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8 of the Hottest Non-Nude Scenes from the Last 20 Years
doubleviking.com — We know you too well to think you're going to want to sit through ninety minutes of pain simply for one great tease. But that's not to say that a hot non-nude scene doesn't have its merits. And with that as our outlook, we've compiled eight of the best. Some of these movies are actually decent, but for most of them, we're saving you some time
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- cashman57, on 01/16/2008, -3/+10Thanks for the time saver!
- humanerror, on 04/03/2008, -1/+9Next up: the 8 hottest nevernudes
- SenorCardgage74, on 01/16/2008, -0/+8IM BACK IN THE CUTOFFS!
- SenorCardgage74, on 01/16/2008, -0/+8IM BACK IN THE CUTOFFS!
- Prodigal19, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3Oh man. I am at work and my speakers were turned up pretty loud. I clicked on the first video and the first thing said was "you wanna ***** me?"
Everyone is giving me weird looks now :(
- humanerror, on 04/03/2008, -1/+9Next up: the 8 hottest nevernudes
- CaptainNoPants, on 01/16/2008, -6/+84How about they move it up to 9 and add Jamie Lee Curtis from True Lies?
- MattnJax, on 01/16/2008, -0/+5I was gonna say that, but you beat me to it. She's definitely a MILF.
- TheBuzzKiller, on 01/16/2008, -11/+5She looks like a wrinkled sock full of pudding.
And i think the term is GILF - dafinux, on 01/16/2008, -9/+6I think the term is really just DUDE. Meaning...SHE'S A DUDE!
- sully213, on 01/16/2008, -0/+9No no no, you're all thinking of Jamie Lee Curtis 2008. Young Jamie Lee Curtis (True Lies and earlier) is definitely a MILF. Check our the scene when she does the strip tease in the hotel room, it's the hottest piece of non-porn I've ever seen.
- TheBuzzKiller, on 01/16/2008, -11/+5She looks like a wrinkled sock full of pudding.
- Alix7, on 01/16/2008, -2/+24She's the one with both parts, yes?
- Scoresheet, on 01/16/2008, -2/+2its a urban myth. its not true.
- latrosicarius, on 01/16/2008, -3/+9She was born a hermaphrodite. But a hole's a hole, I suppose.
- brownspank, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3Diggers can't be choosers.
- chrispr, on 01/16/2008, -0/+2I just threw up a little.
- Scoresheet, on 01/16/2008, -2/+1its a urban myth. its not true.
- forsetifox, on 01/17/2008, -0/+1I would have to agree about Jamie Lee. The True Lies scene was definitely the most erotic scene I've ever seen. *pant pant*
- MattnJax, on 01/16/2008, -0/+5I was gonna say that, but you beat me to it. She's definitely a MILF.
- BuzzDiggity, on 01/16/2008, -1/+10Sure, these moments are good.. But could a lil' T and A do any damage?
- sterntastic223, on 01/16/2008, -0/+4at work? yeh
- jupaneanu, on 01/16/2008, -5/+22Oh Cruel Intentions, what a feeling, what a boner...
- sponeil, on 01/16/2008, -1/+1I agree that was the best one on the list, but the rest didn't impress me. What about the scene in "Wild Things" between Denise Richards and Neve Campbell? That beat the crap out of everything on that list, and by a very large margin.
- mywhitenoise, on 01/16/2008, -0/+1the list is "non-nude"
- sponeil, on 01/16/2008, -1/+1I agree that was the best one on the list, but the rest didn't impress me. What about the scene in "Wild Things" between Denise Richards and Neve Campbell? That beat the crap out of everything on that list, and by a very large margin.
- MiltonWaddams, on 01/16/2008, -0/+47If you're going to go with Salma Hayek you have to go with "From Dusk Till Dawn."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtd3iTnNL8o- affanjam, on 01/16/2008, -4/+20And how can we forget Jessica Alba's dance in Sin City
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yUWO2PFVF4- mywhitenoise, on 01/16/2008, -2/+2boring.
- affanjam, on 01/16/2008, -4/+20And how can we forget Jessica Alba's dance in Sin City
- Konrad9, on 01/16/2008, -1/+10Enemy At The Gates had a good scene...
- gthyb, on 01/16/2008, -7/+1Is there a way to digg your comment neutral?
- Ayavaron, on 01/16/2008, -0/+4By not touching it?
- chrispr, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3It had her bare ass I believe (sooooo hot).
- gthyb, on 01/16/2008, -7/+1Is there a way to digg your comment neutral?
- dracostimpy, on 01/16/2008, -2/+46Natalie Portman private dance in "Closer". If Clive Owen didn't bust a nut during the filming, he's a stronger man than me.
- robwolf100, on 01/16/2008, -0/+7http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf7hsxmd3fY
At least give a link. - bingobongony, on 01/16/2008, -12/+2Or perhaps someone who has gotten laid before, and therefore has control over his penis.
Seriously, do you really get hard any time there is something even REMOTELY sexual happening near you, even if it in't in a sexual context? Like if you are in a club and dancing with a girl and she rubs up against you occasionally, is she feeling your stiff 4 inches on her leg? If so, that is kind of sad. You need to watch scene in American Pie 2 with Jim and Michelle at band camp when she is telling him not to get hard too soon. Sounds like you desperately need to heed that advice.- dracostimpy, on 01/16/2008, -1/+5Tell me that after Portman pulls her panties aside while standing right in front of your face, Mr Macho Man. If that doesn't at least give you a chubby, you're either a eunuch or a polesmoker (not that there's anything wrong with that).
- robwolf100, on 01/16/2008, -0/+7http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf7hsxmd3fY
- scrumpy, on 01/16/2008, -1/+13Wasn't there a great scene in "8 Mile," that featured a non-nude Brittany Murphy?
- xxTazxx, on 01/16/2008, -1/+3Now that, was HOT.
- scrumpy, on 01/16/2008, -0/+1Anyone have a link?
- bryceman111, on 01/16/2008, -1/+9A great scene in 8 mile?!?!?
- Zovix, on 01/16/2008, -1/+5A great scene indeed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31nXB7MLY_A
It has subtitles, not sure if its in English because I have the sound turned off but honestly who cares! - markwilcox, on 01/16/2008, -1/+2http://youtube.com/watch?v=31nXB7MLY_A
- mywhitenoise, on 01/16/2008, -0/+2Brittany Murphy looks like a crack-whore, I'd rather take Kim Basinger.
- TheBuzzKiller, on 01/16/2008, -9/+1Where's the vadge?! Oh wait, NON nude
- ttucp, on 01/16/2008, -0/+24Where's Jessica Rabbit?
- Cenobite, on 01/16/2008, -0/+2Ah, my first boner. The memories :)
- yohnstoppable, on 01/16/2008, -0/+2My first erection was Ronda from the Snapple commercials
- Fallen7s, on 01/16/2008, -0/+6Where is the clip of Rebecca Romijn in Femme Fatale?
- jonnymj, on 01/16/2008, -2/+9Nah, Jaimie Lee Curtis in True Lies is probably the best even though she was older even back then.
- repick3, on 01/16/2008, -2/+6Alba is preggors :(
- signal15, on 01/16/2008, -0/+7I'd still hit it. She can't get double pregnant.
- bingobongony, on 01/16/2008, -2/+5Yeah, it sucks too. You were JUST about to get her too.
- leejess, on 01/16/2008, -3/+4Jessica Alba... /drool
- jsknoll, on 01/16/2008, -2/+6This list is just crap.
- nbyn, on 01/16/2008, -2/+12Where is Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment.
http://www.independentcritics.com/images/entrapmen ...- BodomX, on 01/16/2008, -10/+2That picture shows how crappy the "laser beams" actually were. You can see them as strings wrapped around the pole.
- ben_nushmut, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3Wow, you must not have seen that movie! That was the practice scene. The "real thing" later on had actual lasers.
- nbyn, on 01/16/2008, -2/+0Wait, there were laser beams?
- ben_nushmut, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3Wow, you must not have seen that movie! That was the practice scene. The "real thing" later on had actual lasers.
- BodomX, on 01/16/2008, -10/+2That picture shows how crappy the "laser beams" actually were. You can see them as strings wrapped around the pole.
- PFS1, on 01/16/2008, -0/+23No love for Kate Beckinsale in Underworld 2?
- robwolf100, on 01/16/2008, -0/+2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7LdBVzlW5s
- robwolf100, on 01/16/2008, -0/+2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7LdBVzlW5s
- Quote737, on 01/16/2008, -2/+5Non-nude?? What's that?
- Dylson, on 01/16/2008, -0/+1Look it up on urban dictionary.
- Zaggynl, on 01/16/2008, -0/+4That's how the human females live, you silly Ferengi.
- icegoddess13, on 01/16/2008, -0/+5The title just said "8 of the hottest", implying that there are definitely way more than that.
- TomTruelle, on 01/16/2008, -1/+21Elisha Cuthbert is so incredibly ***** hot.
- sevenalive, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3She was hot, but since she left 24, something happened to her. Depression, drugs, hell if i know. if you look at 24 season 5 and see her little appearance their, you will see.
- bjerkeweb, on 01/19/2008, -1/+0there*
- sevenalive, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3She was hot, but since she left 24, something happened to her. Depression, drugs, hell if i know. if you look at 24 season 5 and see her little appearance their, you will see.
- xxTazxx, on 01/16/2008, -1/+3Fap x3.
- gthyb, on 01/16/2008, -7/+3My favorite part of Salma Hayek is her masculine jawline.
- doctordbx, on 01/16/2008, -5/+4Buried for being on Doubleviking... that site blows.
- EnderMB, on 01/16/2008, -1/+1Aww man! Now I have to masturbate another 8 times!
- gthyb, on 01/16/2008, -1/+5I used to go to digg for my brain. Now I go for my penis. Thanks popularity!
- bknauss, on 01/16/2008, -1/+0It beats the "Ron Paulz iz teh roxor and everyonez elze is teh suxor" articles every five minutes.
- codered1322, on 01/16/2008, -0/+1Jessica Biel in London (2005). It is amazing.
- robwolf100, on 01/16/2008, -0/+2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGh8m7tumfM
- lopati, on 01/16/2008, -1/+1somehow doubleviking.com reminds me of a scene from _knocked up_ :P
http://imdb.com/title/tt0478311/quotes
Pete: You mean like Mr. Skin?
Ben Stone: Who's Mr. Skin?
Pete: You know, Mr. Skin...
cheers! - BinaryDelt, on 01/16/2008, -0/+12Dugg for Jennifer Love Hewitt
- mywhitenoise, on 01/16/2008, -0/+3She's a ***** hottie. I don't know why everyone (including that site) is calling her fat.
- H0tKarl, on 01/16/2008, -5/+8What about Schindler's List?
- blitzer, on 01/16/2008, -0/+10too far
- HardSide, on 01/16/2008, -1/+1Site crashes on me for some reason.
- Auxon, on 01/16/2008, -2/+3Jamie Lee Curtis ... ughhhhhllllly ... I just can't understand that.
- j3ph, on 01/16/2008, -8/+1boobies or it didn't happen
- solidus636, on 01/16/2008, -0/+2Idiot.
- j3ph, on 01/16/2008, -8/+1boobies or it didn't happen
- markperia, on 01/16/2008, -0/+4If you keep acting like that, it'll never happen to you my boy...
- Dylson, on 01/16/2008, -1/+3Ok little boy...time to sign off aol so mommy can use the phone.
- aceakm, on 01/16/2008, -2/+1I haven't read it yet, but if Natalie Portman from Closer isn't on there, it's buried.
- Anath3ma, on 01/16/2008, -2/+6Burred for a lack of Sin City/Stripper Alba. I don't care if Into the Blue is already on here, Jessica Alba should have 7 out of the 8 spots on this list (Elisha Cuthbert can keep her place).
- quickgold192, on 01/16/2008, -0/+5girl next door had some hot scenes, but that one wasnt the hottest
- SaladCactusKing, on 01/16/2008, -1/+17Is the owner of DoubleViking blowing Kevin Rose or something? They get on the frontpage like 3 times a day.
- bingobongony, on 01/16/2008, -2/+7No, they just have enough staff members with 5-6 accounts each o get every story to the front page.
- wassim2k, on 01/16/2008, -0/+4waiting for http://media.adrevolver.com ....... doesn't it suck when ads take precedence over content?
- aceakm, on 01/16/2008, -1/+1No Natalie Portman from Closer............ what a disgrace...
Natalie Portman video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lQHTYEw-wYM&feature=rel ... (I promise it isn't Rick Roll) - Zuggy, on 01/16/2008, -0/+8I'll be in my bunk
- bingobongony, on 01/16/2008, -1/+2At least doubleviking has given up trying to hide the fact that they are all 12 years old now.
- MortalynFlux, on 01/16/2008, -0/+5Hayek in from Dusk till Dawn was definitely better.
- brettmurf, on 01/16/2008, -0/+2Well, they also commented on how bad they thought Dogma was. They had put "satire" in quotes because apparently it went over their heads and just heard it was supposed to include it.
It doesn't really surprise me that they just view her as a stripper. I think DoubleViking is just posted so that we can wonder why the ***** they write up articles that are consistently front page Digg.
- brettmurf, on 01/16/2008, -0/+2Well, they also commented on how bad they thought Dogma was. They had put "satire" in quotes because apparently it went over their heads and just heard it was supposed to include it.
- Digg413, on 01/16/2008, -2/+3Cameron Diaz in Mask. Hottie!
- sherbertbones, on 01/16/2008, -1/+6Double Viking: Content written by brahs and fans of Dave Matthews...i.e. 9th grade writing level.
- ath1337, on 01/16/2008, -1/+3burried for "non-nude"
- Shaem1, on 01/16/2008, -1/+2Dugg for Elisha Cuthbert
- CheapMonday, on 01/16/2008, -1/+3My vote goes to Jessica alba - into the blue, you should see that seen in HD!! :)
- goatmasterx, on 01/16/2008, -1/+1Jessica Alba actually had a nip slip in that movie. Toward the end, when the creepy dude was trying to catch her right before he gets blasted with a speargun.
Props go to DVR for that discovery. It is exactly 1 frame..
- goatmasterx, on 01/16/2008, -1/+1Jessica Alba actually had a nip slip in that movie. Toward the end, when the creepy dude was trying to catch her right before he gets blasted with a speargun.
- christophelyon, on 01/16/2008, -0/+8OK, now where is the list of the 8 hottest nude scenes ?
- nowanything, on 01/16/2008, -0/+5Double Viking, for people who think Maxim is too edgy.
- batlock666, on 01/16/2008, -1/+2No Maggie Gyllenhaal getting spanked in Secretary?
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