still head and shoulders above anything else.
  • dogatemypron, on 07/24/2008, -5/+4Did that guy just put lemon peel in an omelet?
  • jazzfunkblues, on 07/24/2008, -1/+4dugg because dreams are so completely tripped out that this made perfect sense.
  • ian937262, on 07/24/2008, -7/+1Onion videos made me hate the onion anymore. At least I have my old onion books to enjoy.
  • chrisc3, on 07/24/2008, -2/+6The onion always owns me
    • HumanGlitch, on 07/24/2008, -1/+3Confront your problems and learn from it.
  • arcticblue, on 07/24/2008, -5/+4Can we please stop submitting stuff from The Onion? If you are going to submit their *****, at least put it in the COMEDY section.
  • bigstinky, on 07/24/2008, -0/+15Never trust a skinny Chef...

    What that has to do with anything, I don't know.
  • Paranoidmarvin, on 07/24/2008, -0/+4Took me a moment to notice it was the Onion. After that it all made sense.
  • dancinns, on 07/24/2008, -0/+22And I thought I was the only one that kept bacon in the bathroom.
  • clarafi, on 07/24/2008, -3/+4At least his dream omelete didn't have any secret sauce.
  • green1152, on 07/24/2008, -1/+12This guy talks in circles like my boss!
  • babystar69, on 07/24/2008, -10/+1fake...
  • mneinast, on 07/24/2008, -2/+16"came in his dreams"
  • dk2hint, on 07/25/2008, -3/+2Love The Onion on the The Onion website. Not on Digg. Buried.
  • HornsForSale, on 07/25/2008, -2/+0Interesting concept. Perhaps we could follow it up with a sequel like "The giant Zucchini that ate Fargo" or something normal like that.
  • fudged71, on 07/25/2008, -3/+3Funniest Onion video
  • spacebuddy, on 07/25/2008, -4/+1who is this loser?
  • mangojump, on 07/27/2008, -0/+1Whenever I click a story on digg and the onion pops up it feels like I'm gettin rick'rolled. I'd love it if most of their stories were actually true...
  • optoomistic, on 07/27/2008, -0/+1the KEYS lmao
  • tekavideos, on 08/01/2008, -0/+1Seems delicious. I'll try it lol
  • ChefGamer, on 08/06/2008, -0/+0LMAO so if i dream of sesame chicken & cook it can i appear on a show too?
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