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"Big Lebowski" Action Figures Exemplify Coolness [PICS]

alwayswatching.org — Spend some time dissecting what you've been doing with the last five years of your time on this Earth and figure out it what it is that preventing you from reaching total fulfillment. OK, now, forget whatever worthless thing you were thinking about, because I've found the answer for you. It's an action figure of The Dude.

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  • kianat, on 06/23/2008, -23/+4I hoped I could see the cut thumb of the kidnapped girl and the white underwears of Walter in the set.
    • Wartyboskfapped, on 06/24/2008, -0/+28toe. cut toe, you doofus.
      • funk13, on 06/24/2008, -0/+2You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me....
        ...Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These ***** amateurs.
    • zombies187, on 06/24/2008, -0/+17kianat, you're out of your element.
    • nedzeve, on 06/24/2008, -0/+2She kidnapped herself.
    • UserNull, on 06/24/2008, -0/+2Be careful this guy's a nihilist
  • HuskyPuzzle, on 06/23/2008, -8/+39Those are pretty sweet. Walter is one of my favorite characters of all time. "This isn't 'Nam Donny; there are rules! You're over the line!"
    • Wartyboskfapped, on 06/24/2008, -0/+15MARK IT ZERO!!!
    • Hangly, on 06/24/2008, -0/+24Smokey, not Donny.
      • WELLDOITLIVE, on 06/24/2008, -0/+15You're out of your element Donny!
        • blackbeardtron, on 06/24/2008, -0/+4Shut the ***** up, you miserable sack of shhhhhhit.
    • presidentjapan, on 06/24/2008, -0/+4"You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Hell, I can get you a toe by 5 'o clock, WITH nail polish!"
    • NaziHatinChimp, on 06/24/2008, -0/+439.99?
      It's our most moderately priced action figure....

      We're scattering the ashes! Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps!!!

      Is there a ralph's around here?
    • mywhitenoise, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1I see those 2 at Suncoast every time I go in there. And every time I feel the urge to buy them, until I realize it's a bit ridiculous to pay $20 for an action figure.
    • Iztikeit, on 06/24/2008, -0/+0"You think I was rolling out of here naked?"

      "SHUT THE ***** UP DONNY"

      That entire movie is quotable.
    • sleepysteve, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY!?
    • rentmitchum, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1You're entering a world of pain.
  • chromevinyl, on 06/23/2008, -4/+115What about the Jesus?

    "Eight year olds, Dude."
    • ChocChunkOaties, on 06/24/2008, -1/+32Nobody ***** with the Jesus

      http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/leftball. ...
    • KnightWhoSaysNi, on 06/24/2008, -0/+14I'm very disappointed that there's no Jesus. That was an awesome character.
    • sukosaki, on 06/24/2008, -0/+3yeah dood, nobody f*cks with the Jesus!!

      "You got a date wednesday baby!"
    • 0xbaadf00d, on 06/24/2008, -1/+25Let me tell you something bandejo. you try any of your crazy *****, you pull your piece out on the lanes. i'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ***** trigger till it goes "click."
      • kvzuky, on 06/24/2008, -0/+5It's pendejo, not bandejo.
        • Emilio8605, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1You're right, that's the word Jesus was trying to say. But with the thick fake accent, it almost sounded like he said bandejo.
    • swifty383, on 06/24/2008, -0/+7What's this day of rest *****? What's this *****? I don't ***** care. It don't matter to Jesus. You may have fooled the ***** in the league office but you don't fool Jesus. This is bush league sega stuff. Laughable man. I would have ***** you in the ass saturday. Now I'm going to ***** you in the ass wednesday instead.
      • Digger1218, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1WHOOO!! YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY BABY!
    • adamnation, on 06/24/2008, -0/+4He had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
    • NRay7882, on 06/24/2008, -0/+3http://jesuslicksballs.ytmnd.com/

      http://jesusneedstherapy.ytmnd.com/
  • Khanvalescent, on 06/24/2008, -3/+19The Stranger: "Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom."
    • KJeffV, on 06/24/2008, -3/+4I dig Sam E, but I always wondered about the Coens' allowance of this particular comment: I understand that "There was no bottom" indicates "no bottom to the darkness," but it's funny [to me] that he says "no bottom" immediately after describing the steer's bottom, ifyaknowhaddameanvern. Kinda like Gov't Employees' Insurance CO's "...fifteen per cent or moron car insurance."
  • Wartyboskfapped, on 06/24/2008, -16/+8DO WANT
  • btraxx, on 06/24/2008, -14/+5A John Goodman action figure is a little creepy to me.
    • MarkCiccone, on 06/24/2008, -2/+73Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
    • bitterbug, on 06/24/2008, -4/+1Imagine the creepiness of a Tom Arnold action figure.
    • floridiot2, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1This is what happens when you ***** a stranger in the ass.
  • Trav3133, on 06/24/2008, -8/+11this is amazing
  • Jeepy, on 06/24/2008, -4/+157That rug would really tie my room together.
  • wannymahoots, on 06/24/2008, -24/+2there's nothing cool about action figures.
    • Wartyboskfapped, on 06/24/2008, -1/+10that's not what your mom said when I was banging her in the pooper.
    • MegaSmack, on 06/24/2008, -0/+6Donnie! You're out of you're element!
    • Volaitle86, on 06/24/2008, -0/+3what defines cool? I guess being dugg down many times is the new standard for coolness. CONGRATS!
    • dagnabbit, on 06/24/2008, -1/+2YOUR REVOLUTION IS OVER! CONDOLENCES!
  • luckyguy2000, on 06/24/2008, -13/+6"it really tied the room together"
  • alexthecritic, on 06/24/2008, -2/+24Needs a Kahlua bottle for white russians
  • ivosilva, on 06/24/2008, -1/+10Don't they proof-read the articles anymore? "you're life"?
    • mattcoady, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1I gotta feeling it'd still be missed...
    • beerock, on 06/24/2008, -1/+2Solid work, ivosilva, changing the world, one grammatical error at a time.

      The real question is, can they read?
  • Ninjao, on 06/24/2008, -1/+36"Chinaman urine sold seperately"

    Damn :(
    • organic, on 06/24/2008, -4/+49'Chinaman' is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-american please.
    • Kornstalx, on 06/24/2008, -5/+12Folgive him, prease.
    • frankingeneral, on 06/24/2008, -0/+10The Chinaman is not the issue here!!! I'm talking about the big Lebowski, the other Jeffrey Lebowski...
    • Impeller, on 06/25/2008, -0/+2Shut the ***** up Donny!!!
  • BrokenCircle, on 06/24/2008, -19/+4Action Figures and Coolness do not mix.
  • TheBuz, on 06/24/2008, -1/+17These action figures take it easy for all us sinners out there.
    • blackbeardtron, on 06/24/2008, -0/+2I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.
      • TheBuz, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1The Dude action figure abides.
      • jason4188, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1That doll looks more like Kevin Smith, go ahead check it out again and say it doesn't.
  • StultusJuventus, on 06/24/2008, -13/+7Is anyone else shocked by the weirdo's comment??

    If any of you trend
    Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 10:49.
    If any of you trend following 'geeks' actually spend your [parents] hard earned money on this pathetic attempt to make money off a favorite movie among geeks, which is now the new trend, you deserve to be taken outback like a ***** dog and shot for having no concept of money and being a burden, not only on this country but the entire world.
  • Hangly, on 06/24/2008, -3/+90I want a Donnie figure so I can tell him to shut up.
    • ThickGreenPuke, on 06/24/2008, -1/+2What the ***** are you talking about?
    • l800LEMMINGS, on 06/24/2008, -0/+3Donnie your out of your element
    • revdrtomb, on 06/24/2008, -0/+2Were you listening to the Dude's story, Hangly?
    • crimson117, on 06/24/2008, -0/+2You're out of your element!
    • popltree2, on 06/24/2008, -0/+2***SPOILER***


      So you want a Folgers Coffee can full of ashes?
    • Detengo, on 06/24/2008, -0/+2The world does not stop and start at your convenience!
  • angusm, on 06/24/2008, -12/+2I realize that I'm shaky on this whole "coolness" concept, but isn't collecting action figures pretty much a sign that you're an irredeemable nerd?
    • advancedOption, on 06/24/2008, -2/+11Isn't pointing out people are nerds a sign that you're a douche?
    • Billistic, on 06/24/2008, -0/+10Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
  • Woodman73, on 06/24/2008, -2/+20SHOMER SHABBAS!!!!!!

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/12452/the-big-lebowski-s ...
    • tEhKewleSt, on 06/24/2008, -0/+3That's "SHOMER ***** SHABBAS!!!" in my book.
  • magawake, on 06/24/2008, -3/+50Shut the ***** UP Donny!
    • tEhKewleSt, on 06/24/2008, -0/+2Life does not START and STOP at you convenience!
    • cliffdogg, on 06/24/2008, -0/+3The most brilliant part about that line is the Coen's Fargo reference (Steve Buscemi was in Fargo, and talked incessantly. In Lebowski, nearly every time Buscemi opens his mouth they tell him to shut the ***** up).

      I don't know how many people know that, but it's a pretty cool piece of trivia IMO
  • jakdracula, on 06/24/2008, -20/+3Um, no. If you're over 16 and have ANY action figures at all, you're NOT cool.
    • Volaitle86, on 06/24/2008, -0/+3I'm 22. I guess I'm horribly uncool. I wish i could one day be as cool as you. PRAISE JAKDRACULA! PRAISE JAKDRACULA.

      dirty undies
    • Conwaysb0718, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1You take that back! Nemesis Prime is as cool as it gets, boyo.
    • romistrub, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1Oh yeah, because all of us want so badly to fit your idea of "cool".

      How about this: GO ***** YOURSELF!
  • ziffel, on 06/24/2008, -2/+10Folger's can, please.
    • markross, on 06/24/2008, -0/+6The Walter one at the bottom right has one...
  • Kinnkster, on 06/24/2008, -9/+3Must be pretty boring.
    • twisth, on 06/24/2008, -1/+0Yeah well that's just like... your opinion, man.
  • TwwIX, on 06/24/2008, -1/+26No Nihilists? Peter Stormare deserves an action figure.
    • Iwantawii, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1They're not Nihilists Donny, these guys are amateurs.
    • aelias, on 06/24/2008, -0/+2Stormare stole the show in Minority Report, imo.
  • flipdoubt, on 06/24/2008, -1/+21It's just that I've had a really bad day and I really ***** *hate* The Eagles.
  • MarsSentinel, on 06/24/2008, -1/+36They're not Nazis Dude they're Nihilists.
    • dagnabbit, on 06/24/2008, -0/+8that must be exhausting
    • ligaguine, on 06/25/2008, -0/+0Nihilists! Jesus... Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
  • Kingal, on 06/24/2008, -2/+2Well, what I've been doing with the last 5 minutes of my life is trying to figure out wtf "...and figure out it what it is that preventing you from reaching total fulfillment." means.
  • LDubs48, on 06/24/2008, -2/+2but where's the bowling jesus action figure?
  • mediaspree, on 06/24/2008, -2/+2http://digg.com/movies/it_Dude_let_s_go_bowling_To ...
  • kamisama, on 06/24/2008, -1/+2What? No Donny 'I am the walrus"?
    • mythicflux, on 06/24/2008, -0/+2Shut the ***** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
    • tunafizzle, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1Well... there is the folgers can... poor donny
  • andyb747, on 06/24/2008, -20/+2Am I the only one that didn't like this movie? ..it was hard for me to watch ......mostly because John goodman sucks as an actor
    • shutaro, on 06/24/2008, -0/+13Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
    • anatraj, on 06/24/2008, -0/+4you, my friend, have poor taste in movies
    • Iwantawii, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1This will not stand.
  • sark666, on 06/24/2008, -1/+5They need a jesus and a donnie figure.
  • Ransack, on 06/24/2008, -16/+0Its a good movie, but not a GREAT movie. The plot structure is flawed and it kinda peters out at the end.

    I want action figures for Brazil!
  • akuhlman, on 06/24/2008, -1/+18These really should be called inaction figures. And to all you haters,
    "...you have no frame of reference here.... You're like a child
    whowanders into the middle of a movie..."
  • thundershot69, on 06/24/2008, -1/+44The Dude abides, man.
  • Statik1, on 06/24/2008, -1/+14I ordered two from www.bowlingshirt.com and the owner called my cell wanting to know how I found their website and I told him via www.digg.com and he was shocked how many people ordered the action figures last night... He also said they sorta figured some how their site got linked somewhere.
  • audiomodder, on 06/24/2008, -3/+4i'm surprised i haven't seen a comment like:
    "they pissed on your f***ing rug, dude"
    or
    "we are nihilists, we believe in no-sssing"
  • sandiegodude, on 06/24/2008, -1/+3Rock on, The Dude will be gracing my desk at work soon enough!
  • frankingeneral, on 06/24/2008, -1/+5I love the Big Lebowski. I haven't been this compelled to purchase an action figure since I was 9.

    "Just stay away from my spec-- my ***** lady friend, alright."
  • amneosis, on 06/24/2008, -2/+4$50 shipping to the UK! Maybe not then.
  • naikram, on 06/24/2008, -1/+9What's this day of rest *****? What's this *****? I don't *****' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the ***** in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have ***** you in the ass Saturday. I ***** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
  • shftleft, on 06/24/2008, -1/+9What abound Karl Hungus?
  • omnithought, on 06/24/2008, -1/+7This will abide on my desk.
  • anubis2night, on 06/24/2008, -1/+2I was hoping they would have kept the cussing action figures when I first saw the promo's for these a few years back they cussed up a storm, I would've bought those but from what I heard they got pulled, anyone have any news if they are making those available? Also found a link to rug mouse pads for those times when you need a rug to tie a room together:
    http://mouserug.stores.yahoo.net/


  • ihatecookiies, on 06/24/2008, -2/+17***** it dude, lets go bowling.
  • aywwts4, on 06/24/2008, -2/+8We need to write a script which automates these threads, something which just scrapes IMDB's quote page and generates a page of comments quoting whichever cult movie or tv show is the topic.
  • djlaunchpad, on 06/24/2008, -8/+3***** it dude. Let's go bowling.
  • digital0verdose, on 06/24/2008, -3/+4The bums will always lose!
  • Doomsan, on 06/24/2008, -1/+13***** amateurs.
    • DrummerAndrew, on 06/24/2008, -0/+1One line that actually fits sooo many situations in life.
  • dpazar2, on 06/24/2008, -3/+3"Have you ever heard of a place called Vietnammmm???? You are about to enter a world of pain...mark it ***** zero!"
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