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  • AmyVernon, on 07/28/2008, -3/+35ok, that shouldn't be funny, but it's hilarious.
    • magnus3994, on 07/29/2008, -12/+1I KNO RITE!? LAWL
    • davidkeithjones, on 07/29/2008, -1/+1"ha ha ha ha. it really does look like the deathstar. very imaginative. i like it."


      Pussy flickr comment.
    • WesleyD, on 07/29/2008, -0/+1The Empire decided to Go Green.

      I guess they care about the environment after all, as long as there isn't a planet in their flight path.
    • MisterEX, on 07/29/2008, -0/+1"Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL cantaloupe!"
  • Smokeydabear, on 07/28/2008, -0/+23The death Melon looks delicious.
  • Sornos, on 07/28/2008, -2/+7That's no space station.
    That's a moon!
    http://www.redicecreations.com/winterwonderland/Ia ...
  • mdjohnson1, on 07/28/2008, -1/+33"Gold Five to Red leader, lost Tiree, lost Dutch, lost Melonballer"

    "YAHOOOOO! You're all clear, kid, now let's cut this thing into bite sized pieces and go home!"

    "That's no moon ... that's a fruit resembling a space station"
    • craighoxton, on 07/29/2008, -0/+21"Cut the chatter, Red Two"
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      • dignan2681, on 07/29/2008, -0/+3That one caught me off guard.

        Well played, sir.
  • magnus3994, on 07/29/2008, -1/+8OOOOOOH *****!!!

    ...nevermind guys, its just a melon
  • DeadFox1, on 07/29/2008, -8/+2I can't believe nobody posted "It's a trap" yet.....
    • magnus3994, on 07/29/2008, -0/+4It isn't LOL, just step right in! LOL
  • magneteye, on 07/29/2008, -1/+11Chewie! Quick, get out the melon baller!
  • paranoiabacon, on 07/29/2008, -3/+4I wanted *****.
    • ashleegirl, on 07/29/2008, -0/+5What you have to do is play with them a lot and then eventually they will get bigger.

      Oh... nvm.
  • Ewokid, on 07/29/2008, -8/+2IT'S A TRAP!
  • wilhoitm, on 07/29/2008, -0/+3This is a bad sign!!!!!! We are all doomed!
  • wastingdeath, on 07/29/2008, -0/+6George Lucas' Special FX secrets are finally being revealed...
  • roessnakhan, on 08/28/2008, -0/+19Your taste buds are no match for flavours of this magnitude!
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  • frascellyboy273, on 07/29/2008, -8/+1wtf digg?
  • H0tKarl, on 07/29/2008, -3/+43Finally, a Star Wars toy I can have sex with and not get injured.
    • SkinnyPuppy, on 07/29/2008, -0/+6ummm.....what?
    • Telmarine, on 07/29/2008, -0/+6How do you have sex with a melon?
      • Rizzen, on 07/29/2008, -0/+6Well first you get a knife and cut a h...

        Wait was that rhetorical?
      • Phych, on 07/29/2008, -0/+121. Cut a hole in the melon

        2. Put your junk in that melon

        3. Let her open the melon...

        And that's the way you dew it!!!
      • ObieOnce, on 07/29/2008, -0/+34. PROFIT!
  • neutrino2063, on 07/29/2008, -2/+3Mmm... fully operational melon
  • TheObviousChild, on 07/29/2008, -2/+2Why does this melon taste like Porkins?
  • overkil6, on 07/29/2008, -1/+8I have a bad feeling about this...
  • Renian, on 07/29/2008, -1/+24NOW WITNESS THE POWER OF THIS FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL BATTLE MELON
  • n0deal, on 07/29/2008, -1/+10This melon is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we eat it.
  • jamessavik, on 07/29/2008, -1/+2You shouldn't have come back Obi-Wan.
  • jwoelmer2, on 07/29/2008, -1/+12reminds me of this ad for organic food: http://youtube.com/watch?v=hVrIyEu6h_E
    • EtherGnat, on 07/29/2008, -0/+2Grocery Store Wars; definitely worth a watch (especially if you like puns). I came in to post the same video.
    • freebird09, on 07/29/2008, -0/+2That's awesome! How come I've never seen that before?
    • leland1, on 07/29/2008, -0/+1This hilarious video is 5 min. 50 secs in length, produced by Free Range Studios, and is a Star Wars spoof supporting organically grown store produce.

      The Death Melon makes its first appearance 3:00 into the video.

      Cuke Skywalker starts his run to destroy the Death Melon approximately 4:50 in the video.

      Lettuce and Yogurt also appear in this video.
    • eurynome420, on 07/30/2008, -0/+1Mark Hamill: Homer, use the for...
      Homer: The Force?
      Mark Hamill: The forks. Use the forks.
  • StarWarsFever, on 07/29/2008, -2/+2That's no moon!
  • smash20, on 07/29/2008, -9/+3***** you, two of my friends died playing with their food.
  • alamedaman, on 07/29/2008, -1/+3Stay on target....
  • im2emo4myshrt, on 07/29/2008, -0/+4It can annihilate an entire watermelon in a single shot!
  • 404digg, on 07/29/2008, -0/+2The empire is biodegradable.
    • themdjunkie, on 07/29/2008, -1/+2Its in space, with not atmosphere, it wouldn't work lol
  • themdjunkie, on 07/29/2008, -0/+1No it isn't
  • Medicamusic, on 10/28/2008, -0/+1Would have been more interesting with different fruits added also.

    examples:
    peeled grape
    an orange
    coconut
    kiwi

    why is the comment box bouncing up and down whenever I type?
    • teamgwho, on 07/29/2008, -0/+1you too, eh? happens to me about 1/3 of the time lately.
  • Hax0rJimDuggan, on 07/29/2008, -10/+1How does this hot steamy pile of dung make it to the front page? Jesus-titty-*****-Christ.
  • krete, on 07/29/2008, -8/+1Buried
  • FATEorFORTUNE, on 07/29/2008, -6/+0***** or gtfo
  • harrisbradley, on 07/29/2008, -1/+7may the fruit be with you, always
  • HookmasterCH47, on 07/29/2008, -2/+2Red October checking in.
  • bar10dr, on 07/29/2008, -2/+1hahahaha melon!!!!

    No wonder google didn't buy digg...
  • sysop073, on 07/29/2008, -1/+2Digg should add a mechanism for burying the articles so people don't have to comment with "buried". OH WAIT
  • Depravo, on 07/29/2008, -0/+13That's nothing, I can make a pizza look like Pac-Man.
  • ChrisConrow, on 07/29/2008, -0/+2That's not a cantaloupe!
  • thegr8db, on 07/29/2008, -0/+4Once operational, it will be capable of destroying an entire watermelon.
  • jp44, on 07/29/2008, -1/+1Only the melonium falcon can help us now
    • teamgwho, on 07/29/2008, -0/+1what the hell is an aluminum falcon?
  • alexhouse, on 07/29/2008, -2/+5***** you, many Bothans died bringing us this information.
    • Telmarine, on 07/29/2008, -0/+2Bothans died with the second Death Melon, not the first
    • BossKey, on 07/29/2008, -0/+3***** the Bothans, their info didn't tell us it was a trap.
  • AZTriGuy, on 07/29/2008, -1/+3That's no melon . . .
  • Halsfield, on 07/29/2008, -0/+3it seems really cool until years later you find out it was really built by a whiney little prick named hayden christensen
  • SoulRebel23, on 07/29/2008, -1/+1This is too weird. Some friends and I made a bong that looked almost exactly like that a couple weeks ago. The only difference was we covered everything except for the indentation with duct tape to make its color more death star-like, and we had a chillum coming out the other side to pack the smokables in. It was a also a honeydew melon instead of whatever this is (it had a green outside). We even called it the death star. It worked ridiculously well, and even made one of my friends pass out after he hit it.
  • Telmarine, on 07/29/2008, -0/+2For those who dont get it:

    http://www.surfthechannel.com/info/Movies/Movies_a ...
    • Greengoo, on 07/29/2008, -0/+2For those who don't get it:

      Kill yourself.
  • sychotoast, on 07/29/2008, -1/+0that melon has a cucumber eye
  • ptsuk, on 07/29/2008, -0/+1Duh, Everyone knows this is what Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie found in the garbage chute.

    Its a table decoration from the "Deathstar Release Party" they had just before blowing the bejesus out of Alderan. They also had tie fighters made out of oreo's, storm troopers made out of marsh mellows, and an entire fountain of chocolate called "compactor goo" to dip em in.

    Darth was disappointed as the light saber ice sculptures broke in transit so he had to choke a couple of bitches.

    hehe
  • tehknotte, on 07/29/2008, -1/+3OM NOM NOM
  • teamgwho, on 07/29/2008, -0/+3you would prefer another target? a vegetable crisper target? then name the system! I grow tired of asking this... where is the mayonaise?
  • teamgwho, on 07/29/2008, -0/+2may the forks be with you... always
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