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  • jlpete9, on 08/18/2008, -3/+148So many ways to meet people -- and so many ways to get rejected!
    • Firez101, on 08/19/2008, -2/+4Yep. Sad World.
    • crazycraka, on 08/19/2008, -3/+7Yeah, I think this song sucked, but I digged it just because he looks like he needs to get some and he told me that digging this would help.
    • jetboyterp, on 08/19/2008, -0/+2That's nothin'...I google myself, and my hand falls asleep...
  • DeathWish808, on 08/18/2008, -11/+76I like Googling myself. It's the new national pastime.
    • 4rp4n3t, on 08/19/2008, -12/+5Sure. New about six years ago.
    • retrospects, on 08/19/2008, -1/+1im not on the internets :(... maybe thats a good thing
    • Eric8p, on 08/19/2008, -2/+1lol... when I google myself... the 1st link is an IMDB article :P
    • nj10ii, on 08/19/2008, -1/+1Yeah the only thing worse is posting a video of yourself masturbating on Google video.
    • Davoidbot, on 08/19/2008, -6/+1I bet these are your search results:
      http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
      • itsthebrod, on 08/19/2008, -1/+8Embedding a rick roll in a tinyurl link is the lamest of lame, because it takes the fun of tricking people away you idiot. The whole point is give someone a Youtube link and only their knowledge of all the rickroll IDs can prevent them from being rolled.

        That and the fact that that meme totally expired about 6 months ago.
      • Davoidbot, on 08/19/2008, -1/+2NOOOO! YOU FOUND OUT I'M LAME! MY DARKEST SECRET! I'M MELTING.... MELTING...
  • twoofmyfriends, on 08/18/2008, -83/+15***** you, two of my friends died googling their name
    • irfanmp, on 08/18/2008, -3/+11Why'd you have to go and ruin one of the best rap videos I have seen in a long time?
    • 4rp4n3t, on 08/19/2008, -11/+4No, ***** you.
    • chrisduser, on 08/19/2008, -2/+7Sometimes comments shouldn't be hidden. Some of them deserve -100s
    • Flashtone, on 08/19/2008, -5/+2when you pick up on trends make sure you are riding the wave everyone else is. if not you are just gonna get the thumbs down. welcome to digg.
    • arah91, on 08/19/2008, -5/+1***** YOU two of my friends got beat to death after using that meme for the X time.
      • mrgermy, on 08/19/2008, -0/+1How many times is X? Oh hell no, I am not doing algebra just to figure it out.
  • eurichunt, on 08/18/2008, -8/+28Yeah but he googled I'm feeling lucky and didn't even get a site result. Lamer. :(
  • Gillos, on 08/18/2008, -6/+260Reminds me of when the guy from Wanted googled himself and got 0 results.
    I was like WTF!? He would have got every instance of his first and/or last name. He didn't even put it in quotes.
    I shared this with the girl I was on a date with, she was.... not impressed.
    • Jemm, on 08/19/2008, -3/+40If the guy had used Cuil it would have been more realistic.
      • lulzy, on 08/19/2008, -10/+1no one cares about your preferred search engine, really
    • jasonh1234, on 08/19/2008, -7/+87In my experience... Don't mention computers or Internet or technology on a date unless she does first.
      In fact you're better off pretending to be "illiterate at computers"
      • jamesdew, on 08/19/2008, -1/+76i wont blab on and on about it on a date but I wont pretend to be someone I'm not.
      • maybemable, on 08/19/2008, -14/+4i'm female and a nerd and i wouldn't have been impressed. i think on a date, hearing repeated references to "big titties" is a lot more offputting than being any of that web stuff. just so's you know...
      • brentinkc, on 08/19/2008, -0/+20"That web stuff"

        'Nuff said.
      • dazparkour, on 08/19/2008, -0/+16"i'm female and a nerd", oh and a digg user! Yeah right.

        http://www.sarcasmdetector.com
      • maybemable, on 08/19/2008, -4/+1@brentinkc: lol. touche. although in my defense myspace and match.com are hardly the most hardcore of web 2.0 topics.
      • billbugger, on 08/19/2008, -4/+1@maybemable: Then what are your thoughts on the Semantic Web?
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_Web

        And what are your thoughts about the early prototypes leading to Berners-Lee's untimaite goal (RSS/SOAP, etc.)

        Here's a good beginning example of technologies/ideas merging:
        http://www.webdesignerwall.com/demo/jquery/
      • utahnkid, on 08/19/2008, -0/+13Screw that. There is NOTHING I take more pride in then the fact I have a FAR more successful career based entirely off computers then all the douche bags from high school that are still doing landscaping or construction.

        Hell, more successful then most of their parents.
      • itsthebrod, on 08/19/2008, -1/+4Meh, if your date can't handle a person who's competent with today's technology, chances are the superficial relationship isn't going to last very long anyway.
      • akkuma, on 08/19/2008, -0/+2Except where I live the company I work for is pretty well known by a lot of people, so it actually tends to be impressive. The last girl I dated her mom was pretty much blown away by it.
      • lurker123, on 08/19/2008, -0/+1screw that. honesty is best. you're better off finding someone with the same interests as you
      • solonGFX, on 08/19/2008, -0/+2Heh - take the last b out of maybemable's name and see what you get...
      • ryangravener, on 08/20/2008, -0/+3Explain how mp3's work. That usually does the trick.
    • jaytea90, on 08/19/2008, -11/+7It's FICTION and it was a JOKE. It helped make the point that the guy was insignificant.
    • shawnanigans, on 08/19/2008, -2/+58What's a date like?
    • dazparkour, on 08/19/2008, -1/+26I had an Epoch Date once, it was back in 1970...
    • gropo, on 08/19/2008, -1/+7Medjool dates are large and delicious.
    • latrosicarius, on 08/19/2008, -0/+1he would not have gotten "every instance and/or last name"

      he would have only gotten pages where both his first and last name appear (they don't have to be adjacent words though, unless he uses the quotes)
    • SciFctn, on 08/19/2008, -0/+3"I shared this with the girl I was on a date with"
      FAIL
    • doiveo, on 08/19/2008, -0/+13... so the thing you found unrealistic about Wanted was the Google search?
      • skyroket, on 08/19/2008, -0/+4Digg this comment if you wish you could've dugg doiveo's comment twice. That was ROFLarious.
    • skyroket, on 08/19/2008, -0/+1http://www.google.com/trends?q=wesley+gibson&ctab= ...
  • teriyakisause, on 08/18/2008, -14/+1I'm going to googlize myself.
  • Elliottx, on 08/18/2008, -14/+3I think he references every single notable socializing site on the Internet.

    ....Nice. Gonna go Yahoo myself.
    • fudged71, on 08/19/2008, -2/+10Is your wife Alexa?
      I give her high ratings
  • druciferre, on 08/19/2008, -15/+6ROFL... I love the reference to the song I Touch Myself - Divinyls, classic!
  • neutronx2, on 08/19/2008, -16/+6LOL you are all girls with big *****!
    • luckless, on 08/19/2008, -1/+14no I'm a guy.... the rest I can't argue with
  • tmyprod, on 08/19/2008, -12/+1Holy video lines Batman!
  • fudged71, on 08/19/2008, -16/+7That was a surprisingly catchy song, and had pretty decent video editing. Guys, lets get this ***** a date!
    (he did say he got a DJ named CJ to give him a BJ, off eBay, right?)
  • fudged71, on 08/19/2008, -11/+13If you check out his/their website, you find this gem: "We've been nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Animated Program for Robot Chicken."
    Apparently, these are some of the writers behind robot chicken! awesome.
  • n8o8, on 08/19/2008, -7/+24Ohh internet...what are we gonna do with you?
    • LeonHRodriguez, on 08/19/2008, -0/+2I had to send my computer back to future shop to get its hard drive replaced so I was without the internet for about a week and a half.

      I filled the time with reading (I read Watchmen for the first time, and it's amazing!), training (lost 6 lbs.!) and a horrifying mushroom trip (...)
      • fudged71, on 08/19/2008, -0/+1lies. It was predicted by scientists just this past week that human life is not able to sustain without daily internet consumption
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      • seventoes, on 08/19/2008, -3/+31Woah.
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      • diggandugg, on 08/19/2008, -6/+1hell
      • ap44, on 08/19/2008, -1/+2Fail.
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    • christophe971, on 08/19/2008, -3/+36no
    • Vodd9, on 08/19/2008, -4/+4I disapprove too.
  • fwertz, on 08/19/2008, -14/+9I usually spit on my hand before I do that.
  • paradigmxx, on 08/19/2008, -7/+0I'm Feeling Lucky
  • kahlessreborn, on 08/19/2008, -9/+226This is so damn original i cant believe it made it on digg
    • dazparkour, on 08/19/2008, -1/+30It will be back.

      You won't be saying that this time next year.

      You'll use words like "Old" and "FW:FW:FW".
    • diggandugg, on 08/19/2008, -1/+4yeah originals bever reach the limelight nowadays
    • j0etb, on 08/19/2008, -0/+4It hasn't been submitted by mrbabyman yet
  • Digisphere, on 08/19/2008, -4/+53So did he get any hot moms from break.com?
  • Vietrmx, on 08/19/2008, -10/+2I don't know why, but I just can't...stop...watching...him...
  • Ventolin, on 08/19/2008, -4/+79Wow, he actually had some good rhymes.
  • vpotok, on 08/19/2008, -16/+6not funny?
  • goodolboykt, on 08/19/2008, -10/+3That was hella cool, nice job!
  • TTT1, on 08/19/2008, -5/+25Irony:
    While watching this page I have a True.com advertisement on the right side. The video girl is just waiting for me. "Stop. Stare. Flirt!" it says.

  • Jeremyz0r, on 08/19/2008, -12/+1More Break trash. Buried.
    • arraz, on 08/19/2008, -2/+2sarcastic or just an idiot?
      • drunkmonkey01, on 08/19/2008, -0/+4He probably didn't even watch the video, labeling it as trash simply because it come from break.com. To be fair most break.com videos have been ***** lately, but this is definitely an exception.
    • nnagflar, on 08/19/2008, -1/+3More Digg comment trash. Buried.
  • Grimdotdotdot, on 08/19/2008, -8/+15Um - not massively safe for work.
    • diggapleeeze, on 08/19/2008, -7/+2then why are you surfing Digg while at work?
      • Grimdotdotdot, on 08/19/2008, -2/+7Because Digg, for the most part, *is* safe for work?
        That's a pretty dumb question.
      • fudged71, on 08/19/2008, -0/+3naw. It used to be. It is mostly garbage now, and people seem to be too lazy to mark NSFW on stories, and hardly anyone complains anymore. It is sad :(
  • adammharvey, on 08/19/2008, -10/+2as soon as i saw him bouncing i closed the tab.
  • Crazymaniacc, on 08/19/2008, -9/+3That was actually pretty good, still sad tho.
  • homesqua, on 08/19/2008, -8/+4Sounds like something Aesop Rock would do. Only a lot less cool
    • ileftfark, on 08/19/2008, -1/+1It sounds nothing like that. Don't even make a comparison.
  • TheBuz, on 08/19/2008, -4/+47This video is so full of nerdcore win.
  • Badman996, on 08/19/2008, -3/+13Please for the love of god let there be a .mp3 of this.
  • SniperZero, on 08/19/2008, -7/+97DIGG FIX THE DUPLICATION DETECTION SYSTEM
    http://i34.tinypic.com/5ukzo5.jpg
    • MavRevMatt, on 08/19/2008, -3/+11Digg fix something? That's crazy!
    • mrgermy, on 08/19/2008, -0/+3I'm sure a lot of the time if someone see's that their post is a dupe they just post it any way hoping that their post will be more popular.
  • frisk415, on 08/19/2008, -7/+13That fool's got flow. Pretty sick.
    • j0etb, on 08/19/2008, -0/+1In normal speak that's a pretty negative comment.
  • gfxluvr, on 08/19/2008, -4/+13For some reason, when I saw that man's face, I got the sudden urge to punch him.
    • TheSpook, on 08/19/2008, -2/+4antisemite? or perhaps you're just a jerk?
  • Fragalishus, on 08/19/2008, -9/+3Not bad, E for effort. However, I'm fairly certain if you're not smart enough to deinterlace your video footage you're not allowed to call yourself a nerd.
  • W0utR, on 08/19/2008, -2/+2just google yourself and you will feel yourself so awesome
  • gnotDigger, on 08/19/2008, -6/+1SHEET DAWGGGGGG!!!!!! yeaaaaaah boi!
  • SoulDrift404, on 08/19/2008, -15/+8"This is a must see. This guy created a rap."

    Does not compute. Buried.
  • oda1, on 08/19/2008, -8/+10when's the last time anyone YAHOOED themself?
    • Drax0n, on 08/19/2008, -1/+1Yahooed isn't a verb. technically according to websters when you search yahoo.. you are searching the internet.. or "googleing"
    • Dimbleby, on 08/19/2008, -1/+1I dunno, but i just blue myself.
    • punkkid345, on 08/19/2008, -1/+1I yahooed myself earlier. I shall never speak of it again.
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  • jstem1994, on 08/19/2008, -7/+3So that's what the kids are calling it these days?
  • Ratteler, on 08/19/2008, -5/+48LOL! That was surprisingly well done for what it was.
  • LoveLessSoul, on 08/19/2008, -8/+3nicely done... pawned!
  • Bungiechord, on 08/19/2008, -11/+8Does anyone realize how ***** genius this is?
  • Navicerts, on 08/19/2008, -8/+3.
  • DionRodrigues, on 08/19/2008, -8/+3LMFAO That was priceless xD I guess this Digg story was stolen from Reddit then?
  • MavRevMatt, on 08/19/2008, -10/+1This is ***** stupid.

    Buried/lame
  • Potent1al, on 08/19/2008, -7/+5if he were serious about rhyming he would actually get somewhere
    • kirado4, on 08/19/2008, -0/+1yeah then he could become a rapper.. wouldn't that be cool.. oh snap..
    • SciFctn, on 08/19/2008, -0/+1um no.
  • Sawta, on 08/19/2008, -5/+1anondate.
  • SAGeorgeLDT, on 08/19/2008, -1/+15Erik was one of the members of the short lived comedy show on MTV Scratch and Burn. I believe he also writes for robot chicken.
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