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Never Satisfied? Try These Six Negativity Busters

divinecaroline.com — Divine Caroline lays it out...

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  • NegativeIon, on 06/13/2008, -1/+227: Mediate your consciousness by willfully manipulating serotonin levels chemically
    • LizNovack, on 06/13/2008, -2/+5What's wrong with chemically manipulating serotonin levels? Much quicker.
      • cyberwiz01, on 06/13/2008, -0/+10Oh yeah, well I can raise and lower my blood pressure at will.
        • Netrilix, on 06/13/2008, -0/+9Why would you want to raise your blood pressure?
        • cyberwiz01, on 06/13/2008, -1/+21So I can lower it.
        • surian, on 06/13/2008, -0/+8Hmm... sound logic.
        • luet, on 06/13/2008, -5/+2cyberwiz01cyberwiz01
          56 minutes ago
          Oh yeah, well I can raise and lower my blood pressure at will.
          Reply
          3 Replies — best has 14 diggs

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          NetrilixNetrilix
          46 minutes ago
          Why would you want to raise your blood pressure?
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          cyberwiz01cyberwiz01
          44 minutes ago
          So I can lower it.

          Beautiful.
    • surian, on 06/13/2008, -0/+3And I wasted all that money on Zoloft...
    • thirteenthcor, on 06/13/2008, -3/+2Dugg Down

      I hate this massive gash of Estrogenic goo spilling out onto the Internets.

      Divine Caroline FTL

      One of my Most hated blogs.
    • Charnoble, on 06/14/2008, -0/+1"serotonin levels . . . umm . . . chemically"
  • puffinstuff, on 06/13/2008, -1/+32"maybe i'm just like my mother / she's never satisfied"
    • tokyomonster, on 06/13/2008, -3/+34After I leave, your mother is ALWAYS satisfied.
      • HairyFotr, on 06/13/2008, -5/+3Well, that's certainly good for your financial status, since you're offering a complete satisfaction or money back guarantee.
    • pockiez, on 06/13/2008, -0/+4Why do we scream at each other?
      • revjustin2, on 06/13/2008, -1/+4I think is what it sounds like when doves cry.
  • Motivaaator, on 06/13/2008, -2/+18Negativity is underrated. Don't quell it, embrace it!
  • soursandy, on 06/13/2008, -0/+54my 6 negativity busters are made from barley and hops and come in a handy carrying case.
  • stignordas, on 06/13/2008, -4/+6My ultimate negativity buster has 2 wheels and a throttle.
  • scooterbaga, on 06/13/2008, -2/+23I say, let me never be complete
    I say, may I never be content
    I say, deliver me from swedish furniture
    I say, deliver me from clever art
    I say, deliver me from clear skin and perfect teeth

    I say, you have to give up
    I say evolve, and let the chips fall as they may
    • KatoHamatsu, on 06/13/2008, -4/+1Now I'm confused.
    • liah, on 06/13/2008, -1/+2Very Fight Club.
      • DarkVandal1019, on 06/13/2008, -0/+0Its from the Dust Brothers Soundtrack to the movie.
    • bobdobolena, on 06/13/2008, -2/+7 I do not like them in a box.
      I do not like them with a fox.
      I do not like them in a house.
      I do not like them with a mouse.
      I do not like them here or there.
      I do not like them anywhere.
      I do not like green eggs and ham.
      I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
    • NotOptium, on 06/13/2008, -0/+4Man, ***** Martha Stewart!
      • spiritditch, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1Martha Stewart's polishing brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man!
    • insanebrain, on 06/13/2008, -1/+1You say too much
  • BlackVincent, on 06/13/2008, -10/+8"Be thankful for the big things" I say this each day I walk out of the shower.
    • pigducksheep, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1Because that's the time you spend wishing you had one?
  • stonebear, on 06/13/2008, -0/+14Cognitive therapy FTW: Verbally (it’s important) deny each negative thought, and state it’s opposite. “I’ll never get out of mom’s basement because the sun burns my tender flesh.” Becomes “That’s not true! I’ll get out of this basement when I’m good and ready. The sun is my friend!”
    • dangermouse4, on 06/13/2008, -0/+5Nice example stonebear.
    • missswiss, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1Nice! And funny because I can't go out into the sun because it burns cigarette holes in my skin. It's awesome.
  • xsquirrel378x, on 06/13/2008, -3/+23man, slow day for news
    • phorty40, on 06/13/2008, -1/+1seriously. where are the interesting stories?
      do i need to create one myself?
      like McCain declares war on Metamucil?
      • tech42er, on 06/13/2008, -1/+2Tim Russert dies? How the ***** is this a slow news day?
        • xsquirrel378x, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1yeah pretty sure we didnt know about it when we posted
    • Cglass, on 06/13/2008, -2/+1This article boosted my morale =) ... one of the first mental disease_self help articles on Digg that I DON'T suffer from! Woohoooooo :D
    • insanebrain, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1komkommertijd
  • hokie47, on 06/13/2008, -5/+2I am never satisfied with just one women at a time.
    • sockpuppets, on 06/13/2008, -0/+24Then download another one.
    • pigducksheep, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1Then I'm sure you are probably never satisfied at all.
  • mrinsanity, on 06/13/2008, -1/+7I thought it said SEX negativity busters. I guess that's what comes to mind first when I think of "not satisfied" :(
  • Calabahn, on 06/13/2008, -13/+9How does this crappy blog get on the home page so much?

    Buried lame.
  • zephc, on 06/13/2008, -6/+1Feeling down, but not down enough? Want to get downright suicidal? Try a dose of Funeral Doom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma1_menlyZ4
  • phorty40, on 06/13/2008, -1/+2good tips , but the grass is always greener is hard to stick to with all the advertisements and marketing everyone does to ensure we do feel jealousy.
    afterall envy is what sells designer bags doesnt it?
  • etx313, on 06/13/2008, -3/+6My ultimate negativity buster has three toms, six cymbals, and two sticks.
    • jaythree9, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1yeah! nothing like hitting the skins after a sucky day at work.
    • zzz@tkz, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1You lack a bass and a snare :(?

      Granite blocks are the coolest part of a drum kit.
      • etx313, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1I was trying to get straight to the point there. :)
    • jaymie, on 06/13/2008, -1/+2What, no cowbell? MORE COWBELL
  • ohmahgawd, on 06/13/2008, -2/+7If any of these tips are new to anyone here, you're either really young, or have been living under a rock.
    But I guess people need to be reminded.
    • Billbapapa, on 06/13/2008, -0/+2Common sense is just not very common - hence all the diggs.
      • ohmahgawd, on 06/13/2008, -0/+4I don't know. I've always thought common sense was really common, but just not commonly used. Like how most people who do something stupid know it's stupid before they do it, but they rationalize their stupidity, and suddenly it doesn't seem all that bad.
  • WCL23, on 06/13/2008, -12/+4Divine Caroline is the worst site ever. I'd rather get rickrolled. Speaking of which, here is a music video starring Rick Astley http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

    (Not a rick roll)
  • musicmanryan, on 06/13/2008, -10/+7Completely unsatisfying article.
  • Hooshy, on 06/13/2008, -4/+0would you like some cheese with that wine.... you say you want one thing but you mean somthing else.. blah
  • DroppedGT, on 06/13/2008, -6/+2Here a negativity buster, I luvv you very much yes i do xxoo muah puppy dogs and kitty cats and rainbows coming out your ass you touchy feely fagazoids.

    Apathy is where its at.
  • jwiesenborn, on 06/13/2008, -2/+14I bury articles from rhyming URLs.
  • Samsong, on 06/13/2008, -0/+17When you're down just remember that you, one little sperm, were better than millions of others wriggling for their lives in your mother's vagina.
  • lowspeedchase, on 06/13/2008, -12/+3Please dude, stop reading women blogs and posting them on digg. Also, please cancel your subscription to Cosmopolitan, you'll thank me when your nuts grow back.
  • Ph0biA, on 06/13/2008, -2/+7Give These To My Girlfriend. Shes Never Satisfied =(
    • rblancarte, on 06/13/2008, -0/+3Then you aren't performing well enough.
    • michael43, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1Buy yourself a penis extension.
    • Branyers, on 06/13/2008, -0/+3Why would you set yourself up like that?
    • Teck64, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1Send her over this way, I will feed her hunger >:O
    • pigducksheep, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1Obligatory diggers don't have girlfriends comment.
  • kraftj, on 06/13/2008, -0/+4This is really good advice. Those who don't relate probably can't comprehend it. But, I am one who is absolutely NEVER satisfied with ANYTHING. I make a goal, reach it, and feel like there's something better; so I change my path again and set another goal, reach it, repeat. It's like running in circles sometimes.
  • Dchandaman, on 06/13/2008, -1/+2that's what she said
  • tikistyle, on 06/13/2008, -3/+1I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
    • Cyclone83, on 06/13/2008, -0/+0Why would you raise your cholesterol?
    • insanebrain, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1I can raise or lower your digg level at will. . .and guess what I did . .
  • warispeace21, on 06/13/2008, -0/+9Negativity busters? But those never work!
  • DiggDugglas, on 06/13/2008, -2/+2Was digg's DNS hijacked by divine caroline?
  • WilliamHBonney, on 06/13/2008, -4/+3i cant believe i wasted 2 mins of my life reading that *****. buried.
  • dsa202, on 06/13/2008, -5/+2Cut yourselves.
  • crapmatic, on 06/13/2008, -0/+6"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
    -- Steven Wright
  • groone, on 06/13/2008, -1/+4that girl in the picture is hawt...
  • mwmccullough, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1It's the negativity that gives you the edge over your enthusiastically euphoric opponent. Relish it and let it make you stronger, fore without it you could be an easy target for the religious aggressors that seek to bury you.

    negativity=paranoia
  • 69sofine, on 06/13/2008, -3/+4Can someone please tell me who the ***** Divine Caroline is and why is she always on my Digg?
    • Teck64, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1I second that motion! ban them now, we don't need a wumans opinion.
  • monoa, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1As persuasive as The Atkin's Diet, The Secret and Ted Haggard.
  • eggballs, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1It's YATXL. Yet another top X list.
    • revjustin2, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1Top 10 Reasons Why Top 10 Lists Get Dugg
  • WoollyMittens, on 06/13/2008, -1/+2So you'll be happier if you're complacent. That sounds like awesome advice.
  • FireLark, on 06/13/2008, -0/+2Ah damnit, i never get a spaceship; I never get anyfing'.
  • PabloMac, on 06/13/2008, -0/+3I just forwarded this article to my wife.





    Uh-ohhh...
  • kineticarl, on 06/13/2008, -0/+1six? let's see... hammer. sledgehammer. mallet. nail gun. hand gun. shotgun. negativity decimated. satisfaction guaranteed.
  • clyde2801, on 06/13/2008, -2/+1Personally, I think this sucked. Buried as lame.
  • verdouxkai, on 06/13/2008, -1/+1The 7th stress buster... http://digg.com/comics_animation/REAL_Ultimate_Pow ...
  • paulmer2003, on 06/13/2008, -0/+3The grass isn't greener on the other side is a great tip. Learn to be happy with what you have. Count your blessings. Yeah, I know, easier said than done. Need to work on it, heh.
  • colasrtney, on 06/14/2008, -0/+1"The grass is just green." -local graffiti
  • CucumberBoy, on 06/14/2008, -0/+0First I was like: This is gonna suck... then I read the article and now it's awesome!
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