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World's Funniest Joke
news.scotsman.com — The most exhaustive scientific study ever in the field of humor has culminated gloriously in this, the world's funniest joke. Huzzah!
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- Icefreez, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Hmmm... I didn't even crack a smilewhile reading either of those jokes :-
- leadingzero, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0the article is really interesting how different areas of the world have different sense of humor. I agree that the first two jokes weren't funny at all, but the joke that supposedly appealed more to Americans and Canadians actually made me laugh a little
- tsupersonic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0wow, I am really laughing at that. People these days have no sense of humor. For a good joke site, try www.zug.com
- febryle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Monty Python (as usual) did this, did it better, and did it 30 years ago.
http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/joke.html - pr0t3st, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Day before yesterday my older brother saw a man die in a car accident. Ironically, when on the phone with the 911 operator, she told him to check and make sure the guy was dead. So after reaching inside the vehicle to turn off the engine for fear of it blowing up...and getting blood and brain matter all over his hand, he walked around to the front of the jeep only to notice that half the man's head was missing...
This is why I didn't like "The funniest Joke in the world".... - manfesto, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Man, I think it was in how horribly objectively the jokes were dissected that killed the humor the most.
- bugmenot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0That is a good picture.
- czechmate, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0This is almost three years old!!
- virga, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0not
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funny - jmccorm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0The number one rated joke was bland. Perhaps the thought of a handheld emergency advice service is somehow humorous to people in third world countries.
- xdviper, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0not even funny one bit
- GWoods, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1not even half a bit?
- Dotdotdot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0i didnt even smile... thats not funny its sick and horrible. A funny joke:
A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who dies first? The brunette - the blonde has to ask for directions on the way down.
See... - Abrican, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0It was a weak joke, but its not like its the end of the world or anything.
- logost, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Heard the texan one before but like this.
A woman from NewYork and a woman from Texas are on an airplane to NewYork.
Texas woman: "Where are ya'll from?" NewYork woman: "Well for one I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
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Texan: "OK, where are you from, bitch?" - Lumiras, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0well, the first one was kinda funny, but I thought the one with the dog had a very "Family Guy" feel to it. I found it the funniest, actually
- google_1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I like the way they said it better heh, newyork people arnt that smart
- casabona, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Wow it seems to me that a couple of people took this joke entirely to seriously- It was just a joke- some people should lighten up. its like me saying "I didnt like dotdotdot's joke because my mom is brunette and people jump off buildings and die."
PS- i liked dotdotdot's joke. - Porkape, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Q:What do you call a B;ack guy who flies a plane?
A:...A Pilot. You racist bastards. - theundone, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0oh ahahaha!...wait a minute. that wasn't even funny....
- Porkape, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0O Ya!
Q: What do u call a mexican without a bicycle?
A: Joaqin
Might be funnier for people in California. - dak1486, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0um, wow. i think this was news over 2 years ago...
- nugge7, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Watchin' my cat lick himself is funnier than this joke.
- Ruckgesicht, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I want the URL to the list of all the jokes & how they break down.
- Porkape, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Here you go for the breakdown http://www.laughlab.co.uk/summary.html
Jimmy was giving his little nephew a bath and the nephew asks, "Uncle Jimmy, What's the diffrence between your penis and mine?"
Jimmy replies,"Well, yours isn't erect". - chosenone-, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I knew those jokes beforehand... I was not impressed, although the hunter one is good :)
Here's a joke:
A bear and a rabbit are taking a ***** in the forest.
The bear turns to the bunny and asks "Do you have a problem with ***** sticking to your fur?" to which the rabbit replied "No, I don't."
And thus, the bear proceeded to wipe his ass with the rabbit. - BlazinX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0o_O
maybe it'll be funny tomorrow. - siouxmoux, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Eh? So what was the joke. I did not get it??
- mrshll, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0laaaame
- rookieone, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Hahaha...........haha.........look at me faking a laugh...man know that was really lame ppl.........i mean really.
- iamcliff, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0old jokes. . .heard them before. the results of the research from different nationalities was interesting, though.
- Shinigami, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0That wasn't funny at all.
- alexander000, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"The world’s funniest joke was unveiled by scientists..."
I think that's the joke. - tommy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1How does the joke that stopped the Germans in WWII go? Something like:
guy 1: My dog has no nose!
guy 2: Then how does he smell?
guy 1: Awful!
python? - mushroom, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Jimmy was giving his little nephew a bath and the nephew asks, "Uncle Jimmy, What's the diffrence between your penis and mine?"
Jimmy replies,"Well, yours isn't erect" thats ***** sick man
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