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10 Reasons You’re Not Having Sex

living.health.com — Not getting any? You ’re not alone: Women today have less time for sex than their 1950s counterparts. And it’s estimated that 40 million Americans have what experts call a sexless marriage (having sex less than 10 times a year).Here’s how to beat the top 10 sex busters.

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  • gavinhudson, on 10/11/2008, -7/+21Holymotherofbarrywhite! 40 million? Seriously, people, get some mojo. This is actually a decent list for long-time married people.
    • slvrbullet87, on 10/12/2008, -2/+1My guess is most of them are 60+ and cant use viagra because of a bad heart.
    • donttaseme, on 10/12/2008, -0/+2That's no sex in marriage. Doesn't mean no sex at all.
    • MrKite, on 10/12/2008, -0/+2You're probably not married. ;)
  • DemiRonin, on 10/11/2008, -16/+11Pre-reason to reason 6 - He's Gay
  • pickwickianmom, on 10/11/2008, -9/+1I've known lots of single women who believe they are scoring points over wives by getting married men into bed.
    There would seem to be noting easier after looking at this survey.
  • charm803, on 10/12/2008, -4/+136Reason 11: You spend too much time on digg.

    Diggers live in a virtual reality. Popularity is not based on how many people they have in their iPhone or Blackberry, but rather, who can get the most diggs on their digg submissions, and who can get their submission to the coveted front page of digg.

    To accomplish such a feat would require constant shouting to their "mutual friends" and constant reminders to "digg, shout, favorite and share please!" Many times, one sends a guilt trip shout that reminds their friends that they "just dugg your story, so digg mine." Desperation starts to sink in as they realize the time for getting their story to the front page has failed upon their efforts.

    They spend a majority of the time looking for stories to submit first and beat the regular submitters. New stories pop up at the oddest times, from midnight to 4 in the morning, and these diggers are there waiting for that story.

    Sex Rx: If diggers would use digg as it was meant to (read stories from around the world and move on) digg what they like, shared what they like without expecting diggs in return, they might get laid.
    • smartguy4932, on 10/12/2008, -2/+7I wish I can digg you twice...
    • user500, on 10/12/2008, -1/+4also submitting the same story over and over also wont get you laid or more friends
    • Tanze, on 10/12/2008, -1/+4you know, that probably explains why late night-early mornings on digg are so strange
    • shimmi147, on 10/12/2008, -0/+4This man speaks the truth.

      We might soon need a rehab for Digg addicts
    • p51d007, on 10/12/2008, -1/+1Why do you think more people are going over to mixx.com?
    • twertyto, on 10/12/2008, -0/+1I think you just may be on to something....now to go sleep with my wife.
    • CoreyTamas, on 10/12/2008, -2/+1Your points may or may not be valid, but I'm having trouble figuring out how they relate to an article about sex that has nothing to do with Digg.com.
    • AnthonyFTMFW, on 10/12/2008, -0/+1Will you marry me?
    • s0nicfreak, on 10/12/2008, -1/+1Pretty sure I've seen this exact article before, with that same comment made...
    • SolubleFish, on 10/13/2008, -0/+3well said, sir. I wanted to say something similar but now it would just be redundant. screw it, i'll do it anyway.
      1. You
      2. Spend
      3. Too
      4. Much
      5. Time
      6. Reading
      7. Pointless
      8. Articles
      9. On
      10. Digg

      Not as well thought out and articulate as yours, but it stays with the theme!
    • brainboy77, on 10/13/2008, -0/+1no, the real reason 11: I need to get a girlfriend.
    • crossmr, on 10/13/2008, -0/+3at least we know mrbabyman is getting the least amount of sex..
  • centurionx, on 10/12/2008, -10/+5Couldn't it be that people are just too depressed to have sex after being subjected relentlessly to the McCain and Obama show or the fact that their 401ks have virtually disappeared this month alone???
  • ligyron, on 10/12/2008, -16/+1111. Your man finds you unattractive. Lose weight
    • dfsjdkflasjk, on 10/12/2008, -4/+7 * Stay thin
      * Long hair
      * Sex anytime
      * Shut up
    • kefkaantakrist, on 10/12/2008, -2/+4This is actually already in the article, but in nicer language.
    • AnthonyFTMFW, on 10/12/2008, -1/+0hahahahaha, Leykis 101 ftw.
    • AnthonyFTMFW, on 10/13/2008, -0/+0Do people on Digg not like Tom Leykis?
  • TheMachine1, on 10/12/2008, -6/+71Reason 12: Your the only one in the room.

    Sex Rx: Hmm only one in the room?....unzip....
    • Switchnig, on 10/12/2008, -4/+6your what
      • Katana314, on 10/13/2008, -1/+3YES! A FELLOW GRAMMAR NAZI!
        Although I DID laugh at TheMachine.
    • jtbell04, on 10/12/2008, -0/+3Reason 13: I'm *****-ugly.
      • Katana314, on 10/13/2008, -0/+1OR you don't want us to see your face.
        Cause you're *****-ugly.
  • t3rmv3locity, on 10/12/2008, -2/+47For some reason I don't think this list applies to Digg users.
    • jsdratm, on 10/12/2008, -0/+17"10 Reasons You're Not Masturbating"

      There, I fixed it for you!
    • ICSU, on 10/12/2008, -1/+1Did it miss you are igly and you are awkward?
    • MrKite, on 10/12/2008, -1/+3Yeah, we get it 0 times per year. ;)
  • kangy3213, on 10/12/2008, -15/+1your ***** ugly

    hot fuzz anyone?
  • BradBrown, on 10/12/2008, -2/+28The gloryhole at the YMCA says otherwise.
  • stradf, on 10/12/2008, -6/+513. You post on Digg way too much
  • pastathellama, on 10/12/2008, -2/+16"Women today have less time for sex than their 1950s counterparts"

    I don't know what is worse, this or the economy exploding.
    • EricAnderton, on 10/12/2008, -0/+4While that's pretty sad, look at it this way:

      With less cash to go around in the future, people won't be able to afford to do much else other than have more sex.
    • Katana314, on 10/13/2008, -0/+1Quick, someone build a time machine.
  • SRSco, on 10/12/2008, -6/+34None of these reasons apply to me.

    Especially Reason 6 "Your man is just not into it."

    Who are the morons who dugg this on to the front page? This is stupid.
    • dilloway, on 10/12/2008, -6/+0I've been going at it for almost 10 years and I still feel as though I need it 2-3 times/day. I don't see that rate slowing anytime soon.
  • vinceislegend, on 10/12/2008, -1/+8People were definitely digging this without reading the article.
  • alex7575, on 10/12/2008, -4/+59For the average digger, the list is shortened significantly to:

    1- Inability to procure a living and breathing partner.

    Sex Rx: You're a Digger? And you want to have sex? LOL.
    • Tanze, on 10/12/2008, -0/+1LOL is now a remedy? its gonna be a good day!
    • renanrcarvalho, on 10/12/2008, -0/+2You lost me at "living and breathing partner".
  • XenoSNK, on 10/12/2008, -1/+28Very funny digg. An article for women about why they're not having sex. There's no girls on digg that aren't having sex. Men, plenty, but all digg girls have some nerdy guy hounding her.
    • newgirl1225, on 10/13/2008, -0/+1Lol, I think you just made my day. Cheers.
      • ryusen, on 10/14/2008, -0/+1now i'm just waiting for a horde of nerdy guys to hound you *gets the popcorn*
  • Motherfuhrer, on 10/12/2008, -1/+7Oh, reason #9 is the one. I prefer vibrators...
    • s0nicfreak, on 10/12/2008, -2/+2Then why not get your partner a vibrating ***** ring?
      • Motherfuhrer, on 10/13/2008, -1/+1Because she doesn't know how to install it on her pussy...
      • s0nicfreak, on 10/13/2008, -0/+1A vibrating strap-on, then.
  • banido, on 10/12/2008, -0/+16What's sex?
    • newbill123, on 10/12/2008, -1/+1Sex is the latin word for the number after five. Since you haven't matured beyond little endian yet, that's 01100000.
  • Soofi, on 10/12/2008, -33/+111. You are on digg.















































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  • rootsm3, on 10/12/2008, -1/+3That's *****.
  • johnquincysmith, on 10/12/2008, -0/+7The people who write these type of articles always seem to have no idea what they're talking about. It's well known that the #1 cause of a lack of sex is digg.com.
  • grantmoore3d, on 10/12/2008, -1/+15Oh, quit complaining, there are some of us who don't have someone to not have sex with.
    • dilloway, on 10/12/2008, -1/+0I think it would be equally frustrating to constantly be around a partner whom you're not having sex with.
  • Residents, on 10/12/2008, -1/+1311. You're getting too much head. *ZING*
  • jpaolini, on 10/12/2008, -0/+4In other news, Health.com is nearing collapse after only 100 Diggers look for sex advice from the Digg front page. Analysts say demand is still on the rise.
  • AutoTom, on 10/12/2008, -4/+1buried as inaccurate
  • spunalot, on 10/12/2008, -4/+3Dig has become a MMORPG.
    • Narcowski, on 10/12/2008, -1/+2Buried for failspelling
    • MrKite, on 10/12/2008, -0/+1No, digg has become predictable, and the forum community are all comic wannabees that fail miserably.
  • KiDMAJORA, on 10/12/2008, -1/+9#1. Get the hell off the internet and start ***** some bitches.
  • Buckwyld, on 10/12/2008, -1/+9Reason 14: You attract obese people while you are considered healthy and in shape.

    RX: Put the country on a ***** diet.

    :sounds like my life: lol
    • UNL1M1T3D, on 10/12/2008, -0/+7Fat girls ***** love me for some reason.
    • Mysk, on 10/12/2008, -0/+4Good luck with that!

      I empathize though. Just like Unlimited, fat girls tend to be attracted to me. If more people at my university used the brand new, multi-million dollar recreation facility with state-of-the-art equipment that was built over the summer then life would be so much better.

      Students don't have to pay a damn thing, and yet they STILL don't use it!

      It's ***** hopeless.

      edit: On the bright side, I use it and who knows? Maybe I'll meet someone there who does, too! ;D
  • homer420032003, on 10/12/2008, -0/+44I have sex almost everyday, almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday, almost Thursday.......
  • JCH897, on 10/12/2008, -2/+19I don't have sex cause my dick fell off.
    • homer420032003, on 10/12/2008, -3/+13Probably to small to find too.
    • PinkFloydFan, on 10/12/2008, -1/+6buried as inaccurate?
    • skybark, on 10/12/2008, -2/+2That's what happens when you jack off too much.
    • emazur, on 10/12/2008, -1/+1You don't want that
    • arjie, on 10/12/2008, -1/+1Your last name is Roark, I assume?
    • ChironBetaPrime, on 10/13/2008, -0/+2Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
  • tbredofsin, on 10/12/2008, -0/+3I'm surprised this article got to the front page. It's not an article FOR Digg, demographically. This is an article for longtime married couples (or people who have lived together for awhile).
  • duggdowncatisad, on 10/12/2008, -1/+3Picture is outdated. In 2008, the man would be reading the paper on a macbook while his wife reads that book on a kindle.
  • refriedbeaner, on 10/12/2008, -0/+3Women today have less time for sex than their 1950s counterparts? WTF am I doing in the year 2008. Hello Kevin Arnold's Mom!
    • jsdratm, on 10/12/2008, -0/+1I agree, Norma was a MILF. She did get a job in that one episode though.
  • oda1, on 10/12/2008, -0/+1510 reasons? I'll give you 20.
  • astroslut, on 10/12/2008, -7/+24FTA: Alternate: Fat Version.
    10 Reasons You’re Not Having Sex

    Reason 1: Your bed isn’t sexy anymore.
    -Because you’re fat ass smashed into an old gym mat.

    Reason 2: Your meds are stealing your sex drive.
    -But you have the energy to keep eating and are so doped up you don’t care that you can’t see your feet.

    Reason 3: Your crazy-busy life.
    -Hitting 3 drive-thurs during a half hour lunch, all the packaging Little Debbie uses, and the hours spent on the toilet.

    Reason 4: You don’t like your body.
    -No *****, fat ass.

    Reason 5: You’ve hit perimenopause.
    -Made up excuses to eat more.

    Reason 6: Your man’s just not that into it.
    -Riding the fat wave gets boring fast when you sober up.

    Reason 7: You’re depressed.
    -Not enough chocolate.

    Reason 8: Your man is Viagra-ized.
    -Of course you man’s dick looks as small as a pill, and you can’t feel it. He’s just picking a fold that could be near your vagina.

    Reason 9: You like your vibrator better.
    -Doesn’t block the tray of food on your stomach, or the T.V. And the industrial sized cord giving it power, also doubles as a rope to help pull you out of bed.

    Reason 10: You’re sick and tired.
    -Because of your big bones, and glandular problems. Plus, so few fast food delivery options.

    --And yes, I am aware that I personally fall into reason number 11.
    11. Spends too much time on digg.
  • bshock, on 10/12/2008, -0/+14Reason 11: my wife looks like Jabba the Hutt.
  • figjam1981, on 10/12/2008, -9/+3BURRIED FOR WHO GIVES A ***** WHAT WOMAN WANT?
    • Mysk, on 10/12/2008, -0/+3This would be (one of the reasons) why you're not getting sex, figjam.
  • skybark, on 10/12/2008, -4/+211. You're ugly.
  • ybfree, on 10/12/2008, -5/+2Forgot one, men who do not help out with the kids or bills. That's real turn off.
  • KingGorilla, on 10/12/2008, -0/+14I'm glad to say it's not because I'm conducting a 36 man raid all by myself
  • Rudegar, on 10/12/2008, -9/+41. only have sex to get kids and dont! enjoy it!
    2. sex is free hippie love ***** and should be avoided
  • spriggig, on 10/12/2008, -3/+1Buried: 40 million is way to low.
  • FlyingPhotog, on 10/12/2008, -2/+611. Being a nagging bitch is a turn-ff to your man.
  • robev, on 10/12/2008, -0/+5This articles written for women, why are men digging it?
    • EricAnderton, on 10/12/2008, -0/+3A good number of the "prescriptions" in there are surprisingly pro-male. This isn't the typical Cosmo kind of "spice up your sex life" crap. Instead, there's stuff like: "your guy may be depressed and honestly not in the mood as much as he used to be, try talking with him rather than being confrontational."

      *Anything* encouraging people to stay sane, while their gonads are trying to hose up the works, gets a digg in my book.
  • smartass007, on 10/12/2008, -0/+18Reason 6: Your man’s just not that into it.

    Sex RX: Stop lying there like a corpse the next time he sticks it in. That's a guaranteed boner-killer.
    • ichbeineinrcg, on 10/13/2008, -0/+1Speak for yourself. The video for "Last Dance with Mary Jane" made a powerful impression on me.
  • U2groupie, on 10/12/2008, -1/+10I need a boyfriend. :(
    • docsimmons, on 10/12/2008, -0/+6Here comes an avalanche of friend requests
      • Comms, on 10/12/2008, -0/+2we're all here.
      • U2groupie, on 10/13/2008, -0/+1I expected an avalanche, and only got a small flurry. I don't think diggers actually *want* girlfriends.
  • Ephilation, on 10/12/2008, -0/+5Hmmm and here I thought it was because I don't meet people.
  • DomZy, on 10/12/2008, -0/+14buried
    they're assuming you've actually got someone to have sex with
  • p51d007, on 10/12/2008, -1/+4The "happy pills" I take (Effexor XR) pretty much kill any reason you want to have sex, but, considering the alternative, my family, coworkers & friends are better off that I take them. SSRI's have been a GODSEND for me. Once you are close to 50, sex? who cares.
  • welliwonder, on 10/12/2008, -0/+2because I'm working my ass off as I don't want to be living in a box during this next depression...
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