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Birds Love Rich British People

environmentalgraffiti.com — Much like Gwyneth Paltrow or Madonna, birds prefer to be around wealthy British people. Simply put, the wealthier an area is, the more likely it is to have larger populations of birds such as blue *****, coal *****, and great *****, all of whom are particularly attracted to bird feeders; (and don't start with "*****" jokes, please)

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  • degron, on 02/12/2008, -15/+91My girlfriend has a pair of great *****. I get a lot of joy from caressing them, kissing them and holding them while I sleep. I probably wouldn't like her as much if it were not for those 2 great ***** that she has.
    • VinnieDaMac, on 02/12/2008, -9/+24I like your girlfriend's ***** too. Nice & perky.
    • tizz66, on 02/12/2008, -4/+36Do you feed them regularly? I hear nuts are appreciated.
    • recruz, on 02/12/2008, -8/+1i love *****
    • soot, on 02/12/2008, -4/+12Your girlfriend should pet my cockatiel.
    • pastaq, on 02/12/2008, -3/+4All the information you need to know about taking care of your girlfriends ***** can be found here:
      http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/*****
      • deenoop, on 02/12/2008, -2/+3this is awesome.
        "Two ***** at rest. A pair of ***** is known as a rack."
        It says that. i swear!
      • deenoop, on 02/12/2008, -1/+2heh. oops. it amazing how'll you'll just believe whatever you read. oops!
    • techmaster, on 02/12/2008, -3/+6Rich people get all the *****.
    • dsmx, on 02/13/2008, -2/+2So many great *****, so little time.
    • rishichhibber, on 02/13/2008, -1/+2What about her "small furry feline"? Please illuminate us on that too!
    • MrSidnet, on 02/13/2008, -1/+2She should get some boobies.
    • BearinG, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1You must be from a wealthy area
  • inghamb87, on 02/12/2008, -7/+15gotta love the great *****!
    • maddhopps, on 02/13/2008, -1/+1They're attracted to bird feeders. Time to switch professions!
  • sotopheavy, on 02/12/2008, -4/+30Blue *****? Mystique, Smurfette or Cookie Monster's fat man boobs?
    • Nudar, on 02/13/2008, -1/+1Please be Smurfette. Who didn't have a crush on her as a kid?
  • ghm101, on 02/12/2008, -6/+53Another "no ***** sherlock" waste of time state the obvious study.

    Rich areas have more trees and gardens, so it goes without saying that a few more pigeons would pop by to ***** on the garden ornaments.
    • thebaron2, on 02/12/2008, -1/+9Not to mention well off folks are more likely to throw away edible food. More trash = more lunch for the birds.
    • hiplobonoxa, on 02/12/2008, -1/+5it's the study of the obvious that is most important. conclusions are not drawn from common sense and a cursory observation. what you have stated there is a hypothesis. now do your research to back it up.
    • smokewater, on 02/12/2008, -1/+2Or maybe pop by to ***** on the *****.
    • Fxer, on 02/12/2008, -1/+3The article said that bird population was proportional to the number of feeders on the area "independent of factors like large yards or parks being present in the area". So much for your common sense.
    • bosssmiley, on 02/12/2008, -1/+15Dear Sir
      Oh please let's not be silly with all this talk of "more trees" and "more table scraps". Birds love the better class of British people because of our lovely euphonious voices, the delectable smell of our personally mixed pipe tobacco and the cheery twinkle of sunlight off our tin pins. To believe otherwise is typical of the sort of cod-scientific lefty rubbish appearing in the gutter press these days. I would also point out that the regrettable increase in the local population of starlings (those filthy thuggish delinquents of the bird race) is a direct result of the abolition of National Service.
      Now, if you'll excuse me (*pops in monocle*) I'm off to write a stern letter to "The Times" about how poor people should be thrashed for their own moral betterment.
      Pip pip and Rule Britannia
      Your sincerely
      Brigadier(ret'd) Arthur Winslow St.John Bufton-Tufton, DSO, KCG and bar
      • Vodka2389, on 02/12/2008, -1/+2I wager that I can turn that brutish OP into a proper gentleman within a week!
  • rtknox00, on 02/12/2008, -5/+28this is all good for the *****, but what about the boobies?
  • sorensilk, on 02/12/2008, -1/+43Since this was about the British I thought they were using the term birds to mean ladies. Either way, it's true.
  • Ph0biA, on 02/12/2008, -6/+40*****.
  • inertic, on 02/12/2008, -3/+69Yeah, great ***** are usually attracted to rich people.
  • ShyGuy91284, on 02/12/2008, -5/+8How titillating....
  • sarixe, on 02/12/2008, -18/+4enough with the boob, i mean ***** jokes, guys.
  • SellotapeGuy, on 02/12/2008, -1/+11I saw a pair of blue ***** in my garden this morning, but I'm not rich (although I am british).
    • weirdness67, on 02/13/2008, -1/+4There's a female smurf in your garden?
  • alexanderhazard, on 02/12/2008, -11/+4this is lame.
  • RhodesSkolar, on 02/12/2008, -11/+2Bollocks.
  • HenvY, on 02/12/2008, -1/+38So when you're rich you get a lot of *****? Tell me something I didn't know...
  • overflow, on 02/12/2008, -2/+6Rich british people like birds like Gwyneth Paltrow or Madonna....
  • estacado, on 02/12/2008, -3/+4oops.
  • suckanucka, on 02/12/2008, -6/+2Mel Gibson is rich.
  • jeffinfremont, on 02/12/2008, -2/+5I've often found that it's easy to attract ***** when you act like they're not there.
  • samuraivanity, on 02/12/2008, -1/+15FTA: "Yes, that means you’re more likely to find a lot of great ***** in wealthy areas. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s get back to the science."
  • VinnieDaMac, on 02/12/2008, -3/+3I love *****, I like boobs too.
  • sigmaman2, on 02/12/2008, -1/+23Well, if we are going to talk about *****, we may as well talk about the cockatoo.
  • sheepyzors, on 02/12/2008, -7/+1no wonder we have so many birds where i live!
  • Calcularius, on 02/12/2008, -2/+8"It's already wiped out the Dodo, the Cuckoo, and the Ne-Ne, and it has nasty plans for the Booby, the Titmouse, the Woodcock, and the Titpecker."
  • Gunsotsu, on 02/12/2008, -3/+1Well, you do usually find the best ***** near rich people, so this study isn't much of a surprise.
  • ThomasPaine23, on 02/12/2008, -1/+4While Great ***** can be found from the UK through China, Korea, Japan and southeastern Russia, Rose breasted cockatoos like to hang out in Australia. But in truth, Boobies are distributed among the continental coasts of the eastern Pacific Ocean to Northwest Mexico and to Peru in the south. They are also plentiful in the Galapagos Islands and parts of California.
  • MarkusGarvey, on 02/12/2008, -1/+1Bird of prey....Red tailed tit grabber....
  • Ramble, on 02/12/2008, -1/+2It's a surprise birds like wide open country spaces compared to smog filled terraced houses?
  • is0ch4mb3r, on 02/12/2008, -1/+1i love rich ppl too, and rich *****
  • BadseedJR, on 02/12/2008, -1/+2You're seriously going to mention 3 kinds of birds with "tit" in the name and expect no tit jokes? Come on.
  • dontstaylong, on 02/12/2008, -3/+20the comments on this post are fantastic.
  • jmgoody311, on 02/12/2008, -4/+4This study is clearly proof that these ***** are hiding in the background, pulling strings to make some people very rich.

    I, for one, welcome out great tit overlords.
  • overkillingness, on 02/12/2008, -2/+7Dugg for *****
  • megabytehl, on 02/12/2008, -1/+2Digg: the bastion of good ti...taste.
  • flashingcurser, on 02/12/2008, -1/+2My guess is that wealthier neighborhoods have less feral cats. Feral cats can quickly destroy a songbird population. Wealthier pet owners are more likely to have their pets spayed/neutered and much more likely to have the local animal control on the prowl for strays.
  • XxIronhidexX, on 02/12/2008, -1/+6Ugh, my bird was squaking so loud right now, so I said to myself " I hate birds". Then I come to digg to relax and the first thing I see is a article on birds. I give up.
  • ripstuntz, on 02/12/2008, -1/+2Dugg for *****.
  • senatorpjt, on 02/12/2008, -1/+6If it weren't for *****, there wouldn't be any reason to be rich.
  • SweetChinMusic, on 02/12/2008, -2/+2*****
  • Antz0rz, on 02/12/2008, -3/+4In before 1000+ diggs due to "*****"
  • Changa, on 02/12/2008, -1/+3Ok... Was the article just an excuse for us all to say ***** today? Guess I will dig it for that reason alone.
  • diggonit, on 02/12/2008, -2/+3Sagging ***** often prefer less wealthy areas.
  • tpizz, on 02/12/2008, -2/+2Well they come in two's
    its hard to choose
    your favorite tit

    http://youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=eG611c9 ...
  • Soulbow2, on 02/12/2008, -2/+2Dugg for my immaturity.
  • giveer, on 02/12/2008, -1/+10Tried googling "great *****", but I kept getting sidetracked..
  • aquahell, on 02/12/2008, -2/+2Dugg for great *****!
  • Ihatenicks, on 02/12/2008, -3/+2Dugg down for being the dumbest article I've ever read..
  • 3leggedHorse, on 02/12/2008, -5/+2 Buried for the typically English tongue in cheek humor. Digg can do better than this for ***** sake.
  • jeffinfremont, on 02/12/2008, -2/+0I tend to be a big fan of boobies...I find the Peruvian variety to be quite striking. I also really like the blue-footed variety.
  • Cytranic, on 02/12/2008, -2/+5im in ur garden checkin out ur *****
  • techweenie1, on 02/12/2008, -2/+1What a coincidence I love rich Brits too...these birds have better taste than most people.
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