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Linux Developer Gets Laid

bbspot.com — Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid.

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  • ssam, on 03/30/2008, -17/+446http://xkcd.com/306/
  • tenderstorm, on 03/30/2008, -53/+9CONGRATULATIONS!!!111ELEven

    Next time install FreeBSD you'll have more time to play with girls....
    • xirtap, on 03/30/2008, -8/+5Because you give up when you ***** up while trying to install Gnome/KDE?
    • Ataxia2008, on 03/30/2008, -3/+12Seriously, why is this on Digg?
      • Killwize, on 03/30/2008, -1/+4Because Digg is trying to be more like ebumsworld now. It all started with the ability to digg pictures and movies, IMO.
    • GregFD3S, on 03/30/2008, -4/+1BSD sucks.
  • Philluminati, on 03/30/2008, -5/+555did she have a matching wizard robe and hat...
    • mindsnare, on 03/30/2008, -2/+95No, but she did have a wizard sleeve.
    • montroller, on 03/30/2008, -2/+10LOL he cast level 70 rigomortus to make things easier ;)
    • dontaskagain, on 03/30/2008, -17/+12Great bash reference
      http://bash.org/?104383
      • Ataxia2008, on 03/30/2008, -0/+14You're gonna be busy if you'll be telling us the source of the references people make on Digg...
        • dontaskagain, on 03/31/2008, -0/+3Everyone has to learn sometime, just like the person that explained these insider jokes to me once, i thought i'd do the same after my gf looked at me like i had 2 heads for laughing at the comment. But hey if your going to point out useless comments on digg, you will be much more busy than i
      • PleaseJustDie, on 03/30/2008, -1/+15dude seriously... who doesn't know the Legend of Bloodninja by now?
      • theWrkncacnter, on 03/30/2008, -3/+6haha, hey thanks -- I didn't recognize the reference at first, but now I remember it on bash.org
        I don't know why they digg you down
      • coresnake, on 03/30/2008, -1/+1I wonder if he cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism.
    • diggnifiedReply, on 03/30/2008, -5/+2Aight!
      • ayeroxor, on 03/31/2008, -1/+5aong.
        • BearinG, on 03/31/2008, -0/+3wow I'm surprised at how funny I thought this reply was..

          Good work
  • hello2usir, on 03/30/2008, -7/+314Sure, and unicorns are real too.
  • r3negadeX, on 08/11/2008, -22/+10What a bizarre site. It's like "The Onion" for unix
    • l0k0, on 03/30/2008, -1/+20No, it has parody articles on politics and science just like the Onion does.
    • Myonosken, on 03/30/2008, -1/+13You think the Onion was the first and only parody site?
      • linkin2, on 03/30/2008, -0/+12The Onion, established 1856.
      • lukas88, on 03/30/2008, -0/+2No, it is just the only funny parody site.

        (just kidding, bbspot has its moments)
  • PHiZ187, on 03/30/2008, -37/+303Bury this as inaccurate.
  • parent, on 03/30/2008, -2/+153theres nothing wrong with asexual reproduction, someone give the guy a hand atleast
    • Kronos6948, on 03/30/2008, -2/+66He's probably given himself one a time or two.
    • AbsurdParadox, on 03/30/2008, -8/+27I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
      • celkin, on 03/31/2008, -0/+3CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME AND WIN
    • MasterThief117, on 03/30/2008, -2/+4Well, he did put his male dongle into her female slot.
    • rz8472, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1Parthenogenesis FTW
  • TheWindBlows, on 03/30/2008, -32/+7How is this technological news?
    • Myztry, on 03/30/2008, -1/+18Did you see the girl in the red dress... He programmed her, and he got laid...
      • czeman, on 03/30/2008, -0/+3Wasn't that a different article? Blow-up doll with USB pussy or something???
        • Myztry, on 03/30/2008, -0/+5Spoiler: Matrix training simulation. Distracting girl in red dress...
        • czeman, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1I forgot the "/joke". lol
  • gmprunner, on 03/30/2008, -5/+152Did you guys feel that rumbling just now? Yeah, that was hell freezing over.
    • Light11, on 03/30/2008, -16/+3Record temperature down here, your grandmas ***** are hard as hell 8)
    • JQP123, on 03/30/2008, -0/+7"Yeah, that was hell freezing over."

      Nahh, that was just the sound of April 1st approaching.
    • ligyron, on 03/30/2008, -6/+30What's next?? a Mac user getting laid??
      • rpgmaker, on 03/30/2008, -3/+68...With someone of the opposite sex.
        • sittered, on 03/30/2008, -1/+35I almost protested because I'm gay, but then I remembered that I'm also a Mac user. Stereotypes win.
    • gtapro92, on 03/30/2008, -5/+3lol since when does freezing make things rumble
    • ADHD, on 03/30/2008, -7/+1your....stupid...
  • rhylan, on 03/30/2008, -13/+1wow
  • chingy1788, on 03/30/2008, -4/+270I gotta buy The Matrix
  • getrealnow, on 03/30/2008, -7/+128sudo sex then sandwich
    • kahrn, on 03/30/2008, -0/+44you mean, 'sudo sex && sandwhich'?
      • Matt2k, on 03/30/2008, -0/+15We're piping the input through a Z-machine interpreter. This is legal syntax
      • CoolGoose, on 03/30/2008, -0/+28sudo sex | make sandwich
      • SoulDesigner, on 03/30/2008, -0/+33that's bad - u will only get the sandwich if sex exits without errors, should use sudo sex; sandwhich
        • adrianmonk, on 03/30/2008, -0/+6Sandwich as a consolation prize: sudo sex || sandwich

          Or if you like to get creative with food and do them both at once: sudo sex & sandwich

          I think I'm done now.
      • HerbSolo, on 03/30/2008, -0/+38gotta say - you've got some funny nerds here at digg.
      • JustAboutReal, on 03/30/2008, -0/+5you'll probably need a sudu for sandwich as well... sudo sex; sudo make sandwich
      • ThreeDee912, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1Hello people...
        sandwich != sandwhich
        • OrangeSoda31, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1Hello world, I like sandwiches!
      • sfrench, on 03/30/2008, -0/+3make sandwhich |grep -v crust
    • Megatog615, on 03/30/2008, -0/+52Be careful, if you get an STD it'll gain root privileges!
      • FelixMC, on 03/30/2008, -4/+1He would just use the -rm command to get it out :P
        • adrianmonk, on 03/30/2008, -0/+18If there were a -rm command, that might work. ;-)
      • celkin, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2Impossible. Linux and OSX don't get STD's.
    • AmICoolNow, on 03/30/2008, -0/+7http://xkcd.com/149/
  • iddybiddy, on 03/30/2008, -10/+276"This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991"

    ... funny and accurate!
    • JonestownTea, on 03/30/2008, -1/+16Too bad the story is from September 2000. Who knows maybe 2 or 3 more developers have gotten laid since then?
    • ThreeDee912, on 03/30/2008, -2/+6[citation needed]
  • slightlygifted, on 03/30/2008, -5/+74"unfortunatly, he declined to tell us whether her age was in the triple digits. "
    • JrGhoull, on 03/30/2008, -13/+4or in the single?/joke

      edit: I dont mean it in the rape sense
      • stepfresh, on 03/30/2008, -1/+9good save.
      • praetoriansword, on 03/30/2008, -0/+0Choose your pedophilic jokes wisely, but once you do; tell them unapologetically my child.
        -Yoda? Gandhi?
    • OuTLaWOwnz, on 03/30/2008, -4/+13Or if her weight was in triple digits...
      • Shorties, on 03/30/2008, -0/+19I kinda hope it was otherwise he slept with a 9 year old
        • Gabberwok, on 03/30/2008, -0/+8Or Nicole Richie...
          • solonGFX, on 03/30/2008, -0/+3It really depends how you're weighing.. if it's in stones or even kg and she's in the tripple didgits... you'd probably be dead.
  • badwithcomputer, on 03/30/2008, -4/+36i like how the 2 on the end of this submission's url let's you know this kind of this has happened before...once.
    • silfiriel, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1many diggers must feel comforted now
  • Alex2, on 03/30/2008, -6/+355.. now he has "open sores".
  • hiPpymIck, on 03/30/2008, -4/+42like the thumbnail..

    "Thank you, God"
    • narutometal, on 03/30/2008, -10/+1Not God, but thank science or Richard Dawkins. Remember, most linux devs and users are atheist. :-P
    • coresnake, on 03/30/2008, -1/+2No he's mimicking the front cover of 40 year old virgin...and for a reason
  • jabz, on 03/30/2008, -16/+1Ha kool, I used to buy links on that website. Generally it`s a good website, but since the linkbrokerage market blew up...things changed. Funny article by the way...
    • MonkCanatella, on 03/30/2008, -0/+2Yeah, that's real interesting.
  • gquaglia, on 03/30/2008, -17/+21She must have been 300lbs.
    • davydany, on 03/30/2008, -1/+12still, pussy is pussy for a linux developer
    • Russian666, on 03/30/2008, -1/+18Hey man, fat chicks need love too.
    • pedepy, on 06/22/2008, -0/+1em .. didn't say anywhere that it was your mom ..
      ?
  • peppaz, on 03/30/2008, -4/+197sudo rm /root/virginity.sh
    • CoolGoose, on 03/30/2008, -1/+27mv /root/virginity.sh /dev/null ? :)
      • vade79, on 03/30/2008, -0/+10Nit-picking...but, why would you want to overwrite /dev/null with your virginity? :/
    • mazza558, on 03/30/2008, -1/+11sudo rm -rf /root/virginity.sh works if you still can't get rid of it with COolGoose's method.
      • Synchro, on 03/30/2008, -0/+19one should never remove virginity by force. It leads to bad feelings, like with a large guy behind you in jail.
    • Vorin, on 03/30/2008, -0/+7i think this is lacking a 'force mount' joke.
      • MonkCanatella, on 03/30/2008, -0/+8Rape is never funny. Unless you're raping a clown.
    • Wildthing, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1rm -f /usr/sperm
    • veracon, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1sudo dd if=/dev/null of=/root/virginity.sh
    • ChaoticNick, on 03/30/2008, -0/+6/facepalm
  • xXIrsotehkewlXx, on 03/30/2008, -4/+29Wow, I have never seen anything BBspot make front page.
    *sigh*
  • nynety, on 03/30/2008, -11/+265I can't believe this wasn't The Onion.
    • czeman, on 03/30/2008, -0/+12I thought for sure it was going to be.
    • Raphyy, on 03/30/2008, -3/+1Nor could I, I'm still trying to find a piece of text that says that its a joke..
    • FutureGuy, on 03/30/2008, -1/+1But they seem to be giving them tough competition.
    • TVarmy, on 03/30/2008, -0/+22BBspot is the onion for nerds.
    • merreborn, on 03/30/2008, -8/+5BBSpot is an onion knockoff. Except even less funny.
  • JrGhoull, on 03/30/2008, -10/+34i would've bet money that this was the onion.
  • Lick, on 03/30/2008, -23/+2Normally I don't complain, but this is really off-topic. It really should -not- have been frontpaged.
    • wenomspitta, on 03/30/2008, -0/+13hurts, doesn't it?
    • SpeedSteamBoat, on 03/30/2008, -1/+9Geez man, it's just Digg;

      yum install sense-of-humor
      • Lick, on 03/30/2008, -6/+2Can't a guy request for something normal to read instead of this "Oh I'm high. I'm going to write a story now"-kind of crap? We're not all 12 yo.
        • MacEnvy, on 03/30/2008, -0/+13Sounds like someone is jealous of a certain Linux developer.
        • PoonGnarfler, on 03/30/2008, -0/+2Eww dude. If your looking for that kinda crap go to the BBC website, cuz Digg AINT FOR VIRGINS NO MO!!!!!
    • arobar, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1If you could just keep "not complaining", that would benefit everyone.
  • catachip, on 03/30/2008, -22/+8If an article that is 8 years old isn't "old news" then I don't know what is. So... "Old news". Plus, "buried as inaccurate" - it's physiologically impossible for Linux users to engage in intercourse.
    • Biznarie, on 03/30/2008, -1/+5Very old news, I'm going to bury you as inaccurate, I'm a linux user and I get laid... sometimes (nopimp).
  • icantdenythis, on 03/30/2008, -4/+20I'm still debating if this is true or not. . .
  • macatizor, on 03/30/2008, -2/+98And this, my friends, is digg.
  • username7D8, on 03/30/2008, -4/+10haha congrats man for making the news on getting some! ;-) Good luck on getting it again now...
    • CSharpSauce, on 03/30/2008, -0/+2front page news..
    • engityra, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1The guy was probably in the office proudly telling the story to all his co-workers the next day and they thought it would be funny if they added it to the news feed.
  • BrokenVisage, on 03/30/2008, -16/+4Dumb, fake, boring..
    • PoonGnarfler, on 03/30/2008, -0/+6No need to describe yourself, were trying to comment on the story here...
  • skinturtle, on 03/30/2008, -13/+64...but then she pulled her pants down...and revealed her 9" weiner.
  • yabos, on 03/30/2008, -6/+47How much did he pay?
  • insanebrain, on 03/30/2008, -2/+18unpossible
  • oxymoron69, on 03/30/2008, -5/+13For all those that doubt... bbspot is like the onion.
    You just haven't been around long enough to remember :P
    • callumj, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2Oh really? Thank you so much, for a minute I actually thought this was coming from a real credible source. Phew.
  • CSharpSauce, on 03/30/2008, -2/+20It's sad to hear, my non-work related programming on the side was cut down at least 80% since i started dating my current girl friend.
    • keviniskool, on 03/30/2008, -6/+1No it hasn't. You don't have a girlfriend. You're on digg.
  • Wolfspirittt, on 03/30/2008, -8/+3bash$> man fake_orgasms
  • darkchild82, on 03/30/2008, -2/+48Gee, I wonder WHY the mainstream makes fun of us geeks.
    • LOVEANDEQUALITY, on 03/30/2008, -0/+16i want a Linux girl!
      • 1timeuser, on 03/30/2008, -0/+10I am frightened of what a linux girl might look like.
      • PoonGnarfler, on 03/30/2008, -0/+15Thats easy, she's small and rather petite with big boobs. She has a great personality but is very quiet and shy if your friends come around. But when she's ready to get naughty, she she spreads her legs and a nice mouth that makes a good O face, and then when your done you deflate her!
    • theWrkncacnter, on 03/30/2008, -0/+7I wonder why we make fun of ourselves
    • pedepy, on 06/22/2008, -0/+1because you call the rest of society 'the mainstream' ?
  • Ratteler, on 03/30/2008, -8/+2Are you going to do it again?... Ya know, when your ass stops bleeding. :-p
  • maxdamage, on 03/30/2008, -2/+8Did anyone actually notice the date on the "article"
  • had3l, on 03/30/2008, -1/+36That's old news guys... From 2000... I'm sure another Linux developer got laid since Ubuntu was released.
    • Remmy, on 03/30/2008, -8/+3Ubuntu users have sex all the time. Remember, the stupid breed, the intelligent contribute.
    • GregFD3S, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1Wasn't me.
      :(
  • douchewag, on 03/30/2008, -2/+27I will probably die a virgin.:( Bwhahahahaha
    • Myztry, on 03/30/2008, -0/+47Don't give up hope. You may end up in jail one day...
    • CSharpSauce, on 03/30/2008, -0/+14At least you'll be able to say you got ***** done
      • Myztry, on 03/30/2008, -1/+1Inmates are so polite. Always helping out by the pushing in the stools of new comers.
    • Nysul, on 03/30/2008, -1/+3Just spend $300 on an escort, use the erotic review or an equivalent service to make sure you get one that puts out. Problem solved.
  • eclectro, on 03/30/2008, -2/+54pics or it didn't happen. oh..wait.. I don't want to see the pics.
  • doctorweird, on 03/30/2008, -1/+41I call BS, Linux Developers are Unix I mean Eunuchs.
    • peppaz, on 03/30/2008, -4/+3I see what you did there...
    • Myztry, on 03/30/2008, -0/+18LOL. That's so blatantly obvious I'm shocked I've never noticed the similarity let alone heard it before.
      • stalefries, on 03/30/2008, -0/+12There was a Dilbert strip about that a while ago actually. Something about the boss saying "we need more eunuch programmers" and Dilbert is all like "Do you mean Unix? Because I know Unix" and the boss says "Oh well if the nurse comes by, tell her nevermind."
  • ClayDragon, on 03/30/2008, -4/+22Best. Title. Ever.
  • o6uoq, on 03/30/2008, -21/+1http://smouch.net/lol
    • xalax, on 03/30/2008, -0/+10I hope you die soon
    • CSharpSauce, on 03/30/2008, -0/+3Dude you really took that rick roll way to far
    • JFBP4991, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1How long will it take people to recognize that url as a rick roll?
      C'mon guys...
  • sconk, on 03/30/2008, -0/+30its not the 1. april yet...
  • Rauby, on 03/30/2008, -0/+26Was she a Windows user?
    • userperson, on 03/30/2008, -1/+1no really.
    • JustAboutReal, on 03/30/2008, -0/+4was... but he used a windocidal condom
    • jo21, on 03/30/2008, -4/+3probably a mac user, a windows user wouldn't be so stupid.
      • Rauby, on 03/30/2008, -1/+3Mac users are all smart and good looking, and they don't need geeks to satisfied them selves
  • Surf243, on 03/30/2008, -0/+57Does he prefer to be called "Neo" or "The One"?
  • lordmetroid, on 03/30/2008, -3/+19Wow, I wish I could get laid...
  • whittmadden, on 03/30/2008, -3/+3I love BBSpot, but I remember this from his site several years ago.
  • protodon, on 03/30/2008, -1/+3What? That story went in 17 different directions.
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