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  • lucy22, on 07/13/2008, -1/+30Guy is sneaky. I am sure they must have caught him.
    It is all on camera now days.
    • mattlohkamp, on 07/14/2008, -0/+13obviously it's all on camera - you're watching it on camera.
    • emjaymj, on 07/14/2008, -2/+2The kid deserved it anyways, acting like the money was really his... his act works because it plays on people's greed.
    • aussiessuck, on 07/14/2008, -1/+4A real Ninja wouldn't have needed a distraction.

      Lame.
    • NeverReturnKid, on 07/14/2008, -0/+5How do you catch the thief when he looks like everyone else there?
  • alapoet, on 07/13/2008, -2/+18Nice move he's got there.
  • ippey, on 07/13/2008, -1/+83Weak. He didn't even use one smoke bomb.
    • jemka, on 07/14/2008, -0/+1No, that's Ninja Turtle.
      • ippey, on 07/14/2008, -0/+1I could be wrong, but I'm no so sure that ninja turtles are pre-disposed to using smoke bombs more than any other type of ninja.
  • CrudeDarkness, on 07/13/2008, -16/+3inaccurate. That's a Genin. Genin (下忍, Genin? literally "Lower Ninja", Viz "Junior Ninja") are the lowest level of ninja.

    he clearly failed the test. He won't be graduating anytime soon.
  • maerc, on 07/13/2008, -1/+27What the hell did he steal?
    • dasdef, on 07/14/2008, -0/+17probably a cell phone
    • superfirex80, on 07/14/2008, -0/+1I thought it was a money clip or wallet of some sort...
    • mojoface, on 07/14/2008, -0/+3Looked like some sort of phone or PDA
    • yahoofrom, on 07/14/2008, -0/+83G iPhone. he couldn't afford it.
    • audioscience, on 07/14/2008, -0/+14Snickers bar.
    • c0ldmetalz, on 07/14/2008, -0/+5he stole a phone, it said on the video clip in chinese.
  • chkdg8, on 07/13/2008, -0/+11He took too long to make his disappearance. Plus, you can see his true identity. And,we all know that cameras wouldn't be able to photograph a true ninja. He's got some catching up to do on his scrolls unless he was stealing a rare and important scroll. Plus, if you look at 0:38, the guy vanishes into thin air!
  • slightlyoffbeat, on 07/14/2008, -1/+68If you slow it waaay down, you can see that the ninja stole the computer in the back left corner and replaced it with a fake cardboard one.

    Very clever.
  • williamlee, on 07/14/2008, -1/+9This furthers my theory that 'asian + techno = ninja'.
  • ufia, on 07/14/2008, -3/+29The victim sitting at the computer was a pirate, so he deserved it.
  • gameradam, on 07/14/2008, -3/+4Looks like he stole a mobile phone or something the guy had on the desk. Wallet probably.

    Still hilarious, well done.
  • skaspud, on 07/14/2008, -2/+14haha. i bet they were playing starcraft.
  • kubedawg, on 07/14/2008, -1/+19*an
  • dasdef, on 07/14/2008, -4/+2Hahaha one of the related videos are hilarious.
    I lol'd at :21
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAO8IeKQpAw&feature ...
  • jave8u, on 07/14/2008, -2/+1The black shirt on the right definitely saw the ninja in the act but he turned around right away. Bastard.
    • craigg77, on 07/14/2008, -0/+2That guy was an accomplis. notice that he distracted the green shirt bystander? And then left when the theft was done?
    • hfx392, on 07/14/2008, -0/+2The dude in the dark shirt at the bottom was totally in on it.
  • JoeHammer, on 07/14/2008, -5/+6Now if they could just put that much effort into driving safely.
  • P1um, on 07/14/2008, -0/+4Distractions are good, but I still prefer a good 'ol dagger to the neck.
  • Kornstalx, on 07/14/2008, -0/+2What did he drop on the floor to use as a decoy?
    Money?
    • mojoface, on 07/14/2008, -3/+1He moved the kids backpack and said something like "is this yours?"
    • luzai, on 07/14/2008, -0/+4Yes, money. That's what the subtitle said "Hey bro, you dropped your money" and what he stole was a cell phone (at least that is what the subtitle reads).
  • CarStan, on 07/14/2008, -0/+14fake, you cant see real ninjas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM
  • Eavesdropping, on 07/14/2008, -0/+2That guy hovers like people do when they're waiting for you to lose your dough in the slot machine at the casino. Hoverers are always bad news.
  • Mysticode, on 07/14/2008, -0/+3I'm thankful that Digg comments are still more coherent than the comments on Youtube. Praise Hojo!
  • TheTjalian, on 07/14/2008, -0/+1This guy is not a ninja, he fails.
  • WebWorker, on 07/14/2008, -0/+1I like how at the end he disappears into thin air.. I guess there's a timer on how soon he could hide again.
  • MYarms, on 07/14/2008, -0/+2How to be a thief, yes. How to be a ninja, no.
  • whuddafugger, on 07/14/2008, -1/+1crackheads in korea? who woulda thunk...
  • diggerpleez, on 07/14/2008, -0/+12Did anyone notice there is a partner in this crime? Watch the guy to the right of the yellow shirt wearing guy. He is paying close attention at the end, and right as Ninja #1 is making the grab, Ninja #2 distracts the yellow shirt guy.
    • trostle, on 07/14/2008, -0/+1I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed that.
    • jasonh1234, on 07/14/2008, -0/+1Good eye! I missed that.
  • JaredClayton, on 07/14/2008, -1/+0Quite comical.

    Though he's pretty bad at it. Not saying i'm good or anything ;-)
  • Grazfather, on 07/14/2008, -0/+1I can almost do that, except the part where he ***** DISAPPEARS. (0:38)
  • grantHamNeck, on 07/14/2008, -0/+0Protip: Keep your wallet in your pocket.
  • HellsFire, on 08/06/2008, -0/+0not a real ninja i hunt ninjas for a living and in 20 years only got 2. u cant see real ones.
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