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Top Seven Worst Bond Girls watch!

hecklerspray.com — Seven Bond girls lousy enough to make even Roger Moore look good. With video to demonstrate their pointlessness

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  • funkymonkey01, on 04/01/2008, -9/+90What about Halle Berry? She was really rubbish.
    • BoneheadFarker, on 04/01/2008, -9/+6But she looks *REALLY* good in a bikini, so she gets a pass.
      • 1gunners4, on 04/01/2008, -0/+13And Denise Richards doesn't look good?
        • BoneheadFarker, on 04/01/2008, -3/+1Yeah...but I don't remember Dr. Christmas Jones wearing a bikini. Otherwise it would be a much harder decision.
      • InferiorWang, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1Mary Goodnight looks damn good in a bikini, too, but that didn't save her from the list
        [and she's my favorite Bond girl, too :-( ]
    • Phernoree, on 04/01/2008, -1/+17I think this list is playing it racially safe... since it carries neither Halle Berry nor that freakazoid woman from A View to a Kill.
      • Tomchei, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1Grace Jones far worse than Lois Chiles.
        A View to a Kill was probably the worst Bond Movie.
        Interesting how most of the list was from the Moore era.
    • 1gunners4, on 04/01/2008, -0/+8"Your mama!"

      Nary has there been a Bond woman as bad as Halle Berry. She should never have been given an Oscar solely because of how bad she was as a Bond-Girl.
      • thebutcher2, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1She looks good in a bikini, so whatever.
    • beautifulbeast, on 04/01/2008, -9/+1Come on! I never watched that film (I don't care a bit about any Bond film), but Halle Berry is a decent actress. She couldn't be that bad.
    • masamunecyrus, on 04/01/2008, -0/+2How about the MALE bond woman?
      http://www.snopes.com/movies/films/bondgirl.asp
  • magicbullets, on 04/01/2008, -2/+9DAMMIT, Britt Ekland should never make any list with 'Worst' in the title.

    Grace Jones was the scariest, I know that much.
    • funkymonkey01, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1she was terrible
      • muttamutta, on 04/01/2008, -0/+8Grace Jone WAS the scariest... but the worst? Denise Richards again and again
  • Nn010385, on 04/01/2008, -6/+45Buried for not having Halle Berry at #1.
    • muttamutta, on 04/01/2008, -3/+2Aw now come on, be fair. Halle did make a 'yo momma' joke in the middle of her movie. Plus she's no Denise Richards...
    • amenic, on 04/01/2008, -0/+3Agreed. Imagine my amazement to see a normally talented actress completely stumble as a bond girl. She just couldn't come even close to pulling it off. Whereas Richards just never had any talent to begin with and was laughable to watch as a brilliant nuclear physicist.
  • MacSuxWindozSux, on 04/01/2008, -4/+16Tula from "For Your Eyes Only" is in fact the worst Bond Girl.
    She's or He's a transsexual.

    http://www.universalexports.net/00Tula.shtml
    http://www.jamesbondwiki.com/thread/1027411/which+ ...
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=200612 ...
    http://www.snopes.com/movies/films/bondgirl.asp
    • lpmiller, on 04/01/2008, -0/+9So? Still acted better than Denise.
    • danlowlite, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1So? If you hadn't known that, would it have made a difference?
      Seriously?
    • thedez, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1You sure are obsessed with tula
    • nelsonpsf, on 04/04/2008, -0/+0I saw it.
      A new experience in 007 films.
  • macwisdom, on 04/01/2008, -2/+12Yea right! Like you guys can pick and choose your women.... HA!
    • KeithA45, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1Maybe not, but Bond certainly can, and from the looks of this list, SHOULD pick and choose
  • dropthehammer, on 04/01/2008, -3/+10Yeah, this needs more Halle Berry to be correct. Totally agree with denise richards. Worst name ever. They just had it for that one lame "christmas comes but once a year" joke.
  • AtHomeBoy2000, on 04/01/2008, -0/+55Denise Richards is a HORRIBLE actress, but I'd still do her.
    • dajuggernaut, on 04/01/2008, -1/+12i second that.... no wait i HATE sloppy seconds.. i go first
    • Phernoree, on 04/01/2008, -1/+5the question of whether you'd do her is irrelevant. The question of whether she'd allow you to stand within an earshot of her is the more pertinent.
    • mtg1287, on 04/01/2008, -0/+2"Christmas twice a year"? I feel sorry for her
  • Viend, on 04/01/2008, -2/+16No Halle Berry? Buried as inaccurate.
  • ChairShot83, on 04/01/2008, -0/+9Christmas Jones. Need I say more? "I thought Christmas only 'comes' once a year?"
    • samuraix98, on 04/01/2008, -1/+3One of the most unforgettable quotes from a james bond film.

      Honestly whats wrong with Denise Richards?
      Maybe her acting wasn't so great but are we really paying attention to that fellas.
  • mGARANDEUR1, on 04/01/2008, -1/+3I would have a hard time picturing Denise Richards as a physicists.
    • TheUnlearn, on 04/01/2008, -1/+0you(and many others) seem to be forgetting the purpose of Bond girls: Be hot and get in bed with James Bond. Acting or playing a believable part isn't a requirement.
    • chuckles08, on 04/01/2008, -1/+1I have a hard time picturing Denise Richards as intelligent
  • Hermiod, on 04/01/2008, -0/+5Dugg, but I don't agree with having Karin Dor on this list. Some people seem to think the only Bond girl that existed during the 60's movies was Ursula Andress. Luciana Paluzzi and Claudine Auger from Thunderball are especially gorgeous.
  • kotatsu, on 04/01/2008, -10/+3Hey it's a top worst or top best chart on DIGG! How unusual!

    Used to be a time when DIGG was actually about uncovering intelligent stories and not just frivolous celebrity nonsense.
    • 1gunners4, on 04/01/2008, -1/+4When I was your age, I had to walk 25 miles in the snow to get to school, uphill both ways, with only the rotted skin of dead rats to keep my feet warm!
      • ben_nushmut, on 04/01/2008, -1/+2You had dead rats? Damn, that's the part I forgot.
  • Phernoree, on 04/01/2008, -3/+0Tiffany Case from 'Diamonds are Forever' was miserable... http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slide ...
  • keltin, on 04/01/2008, -4/+2The very appellation 'Bond Girl' is not one that most males I know start equating to acting chops. I know, very, very sexist, butt it's true.

    There really aren't any of those mentioned that call for excoriations. It'd be better to realize most of the characters, esp. the Moore movies, were supposed to be in the 'camp' classification than 'real.' Moore's the pity, though.

    Tchau.
  • thuffner, on 04/01/2008, -0/+4An okay list. I would add Mayday as well.

    However, as far as attractiveness, some of these are in the top 10.

    And yeah, what about Halle Berry???
  • tehnico, on 04/01/2008, -1/+12You're all hypocrites. You loved Wildthings and you know it.
    • 1gunners4, on 04/01/2008, -0/+3It was my porn before I discovered porn. :(
    • Kisama, on 04/01/2008, -0/+3Denise was fine until she picked up that sheen of hers.
      • FortyCaliber, on 04/01/2008, -0/+2BUt she got rid of it and now has a sambora of locklear's
  • diggerphelps, on 04/01/2008, -0/+6Shouldn't that be the Bottom Seven?
  • beck5, on 04/01/2008, -1/+3Again Halle Berry gave one of the worst performances ever! Die Another Day was bad in many respects but her terrible terrible acting really ruined it for me.
  • brokenworlds, on 04/01/2008, -6/+1"Get your clothes on and i'll buy you an ice cream" the pedophile said after having his way with her
  • zarvensha, on 04/01/2008, -2/+2It wasnt just the girls who were bad in those films..........

    Thank god for Casino Royale, when does Quantam of Solace come out again?

    (Quietly goes back to his Bond nerdism)
    • Killeroid, on 04/01/2008, -0/+2Every true Bond fan will tell you Casino Royale departed from the Bond convention and so it sucked.
  • supermajic, on 04/01/2008, -0/+3"One question: Why have they cast a 14-year-old annoying girl as a Bond Babe? We can't even remember if she dies in the film. We hope she did."
    She was chosen because she was a professional ice skater irl, and no she didn't die.
    • terrya64, on 04/01/2008, -0/+3And she was 21 when this film came out. Born in 58.
  • davidlow, on 04/01/2008, -0/+3Title should read: "Bottom Seven Best Bond Girls"
  • GiJoeBob, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1The museum tour guide in "Moonraker" was the hottest chick in that movie.
  • SOS84, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1A View to a Kill was not the worst Bond film by a mile because Die Another Day was the worst Bond film by a mile.
  • fuctifino, on 04/01/2008, -0/+0Any Bond movie after Roger Moore was pants. Tim Dalton and Pierce Brosnan were *****. In fairness though the film makers really killed it just using the same format over and over again. Luckily the Bourne movies came out and they made Casino Royale into a really good flick. Back to the article .. has there been a good bond girl that is one that can act? We all know they're eye candy. The lady from Moon Raker deserves an honorable mention, she was a hottie.
    • FortyCaliber, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1Eva Green was tolerable at worst.
    • Killeroid, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1Everyone seems to think Casino Royale was agood Bond flick but it actually suck. Sure, it invigorated the Bond movies by drawing the young corwd back to the Bond series, but actingwise, it really blowed.
    • Buelldozer, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1Roger Moore was pants.
  • bangerznmash, on 04/01/2008, -0/+3What no Terri Hatcher from Tomorrow Never Dies? She was god awful!
  • Rulex, on 04/01/2008, -2/+1Ivana Humpalot was the worst.... wait!
  • maciejwr, on 04/01/2008, -1/+0good
  • dupswapdrop, on 04/01/2008, -0/+4Roger Moore is the worst bond girl.
  • Rwned, on 04/01/2008, -0/+2Holly Goodhead should not be on this list. FAIL.
  • doubleagame, on 04/01/2008, -2/+1Denise Richards is hot/dumb as hell. By far the worst Bond girl of all-time.
  • beloitpiper, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1Jill Masterton in Goldfinger (played by Shirley Eaton) was by far the hottest girl in any Bond film.
  • gryphon50, on 04/01/2008, -0/+0the problem is, they pick these chicks as eye candy and they can't act at all and don't have any special charisma to them...With all of the starlets trying to get into Hollywood, it's hard to believe they can't find women that both looks and talent.
  • whisperedlie, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1if acting is being factored into the decision, i think you've missed the point.
  • carguy25, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1Hey! Roger Moore was the man!
  • Rich711, on 04/01/2008, -0/+1This list was compiled either by a really angry woman or a gay man that chose to leave Grace Jones and the transsexual off the list. So these 7 can't act... they're bond girls.
  • Slayerdude51982, on 04/02/2008, -0/+1Yeah sure some people say it's inaccurate for Halle Berry not being listed, but are we forgetting about Madonna who is in that very same flick as her? and seriously, are we putting Denise on there for acting? I mean really last I checked the Bond franchise isn't an academy award winning series here. The way I see it, three inaccuracies.
  • gkiltz, on 04/02/2008, -0/+0The video does not even work!
    It hoses up less than halfway through!
    The part it does show, she's not Drop-Dead Gorgeous, no, but not exactly a cow either!
    Should I cut some cheese to go with that whine?
  • NikRDC, on 04/04/2008, -0/+1Great list, and video i completely agree with it, though it was missing some people.
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